Well too much salt could kill you, like the person that drank a bottle of soy sauce or ppl that get trapped out at sea and dehydrate super fast, it shrinks ur brain nd other crazy shit like that. No wonder his body was like 'fuckin stop you mad lad'
Matt as a competitive eater myself., do not consume the same food you're eating right now currently. Look up sumo wrestler diet I know you know what that is let that be your venture into competitive eating no longer do this for RUclips please
This man has a literal "black hole" of a stomach. The fact he can just work his way through a meal without vomiting. Seeing the insane sodium intake he had just proves his dedication to the channel. Geesh my guy, always amazes me the amounts of food this man is willing to eat. Throwing his stomach into the ringer for our amusement. Got to protect this man at all costs lol
Aww. He seems down that he couldn't finsh. Don't worry Matt. Some of us care more about your health than a challenge. It's okay if you don't do them all. 🙂👍
🛑🛑🛑WAIT🛑🛑🛑 you have been blessed with good luck for the next 7 years. No need to like but I just wanna say one thing did you know you can’t smile and breathe at the same time? Just kidding I just wanted you to smile! 😊 have an amazing day everyone!
@@florencelevesque6218ces esti la essaye de nous voler mes tabarnak yont le 3/4 des camionneur que le nom dfamille c’est Singh pis sa sait pu ou se representer
No joke, in Québec we spell Vladimir Putin's name "Vladimir Poutine" just like the dish, and pronounce it the same way. Check French wikipedia if you don't believe me. ;)
Canadian here, thank U sir. It’s basically tied for our national food but hey… can’t explain Canada’s sheer size and scale to Americans ;). Mad respect and TY for shouting one of our faves out! Binging your channel this last couple of weeks!
Dee 77 haha. But I still think it’s funny that his girlfriend is in the background watching him do this. I wonder if she thinks to herself, man how did I get in a relationship with this guy lol
he'll be fine, just will need to cut back on the salt a while and drink a couple gallons of water, and since his earliest vid had him chug a gallon of gatorade in a minute, he'll rehydrate really fast.
@robotrip M honestly why are people like you in this world? Idk what makes you, you! to just act like a so called "phaggit" but it's stupid if you ask me
Zombie Matt Stonie: “aaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! Oh hey! What going on everyone. Welcome back to another food challenge. Today we are gonna see how many human body parts I can devour in 20 minutes” Everyone else: ummm…. RUN!!
I think what put it over the top was that he wanted a “thick gravy” but those packets (with a high sodium content to begin with) were meant for a certain amount of water for a reason. Poor guy with salty ass gravy, fries, and cheese lol I need to drink a gallon of water just watching this!
I’m convinced that Matt is an intergalactic Alien trying the different foods of different worlds in the largest portions, with his not conspicuously earned money, can buy.
They make a low sodium variety too, would have helped along with using frozen fries. The curds he's kinda screwed on, but the rest he could have cut the sodium by at least half.
Yeah I don't know if I can initially support my future lover doing this to himself... and if I do support his decision in doing this... how much longer can I withstand seeing him suffer from gluttonous tasks like what Matt does? I mean I commend Matt in his ambitions for this and all... but I just don't know if I'd support it personally. Though I guess you can call me out for being a subscriber and continuing watching his content from start to finish, but still!!! I am embedded with empathy, I just wouldn't be okay with it! I would rather say no to something like this than to be okay with seeing him suffer.
@@ChronoMonarch It's not baseless ambition at least. I'd understand if your partner was coming last in every competition and everything for you to stop them if they were in pain, but Matt is literally a God, and is winning a lot of comps, entertaining millions of people in the process, and earning money (most of it probably goes to food). It's a job that he enjoys (probably) and does really well at. I think not being supportive would be the worst thing you could do hahaha
I pray this guy doesn't become a Zombie or else we're all dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Your comment made my day😂😂
Meyimen Ltr lmao oml ikr
I want to like your comment but youtube wont let me
You just copied this
Stomach: rejects the food and tells him to stop
Brain: *and who decided that*
Arteries: *dying*
Stomach: uno reverse
Matt: throws up instead
It looks like hes eating shit
@@Somemastermind21 it does 🤣
🤣🤣💀💀
I was thinking you’re going to eat this with a fork,
I was wrong.
