Yes... They Actually Wrote Those Dialogues in Dragon Age Veilguard

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @al6243
    @al6243 Месяц назад +1023

    It's like I'm reading a fanfic on Wattpad.

    • @zeventyfive7050
      @zeventyfive7050 Месяц назад +79

      Some fanfics have better writting honestly.

    • @KeivSquirrel
      @KeivSquirrel Месяц назад +2

      On script format

    • @Eualia
      @Eualia Месяц назад +19

      ​@@zeventyfive7050Honestly a non english individual could write abetter english dialogue then this

    • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
      @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 Месяц назад +2

      I would bet real money. Real actual money.
      That a good portion of this game is lifted directly from an in office dnd campaign.
      Just think about how much it explains.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 25 дней назад +3

      i’ve seen better on wattpad than this game. give wattpad some credit

  • @TT-rq3so
    @TT-rq3so Месяц назад +1363

    the writers are a bit obsessed with relationships and sex, there is no organic banter

    • @joshuagreer8046
      @joshuagreer8046 Месяц назад +162

      A bunch immature adults stuck within tumblrs and any other online forum due to ,, too many unresolved problems is what comes to mind

    • @zuundasz1700
      @zuundasz1700 Месяц назад +6

      thats lgbtq and woke for you , a bunch of obsessed ppl

    • @Daniikar
      @Daniikar Месяц назад +11

      Brah. I just finished this game completely. And there is no sex or even kissing or anything in this game. It's totally an A sexual game 😅

    • @chess6620
      @chess6620 Месяц назад +21

      @@Wolfe420 There actually are 'those' types of people on the creative team. I don't know how many or what percentage, but there are at least a few. Bunch of nobodies who had no business working on a AAA game like this but privileged other people out of the work.

    • @Raptorialand
      @Raptorialand Месяц назад +17

      @@TT-rq3so I am sry but this does not sound like sextalking... this sounds like pubescents talking about how to do it.

  • @n_.alexandra6133
    @n_.alexandra6133 Месяц назад +803

    I miss the British accents in medieval games. Everyone here sounds like they're from California.

  • @clerical88
    @clerical88 Месяц назад +694

    Everytime its T(r)aash.Every single time.

    • @kos
      @kos Месяц назад +1

      T is T(r)aash. T is for Tranny.

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing Месяц назад

      In general i find it pathetic that every character in the game is so fkin ugly but they keep flirting with each other like theyre hot😅

  • @olgagerman9216
    @olgagerman9216 Месяц назад +143

    "magic is stupid"
    Such highly literary dialogue

  • @shiblinomanalif2102
    @shiblinomanalif2102 Месяц назад +112

    Every scene with tash is a torture

  • @ERBaruin
    @ERBaruin Месяц назад +271

    I dont think Bellara understands what a trap is. For someone that spends time in ruins and the sort that would be valuable knowledge

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Месяц назад +32

      Imagine if Dwemer scholars in Skyrim didn’t know they were EXTREMELY dangerous ruins 🤦

    • @ERBaruin
      @ERBaruin Месяц назад +32

      @@BehuraStudio Ohh that dwarven centurion? He just wanted to shine your boots

    • @SUPPLEGENIUS
      @SUPPLEGENIUS 15 дней назад +2

      Traps in Oblivion: *slams you into the ceiling at mach speed*
      Traps in Veilguard: "So uhhmm, I'm non-binary"

  • @SuperLazer64
    @SuperLazer64 Месяц назад +533

    imagine if a real person talks like this?

  • @nyx2903
    @nyx2903 Месяц назад +332

    Even the magic that's just there to shine on peoples boots is trying to kill Taash. That's how dislikable this character is. If you would put Taash into the real world your fridge would probably try to kill her as well.
    This would be good marketing for fridges though. Some manufacturer should base a marketing campaign on this.

    • @nugget7865
      @nugget7865 Месяц назад +33

      If Taash was in the real world there's a > 50% probability even she would kill herself.

    • @MinhVu-nw7kl
      @MinhVu-nw7kl Месяц назад +6

      @@nugget7865*they

    • @MinhVu-nw7kl
      @MinhVu-nw7kl Месяц назад +5

      And *themself

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Месяц назад +3

      ​@@MinhVu-nw7kl Oh no, they didn't use the delusional pronouns of a near universally panned fictional character! Society will never recover!

