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  • Опубликовано: 9 окт 2016
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    Over 4,000 Calories of Root Beer Float Heaven!
    There are very few things on this planet than when Root Beer and Vanilla Ice Cream are put together.
    Amiright?
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @rowlandmarshall5232
    @rowlandmarshall5232 7 лет назад +14497

    Wouldn't it be easier to just take the flowers out?

  • @AJ-ep7en
    @AJ-ep7en 5 лет назад +4114

    how this man manages to stay thin is one of the world's biggest mysteries

  • @mercenaryhub6581
    @mercenaryhub6581 4 года назад +929

    "That's a nice flower vase you got there"
    Matt: oh that? no that's my drinking glass

    • @Chiching41
      @Chiching41 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahhahahah

    • @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848
      @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 3 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @leslye7586
      @leslye7586 3 года назад +7

      Ha....
      ...hahahahaha

    • @bstheflimar6557
      @bstheflimar6557 3 года назад

      @ANA GILAJ yes a big problem 🤣

    • @drizzwrld
      @drizzwrld 3 года назад

      HAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +1353

    Diabetes: “No. He’s too powerful!”

  • @overlookedgoat.5819
    @overlookedgoat.5819 5 лет назад +3338

    Did he at least wash the vase.

    • @iamazm_yt897
      @iamazm_yt897 5 лет назад +184

      Ikr I wanna know the same thing😂😂😂😂😂

    • @inx1819
      @inx1819 5 лет назад +314

      Also he drank from a PVC pipe, which had tape over it. He put a PVC pipe, with fucking tape in the root beer, which he later drinks.
      yes.
      tape.
      a pvc pipe.
      all in his mouth.

    • @maforever7544
      @maforever7544 5 лет назад +72

      Noo, he would let it be dirty until all the Flys come to him house...
      Jk he did wash the vase

    • @thesovereignspark
      @thesovereignspark 5 лет назад +177

      why would he wash out the flavor

    • @newenglandsfinest5955
      @newenglandsfinest5955 5 лет назад +5

      Views from The Lookout mood

  • @Viet477
    @Viet477 7 лет назад +222

    Morgan is actually really important to Matt's channel. Never thought a cameraman would be this important to the fans lol.

    • @Amironz
      @Amironz 7 лет назад +53

      his countdown, his laugh.. i just cant.. we need him.

    • @tiffanysmith6361
      @tiffanysmith6361 7 лет назад +4

      Morgan is amazing. and ^^i agree with the person above

    • @mastafudge8703
      @mastafudge8703 7 лет назад +8

      yea. i didn't hear his stupid laugh ;)

    • @s0urce29
      @s0urce29 7 лет назад +15

      It's interesting how when Morgan was around before so many people bitched about the way he laughs... the moment he's not there anymore they cry how bad they want him back. Bunch of whiney crybaby complainers.

    • @tiffanysmith6361
      @tiffanysmith6361 7 лет назад +5

      +Strung Out Well I'm not one. I enjoyed hearing Morgan's laugh. It made me laugh.

  • @salinky6282
    @salinky6282 4 года назад +1251

    Matt stonie: Root bear float challenge
    Badlandschugs: Are you challenging me?

    • @plamenstambolov7360
      @plamenstambolov7360 4 года назад +37

      I was going to like but then I saw it has 69 likes so I'll keep it like this

    • @Aphid121
      @Aphid121 4 года назад +14

      Dude come back and like someone ruined the nice amount of likes

    • @HiImCool2008
      @HiImCool2008 3 года назад +17

      Exactly, lol. You can NEVER beat badlandschugs

    • @perm1thurple581
      @perm1thurple581 3 года назад +22

      @@plamenstambolov7360 69 is a funny meme and all but not liking a comment cause of it is so fucking retarded

    • @SuperRoo_22
      @SuperRoo_22 3 года назад +10

      Badlandschugs would of finished that in half the time of what Stonie did.

  • @midori6151
    @midori6151 3 года назад +89

    can we just appreciate how he literally NEVER get's ANY food or liquid on his clothes, but on the table and floor instead?

