Someone actually wrote this dialogue in Dragon Age: Veilguard

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @venkugin8154
    @venkugin8154 Месяц назад +1741

    -Are you... Blushing?
    -Yeah sorry. It happens everytime I feel immense cringe

    • @iamcolourblind10
      @iamcolourblind10 Месяц назад +6

      Same☠️

    • @engagex1
      @engagex1 Месяц назад +25

      - no it's a rash, I'm allergic to cringe dialogues

    • @thefairybug40
      @thefairybug40 Месяц назад +6

      It's actually a rash. I'm allergic to cringe.

    • @ConQworks
      @ConQworks Месяц назад +3

      thats a better dialogue. You should write for them.

    • @justinnorman8517
      @justinnorman8517 14 дней назад

      @@engagex1raash

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 Месяц назад +2783

    Romance scenes written by an entire team of people who all have no points in charisma. 🤣

    • @mnk9073
      @mnk9073 Месяц назад +167

      At least we can rest easily knowing that they will never breed.

    • @LimeHax
      @LimeHax Месяц назад +75

      @@mnk9073 Nature always wins in the end

    • @vbgfrnc
      @vbgfrnc Месяц назад +13

      ...but thats how they do it in marvel moviesss

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant Месяц назад +4

      reminds me of Fallout Frontier

    • @hxppythxughts7149
      @hxppythxughts7149 Месяц назад +47

      No charisma and no intelligence to be exact

  • @non-applicable3548
    @non-applicable3548 Месяц назад +827

    I love how everyone's main character is a clown

    • @NRSGuardian
      @NRSGuardian Месяц назад +156

      If the game is going to have your character behave like a clown you might as well look the part.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 Месяц назад +1

      With a pancake ass

    • @zacharycayer3234
      @zacharycayer3234 Месяц назад +19

      Yes but where's the top surgery!?!!

    • @malaimaren10
      @malaimaren10 Месяц назад +51

      @@zacharycayer3234 the top surgery is on his head lol

    • @mrpuss2519
      @mrpuss2519 Месяц назад +17

      and this game is a circus.

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Месяц назад +1994

    This is what happens when ChatGPT meets bad tumblr fanfiction.

    • @infiniteflash4236
      @infiniteflash4236 Месяц назад +107

      chatGPT would have better writing

    • @LyllianaofMirrah
      @LyllianaofMirrah Месяц назад +59

      Chatgpt would perform better than millenial writing

    • @bigzhopel1608
      @bigzhopel1608 Месяц назад +21

      It's like chatgpt2 but all the data for machine learning was delibarately collected from fanfiction written by 12-14 yo girls

    • @眼鏡をかけた野うさぎ
      @眼鏡をかけた野うさぎ Месяц назад +12

      ChatGPT will do better

    • @yutingsooi5691
      @yutingsooi5691 Месяц назад +21

      Saying this line is written by ChatGPT is an insult to ChatGPT 😂
      I've seen AI producing better essay writing than this nonsense 🤣

  • @redencarnacion
    @redencarnacion Месяц назад +888

    It’s like I’m watching 2 grade schoolers have crushes for the first time.

    • @emperor.of.west21
      @emperor.of.west21 Месяц назад +4

      😂

    • @HelloOnepiece
      @HelloOnepiece Месяц назад +24

      You underestimate first graders

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 Месяц назад +14

      Pretty sure they hired the worst Wattpad fanfic writers they could find lol

  • @LowKeyJaded
    @LowKeyJaded Месяц назад +1482

    The dialogue is so weird and uncanny. Like these people have never had conversations with other people.

    • @chuckchan4127
      @chuckchan4127 Месяц назад +48

      You're spot on, lmao

    • @williamfranklin860
      @williamfranklin860 Месяц назад

      Well, they are soulless subhuman meatpuppet NPC alien-demons, so...

    • @vbgfrnc
      @vbgfrnc Месяц назад +1

      Bet

    • @TheUnmournedLat
      @TheUnmournedLat Месяц назад +40

      Almost as if they have a panic attack whenever the phone rings or they have to speak to someone in public

    • @durakeno5575
      @durakeno5575 Месяц назад +65

      I’m a bottom of the barrel fanfiction reader that consumes anything that looks mildly interesting… and this is the type of dialogue that turns me away the most. This hihi-huhu-imshy-sensitive-character-types kinda dialogue is a big red flag.