    • @panwu6602
      @panwu6602 Месяц назад +6

      @@nugget7865 Yup, somewhere between 40 and 50% 🤣

  • @GPEART1
    @GPEART1 Месяц назад +414

    It sounds like an AI wrote this crap.

    • @bluesmurff6163
      @bluesmurff6163 Месяц назад +23

      that might be it

    • @Sheevlord
      @Sheevlord Месяц назад +4

      You need a particularly lobotomized AI to write something as awful. Even then it's no guarantee.
      Actually, if you find a piece of dialogue in Veilguard that seems half decent - that's probably AI. The cringe parts were written by "queerosexual gendermancers"

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo Месяц назад +2

      *laugh track plays at your comment*
      😂

    • @Sheevlord
      @Sheevlord Месяц назад +24

      Not sure why my comment doesn't show up.
      Anyways, don't blame AI for cringe. This was written by a human 100%. If AI was to rewrite all dialogue in the game it would be a huge improvement.

    • @GPEART1
      @GPEART1 Месяц назад +4

      @Sheevlord Well, you may be 100% correct on that, this writing is absolute trash.

  • @Frostydog-99
    @Frostydog-99 Месяц назад +86

    Its giving.... Dollar tree Balder's Gate

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth Месяц назад +22

      😂 when you want to make the next bg3 but you ordered your writers from Wish

    • @Isa-sv4jz
      @Isa-sv4jz Месяц назад +3

      It's giving dollar tree dragon age 2, this shit is not even a joke compared to BG

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 27 дней назад +2

      DA2 has better banter than this and I replayed that game twice, once before this dumpsterfire and after to see which is worst. At least there were likable characters in 2. I hate every companion here and I will set them to fail just coz I dislike them all.

  • @sepulchurr
    @sepulchurr Месяц назад +151

    The banter between Alistair and Morrigan in Origins solos all of these

    • @MuffHam
      @MuffHam Месяц назад

      I loved there banter.

    • @J03m0mma69
      @J03m0mma69 Месяц назад +2

      The worst Origins banter BODIES this fucking pigshit slop

    • @therealone844
      @therealone844 Месяц назад +7

      @@J03m0mma69 ogrehn or Sten would make them cry Lol

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 Месяц назад +146

    Oblivion NPC dialogue would be a vast improvement over this. I’d rather be amused than annoyed.

    • @JayShootHer
      @JayShootHer Месяц назад

      Not now, not later, not ever.

    • @MugiwaraMonday
      @MugiwaraMonday Месяц назад +16

      Heard any news from the other provinces?

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@MugiwaraMonday
      Nothing I'd like to talk about

    • @MugiwaraMonday
      @MugiwaraMonday Месяц назад +8

      @@zena2239 Farewell.

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 Месяц назад +7

      @MugiwaraMonday Bye.
      ...
      Well met!

  • @SaintWarrior94
    @SaintWarrior94 Месяц назад +41

    interesting that the non-binary character refuses to respect the mage's wishes by not calling him a 'death mage"

    • @Hope_Prevail
      @Hope_Prevail Месяц назад +21

      Hypocritical you mean, the writers could have at least redeemed themselves a bit by exploring this Hypocritical side of her and giving rook the chance to call her out but no she must be treated with the utmost respect regardless of what she does

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 12 дней назад +1

      Exactly.

  • @ezzahhh
    @ezzahhh Месяц назад +142

    "Hand to bone combat"
    💀💀💀

  • @RtsFps1
    @RtsFps1 Месяц назад +24

    Gods, I feel grateful to have been able to play and experience BG3.

    • @maryi685
      @maryi685 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah just started it myself. Too bad we probably won't experience another game like this in 20 years or so lol. Bioware isn't even interested in making actual RPGs it seems. Not anymore.

  • @_ryju_
    @_ryju_ Месяц назад +90

    It has way more entertainment value when you put the laugh tracks in! 🤣

  • @BehuraStudio
    @BehuraStudio Месяц назад +243

    Gimli: “From where i stand you’re all legs”
    Legolas: “They come together eventually”
    Gimli: “*giggles*”
    ……What have i done

    • @BySpartan
      @BySpartan Месяц назад +58

      get out

    • @Shimamon27
      @Shimamon27 Месяц назад +11

      Don't forget to say the last line in Linkin park!

