I’m a bottom of the barrel fanfiction reader that consumes anything that looks mildly interesting… and this is the type of dialogue that turns me away the most. This hihi-huhu-imshy-sensitive-character-types kinda dialogue is a big red flag.
Nahhhhh I can get an uncensored AI text generator write a s*x story without problem, this is just pure distilled fear of top management and creatives cruising through the veins of the writers
I kid you not, as someone who uses chatgpt for writing occasionally, it's leagues above Veilguard's garbage writing. Chatgpt actually manages to form a cohesive dialogue, that (if given the right context) can actually adept the manner of speech (like avoiding modern style dialogue in a medieval setting). I'm like 99% sure Veilguard's dialogues would have been a thousand times better, had they used A.I.
Why does this feel like dialogue from a children's learning show? It's so... I don't even know how to describe it. It's supposed to be targeted towards young adults... right? Late teens? It feels like a show meant to teach kids how to read feelings lmfao.
Everyone looks like a shrek character... Skillup also said that in his review and someone pointed out that his Rook looked like the human form Shrek and now I can't unsee the shrekness of it all... Edit: improved thanks to @deleteitrn2290
Peppa Pig has depth, character development and an evolving narrative. Failhard has non-binary toddlers throwing their toys out of the pram, Pixar character models, and dialogue exchanges that makes you want to hurt yourself and others. It's like the rejected material from an adolescent writing workshop. How anyone could read this stuff and not immediately say, "Christ, it's terrible. Delete it and start again.", is a conundrum for the ages. These people should have been locked in a room and forced to play through the entirety of DA:Origins to see how realistic dialogue and casual banter actually function.
I'd bet money they never got a competent editor to critique their writing because "All art is subjective so you cant tell me its bad, thats just your opinion." Or something to that effect.
The character you've created here is truly a horrific monstrosity amongst mutants. It's nightmarish visage will be a bedtime cautionary tale for children the world over, and it will haunt my every waking moment for weeks to come. Good job!
imagine having to articulate this atrocious script with your own voice and not dying from cringe afterwards, even if it pays and it's your job... uncloggin a dirty toilet seems less dirty than this
@@nicolask5229 The British male voice is EONS better. The VA for the American voice sounds like his last job was doing voice acting for a cartoon movie you could find in the discount bin an old video store. It's so so bad
True, I once attempted to make AI write a missing scene from my fic and it was so cringe I went back and wrote it myself because I got unblocked from laugh XD
Man, I thought there was just one bad dialogue scene. Then another one popped up, then another, then another... It really is like that throughout the game, then.
What you wrote barely qualifies as English or even communication, but is still better and more enthralling than what's in this Multi-million dollar AAA game.
Ah yes, romance written by parasocial sociopaths who have no idea what love is and will never understand it. Obviously its going to be great and not a disaster 😂
this is like those texts you see on reddit fails when someone messages the girl they like but pretend they sent it to someone else. 'oh shes so hot... oh no i sent it to you! it was meant for my friend scrotebeard.... oh shucks... you prob hate me now m'lady'
Dude,this isn't new at all, in fact i may argue that the whole woke wave in videogames has started in Mass Effect 1... I still remember Laura Ingram piece about ME back then...
