I am lactose intolerant. I pressed pause halfway through this. Made myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Now my stomach hurts....... was worth every bite 😭😂
i feel like he's so good because he does exactly what i want to see. he makes the food then eats it then is done. theres no long drawn out 15 minute video. he cuts right to the chase and you get what you clicked for. unlike everyone else.
@@ducminhduong9873 That was the thing I wanted to point out and you got it. Nice one. (I was just reacting to the confused people) Throwing kcal/week without knowing the size/activity of a person is still only an "average"...
@@ospinra That doesn't make working a miserable job now "just fine" which it seems like you're implying. Jobs / work life obviously doesn't have to be fun but people should at least be required to respect one another at work, and if you've worked in fast food you know respect is shown to you rarely. Just because being homeless is worse doesn't make everything else above homelessness "good."
I've eaten a whole block of brie before, it's actually kinda hard not to eat the whole block once you start.. I don't think it made much of a difference for Matt :D
Actually you can buy a whole cow from a farmer and have it butchered for you. But its like 400kg of meat. It costs like 2-3000 bucks. He could do 1 tenth of a cow lol. Or 2 hundreth. But then you kinda lose the concept.
JPMC 2 you’re the type of person to call out people who tell the original comment that they copied a comment and I am the type to call you out for calling another person that tells the original comment that they copied from another comment. 🤣
Miken10 and you’re the type of person to call out yourself as being the type of person to say that they are the type of person to say that the other person is the type of person to comment that Matt is the type of person we see in math problems
we all appreciate Matt and what he does, hes not just eating food and getting fat, he actually works out every day so he doesn't become unhealthy and he even knows how to cook, he does this all. by himself because its generally funny
Arthur morgan ew you eat milk it must be old and chunky I can’t believe you can eat that maybe you aren’t lactose intolerant maybe it’s just that you eat chunky milk
@@mogman3295 the bread probably doesnt have time to suck up any water. also by the time he adds water both the bread and pan is really hot. the water almost evaporates as quickly as it is added. these are honestly just guesses but it sounds ok to me :P
I'm sure he pukes it all up afterward, I don't think even super high metabolism would let him be that skinny. If I was a competitive eater, I'd go puke after eating all that. Would make sense.
Skeptic Fucker why not? Its way worse digesting all of that.. it's way too much food, bad for his arteries, heart, etc.. as long as he's not doing it when he eats his regular meals. I don't see the problem here.
Just brie careful Too many puns can be lactose Intolerant We really are milking this joke for all it's worth I butter be going No really I'll go home. The cheese is real
+Ronald Bustamantes if u notice, there were few occasions where he did multiple bites at the same time and then there were video cuts.Probably below him is a bucket and he just vomit everything out after those bites. i would suggest him not doing any cut at all next time and just fast forward the part where he swallows (assuming he is) to really show he eats everything.
Whenever I'm craving a food that I can't have I just watch matt eat a mountain of food until I feel sick of the food lol it actually helps so much thanks. 😂
Matt is living the good life, getting paid to eat and not gaining a single pound.
yes
+Reppin' XO til death He works out like a maniac though, and eats right outside of his challenges and competitions.
c0latrix yeah I know
+Kiss Land Matters That will come at a cost it is obviously entertaining watching all this crazy stuff but his health though...
+David Ortiz I wish I could gain 30 pounds :/... I'm 18 and only weigh 80 pounds which's really underweight i'm like a skeleton...
Matt is not afraid of heart attack, heart attack is afraid of Matt
You sound like a stereotypical russian
Funny
Wise words
I saw someone else comment this on one of his videos
A myth says that matt almost beat chuck norris in a food battle but...
Chuck never loose
This is not bread with cheese, this is CHEESE with bread
Nice1
And butter
Stop
Jayla Lawley
No
More like cheese with cheese and some bread on the side
I am lactose intolerant.
I pressed pause halfway through this. Made myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Now my stomach hurts....... was worth every bite 😭😂
*DIARRHEA INTENSIFIES
Damn im the same way I still get diaherrea but my stomach doesn't hurt unless I eat alotta dairy lol
Dantme davidglenn
Davidglenn
You failed the Cheesemallow test
Am I the only one who looks at Matt's vids when I'm really hungry?