  • @Flesh_Wizard
    @Flesh_Wizard Месяц назад +729

    "I just moved rocks, with my FREAKIN MIND!!!"

    • @LordRambo
      @LordRambo Месяц назад +26

      Hella YAAAASSSSS

    • @warren2336
      @warren2336 Месяц назад +12

      I wonder how many times she says "cuff."

    • @iminyourwallz420
      @iminyourwallz420 Месяц назад +12

      *ABSOLUTE CINEMA*

    • @Jay34k
      @Jay34k Месяц назад +25

      Forgotten. I mean, forspoken

    • @GreywardenRimu
      @GreywardenRimu Месяц назад +11

      Yas Queen! Slaaaaaaaay

  • @nyanchat2657
    @nyanchat2657 Месяц назад +397

    people say it's chatGPT dialogue but it's probably just writers who can't order a drink without hyperventilating

    • @jasonquigley2633
      @jasonquigley2633 Месяц назад +37

      I've used AI to write flirty romantic dialogues.
      If they wrote something like this, I'd assume it malfunctioning.

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад +8

      Veilguard dialog is so bad it's not even close to what AI makes.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Месяц назад +11

      Nahhhhh I can get an uncensored AI text generator write a s*x story without problem, this is just pure distilled fear of top management and creatives cruising through the veins of the writers

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Месяц назад

      All I know is I would've stuck a gun in my mouth if I had to read this in a recording booth.

  • @ghostcat9588
    @ghostcat9588 Месяц назад +629

    Dragon Age: Brainrot

    • @AVM26
      @AVM26 Месяц назад +8

      More like Brain Rot: The Brainrot.

    • @tomn.9987
      @tomn.9987 Месяц назад +14

      Nah, brainrot is at least funny to the younger generation. This is Cringe Age The Embarrasement.

    • @GG-ee5hm
      @GG-ee5hm Месяц назад +5

      Brainrot has to be funny, they can't even do brainrot

  • @wrmusic8736
    @wrmusic8736 Месяц назад +566

    I really want to see people who wrote this game call anybody "incel"

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 Месяц назад +61

      Oh, they will.

    • @zmx-jayy
      @zmx-jayy Месяц назад +24

      Maybe incels are correct about this gayme

    • @stuarteaston1629
      @stuarteaston1629 Месяц назад +25

      You know for a fact that's what they spend all their time doing on social media.

    • @antoinegezod
      @antoinegezod Месяц назад

      people who wrote this game are either women or a man in polycuckory relationship so yeah, they have sex one way or another

    • @cristianhurtadocabezas208
      @cristianhurtadocabezas208 Месяц назад

      Why?

  • @thegarbageman8713
    @thegarbageman8713 Месяц назад +445

    Dragon Age: GPT
    I refuse to believe REAL PEOPLE wrote this dialogue

    • @Au_Ra804
      @Au_Ra804 Месяц назад +61

      I kid you not, as someone who uses chatgpt for writing occasionally, it's leagues above Veilguard's garbage writing. Chatgpt actually manages to form a cohesive dialogue, that (if given the right context) can actually adept the manner of speech (like avoiding modern style dialogue in a medieval setting).
      I'm like 99% sure Veilguard's dialogues would have been a thousand times better, had they used A.I.

    • @adity-m2g
      @adity-m2g Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Au_Ra804Yeah someone people have made movie scripts with proper commands which is way better than whatever this Veilguard writing is

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 Месяц назад +10

      They're real people, but they're high on HRT and clout chasing on Xitter.

    • @rndmvar
      @rndmvar Месяц назад +3

      @@Au_Ra804 That's the current iteration of ChatGPT. This slop was written at a time when ChatGPT was more... primitive.

    • @kailianglf2
      @kailianglf2 Месяц назад +2

      @@lobstrosity7163 I kid you not, there's 1.4 billion people who pronounce "x" as "sh".
      kudos.

  • @myrillionissilly
    @myrillionissilly Месяц назад +1134

    I can't believe we went from Baldur's Gate to this shit.

    • @jameszanker8423
      @jameszanker8423 Месяц назад +197

      I can't believe we went from DA:O to this shit!

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Месяц назад +91

      The original Bioware team is long lost, since Mass Effect 2 or 3.

