Yes... They Actually Wrote Those Dialogues in Dragon Age Veilguard

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @al6243
    @al6243 2 месяца назад +1183

    It's like I'm reading a fanfic on Wattpad.

    • @zeventyfive7050
      @zeventyfive7050 2 месяца назад +85

      Some fanfics have better writting honestly.

    • @KeivSquirrel
      @KeivSquirrel 2 месяца назад +2

      On script format

    • @Eualia
      @Eualia 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@zeventyfive7050Honestly a non english individual could write abetter english dialogue then this

    • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
      @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 2 месяца назад +2

      I would bet real money. Real actual money.
      That a good portion of this game is lifted directly from an in office dnd campaign.
      Just think about how much it explains.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 2 месяца назад +3

      i’ve seen better on wattpad than this game. give wattpad some credit

  • @TT-rq3so
    @TT-rq3so 2 месяца назад +1561

    the writers are a bit obsessed with relationships and sex, there is no organic banter

    • @joshuagreer8046
      @joshuagreer8046 2 месяца назад +176

      A bunch immature adults stuck within tumblrs and any other online forum due to ,, too many unresolved problems is what comes to mind

    • @zuundasz1700
      @zuundasz1700 2 месяца назад +6

      thats lgbtq and woke for you , a bunch of obsessed ppl

    • @Daniikar
      @Daniikar 2 месяца назад +12

      Brah. I just finished this game completely. And there is no sex or even kissing or anything in this game. It's totally an A sexual game 😅

    • @chess6620
      @chess6620 2 месяца назад +26

      @@Wolfe420 There actually are 'those' types of people on the creative team. I don't know how many or what percentage, but there are at least a few. Bunch of nobodies who had no business working on a AAA game like this but privileged other people out of the work.

    • @Raptorialand
      @Raptorialand 2 месяца назад +21

      @@TT-rq3so I am sry but this does not sound like sextalking... this sounds like pubescents talking about how to do it.

  • @n_.alexandra6133
    @n_.alexandra6133 2 месяца назад +953

    I miss the British accents in medieval games. Everyone here sounds like they're from California.

  • @SaintWarrior94
    @SaintWarrior94 2 месяца назад +123

    interesting that the non-binary character refuses to respect the mage's wishes by not calling him a 'death mage"

    • @Hope_Prevail
      @Hope_Prevail 2 месяца назад +42

      Hypocritical you mean, the writers could have at least redeemed themselves a bit by exploring this Hypocritical side of her and giving rook the chance to call her out but no she must be treated with the utmost respect regardless of what she does

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus Месяц назад +2

      Exactly.

  • @olgagerman9216
    @olgagerman9216 2 месяца назад +191

    "magic is stupid"
    Such highly literary dialogue

  • @clerical88
    @clerical88 2 месяца назад +755

    Everytime its T(r)aash.Every single time.

    • @kos
      @kos 2 месяца назад +1

      T is T(r)aash. T is for Tranny.

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing 2 месяца назад

      In general i find it pathetic that every character in the game is so fkin ugly but they keep flirting with each other like theyre hot😅

  • @SuperLazer64
    @SuperLazer64 2 месяца назад +596

    imagine if a real person talks like this?

    • @signalnine2601
      @signalnine2601 2 месяца назад +13

      wow. did that just happen?

    • @SuperLazer64
      @SuperLazer64 2 месяца назад +6

      @@signalnine2601 not yet

    • @mjevictor19.49
      @mjevictor19.49 2 месяца назад +20

      They did it inside the studio

    • @OilyMachine
      @OilyMachine 2 месяца назад +2

      "I am not drunk. You're drunk!"
      ~trash comment

    • @VadeInSpiritu
      @VadeInSpiritu 2 месяца назад +3

      I’ve met them before

  • @shiblinomanalif2102
    @shiblinomanalif2102 2 месяца назад +153

    Every scene with tash is a torture

  • @GPEART1
    @GPEART1 2 месяца назад +464

    It sounds like an AI wrote this crap.

