ASMR | Realistic Police Interrogation

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @itakofkarstaag
    @itakofkarstaag 5 месяцев назад +1153

    Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.

    • @macaroniman5325
      @macaroniman5325 5 месяцев назад +81

      get a lawyer

    • @Gam3Theorist
      @Gam3Theorist 5 месяцев назад +49

      Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…

    • @localerik
      @localerik 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches

    • @hepha.estuss
      @hepha.estuss 4 месяца назад +3

      Talk to any stranger except a police officer/detective

  • @NorskNook
    @NorskNook 5 месяцев назад +1729

    Busted for illegal blackjack games

    • @iggyysauce2826
      @iggyysauce2826 5 месяцев назад +22

      you beat me to it 😅

    • @NorskNook
      @NorskNook 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@iggyysauce2826 😂😂

    • @alexanderturner7940
      @alexanderturner7940 5 месяцев назад +22

      I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'

    • @bitingcat2090
      @bitingcat2090 5 месяцев назад +4

      busted for counting cards

    • @SatanicMind666
      @SatanicMind666 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal

  • @BigLettuce07
    @BigLettuce07 5 месяцев назад +600

    Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭

    • @ChaseSanity
      @ChaseSanity 3 месяца назад +12

      We need Jojo Saul Goodman

    • @motfdenjoyer
      @motfdenjoyer 3 месяца назад +9

      JAYOMA WHERE U AT ⁉️

    • @vikramgeet
      @vikramgeet 2 месяца назад

      There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions

    • @tuplat5107
      @tuplat5107 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@vikramgeet since when has having a lawyer present deprived you of your 5th amendment rights?

  • @louish574
    @louish574 5 месяцев назад +583

    My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this

    • @cheddacheese32
      @cheddacheese32 4 месяца назад +6

      fr i need to hire someone else

    • @milesrogers7402
      @milesrogers7402 4 месяца назад +8

      @@cheddacheese32you should hire Saul goodmen

    • @cheddacheese32
      @cheddacheese32 3 месяца назад +6

      @@milesrogers7402 Saul Goodman will never fail me

    • @ZakyAdyaksa2888
      @ZakyAdyaksa2888 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@cheddacheese32interesting, my bro, waltuh need a lawyer

    • @vikramgeet
      @vikramgeet 2 месяца назад +2

      There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions

  • @dom_o
    @dom_o 5 месяцев назад +353

    0:40 I want my lawyer

    • @Noodle177
      @Noodle177 4 месяца назад +29

      did you mean a diet coke?

    • @As8bakwTheSage
      @As8bakwTheSage 4 месяца назад +11

      The correct response.

  • @BigPross
    @BigPross 5 месяцев назад +430

    Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy

    • @CallMeChemical07
      @CallMeChemical07 5 месяцев назад +23

      Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead

  • @habi_bih
    @habi_bih 5 месяцев назад +121

    my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻‍♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼

  • @akmen8714
    @akmen8714 5 месяцев назад +206

    I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.

    • @ElderlyKoala
      @ElderlyKoala 5 месяцев назад +17

      And offering the drink to get fingerprints

    • @ComicallyStupid-t9y
      @ComicallyStupid-t9y 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna

  • @Decimare
    @Decimare 5 месяцев назад +264

    I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent

  • @Vivimizzi
    @Vivimizzi 5 месяцев назад +170

    The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!

    • @marcelaraqueljimenezmartin150
      @marcelaraqueljimenezmartin150 5 месяцев назад +7

      My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅

  • @Physcochema7457
    @Physcochema7457 5 месяцев назад +297

    Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️

    • @benjaminmisleta6574
      @benjaminmisleta6574 5 месяцев назад +8

      I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on

    • @nanenansid8997
      @nanenansid8997 4 месяца назад +1

      YOOOO PLEASE

    • @WillBinge
      @WillBinge 3 месяца назад

      YES

  • @nooneyouknow239
    @nooneyouknow239 5 месяцев назад +63

    Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад

      Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it

    • @slabofmeat3634
      @slabofmeat3634 4 месяца назад +14

      Its to get your prints/dna

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 4 месяца назад +37

    So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration).
    Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.