U are absolutely wrong 😂
LMAO SAAAAMMMMMEEEEE
why did this make me laugh
🤣🤣
Only humans use forks.
The fact that poutine is incredibly filling in small portions just goes to show how insane this man really is.
I don’t understand how its possible tho. The poutine is legit bigger then him. Its crazy
You'd think that by now he would have invested in some custom oversized plates.
Upvote for the first comment I saw that wasn't some douchy quote format.
@@biscuitsticks438 Sut the fu ck off
@@syrialak101 shut up
@@biscuitsticks438 fr they're so annoying
@@syrialak101 chill chill chill chill
If he donates his body to science we will finally understand black holes
Samsung Galaxy k
More like rediscover diabetes
Copied
@@shaneyt43 copied i don't understand from whom
@@shaneyt43 it was only 3 days ago i watched his first video
Matt stonie with sugar:
Matt stonie with fat:
Matt stonie with carbs:
Matt stone with salt: *pain*
Caleb O. hella underrated comment right here 😂😂
Well too much salt could kill you, like the person that drank a bottle of soy sauce or ppl that get trapped out at sea and dehydrate super fast, it shrinks ur brain nd other crazy shit like that. No wonder his body was like 'fuckin stop you mad lad'
Also a jello almost kill him.. He cant stand the taste of it 😂
he is a snail
He dies with sugar
His toilet must constantly be at war, salute 🫡
When he starts eating from his hand
Me: that's my boy
masira abid. Bra, when I use my hand on foods suck as noodles and stuff I got beast mode. Shoving everything in my mouth.lol..
@@ItzFlue YOU DAMN RIGHT!
masira abid
Do you mean that’s my boy or THATSSSSS MY BOOOYYYYY
Matt as a competitive eater myself., do not consume the same food you're eating right now currently. Look up sumo wrestler diet I know you know what that is let that be your venture into competitive eating no longer do this for RUclips please
@@christianr1085 Bruh Matt Stonie has tons of world records already. I think he knows what hes doing
Next challenge:
Enjoy a normal meal.
Duskblade so 3000 calories of chocolate chip ice cream 🍨 with extra diabetes
Do it you wont
And spend about 10 minutes eating it.
Robin Nurminen yeah
good content? If he ate at a cruse ship it would run out of food on day 2 lol
As a Canadian myself I can insure u this is why we have free health care
ikr
"Free"
Taxed
@@GamerconnectionVSM ??
😂
This man has a literal "black hole" of a stomach. The fact he can just work his way through a meal without vomiting. Seeing the insane sodium intake he had just proves his dedication to the channel. Geesh my guy, always amazes me the amounts of food this man is willing to eat. Throwing his stomach into the ringer for our amusement. Got to protect this man at all costs lol
exactly lol especially how he eats large amounts of food in such a small time
AE07 yeah bro fax I can barely finish mist of my employee meals but this guy destroys everything 😭
@@Walker-ow7vj Yeah
"Throwing his stomach into the ringer for our amusement."
Isn't that how we got Niko Avocado-
@@Copter200 Matt actually excercises
Why did I think he was going to eat with a fork 🤦🏽♂️
21 Problems me too!! I was waiting for him to pull out a giant fork or a spoon, but I guess not
Treasure Hughley that’s how you know you’re not meant for competitive eating lol
I thought the same I guess because with the chili cheese fry challenge he used a fork and thought hed use it again here.
cuz you’re new?
He would use a fork for a normal youtube video
He's only using his hands here cause he's practicing for a competition
Ocean: I contain the most salt in the world.
Matt: *That’s cute.*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ocean:matt am i joke to you 😉😉
HAHAHA
The Rust community: Hold my beer
@@rex2ro439 XD
Mat: another one
Everyone gangsta until our boi stonie starts eating caveman style with his bare hands
hes crap now
^boy noy boi
Donald J. Trump Fuck off
Donald J. Trump not not noy
Donald J. Trump fuck Donald trump 🖕🏼
Aww. He seems down that he couldn't finsh. Don't worry Matt. Some of us care more about your health than a challenge. It's okay if you don't do them all. 🙂👍
I’m with you brother! 👍🏽
@@davidmazza8714 me too
Everybody on RUclips: "Let's do a 10 000 calorie in 24 hours challenge".