Same
same
same
SAME!!!
I watch his vids when im on a diet
Matt is so much better than the other food challenging youtubers because he knows how to build up his video and make an intro
Ethanmike yes he is better than others
Ethanmike others don't have Morgan
i feel like he's so good because he does exactly what i want to see. he makes the food then eats it then is done. theres no long drawn out 15 minute video. he cuts right to the chase and you get what you clicked for. unlike everyone else.
Mads Sdam true
Ethanmike yaa
Doctor: You're supposed to have 18,000 calories a week
Matt: Don't you mean a day?
Doctor: no
Wait for real? You are supposed to have 18000 cals per week?
@@fuckcraigsgloves8656 2600 kcal/day is fine for a working man at least.
@@Yumoritas and for a teacher?
@@Yumoritas That's 18200 cals a week bro
@@ducminhduong9873 That was the thing I wanted to point out and you got it. Nice one. (I was just reacting to the confused people) Throwing kcal/week without knowing the size/activity of a person is still only an "average"...
Matt stonie: gets hurt in any way
Camera man: laughs in hyena
@@thestickman7880 they did they say they deleted their comment
the camera mans his brother morgan i think
@@knowinglack cool beans
Fun fact: Hyenas laugh because they’re annoyed at a comrade
Brotherly love
It hurts to see other people living out your dreams
@Turner Bradley To make a living?
Turner Bradley Well if you don’t work for a paycheck, your not gonna have a life! You’ll be dead and homeless and then you’ll be TRULY miserable
Its beautiful family
Turner Bradley indeed, take risks and prosper my friend
@@ospinra That doesn't make working a miserable job now "just fine" which it seems like you're implying. Jobs / work life obviously doesn't have to be fun but people should at least be required to respect one another at work, and if you've worked in fast food you know respect is shown to you rarely. Just because being homeless is worse doesn't make everything else above homelessness "good."
I was thinking “oh 4 grilled cheeses, I’ve done that before” and then he adds a whole block of Brie.... how are you alive?
Hold on, 4 grilled cheese sandwiches like for one of the three meals in the day or like high at 3:00 a.m. haven't eaten all day type of meals
YungAlmond 117 if youre still hungry after one may aswell make another
One cheese pancakes is enough to kill my insides
I've eaten a whole block of brie before, it's actually kinda hard not to eat the whole block once you start.. I don't think it made much of a difference for Matt :D
His poor arteries
This is Suicide for a Lactose intolerant person...
Id still try it tho fucking kill myself with a sandwich
Do your research. There's no lactose in cheese.
@@karensmith6074 does it please yourself to fact check comments...
Karen Smith I do my research girl I’m getting smarter
Oaktown A's ikr KAREN
That one white glove he put on made me think of Michael Jackson
Its a little to thick for that isnt it?😂😂
And Bernieee
Ok bruh
Ok
HEEHEE
There always one guy in every party
.
.
.
7:28
Ahhhh, relatable.
This is so funny out of context
*pulls vat of tomato soup out of nowhere*
“Gotta have my tomato soup”
LOL
in a few years:
''Matt Stonie vs entire cow''
Actually you can buy a whole cow from a farmer and have it butchered for you. But its like 400kg of meat. It costs like 2-3000 bucks. He could do 1 tenth of a cow lol. Or 2 hundreth. But then you kinda lose the concept.
69 likes for this dude 😂😂😅
Nah bro its a whole FARM
Shushh
actually S7S have done it .. cow, sheep, camel and even shark
he's the type of person we see in math problems.
CNI -_- And youre the type of person to copy comments.
Double A Food Reveiw and your the type of person to call out a person who copies comments
Facts
JPMC 2 you’re the type of person to call out people who tell the original comment that they copied a comment and I am the type to call you out for calling another person that tells the original comment that they copied from another comment. 🤣
Miken10 and you’re the type of person to call out yourself as being the type of person to say that they are the type of person to say that the other person is the type of person to comment that Matt is the type of person we see in math problems
we all appreciate Matt and what he does, hes not just eating food and getting fat, he actually works out every day so he doesn't become unhealthy and he even knows how to cook, he does this all. by himself because its generally funny
Nice joke😂
I'm not gonna lie.....one of those sandwiches looks absolutely divine. But just one.