  • @eliotbell5646
    @eliotbell5646 5 месяцев назад +83

    why are you so calming yet scary in these????
    like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something

    • @PoorBoyQuan
      @PoorBoyQuan 4 месяца назад +17

      We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022

  • @darranjames1627
    @darranjames1627 5 месяцев назад +67

    Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.

    • @alistermccallum
      @alistermccallum 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.

    • @themaxterz0169
      @themaxterz0169 2 месяца назад +1

      So my parking ticket is not gonna get expunged then... That sucks, considering he even gave a proper reason for it to be expunged!

  • @LostCause4
    @LostCause4 5 месяцев назад +71

    Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад +3

      It's smart though 😂

  • @KatLibrarian
    @KatLibrarian 5 месяцев назад +39

    I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂

  • @chanman2746
    @chanman2746 5 месяцев назад +76

    *hears the creaking of the door opening*
    Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales*
    Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”

    • @unfunnyducky
      @unfunnyducky 5 месяцев назад +4

      So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.

    • @unfunnyducky
      @unfunnyducky 4 месяца назад +2

      @@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of.
      Edit: I just realized RUclips glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before

  • @cc_5576
    @cc_5576 5 месяцев назад +10

    Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing

  • @heathermkdg
    @heathermkdg 5 месяцев назад +38

    The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.

  • @Reidlos1773
    @Reidlos1773 5 месяцев назад +16

    Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.

  • @logannoahr-leigh8755
    @logannoahr-leigh8755 5 месяцев назад +50

    I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад +4

      And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe

    • @Synnzinopsis
      @Synnzinopsis 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 3 месяца назад

      I just know about this thing exist in American law

  • @Thomp12344
    @Thomp12344 5 месяцев назад +16

    Can confirm it is indeed, realistic

    • @Phill.__.
      @Phill.__. 5 месяцев назад +2

      Bro what?

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. 5 месяцев назад

      @@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"

    • @9pop529
      @9pop529 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Raoul.

  • @ArchivesoftheBros
    @ArchivesoftheBros Месяц назад +2

    remember kids, they get your prints off of that beverage they offer you

  • @jdub910
    @jdub910 5 месяцев назад +6

    These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos

  • @Nmss-cs4bz
    @Nmss-cs4bz 5 месяцев назад +5

    He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating

  • @chaoschaoskatie
    @chaoschaoskatie 5 месяцев назад +13

    I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅

  • @shreyashkumar9704
    @shreyashkumar9704 4 месяца назад +2

    This is so good give this man some award

  • @redpanda2121
    @redpanda2121 5 месяцев назад +29

    The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭

  • @Knot_in_to_it
    @Knot_in_to_it 5 месяцев назад +6

    It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂

  • @DarkDestroyer98
    @DarkDestroyer98 5 месяцев назад +4

    This was absolute perfection.

  • @Heiditje
    @Heiditje 5 месяцев назад +7

    This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂
    It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice!
    And you were right, we like this way of interrogation!
    Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it.
    So you did a good job with that too.

    • @localerik
      @localerik 5 месяцев назад

      onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад

      @@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy

    • @localerik
      @localerik 4 месяца назад

      @@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays
      watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics

  • @AsmrcyDarcy
    @AsmrcyDarcy 5 месяцев назад +5

    that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do

  • @SarahHHeath
    @SarahHHeath 5 месяцев назад +2

    I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!

  • @SerenaHParker
    @SerenaHParker 5 месяцев назад +4

    I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp

  • @manoloasmr
    @manoloasmr 3 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely fantastic stuff!