Ok guys, for those who are interested: here is the dialogue written by chatgpt for comparison. User's Request: Please write me a dialogue between a male and a female dwarf in the world of "Dragon Age". The female dwarf (Harding) is currently trying to move rocks with her magic but keeps failing. The male dwarf (Rook) joins her and encourages her. He gives her a valuable tip, which finally allows her to move the rocks. She is overjoyed and grateful. Rook, who has long had a soft spot for Harding, takes this opportunity to flirt with her. Harding reacts positively to his advance. Output by chatGPT: [Scene: Harding stands in a rocky terrain, trying to move a large boulder with magic. Despite multiple attempts, the boulder remains unmoved.] Harding (slightly exhausted): "Come on... just shift a little to the side!" [Rook approaches and watches her for a moment.] Rook (in a friendly tone): "Need some help there, or are you just enjoying the fresh air?" Harding (turns around surprised): "Oh, Rook! I didn't notice you were there." Rook (smiles): "I couldn't help but notice you staring at that rock. Trying to make it dance?" Harding (sighs): "Very funny. I'm trying to move it with magic, but it's just not working." Rook: "Maybe you're focusing too much on the rock itself and not on the energy around it." Harding (curious): "What do you mean?" Rook: "Imagine magic as a river. Instead of swimming against the current, let it carry you. Connect with your surroundings, feel the rhythm of the earth." Harding (thoughtful): "So, not with force but with harmony?" Rook (nods): "Exactly. Try again, but this time, take a deep breath and feel the connection." [Harding closes her eyes, takes a deep breath in and out. She raises her hands, and a gentle glow surrounds her. Suddenly, the boulder begins to vibrate and slowly moves aside.] Harding (overjoyed): "I did it! It moved!" Rook (grinning): "I knew you could do it. You just needed a little nudge in the right direction." Harding (beams at him): "Thank you, Rook. Without your advice, I'd have been standing here for hours." Rook (with a mischievous look): "Well, I'm always happy to help a lovely dwarf in need." Harding (laughs softly): "You sure know how to give a compliment." Rook: "Perhaps we could celebrate this success? I know a tavern with the best ale in town." Harding (smiles): "That sounds tempting. An evening with good company is exactly what I need now." Rook (offers her his arm): "Then let's not waste any time." [She links her arm with his, and together they make their way back to the city as the sun sets behind the mountains.]
In German we have the word „fremdschämen“. Do you have an equivalent? It’s being ashamed on behalf of someone else like a really, really bad street musician that makes you blush, gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hide
Didn't play the game and not planning to. But watching all these videos makes me want to replay the Witcher 3 for the 101st time. The absolute masterpiece of a game, especially in the terms of writing vs *this* ... Sheesh.
So not only do we have dialogue that seems to be written by people who have never talked to another living human person but we are throwing out established lore.
“your hair is so bright in the sunlight” 😂 Wow that is so cringe I had to pause and take a few minutes. Not just the words but the delivery, it’s Ted Bundy like. Is this how they think real people talk?
0:56 i can't believe it... this person will saves the north of thedas... If elf gods was defeated by this guy, it's enough to make me... i-i-i don't know bro... i don't know....
@capnphuktard5445 Androwhat? Lol. No matter how they will call it its the same team as DA that will work on it so...I guess the Reapers tried to saved us from that.
Half of the reason I beat Inquisition 6 times was just so I could make different characters fall in love with different companions. This feels like it was written by some awkward teenager with no experience on romance... or talking to another human being in general.
This Disney-level delivery and MCU-style writing is so safe. Dragon Age: Hug Box. What else would we expect from a company that hired a professional victim and serial liar as a consultant?.
I'm convinced that none of the writers have actually interacted with other human beings This dialogue isn't how people flirt, it's a fanfic on how the writers think people flirt
-Are you... Blushing?
-Yeah sorry. It happens everytime I feel immense cringe
Same☠️
- no it's a rash, I'm allergic to cringe dialogues
It's actually a rash. I'm allergic to cringe.
thats a better dialogue. You should write for them.
@@engagex1raash
Romance scenes written by an entire team of people who all have no points in charisma. 🤣
At least we can rest easily knowing that they will never breed.
@@mnk9073 Nature always wins in the end
...but thats how they do it in marvel moviesss
reminds me of Fallout Frontier
No charisma and no intelligence to be exact
I love how everyone's main character is a clown
If the game is going to have your character behave like a clown you might as well look the part.
With a pancake ass
Yes but where's the top surgery!?!!
@@zacharycayer3234 the top surgery is on his head lol
and this game is a circus.
This is what happens when ChatGPT meets bad tumblr fanfiction.
chatGPT would have better writing
Chatgpt would perform better than millenial writing
It's like chatgpt2 but all the data for machine learning was delibarately collected from fanfiction written by 12-14 yo girls
ChatGPT will do better
Saying this line is written by ChatGPT is an insult to ChatGPT 😂
I've seen AI producing better essay writing than this nonsense 🤣
It’s like I’m watching 2 grade schoolers have crushes for the first time.
😂
You underestimate first graders
Pretty sure they hired the worst Wattpad fanfic writers they could find lol
The dialogue is so weird and uncanny. Like these people have never had conversations with other people.
You're spot on, lmao
Well, they are soulless subhuman meatpuppet NPC alien-demons, so...
Bet
Almost as if they have a panic attack whenever the phone rings or they have to speak to someone in public
I’m a bottom of the barrel fanfiction reader that consumes anything that looks mildly interesting… and this is the type of dialogue that turns me away the most. This hihi-huhu-imshy-sensitive-character-types kinda dialogue is a big red flag.
