Apple WWDC 2024: Everything Revealed in 12 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

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  • @volcalstone
    @volcalstone 3 месяца назад +3416

    Look mom I could move my icons anywhere now.
    It only took 17 years. 😂

    • @bigsur370
      @bigsur370 3 месяца назад +47

      They coulda done it 17years ago but they chose not to

    • @fancystickman5911
      @fancystickman5911 3 месяца назад +8

      And why does it matter

    • @zhoufang5721
      @zhoufang5721 3 месяца назад +13

      Isn’t that Amazing!?

    • @ArthropodSpidey
      @ArthropodSpidey 3 месяца назад

      You're an idiot if you don't understand the business reason for this. They run Apple. You barely got grammar right.

    • @dotamaze
      @dotamaze 3 месяца назад +13

      Obviously you do not understand the word called "Priority"

  • @evilXrider
    @evilXrider 3 месяца назад +1365

    Apple: Where yesterday’s technology meets tomorrow’s pricing.

    • @overcomingwithin
      @overcomingwithin 3 месяца назад +19

      This whole event was so anticlimactic 😂

    • @definingslawek4731
      @definingslawek4731 3 месяца назад +14

      You say that but their laptops currently have no competitors and every windows laptop company is scrambling to get up to speed, how is that yesterdays technology?

    • @kritsadachanthes4325
      @kritsadachanthes4325 3 месяца назад +1

      คิดได้ยังไงเนี่ย😂

    • @carlstanford7607
      @carlstanford7607 3 месяца назад

      Amazing comment 😂

    • @hgoodman9
      @hgoodman9 3 месяца назад

      😂

  • @Space_Monkey364
    @Space_Monkey364 3 месяца назад +1482

    I hope my new IPad Pro M4 Chip can handle the Calculator app 😬

    • @SalkBros
      @SalkBros 3 месяца назад +3

      Fr

    • @hoppie4263
      @hoppie4263 3 месяца назад +2

      Why wouldn’t it handle it

    • @MiguelAngelLopezP
      @MiguelAngelLopezP 3 месяца назад

      @@hoppie4263it’s sarcasm, space monkey is trying to mock the lackluster iPad software with extreme computing power

    • @capy9846
      @capy9846 3 месяца назад

      @@hoppie4263It's a joke on that the Ipad has not had a calculator app for years.

    • @anarkidaniel1196
      @anarkidaniel1196 3 месяца назад +14

      Just check the Calculator requirements 😂it might work for you without lagging

  • @MovewithJenna
    @MovewithJenna 3 месяца назад +79

    5 minutes into it I thought this was an SNL content😂 …so funny how hyped the executives are for introducing “rearranging apps” or “adding emojis to the text response”…!?

  • @moto-rambler
    @moto-rambler 3 месяца назад +13

    2 minutes in I had to double-check that I hadn't accidentally clicked on a parody video.

  • @isaacwatanabe9599
    @isaacwatanabe9599 3 месяца назад +3990

    Ios 18: the android update

    • @arshadrahul1532
      @arshadrahul1532 3 месяца назад +263

      The audacity of apple to just replicate every android feature and advertise it as their own!!! What happened to your innovations apple?

    • @ClabiIsDone
      @ClabiIsDone 3 месяца назад +34

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @ralphsainvilus6762
      @ralphsainvilus6762 3 месяца назад +33

      Yep, nothing new here

    • @diwaalejandrogalvez796
      @diwaalejandrogalvez796 3 месяца назад +27

      Only Davindra of Engadget will see all of these are super new anyways... And all of The Verge's crew.

    • @prilliant4939
      @prilliant4939 3 месяца назад +28

      …in the right way…

  • @HannesNeldarthhansie
    @HannesNeldarthhansie 3 месяца назад +1670

    He needed to stand on the roof to say that?

    • @marekvostek5989
      @marekvostek5989 3 месяца назад +113

      I asked him and he said it was of vital importance.

    • @lombardind
      @lombardind 3 месяца назад +72

      Yes so you can see the "green" solar panels and the rainbow for an all inclusive effect......... O_o

    • @iheanachomiracle4840
      @iheanachomiracle4840 3 месяца назад +33

      Guess it was groundbreaking 😂😂😂

    • @JakubSobczak
      @JakubSobczak 3 месяца назад +5

      No. But he could

    • @HannesNeldarthhansie
      @HannesNeldarthhansie 3 месяца назад +2

      @@JakubSobczak and he did

  • @AS-yf4jr
    @AS-yf4jr 3 месяца назад +1401

    As you press "update," watch your phone transform into an Android.

    • @Matthew_MBG
      @Matthew_MBG 3 месяца назад +22

      With a punch hole instead of dynamic island? And fingerprint sensors in the screen? LET'S GO
      although i guess real apple jsers would hate that

    • @Black-Circle
      @Black-Circle 3 месяца назад +21

      into a POS? nah

    • @naturalmosaic
      @naturalmosaic 3 месяца назад +9

      They were behind android in a lot of departments and with. A prerecorded video they left android for dust

    • @AS-yf4jr
      @AS-yf4jr 3 месяца назад +12

      @@naturalmosaic umm no , apart from context understanding on every app, genmoji and a little more command over siri, everything already exist on android. Android 15 is around the corner and apple will go back to bottom feeding again.

    • @somekindofmonster3613
      @somekindofmonster3613 3 месяца назад +4

      I think customization features makes the iphone cheap like android

  • @lukebeyondstudio
    @lukebeyondstudio 3 месяца назад +36

    Next year: You can now make phone calls from our brand new iPhone 17 Pro Turbo Super Max
    for only 1999$

  • @williambennettofficial
    @williambennettofficial 3 месяца назад +96

    Apple's best self-parody ever.

    • @ToySeeker
      @ToySeeker 3 месяца назад +2

      😂 Someone gets it 😅

  • @jwstinthesky2677
    @jwstinthesky2677 3 месяца назад +1227

    A CALCULATOR FOR iPad !! Just 10 years later tho...