    • @ruthenius682
      @ruthenius682 Месяц назад +2

      Curse you

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 Месяц назад +7

      you will never walk upright again now that your back is forever crushed by the weight of the sin you have just comitted here

    • @LadyDecember
      @LadyDecember 21 день назад

      May your crops never flourish and may your wife's womb never bear fruit

  • @KisekiFan
    @KisekiFan Месяц назад +86

    And these same people would complain that gamers are only interested in p*rn for wanting sexy female characters.
    Also the dwarf dialog with Varric and Dorian was more interesting and funny
    Dorian: alright dwarf, pay up
    Varric: What you talking about?
    Dorian: you said we would be ass deep in trouble, that was knee high
    Varric: I didn't say whose ass now did I?
    Dorain: leave it to a dwarf to change the bar.

    • @Sviorr
      @Sviorr Месяц назад +4

      Ah, if people are comparing those to this level than I get what all the fuss is about😂

  • @NM-ok9wb
    @NM-ok9wb Месяц назад +19

    Why does every gay dude in games have to be a copy paste Dorian? Can't there be gay dudes that act less like a flamboyant british man??? I'm seriously so tired of it. Flamboyant gay sexually free dudes are not the only gay dudes in existence, this shit looks like it was made by Netflix.

  • @Raptorialand
    @Raptorialand Месяц назад +46

    This game clearly aimed for a really young audience... the too young but play it anyway audience.

    • @mo-em1ke
      @mo-em1ke Месяц назад +18

      Made to groom a young audience like everything else these people are involved in.

    • @melr8850
      @melr8850 10 дней назад

      It is crazy because that’s exactly what I thought - it’s like it’s for 12-15 year olds despite being ‘Mature’. It’s so childish throughout

  • @alisalbulushi
    @alisalbulushi Месяц назад +88

    Its like fan fiction, of the homosexual variety.

    • @mouseymousey02
      @mouseymousey02 Месяц назад +6

      Hey now, some of that gay fanfic actually sounds like it was written by a real person

    • @xord6286
      @xord6286 Месяц назад +4

      gay one direction fanfic is probably better written than this

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 27 дней назад +4

      Hey, BL novels are better written than this dumpster fire. This is so cringe bad it's like.. Did thr writers know how people converse with each other or they just asked chatgpt to do it for them. 🤔

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm Месяц назад +113

    Sigh, the BEST thing about DA:V is that it made me want to play DA:O - DA:I all over again FOR the character interactions and nothing else.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Месяц назад +11

      Say what you will about DA:I and it's story, it was better than this.
      Yeah, I know that's a ridiculously low bar. That's the sad thing.

    • @TakanoIchikawa
      @TakanoIchikawa Месяц назад

      I wonder what you do with all the time you saved not writing the full game names....

    • @TurncoatCharles
      @TurncoatCharles Месяц назад +1

      Yea i am replaying da:o because of this, i never had awakening before. It is so good! I forgot how in depth the character customization is! And of course the story is incredible

    • @ТАДАМ-ю4ж
      @ТАДАМ-ю4ж Месяц назад +1

      Dragon age 2 masterpiece too

  • @untameablepasta
    @untameablepasta Месяц назад +21

    and there's delusional people who love everything about this game, no matter how bad they are.

    • @andyzehner3347
      @andyzehner3347 Месяц назад +1

      delusional.

    • @untameablepasta
      @untameablepasta Месяц назад +4

      @@andyzehner3347 thank you

    • @tungnse
      @tungnse Месяц назад +2

      The person who corrected your typo may be one of them

    • @callummcintyre713
      @callummcintyre713 13 дней назад

      No, they just pretend to. One accused me of "just following the crowd" when I criticized it.
      Pretty much insinuating that he only "likes" it to be different.

    • @melr8850
      @melr8850 10 дней назад +1

      Do people actually seriously love this game? I’ve seen only negative critiques, even at best, people say the dialogue is very weak.

  • @bubblegumxo
    @bubblegumxo Месяц назад +48

    That background Elder Scrolls music kills me every time. 😂😂😂 I really hate this new style of writing in games where they try to be hip and quirky and witty with every little snippet.
    Some defenders claim this is how real people talk, but it always feels the opposite. Like it actually comes full circle and feels jarring BECAUSE you can tell they are trying to make it seem casual and "realistic".
    Like I truly believe people are capable of writing good and natural, and yes even silly/witty, dialogue, but this ain't it dawg.