"I just moved rocks, with my FREAKIN MIND!!!"
Hella YAAAASSSSS
I wonder how many times she says "cuff."
*ABSOLUTE CINEMA*
Forgotten. I mean, forspoken
Yas Queen! Slaaaaaaaay
people say it's chatGPT dialogue but it's probably just writers who can't order a drink without hyperventilating
I've used AI to write flirty romantic dialogues.
If they wrote something like this, I'd assume it malfunctioning.
Veilguard dialog is so bad it's not even close to what AI makes.
Nahhhhh I can get an uncensored AI text generator write a s*x story without problem, this is just pure distilled fear of top management and creatives cruising through the veins of the writers
All I know is I would've stuck a gun in my mouth if I had to read this in a recording booth.
Dragon Age: Brainrot
More like Brain Rot: The Brainrot.
Nah, brainrot is at least funny to the younger generation. This is Cringe Age The Embarrasement.
Brainrot has to be funny, they can't even do brainrot
I really want to see people who wrote this game call anybody "incel"
Oh, they will.
Maybe incels are correct about this gayme
You know for a fact that's what they spend all their time doing on social media.
people who wrote this game are either women or a man in polycuckory relationship so yeah, they have sex one way or another
Why?
Dragon Age: GPT
I refuse to believe REAL PEOPLE wrote this dialogue
I kid you not, as someone who uses chatgpt for writing occasionally, it's leagues above Veilguard's garbage writing. Chatgpt actually manages to form a cohesive dialogue, that (if given the right context) can actually adept the manner of speech (like avoiding modern style dialogue in a medieval setting).
I'm like 99% sure Veilguard's dialogues would have been a thousand times better, had they used A.I.
@@Au_Ra804Yeah someone people have made movie scripts with proper commands which is way better than whatever this Veilguard writing is
They're real people, but they're high on HRT and clout chasing on Xitter.
@@Au_Ra804 That's the current iteration of ChatGPT. This slop was written at a time when ChatGPT was more... primitive.
@@lobstrosity7163 I kid you not, there's 1.4 billion people who pronounce "x" as "sh".
kudos.
I can't believe we went from Baldur's Gate to this shit.
I can't believe we went from DA:O to this shit!
The original Bioware team is long lost, since Mass Effect 2 or 3.
@@TrollMalefico1984 lol, its pretty obv you played neither
@@sun_ada Your assumptions are like toilet paper. Easily made and quickly dismissed, along with what's attached on them.
@@TrollMalefico1984 sorry man this sounds like dragon age dialog
You can just feel the bluehairedness radiating off this dialogue
Written by femcels.
Why does this feel like dialogue from a children's learning show? It's so... I don't even know how to describe it. It's supposed to be targeted towards young adults... right? Late teens? It feels like a show meant to teach kids how to read feelings lmfao.
2024 dialogue. Almost everything is written like that nowadays. Thanks Marvel
@@NaK-Rmarvel 😂
Just go deeper bud - the truth is a lot scarier
1st grade reeducation. The worldview being pushed is so fundamentally different from the norm that they feel the need to start from the ground up.
hr was in the room when the dialogs where written
The game has an ESRB rating of M--Mature. That's 17+. Why is it written for grade schoolers?
Is it me or does harding look like fiona from shrek? lol
Ogre version
As if her human form and ogre form did the fussion dance, but one of them put her hand in the wrong position
And Neve looks like Donkey.
Everyone looks like a shrek character...
Skillup also said that in his review and someone pointed out that his Rook looked like the human form Shrek and now I can't unsee the shrekness of it all...
Edit: improved thanks to @deleteitrn2290
@@iminyourwallz420That is terrifyingly accurate.
the way the protagonist looks is absolutely top notch 🤌
I can smell what the writting team smells like just from this 💀
The smell of unshaved armpits dyed bright pink or green.
It is called sensory delusion
@@zmx-jayythx, didnt knew that
@@zmx-jayyIt's called stinky radicals
"Nice opinion, one small issue...
I can smell you from the walls"
- iminsideyourwallz420
Discord mods/Redditors be like
More true than funny.
I'm still amazed they managed to get the writers from Peppa Pig to do this game. Good to see Bioware bringing the big guns once again.