    • @CloudCoderChap
      @CloudCoderChap 3 месяца назад +38

      Whenever they do stuff like stupidly expensive stands, wheels, or now release a calculator for the iPad, that has been memes by Apple themselves.
      They do it because it will get people talking about them. Then you see the comments here and be like yup people fall for it.

    • @tekkertruth1256
      @tekkertruth1256 3 месяца назад +3

      @@CloudCoderChaperr talking about them negatively!

    • @CloudCoderChap
      @CloudCoderChap 3 месяца назад +23

      @@tekkertruth1256​​⁠That doesn’t matter. The internet runs on rage bait, and negativity.
      Doesn’t seem to affect their market cap does it. Same for Google, people meme on their AI but still most people use its garbage search engine.
      People meme on Nvidia, still top 3.
      Talking is talking.

    • @hotmojoe2483
      @hotmojoe2483 3 месяца назад

      @@tekkertruth1256But not in a way that overall damages their reputation because that is their reputation, slow to adapt but a high quality product. Worth the wait? Depends on the user. Gets people to talk about them and ups their social media mentions? Yes.

    • @DANIELCHUKWUKERE
      @DANIELCHUKWUKERE 3 месяца назад +9

      Well Apple was too busy making processors more powerful than your Intel Core i9 Nvidia graphics processor. Lol

  • @mrscreamofficial567
    @mrscreamofficial567 3 месяца назад +358

    Ngl the calculator on ipad was unexpected 😂

  • @thomasm2161
    @thomasm2161 3 месяца назад +1022

    Scheduling a text message new in 2024 is wild 😂😂😭

    • @tinasheroy
      @tinasheroy 3 месяца назад +24

      How about satelite texting?

    • @Furiousbanner
      @Furiousbanner 3 месяца назад +21

      M4 chip before scheduled text messages

    • @ruthlessrafael3195
      @ruthlessrafael3195 3 месяца назад +26

      Android been had that and that and that. Lol

    • @nazmussakibkhan8135
      @nazmussakibkhan8135 3 месяца назад +15

      huawei had satellite sos and even call for 2 years

    • @cypr
      @cypr 3 месяца назад

      @@nazmussakibkhan8135we really don’t care

  • @ms-2837
    @ms-2837 3 месяца назад +23

    Literally just released a new powerhouse iPad and the only update is a calculator. It’s like they don’t want to sell them 😂😂

    • @peakMomentum1
      @peakMomentum1 3 месяца назад +1

      Ipad is a huge sell among graphic designers. Not a fanboy but I have seen people completing projects that would 5 hours in minutes on ipad

  • @rtg69
    @rtg69 3 месяца назад +36

    Wow a big tech company advertising a calculator in their device in 2024..😂😂😂

  • @peterlustigslatzhose69
    @peterlustigslatzhose69 3 месяца назад +186

    We got iPad calculator before GTA 6 😱

    • @Bigclover
      @Bigclover 3 месяца назад +6

      These jokes never get old

    • @skylineSyndicate
      @skylineSyndicate 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @elliotmsmith
      @elliotmsmith 3 месяца назад

      This one got me 😂

    • @julianphilp
      @julianphilp 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @meroinheroin
      @meroinheroin 3 месяца назад +2

      Historians are one day gonna be like " ah yes, the pre GTA 6 era"

  • @LuxElliott
    @LuxElliott 3 месяца назад +407

    Siri? Siri? Are you there?
    "I found 7 'are you there' on the web"

    • @anarkidaniel1196
      @anarkidaniel1196 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @gdutfulkbhh7537
      @gdutfulkbhh7537 3 месяца назад +7

      I can't believe Apple are still chained to that mess.

    • @mapl3mage
      @mapl3mage 3 месяца назад +1

      lmao 😂

    • @bryanplimer9671
      @bryanplimer9671 3 месяца назад +2

      You'll have to unlock your iPhone first...

    • @Skipper_7560
      @Skipper_7560 3 месяца назад

      Hahahahahaha and thousand Hahahah 😂😅

  • @ReidMerrill
    @ReidMerrill 3 месяца назад +2185

    Welcome to 2010

    • @jeftecarvalho1618
      @jeftecarvalho1618 3 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @abrahamirl21
      @abrahamirl21 3 месяца назад +1

      Thanks

    • @jacobshaw8825
      @jacobshaw8825 3 месяца назад +36

      Yeah Samsung were scheduling messages about 12 years ago 😂

    • @hantz11
      @hantz11 3 месяца назад +22

      Android 10 unveiling by Apple

    • @StandOwtPhoto
      @StandOwtPhoto 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @banterreloaded1998
    @banterreloaded1998 3 месяца назад +22

    Did i accidentally log on to a Samsung event???

  • @carloscafey6554
    @carloscafey6554 3 месяца назад +41

    I had all this when I jailbroke my phone in 2014 😅😂

  • @shaquille007
    @shaquille007 3 месяца назад +216

    Those customization reminds me of installing tweak from Cydia back in my teenage days

    • @Dino_1991_
      @Dino_1991_ 3 месяца назад +16

      Cydia good ol days haha

    • @slakker321
      @slakker321 3 месяца назад +9

      dam just unlocked some memories for me lol

    • @jucaflores9188
      @jucaflores9188 3 месяца назад +1

      same, i used to install a bunch of tweaks to my phone

    • @oshl4387
      @oshl4387 3 месяца назад +1

      Cydia my mistress of iPhone nostalgia

    • @AriaPerdana
      @AriaPerdana 3 месяца назад +3

      Cydia!! So many customisation. Do the jailbreak tools still here? Haven’t jailbroken my phone since iOS 7.

  • @freakbmw6071
    @freakbmw6071 3 месяца назад +156

    iOS 18: You can now arrange icons just as you like.

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад +2

      Can't resize widgets anyway a user wants 🤣

    • @giovannibucio
      @giovannibucio 3 месяца назад +2

      Huge inovation.

    • @somekindofmonster3613
      @somekindofmonster3613 3 месяца назад

      @@giovannibucio they didnt call it innovation did they?

    • @giovannibucio
      @giovannibucio 3 месяца назад

      @@somekindofmonster3613 for dose ppl that have apple products its huge inovation they belive anything from apple.