    • @bluesmurff6163
      @bluesmurff6163 2 месяца назад +23

      that might be it

    • @Sheevlord
      @Sheevlord 2 месяца назад +4

      You need a particularly lobotomized AI to write something as awful. Even then it's no guarantee.
      Actually, if you find a piece of dialogue in Veilguard that seems half decent - that's probably AI. The cringe parts were written by "queerosexual gendermancers"

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 2 месяца назад +2

      *laugh track plays at your comment*
      😂

    • @Sheevlord
      @Sheevlord 2 месяца назад +26

      Not sure why my comment doesn't show up.
      Anyways, don't blame AI for cringe. This was written by a human 100%. If AI was to rewrite all dialogue in the game it would be a huge improvement.

    • @GPEART1
      @GPEART1 2 месяца назад +4

      @Sheevlord Well, you may be 100% correct on that, this writing is absolute trash.

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 2 месяца назад +176

    Oblivion NPC dialogue would be a vast improvement over this. I’d rather be amused than annoyed.

    • @JayShootHer
      @JayShootHer 2 месяца назад

      Not now, not later, not ever.

    • @MugiwaraMonday
      @MugiwaraMonday 2 месяца назад +19

      Heard any news from the other provinces?

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@MugiwaraMonday
      Nothing I'd like to talk about

    • @MugiwaraMonday
      @MugiwaraMonday 2 месяца назад +11

      @@zena2239 Farewell.

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 2 месяца назад +10

      @MugiwaraMonday Bye.
      ...
      Well met!

  • @ERBaruin
    @ERBaruin 2 месяца назад +296

    I dont think Bellara understands what a trap is. For someone that spends time in ruins and the sort that would be valuable knowledge

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio 2 месяца назад +35

      Imagine if Dwemer scholars in Skyrim didn’t know they were EXTREMELY dangerous ruins 🤦

    • @ERBaruin
      @ERBaruin 2 месяца назад +36

      @@BehuraStudio Ohh that dwarven centurion? He just wanted to shine your boots

    • @SUPPLEGENIUS
      @SUPPLEGENIUS Месяц назад +3

      Traps in Oblivion: *slams you into the ceiling at mach speed*
      Traps in Veilguard: "So uhhmm, I'm non-binary"

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 Месяц назад +2

      Honestly her explanation sounds half assed to me. Either she doesn’t know what’s she’s talking about or is making fun of Traash.

  • @nyx2903
    @nyx2903 2 месяца назад +361

    Even the magic that's just there to shine on peoples boots is trying to kill Taash. That's how dislikable this character is. If you would put Taash into the real world your fridge would probably try to kill her as well.
    This would be good marketing for fridges though. Some manufacturer should base a marketing campaign on this.

    • @nugget7865
      @nugget7865 2 месяца назад +36

      If Taash was in the real world there's a > 50% probability even she would kill herself.

    • @MinhVu-nw7kl
      @MinhVu-nw7kl 2 месяца назад +6

      @@nugget7865*they

    • @MinhVu-nw7kl
      @MinhVu-nw7kl 2 месяца назад +5

      And *themself

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@MinhVu-nw7kl Oh no, they didn't use the delusional pronouns of a near universally panned fictional character! Society will never recover!

    • @panwu6602
      @panwu6602 2 месяца назад +8

      @@nugget7865 Yup, somewhere between 40 and 50% 🤣

  • @sepulchurr
    @sepulchurr 2 месяца назад +172

    The banter between Alistair and Morrigan in Origins solos all of these

    • @MuffHam
      @MuffHam 2 месяца назад +1

      I loved there banter.

    • @J03m0mma69
      @J03m0mma69 2 месяца назад +2

      The worst Origins banter BODIES this fucking pigshit slop

    • @therealone844
      @therealone844 2 месяца назад +9

      @@J03m0mma69 ogrehn or Sten would make them cry Lol

  • @Frosty-Dog99
    @Frosty-Dog99 2 месяца назад +114

    Its giving.... Dollar tree Balder's Gate

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +24

      😂 when you want to make the next bg3 but you ordered your writers from Wish

    • @Isa-sv4jz
      @Isa-sv4jz 2 месяца назад +4

      It's giving dollar tree dragon age 2, this shit is not even a joke compared to BG

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 2 месяца назад +2

      DA2 has better banter than this and I replayed that game twice, once before this dumpsterfire and after to see which is worst. At least there were likable characters in 2. I hate every companion here and I will set them to fail just coz I dislike them all.