Peppa Pig has depth, character development and an evolving narrative. Failhard has non-binary toddlers throwing their toys out of the pram, Pixar character models, and dialogue exchanges that makes you want to hurt yourself and others. It's like the rejected material from an adolescent writing workshop. How anyone could read this stuff and not immediately say, "Christ, it's terrible. Delete it and start again.", is a conundrum for the ages. These people should have been locked in a room and forced to play through the entirety of DA:Origins to see how realistic dialogue and casual banter actually function.
The Peppa Pig writers would have done fantastic job compared to this steaming pile.
Don't besmirch Peppa Pig like that. They've got some really funny, adult in-jokes in that show.
Why no one talks about the MC doing the Buzz Lightyear pose every fucking scene?
😂
0:50 breaks the 4th wall like tf is this
How is it her non romance with the inquisitor that she meets for 15 seconds per area so much more endearing than this😢
Written by a team of social anxiety weirdos
I don't think these people ever actually dealt with adversity, tbh.
Hey don’t make fun of us
@@GreenLeafUponTheSky lol
I'd bet money they never got a competent editor to critique their writing because "All art is subjective so you cant tell me its bad, thats just your opinion." Or something to that effect.
You are not allowed to criticize a game that has transformers in it.
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 toxic positivity
@@trucid2 Yeah even though they fuck themselves over constantly in real life. Well the 41 percent that aren't clocking out anyway.
The more I watch these videos, the more I feel like playing Baldur's Gate 3.
I'm re-playing DAO after many years. What a gem.
@@hagron5702same
BG3 sucked and the characters are just as shallow, childish and vaginal as DAV but the mechanics, mapping and gameplay in BG 3 suck twice as much.
@@hagron5702Same. It's crazy how a game from 15 YEARS AGO did a better job with creating realistic faces.
watching these actually made buy Bg3, you should follow my lead
The character you've created here is truly a horrific monstrosity amongst mutants. It's nightmarish visage will be a bedtime cautionary tale for children the world over, and it will haunt my every waking moment for weeks to come.
Good job!
Disney Age: The cringeguard
WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS GAME!?
It’s an M-rated dark fantasy with violent and mature themes, yet somehow everyone talks like they’re in Dora the Explorer.
Gendermancers of course
A dude pretending to be a woman.
@@redencarnacioni had to check and goddamn this Pixar/Disney cartoon game is actually M rated for some reason...
@@thechugg4372 A Pixar film has better writing and performances than this.
The dialogue is bad but the VA is not that far behind.
imagine having to articulate this atrocious script with your own voice and not dying from cringe afterwards, even if it pays and it's your job... uncloggin a dirty toilet seems less dirty than this
rook voice actor is so bad, i heard he had two possibles voices
@@nicolask5229 The British male voice is EONS better. The VA for the American voice sounds like his last job was doing voice acting for a cartoon movie you could find in the discount bin an old video store. It's so so bad
Writers never spoke to another human being before I swear... NOBODY talks like that 😂😂
They do in anime!
The fact that even Fallout 4 romances are written better 💀
It's like 2 middle school kids with their 1st crush 😂
"What the hell is even that?" fits perfect here
"What? Tell the rock what to-"
*IF YA SMEEEEEEELLLLL* 🗣🗣🗣
I think-
The Rock: It doesn’t MATTER what you think!!
Fanfiction + ChatGPT
I still can't believe millions are spent on this shit.
Remember, according to IGN, this is 9/10 levels of dialogue
IGN has been bought off by most big developers, they are little more than shills at this point.
"Your hair is so bright in the sunlight"
I felt myself become dryer than the Sahara desert just by listening to how the voice actor said that.
"WTF am I doing oh well gotta pay the bills".
To be fair - If I wrote some romance dialogs, they would sound the same. However, I am not working on a AAA $200mn effing videogame.
To have the money but not the talent nor passion:
Harding: Tell the rock what to do?
Rock: Ain’t nobody tell the Rock what to do!
The main character absolutely sums up the game perfectly.
Imagine paying 60 Dollar, to watch Dialogs Like this unfold. Man I would hate my decision.
*$70
People who wrote this must have lived in a cave without any human interaction until the moment they got hired
They did it's called modern college
Did she just move the rocks with her mind? *gasp* Forspoken
It’s as though the dialogue is written by AI trying to emulate human connection.