    • @showranchy05
      @showranchy05 3 месяца назад +1

      But, ipados you can’t 🤷‍♂️

  • @maywakeTV
    @maywakeTV 3 месяца назад +242

    Apple are experts at selling the simplest things like moving the icons on the screen as if it was revolutionary.

    • @charles2353
      @charles2353 3 месяца назад

      Apple are TRASH, that's what they are.

    • @evacody1249
      @evacody1249 3 месяца назад +10

      Apple: we took away HDMI.
      Apple: And for the first time we have HDMI on are laptops setting a new standard.
      Windows and Linux users: Uh no kidding? We never threw them out.

    • @mr.j5112
      @mr.j5112 3 месяца назад +7

      It's easy for them since their customer base are fine with getting less features even with the heavy price tags.

    • @jaynainani4529
      @jaynainani4529 3 месяца назад +2

      There customer base will still find it to be the "best and revolutionary feature addition"

    • @aidanorton
      @aidanorton 3 месяца назад +1

      At least i don't have to buy a new phone to get an OS Update. 😆

  • @thefelixwu
    @thefelixwu 3 месяца назад +9

    Gosh I had to check if I was watching the latest WWDC for a moment...

  • @Ciilow24
    @Ciilow24 3 месяца назад +11

    All this iOS 18 features. I used to have them on Samsung. Locking apps, folders, app organizing 😢

  • @bekanzesangha
    @bekanzesangha 3 месяца назад +209

    Their presentation sounded so robotic. Maybe they used AI to present for them this time around. 😂😂

    • @jimbojimbo6873
      @jimbojimbo6873 3 месяца назад +5

      Id like to see you present better

    • @XxAssassinXProdigyxX
      @XxAssassinXProdigyxX 3 месяца назад +8

      Try watching Google I/O and tell me that doesn’t sound robotic lmao

    • @setiop6788
      @setiop6788 3 месяца назад +1

      Which AI? Apple or Artificial?

    • @saurabhbauskar1083
      @saurabhbauskar1083 3 месяца назад

      It's apple intellingence

    • @bekanzesangha
      @bekanzesangha 3 месяца назад

      @@jimbojimbo6873 u mad bro? haha

  • @Jayden-lr2mm
    @Jayden-lr2mm 3 месяца назад +178

    The iPad finally getting a calculator, mind blown

    • @frankgalvan8248
      @frankgalvan8248 3 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅

    • @steinkraust
      @steinkraust 3 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @derekl9702
      @derekl9702 3 месяца назад +1

      Haha however oddly the calculator was almost the coolest thing assuming the higher level math was real.

    • @tetrisliam8225
      @tetrisliam8225 3 месяца назад +1

      I never expected that at all. (actually I kinda did) Calculator on iPad is gonna be very useful. Now we don't have to download third-party apps.

    • @FireAngelOfLondon
      @FireAngelOfLondon 3 месяца назад

      It's had a calculator from day one, but it was the usual silly imitation of a pocket calculator with no features to take advantage of the memory or power of a modern computer. Why calculator applications have not ALWAYS been feature rich compared to their pocket calculator relatives I have no idea, but at least it is happening now.

  • @hazmatt81
    @hazmatt81 3 месяца назад +72

    CNET killin' it with the condensed version, so I don't have to fall asleep...Thank you!

  • @salarhajimirsadeghi
    @salarhajimirsadeghi 3 месяца назад +7

    15 years later, they revolutionized the world with icon placement :)

  • @Okoleiman
    @Okoleiman 3 месяца назад +2

    Me: “I’m getting the new iPad Pro M4 and am anxiously hopeful for major iOS upgrades”
    Apple: “We’re finally bringing the calculator to the iPad!”

  • @anerdwitdacamera204
    @anerdwitdacamera204 3 месяца назад +530

    Hey Tim, get down there. It's dangerous to stand on the roof.

    • @leochou123
      @leochou123 3 месяца назад +12

      He listened... 😂

    • @iqueque
      @iqueque 3 месяца назад +5

      And childish

    • @awwskit9753
      @awwskit9753 3 месяца назад +9

      Standing on business

    • @duran9664
      @duran9664 3 месяца назад +2

      🤦‍♀️Standing on the roof of ur building looks so disparate 🤦‍♀️
      Don’t jump, Tim Apple! 😱

    • @tander101
      @tander101 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@iquequeHe has more money than your entire family line combined has ever made in his personal bank account right now.
      Childish? Risky, yes, but childish, no. Yeth.

  • @VelocityXSales
    @VelocityXSales 3 месяца назад +141

    Google and Microsoft have to be cracking up today!!!😂

    • @skavengerr
      @skavengerr 3 месяца назад +3

      Don't forget Samsung!

    • @muhammadragilsaputra3067
      @muhammadragilsaputra3067 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@skavengerrsamsung is using Google's service LOLOL Also, Microsoft copilot is based on GPT, just like Apple's

    • @skavengerr
      @skavengerr 3 месяца назад +1

      @@muhammadragilsaputra3067 Samsung is a separate company ..lol !

    • @lysergicaciddiethylamide6127
      @lysergicaciddiethylamide6127 3 месяца назад

      @@muhammadragilsaputra3067Me- How do I?
      Copilot - Are you sure about that?
      Me- Delete Copilot?
      FBI- OPEN UP

    • @tomk8711
      @tomk8711 3 месяца назад

      @@muhammadragilsaputra3067ya and Microsoft owns half of gpt 😂

  • @idib1739
    @idib1739 3 месяца назад +191

    @ 1:09 it's really embarrassing to see him showing excitement for changing icon's placement 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ oh Apple!

    • @qwertyzxaszc6323
      @qwertyzxaszc6323 3 месяца назад +10

      I doubt anyone really cares about "customization" Most users will never touch any of these customization tools or ever know they even exist. At least anyone over 12.

    • @Tha-King-Arthur
      @Tha-King-Arthur 3 месяца назад +1

      @@qwertyzxaszc6323 Well your wrong!! Hundred of millions are waiting for a decent costumization tool..