  • @d.o.a.c85
    @d.o.a.c85 4 года назад +3899

    THIS IS THE GUY IN OUR MATH TEXTBOOKS

  • @jickjick432
    @jickjick432 4 года назад +2413

    Me: Mom can I have a root beer float?
    Mom: Just one
    Me:

    • @pyrofan1425
      @pyrofan1425 4 года назад +19

      In Germany you can to buy root beer only in a 0,33 milliliter can😂

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 4 года назад +24

      @@pyrofan1425 Why would you even buy that

    • @aaaamxr
      @aaaamxr 4 года назад +26

      I mean if you're old enough to drink then I dont think that you would need to ask your mom for that.

    • @debidybla5033
      @debidybla5033 4 года назад +9

      @@pyrofan1425 wait, are you fucking serious???

    • @KrazyK707
      @KrazyK707 4 года назад

      PyroFan14 if i were you i would be on a plane to mississipi XD

  • @zzzxzxz
    @zzzxzxz 3 года назад +144

    Matt Stonie: *drinks 1.5 gallons of root beer*
    BadlandsChugs: Hold my *beer*

    • @tharaneemuralitharan5502
      @tharaneemuralitharan5502 3 года назад +3

      Nice pfp

    • @crybabyypeep4693
      @crybabyypeep4693 3 года назад

      *camera

    • @mikeable1267
      @mikeable1267 2 года назад

      1.5 gallons would be 6 litres - he drank 3 litres which is impressive in itself

    • @tafsibhuiyan8730
      @tafsibhuiyan8730 2 года назад

      This is underrated 😂😭🤣😆

    • @yesuhase
      @yesuhase Год назад

      @M your not a real fan you call it soccer i bet you don't even play in the club

  • @MrRose41
    @MrRose41 3 года назад +310

    Normal person: Takes flowers out
    Matt: Cuts flower individually
    _X = Shame_

  • @HowardSantiago-qn4kv
    @HowardSantiago-qn4kv 7 лет назад +1295

    Damn, i can hear the Diabetes. But then again Diabetes is scared of Matt

  • @amlehtojnaral9929
    @amlehtojnaral9929 7 лет назад +608

    If I don't see Morgan in the next episode I'm unsubing.

  • @orangepanty
    @orangepanty 3 года назад +35

    4:00 this is giving me anxiety that the vase might slip ;~;

  • @carbonatedtomato4793
    @carbonatedtomato4793 4 года назад +78

    Badland chugs:
    Our battle will be Legendary!

  • @lynxsv1509
    @lynxsv1509 5 лет назад +1026

    This guy is a savage. Not because he ate 1.5 gallons of a root beer float but because he didn’t clean the glass after taking the flowers out. This guy is crazy

    • @wk2417
      @wk2417 5 лет назад +22

      More healthy ?

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад +121

      He did wash the vase. The video cuts to the main plot of the video.
      r/woooosh me if you will

    • @hi_immkaylee
      @hi_immkaylee 4 года назад +7

      grape 21 yea,he ate the ice cream but also drank it

    • @nbagang6235
      @nbagang6235 4 года назад +2

      Iknow

    • @Arkarose.
      @Arkarose. 4 года назад +3

      Lavae wow also the water disappeared it’s either you stupid or blind then

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 7 лет назад +906

    Morgan had a sex change.

    • @cardclashingstriker2114
      @cardclashingstriker2114 7 лет назад

      Matsuno Karamatsu are u serious

    • @papatk8323
      @papatk8323 7 лет назад +9

      no, just stopped taking the testo and reverted back.

    • @kenl9895
      @kenl9895 7 лет назад +3

      yeah man didn't you hear? you must not be a real fan

    • @jetiscute1
      @jetiscute1 7 лет назад +1

      card clashing striker No, it's a joke.

    • @arianamilligan9239
      @arianamilligan9239 7 лет назад

      can someone explain did he change from a girl to a boy or a boy to girl

  • @corahelseth8684
    @corahelseth8684 2 года назад +12

    The amount of damage that would do to me if I drank the entire thing is literally unfathomable

  • @ojasgupta1004
    @ojasgupta1004 3 года назад +5

    The main quality of your is that you not even vomit after eating extremely lot!!!
    I really appreciate you bro!!👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Mango-cv4yr
    @Mango-cv4yr 5 лет назад +491

    Mom: Only take what you can eat honey
    Matt: Ok mommy!!!

  • @readmyusernamepls2950
    @readmyusernamepls2950 4 года назад +714

    If Matt ever dropped the whole thing on the floor........