True!!!!
id eat all of em but the orange chemical american one tbh that looks like the best way to clog my arteries
Why water??
This whole thing is technically one sandwich soooooooooo........
Bryan's Life evaporation aka steam helps melt the cheese faster
#CheesusChrist
Yup
To say the least....
Your the best stonie # booooojoey
😂😂😂
well you know how to make food
I'm just sitting here starving.
+Jonathan Jennings same....
Maaan 😂💯👌
Yeah same.
+Jonathan Jennings Yes..
Same
* cheese bubbles*
Matt: "looks like cancer"
Watching this made my screen go greasy
Me: sees this as remotely tasty
My arteries: don’t even think about that
Your bloodline is weak and does no deserve to continue
Shushh
Well so is your reply to my comment.
That comeback was 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks, I’m good at doing that sort of thing.
I have been roasting for a long time.
Grocer: "So what type of cheese do you need"
Matt: "Yes"
Grocer: “ok....... then how much do you want?”
Matt: “yes again”
Grocer: "ok.... Will you pay in debit or credit?"
Matt: Yes
Hahaa y'all funny
remember when we thought these comments were funny
Grocer : "Cheesus Christ "
Matt : "yes"
Literally thank you so much for the new grilled cheese cooking method. I never would have done the water trick. Matt stonie is king
He ain't gonna be able to poop till 2018.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😥😂 So true
Rip his digestive system😂
+xIt'sSonnyx XD
+xIt'sSonnyx he vomits afte. (MUST)
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in wisconsin? de brie was everywhere.
😂
Stop no your cancer.....
I live inwosconsin
We da best -DJ KHALED thats pretty cool, but it was a joke and there was no explosion.
+TheDrakenZ fuckin fraud
Lactose intolerant people have left the chat
Potato Face , I'm kinda lactose intolerant and I still watch 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am I still eat milk and cheese but its hurtful but I dont regret
Arthur morgan the fuck?
Arthur morgan ew you eat milk it must be old and chunky I can’t believe you can eat that maybe you aren’t lactose intolerant maybe it’s just that you eat chunky milk
Days when we can sneeze without feeling embarrassed and making someone embarassing 😭 miss those days
We all do man
“Oh, you’re vegetarian? You must be so healthy!”
Despacito
@@TommyGun0001 those are vegans
Tommy Gun 👏
Tommy Gun r/whoosh
Tommy Gun Tommy gun wth did ur auto correct change vegan to vegetarians?
I never knew to add a bit of water to the pan of grilled cheese!!!! THIS is something I'll have to try! Cooking Tips Ala Matt Stonie!
Butter. You add butter (small pat) and let it melt in the pan til it foams
Haha I'll bring the butter, you add the water ĹÔĽ
try peanut butter
Alyce it's an awful idea for grilled cheese, unless you like soggy bread 👍🏼
that's why you only put a little bit of water. the water is just there to create enough steam to melt the cheese without letting the bread burn
This would have straight up killed a mortal man.
Good thing hes asain
@@crazyisaiah5105 haha most Asians can't process cheese. The irony.
I don't think this is racist because I'm Asian and I feel a little pain in my stomach after I drink milk
@@BlackArcherGaming
I don't
@@BlackArcherGaming yea milk don't go well with dog meat.
When you could sneeze freely, without people staring at you in shock
This video was made 3 years ago. It is being played today in honor of Matt who finally shat that sammy out!!!!
3 years ago on my birthday
ROFL
bless you, Morgan
Leviathan why?
BlueN Asmr sneezed lol
emj oh ok
anybody can have all those supplies
Cheesus: yes
damn i'm lactose intolerant and this would make me shit a waterfall
LOL
😈😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
true
+Ryan Kupka I bet he wont be shitting for a while.
Is it weird that Matt is my go to RUclips to watch whenever I’m eating and working out?