Matt Stonie: "Give me 17 minutes..."
😂
because Matt stonie is it world champion
🤣
3, take it or leave it
“The most amazing, feel good comfort food you could imagine”
*almost dies from salt overload*
Churraso nice one lmao
Sandr Rat thx didn’t notice how many likes this had till now lol
*in a alternate universe *matt takes one bite: Oof I am STUFFED
And alternate universe matt is fat
@@erikvaidilauskas4190 in an alternate universe human arent a thing
Pee pee the frog alternative universe are made every few minutes or hours or seconds
*In a alternate universe*Matt just only place food on his mouth : explode
@@wc5502 In an alternative universe animals weren't killed for there meat and tortued
His joy and optimism at the beginning of videos drastically contrasts to his face at the end of videos👍👍👍👍
My man needs a pipe cleaner for his arteries after this one
Naked Peter
MemeSTERSSS havimg a good time
Extra chunky Peter
@jamescharles
Backflipz & shit OMEGALUL
In Canada we use hockey tape to clean that
Matts body: No
Matt: Yes
Matts body: Thats too much salt for one person
Matt: *Violently shoves poutine into mouth*
that was funny, thanks
🛑🛑🛑WAIT🛑🛑🛑
you have been blessed with good luck for the next 7 years. No need to like but I just wanna say one thing did you know you can’t smile and breathe at the same time? Just kidding I just wanted you to smile! 😊 have an amazing day everyone!
@Cg807 exactly my thoughts when he vomited in his mouth a few times. That guys a true champion.
*MY SUBS PLS*
684 likes in an hour nice
Matt: **puts 7 cups of water with 9 packs of gravy**
Also matt: *tHiS iS sAlTy*
This is Sparta
As a Canadian, I’m so jealous that an American gets to eat way more poutine than me 😭 😭 😭
I mean, what's stopping you from eating multiple pounds of poutine in one day? 😂
HAHAHAHA SAME
@@GAMINGOBRIEN69 money 😂 real cheese curds are pricey af
@@nevercertain get fake ones 😂
@@GAMINGOBRIEN69 fuck that 😂 then it's not the same
Imagine if you invited him to a birthday and then he takes the camera out
I would hide the cake
@@scaredcatto9006 but can smell it
SHVED GAMING 😂
@oof sauce Gay 😂
@@scaredcatto9006
That wouldn't protect the cake from his wrath
He can smell it
"Does it still taste good?"
Matt: "mhmm" *Intensely Gags*
Ummm what 💀
My left side of my brain: That sound sounds so disgustingly disturbing
My Right side of my brain: Damn poutine sounds really good right now
Same on my left side it was like EWW other side was like oo dis be making me hungry tho😅
Poutine is delicious
I eating putin
I only use my brain thats present on my knees
@@Buayaputihsungaimusi pls don’t eat the Russian president.
As a French Canadian citizen of Quebec, I love that our national dish is getting attention in the states!
Poutine is Canadian not from french canada lol
@@thushar I know it’s from Quebec
A. Zam, you're delusional, get help.
@@thusharbut it’s the french Canadians who create the poutine. We say Poutine from Canada, but c’est un plat typique québécois.
@@florencelevesque6218ces esti la essaye de nous voler mes tabarnak yont le 3/4 des camionneur que le nom dfamille c’est Singh pis sa sait pu ou se representer
Matt stonie: today im gonna eat *putin*
Russians: wait.. that's illegal
no
underrated comment, like omg
Poutine
Bro i died xD
No joke, in Québec we spell Vladimir Putin's name "Vladimir Poutine" just like the dish, and pronounce it the same way.
Check French wikipedia if you don't believe me. ;)
His ability to stop his body from throwing up is insane
Nina Dees I know right?! It’s like insane!!! I’d be like 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮😂😂😂😂
For real. Wish i could do that on six flags rides!
Jealous?
If he had anxiety attacks like I do, trust me, it gets realllll close
@@zamaron5854 huh? Fishing are we 🧐
If Matt stonie says “damn, that’s a lot”... you better damn well know it’s a lot
Eh we know....His third world best eater so...what do u think?
What are cheese curds
Darragh King idk but i love you because that has nothing to do with this comment chain.
@@kaevonni im hungry...
Nadia Pickens hahahaha
Canadian here, thank U sir.