    • @devboo
      @devboo 3 месяца назад

      @@qwertyzxaszc6323 uhh i think ur just boring af

    • @NightSide22
      @NightSide22 3 месяца назад

      I do ​@@qwertyzxaszc6323

    • @senzatieee
      @senzatieee 3 месяца назад

      ​@@qwertyzxaszc6323 Just use a Nokia 3310 bruh, it makes calls.

  • @tvm73827
    @tvm73827 3 месяца назад +7

    I came here to learn more about ChatGPT integration and you devoted all of 5 seconds for that critical piece of news! Wow!! Editing is not about picking random clips to fill the video but figuring out what the public cares about the most and highlighting them

    • @misstabbytabs
      @misstabbytabs 3 месяца назад

      There are better options out there than ChatGPT too

  • @ashish_sh
    @ashish_sh 3 месяца назад +383

    That’s really funny how they are introducing old android features with such excitement 😂😂😂😂
    Ps. I have an iphone 13 not android phone .

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад +12

      What's old is new to crapple land LOL

    • @eXperianceHD
      @eXperianceHD 3 месяца назад +23

      Even crazier how you’re watching it with no intention of buying one 😂

    • @marcsalamoun1112
      @marcsalamoun1112 3 месяца назад +20

      These old android features are done better in every single way to work perfectly on apple products. atleast they take their time perfecting every single aspect of their software and hardware, not like android, release half finish products and they never continue it. lol, and I'm not an apple fan btw, but this just the truth.

    • @johnmolujr473
      @johnmolujr473 3 месяца назад +16

      Me being an apple user literally don’t watch anything android releases but it’s weird that so many android users tune in every year to watch apple new iOS features almost as if some of y’all secretly love apple

    • @vinnyveritas9599
      @vinnyveritas9599 3 месяца назад +3

      @@johnmolujr473 They sound bitter, maybe they can't afford an iphone and that's making them angry.

  • @Wizreader2828
    @Wizreader2828 3 месяца назад +58

    I laughed so hard when he passionately spoke about setting app icons anywhere.
    Epic delusion of giving consumers something new.
    Is that an android he’s holding? 😂

    • @singhkumar4948
      @singhkumar4948 3 месяца назад +2

      Imagine he is gonna get paid millions to give this silly update.😂😂😂😢

    • @superrspace
      @superrspace 3 месяца назад +1

      lmfao I remember I had to jailbreak my iphone in 2016 just to get that feature. took them long enough

  • @watchout4717
    @watchout4717 3 месяца назад +33

    So underwhelming
    The fact that they spent minutes on changing wallpaper and icons are absurd and pathetic

  • @daintellekt
    @daintellekt 3 месяца назад +2

    Disappointed, multi-trillion dollar valuation, $100B in cash, and yet zero innovation. Downfall has begun.

  • @susancorgi
    @susancorgi 3 месяца назад +1

    And let's keep users changing their desktop wallpaper while on lock screen because it's what we all love to do in every minute of our lives.

  • @Sangeethks
    @Sangeethks 3 месяца назад +191

    Apple really should stop using the words "exciting" and "innovative". It's a shame at this point 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @alir.9894
      @alir.9894 3 месяца назад +5

      Well SAID!!!

    • @lukasfoo
      @lukasfoo 3 месяца назад +3

      Agree. Nothing exciting or innovative. And that’s coming from an Apple fan boy since the very first iPhone 1.

    • @tradeindices9151
      @tradeindices9151 3 месяца назад

      Or beautiful

    • @Hrrjkf821
      @Hrrjkf821 3 месяца назад

      I found it exciting. They exceeded my expectations.

    • @ljacobs357
      @ljacobs357 3 месяца назад +2

      They haven’t been innovative in years.

  • @gyro5080
    @gyro5080 3 месяца назад +303

    Calculator APP very interesting.

    • @fatcrruise6508
      @fatcrruise6508 3 месяца назад +3

      It makes children lazier

    • @MARKXHWANG
      @MARKXHWANG 3 месяца назад +7

      Finally after lots of work and struggle

    • @ShpanMan
      @ShpanMan 3 месяца назад +6

      @@fatcrruise6508 Hey boomer, this isn't the 70's, we are now lazier with Google, Wikipedia, ChatGPT, and voice commands.

    • @gyro5080
      @gyro5080 3 месяца назад

      @@ShpanMan Yep and someday we will have the capacity to integrate our brain with AI, That's how it has been in human civilization, We either upgrade or left behind.

  • @CA97587
    @CA97587 3 месяца назад +124

    Steve jobs would have killed himself seeing this

    • @jimbojimbo6873
      @jimbojimbo6873 3 месяца назад +6

      He’s already dead

    • @Greego
      @Greego 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@jimbojimbo6873Well, he will be reborn and kill himself again for this.

    • @vivekmarathe2217
      @vivekmarathe2217 3 месяца назад +1

      Steve jobs apple is really innovative but now'

    • @CA97587
      @CA97587 3 месяца назад +2

      @@vivekmarathe2217 tragedy

    • @CA97587
      @CA97587 3 месяца назад

      @@jimbojimbo6873 At least not in our minds, now his legacy becomes nothing

  • @naumanrk
    @naumanrk 3 месяца назад +2

    so nostalgic feeling watching this, thanks apple taking me back to my teen life.

  • @patrickp6676
    @patrickp6676 3 месяца назад +3

    Apple is stuck in the past. Jobs is turning in his grave.

    • @Mohan-c8v
      @Mohan-c8v 2 месяца назад

      He should have lived , so we would have enjoyed 3.5mm Jack and expandable storage features till now in apple phones and other sheeps that followed the suit

  • @aarongoozman
    @aarongoozman 3 месяца назад +108

    Not an apple hater, but Android has had all this stuff for years.

    • @SIgor420
      @SIgor420 3 месяца назад +9

      Android doesn't have ecosystem like Apple. People are mocking Apple not knowing many things that makes them unique, that is sad. And all these features are not big deal anyway, everything else is. I was Android user and would never go back...