    • @sun_ada
      @sun_ada Месяц назад +4

      @@TrollMalefico1984 lol, its pretty obv you played neither

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Месяц назад +75

      @@sun_ada Your assumptions are like toilet paper. Easily made and quickly dismissed, along with what's attached on them.

    • @enjoymentwithbestofmoviefi9616
      @enjoymentwithbestofmoviefi9616 Месяц назад +9

      @@TrollMalefico1984 sorry man this sounds like dragon age dialog

  • @HPCAT88
    @HPCAT88 Месяц назад +172

    You can just feel the bluehairedness radiating off this dialogue

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад

      Written by femcels.

  • @LongClawzHidden
    @LongClawzHidden Месяц назад +251

    Why does this feel like dialogue from a children's learning show? It's so... I don't even know how to describe it. It's supposed to be targeted towards young adults... right? Late teens? It feels like a show meant to teach kids how to read feelings lmfao.

    • @NaK-R
      @NaK-R Месяц назад +38

      2024 dialogue. Almost everything is written like that nowadays. Thanks Marvel

    • @zakolascage5808
      @zakolascage5808 Месяц назад +5

      @@NaK-Rmarvel 😂
      Just go deeper bud - the truth is a lot scarier

    • @StageWatcher
      @StageWatcher Месяц назад +13

      1st grade reeducation. The worldview being pushed is so fundamentally different from the norm that they feel the need to start from the ground up.

    • @mac19999x
      @mac19999x Месяц назад +10

      hr was in the room when the dialogs where written

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад +6

      The game has an ESRB rating of M--Mature. That's 17+. Why is it written for grade schoolers?

  • @chezzums2801
    @chezzums2801 Месяц назад +372

    Is it me or does harding look like fiona from shrek? lol

    • @KitsuneShapeShifter
      @KitsuneShapeShifter Месяц назад +38

      Ogre version

    • @iminyourwallz420
      @iminyourwallz420 Месяц назад +54

      As if her human form and ogre form did the fussion dance, but one of them put her hand in the wrong position

    • @BelieveIt1051
      @BelieveIt1051 Месяц назад +7

      And Neve looks like Donkey.

    • @derhauptmann2359
      @derhauptmann2359 Месяц назад +14

      Everyone looks like a shrek character...
      Skillup also said that in his review and someone pointed out that his Rook looked like the human form Shrek and now I can't unsee the shrekness of it all...
      Edit: improved thanks to @deleteitrn2290

    • @Wakame75
      @Wakame75 Месяц назад +12

      @@iminyourwallz420That is terrifyingly accurate.

  • @fishyperil2153
    @fishyperil2153 Месяц назад +61

    the way the protagonist looks is absolutely top notch 🤌

  • @iminyourwallz420
    @iminyourwallz420 Месяц назад +153

    I can smell what the writting team smells like just from this 💀

    • @AVM26
      @AVM26 Месяц назад

      The smell of unshaved armpits dyed bright pink or green.

    • @zmx-jayy
      @zmx-jayy Месяц назад +1

      It is called sensory delusion

    • @TavasM
      @TavasM Месяц назад +1

      ​@@zmx-jayythx, didnt knew that

    • @Bopha.11
      @Bopha.11 Месяц назад

      ​@@zmx-jayyIt's called stinky radicals

    • @Mantovani_69
      @Mantovani_69 Месяц назад +2

      "Nice opinion, one small issue...
      I can smell you from the walls"
      - iminsideyourwallz420

  • @ryuzakikazeshini4012
    @ryuzakikazeshini4012 Месяц назад +200

    Discord mods/Redditors be like

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi Месяц назад +57

    I'm still amazed they managed to get the writers from Peppa Pig to do this game. Good to see Bioware bringing the big guns once again.

    • @Perfidion
      @Perfidion Месяц назад

      Peppa Pig has depth, character development and an evolving narrative. Failhard has non-binary toddlers throwing their toys out of the pram, Pixar character models, and dialogue exchanges that makes you want to hurt yourself and others. It's like the rejected material from an adolescent writing workshop. How anyone could read this stuff and not immediately say, "Christ, it's terrible. Delete it and start again.", is a conundrum for the ages. These people should have been locked in a room and forced to play through the entirety of DA:Origins to see how realistic dialogue and casual banter actually function.