It’s basically tied for our national food but hey… can’t explain Canada’s sheer size and scale to Americans ;).
Mad respect and TY for shouting one of our faves out! Binging your channel this last couple of weeks!
Mom: you can have 1 snack before bed.
Matt stonie:
Cameron Gray more like matt is stoned for eating this
Cameron Gray My mom: gets the belt*
7:05
"snack"
Imagine he ate like this on his first date with a girl
Imagine she's the one that pays 😂
Dee 77 haha. But I still think it’s funny that his girlfriend is in the background watching him do this. I wonder if she thinks to herself, man how did I get in a relationship with this guy lol
He be shitting , after the meal.
Dee 77 hahaha just thinking of that is so funny
There's a vagina joke somewhere in there but I can't put my finger on it.
...Sorry.
Matt: saltiest challenge ever
Matt's stomach: Oh no...
emanuel Arellano How the hell is he not fat as f**k???
Rl•Op JB; exercise and a metabolism faster than a stealth bomber
*kidneys
@@dantethunderstone2118 and heart
I don’t care how long stonie takes this man gets the job done!!!!!!!!
My brain: I want that
My arteries: We don't
Santiago Giraldo what are arteries
ilias abbassi arteries are small blood vessels in your body like veins
ilias abbassi they can get clogged if you eat unhealthy food
Yeah, not so good.
**sips soda and eats chips**
@@TracyandVanessa arteries are the biggest blood vessels... veins are the small ones.
Matt Stonie : “ The Gravy Is So SaLtY “
Sodium Poison : Im gonna end this man’s career. “
No it’s the other way around
Overused comment \:
Wow such an original joke man keep it up!
Then he drinks a high sodium sports drink after sayin " this is way too salty" 😂🤣😂🤦🏽♂️🤔
OfficialAbes hahhaha
Normal people: making money to eat
Matt: eat to make money
So underrated
@@Sky-il8rf ikr
Should have said make eat to money
@@phedbwa273zwdkyklpv3 😂😂😂😂😂
Brush the sound
Not only did I enjoy the video, but learned something new. Best food channel in YT
The cashier when Matt pulls up with all his food:
*somethings wrong, I can feel it*
Was that meant to be taken From Eminem? xD
@@serco1580 Its a rap god reference homie
Nice profile pic
I thought I made the comment at first ngl
@@imafraidjumitebeinagang that's what I was thinking
Just, a feeling I got, like somethings about to happen
Matt: "This is...WAY too salty."
Also Matt: *washes poutine down with sodium-containing Powerade*
Путин Президент Российской Федерации
And he only put 7 cups of water instead of 9 in the gravy. Those instant packs use bullion, which is pure salt, for flavor.
200th to like😎
@MustyHD electrolytes *ARE* *SALT*
@MustyHD Do you science, bro?
Matt at 70 years of age*
Hey RUclips, today we’re gonna be inhaling 70 pounds of prunes
Innhaling tf? 😂
The way he burps and says holy moly at 7:52 and shortly after that the assault gag at 9:21 is what makes me terrified everytime I watch this video.
watching this at 1 am while eating a croissant.
Hi :))))) u lik crioints?
I will sing to u :)))1)
Nothibsn kasttttttt
Itns mooreee of okafladrtttt
Iwb wont staty hereeeeee
Doctor: Are you aware of your Sodium intake?
Matt: WhaTS tHAt?
Sen türk müsün
@@musaderdiyok7437 he he yabancıyı türküm tabi
No, but Sodium intake is aware of Matt
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing
My brain: Vladimir Poutine
Denny Rianto THATS WHAT IM SAYING
It's Put'n, your joke sucks balls.
@@kaidrock1235 *laugh*
Loll
Wowerine cant u just enjoy it? also nobody asked for your opinion
I remember making this a few days or so after this vid first came out with my two sisters and our mom. It was so good!!
10/10, wanna make again.
As a Canadian, this brought a tear to my eye. American doing Canada right
poutine is like the best food ever lmao sadly there's like nowhere to get it here :(
I add some brisket or roast beef to my gravy when I have poutine... one of my favorite meals ever
Ok, I dare you to eat 9 burgers with fries in less than twenty seconds, guys subscribe to my channel.