    • @somekindofmonster3613
      @somekindofmonster3613 3 месяца назад +14

      They announced so many things but android fanboys focus on theming and icon placements.

    • @근육돌이밥이
      @근육돌이밥이 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@SIgor420samsung's ecosystem is as good if not better. Wake up it's 2024

    • @ivanoviesaputra
      @ivanoviesaputra 3 месяца назад +3

      @@근육돌이밥이 samsung trash wannabe apple in android

    • @근육돌이밥이
      @근육돌이밥이 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ivanoviesaputra you mean apple junk?

  • @bluejbamboo
    @bluejbamboo 3 месяца назад +75

    Feels to me like: fake excitement, manipulative "neurolinguistic programming", i.e. kind of nauseating marketing, style over substance.

    • @gdutfulkbhh7537
      @gdutfulkbhh7537 3 месяца назад +8

      We just say "Apple."

    • @landspide
      @landspide 3 месяца назад +4

      The voices sound off, especially hairforceone.

    • @jasonclark3004
      @jasonclark3004 3 месяца назад

      That's what they do best selling to robots, it is a pretty good update over all.

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@landspideI'm pretty sure that guy is AI.

  • @superioropinion6421
    @superioropinion6421 3 месяца назад +363

    >copied features from Android that existed for years
    >called it innovation
    Bravo Tim

    • @CPaulCourtney
      @CPaulCourtney 3 месяца назад +12

      Rinse and repeat each year

    • @zaynphilllips
      @zaynphilllips 3 месяца назад +24

      Did it the apple way, which is the better way

    • @Jaxv3r
      @Jaxv3r 3 месяца назад

      ​@@zaynphilllipssome of these features are barely different to their android counter part

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад +1

      Believe in their distorted reality LOL.

    • @gmalys1
      @gmalys1 3 месяца назад +4

      If only google would have invented the actual phone part…

  • @hippo2020
    @hippo2020 3 месяца назад +1

    Finally they allow the home screen camera icon to be moved out. Thousands of time, i accidentally activate the camera from the lock screen when putting the phone into my car.

  • @arammarm
    @arammarm 3 месяца назад +1

    Apple: We copy older features and technology, update the UI/UX, and sell it like it's brand new!

  • @James-Beck
    @James-Beck 3 месяца назад +38

    Is this a parody?

  • @Theta111
    @Theta111 3 месяца назад +112

    I remember when it was a meme apple calling Ai - apple intelligence. And they did it😅

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад

      AI: Apple Idiots?

    • @skavengerr
      @skavengerr 3 месяца назад

      This reminded of Jack ma when he was debating elon musk.... it was ridiculous... he called AI ....Alibaba Intelligence 😅😂

  • @gnanaprakashm843
    @gnanaprakashm843 3 месяца назад +111

    Being able to rearrange apps is a feature ? Great Innovation Apple !

    • @bigsur370
      @bigsur370 3 месяца назад +5

      Nobody called it innovative nor a revolution… what do you expect IOS to have?

    • @elderman64
      @elderman64 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@bigsur370 Something that's not copied from others that had it 10 years ago

    • @bigsur370
      @bigsur370 3 месяца назад +5

      @@elderman64 like what tho? Coz i feel like smartphones have def reached their peak, well androids at least.

    • @AD-wg8ik
      @AD-wg8ik 3 месяца назад +2

      "I'm going to talk about the smallest part of iOS 18 to sarcastically diss Apple 😎, that'll get some likes"

    • @definingslawek4731
      @definingslawek4731 3 месяца назад

      @@AD-wg8ik big up

  • @mwt5040
    @mwt5040 3 месяца назад +1

    Google sitting back like Soulja boy saying they stole they whole flow bar for bar

  • @findmeinthecarpet
    @findmeinthecarpet 3 месяца назад +3

    Wow, 'The Message' is always strong with Apple's promotional material.

  • @ironwolg
    @ironwolg 3 месяца назад +107

    So this is where all the Android users hang out lol

    • @Tha-King-Arthur
      @Tha-King-Arthur 3 месяца назад

      This update is just pathetic cheap.. A copy paste update stolen from Samsung. I really understand why Samsung fans are laughing..

    • @jonson856
      @jonson856 3 месяца назад +18

      Yeah man, Apple lives rent free in their heads….

    • @recursion.
      @recursion. 3 месяца назад +4

      for real I would never watch android update or samsung phone review but seems like they've got the most time on their hand to whinge about something they dont even use and watch and check review on the same day that it was released on. Its pathetic.

    • @pvfeB7Ax
      @pvfeB7Ax 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@recursion. We can see you! Those of us on Android see EVERYTHING!

    • @ernstt1616
      @ernstt1616 3 месяца назад +2

      Where do you expect them to be, outside? 😅

  • @muhumuzageffrey550
    @muhumuzageffrey550 3 месяца назад +206

    people who've never used android os are going to think Apple are the kings of innovation... so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AA-vi4hk
      @AA-vi4hk 3 месяца назад +25

      Ppl getting hung up on such a minor part of wwdc will never not be funny. Like nobody actually thinks that apple did this first bro. But nobody cares either cause AI is the main focus this year

    • @fancystickman5911
      @fancystickman5911 3 месяца назад +6

      @@AA-vi4hkexactly that’s what I’m saying like it does not matter as long as it is getting better

    • @simonburr2248
      @simonburr2248 3 месяца назад +3

      I think the main thing I’ve taken from this is not the AI we all knew that would be coming, but what about the satellite SMS feature! Means we can always sent a message.

    • @muhumuzageffrey550
      @muhumuzageffrey550 3 месяца назад +4

      @@AA-vi4hk what makes you think other companies ,just like Apple did, won't pay OpenAI for their services...AI is going to be common on most personal devices in a few years regardless whether it's Apple,Samsung,Asus etc device

    • @superiortoall22
      @superiortoall22 3 месяца назад +2

      @@simonburr2248shhhhh let the less tech savvy people squabble over who did what first.
      Yeah satellite SMS is a game changer and puts Apple even further in the satellite communications race, next will be phone calls, then data.