  • @ezzahhh
    @ezzahhh 2 месяца назад +155

    "Hand to bone combat"
    💀💀💀

  • @RtsFps1
    @RtsFps1 2 месяца назад +32

    Gods, I feel grateful to have been able to play and experience BG3.

    • @maryi685
      @maryi685 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah just started it myself. Too bad we probably won't experience another game like this in 20 years or so lol. Bioware isn't even interested in making actual RPGs it seems. Not anymore.

  • @_ryju_
    @_ryju_ 2 месяца назад +93

    It has way more entertainment value when you put the laugh tracks in! 🤣

  • @Raptorialand
    @Raptorialand 2 месяца назад +55

    This game clearly aimed for a really young audience... the too young but play it anyway audience.

    • @mo-em1ke
      @mo-em1ke 2 месяца назад +25

      Made to groom a young audience like everything else these people are involved in.

    • @melr8850
      @melr8850 Месяц назад +2

      It is crazy because that’s exactly what I thought - it’s like it’s for 12-15 year olds despite being ‘Mature’. It’s so childish throughout

  • @alisalbulushi
    @alisalbulushi 2 месяца назад +97

    Its like fan fiction, of the homosexual variety.

    • @mouseymousey02
      @mouseymousey02 2 месяца назад +6

      Hey now, some of that gay fanfic actually sounds like it was written by a real person

    • @xord6286
      @xord6286 2 месяца назад +5

      gay one direction fanfic is probably better written than this

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 2 месяца назад +5

      Hey, BL novels are better written than this dumpster fire. This is so cringe bad it's like.. Did thr writers know how people converse with each other or they just asked chatgpt to do it for them. 🤔

  • @arnodorian1620
    @arnodorian1620 Месяц назад +5

    Meanwhile in the witcher universe:
    "You know what they call him? the butcher of blaviken"
    "What'd he do there, trim the trees?"

  • @KisekiFan
    @KisekiFan 2 месяца назад +90

    And these same people would complain that gamers are only interested in p*rn for wanting sexy female characters.
    Also the dwarf dialog with Varric and Dorian was more interesting and funny
    Dorian: alright dwarf, pay up
    Varric: What you talking about?
    Dorian: you said we would be ass deep in trouble, that was knee high
    Varric: I didn't say whose ass now did I?
    Dorain: leave it to a dwarf to change the bar.

    • @Sviorr
      @Sviorr 2 месяца назад +4

      Ah, if people are comparing those to this level than I get what all the fuss is about😂

  • @blaccket
    @blaccket 2 месяца назад +20

    Whoever wrote these banter has never spoken to a human being in his life

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 2 месяца назад +1

      Its*
      AI doesn't have a gender

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm 2 месяца назад +119

    Sigh, the BEST thing about DA:V is that it made me want to play DA:O - DA:I all over again FOR the character interactions and nothing else.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 2 месяца назад +11

      Say what you will about DA:I and it's story, it was better than this.
      Yeah, I know that's a ridiculously low bar. That's the sad thing.

    • @TakanoIchikawa
      @TakanoIchikawa 2 месяца назад

      I wonder what you do with all the time you saved not writing the full game names....

    • @TurncoatCharles
      @TurncoatCharles 2 месяца назад +1

      Yea i am replaying da:o because of this, i never had awakening before. It is so good! I forgot how in depth the character customization is! And of course the story is incredible

    • @ТАДАМ-ю4ж
      @ТАДАМ-ю4ж 2 месяца назад +1

      Dragon age 2 masterpiece too

  • @NM-ok9wb
    @NM-ok9wb 2 месяца назад +23

    Why does every gay dude in games have to be a copy paste Dorian? Can't there be gay dudes that act less like a flamboyant british man??? I'm seriously so tired of it. Flamboyant gay sexually free dudes are not the only gay dudes in existence, this shit looks like it was made by Netflix.

  • @BehuraStudio
    @BehuraStudio 2 месяца назад +252

    Gimli: “From where i stand you’re all legs”
    Legolas: “They come together eventually”
    Gimli: “*giggles*”
    ……What have i done

    • @BySpartan
      @BySpartan 2 месяца назад +59

      get out

    • @Shimamon27
      @Shimamon27 2 месяца назад +12

      Don't forget to say the last line in Linkin park!

