Pray for its sprit brother. Light the incense and apply the oils. Read over it’s holly tome that is the handbook and see why the sprit is not appeased.
@@riokollivier I like how long the Machicus have been introduced and people still can't remember something as simple as: Mechanicus = Post heresy; Mechanicum = Pre heresy.
@@theotv5522 I like how long ago Abelian groups have been introduced, and people still can't remember something as simple as Abelian = commutative, non-Abelian = non-commutative.
Ya know, I really don't want to lose a leg or arm and end up with a prosthetic, but I'd love to be able to roll this speech out once in a while, so I guess it wouldn't be all bad.
@@TerranPlanetaryDefenseForce I hooked up with my sacristan/magos, he could rig you a mechanical leg that could turn into a high powered lascannon powerful enough to pierce through a chaos dreadnought armor, its a bit pricey and the augmen---(ahem) transcendence process would be.... challenging to say the least.
When you lose your arm and leg you say the speech of that blond guy with sunglasses from mgs 5 ("the body i've lost, the comrades i've lost" etc) then when you get the prosthetics you switch to this omnissiah speech.
If the movies were made faithfully to the source material I'd agree with you, but do you really expect Hollywood to NOT meddle with what they'd call an "untested property"? I think they would water it down heavily to try and appeal to a mass market. Wiping out what makes 40K unique in the process. Henry Cavill is making a 40K Amazon series, though. He has a better chance than anyone else of making it properly.
You can't mate, the empire is basically na*i germany. They will never make films with them as protagonist. And if i have to be honest the last books ruined sanguinus and angron, so maybe losing so money will make them wake the duck up.
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 We have the blessing of dying before the absolut terror of a huge, meaningless and apathetic universe crush us beyond recognition. I see this as an absolut win
@@elterrestresinmanos5078 you see the universe as an empty void of despair. I see it as a blank Canvas with Infinite posibilities. We have different mindsets, and thus you consider a blessing what I consider a curse.
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 When did i say anything about despair?Universe IS huge, IS apathetic, IS meaningless. But that doesn't mean we have to just fall into despair. Is precisely because is meaningless and huge that it holds infinite posibilities. Is precisely because is apathetic that we have freedom. But is still to much burden to carry as a human being... or as any creature, really. We're limited for something. Nothing is infinite in this universe, not even universe itself ¿Why do you want to live forever, just to see how everything you know vanish in the void of times?
I am viciously torn between wanting big budget 40k films and wanting it to be left the fuck alone by Hollywood and it sucks because I know if I get what I want it'll end up like Marvel where it just gets bled dry. Its like being a Berserk fan, you just never win.
No all you need to do in todays earth to cause a complete societal collapse is put all the released records of U.S operations in Central America on CNN, trust me if people actually bothered to find out what the Fed was up to from 1945-1991 there would be a bloody revolution
Even the Emperor admited he needs the machines of the AdMech and allowed them to keep their religion and govern their own worlds/systems. He kinda fucked them over with the later, thou.
I love how Noosphere is playing even before the Magos begins speaking, normally we don’t her anything till the girl is done speaking. Goes to show you the power of the Omnisiah, even memes can’t resist it.
0:05 Wonder when people will sit back and comprehend that given enough time and advancement. Society will be divided between two factions such as these. The Biological Purists and the Technocratic Survivalists.
@@abaddon130 magos dominuses often have so augmented vocal cords to speak in machine (lingua technis) that they need a servitor to translate it back to low gothic
the main job of magos biologist is to identify the weakness of biological beings so that they could enchance or kill them also reminder magos biologists also have machine augmentations.
@@then00brathalos the thing is they prioritize biological enhancements metal ones they do not believe metal is stronger than flesh besides this is a setting where one of the main threats to mankind is entirely biological
@@then00brathalos magos biologists often use biological augmentations, synth muscles etc. They dont see flesh inherently "weaker" and something to be discarded. And their main job is not just identifying weaknesses of the flesh...... but their interests are often found a bit eccentric by more traditional mechanicus cultist.
At this time, a Normal Girl is when you tell her that you are a Tech Priest; *Okay. Bring here what's left of the burned tomb. We'll make armor out of necrons.*
Mecanicus : We fuse your soul to the machine god and make you slave of it Dark Mecanicus : Same... Mecanicus : TECH-HERESY Dark Mecanicus : No U - Circa Horus Heresy
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death. -CREDO OMNISSIAH
Gotta love how the adeptus mechanicus strive to be living toasters, and talk about the "certainty of steel" yet if an adeptus mechanicus was told to do maintenence on a toaster he'd flick holy water over it, slap it with a wax seal and possibly make a human sacrifice to it. If it wasn't for the machine spirit being a tangible force of nature in the WH40K universe, everyone would be resigned to eating plain, untoasted bread within a matter of weeks.