  • @gh0stgl1tch
    @gh0stgl1tch 3 месяца назад +153

    0:53 is this sarcasm 😂😂😂, 😂😂😂

    • @david_junior
      @david_junior 3 месяца назад +11

      It can only be sarcasm 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @R0209C
      @R0209C 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @theinsane102
      @theinsane102 3 месяца назад +8

      sounds like a late night infomercial

    • @jonathan-6948
      @jonathan-6948 3 месяца назад +1

      Thought 💯 the same

    • @okman9684
      @okman9684 3 месяца назад +3

      I didn't get it

  • @AngeloBandiziol
    @AngeloBandiziol 3 месяца назад +1

    Give a big sombrero, a poncho and a revolver to Craig Federighi and you have a Spaghetti Western. Ayayaya wah wah wah!

  • @user-mk1be7hk4d
    @user-mk1be7hk4d 3 месяца назад +2

    WTH - a supercut without password app? But 2 min on icon arrangement…

  • @Leomichael14
    @Leomichael14 3 месяца назад +181

    Calculator app... Apple intelligence... Talk about narcissism 😂😂

    • @md278x
      @md278x 3 месяца назад

      Lmao you right

    • @tiagomaqz
      @tiagomaqz 3 месяца назад +8

      It’s a company, not a person. Relax.

    • @alexhein6386
      @alexhein6386 3 месяца назад

      Do you know what that even means? It’s a type of personality for some people

    • @arandomperson7811
      @arandomperson7811 3 месяца назад +2

      overused word, most of yall dont even know what the word even means lol

    • @burnedmozzarella
      @burnedmozzarella 3 месяца назад +1

      Apple Intelligent is definitely a cringeworthy name lol

  • @arijitsinghchopra
    @arijitsinghchopra 3 месяца назад +61

    Is it just me or do the dark mode emojis actually look bad?

    • @njbrx
      @njbrx 3 месяца назад

      They look like garbage

    • @gabesanderes4208
      @gabesanderes4208 3 месяца назад +2

      I mean I don’t care for Apple, but you can customize the color pallet to your liking

    • @ezekielho8871
      @ezekielho8871 3 месяца назад +5

      @@gabesanderes4208never understood why people who don’t care for something cares enough to watch the video, read the comments in said video and reply to said comments in said video

    • @recom273
      @recom273 3 месяца назад +1

      Yup .. looks bad, what was that yellow button about?

    • @Robin-ie3ns
      @Robin-ie3ns 3 месяца назад

      Yup. I always agreed with Apples decision to not allow custom icons. Surprised they’ve added some of these features.

  • @Furiousbanner
    @Furiousbanner 3 месяца назад +14

    We wanted calculator on iPad, now we get calculator in everything

  • @shyamsundartiwari7671
    @shyamsundartiwari7671 3 месяца назад +1

    I have been criticizing apple for so long now, for their 'ecosystem' policy and bringing features only decades later. But, as I get to know more about apple, the lesser my criticism gets. I'm still not in favor of their 'ecosystem' thing but the fact that they have to ensure optimization, security & privacy all round while bringing up new features, is not a small task. That must be taking so much efforts, so much planning and structuring on how to bring the new feature into the already near-perfectly setup ecosystem without loosing any of that near-perfection. I am still more of a critic when it comes to Apple but still, hats off to the amazing work they're doing✨

  • @violat7r
    @violat7r 3 месяца назад +2

    1:25 broo... Android did it even though it wasn't cool 😂😂😂

  • @fmulleady
    @fmulleady 3 месяца назад +39

    Too many superlatives but not enough innovations that match the hype!

    • @ProphetAndLoss
      @ProphetAndLoss 3 месяца назад +2

      Craig was superhyped over basically nothing much at all.

    • @richardparker123
      @richardparker123 3 месяца назад +1

      Usual Apple tbh lol (and I’m nearly all Apple on my devices)

    • @definingslawek4731
      @definingslawek4731 3 месяца назад +1

      This is a set of major and impressive changes, I have no idea what they’d have to do for you to be satisfied Xd haters gonna hate.

    • @aidanorton
      @aidanorton 3 месяца назад +1

      Agree. I bet they are waiting for next iPhone to unlock all new features. Even tho current phones are capable of doing so but Apple is being Apple.

    • @fmulleady
      @fmulleady 3 месяца назад

      @definingslawek4731 or more appropriately Apple fanboys & fangirls going to worship what Apple does regardless. Since I have a Macbook Pro and an iPad. I'm hardly a 'hater', just not a fanboy. Sorry to burst your little bubble!

  • @fatalitythiago
    @fatalitythiago 3 месяца назад +47

    As an Android user, I wasn't laughing; however, I was chuckling the whole time.

  • @ABCD3210_
    @ABCD3210_ 3 месяца назад +10

    Apple Fanboys
    2000s : We have the best innovations and way ahead of time
    2010s : We have same features but secure
    2020s : So what we copy, we perfect things
    2030s : Atleast we are doing things. Be happy.

  • @johndaly1283
    @johndaly1283 3 месяца назад +2

    Ask Siri to hire a landscaper ffs.

  • @whatnowZA
    @whatnowZA 3 месяца назад +1

    As someone who uses an S24 ultra (after 7 years of Apple phones) and can't even share pictures or post WhatsApp statuses without drastically losing picture quality, I'm starting to appreciate Apple more.
    The approach is clearly "do it late but do it well", while Samsung keeps on pushing their "let's do it first" which is why there's been exploding phones, the S10 software issues in 2019, the issues with the galaxy note s pen, the screen issues on the first folds, the .HEIF format which they clearly have no idea how to manage, etc.
    Seeing people firing shots at Apple while knowing that they choose to settle for mediocre is wild, is like when a friend tells you that owning a PC is better than buying a PS5 whereas that PC doesn't even play the latest games 😂

  • @sathishlingam7761
    @sathishlingam7761 3 месяца назад +32

    The presentation looks like an evil space agency company selling their survival pods or post apocalyptic bunkersin every scifi movie 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Atulnavadiya
      @Atulnavadiya 3 месяца назад

      Exactly 😂😂 . Same energy

  • @yatyas311
    @yatyas311 3 месяца назад +13

    Android has been doing this for 10+ years now hahaha.