The ultimate heart stopper
Hypebeast lol
I feel like Matt Stonie should collab with Epic Meal time and attempt to eat all of the epic creation they make.
Same
yessss
pretty sure he did a few years ago or was that wreakless eating
+Doomtrigger wreck less eating
+Benji Bucio i came to write this exact comment
You showed me a new way to make grilled cheese with the whole water and steam thing. That looks amazing
But how doesn't the bread get soggy?
@@mogman3295 its how i make grilled cheese it comes out perfect
@@mogman3295 the bread probably doesnt have time to suck up any water. also by the time he adds water both the bread and pan is really hot. the water almost evaporates as quickly as it is added. these are honestly just guesses but it sounds ok to me :P
TheGamingMax then what’s the point in pouring water into the pan?
@@johnbarnwell2768 Idk really, to speed up the process?
3:50 i said bless you, i just realized how much i miss human interactions
I feel ya
Me too
"Cheeses christ"
"R&Brie"
"Leaning tower of cheese-a"
Please make the puns stop 😂😂
So cheesy
But they were a bries
Cheezus Christ!
you cheddar get used to it
Ain’t they cheesy
My mind's tellin' me noooo... but my body... my BOOODAAAAAY's tellin' me yeeess
I don't see nothing wrong....
booday
Haha, I get it. ᕙ(◔Ѡ◔)ᕗ
thats hilarious
but it has to be backwards
Those cheese puns were not even gouda.
+Fut Nut fail
+Fut Nut stop with the terrible jokes you muenster
wow your a PROvolone at puns
hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahzhzhzhshahahahaha
My favourite one was at 7:42 HAHA
0:15 is Matt’s and Morgan’s sleep paralysis...
Did you hear of the Cheese factory that blew up?
There was nothing left but de *brie*
This is a good pun bruh
I don't get it
Okay I get it now
Ha
Mario Proz very good
Doctor: how much calories do you consume everyday
Matt: yes
Nice proflile pic
Many
blue
tomato soup: *am I a joke to you*
Jake and Nick Vlogs haha comments
Matt: yes.
8:37
Jake and Nick Vlogs
Took the words Out of my mouth 🤣
It's not a soup
Morgan: sneezes
Me to my phone: bless you
911: what's your emergency?
Matt's toilet: Never mind false alarm he ate 9 lbs of cheese he's constipated.
Some say he still hasn't taken a shit
You know the turd ball that made probably sent him to the E.R.
@@kylerandell8852 its whjy he so skiny
11 months too late ⏰ I see
@M*U*F*C ❓❓❓❓❓
Plot twist: he’s lactose intolerant
That poor poor toilet
@@glc14c.95 r u the toilet to be that sad?
@@unnaturalatrophy8073 it is a toilet
Plot twist: you need to shush
Rubbish. Really?
This man laugh in the face of cholesterol.
Is that a lion king reference?
@@sxtxrn7196 they said that in lion King?
its a myth that cholesterol is bad it doesnt matter
@@veneukko9885 people still believe that bullshit, sadly
@@mikehunt4830 When Little Simba said, "Hah! I laugh in the face of dangers!"
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Cameraman: hyahyahyahyahyahyahahahahahahahhahya
He was probably constipated for a week after eating this
Yup
3 months at minimum. Lol
I'm sure he pukes it all up afterward, I don't think even super high metabolism would let him be that skinny. If I was a competitive eater, I'd go puke after eating all that. Would make sense.
@@AB-tv3iz I hope not.
Skeptic Fucker why not? Its way worse digesting all of that.. it's way too much food, bad for his arteries, heart, etc.. as long as he's not doing it when he eats his regular meals. I don't see the problem here.
What is the most religious cheese?
*Swiss, because it is holy*
STOP
owwww!
Why go vegan?
Its a missed steak for you
I don't get it
+RetroR0bbie Booooooo hisssssssssssssssssss!!! Get off the stage you idiot!
You are gonna be so constipated Stonie. You won't shit for weeks
XD
he pukes afterwards
+ipropain He does?
same here xD
+ipropain how he do it ? eat some puke pills ?