    • @snuscaboose1942
      @snuscaboose1942 Месяц назад +12

      The Peppa Pig writers would have done fantastic job compared to this steaming pile.

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 Месяц назад +7

      Don't besmirch Peppa Pig like that. They've got some really funny, adult in-jokes in that show.

  • @hugofreitas6799
    @hugofreitas6799 Месяц назад +72

    Why no one talks about the MC doing the Buzz Lightyear pose every fucking scene?

  • @OBonkers_Stockpickles
    @OBonkers_Stockpickles Месяц назад +34

    0:50 breaks the 4th wall like tf is this

  • @fatmrbunko
    @fatmrbunko Месяц назад +101

    How is it her non romance with the inquisitor that she meets for 15 seconds per area so much more endearing than this😢

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 Месяц назад +55

    Written by a team of social anxiety weirdos

    • @nichoudha
      @nichoudha Месяц назад +3

      I don't think these people ever actually dealt with adversity, tbh.

    • @GreenLeafUponTheSky
      @GreenLeafUponTheSky Месяц назад +8

      Hey don’t make fun of us

    • @dorondavid4698
      @dorondavid4698 Месяц назад +2

      @@GreenLeafUponTheSky lol

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 Месяц назад +52

    I'd bet money they never got a competent editor to critique their writing because "All art is subjective so you cant tell me its bad, thats just your opinion." Or something to that effect.

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад +4

      You are not allowed to criticize a game that has transformers in it.

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier Месяц назад +1

      @@kronksstronkstonks6360 toxic positivity

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier Месяц назад

      @@trucid2 Yeah even though they fuck themselves over constantly in real life. Well the 41 percent that aren't clocking out anyway.

  • @luizmarinho6138
    @luizmarinho6138 Месяц назад +69

    The more I watch these videos, the more I feel like playing Baldur's Gate 3.

    • @hagron5702
      @hagron5702 Месяц назад +14

      I'm re-playing DAO after many years. What a gem.

    • @brendenstyre4784
      @brendenstyre4784 Месяц назад

      @@hagron5702same

    • @jcsinca3387
      @jcsinca3387 Месяц назад

      BG3 sucked and the characters are just as shallow, childish and vaginal as DAV but the mechanics, mapping and gameplay in BG 3 suck twice as much.

    • @StBrodes
      @StBrodes Месяц назад +5

      ​@@hagron5702Same. It's crazy how a game from 15 YEARS AGO did a better job with creating realistic faces.

    • @lese5052
      @lese5052 Месяц назад +3

      watching these actually made buy Bg3, you should follow my lead

  • @Lunarcheese72
    @Lunarcheese72 Месяц назад +12

    The character you've created here is truly a horrific monstrosity amongst mutants. It's nightmarish visage will be a bedtime cautionary tale for children the world over, and it will haunt my every waking moment for weeks to come.
    Good job!

  • @usgpillarofark3980
    @usgpillarofark3980 Месяц назад +20

    Disney Age: The cringeguard

  • @Andy-su5wg
    @Andy-su5wg Месяц назад +239

    WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS GAME!?

    • @redencarnacion
      @redencarnacion Месяц назад +108

      It’s an M-rated dark fantasy with violent and mature themes, yet somehow everyone talks like they’re in Dora the Explorer.

    • @TheAdududu
      @TheAdududu Месяц назад

      Gendermancers of course

    • @Crusader-m8y
      @Crusader-m8y Месяц назад +99

      A dude pretending to be a woman.

    • @thechugg4372
      @thechugg4372 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@redencarnacioni had to check and goddamn this Pixar/Disney cartoon game is actually M rated for some reason...

    • @redencarnacion
      @redencarnacion Месяц назад +25

      @@thechugg4372 A Pixar film has better writing and performances than this.

  • @NaK-R
    @NaK-R Месяц назад +52

    The dialogue is bad but the VA is not that far behind.

    • @exquisitecanineaficionado
      @exquisitecanineaficionado Месяц назад

      imagine having to articulate this atrocious script with your own voice and not dying from cringe afterwards, even if it pays and it's your job... uncloggin a dirty toilet seems less dirty than this

    • @nicolask5229
      @nicolask5229 Месяц назад

      rook voice actor is so bad, i heard he had two possibles voices

    • @cara8302
      @cara8302 Месяц назад +1

      @@nicolask5229 The British male voice is EONS better. The VA for the American voice sounds like his last job was doing voice acting for a cartoon movie you could find in the discount bin an old video store. It's so so bad

  • @supertajnykanałł
    @supertajnykanałł Месяц назад +18

    Writers never spoke to another human being before I swear... NOBODY talks like that 😂😂

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад

      They do in anime!

