There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.
@@ComicallyStupid-t9ySaw one where a smoke break got a guy locked up for life IIRC. He refused DNA multiple times. They couldn't figure out how to get it and they thought they'd give him a smoke break. Guy smoked and dropped the butt on the ground. That broke ownership of the butt and allowed the police to legally take it in and test it. But not only that, it builds a relationship with the detective and makes them more comfortable. I saw this one guy work magic on The First 48. Used Christianity and the importance of truth to get this kid to confess to murdering another teen. Sad stuff. Kids killing kids, destroying so many lives for absolutely nothing... But you get to learn a ton watching shows like that. My personal favorite is Homicide Hunter, American Detective. My god that show is 10/10.
The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!
The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭
So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration). Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.
I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂
Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.
Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.
Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.
Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.
The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.
So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.
@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of. Edit: I just realized RUclips glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before
@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture
This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂 It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice! And you were right, we like this way of interrogation! Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it. So you did a good job with that too.
@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy
@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics
Sorry mate but I’d be lawyering up and even suing after the first minute.. ‘everything’s going to be okay’ - breach of a verbal contract when I’m in jail 😂
When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!
His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions so no need for a lawyer
"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊" I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol
You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.
It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂
![【ASMR】Role playing casino game BACCARAT SUPER SIX RELAX&FUNNY [No Talking,NO BGM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rwwmQzl6fVU/mqdefault.jpg)
Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.
get a lawyer
Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…
@@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches
Talk to any stranger except a police officer/detective
Because when you are talking you self snithing. Stop self snithing.
Busted for illegal blackjack games
you beat me to it 😅
@@iggyysauce2826 😂😂
I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'
busted for counting cards
@@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal
My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this
fr i need to hire someone else
@@cheddacheese32you should hire Saul goodmen
@@milesrogers7402 Saul Goodman will never fail me
@@cheddacheese32interesting, my bro, waltuh need a lawyer
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭
We need Jojo Saul Goodman
JAYOMA WHERE U AT ⁉️
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
@@vikramgeet since when has having a lawyer present deprived you of your 5th amendment rights?
I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent
I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.
And offering the drink to get fingerprints
@@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna
@@ComicallyStupid-t9ySaw one where a smoke break got a guy locked up for life IIRC. He refused DNA multiple times. They couldn't figure out how to get it and they thought they'd give him a smoke break. Guy smoked and dropped the butt on the ground. That broke ownership of the butt and allowed the police to legally take it in and test it.
But not only that, it builds a relationship with the detective and makes them more comfortable. I saw this one guy work magic on The First 48. Used Christianity and the importance of truth to get this kid to confess to murdering another teen. Sad stuff. Kids killing kids, destroying so many lives for absolutely nothing... But you get to learn a ton watching shows like that. My personal favorite is Homicide Hunter, American Detective. My god that show is 10/10.
my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼
0:40 I want my lawyer
did you mean a diet coke?
The correct response.
The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!
My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅
Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy
Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead
The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭
So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration).
Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.
From what I’ve heard the non relevant questions are also to keep you talking when they do get to the important bits. Though I’m sure you knew that.
Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️
I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on
YOOOO PLEASE
YES
why are you so calming yet scary in these????
like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something
We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022
I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂
Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.
Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it
Its to get your prints/dna
Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣
It's smart though 😂
it’d be so interesting if this became a series and then he plays the lawyer as well, but like a saul type lawyer
Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.
Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.
So my parking ticket is not gonna get expunged then... That sucks, considering he even gave a proper reason for it to be expunged!
Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.
The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.
Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing
*hears the creaking of the door opening*
Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales*
Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”
So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.
@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of.
Edit: I just realized RUclips glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before
These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos
Can confirm it is indeed, realistic
Bro what?
@@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"
@@Raoul.
He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating
I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after
And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe
@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture
I just know about this thing exist in American law
It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂
John Mulvaney? 😂 Not sure if that was a Freudian slip, but I’m sure both John Mulaney and Dylan Mulvaney would be amused.
I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅
This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂
It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice!
And you were right, we like this way of interrogation!
Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it.
So you did a good job with that too.
onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u
@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy
@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays
watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics
This is so good give this man some award
I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!
Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em
Sorry mate but I’d be lawyering up and even suing after the first minute.. ‘everything’s going to be okay’ - breach of a verbal contract when I’m in jail 😂
I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp
*him talking about the witnesses*
Me:where did he get that tie?
The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious
When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!
His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction
This was absolute perfection.
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions so no need for a lawyer
remember kids, they get your prints off of that beverage they offer you
that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do
Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!
Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.
The fact that my last name is Johnson you made my eyes open
We need this again but with Helmut
"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊"
I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol
@@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!
So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work
Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂
When you asked "What were you watching?" I jokingly said to myself "Porn"
Turns out I wasn't that far off lol
great video, you remind me of Kevin Magnussen for some reason
WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤
Absolutely fantastic stuff!
Love these, please make more of these!
7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂
Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.
I DIDNT DO IT
Is exactly what the culprit would say...🤔
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 and what an innocent would say as well
@@MachineHaterNo.1 True.
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 nutsack
I want me a fuckin' lawyer, ya dog-killin' fed.
Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr
this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro
I feel like I've literally done something wrong.
This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video
Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made
You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.
Him:where were you on the evening of March 3rd?
Me:i dont know
This is so good omg
yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭
1/10 for realism, didn't handcuff me to the table and beat out a confession
I don’t judge, everyone has their kinks man.
you sound like Maj. Winters from Band of Brothers, Keep it up man.
Better call Saul!
Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans
It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂
Sir I can’t be guilty. I am but an armless lemon.
POV: I'm the illegal makeup dealer he's interrogating.
“do you like watches” never worn a watch in my life sir “me too” 🤨
“you ever do martial arts?” sir i was a theatre kid. unless the security guard got zip zap zopped i think i’m in the clear
Maybe he zipped when he shoulda zopped and he was assaulted with shame
I swear Idk where I got the fake Pokémon cards from
Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out
Right from the beginning i already knew we were stupid when we willingly gave a cop our saliva 😒
Wonderful!
YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)
I’ve always learned to never take a drink from them Bcs that’s how they get your finger prints
Just yapping away about our black belt, expensive watches, and how to disable CCTV.... Bruh how stupid are we 😭😭
this is amazing!
I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans
nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd
Top notch
What do you think the peolpe under the floors of the houses.
Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*
I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D
law by mike has taught me for this very moment
Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂
Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD
Law by Mike gonna go crazy with this one also can I get a lawer
Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers
Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.
Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview
I’m not saying a word without my lawyer.
For some reason the thumbnail makes it look like you have really long arms and I’m here for it
When the group chat gets leaked
(Or the private discord)
Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.
So I'm guilty?
This aged really well after the Joker video you did
I don’t know why but he kind of reminds me of my year 6 teacher 😭😭