"for machine is immortal"
My old PC: "I don't feel so good"
Pray for its sprit brother. Light the incense and apply the oils. Read over it’s holly tome that is the handbook and see why the sprit is not appeased.
My nokia phone: i am immortal
Machine is immortal and upgrades it's RAM continuously. You force your machine spirit to be weak, but immortal
Have you performed the Ritual of Cleansing?
Certainly you aren't applying the sacred oils and unguents while chanting the litanies of preservation. Heretic.
The Emperor: You must reject all religion!
The Mechanicum: THERE'S A FUNNY LITTLE GUY IN MY COMPUTER.
* mechanicus
** in my toaster
@@LukeVilentat the time of the Emperor, they were the Mechanicum.
@@riokollivier I like how long the Machicus have been introduced and people still can't remember something as simple as: Mechanicus = Post heresy; Mechanicum = Pre heresy.
Well, they have proven, that it is true and that their ways work. So each machine should have a machine spirit.
@@theotv5522 I like how long ago Abelian groups have been introduced, and people still can't remember something as simple as Abelian = commutative, non-Abelian = non-commutative.
I love the increasing volume of Noosphere as he speaks. Almost as if The Omnissiah is encompassing the area.
Holy omnissiah drop the bass
@@then00brathalos Brootaly hard omni drops.
*The Omnissaiah Speaks!*
@@then00brathalosDrop the church organ
@@vid101.organal bombardment
The fuckin "BZZ WOO" still makes me hype
it made me so happy that it had its own subtitles
It had no right to go as hard as it does.
same
''The machine is immortal''
Tech priest trying to update to the newest version of windows
Tech Priest makes his own kernel/os/everything. Tech Priest basics.
Ya know, I really don't want to lose a leg or arm and end up with a prosthetic, but I'd love to be able to roll this speech out once in a while, so I guess it wouldn't be all bad.
If my prosthetic was made by a high ranking tech priest, I would gladly give an arm.
@@TerranPlanetaryDefenseForce I hooked up with my sacristan/magos, he could rig you a mechanical leg that could turn into a high powered lascannon powerful enough to pierce through a chaos dreadnought armor, its a bit pricey and the augmen---(ahem) transcendence process would be.... challenging to say the least.
Ngmi
@@then00brathalosif the Scotsman from Samurai Jack was in 40k
When you lose your arm and leg you say the speech of that blond guy with sunglasses from mgs 5 ("the body i've lost, the comrades i've lost" etc) then when you get the prosthetics you switch to this omnissiah speech.
Honestly 40K could become as big as Star Wars if they made movies.
If the movies were made faithfully to the source material I'd agree with you, but do you really expect Hollywood to NOT meddle with what they'd call an "untested property"? I think they would water it down heavily to try and appeal to a mass market. Wiping out what makes 40K unique in the process.
Henry Cavill is making a 40K Amazon series, though. He has a better chance than anyone else of making it properly.
True, BBUUUUTT, you'll have sjw tards trying to complain about the lack of woman and trans shit and how no one is friendly wahhhh.
If they didn't ruin it
You can't mate, the empire is basically na*i germany.
They will never make films with them as protagonist.
And if i have to be honest the last books ruined sanguinus and angron, so maybe losing so money will make them wake the duck up.
@@Elia-Burani lol bro said ruined
Oh what's this, my weak organic biomass is unplugging your toaster girlfriend
I'll Say that to you in 50 years when you're on Life support
Hopefully your gf and family like their new labor servitor roles
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 We have the blessing of dying before the absolut terror of a huge, meaningless and apathetic universe crush us beyond recognition. I see this as an absolut win
@@elterrestresinmanos5078 you see the universe as an empty void of despair. I see it as a blank Canvas with Infinite posibilities. We have different mindsets, and thus you consider a blessing what I consider a curse.
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 When did i say anything about despair?Universe IS huge, IS apathetic, IS meaningless. But that doesn't mean we have to just fall into despair. Is precisely because is meaningless and huge that it holds infinite posibilities. Is precisely because is apathetic that we have freedom. But is still to much burden to carry as a human being... or as any creature, really. We're limited for something. Nothing is infinite in this universe, not even universe itself ¿Why do you want to live forever, just to see how everything you know vanish in the void of times?
If I ever lose a limb and get a robotic prosthetic, this will become my whole personality.
as it should!
as the omnisiah wills it.
I am viciously torn between wanting big budget 40k films and wanting it to be left the fuck alone by Hollywood and it sucks because I know if I get what I want it'll end up like Marvel where it just gets bled dry. Its like being a Berserk fan, you just never win.
Truth
Berserk Fan be like:
"Haven't you heard the good news, brother? We just need to keep *S T R U G G L I N G*"
Even in death we serve
It's is coming, brace yourself.