  • @UneBouteilleDeGingerBeer
    @UneBouteilleDeGingerBeer Месяц назад +15

    The fact that even Fallout 4 romances are written better 💀

  • @wiseguy240Winston
    @wiseguy240Winston Месяц назад +16

    It's like 2 middle school kids with their 1st crush 😂

  • @ashjin9000
    @ashjin9000 Месяц назад +27

    "What the hell is even that?" fits perfect here

  • @TheRealDoggoCEO
    @TheRealDoggoCEO Месяц назад +35

    "What? Tell the rock what to-"
    *IF YA SMEEEEEEELLLLL* 🗣🗣🗣

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 Месяц назад

      I think-
      The Rock: It doesn’t MATTER what you think!!

  • @Realsupergingerman
    @Realsupergingerman Месяц назад +25

    Fanfiction + ChatGPT

  • @romeorogers9314
    @romeorogers9314 Месяц назад +8

    I still can't believe millions are spent on this shit.

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 Месяц назад +6

    Remember, according to IGN, this is 9/10 levels of dialogue

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 Месяц назад

      IGN has been bought off by most big developers, they are little more than shills at this point.

  • @CertifiedFanficLover
    @CertifiedFanficLover Месяц назад +14

    "Your hair is so bright in the sunlight"
    I felt myself become dryer than the Sahara desert just by listening to how the voice actor said that.

    • @visnoga5054
      @visnoga5054 Месяц назад

      "WTF am I doing oh well gotta pay the bills".

  • @friedrichjunzt
    @friedrichjunzt Месяц назад +13

    To be fair - If I wrote some romance dialogs, they would sound the same. However, I am not working on a AAA $200mn effing videogame.

  • @SirGlacius1
    @SirGlacius1 Месяц назад +26

    To have the money but not the talent nor passion:

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Месяц назад +16

    Harding: Tell the rock what to do?
    Rock: Ain’t nobody tell the Rock what to do!

  • @Facemob1941
    @Facemob1941 Месяц назад +2

    The main character absolutely sums up the game perfectly.

  • @Reoddadai
    @Reoddadai Месяц назад +4

    Imagine paying 60 Dollar, to watch Dialogs Like this unfold. Man I would hate my decision.

  • @alessandroponte1270
    @alessandroponte1270 Месяц назад +18

    People who wrote this must have lived in a cave without any human interaction until the moment they got hired

  • @Crusader-m8y
    @Crusader-m8y Месяц назад +12

    Did she just move the rocks with her mind? *gasp* Forspoken

  • @OriginalDungeonSynthComp-ex8dc
    @OriginalDungeonSynthComp-ex8dc Месяц назад +45

    It’s as though the dialogue is written by AI trying to emulate human connection.

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 Месяц назад +8

      Nah, AI is not as bad until it gets repetitive.

    • @Zappina
      @Zappina Месяц назад +3

      "Your hair looks like lavender and smells like strawberries."

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ZappinaI always drop a like for an unexpected DBZA reference.

    • @JRyan56
      @JRyan56 Месяц назад

      Basically autists.

    • @karumina
      @karumina Месяц назад +1

      True, I once attempted to make AI write a missing scene from my fic and it was so cringe I went back and wrote it myself because I got unblocked from laugh XD

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike Месяц назад +3

    Man, I thought there was just one bad dialogue scene. Then another one popped up, then another, then another... It really is like that throughout the game, then.

  • @abovewater6918
    @abovewater6918 Месяц назад +5

    I was more entertained by watching Ryback each chips in the corner of the screen, than this whole scene

  • @jeffvincent6690
    @jeffvincent6690 Месяц назад +7

    That looks NOTHING like Harding.

  • @KozimoCondottiere
    @KozimoCondottiere Месяц назад +7

    0:57 The funny thing is, if the writer got the exact same compliment from the ugly guy at work, she would immediately report him to HR

  • @S-treme
    @S-treme Месяц назад +18

    I feel sorry for voice actor be only relember for voice this thing.