Imma add cheddar instead of cheese curds
@@KGF-bw3wm frl
me: pffttttt
teacher: what are you laughing about???
me: nothing!!
my brain : *Vladimir Poutine*
He eat Poutine...xD
My brain is weird '-'
@BlackieDog 86 sounds like a woman, I avoid them most of the time, my day is better.
Ra Ra Raspoutine
Democrats are Cheating Votes Biden to Lose
r/wooooooosh
Lol me too
Matt: it is one of the best feel good, comfort dishes in the world
Also Matt at the end: *S U F F E R*
Kaiyuan Chen lol its because hes eating like a hundred times the serving size lmao
It would have been more feel good if he used a fork lol
He didn't have practice keep that in mind
@@krimorant Well it's a challenge, so he has to be fast, if he uses a fork then he will be slower.
TPanda517 Actually it's because it's way too salty.
I thought he meant pudding😅😂❤
After Matt donates his body to science, I firmly believe we'll discover the path to immortality
I agree
Only Way to eternal life is Jesus
@@tripleshits God loves you bro
@@emilianoballesteros2910 CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHA
Love the dashie pfp and the name
Me: *eats one cheeseburger and gets fat*
Matt Stonie: “what’s fat?”
He probably does heaps of exercise eats healthy and only does this like once a week
@@Tayne yeah probly jogs alot or something but u can have a high metabolism where u can eat alot and not gain weight
I think he just pushes 2 fingers down his throat after every video and vomits everything he just ate
@@cosminalin2190 that could be one solution
@@cosminalin2190 lmao
listen man keep safe work out alot dont die early got a long way to go man keep up good work bro
I am disgusted and genuinely amazed at the same time.
Wtf is the reason that your disgusted.
Im_zBLOXIAN the gaging sounds plus it’s you’re* you even edited it lol
@@flak7665 was edited but still had a mistake haha
@@flak7665 well done 👏
Same
Teacher:don't eat in the class
The kids In the last row:
This deserves much more likes! Hahaha😂❤️👍👌
Blaubarschbube meh this joke is overused so its not funny already. But good try tho
@@okay9784 🤷🏽♂️
@@okay9784 no
@@okay9784 no
Earth's unsloved mysteries
1. Bermuda triangle
2. Area 51
3. How matt still not fat
Matts body defies logic
He goes to gym
The diet soda helps him
Is Matt anorexic off camera?
@@imzakiii8859
Doubt it, he's still skinny.
Are just gonna overlook that the packages say Wisconsin cheese curds? 😂😂😂
I bet his kidneys are like cure ham at this point
Oh. 😂
Pure
he'll be fine, just will need to cut back on the salt a while and drink a couple gallons of water, and since his earliest vid had him chug a gallon of gatorade in a minute, he'll rehydrate really fast.
Peeps Rodriguez do you mean cured ham?
Pure
Doctor: your arteries are clogged
Matt: with what?
Doctors: 7 years worth of gravy
Edit: thanks for the all the likes damn
@robotrip M honestly why are people like you in this world? Idk what makes you, you! to just act like a so called "phaggit" but it's stupid if you ask me
robotrip M Why are you being an asshole for no reason?
robotrip M I think you should stop commenting on videos...
I wanted to see if it would be auto deleted
robotrip M Ok
Matt: **eats poutine**
also Matt: “ *SO Salty* ”
Before :Matt stonie
Now: Kidney stonie
Bruh this is so fucking funny it deserves more likes😭
The before and after got me
Lol
This is the first time i liked a comment in yt.
Garret Reiner underrated comment wtf
Zombie Matt Stonie: “aaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! Oh hey! What going on everyone. Welcome back to another food challenge. Today we are gonna see how many human body parts I can devour in 20 minutes”
Everyone else: ummm…. RUN!!
Canadian : Poutine
American : French Fries with Cheese and Gravy
British : High Calorie Food
Russian : Vladimire Poutine
Hope you have a good day!
British: Chips Cheese and gravy innit you uncultured knob
@@faouri. you're pretty Schewpid aincha thays tje joke innit
Aloof Wind do u want me to clap them cheeks dog?
I’m 300th like lol
Me: don't say it, don't say it...