I liked this video..
all because of the witty joke
"The leaning tower of Cheezah"
Morgan makes these videos
From A Goofy Movie lol
If i ate that much cheese i'd be blocked up for a year.
RUclipsaholic2 just drink prune juice then you're good to go fam
But who on earth likes prune juice?! Lol
HowGamersPlay just chug it or plug your nose. Better than being constipated.
"burning dis" vs reckless fuckers
What is the mean of blocked up?? I'm really hungry saw that cheese
2019 now almost 2020. And Matt still hasn't taken a dump.
Constepation in on the other line:matt ....yes
0:48 me when i see myself from 6th grade
EllieTV haha
haha
EllieTV uh..
Lmao Same
Same oh shit
Matt's video is incomplete without Morgan's laugh😂.
Matt: This is a pure cheese and bread sandwich.
Butter: *am I a joke to u??!*
😂 😂 😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Famous saying : earn to eat 😊
Matt stonie: eat to earn😂
Shashank Ambor shush your mouth shashank
Good one
Lol so funny
How original
Lol ur so original xd haahahhahahaa lolll,,!,!!,!,!,!,!,,
"what's cheese's favorite music?"
" *R&Brie* "
I don't get it fr
@@hazelwilliams4866 watch and listen closely to 4:59
@@chilldeen4590 I heard it, I just don't get the joke
Hazelw_03 R&B is a music genre
@@cameronfrye8311 ik what r&b is. I don't get the joke he's trying to make
4 years later still getting recommended,that’s how good it is,even 10 years later it will still be getting recommended
cheesus christ those puns were so cheesy
beautiful your puns are making me cheesey there so punny........
I'll go home
grace! Kappa award xD
grace! Right? How dairy they to make those puns!
i'm glad you guys are brieing nice to each other rather then grilling one another it's really grate to see everyone getting along so gouda
Just brie careful
Too many puns can be lactose Intolerant
We really are milking this joke for all it's worth
I butter be going
No really I'll go home. The cheese is real
Matt: looks good
His arteries: am i a joke to you?
The definition of something that's gonna get u a cardiac arrest.. "All American"
Cool
He's probably healthier than you
+Christ Toomeg i would literally put money on this lmao... so true
+Christ Toomeg Go eat a dog
your moms America
Matt is not afraid of diabetes, diabetes is afraid of matt
Title: Grilled Cheese Overkill
Me an obese: "hey man seems pretty normal to me."
LOL
Go workout or somethn
@Shit Hawk i have to wait,food is not ready yet
Dude im fucking obese I'm on a diet I lost 5kg in 1 month and 1 week and my diet got extremely harder cuz of the outbreak since I can't workout
@@reflectionoflight9891 I didnt even insult anyone what are you saying???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Am I the only one who thinks that looks weirdly delicious?
NurseBSoul3 nah.
Yes
Bread fried in butter and melted cheese. What's not to like?
I thought it looked good until he added the Brie
Yes
you gotta brie talented to eat that much cheese in one sitting.
...Andrew
Please do! That is priceless bro!
leave...
God dammit barb
If that was me I would take a massive dump
I’m so so so sorry for the people who are on a diet
Is not your video that you have to apologize
Edit:i delete the toxic word that i commented 4 month ago...
@@nivekjotornoshiroe ?
@@itszombies7256 what?
Nivek Jotorno Shiroe what
@mmm i see. i dont really what ur sayin oke oke
is this video purposely full of *cheesy* jokes or something??
No
Dead TV lol
Dead TV the doors right there pal.
Obviously it is
go home
I used to be a fan, now I'm an air conditioner
Old joke..
Love It
Well I became a wind turbine and digivolved into a typhoon - I can make no-sense more than you!
i turned into a duck.
how many BTU/hr you running under the hood?
Too much bro. Idk how you do it. You're my hero now.
right
+Ronald Bustamantes its all about genetics.
Check out my trick shot vid an sub if u enjoy!
Before he makes a video, he burns everything he did in the last video.
+Ronald Bustamantes if u notice, there were few occasions where he did multiple bites at the same time and then there were video cuts.Probably below him is a bucket and he just vomit everything out after those bites.
i would suggest him not doing any cut at all next time and just fast forward the part where he swallows (assuming he is) to really show he eats everything.