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 Месяц назад +10

      What you wrote barely qualifies as English or even communication, but is still better and more enthralling than what's in this Multi-million dollar AAA game.

    • @LINKchris87
      @LINKchris87 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Lunarcheese72That was so mean and still so true from you 😂

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow Месяц назад +2

      I relember them do voice in other thing and cringe.

  • @ouroboros6125
    @ouroboros6125 Месяц назад +6

    I'm an amateur writer and seeing stuff like this gives me hope. If the bar is set this low apparently anyone can make it.

  • @Mycrosss
    @Mycrosss Месяц назад +32

    Ah yes, romance written by parasocial sociopaths who have no idea what love is and will never understand it. Obviously its going to be great and not a disaster 😂

  • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
    @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS Месяц назад +4

    this is like those texts you see on reddit fails when someone messages the girl they like but pretend they sent it to someone else. 'oh shes so hot... oh no i sent it to you! it was meant for my friend scrotebeard.... oh shucks... you prob hate me now m'lady'

  • @stefanpereira9367
    @stefanpereira9367 Месяц назад +5

    "Lets not talk about it." Dragon Age Veilguard dialogue in a nutshell

  • @Amac1218
    @Amac1218 Месяц назад +17

    Did a class of 12 year old girls write the dialogue for this game?

    • @trucid2
      @trucid2 Месяц назад +1

      Yes. That's their mental age, anyway.

  • @LordRambo
    @LordRambo Месяц назад +3

    From the studio that brought you Mass Effect Andromeda

  • @zkeletonz001
    @zkeletonz001 Месяц назад +12

    So there's bending in Dragon Age now.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад

      Dude,this isn't new at all, in fact i may argue that the whole woke wave in videogames has started in Mass Effect 1...
      I still remember Laura Ingram piece about ME back then...

    • @zkeletonz001
      @zkeletonz001 Месяц назад +1

      @@efxnews4776 I was just referring to how this is an awful lot like something out of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 Месяц назад +2

    It's like the writers never interacted with real people before.

  • @mcst6969
    @mcst6969 Месяц назад +10

    Absolutely feels like a dragon age game, it's truly "return to form"!

    • @The_Noticer.
      @The_Noticer. Месяц назад +6

      totally not a coordinated campaign, seeing them all use the same phrase

    • @visnoga5054
      @visnoga5054 Месяц назад +2

      The hair physics is to die for.

  • @Zaphitos
    @Zaphitos Месяц назад +13

    Ok guys, for those who are interested: here is the dialogue written by chatgpt for comparison.
    User's Request:
    Please write me a dialogue between a male and a female dwarf in the world of "Dragon Age". The female dwarf (Harding) is currently trying to move rocks with her magic but keeps failing. The male dwarf (Rook) joins her and encourages her. He gives her a valuable tip, which finally allows her to move the rocks.
    She is overjoyed and grateful. Rook, who has long had a soft spot for Harding, takes this opportunity to flirt with her. Harding reacts positively to his advance.
    Output by chatGPT:
    [Scene: Harding stands in a rocky terrain, trying to move a large boulder with magic. Despite multiple attempts, the boulder remains unmoved.]
    Harding (slightly exhausted): "Come on... just shift a little to the side!"
    [Rook approaches and watches her for a moment.]
    Rook (in a friendly tone): "Need some help there, or are you just enjoying the fresh air?"
    Harding (turns around surprised): "Oh, Rook! I didn't notice you were there."
    Rook (smiles): "I couldn't help but notice you staring at that rock. Trying to make it dance?"
    Harding (sighs): "Very funny. I'm trying to move it with magic, but it's just not working."
    Rook: "Maybe you're focusing too much on the rock itself and not on the energy around it."
    Harding (curious): "What do you mean?"
    Rook: "Imagine magic as a river. Instead of swimming against the current, let it carry you. Connect with your surroundings, feel the rhythm of the earth."
    Harding (thoughtful): "So, not with force but with harmony?"
    Rook (nods): "Exactly. Try again, but this time, take a deep breath and feel the connection."
    [Harding closes her eyes, takes a deep breath in and out. She raises her hands, and a gentle glow surrounds her. Suddenly, the boulder begins to vibrate and slowly moves aside.]
    Harding (overjoyed): "I did it! It moved!"
    Rook (grinning): "I knew you could do it. You just needed a little nudge in the right direction."
    Harding (beams at him): "Thank you, Rook. Without your advice, I'd have been standing here for hours."
    Rook (with a mischievous look): "Well, I'm always happy to help a lovely dwarf in need."
    Harding (laughs softly): "You sure know how to give a compliment."
    Rook: "Perhaps we could celebrate this success? I know a tavern with the best ale in town."
    Harding (smiles): "That sounds tempting. An evening with good company is exactly what I need now."
    Rook (offers her his arm): "Then let's not waste any time."
    [She links her arm with his, and together they make their way back to the city as the sun sets behind the mountains.]