My brain: Vladimir Poutine
*RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING*
Please get top comment
Hahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAOO
Matt: "I'm only gonna add 7 cups of water instead of 9"
Also Matt: "Uh this is so salty"
Natasha Cole Mcdonald's potato chips 2kg eating challenge💪💪
ruclips.net/video/T7q2zR1TSLg/видео.html
@@Trewia92 is that link is neccesary
ZenClone yes just watch
Trewia 92 why are you self promoting on someone else’s channel. (This is what I like to call desperate for attention on RUclips)
Thank you for showcasing our national treasure haha! Love the content Matt!
2019 and he is still not fat
He starves himself before and after eating
Richard Gutierrez no he fasts there’s a difference
Because he works out a lot .
@Scott Moser he works out
He throws up after
I think what put it over the top was that he wanted a “thick gravy” but those packets (with a high sodium content to begin with) were meant for a certain amount of water for a reason. Poor guy with salty ass gravy, fries, and cheese lol I need to drink a gallon of water just watching this!
Yea he kinda fucked himself over
Should have added some corn starch instead...
Yea, he needed to dilute those packets haha
After consuming all that bowel glue he gonna need 100 gallons of water and a quart of castor oil juss to POOP!!!!! 😳😳😂😂😂😂
More than a gallon of water would be needed to wash away the salt, if it is possible.
Love how the problem is that it’s “too salty,” not that it’s 13 lbs of food...
he has eaten 12 pounds of rice before so, don’t be too surprised
About six kilos
Its saltycuz he dodnt put enough wata
dude he’s matt stonie he’ll be fine
ಠ_ಠ what
Love how he crossed out Wisconsin & wrote in 100% Canadian 🤣🤣
Don’t let this man in your house when he’s high
Sippin dont let this man in yo house period.
😂😂😂😂
Sam Demer big facts 😂
He might eat u
“ yo you got any food , I’m getting kinda hungry “
Matt Stonie: *mouth is full*
Also Matt Stonie: *proceeds to put more food in his mouth*
Thats what i keep thinking swallow ur food!
Alexis Wagner he’s a speed eater bro I doubt he even chews
He has his own technique he swallows his food while chewing
Tasnim Ali it’s just a joke
Tom J I was kidding too
This is how much people think Matt stonie needs a bigger tray
I
V
EVOIIIGSR 😂😂werdddd
i think he needs a life 😂 only joking
Spam
EVOIIIGSR *many
Lol tru
I’m convinced that Matt is an intergalactic Alien trying the different foods of different worlds in the largest portions, with his not conspicuously earned money, can buy.
I wonder if his grandma ever said "that's enough Mattie".
😂
he ate the whole mountain his grandma made XD
Matt Stonie: “I Used The Salt To Wash Down The Salt”
You right
Gordon Ramsay used the salt to salt the salt and make it salty salt
It almost..killed me
But the work is done..
And always will be...
Matt: suffering from salt overdose
Girl: hehe 9 minutes
InsaneFameNYC im not jk as soon i see ur comment she just said dat lol
@@Foxy-gs2pv so what? That has happened to be several times lol
@@memestrous so what if it happened to you several times? Wow, I'm sooooooo impressed.
@Rahul THE DARK KNIGHT lol okay kiddo
That is VILE bro I couldn't watch you munch and breath like that😂😂
If Matt became a zombie, he’d have the highest body count in the world lol
Good one
People are so fat he would only be able to do one a week like his challenges.
@@ijustneedmoney3025 Theres a lot of comment like that already so its kinda boring.Period
100 subscribers with no videos well this the first time I saw this comment
K good for u
Damn I actually got sad when he admitted his eating skills have gone down.
Dangledorf why?
ok
same
when did he say that
@@defogmaster8162 at the end
I could totally see this man accidentally eating a finger.
Don’t you put that on me Ricky Bobby
something that really inspires us as a cooking reference every time there is a special moment
Normal person: I can eat a serving of poutine in 5 minutes!
Matt stonie: That’s cute
Matt Stonie: I can failure a challenge and say it's because of salt
Adam Richman: that's cute, I could finish it in a flat 4.75 minutes. No sause
That’s like a cup lmao a normal hungry person could put that down in 2 minutes flat. Just wouldn’t be able to eat as much as Matt
@@philsteinberg6985 Molly Schuler: That's Cute I can eat twice that in the same amount of time.
@@philsteinberg6985 lies
@@troubledseed your mom: damn son where'd you find that?