  • @deaconnavarro160
    @deaconnavarro160 3 года назад +24

    0:02
    Flowers: My goals, hopes, and dreams
    Matt: God

  • @kaderrot
    @kaderrot 4 года назад +72

    Matt: “It’s like a lava lamp”
    Matt’s wife: “honey comb
    *epic music BUM BUM DUM

  • @dontdrinkthesoup4783
    @dontdrinkthesoup4783 7 лет назад +562

    #Mattstonietheflowerkiller

    • @JonathanMarsala
      @JonathanMarsala 7 лет назад +1

      Flowerkiller so he's like Brandon FLOWERS from The KILLERS? Like cus my comment is clever af.

    • @kiarapaschal1068
      @kiarapaschal1068 7 лет назад +2

      not trying to be rude but instead of wasting money on flowers u should make a video of feeding the homeless just saying 😐😐😐🍊🍊🍊

    • @JonathanMarsala
      @JonathanMarsala 7 лет назад +3

      fuck off

    • @LordPoppy
      @LordPoppy 7 лет назад +7

      EliPlier #Theywerefake

    • @tostigames3492
      @tostigames3492 7 лет назад

      EliPlier #mattstonietheflowerkiller

  • @frogbonggreengrassboobs1954
    @frogbonggreengrassboobs1954 5 лет назад +1247

    How do you explain this to your dentist

    • @gagedevlin5706
      @gagedevlin5706 5 лет назад +6

      Seriously

    • @uno3542
      @uno3542 5 лет назад +24

      Just show him/her the video

    • @mikansan8216
      @mikansan8216 5 лет назад +41

      I'm pretty sure he takes good care of his teeth lol it's called brushing

    • @mikansan8216
      @mikansan8216 5 лет назад +18

      @@cabunce546 I cant say I think he brushes his teeth well? I get that it was a joke. But I wasn't being serious here. I don't think that the OC is stupid or an idiot. Not really a woosh.

    • @minecrash101
      @minecrash101 5 лет назад +14

      "I drank 1.5 gallons of root beer float in a couple of minutes"

  • @Shdjfida
    @Shdjfida 4 года назад +14

    Me: feels sick after drinking 8 oz of soda
    Matt: drinks over liter of soda and is still standing

    • @yesete777
      @yesete777 3 года назад +1

      The crazy thing is he drank like 3 liters

    • @isaacriggs4656
      @isaacriggs4656 2 года назад

      @@yesete777 That's because you're a weakling

  • @loltroll43
    @loltroll43 3 года назад +14

    Matt:*Cuts the flowers*
    Me:"Oh no..."

  • @LETSGOCOMMIES
    @LETSGOCOMMIES 5 лет назад +176

    2.5K dislikes are from dentists
    And the other 2.5K are from people who love flowers

    • @raynzo9721
      @raynzo9721 4 года назад

      From dentish??
      Are root beer is not good for your teeth?

    • @lilikzufatimah6484
      @lilikzufatimah6484 4 года назад

      The other 2k dislike is they are who hate vanilla ice cream

    • @FS-uy1no
      @FS-uy1no 4 года назад

      People who love flowers? Don't you mean vegans?

  • @elenipapadopoulou2159
    @elenipapadopoulou2159 7 лет назад +478

    imagine stonie being first in a human centipede , I would be sorry for the others.

  • @MrPotatoPants326
    @MrPotatoPants326 3 года назад +7

    I feel like it just goes in and out at the same time.

  • @dleon64
    @dleon64 2 года назад +4

    0:03 when it’s Valentine’s Day and you buy flowers for your crush but you see she already been given flowers by someone else

  • @ErenYeagersButt
    @ErenYeagersButt 5 лет назад +1581

    How does one eat ice cream that fast without dying😂

    • @kjiam4501
      @kjiam4501 5 лет назад +23

      Sam almeida ikr and how can someone have that much soda in it 😑😑

    • @mxt5tar116
      @mxt5tar116 5 лет назад +49

      With the power of a fat man dressed as a thin man

    • @lovelyboy5674
      @lovelyboy5674 5 лет назад

      Matt stonie doesnot

    • @LP-lp6qr
      @LP-lp6qr 5 лет назад +4

      Because he let it melt forever

    • @steveghazarian8439
      @steveghazarian8439 5 лет назад

      At school I did a a soda ice cream flow just like him but It was at school for something

  • @JimmyHB7
    @JimmyHB7 7 лет назад +1626

    #BringBackMyNiggaMorgan

  • @Lycanroc120
    @Lycanroc120 8 месяцев назад +1

    Some people try to beat five minutes in a mile.... this man tries to drink a gallon of root beer in under five minutes. May his stomach always be a mystery to us all. What a legend.