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад +3

      Ok, im interested, keep cooking....

    • @cara8302
      @cara8302 Месяц назад +1

      LMAO

    • @aronsurakh1747
      @aronsurakh1747 Месяц назад

      did the ai just tell you how magic works

  • @incurableromantic4006
    @incurableromantic4006 Месяц назад +2

    Dialogue written by people who have never had a face to face interaction with another human being.

  • @ggandei
    @ggandei Месяц назад +3

    Thing is, I know people who speak like this. They are the sort of people who watch sitcoms and reality shows all day everyday.

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw Месяц назад +3

    I can roleplay a better imaginary romance story in my shower than the Veilguard team can write one.

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 Месяц назад +3

    My face feels tired from laughter.

  • @gbabyxqtr
    @gbabyxqtr Месяц назад +6

    Twitter writers

  • @synkraut9633
    @synkraut9633 Месяц назад +3

    In German we have the word „fremdschämen“. Do you have an equivalent? It’s being ashamed on behalf of someone else like a really, really bad street musician that makes you blush, gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hide

    • @dr.bathsalts9314
      @dr.bathsalts9314 Месяц назад +1

      I usually call it second hand embarrassment

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад

      ​@@dr.bathsalts9314😅 we have a saying like this in portuguese too, it called "vergonha alheia"

    • @zeikers
      @zeikers Месяц назад +1

      It’s called “cringe”

  • @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514
    @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514 Месяц назад +2

    Not even modders can fix this trainwreck...

  • @leqeque7383
    @leqeque7383 Месяц назад +13

    I am embarrassed just by watching this. This is beyond corny

  • @venkugin8154
    @venkugin8154 Месяц назад +28

    Hot fix:
    -Maybe... If you used words?
    -What? Tell the rock what do?
    (❤) -Sure. It certainly moved my rock already "Wink"

    • @zeldabaum2663
      @zeldabaum2663 Месяц назад +11

      Ngl would have made this scene so much more entertaining

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 Месяц назад +9

      "Show me how you make my rock rise"

    • @kyka1542
      @kyka1542 Месяц назад +4

      "I just moved shit wit my mind"

  • @someperson1829
    @someperson1829 Месяц назад +9

    Didn't play the game and not planning to. But watching all these videos makes me want to replay the Witcher 3 for the 101st time. The absolute masterpiece of a game, especially in the terms of writing vs *this* ... Sheesh.

    • @The_Noticer.
      @The_Noticer. Месяц назад

      Satisfactory is my jam atm, but im also replaying stuff mostly.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад

      I look at this then i remember Aurore flirting with V in Phantom Liberty...

  • @mag1ckanlivechannel
    @mag1ckanlivechannel Месяц назад +1

    Man, those characters sure look like a good time for a dnd warlock

  • @kevinsims2876
    @kevinsims2876 Месяц назад +5

    "From the creators of VELMA™️" ....i think👀

  • @charliebott2498
    @charliebott2498 Месяц назад +1

    Mad that Elden Ring has probably a fraction of the dialogue Veilguard has, yet the quality shines

  • @RhysTurner-hr6yg
    @RhysTurner-hr6yg Месяц назад +1

    Visual Artists "Hey, how many freckles should we give Harding?" . Director "All of them.."

  • @brandoncaldwell4035
    @brandoncaldwell4035 Месяц назад +3

    So not only do we have dialogue that seems to be written by people who have never talked to another living human person but we are throwing out established lore.

  • @Kumire_921
    @Kumire_921 Месяц назад +6

    I lost 13 brain cells watching this

  • @ifckdyomama
    @ifckdyomama Месяц назад +5

    “your hair is so bright in the sunlight” 😂 Wow that is so cringe I had to pause and take a few minutes. Not just the words but the delivery, it’s Ted Bundy like. Is this how they think real people talk?

