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Me figuring out how to clean the little battery contacts when they start to corrode:

She is too weak to ascend by the blessings of the Omnissiah. She clings to frailty, and will rot while you conquer the stars. Dump her.

Music?

If God isnt real then why can my printer sense my fear? Checkmate atheists

But I am already shaved

wzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz woooooooooooo

....why....why was that so damn epic

“Steel is eternal” Steel when water: 💩

What would the Adeptus Mechanicus think of Bonzi Buddy?

Makes sense. Women benefit from Weakness of and towards The Flesh in a way Men NEVER WILL!!! The Purity of The Blessed Machine WOULD terrify them!

Magos Biologis: "Actuality, you're body is amazing in how it works, at least on the cellular scale. Ignore my contemporary here"

"For the machine is immortal" The DS I've had since 1st grade: 💪🤖

Decaaaay

Mightiest Maximus, Biggus Dickus

I’m gonna try to invent integrated prosthetics just so I can use this speech every so often.

ugh why do i have to feed this biomass, i just want bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwooooooooooooooooo

"From the moment I understood the weakness of steel, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of flesh and bone. I aspired to the purity of the blessed biomass. Your kind claim to your steel as if it will not rust, decay, and fail you. One day, the steel that you called a fortress will rust and wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the biomass is immortal. For as we existed long before you were even an concept."

When you get an iron lung

steel will fail you in time, switch to titanium.

The virgin biomass can't handle the truth delivred by the chad techpriest blessed by the omnissiah

Sign me up.

decaaaaay

omnisiah please help.

Adeptus mechanicus dostlarımın dediği şekilde (kesinlikle imparatora bihatlı bir krieg'im) Omnissiah menun etmek için etlerimizden kurtulduk ve makineleştik ve Omissiah için yazdığım şiiri okumak isterim Makinlasmak istiyorun ! Trrrrum,trrrrum,trrrrum ! Trak tiki tak ! Beynimden, etimden, iskeletimden geliyor bu ! Her dinamoya altıma almak için çıldırıyorum ! Tükürüklü dilim bakır telleri yalıyor, damrlarımda kovolıyor oto-direzirler lokomotifleri ! Trrrrum, trrrrum, trak tiki tak Makinalaşmak istitoyorum ! Mutlak buna bir çağre bulacağım ve ben ancak bahtiyar olacağım karnıma bir türbin oturtup kuyruğuma çift askura taktığım gün ! Trrrrum, trrrrum trak tiki tak ! Makinalaşmak istiyorum !

13th year started for my pc, went throught 3 os's xp, 7, now 10. maybe I can't play the new carap, but I don;t care for the new crap. what I do care about tho is unironicaly blasing children of omnissiah as loud as I can and putting candles on top of the case. the machine spirit remains pleased and the rig is fully operational. praised be the omnissiah, and I wish machine gods blessings upon your rigs as well, brothers.

I reamember when i asked my girlfriend to watch blood angels with me. She lasted only 2 episodes.

If I ever become an amputee

Girl boring Boy quirky

Gotta love how the adeptus mechanicus strive to be living toasters, and talk about the "certainty of steel" yet if an adeptus mechanicus was told to do maintenence on a toaster he'd flick holy water over it, slap it with a wax seal and possibly make a human sacrifice to it. If it wasn't for the machine spirit being a tangible force of nature in the WH40K universe, everyone would be resigned to eating plain, untoasted bread within a matter of weeks.

At this time, a Normal Girl is when you tell her that you are a Tech Priest; *Okay. Bring here what's left of the burned tomb. We'll make armor out of necrons.*

me after Elon launches neuralink

The *Bzzzzzzzz wwwoooooo* is the bootup sound on my Server from 2007 for my server is immortal

Sounds like Gabriel soundtrack and Doctor Manhattan combined together.

Post nut clarity feel

Ad Mech grindset

If I ever lose a limb and get a robotic prosthetic, this will become my whole personality.

Funny thing, their machinery blinks out before their bodies do.

bzzzzzzzzzz woooooooooo is my favorite answer to piles of meat

“Rusts”

The woooo kills me every time

master chief approves

By they are not machine. The brain is still human and it will still age and decay.

women are tempary the blessed machine is forever!

I will tattoo this on my arm one day.... one day.... when the crude bioma.... oh sry got carried away^^

Ironically thunder started roaring outside my house once the Magos Starting the speech. Even nature knows the purity of the machine.

I really enjoy the subtitles on sound effects.

I love warhammer mechanicus, but its soundtrack goes HARDER than any other game I have played.

Low effort trash video

Makes sense to me

Mecanicus : We fuse your soul to the machine god and make you slave of it Dark Mecanicus : Same... Mecanicus : TECH-HERESY Dark Mecanicus : No U - Circa Horus Heresy