    • @Liniya.
      @Liniya. Месяц назад +15

      I feel like what you're describing is largely a kind of 'default American' writing style, like no one can say a simple thing in plain text, they have to be all stand-up comedy or otherwise 'smart ass' about it somehow all the time. Very bizarre, very apparent in dubs/translation too where in the original you just have like 2 people talking normally most of the time

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Месяц назад +2

      "style of writing in games where they try to be hip and quirky and witty with every little snippet"
      Good god, I absolutely hate this trope and how common it is in modern games.

    • @ksajfs
      @ksajfs 7 дней назад

      its a millennial thing, their pants are too tight and its causing the blood to rush to their head making blood vessels pop and causing brain bleeding/ loss of cognitive faculties.. quite sad really 😢

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 7 дней назад

      @@ksajfs We can mock these clowns wihtout this goofy boomer BS.

  • @blaccket
    @blaccket Месяц назад +12

    Whoever wrote these banter has never spoken to a human being in his life

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 23 дня назад +1

      Its*
      AI doesn't have a gender

    • @ksajfs
      @ksajfs 7 дней назад

      did you just assume their gender? has this game taught you nothing?!

  • @FurbleBurble
    @FurbleBurble Месяц назад +9

    There are people who act like Taash is the sole reason this game gets the hatred it does: "Of course people hate it, it's inclusive!" From what I have been able to gather from watching numerous videos, Taash is the _least_ of this game's problems, or damn near. Also, "Let's just ignore 20+ years of BioWare's LGBT representation in their games because that doesn't support our narrative of gamer bigotry." Sales of BioWare's games and gamer demographics proves that gamers _largely_ don't care about inclusion. It's not about inclusion; it's about how it's handled.

  • @alvardiez838
    @alvardiez838 Месяц назад +21

    Back in the day people in fantasy games spoke a British, medieval like-accent but now they sound straight out of some LA district

    • @firstnamesurname3445
      @firstnamesurname3445 Месяц назад +2

      Modern upper British English is not what medieval Brits sounded like

    • @TruthWillFreeYou
      @TruthWillFreeYou 27 дней назад +2

      Not in Dragon Age. The accent is tied to where you are from in this series. There have always been American accents in DA. It's the dialogue being spoken, not the accents that is the problem. It was written by a far-left ideologue. It sounds really bad because it’s written by someone who is not very intelligent.
      Dwarves and Qunari have always had the American accent. The Fereldens are British, the Orlesians are French, and the Antivans are Spanish.

  • @arnodorian1620
    @arnodorian1620 4 дня назад +1

    Meanwhile in the witcher universe:
    "You know what they call him? the butcher of blaviken"
    "What'd he do there, trim the trees?"

  • @d1jal
    @d1jal Месяц назад +19

    These characters definitely go to hairdressers that ask permission to touch their hair

  • @joelkorhonen3170
    @joelkorhonen3170 Месяц назад +18

    Those convos sound like devs tried to copy the horniness of BG3, only to fail miserably in it.

    • @Ankylosaurus_mangiventris
      @Ankylosaurus_mangiventris 22 дня назад

      Yeah the writing for bg3 is literally Shakespeare compared to this slop. It’s beyond insulting playing bg3 and trying this after

  • @riffgroove
    @riffgroove Месяц назад +6

    It's like Chat GPT wrote all the dialogue for this game... but HR was in the room with it the entire time.

  • @michael2968
    @michael2968 Месяц назад +26

    dragon age is dead, look how they massacred my boy....

  • @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514
    @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514 Месяц назад +3

    This game should be a case study on how these sort of people mind's work and how disconected from reality and human interaction they really are..

  • @sleeplesspersonunslept
    @sleeplesspersonunslept Месяц назад +3

    the oblivion music makes it so much better 😂

  • @neolynxer
    @neolynxer Месяц назад +7

    Don't disrespect Oblivion soundtrack with this.

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei Месяц назад +7

    While I agree on the rest, the magic 'degradation over time' is actually an interesting topic.

  • @shivala
    @shivala Месяц назад +7

    Tumbler fan fic, that you?