Matt’s best friends mom: how many grilled cheese do you want
Matt: yes
Why do I watch this at night and get hungry and have nothing to eat :(
because ur small.
Lmao
"It's the leaning tower of cheeza"
(Pauly Shore's voice)
Reading this comment makes me want to watch Goofy movie
@Elijah Ken yours is cheesier
6:32 "Cheesus Christ"
xdd
i prefer cheesus crust pizza
Cheesus chrisp
Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day from Matt Stonie 🍄
*Watching this*
Ok nice a ton of cheese
“Now, Brie”
Me: *WAIT NO THAT’S NOT HOW BRIE IS MEANT TO BE EATEN!*
Cheddar isn't meant to be eaten as a pancake either xD
@@evab.6240 Cheddar isn't meant to be eaten. Period.
this comment was brought to you by the European masterrace
@@lucwousin I'm European too xD
Every comment is either a cheese joke or a graphic description of his potential shit following this video
Brian Schade or his weight
or his heart
or his fart
or his hunger
or gods thunder. coz he stole his big ass sandwich
As a lactose intolerant cheese lover, that is my dream and also my nightmare.
same
Try vegan cheese it's really Good And doesn't have any pus Or animal torture
bro, I feel you.
+Arianator 101 but does it taste like cheese????
+Irish Ryuzaki Totally. I had a reaction just watching this! :S
Matt:gives all attention to grilled cheese
Tomato soup:am i a joke to you?
Its 1:30am and im hungry af😭😭😭
waters this comment was posted 5 months ago....OF COURSE THEY ATE
Roberto Rodríguez same
Same 😞
Same
Same
No Mozzarella? I am disappoint.
Yes, when me find out no mozzarella, me disappoint to.
Me with my grilled cheese (cheddar Parmesan and mozzarella hybrid cheese)
Me: YOU NEED MOZZARELLA!
When the grammar's is written like that it's probably italian
Hello dissapoint
I am dissapointed
Hi disappoint im appoint
in QUESO of an emergency
we pray to CHEESUS
10/10
+Gael Escobar That picture is amazing... XD
Copied and pasted joke...
+Rob
I didn't copy and paste, I memorized it. Booya son! in yo face!!!!
+S. Pérez García You mean Yeezus kappa
It literally made my day when Matt said "gotta have my tomato soup" Yes Matt grilled cheese and tomato soup =p
I was waitin for him to whip out the spray cheese and coat it 😂
Same
noooo
But that's not really cheese
Roasted
Imagine the constipation he had after, my god
Y'alls laughs are absoultely adorable
I like how Matt's just like " oh I almost forgot......my tomato soup " I'm just like bro mans savage 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂😂
pan:
matt: imma bout to end this man's whole career
pan's*
@@ZaberAnsaryOfficial no it would be pans. Before you correct someone, make sure your shit is right.
All this cheese makes me want to eat a fuckton of cheese right now but I can't bear eating so much cheese.
By that I mean eating a lot of cheese gives me diarrhea.
I'm craving it too.
RJThePanda how long have you been a panda?
Jonathan Brennan for about a good 7 almost 8 years.
Bare******
All of these cheese jokes are actually getting cheesey.
Including this one?
@@David-ls4qp Yup
Oh you did not just-
Underrated comment
@@Bebeyedating ಠ_ʖಠ
Matt Stonie > Mukbangers
Anyday of the week!
You should call it the heart disease.
More lik the Diabitus
+ThisAccountIsNeverUsed
aren't u a smart and aware snowflake
ThisAccountIsNeverUsed np bud, glad I cheered u up
+ThisAccountIsNeverUsed Look who's talking.
+ThisAccountIsNeverUsed What?
1,5 ,6 learning how to count with Matt stone
Lmao
Lol. Btw, 3:22
lol
I noticed dat
hahahaha
Whenever I'm craving a food that I can't have I just watch matt eat a mountain of food until I feel sick of the food lol it actually helps so much thanks. 😂
Omg ikr!!🤣🤣
Legen has it... its been 5 years and Matt still hasn't pooped.