"The Chaos Space Marine is standing right behind me, isn't he?😬😏"
"For the machine is immortal"
Every maintenance personnel ever: "Fucking bullshit!"
The Engiseers are truly the life of the Adeptus Mechanicus
The maintenance personnel clearly did not appease the Machine Spirits well
everything fully automated. :D
I've typed the speech so many times, my phone's autocorrect almost knows it by heart.
Same lol
I'm already saved as well, for my phone is immortal
@@GarkKahn same
The machine spirit within is pleased
Yeah ive memorized it as well. Its pretty good
he makes complete sense to me - *shrugs mechanically*
when i suffer from the smallest from of physical pain:
😂
BZZZZZZZZ
WOOOOOO
this sound makes the machine spirit happy.
"For the machine is immortal"
The DS I've had since 1st grade: 💪🤖
Necron:Bro, you are taking a lot of drugs.
Mechanicus is hands down one of the best 40k games, I do also recommend battlefleet gothic armada
Gladius is a favorite of mine too. Civ meets 40k? Yes please
Battle sector is also great, and soulstorm
Deamonhunters is also great.
@@ghostplays2766 Daemonhunters is good but it has a lot, a lot of issues, more than the other games here
Boltgun is an absolute banger, and contains many references to Space Marine, the ultimate grimcomfy adventure.
Blessed be the Omnisaiah, leave behind the weakness of the flesh, embrace the purity of the holy steel
Bro all it takes to destroy your entire civilization is for one stupid technician to flip the wrong power switch
@@manlyman2624
So basically today's Earth? 😅
No all you need to do in todays earth to cause a complete societal collapse is put all the released records of U.S operations in Central America on CNN, trust me if people actually bothered to find out what the Fed was up to from 1945-1991 there would be a bloody revolution
Praise the Omnissiah, brother
May Omnissiah guide your footsteps on the Path of Knowledge my kin.
"Certainty of steel" after seeing the underside of my car, im quite uncertain about this
Oxygen: exists
Steal: “I’m in danger”
This is eargasm at its best - we really need a warhammer 40k asmr honestly
He has a skull drone, an absolutely LIT soundtrack and makes a lot of sense. Your argument is invalid, bio-hole.
"bio-hole" for fuck sake u killed me there x)
Servoskulls are lit
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 it is supposed to be quite the honour to be turned into a servoskull as well :D
@@tristanemery8748 It in fact is a great honour
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 💀👍
Mechanicus is just one of the best games out there. And the intro cinematic is so clean and efficient. Like a good machine should be.
Yesterday my tooth broke completely and I had to go to the dentist.
I think I just found myself a new religion.
Welcome to the fold.
I’m gonna try to invent integrated prosthetics just so I can use this speech every so often.
Hearing Children of the omnissiah is what finally sucked me into the lore. That ...and henry cavill.
Can’t wait to see what he’s cooking up with that WH40K show that’s been rumored
When he said Bzzzzzzzz wooooooooooo, I felt that
Ironically thunder started roaring outside my house once the Magos Starting the speech.
Even nature knows the purity of the machine.
Dude has a point
Ad Mech grindset
bro it sends shivers down my spine haha, well done! that IS the soundtrack of 40k
Even the Emperor admited he needs the machines of the AdMech and allowed them to keep their religion and govern their own worlds/systems.
He kinda fucked them over with the later, thou.
I love how Noosphere is playing even before the Magos begins speaking, normally we don’t her anything till the girl is done speaking. Goes to show you the power of the Omnisiah, even memes can’t resist it.
It just comes from his body, he has installed a Bluetooth speaker directly into his chest
"The strength and certainty of steel"
My Divine Enforcer would like a word
When you get an iron lung
She is too weak to ascend by the blessings of the Omnissiah. She clings to frailty, and will rot while you conquer the stars. Dump her.
forcefully convert her flesh into machine! then she would know the blessing and certainty of steel!
Yeah, make hem a servant for the forge of Mars
Or just you know figure out how to have an actual conversation
@@manlyman2624 You're asking a tech priest to actually talk to someone? Yeah, that’s not gonna go well.
0:05 Wonder when people will sit back and comprehend that given enough time and advancement. Society will be divided between two factions such as these. The Biological Purists and the Technocratic Survivalists.
Beat dropped harder than the Blackstone fortress in the 13the Crusade.
Thanks for the "decaaaay" @ 0:30 - My friend didn't hear it - I was going insane, I knew that word was off, I knew it!
The thing js that both metal and flesh decay but both can be repaired
True. But many people lack the intelligence to understand this. Instead, they mindlessly spam this shıtty quote.
omnisiah please help.
it's even better when you realise it's the skull talking
How?
@@abaddon130 magos dominuses often have so augmented vocal cords to speak in machine (lingua technis) that they need a servitor to translate it back to low gothic
EMP's: *Bonjour*
I want the mechanicus speech with that music as part of a 40k series! Preferably yesterday!