  • @ricardorodrigues2656
    @ricardorodrigues2656 Месяц назад +5

    People wrote and voiced these lines and really thought they were okay😓

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone Месяц назад +52

    *_DEI, it's in the game_*

  • @Morunic777
    @Morunic777 Месяц назад +5

    Makes you miss old video games, where humor is topnotch and not weird

  • @firstdondiego
    @firstdondiego Месяц назад +4

    It boggles my mind why they would take a human man's face and put it on a female qunari body then make the character the most obnoxious person in the game. It's like they intentionally wanted this to fail.

  • @majuv9317
    @majuv9317 Месяц назад +6

    the only fantasy about any of this is the intended audience..

  • @Okinawatrip
    @Okinawatrip Месяц назад +11

    I really feel for the voice actors who had to go through this and stay professional.

  • @dubbzy92
    @dubbzy92 Месяц назад +2

    Bellara sounded like she was confusing herself

  • @carolinedormant6798
    @carolinedormant6798 Месяц назад +11

    Patrick Weekes at his finest

    • @TheHexening
      @TheHexening Месяц назад +1

      Insanity. Didn't he write Tali's romances for Mass Effect?

    • @VerminaeSupremacy
      @VerminaeSupremacy Месяц назад +9

      That would be Trick Weekes now that he has gone insa… I mean, non-binary

    • @turtle5578
      @turtle5578 Месяц назад +10

      The writing quality before he went nonbonary (Mordin, Wrex, Solas, Cole) and after (Taash, veilguard), is night and day.

    • @nocturnal03
      @nocturnal03 Месяц назад +10

      yep. Everyone blaming ''DEI'' and ''young writers'' but it's actually a Bioware veteran helming this...and he wrote some solid stuff for Mass Effect and the Trespasser DLC. But he caught the gender identity virus.

    • @turtle5578
      @turtle5578 Месяц назад +1

      @@nocturnal03 yeah I used to not mind the gender identity stuff until I realize it could really fuck up one's brain lmao

  • @jonathankozenko
    @jonathankozenko 29 дней назад +1

    Writing like this is a reminder that dry, semi-lifeless dialogue is always better than overly long, meandering dialogue written by someone who thinks they’re exceedingly clever

  • @Shimamon27
    @Shimamon27 Месяц назад +5

    Whenever you want to test out if your dialogue is amusingly terrible, just add oblivion music to examine it.

  • @theblackdagger4566
    @theblackdagger4566 Месяц назад +2

    Why do they sound like a gun is to the back of their heads

  • @sansakka
    @sansakka Месяц назад +16

    please tell me it was done for a AI low cost

  • @matthewmyers7075
    @matthewmyers7075 23 дня назад +3

    After watching this I am non-buynary.

  • @Kaliah83
    @Kaliah83 22 дня назад +1

    I feel sorry for poor Emmrich having to endure all that bullshit from that people

  • @pastramiking6874
    @pastramiking6874 Месяц назад +3

    All the female voice actors sound like teenagers. They're not even trying to fit into the fantasy theme

  • @amharbingerreactions
    @amharbingerreactions Месяц назад +2

    I remember in Dragon Age Origins, Wynne and Alistair had a playful but kind mother-son relationship. Wynne even remarked on Alistair's dirty soak and cleaned it for him. Eventually, Wynne got comfortable enough to talk to Alistair about her son and having to give him up because she was in the Circle of Magi and hoping he grew up to be like him. It showed growth between the characters that they were more willing to share sensitive things about their past but also there were characters unwilling to look past the others actions. Compared that to this and it's almost an execution of a franchise.

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 23 дня назад

      ... their relationship was NOT familial. Too much flirting for that.

  • @TurtleOfChaos7
    @TurtleOfChaos7 26 дней назад +1

    Is this how it starts? Is this the begining of insanity?

  • @bulbasaurbrutal5137
    @bulbasaurbrutal5137 Месяц назад +1

    Now there's a writer who took an IQ test and failed.

  • @alosyus
    @alosyus Месяц назад +11

    I can picture a blue haired overweighted girl finding this funny.

  • @angelsofblood9879
    @angelsofblood9879 Месяц назад +1

    Magical traps are now old spells for boot shining.

  • @tzielsky
    @tzielsky Месяц назад +1

    this is the only time I wish BGM to become much louder than dialogue, so I can only hear the music instrad those characters

  • @joematthew495
    @joematthew495 Месяц назад +1

    I was thinking at least the music is good and then i remembered its from oblivion

  • @AzraelBloodstorm
    @AzraelBloodstorm Месяц назад +3

    What the hell kind of drugs were the writers on?