  • @rnb2087
    @rnb2087 2 года назад

    easily my favorite intro of yours. snipping those flowers was so satisfying from the sound to the way they fell. plus we get to see where the morgan laugh came from!!
    edit: more words

  • @-quixotexiv-_1471
    @-quixotexiv-_1471 4 года назад +750

    Is he fulfilling anyone else’s dream job?

  • @baileyhunt2799
    @baileyhunt2799 7 лет назад +672

    don't worry those flowers died for 3.8 million views

  • @astroth5057
    @astroth5057 4 года назад +8

    Matt : Drinks a whole beer float in one giant glass.
    Me : Having diabetes just only a sip of beer and a spoon of ice cream....

    • @skrunklycreationz
      @skrunklycreationz 4 года назад

      im getting the feeling you dont know what root beer is

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +78

    Teacher: no eating in my class
    Kids in back of class:

    • @ShezzasVideos
      @ShezzasVideos 4 года назад +3

      well technically they're drinking, not eating

    • @enzinn5948
      @enzinn5948 4 года назад

      @@ShezzasVideos r/whooosh

    • @ShezzasVideos
      @ShezzasVideos 3 года назад +2

      @@enzinn5948 no it's not an r/woooosh moron, I get the joke, I was making my own joke

    • @Msgoofy
      @Msgoofy 3 года назад

      @@enzinn5948 r/Doyouevenhavereddit

  • @Axif1ed
    @Axif1ed 5 лет назад +788

    When you have 10 minutes do finish your drink at lunch

    • @enisdedic6719
      @enisdedic6719 5 лет назад +35

      Wait but 10 minutes is more than enough to finish your drink at lunch I'd understand like 30 second or 1 minutes but 10 minutes... is more than enough time

    • @garaldfritsgerald8521
      @garaldfritsgerald8521 5 лет назад +2

      Shouting simulator is more gayer and dumber and funnier and stupider and gayer and cactier

    • @frazza5503
      @frazza5503 5 лет назад +4

      Bee SwarmLOVER you can easily finish a drink in 10 mins lol how slow are you?

    • @leoheaton387
      @leoheaton387 5 лет назад

      Bee SwarmLOVER original

    • @saylorgotproblems9349
      @saylorgotproblems9349 5 лет назад +1

      Why is it bad to be gay?

  • @GovindNadathur12
    @GovindNadathur12 7 лет назад +293

    I swear to fuck if you don't bring back morgan...

  • @K-pop_edits2205
    @K-pop_edits2205 3 года назад +2

    Matt stonie: has a 1.5 gallon of root beer.
    Badlandchugs: Oh, so you wanna go!?

  • @rubyxx69420
    @rubyxx69420 3 года назад +6

    _Few Hours Later_
    Matt: *Im gonna piss back in a moment*
    _A entire Day later_
    Matt: _I feel better_

  • @kelleyrajkowski2272
    @kelleyrajkowski2272 5 лет назад +727

    When mom says you can only have ONE root beer float

    • @brycegoodman8676
      @brycegoodman8676 5 лет назад +8

      lol just get a big one

    • @jigglefatty1186
      @jigglefatty1186 5 лет назад +7

      Who lets their child have 2 root beer floats anyway? Just seems unhealthy.

    • @tyrone5619
      @tyrone5619 5 лет назад +1

      • Piney _ Tree • true, but sometimes 2-20 is actually required to fill me up

    • @AlbertRazzer
      @AlbertRazzer 5 лет назад +3

      @@jigglefatty1186 cleary you didnt understand it was a joke

    • @garaldfritsgerald8521
      @garaldfritsgerald8521 5 лет назад +1

      Just get a small one yeah

  • @O_Tade
    @O_Tade 6 лет назад +754

    These dislikes are from flowers

    • @ezekiel1249
      @ezekiel1249 5 лет назад +4

      Taco Bell God lol

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 5 лет назад +4

      You have an enchanting profile picture. Please tell me your source.

    • @O_Tade
      @O_Tade 5 лет назад +2

      Marc Moncada my profile pic is Neil Breen, a movie director, who makes bad movies.

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 5 лет назад +2

      I can tell. When I searched him up, the second guy that showed up under "People also search for" was Tommy Wiseau.

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 5 лет назад +2

      But seriously though, tell me where you got dat pic.