  • @randomuser3476
    @randomuser3476 4 месяца назад +1

    His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction

  • @lilenro5083
    @lilenro5083 5 месяцев назад +18

    We need this again but with Helmut

    • @richardbarbaros5868
      @richardbarbaros5868 5 месяцев назад +3

      "Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊"
      I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol

    • @sebastianschmidt3869
      @sebastianschmidt3869 5 месяцев назад

      @@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!

  • @Tank11111
    @Tank11111 5 месяцев назад +2

    Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.

  • @SamRK-1000
    @SamRK-1000 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em

  • @nath.owen_
    @nath.owen_ 5 месяцев назад +8

    Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂

  • @MrFredstt
    @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад +2

    So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work

  • @setneubauer3851
    @setneubauer3851 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love these, please make more of these!

  • @CharliCC
    @CharliCC 5 дней назад

    Him:where were you on the evening of March 3rd?
    Me:i dont know

  • @Zerconius
    @Zerconius 4 месяца назад +1

    When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!

  • @Buttadawgy
    @Buttadawgy 5 месяцев назад +21

    I DIDNT DO IT

  • @INTERCEPTOR1728
    @INTERCEPTOR1728 5 месяцев назад +4

    WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤

  • @As8bakwTheSage
    @As8bakwTheSage 4 месяца назад +1

    Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!

  • @Salmson12
    @Salmson12 4 месяца назад +1

    The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious

  • @Emily-te6be
    @Emily-te6be 4 месяца назад +1

    “do you like watches” never worn a watch in my life sir “me too” 🤨

    • @Emily-te6be
      @Emily-te6be 4 месяца назад

      “you ever do martial arts?” sir i was a theatre kid. unless the security guard got zip zap zopped i think i’m in the clear

  • @slak.1954
    @slak.1954 25 дней назад +2

    great video, you remind me of Kevin Magnussen for some reason

  • @unapersona6439
    @unapersona6439 5 месяцев назад

    this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro

  • @NicFiinx
    @NicFiinx 4 месяца назад +1

    This is so good omg

  • @Matthew_Calmert
    @Matthew_Calmert 5 месяцев назад +3

    7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂

  • @aliceinherland2913
    @aliceinherland2913 Месяц назад

    Sorry mate but I’d be lawyering up and even suing after the first minute.. ‘everything’s going to be okay’ - breach of a verbal contract when I’m in jail 😂

  • @CharliCC
    @CharliCC 5 дней назад

    *him talking about the witnesses*
    Me:where did he get that tie?

  • @venommomentum1162
    @venommomentum1162 5 месяцев назад +2

    I feel like I've literally done something wrong.

  • @colemclaren258
    @colemclaren258 4 месяца назад +1

    you sound like Maj. Winters from Band of Brothers, Keep it up man.

  • @John-ye5hl
    @John-ye5hl 5 месяцев назад

    Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr

  • @deadeyes5271
    @deadeyes5271 5 месяцев назад +3

    Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 3 месяца назад +3

    1/10 for realism, didn't handcuff me to the table and beat out a confession

    • @MicahBell-rc6qx
      @MicahBell-rc6qx 3 месяца назад +3

      I don’t judge, everyone has their kinks man.

  • @maeveszy
    @maeveszy 4 месяца назад

    You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.

  • @NotAgenanv
    @NotAgenanv 3 месяца назад +1

    Better call Saul!

  • @robbyr6520
    @robbyr6520 3 месяца назад +1

    When you asked "What were you watching?" I jokingly said to myself "Porn"
    Turns out I wasn't that far off lol

  • @fostersstubbyasmr9557
    @fostersstubbyasmr9557 4 месяца назад +1

    I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans

  • @megladongv3861
    @megladongv3861 4 месяца назад

    This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video

    • @megladongv3861
      @megladongv3861 4 месяца назад

      Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made

  • @Folklovermore13
    @Folklovermore13 5 месяцев назад +4

    Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад

      It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂

  • @thegamr5993
    @thegamr5993 5 месяцев назад

    YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)