Omg it drives me nuts that the food doesn’t fit on the cookie sheet.
Yea
@Boomer85 ! You should 🏋
Ikr
The food is bigger then him
One of those "omg my OCD" people again.
Matt: "eats with hands"
Fork: Am I a joke to you
Me: *gravy*
You're a joke if you fries with cutlery, man
Forky: trash? 🗑
Bastjan Sejberg not if it’s a large amount with sauce and cheese
Matt: it's so salty
Also Matt: put nine packets of gravy
only 7 cups of water. he shoulda just used 7 packs
They make a low sodium variety too, would have helped along with using frozen fries. The curds he's kinda screwed on, but the rest he could have cut the sodium by at least half.
@@AwwwShoot you should plan these out for him lol. Though there's no way he doesn't throw it up after so the salt doesn't even matter that much 🤷♀️
AwwwShoot but five guys got insane fries tho so got to get that diabetes
The girl in the room: "ItS ThE fRiEs"
Watching your boyfriend eating like this is a test of your love.
Yeah I don't know if I can initially support my future lover doing this to himself... and if I do support his decision in doing this... how much longer can I withstand seeing him suffer from gluttonous tasks like what Matt does? I mean I commend Matt in his ambitions for this and all... but I just don't know if I'd support it personally. Though I guess you can call me out for being a subscriber and continuing watching his content from start to finish, but still!!! I am embedded with empathy, I just wouldn't be okay with it! I would rather say no to something like this than to be okay with seeing him suffer.
Unconditional love is important, don't be a hater, appreciate their effort.
@@ChronoMonarch It's not baseless ambition at least. I'd understand if your partner was coming last in every competition and everything for you to stop them if they were in pain, but Matt is literally a God, and is winning a lot of comps, entertaining millions of people in the process, and earning money (most of it probably goes to food). It's a job that he enjoys (probably) and does really well at. I think not being supportive would be the worst thing you could do hahaha
@@ChronoMonarch You are overprotective :I
@@jailynlovegrove-bishop2877 agreed
I like how every Matt stonie comment section is just the same jokes and everyone is on board with it
Graey Sheep I mean what else jokes could you make when the videos are the same
I don't like it
@@mozzarella7924 welcome to RUclips
Matrix is real.
@@beijingbrandon6220 honestly that shit is so annoying
The heaving just makes this so much better😂😂😂😂
i like how this guy is 50% eating channel 50% cooking
@@strawberryninja9859 idk he made the food
95% eating 5% cooking* 🙈
@@garlon3825 fuck the lads at five guys then sweating it out making these fries 😂
No it's 90% eating and 10% is cooking
500%eating
It's 2019 oct..still he is not fat..
Cuz he's not an fucking indian
He's not doing this everyday soooooo!
Thats how cancer works.
i am from 2080 he is still not fat bro...
IGC KI Rakhi Sawant damn😂
Mr beast: buying everything in a store
Matt: eating everything in a store
Haha so true😂
Collab?
Legendary!
Good lord, this man is no joke. As a Canadian who eats a poutine a day, if I have a serving for 2 I immediately have to take a dump
Matt Stonie: "alright so the only thing we really need to cook today is gravy"
*Dies*
That's a bit too much for what ur saying that Matt will die...
(If ur talking about Matt XD)
HwhahahaHahahaHAHAHA
😂😂😂💀
*MY SUBS PLS*
Matt Stonie: "it feels like i want to poop"
Toilet: "have mercy on my soul"
Now I know toilets have soul.
Rose Mary it’s please have mercy on me. Not I have mercy on my soul.
@SDT PokemonGo sorry, it was Spongebob reference from House Fancy Episode
Rose Mary I was referencing from the song mercy.
Rose Mary what episode did spongebob. Say that line?
There's no way I'm poutine all that in my mouth.
“He’s too dangerous to be kept alive”
Bloom HD the only great comment here
Legend 😂😂
Why are there so many poutine jokes lol
*_...Open up the tunnel; here comes the train._*
As a Canadian I respect this guy 👌
Matt: *Loosen the belt real quick, one sec*
Me: *Shit’s about to get real*
MERRLAX he needs to get some pregna- I mean meat pants
Real talk
Almost as real as goku loses his shirt when he's battling
_shits_ about to get real