    • @BlancOwly
      @BlancOwly 3 месяца назад

      Android also has lots of malwares. Been doing that for 10+ years.

  • @varunmakhija6946
    @varunmakhija6946 3 месяца назад +49

    Kudos CNET team! Dropping this video so fast is a massive achievement! Thank you 🙌🏻

    • @arshadrahul1532
      @arshadrahul1532 3 месяца назад +2

      I dont think it was much of an effort because there wasn't much to focus on lol...

    • @tcc1234
      @tcc1234 3 месяца назад

      paid comment?? dayum...

    • @andrescalderon1786
      @andrescalderon1786 3 месяца назад +1

      Easy to do this now, AI do that for you in seconds

  • @jackal2255
    @jackal2255 3 месяца назад

    I used to carry calculator in my pocket everywhere. Now I can use the app on my iPad (after 10 years ☠️)

  • @sandersp94
    @sandersp94 3 месяца назад +2

    WOW !! You can move your apps on your home screen .. innovation!! ..

  • @spdomingoo
    @spdomingoo 3 месяца назад +8

    Literally got a Microsoft copilot ad while watching this

  • @Ayushrider877
    @Ayushrider877 3 месяца назад +4

    a trillion-dollar company finally puts calculator onto the iPad

  • @-Johan.
    @-Johan. 3 месяца назад +10

    Ah yes, half these features were already on Android.. And you casually called them “New features”

  • @richardwachira3662
    @richardwachira3662 3 месяца назад +19

    Lock Apps, Custom Arrange Icons! Mind blown... IOS18 is just one step from Android!

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад

      Crapple should just call it Android instead LOL. They're never ashamed of stealing from Android and rebrand as new and exciting 🤣

  • @robertdowell7754
    @robertdowell7754 3 месяца назад +1

    What amazes me the most here in the comments, is that so many obviously Android fan users take the time to watch an Apple presentation, so they can then pour ridicule on what is being presented. Comments like, My Galaxy Tab kills any iPad, or this has been on Android for years is meaningless to anyone who has been a user of Apple products for years and will now be able to work in different ways with their kit. I don't get it, this tribalism that infects groups of mainly men, who feel the need to belittle things they don't like. My only question to these people is 'Why are you here, commenting on something that means nothing to you and never will.' If you use Android and it's everything you wanted and more, great and I'm genuinely glad you have a system that works for you, but for everyone else who has an Apple product, we get some new stuff and can enjoy it.

  • @2011copaoro
    @2011copaoro 3 месяца назад

    Bro most the incoming iOS features I had back in 2010 with my jailbroken iPod 😂

  • @vshnv_c
    @vshnv_c 3 месяца назад +24

    All the Ai features not coming to base iPhone 15 and 15 plus is a travesty. Wtf… we’re at the point where the latest phones are being excluded of features…

    • @matthewburno
      @matthewburno 3 месяца назад +6

      What’s really strange to me is all the “bionic” chips technically can do this even if it’s slower results! Usually I can understand Apple even if they are greedy but really! And why didn’t they give use visual lookup through the camera or something like googles circle to search!!

    • @Adam-ts5gc
      @Adam-ts5gc 3 месяца назад +9

      No kidding. I was fine when they were excluding models that were 4+ years old, but they legit just released the new iPhones and are already excluding the base models 😂

    • @crqingrn
      @crqingrn 3 месяца назад +5

      i hope that the limitation is just for the apple intelligence beta and that it eventually comes to the older models when out of beta

    • @matthewburno
      @matthewburno 3 месяца назад +1

      @@crqingrn I genuinely wouldn’t care if the OpenAI and Siri back and forth was limited to new chipsets but the new Siri itself could come to more then the 17pro that makes no sense!

    • @vshnv_c
      @vshnv_c 3 месяца назад +2

      @@crqingrn i doubt it. I would be surprised. I can understand why’d the limit it upto a certain extend, since a lot of the Ai features are locally processed on device, but they couldve given some lighter features or the external server features. At least the M1 devices are included

  • @emandm1822
    @emandm1822 3 месяца назад +35

    Watching this on my galaxy s24 ultra 😂

    • @alexc4stroo
      @alexc4stroo 3 месяца назад +8

      nobody knows or cares what that is 🥱

    • @emandm1822
      @emandm1822 3 месяца назад +5

      @@alexc4stroo yea sorry ik them androids be complimicated wit them fancy calculators ! Stick to your handheld prison..

    • @alexc4stroo
      @alexc4stroo 3 месяца назад +5

      @@emandm1822 what are you even talking about lmfao iphones have had calculators since day one you’re crying about the ipad

    • @raven3696
      @raven3696 3 месяца назад

      @@alexc4stroo Android mfs think they’re smart and yet go on to make similar clueless comments 💀 never stick to either side. Enjoy what you have. But of course fanboys will disagree but that’s just how it is.

    • @arnavvv123
      @arnavvv123 3 месяца назад

      I have an Samsung S24 Ultra Caviar lol , it is more premium than the regular one :D
      I also have an 15 pro max just as an secondary device

  • @ifrankenstein7455
    @ifrankenstein7455 3 месяца назад +15

    Now we need a better back gesture like on android, background uploads and downloads, multitasking and a better file management system

    • @kayeoffers4339
      @kayeoffers4339 3 месяца назад

      Notifications too

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад +2

      Crapple will introduce it in 5 more years as new and innovative

    • @giovannibucio
      @giovannibucio 3 месяца назад +2

      That will happen in 2089 yr and call it inovation.

    • @RicardoDizonLefthanded
      @RicardoDizonLefthanded 3 месяца назад +1

      no background download even you close the app on iOS? I always download GB of files

  • @shubhamjain9470
    @shubhamjain9470 3 месяца назад +1

    "Letting you" expresses your mindset.