Nah, AI is not as bad until it gets repetitive.
"Your hair looks like lavender and smells like strawberries."
@@ZappinaI always drop a like for an unexpected DBZA reference.
Basically autists.
True, I once attempted to make AI write a missing scene from my fic and it was so cringe I went back and wrote it myself because I got unblocked from laugh XD
Man, I thought there was just one bad dialogue scene. Then another one popped up, then another, then another... It really is like that throughout the game, then.
I was more entertained by watching Ryback each chips in the corner of the screen, than this whole scene
That looks NOTHING like Harding.
0:57 The funny thing is, if the writer got the exact same compliment from the ugly guy at work, she would immediately report him to HR
I feel sorry for voice actor be only relember for voice this thing.
What you wrote barely qualifies as English or even communication, but is still better and more enthralling than what's in this Multi-million dollar AAA game.
@@Lunarcheese72That was so mean and still so true from you 😂
I relember them do voice in other thing and cringe.
I'm an amateur writer and seeing stuff like this gives me hope. If the bar is set this low apparently anyone can make it.
Ah yes, romance written by parasocial sociopaths who have no idea what love is and will never understand it. Obviously its going to be great and not a disaster 😂
😅
this is like those texts you see on reddit fails when someone messages the girl they like but pretend they sent it to someone else. 'oh shes so hot... oh no i sent it to you! it was meant for my friend scrotebeard.... oh shucks... you prob hate me now m'lady'
😅😅😅😅
"Lets not talk about it." Dragon Age Veilguard dialogue in a nutshell
Did a class of 12 year old girls write the dialogue for this game?
Yes. That's their mental age, anyway.
From the studio that brought you Mass Effect Andromeda
So there's bending in Dragon Age now.
Dude,this isn't new at all, in fact i may argue that the whole woke wave in videogames has started in Mass Effect 1...
I still remember Laura Ingram piece about ME back then...
@@efxnews4776 I was just referring to how this is an awful lot like something out of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
It's like the writers never interacted with real people before.
Absolutely feels like a dragon age game, it's truly "return to form"!
totally not a coordinated campaign, seeing them all use the same phrase
The hair physics is to die for.
Ok guys, for those who are interested: here is the dialogue written by chatgpt for comparison.
User's Request:
Please write me a dialogue between a male and a female dwarf in the world of "Dragon Age". The female dwarf (Harding) is currently trying to move rocks with her magic but keeps failing. The male dwarf (Rook) joins her and encourages her. He gives her a valuable tip, which finally allows her to move the rocks.
She is overjoyed and grateful. Rook, who has long had a soft spot for Harding, takes this opportunity to flirt with her. Harding reacts positively to his advance.
Output by chatGPT:
[Scene: Harding stands in a rocky terrain, trying to move a large boulder with magic. Despite multiple attempts, the boulder remains unmoved.]
Harding (slightly exhausted): "Come on... just shift a little to the side!"
[Rook approaches and watches her for a moment.]
Rook (in a friendly tone): "Need some help there, or are you just enjoying the fresh air?"
Harding (turns around surprised): "Oh, Rook! I didn't notice you were there."
Rook (smiles): "I couldn't help but notice you staring at that rock. Trying to make it dance?"
Harding (sighs): "Very funny. I'm trying to move it with magic, but it's just not working."
Rook: "Maybe you're focusing too much on the rock itself and not on the energy around it."
Harding (curious): "What do you mean?"
Rook: "Imagine magic as a river. Instead of swimming against the current, let it carry you. Connect with your surroundings, feel the rhythm of the earth."
Harding (thoughtful): "So, not with force but with harmony?"
Rook (nods): "Exactly. Try again, but this time, take a deep breath and feel the connection."
[Harding closes her eyes, takes a deep breath in and out. She raises her hands, and a gentle glow surrounds her. Suddenly, the boulder begins to vibrate and slowly moves aside.]
Harding (overjoyed): "I did it! It moved!"
Rook (grinning): "I knew you could do it. You just needed a little nudge in the right direction."
Harding (beams at him): "Thank you, Rook. Without your advice, I'd have been standing here for hours."
Rook (with a mischievous look): "Well, I'm always happy to help a lovely dwarf in need."
Harding (laughs softly): "You sure know how to give a compliment."
Rook: "Perhaps we could celebrate this success? I know a tavern with the best ale in town."