  • @LordShrub
    @LordShrub Месяц назад +4

    The "iunno" (Baffled Sound) is so annoying. Modern speech for the modern audience breaks immersion.

  • @RexRedwood
    @RexRedwood Месяц назад +2

    Is it possible to just let all these companions die. Because this dialog is killing me. Holy crap was this written by a confused 12 year old?

  • @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg
    @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg Месяц назад +2

    Triple A has turned into something that means the game will most likely suck nowadays.

  • @amdogg-b2v
    @amdogg-b2v Месяц назад +1

    So many of the lines sound AI generated, both in voice and dialogue. It's driving me crazy. Why do so many of them sound deadpan at random intervals? Taash and Emmrich especially

  • @spacejunk2186
    @spacejunk2186 Месяц назад +1

    Oblivion music was also the first thing I thought of when hearing characters in vailguard speak.

  • @wilder11
    @wilder11 Месяц назад +5

    This is an insult to Oblivion dialog.

  • @PaleyDaley
    @PaleyDaley Месяц назад +1

    Dragon age: Personal Fetish Fanfic.

  • @calebmalpin6926
    @calebmalpin6926 Месяц назад +1

    Subotai: Look! Over the horizon. Dirt on the wind.
    Conan: Oh, wow! How could you see that far?! Are you, like, elfish or something?
    Subotai: Do you want me to be?
    Witch: You fear magic!
    Conan:... Its just, like, not very creative or beautiful just destroy things. I don't know, I... I guess I just don't believe in breaking things?

  • @romanmelnychuk6897
    @romanmelnychuk6897 Месяц назад

    You know, with this background music and dialogues, veilguard feels like another strange mod for Oblivion.

  • @jakeryan2805
    @jakeryan2805 Месяц назад +3

    Still blow my mind 1 million people bought this trash. I can only hope most of them stopped playing shortly after and regretted their choice immensely.

  • @nijinjin4559
    @nijinjin4559 Месяц назад +1

    1:42
    So what she is saying is, this magic is like some kind of outdated AI that failed to recognize people and so malfunctioned ? Like what even is ?
    Also how did we get from when magic is a force to be reckoned with, where mages have to be under close supervision by templars, to "magic is stupid"...

  • @keith5127
    @keith5127 Месяц назад +5

    I’ve never genuinely hated a video game character before I played this dumpster fire

  • @behzadvasegh5844
    @behzadvasegh5844 14 дней назад

    I can feel the HR breathing down my neck

  • @edgundaker5982
    @edgundaker5982 Месяц назад

    Played this for a week and couldn't take it anymore.

    • @gonalvarez
      @gonalvarez Месяц назад

      i could not take even to buy this game

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging Месяц назад

    When you've ever played only one RPG in your life and the only companion you've ever come across was the Adoring Fan:

  • @magdam1508
    @magdam1508 29 дней назад

    When I was praising Baldur's gate for making Astarion feel like angsty OCs and making it feel right I didn't also praise the quality of wattpad! Astarion felt like OC angsty prompt made by professional writers with AMAZING animation and dialogues and voice acting. This is a wattpad fanfic of BG3.

  • @bonstihlbourne9458
    @bonstihlbourne9458 Месяц назад +3

    The most insufferable character ever made, very fitting

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague Месяц назад

    I actually had to pause the video. I couldn't keep listening to that...

  • @wafflezz52
    @wafflezz52 Месяц назад +1

    TRAPS!? Where?!? I mean oh yeah haha fireballs...

  • @P0taT03s-l5r
    @P0taT03s-l5r Месяц назад +2

    Did the writers even play any of the other dragon age games?

    • @Poopustheclown
      @Poopustheclown Месяц назад +2

      A passion for the material that came before is actually a big no no for modern AAA development

    • @behzadvasegh5844
      @behzadvasegh5844 14 дней назад

      No they didn't. I saw some of them they don't even remember name of solace and he said "he spends most of the time is his mind" he was talking about the veil 😭

  • @mellooozx
    @mellooozx Месяц назад

    It sounds like two A.I.s talking to each other.