  • @tiozon2
    @tiozon2 28 дней назад +1

    I wish the "Bruh" sound effects were actually in the game, would have been way better

  • @lunefairy1330
    @lunefairy1330 Месяц назад +1

    i just can't believe they released this.

  • @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18
    @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18 Месяц назад +2

    dragon age failguard

  • @muhammadyusril6517
    @muhammadyusril6517 Месяц назад +2

    0:56 i can't believe it... this person will saves the north of thedas...
    If elf gods was defeated by this guy, it's enough to make me... i-i-i don't know bro... i don't know....

  • @vegaliscious5857
    @vegaliscious5857 Месяц назад +5

    This whole game feels like woke college students flirting with each other all the time.

    • @12feettall6
      @12feettall6 Месяц назад

      I swear avery anime is just like this 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @usgpillarofark3980
    @usgpillarofark3980 Месяц назад +2

    We are so not ready for Mass Effect 4. RIP.

    • @capnphuktard5445
      @capnphuktard5445 Месяц назад

      You mean Andromeda?😂

    • @usgpillarofark3980
      @usgpillarofark3980 Месяц назад

      @capnphuktard5445 Androwhat? Lol. No matter how they will call it its the same team as DA that will work on it so...I guess the Reapers tried to saved us from that.

  • @TonBijleveld
    @TonBijleveld Месяц назад +2

    Dragon Age: Sesame Street

  • @TheElizander
    @TheElizander Месяц назад +1

    Half of the reason I beat Inquisition 6 times was just so I could make different characters fall in love with different companions.
    This feels like it was written by some awkward teenager with no experience on romance... or talking to another human being in general.

  • @Mouse_Metal
    @Mouse_Metal 22 дня назад +2

    Straight out of a Tumblr fanfic. 😂😅🤣😆

  • @MikePhalin
    @MikePhalin Месяц назад +1

    This Disney-level delivery and MCU-style writing is so safe. Dragon Age: Hug Box. What else would we expect from a company that hired a professional victim and serial liar as a consultant?.

  • @AaronDrawsAnimations
    @AaronDrawsAnimations 28 дней назад

    That opening line set the whole precedent of the video. XD

  • @michelleuhlinlilja
    @michelleuhlinlilja Месяц назад

    "Your hair is so bright in the sunlight."
    "Thanks I grow it myself" - Chandler Bing

  • @MrEvilside
    @MrEvilside Месяц назад +1

    All those wifi knights..until they met a girl...

  • @blackastranyx6532
    @blackastranyx6532 Месяц назад +4

    Omg i rather listen to people scratching chalkboards than play this game.

  • @DarkEcho119
    @DarkEcho119 Месяц назад +6

    Even Bethesda wrote better romance dialogue - it's not that hard.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад

      Bethesda romances suck so bad...
      By the way, what happened with Bioware?
      We come from "We bang" to whatever is this...

    • @visnoga5054
      @visnoga5054 Месяц назад

      It brings a tear to my eye even to that day. The way that lady talked about that mudcrab she saw the other day.

  • @oktusprime3637
    @oktusprime3637 Месяц назад +1

    WTF have they done to my beautiful Harding? She looks horrendous now.

    • @emoaf8555
      @emoaf8555 Месяц назад +1

      Wdym you could play tic tac toe on her forehead in inquisition

  • @worldOFfans
    @worldOFfans Месяц назад +1

    at this point i think I am a veilguard character

  • @SeriouslyTechStuff
    @SeriouslyTechStuff Месяц назад +2

    Writing check. Rolled a 2

  • @questtech2698
    @questtech2698 Месяц назад

    this sitting almost made me claw my eyes out, while somebody actually spent 20 hours

  • @bantakkor8039
    @bantakkor8039 Месяц назад +1

    At this point it feels like 90% of them player base are RUclipsrs.

  • @kioskthewarlord9590
    @kioskthewarlord9590 Месяц назад +1

    I'm convinced that none of the writers have actually interacted with other human beings
    This dialogue isn't how people flirt, it's a fanfic on how the writers think people flirt

  • @marcelo4303
    @marcelo4303 Месяц назад

    Everybody keeps saying about the dialogs (absolutely right) , BUT what really terrifies to the bones are the characters.