  • @nightcorecoach3204
    @nightcorecoach3204 5 месяцев назад +5

    nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd

  • @ToughVillain
    @ToughVillain 5 месяцев назад +3

    Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out

  • @Tirana-qg1ft
    @Tirana-qg1ft 5 месяцев назад +1

    Top notch

  • @jhongreg1642
    @jhongreg1642 4 месяца назад

    Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂

  • @letsgogaming8229
    @letsgogaming8229 5 месяцев назад

    Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD

  • @neckking3
    @neckking3 5 месяцев назад +3

    Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*

  • @slimesoda3956
    @slimesoda3956 3 месяца назад

    law by mike has taught me for this very moment

  • @Leizanpaahdin
    @Leizanpaahdin 4 месяца назад

    Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers

  • @uiscepreston
    @uiscepreston 5 месяцев назад +1

    Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.

  • @angelbubbless.
    @angelbubbless. 5 месяцев назад +1

    yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭

  • @brandonamthor
    @brandonamthor 4 месяца назад

    I gotta say, i honestly think you are one of the best asmrists on this platform brotha!

    • @brandonamthor
      @brandonamthor 4 месяца назад

      We totally need an Articulate Design collab

  • @ronanwellecomme7176
    @ronanwellecomme7176 4 месяца назад

    They snatched me for a illegal game of Tatooine21

  • @zombsterr
    @zombsterr 2 месяца назад

    All my pirated cd mixes got to me 😭

  • @ralphisxamida8533
    @ralphisxamida8533 5 месяцев назад +1

    Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 месяца назад

      Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview

  • @neck2032
    @neck2032 5 месяцев назад

    Half of the people "i invoke the 5th"

  • @Phoebe.WitchingStar
    @Phoebe.WitchingStar 4 месяца назад

    I don’t know why but he kind of reminds me of my year 6 teacher 😭😭

  • @regorn11
    @regorn11 5 месяцев назад

    I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D

  • @DeaconWallace
    @DeaconWallace 4 месяца назад

    We neeeeeeeeeeed a pt 2

  • @therainbowfragments
    @therainbowfragments 5 месяцев назад +1

    I want my lawyer an yeah ill take the water

  • @DewskyDillshineMoonpickle
    @DewskyDillshineMoonpickle 5 месяцев назад +1

    So I'm guilty?

  • @Void_The_Necromancer
    @Void_The_Necromancer 4 месяца назад

    When the group chat gets leaked
    (Or the private discord)

  • @dorothydedmonVato
    @dorothydedmonVato 5 месяцев назад

    Only time I play Black Jack Is with them a group of family and friends and we just play for fun

  • @mighty298bee
    @mighty298bee 5 месяцев назад +1

    It wasnt me, it was the one armed man

  • @shock-raid2000
    @shock-raid2000 4 месяца назад

    The entire video I was nervous and felt like I did something but I didn't remember what

  • @sadness8924
    @sadness8924 4 месяца назад

    look, I rather take the jail time then let anyone see my search history lol

  • @turtlederp7410
    @turtlederp7410 5 месяцев назад +4

    Did anyone else catch he spelt Johnson without the n? 2:36

  • @BradsPitts.
    @BradsPitts. 5 месяцев назад

    For some reason the thumbnail makes it look like you have really long arms and I’m here for it

  • @NoNo-xt8ku
    @NoNo-xt8ku 3 месяца назад

    This aged really well after the Joker video you did

  • @lepusrex3880
    @lepusrex3880 4 месяца назад

    Let's be real. This is not the first Walmart I've been arrested at, and it won't be the last.

  • @abbykay4439
    @abbykay4439 26 дней назад

    I was with my mother that week

  • @manadoesstuff483
    @manadoesstuff483 4 месяца назад

    Part 2 with the lawyer comming up?

  • @CallMeChemical07
    @CallMeChemical07 5 месяцев назад

    Part 2??!?🙏🙏📈