  • @captainofthelemonwipes4160
    @captainofthelemonwipes4160 11 дней назад

    The Oblivion soundtrack is too pure for this! 😂

  • @victoriasharpe1661
    @victoriasharpe1661 Месяц назад

    I went back to DAO and finished it on Friday night. How I missed the realistic organic banter between the companions. Especially Morrigan, not just with Alistair either

  • @frankenwaifu8092
    @frankenwaifu8092 Месяц назад

    This game feels like every single person who worked on it was held at gunpoint by an HR worker

  • @harrislam
    @harrislam Месяц назад

    Turn the music up, I couldn't hear the tunes very well.

  • @al.mandez6721
    @al.mandez6721 Месяц назад +12

    All of them are so lame

  • @lupusumbra8676
    @lupusumbra8676 16 дней назад

    This feels like some teenager's Dragon Age fanfiction.

  • @KG7777
    @KG7777 Месяц назад +1

    OK, that first bit was serviceable. Let me try to make it less overtly flirtatious. *ahem*
    Harding: "Taash, you're limping!"
    Taash: "No, I'm not."
    Harding: "Well, you seem to be favoring your left leg."
    Taash: "Oh, that, I stubbed my toe a ways ba-- Wait, were you staring at my legs?"
    Harding: "Taash, look at me. Legs are the first thing I notice about EVERYONE."
    Taash: "...OK, then, what's the SECOND thing you notice?"
    Harding: **stammers, trying to think of a rebuttal before giving up and sighing** ... Fair point.
    There, now there are two ways to interpret the scene:
    A) Harding shows genuine concern for Taash, who takes the opportunity to tease her about the height difference between them. Handing is forced to accept the joke based on a technical truth: that to look up at someone from behind, she would have to see their posterior as she points her gaze upwards.
    B) Harding really WAS looking at Taash's legs/backside and tries to deflect with a self-deprecating joke about her stature. Taash turns Harding's logic against her, forcing her to more-or-less admit she was being a pervert.

  • @melanietevoortwis6073
    @melanietevoortwis6073 Месяц назад

    Yeah this is funnier then trowing goats, decide the faith of a box and "pick you up and thow you" Iron bull to Sera. or when Sera talks with Cassandra. Not to mention the side quest Swords and Shields...

  • @kamuroshiryu8453
    @kamuroshiryu8453 Месяц назад

    0:57 Maybe _below_ the cockles... Maybe in the _sub-cockle_ area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon... We don't know.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 Месяц назад

    The hardest part of playing that game is listening to the dialogue. 🤣

  • @ПавелПущаев-л8ю
    @ПавелПущаев-л8ю Месяц назад

    I want to cry when a see that and BG3

  • @renestubbe6465
    @renestubbe6465 Месяц назад +5

    but hey, atleast bioware didn‘t bring up the non-binary nonsense in the trap conversation

    • @jozefcyran2589
      @jozefcyran2589 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah I was waiting for it 😂

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 Месяц назад

      I think the game is not anime enough (yet) to bring up those kind of "traps" xD

  • @ModeSOLOgaming
    @ModeSOLOgaming Месяц назад +1

    Yes...I actually kept my wallet closed instead of buying this garbage.

  • @Spartan-cm1ru
    @Spartan-cm1ru Месяц назад

    Its like watching some goons twitch chat

  • @grimshock6983
    @grimshock6983 Месяц назад +13

    Are people who are non binary embarrassed or insulted by this character?

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 Месяц назад +6

      Yes. I've seen a video today and in the comment section I found multiple complaining about this sh*t.

    • @jozefcyran2589
      @jozefcyran2589 Месяц назад

      Yes actually. Ive seen many strong critiques. Hell my nonbinary friend fucking introduced me to hating SBI
      This nonsense literally serves no one, any asshole who acts like Taash is a piece of shit and I am sure the authors are as well

    • @kuttapi3255
      @kuttapi3255 Месяц назад

      People who call themselves non binary are exactly like taash

    • @aronsurakh1747
      @aronsurakh1747 Месяц назад

      Live with actions, not words

    • @jozefcyran2589
      @jozefcyran2589 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah. My nb friend hates that shit

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict Месяц назад +2

    AI generated script trained in wokeisms.

  • @yvainstonelion8364
    @yvainstonelion8364 Месяц назад

    Dark fantasy at his finest

  • @behzadvasegh5844
    @behzadvasegh5844 14 дней назад

    I remember the banters between Isabella and varric DA2. 💔