  • @cffgg720
    @cffgg720 4 года назад +5

    Why the hell am I watching all these videos at the middle of the night🤔

  • @vordigger9699
    @vordigger9699 3 года назад +3

    Remember the good old days where you would get those tiny cups of ice cream and you would dump just a bit of any soda in and enjoy that summer day😄

  • @litpanda3451
    @litpanda3451 5 лет назад +184

    doctor:what did you drink today
    matt:1.5 gallon of rootbeer float

  • @photilal1960
    @photilal1960 7 лет назад +903

    #FreeMyNiggaMorgan

    • @Loganglyfe
      @Loganglyfe 7 лет назад +2

      JDMSteven what?

    • @ky2x595
      @ky2x595 7 лет назад

      bro watch my vids on my channel

    • @hadikouskous
      @hadikouskous 7 лет назад +9

      +money staxx No

    • @alexfebrianoo
      @alexfebrianoo 7 лет назад +6

      no,fuck you,I'll report your channel

    • @ky2x595
      @ky2x595 7 лет назад +1

      ok go ahead

  • @fereezie3705
    @fereezie3705 3 года назад +3

    bro i was eating a regular root beer float while watching this and he finished it way before i did lmao

  • @lovealways6753
    @lovealways6753 3 года назад +3

    Looks So Good That I Want One Now

  • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
    @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 7 лет назад +5

    6:58 the stonie family laugh

  • @marjoshamoon8519
    @marjoshamoon8519 7 лет назад +882

    R.I.P Flowers you will be missed😭

    • @doharrrt
      @doharrrt 7 лет назад +1

      XC

    • @ilovemarblespeachandcermit2166
      @ilovemarblespeachandcermit2166 7 лет назад +4

      The flower he cut were a waste of 10$$$$$$$

    • @raidatulhusna3760
      @raidatulhusna3760 7 лет назад +1

      Raw Die malaysian?

    • @RAUDI75
      @RAUDI75 7 лет назад +1

      yes ( i actually using my dad account)

    • @HookUp79
      @HookUp79 7 лет назад +8

      MARJO SHAMOON
      He wasted some flowers .... that's pretty useless, OK
      But imagine he would have to butcher all the animals first before he can eat them ....

  • @imwer8940
    @imwer8940 2 года назад +3

    *Diabetes* : *Yeah,Imma end this mans whole stomach*
    *Matt Stonie* : _Try me_
    *Diabetes* : -I take back what I said-

  • @ajwsings
    @ajwsings 4 года назад +2

    Matt after chopping the flowers: “I killed them all. Not just the men... but the woman and children too!”

  • @_xodoll
    @_xodoll 4 года назад +1126

    0:03 *when you single on Valentine's day*
    *OMG THX FOR ALMOST 1K LIKES* .0.

  • @sweatyboner69hoobastank51
    @sweatyboner69hoobastank51 7 лет назад +499

    FLOWER LIVES MATTER

  • @sakutibi1112
    @sakutibi1112 3 года назад +3

    Now I want to try this so badly...of course in normal cup size 🤣

  • @excrim2
    @excrim2 4 года назад +1

    Me: need a whole day to drink just 1liter of water
    Matt: only 5 minutes to drink this giant root beer

  • @mamba_kekw
    @mamba_kekw 7 лет назад +135

    if epic meal time made a meal for you would you be able to eat all of it?

  • @Crystal_Cheese
    @Crystal_Cheese 5 лет назад +385

    Excuse me? I ordered the extra large!

    • @VirusCFWi
      @VirusCFWi 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanedgley9077
      @ryanedgley9077 5 лет назад +1

      My face is better.

    • @garaldfritsgerald8521
      @garaldfritsgerald8521 5 лет назад +1

      I’m sorry sir but did you forgot the extra 17 extras in your order

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 5 лет назад

      Sir, there's 20 XL RootBeer floats in your car.
      The cost is $132.93.
      Cash or credit.

    • @julianalston120
      @julianalston120 5 лет назад

      @@gayfurry5287 why is a XL root beer float 6.65

  • @batmanhelpingspider-man2342
    @batmanhelpingspider-man2342 5 месяцев назад

    My mom is in the bouquet business and she was just in shock of you beheading all those perfectly fine flowers 🤣🤣😩😩

  • @commandonate9618
    @commandonate9618 4 года назад

    Haven’t had soda for years and root bear was my favorite this video is tempting

  • @1blackbirrrd
    @1blackbirrrd 5 лет назад +629

    Man I'm a fatass but I don't think I could handle all those sugary challenges.