Harding (smiles): "That sounds tempting. An evening with good company is exactly what I need now."
Rook (offers her his arm): "Then let's not waste any time."
[She links her arm with his, and together they make their way back to the city as the sun sets behind the mountains.]
Ok, im interested, keep cooking....
LMAO
did the ai just tell you how magic works
Dialogue written by people who have never had a face to face interaction with another human being.
Thing is, I know people who speak like this. They are the sort of people who watch sitcoms and reality shows all day everyday.
I can roleplay a better imaginary romance story in my shower than the Veilguard team can write one.
My face feels tired from laughter.
Twitter writers
In German we have the word „fremdschämen“. Do you have an equivalent? It’s being ashamed on behalf of someone else like a really, really bad street musician that makes you blush, gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hide
I usually call it second hand embarrassment
@@dr.bathsalts9314😅 we have a saying like this in portuguese too, it called "vergonha alheia"
It’s called “cringe”
Not even modders can fix this trainwreck...
I am embarrassed just by watching this. This is beyond corny
Hot fix:
-Maybe... If you used words?
-What? Tell the rock what do?
(❤) -Sure. It certainly moved my rock already "Wink"
Ngl would have made this scene so much more entertaining
"Show me how you make my rock rise"
"I just moved shit wit my mind"
Didn't play the game and not planning to. But watching all these videos makes me want to replay the Witcher 3 for the 101st time. The absolute masterpiece of a game, especially in the terms of writing vs *this* ... Sheesh.
Satisfactory is my jam atm, but im also replaying stuff mostly.
I look at this then i remember Aurore flirting with V in Phantom Liberty...
Man, those characters sure look like a good time for a dnd warlock
"From the creators of VELMA™️" ....i think👀
Mad that Elden Ring has probably a fraction of the dialogue Veilguard has, yet the quality shines
Visual Artists "Hey, how many freckles should we give Harding?" . Director "All of them.."
So not only do we have dialogue that seems to be written by people who have never talked to another living human person but we are throwing out established lore.
I lost 13 brain cells watching this
“your hair is so bright in the sunlight” 😂 Wow that is so cringe I had to pause and take a few minutes. Not just the words but the delivery, it’s Ted Bundy like. Is this how they think real people talk?
I wish the "Bruh" sound effects were actually in the game, would have been way better
i just can't believe they released this.
dragon age failguard
0:56 i can't believe it... this person will saves the north of thedas...
If elf gods was defeated by this guy, it's enough to make me... i-i-i don't know bro... i don't know....
This whole game feels like woke college students flirting with each other all the time.
I swear avery anime is just like this 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
We are so not ready for Mass Effect 4. RIP.
You mean Andromeda?😂
@capnphuktard5445 Androwhat? Lol. No matter how they will call it its the same team as DA that will work on it so...I guess the Reapers tried to saved us from that.
Dragon Age: Sesame Street
Half of the reason I beat Inquisition 6 times was just so I could make different characters fall in love with different companions.
This feels like it was written by some awkward teenager with no experience on romance... or talking to another human being in general.
Straight out of a Tumblr fanfic. 😂😅🤣😆
This Disney-level delivery and MCU-style writing is so safe. Dragon Age: Hug Box. What else would we expect from a company that hired a professional victim and serial liar as a consultant?.
That opening line set the whole precedent of the video. XD
"Your hair is so bright in the sunlight."
"Thanks I grow it myself" - Chandler Bing
All those wifi knights..until they met a girl...
Omg i rather listen to people scratching chalkboards than play this game.
Even Bethesda wrote better romance dialogue - it's not that hard.
Bethesda romances suck so bad...
By the way, what happened with Bioware?
We come from "We bang" to whatever is this...
It brings a tear to my eye even to that day. The way that lady talked about that mudcrab she saw the other day.
WTF have they done to my beautiful Harding? She looks horrendous now.
Wdym you could play tic tac toe on her forehead in inquisition
at this point i think I am a veilguard character
Writing check. Rolled a 2
this sitting almost made me claw my eyes out, while somebody actually spent 20 hours
At this point it feels like 90% of them player base are RUclipsrs.
I'm convinced that none of the writers have actually interacted with other human beings
This dialogue isn't how people flirt, it's a fanfic on how the writers think people flirt
Everybody keeps saying about the dialogs (absolutely right) , BUT what really terrifies to the bones are the characters.