  • @azza6039
    @azza6039 3 месяца назад +1

    @0:56 apple needed 18 yrs to get basic android home settings lol 😂😂

  • @JandorGr
    @JandorGr 3 месяца назад +16

    Apple trying to look like either Android or Andoid Nova Launcher .. it just took them some years. Quite a 2011-2014 achievement...

  • @sal87escobar10
    @sal87escobar10 3 месяца назад +20

    Wow Apple really are behind android big time lol

  • @dabois012
    @dabois012 3 месяца назад +33

    iPadOS 18: calculator update

    • @Dr_MattS
      @Dr_MattS 3 месяца назад +2

      Not just calculator update… it is Calculator 🤣

    • @kaushalsuvarna5156
      @kaushalsuvarna5156 3 месяца назад

      Courtesy ChatGPT

  • @sandersp5713
    @sandersp5713 3 месяца назад

    Imagine working at apple and living in sunny cali… kids in private school, new Tesla on the driveway, house with a kitchen island…. Multiple holidays abroad… sounds like the American dream

  • @Me-tp6ll
    @Me-tp6ll 3 месяца назад +4

    Goodjob, still no split screen till this day

    • @iookey1990
      @iookey1990 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iookey1990
      @iookey1990 3 месяца назад

      The feature will come next year in WWDC 25

  • @iamdenislara
    @iamdenislara 3 месяца назад +67

    1:04 WTF!!! How is that something the iPhone didn’t have already AND! Why would you think it was awesome to highlight?

    • @JMTZS
      @JMTZS 3 месяца назад +6

      Come on scheduled text was on jailbreak 10yrs ago

    • @burnerr
      @burnerr 3 месяца назад

      @@JMTZSfrom my understanding scheduled sms messages falls under automated sms rules by the FCC which is really difficult to legally implement

    • @ZalexMusic
      @ZalexMusic 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@burnerrwrong. android has had for years.

    • @Cath_95
      @Cath_95 3 месяца назад +4

      @@JMTZS schedule text msg was there in nokia keypads phone smh….like light years ago

    • @elderman64
      @elderman64 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@burnerr Bro that stuff has been existing since like 40 years lmao

  • @musicianluca
    @musicianluca 3 месяца назад +136

    So again no transparent widgets and no split screen for iphone. Maybe next year but im saying this for 3 years already 💀

    • @Meh-ru3ex
      @Meh-ru3ex 3 месяца назад +26

      do you really need pencil for iphone?

    • @yabiodonkey4065
      @yabiodonkey4065 3 месяца назад

      Dis Nibba wanna split an iPhone 😂😂 like bro you would only get two French fries of screen space, and if it were horizontal you would have to scroll every two seconds with the height of it

    • @MALXCHI
      @MALXCHI 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Meh-ru3exWe don’t need split screen either. This guy is just yapping

    • @nora2048
      @nora2048 3 месяца назад

      Wait, you guys funny have transparent widgets?? Also no,, pencil support is a hardware level thing. There's a reason only the s ultra, and fold phones support them

    • @jonson856
      @jonson856 3 месяца назад

      You need split screen on a phone?
      I thought it was stupid on my old Android phone, it wouldnt be much better on an iPhone.

  • @nz3digital
    @nz3digital 3 месяца назад +15

    As an Android User, the only thing that I took away from this WWDC is that I am shocked ALL of this features are something "new" on IOS. There wasn't a single feature that isn't already on Android or on a third party app. And the UI got even uglier.

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад

      Their ugliness is brand new and exciting

    • @definingslawek4731
      @definingslawek4731 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s like you’re convincing yourself that you prefer Android.

    • @PumpUptheJam81
      @PumpUptheJam81 3 месяца назад +1

      True. But Android is still…android.

    • @estiennetaylor1260
      @estiennetaylor1260 3 месяца назад +1

      @@PumpUptheJam81 and ios is still ios. Your point is?

    • @PumpUptheJam81
      @PumpUptheJam81 3 месяца назад

      @@estiennetaylor1260 If you missed my point, I can’t help ya

  • @selohcin
    @selohcin 3 месяца назад +1

    Between Windows CoPilot and Apple Intelligence, it's a dark day for consumer privacy.

  • @01RIGUN
    @01RIGUN 3 месяца назад

    Finally that annoying flashlight button could be taken off from the lock screen..been waiting for this for a very very long time !

  • @gamm8939
    @gamm8939 3 месяца назад +26

    No kidding, I expected serious updates to iPadOS and broad AI features. Turns out we get ages old tech and some gimmicks

    • @jinzer016
      @jinzer016 3 месяца назад

      Maybe 10 more years? Hahaha 😅

  • @rowankelling
    @rowankelling 3 месяца назад +51

    It's like watching a bunch of old people fascinated by the most basic technology.
    Oh, wait.
    Catching up is NOT innovation. And they didn't even do everything they should have.

    • @Slaven42
      @Slaven42 3 месяца назад +2

      They didn’t catch up, they took a couple years to perfect it and put in on more than just a phone. Wake up sheep.

    • @ShrinkingSmile
      @ShrinkingSmile 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Slaven42How to perfect rearange or what? Listen to yourself 🐑

    • @Faizan29353
      @Faizan29353 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ShrinkingSmile did bro just said they took "Couple of YEARS" to perfect it.
      the features android released 10+years ago...and were not even main highlights...
      Rearranging apps (perfected), Calculator (perfected) : |

    • @Slaven42
      @Slaven42 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ShrinkingSmile learn to spell and use grammar holy smokes, almost had a stroke trying to read that.

    • @eveylopez6742
      @eveylopez6742 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol that's every apple users excuse, "they took their time to perfect it" oh you know a high end tech company needs years to perfect all the features they announced today lmfao

  • @UncleChisel
    @UncleChisel 3 месяца назад +10

    I love apple.
    "I can make a phone call on this phone, magical"

  • @gao1812
    @gao1812 3 месяца назад +1

    Never seen this amount of innovation and polish before 🙄 Who could ever top this ground-breaking novelties and this class-leading implementations 🙄🤣🤣🤣

  • @Deathdemon65
    @Deathdemon65 3 месяца назад +1

    They flexed a calculator app how desperate does one need to be 🤣🤣🤣