  • @ibrahemal-malky7382
    @ibrahemal-malky7382 3 года назад +5

    Who’s still here at 2020?

  • @efe_fx
    @efe_fx 3 года назад +2

    My man executing the flowers instead of just removing them😂

  • @rolanddehaas8424
    @rolanddehaas8424 5 лет назад +639

    Lactose intolerants have left the chat.

    • @asmrreading4330
      @asmrreading4330 5 лет назад +15

      Roland de Haas lmao nah we stay and suffer

    • @whocares1667
      @whocares1667 5 лет назад +3

      Nope I sit here and wish I was not

    • @sushiojo3888
      @sushiojo3888 5 лет назад

      Nah b I'm still here for it 😂😂😂

    • @lillithhopper5683
      @lillithhopper5683 5 лет назад +2

      Yup I'm lactose intolerant and looking at this made me feel sick haha

    • @lillithhopper5683
      @lillithhopper5683 5 лет назад +1

      @@asmrreading4330 I stayed to suffer I wish I could eat it but I can't

  • @hmongstyle5750
    @hmongstyle5750 4 года назад +586

    Toilet expects a big dump next thing you know a freaking icicle comes out

  • @sevenleaguer5960
    @sevenleaguer5960 2 года назад +2

    Dude when he says “fuck this straw” and then he drinks from the over sized cup that covers his face😂😂😂😂

  • @RAM-ft3gk
    @RAM-ft3gk 2 года назад +1

    This dude has actually helped me to stop eating junk food. Much appreciated.

    • @Ahmed-mp4og
      @Ahmed-mp4og 2 года назад

      How’d that work lol

    • @RAM-ft3gk
      @RAM-ft3gk 2 года назад

      @@Ahmed-mp4og Just watching him ingest everything I may crave kinda grosses me out. Lol.

    • @Ahmed-mp4og
      @Ahmed-mp4og 2 года назад

      @@RAM-ft3gk lol

  • @AmaniToomer991
    @AmaniToomer991 5 лет назад +385

    The flowers were so pretty, why you gotta kill dem like that bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @minecraftasmrskertskert269
      @minecraftasmrskertskert269 5 лет назад +10

      Skye the drawing girl um I think they were fake...

    • @zoinks9864
      @zoinks9864 5 лет назад +5

      Minecraft asmr Skertskert yeah they look fake

    • @ediwow3014
      @ediwow3014 5 лет назад +1

      Were*

    • @AmaniToomer991
      @AmaniToomer991 5 лет назад +6

      @@minecraftasmrskertskert269
      They were still pretty could of been nice to have around lol

    • @whit26ney
      @whit26ney 4 года назад +1

      Skye the drawing girl Ikr! Those flowers were so pretty

  • @akselbirkeland1338
    @akselbirkeland1338 7 лет назад +124

    WHERE THE EARLYSQUAD AT?!?!

    • @luispagan4752
      @luispagan4752 7 лет назад +1

      Aksel Birkeland Yooooooooooooo

    • @WuBrotherNumbaOne
      @WuBrotherNumbaOne 7 лет назад

      Aksel Birkeland yo

    • @IHateSage
      @IHateSage 7 лет назад +1

      lol thats not even special

    • @jennygreat4846
      @jennygreat4846 7 лет назад +1

      The last time I was this early, my girlfriend had to get an abortion

    • @Hushpuppy107
      @Hushpuppy107 7 лет назад +2

      They all died in the war, man. We're the New EarlySquad.

  • @teresamoses8402
    @teresamoses8402 4 года назад +1

    Matt Stonie, living a child's dream since 2010

  • @randomhuman8107
    @randomhuman8107 4 года назад +1

    Matt: cuts all the flowers instead of taking them out
    Literally everyone: 👁👄👁

  • @llm2254
    @llm2254 6 лет назад +143

    All his videos remind me of how I’d be like if I had a good metabolism

  • @fredaambroseyo3242
    @fredaambroseyo3242 7 лет назад +173

    Why didn't you just take all the flowers out at once

    • @azusenacruz410
      @azusenacruz410 7 лет назад +1

      Freda Ambrose Yo

    • @michaelndudim7828
      @michaelndudim7828 6 лет назад +12

      Freda Ambrose Yo OMFG dude idk why but I'm really irritated u didn't wash that glass cup before use🤢who else?