Magos Biologis: *GYM MUSIC*
There is only weakness in the flesh
In the Machine we have strenght and truth
The magos biologist is a direct slap in the face to that very quote
Kind of, the flesh is still weak but can be stronger if by the Omnissiah, as a well-oiled machinery can be
the main job of magos biologist is to identify the weakness of biological beings so that they could enchance or kill them
also reminder magos biologists also have machine augmentations.
@@then00brathalos the thing is they prioritize biological enhancements metal ones they do not believe metal is stronger than flesh besides this is a setting where one of the main threats to mankind is entirely biological
@@then00brathalos magos biologists often use biological augmentations, synth muscles etc. They dont see flesh inherently "weaker" and something to be discarded. And their main job is not just identifying weaknesses of the flesh......
but their interests are often found a bit eccentric by more traditional mechanicus cultist.
@@MagdaGust62flesh can be weak if it's not enhanced, just like metal can be weak if not upgraded and maintained. The mechanicus quote is stüpid.
At this time, a Normal Girl is when you tell her that you are a Tech Priest; *Okay. Bring here what's left of the burned tomb. We'll make armor out of necrons.*
This is making me want to make a new army and play 40k again…Admech certainly.
The Chad Magos Biologis: No machine may compare to the greatness of the holy human form.
When you get a tooth implant
>Me waking up after a night of sleeping and still feel like shit
"craved the strength and security of the steel"
Adeptus biologicus: "the human body is the most pure machine ever built"
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah
Magos biologis: the flesh is meant to be improved, not replaced! Observe! *Creates the eversor*
I love warhammer mechanicus, but its soundtrack goes HARDER than any other game I have played.
Just realized this is basically the speech from Watchmen
Makes sense. Women benefit from Weakness of and towards The Flesh in a way Men NEVER WILL!!! The Purity of The Blessed Machine WOULD terrify them!
Me figuring out how to clean the little battery contacts when they start to corrode:
Did any one rewatch is many time just for the "bzzzzzzzz
Woooooooo"
Quick Dominus, play me off
*Dominus taking those blessed organ pipes for a spin*
I have no mouth, and I must praise the Omnissiah!
On the contrary, these words may be the most wise and sensible things one could ever say.
Mecanicus : We fuse your soul to the machine god and make you slave of it
Dark Mecanicus : Same...
Mecanicus : TECH-HERESY
Dark Mecanicus : No U
- Circa Horus Heresy
I really enjoy the subtitles on sound effects.
Need his speech sampled and put just before a sick drop, you music inclined people please do your thing🙏
Necrontyr before realizing they got heckin' bamboozled
If God isnt real then why can my printer sense my fear?
Checkmate atheists
I can feel it too, brother, the Machine God is here!
Maybe the real machine spirit were videos we watched along the way
Bless the Omnisaiah
The virgin biomass can't handle the truth delivred by the chad techpriest blessed by the omnissiah
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death.
-CREDO OMNISSIAH
Gotta love how the adeptus mechanicus strive to be living toasters, and talk about the "certainty of steel" yet if an adeptus mechanicus was told to do maintenence on a toaster he'd flick holy water over it, slap it with a wax seal and possibly make a human sacrifice to it.
If it wasn't for the machine spirit being a tangible force of nature in the WH40K universe, everyone would be resigned to eating plain, untoasted bread within a matter of weeks.
when I saw 4 "a"s in "decay", I couldn't hold the laughter anymore
Even in death I serve the omnisscia ❤
Ah yes... the typical AI developer monologue
Blessed be the Omnissiah.
Praise the omnissiah
What would the Adeptus Mechanicus think of Bonzi Buddy?
You call your body a temple but mine runs on TempleOS.
best
The woooo kills me every time
I BEGGED FOR THE PURITY OF THE MACHINE GOD
The machine is immortal. Tell that to my busted laptop
“Steel is eternal”
Steel when water: 💩
"Bzzzz woooo"
-Dan Abnett, Black Library author.
Музыка просто прекрасна
Background organ music is Noosphere - Guillaume David
I reamember when i asked my girlfriend to watch blood angels with me. She lasted only 2 episodes.
She says hes not making sense but it seems pretty clear to me... the flesh is weak.
Sounds like Gabriel soundtrack and Doctor Manhattan combined together.
Thank you for this. Now my gf can see it's not only me.
This goes hard af
Imagine you turn into machine because of being influenced by undead fridge you hide in basement.
Praise Be To The Omnissiah!
"the machine spirit go brrrrrrr.... Fabricator-General"
steel will fail you in time, switch to titanium.
That sound track is so based
What is called???
I need to know
@@dgsch8427 noosphere - mechanicus
This voice line always hits way too hard, it appeases my ear drums.
He's making sense to me.
I shall remember this and say this if I get a hip replacement.