    • @thepaultato3243
      @thepaultato3243 6 лет назад +18

      Nyan Jet he probably did off screen. :P

    • @jahrulel7l
      @jahrulel7l 6 лет назад +1

      Jsjsjjs Sjs I'm dead

    • @Medinasmortgage
      @Medinasmortgage 6 лет назад

      _ dmbfanz _ holyshit somebody is mad.
      Btw it you're*

  • @michaelbehenna1778
    @michaelbehenna1778 4 года назад +18

    Matt: Chugs Root beer float
    Straw: Am I a joke to you

    • @bangvec
      @bangvec 2 года назад

      Nah the straw is too tall

  • @danielmantell8751
    @danielmantell8751 2 года назад

    That O face when he takes that first bite of ice cream, that's a man in love.

  • @sunny15300
    @sunny15300 5 лет назад +267

    That ain't a root beer float no more, that's a root beer sink

    • @jaamal6369
      @jaamal6369 5 лет назад +1

      😐

    • @MichaelMyers88766
      @MichaelMyers88766 5 лет назад +1

      😐 ain't isn't a word dumbo

    • @sunny15300
      @sunny15300 5 лет назад +4

      @@MichaelMyers88766 Yes, I know that it isn't a word. It's just a way to type "is not" faster.

    • @sunny15300
      @sunny15300 5 лет назад

      @@MichaelMyers88766 And yes, I would've used "isn't" instead.

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 5 лет назад +3

      @Bryson p
      ain't
      /ānt/
      INFORMAL
      contraction
      unpunctuated: aint
      am not; are not; is not.
      "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
      has not; have not.
      "they ain't got nothing to say"

  • @Nicoplia
    @Nicoplia 7 лет назад +560

    Man imagine the fart he going to do after this

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 7 лет назад +87

      The Nicoplia Show more like diarrhea

    • @bitchtaco2732
      @bitchtaco2732 6 лет назад +51

      Burp

    • @eugenevalencia9315
      @eugenevalencia9315 6 лет назад +2

      )) 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒💩💩💩💩💩💩↙️⬅️⬅️↘️◀️⬅️➡️⏬➡️🔽➡️➡️⏬🔽🔽⏪⏭⏫⏺⏪⏫⏮⏫➡️⏫🔽⏬◀️◀️◀️🔽🔽🔼🔽🔼➡️↗️⬇️↘️↘️

    • @autoporridge
      @autoporridge 6 лет назад +11

      Eugene Valencia, it's time to get off the phone, honey.

    • @simeonnewman7639
      @simeonnewman7639 6 лет назад +2

      Fat Stacks of Cash HAHAH OHHHH

  • @darkim1777
    @darkim1777 4 года назад

    This quarantine hunger is making me binge watching matt stonie

  • @michaelbehenna1778
    @michaelbehenna1778 3 года назад +2

    1:54 "honeycomb"
    Intense music intensifies

  • @SkeezyFlautist92
    @SkeezyFlautist92 7 лет назад +159

    Has anyone ever seen that foam crap that appears on the shore of a beach that root beer float has that same looking foam

    • @wrazie2465
      @wrazie2465 7 лет назад +6

      Glenn Urquhart well yeah. Root beer is made from the ocean...

    • @sallythornhill9156
      @sallythornhill9156 7 лет назад +2

      Glenn Urquhart I call it ocean coffee bcz it looks like coffee foam

    • @jackieanderson1621
      @jackieanderson1621 7 лет назад

      Sally Thornhill cuteee

  • @DDubbz9
    @DDubbz9 7 лет назад +196

    Yo Matt. I noticed most of your videos are under 10 minutes long. You know just by making it at least 10 minutes, you could have made almost twice as much money as what u made, due to the second ad that is played. And most of your videos would have ran over 10 minutes real time anyways, so it doesn't make sense to not take advantage of the extra money

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel W It depends on how many commercials are in the video, not the lenght

    • @lols221222
      @lols221222 7 лет назад +21

      Barakudaa Did you even read? That's exactly what he said.

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 7 лет назад +1

      Chris Kringle Kinda...

    • @gerladtur3518
      @gerladtur3518 6 лет назад +10

      Barakudaa if the video is 10 min you can put more adds in.....

    • @ali965
      @ali965 6 лет назад +25

      Daniel W pretty sure he doesn't care and does this purely for our entertainment

  • @jessicagatica8301
    @jessicagatica8301 3 года назад

    I have no lies have eaten a whole thing of that same ice cream and a whole bottle of root beer for lunch after school lol i was completely satisfied and happy

  • @chrispy9913
    @chrispy9913 2 года назад +5

    NO MUG?!

  • @moozycla6
    @moozycla6 7 лет назад +1332

    Who knows how many innocent lives were consumed by his bermuda stomach? Even great Titanic is ain't nothing compare to his black hole.

    • @cooperhilyer3417
      @cooperhilyer3417 6 лет назад +21

      Moozy Mathers that's what she said 😂

    • @bigsmoke3220
      @bigsmoke3220 6 лет назад +20

      Black hole
      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pbmami8440
      @pbmami8440 6 лет назад +4

      Moozy Mathers 😂😂😂👌👌👍👍

    • @ryangibson4904
      @ryangibson4904 6 лет назад +2

      Moozy Mathers in think I also have a black hole for a stomach cuz I ate 15 whole pizzas hmm mmm tasty 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙂🙂🙂

    • @natalienguyenxoxo
      @natalienguyenxoxo 6 лет назад +1

      Legend Gamer O-o

  • @jolei_rose11
    @jolei_rose11 7 лет назад +65

    this cant be healthy

    • @jolei_rose11
      @jolei_rose11 7 лет назад +15

      but this does make me hungry.

    • @shageta456
      @shageta456 7 лет назад +33

      Jiris Official who cares about being healthy these days man

    • @Notasmurf-vw6to
      @Notasmurf-vw6to 6 лет назад +2

      jo heyitsjojo it looks so yummy!

  • @marcossoto2453
    @marcossoto2453 Год назад

    I literally cracked myself up when I said your not supposed to talk when your recording 🤣😂🤘

  • @dylanwilloch3358
    @dylanwilloch3358 2 года назад +1

    Oh wow I've just eaten a rootbeer float for the first time and it was so good

  • @KennTollens
    @KennTollens 7 лет назад +169

    How do you eat something bigger than you?

    • @johanneseiksund6930
      @johanneseiksund6930 7 лет назад +1

      Kenn Tollens metabolism

    • @eli64311
      @eli64311 7 лет назад +2

      Kenn Tollens metabolism

    • @eli64311
      @eli64311 7 лет назад +13

      Cupcake Neko you ruined the line with a sexist joke gg

    • @xuancheng-stein4596
      @xuancheng-stein4596 7 лет назад +18

      Kenn Tollens do you know a word : snake eating an elephant

    • @damocles2336
      @damocles2336 6 лет назад

      Elion, How was that sexist?

  • @neve4441
    @neve4441 6 лет назад +484

    Poor flowers

  • @denverpurgepaintball7147
    @denverpurgepaintball7147 3 года назад

    matt stonie for president 2021 🤙🏻

  • @Wham_Yogs_Wake_Me_Up
    @Wham_Yogs_Wake_Me_Up 2 года назад +1

    6:25 oH tHaT wAs DeLiCiOuS

  • @JY-eo3te
    @JY-eo3te 4 года назад +62

    0:22 not eating flowers today. Future flower eating challenge?

  • @alexdai6177
    @alexdai6177 5 лет назад +504

    Everyone is fussing about the flowers.
    THEY ARE _FAKE_ ONES

    • @alexdai6177
      @alexdai6177 5 лет назад +1

      Samy The animator that is tottaly normal K
      (I’m not Napstablook I’m just a ghost)

    • @Mangoles
      @Mangoles 5 лет назад +1

      even fake. even fake.

    • @tremyahill1399
      @tremyahill1399 5 лет назад

      GalaxyWolfProAnimation Channel lol😂😂😇😀

    • @plankton8669
      @plankton8669 5 лет назад +5

      Im just wondering if he cleaned the vase because WHO knows what type of germs that bacteria had

    • @Kyliedude
      @Kyliedude 5 лет назад +8

      They were real

  • @severussnape4563
    @severussnape4563 3 года назад

    Root beer floats are so good, this would be heaven

  • @plagueyplagueyplaguey3926
    @plagueyplagueyplaguey3926 3 года назад +31

    ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴅ. ɪᴛ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇs ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀs ᴀʟʟ.

  • @deadsilence1008
    @deadsilence1008 6 лет назад +271

    Who else is a little salty he cut the flowers r.i.p