    • @ruthenius682
      @ruthenius682 2 месяца назад +2

      Curse you

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 2 месяца назад +8

      you will never walk upright again now that your back is forever crushed by the weight of the sin you have just comitted here

    • @LadyDecember
      @LadyDecember 2 месяца назад

      May your crops never flourish and may your wife's womb never bear fruit

  • @stakholmsd
    @stakholmsd 2 месяца назад +22

    and there's delusional people who love everything about this game, no matter how bad they are.

    • @andyzehner3347
      @andyzehner3347 2 месяца назад +1

      delusional.

    • @stakholmsd
      @stakholmsd 2 месяца назад +5

      @@andyzehner3347 thank you

    • @tungnse
      @tungnse 2 месяца назад +2

      The person who corrected your typo may be one of them

    • @callummcintyre713
      @callummcintyre713 Месяц назад

      No, they just pretend to. One accused me of "just following the crowd" when I criticized it.
      Pretty much insinuating that he only "likes" it to be different.

    • @melr8850
      @melr8850 Месяц назад +1

      Do people actually seriously love this game? I’ve seen only negative critiques, even at best, people say the dialogue is very weak.

  • @bubblegumxo
    @bubblegumxo 2 месяца назад +50

    That background Elder Scrolls music kills me every time. 😂😂😂 I really hate this new style of writing in games where they try to be hip and quirky and witty with every little snippet.
    Some defenders claim this is how real people talk, but it always feels the opposite. Like it actually comes full circle and feels jarring BECAUSE you can tell they are trying to make it seem casual and "realistic".
    Like I truly believe people are capable of writing good and natural, and yes even silly/witty, dialogue, but this ain't it dawg.

    • @Liniya.
      @Liniya. 2 месяца назад +15

      I feel like what you're describing is largely a kind of 'default American' writing style, like no one can say a simple thing in plain text, they have to be all stand-up comedy or otherwise 'smart ass' about it somehow all the time. Very bizarre, very apparent in dubs/translation too where in the original you just have like 2 people talking normally most of the time

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 месяца назад +2

      "style of writing in games where they try to be hip and quirky and witty with every little snippet"
      Good god, I absolutely hate this trope and how common it is in modern games.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Месяц назад

      @@ksajfs We can mock these clowns wihtout this goofy boomer BS.

  • @FurbleBurble
    @FurbleBurble 2 месяца назад +11

    There are people who act like Taash is the sole reason this game gets the hatred it does: "Of course people hate it, it's inclusive!" From what I have been able to gather from watching numerous videos, Taash is the _least_ of this game's problems, or damn near. Also, "Let's just ignore 20+ years of BioWare's LGBT representation in their games because that doesn't support our narrative of gamer bigotry." Sales of BioWare's games and gamer demographics proves that gamers _largely_ don't care about inclusion. It's not about inclusion; it's about how it's handled.

  • @riffgroove
    @riffgroove 2 месяца назад +8

    It's like Chat GPT wrote all the dialogue for this game... but HR was in the room with it the entire time.

  • @d1jal
    @d1jal 2 месяца назад +22

    These characters definitely go to hairdressers that ask permission to touch their hair

  • @michael2968
    @michael2968 2 месяца назад +29

    dragon age is dead, look how they massacred my boy....

  • @joelkorhonen3170
    @joelkorhonen3170 2 месяца назад +19

    Those convos sound like devs tried to copy the horniness of BG3, only to fail miserably in it.

    • @Ankylosaurus_mangiventris
      @Ankylosaurus_mangiventris 2 месяца назад

      Yeah the writing for bg3 is literally Shakespeare compared to this slop. It’s beyond insulting playing bg3 and trying this after

  • @alvardiez838
    @alvardiez838 2 месяца назад +22

    Back in the day people in fantasy games spoke a British, medieval like-accent but now they sound straight out of some LA district

    • @firstnamesurname3445
      @firstnamesurname3445 2 месяца назад +2

      Modern upper British English is not what medieval Brits sounded like

    • @TruthWillFreeYou
      @TruthWillFreeYou 2 месяца назад +2

      Not in Dragon Age. The accent is tied to where you are from in this series. There have always been American accents in DA. It's the dialogue being spoken, not the accents that is the problem. It was written by a far-left ideologue. It sounds really bad because it’s written by someone who is not very intelligent.
      Dwarves and Qunari have always had the American accent. The Fereldens are British, the Orlesians are French, and the Antivans are Spanish.

  • @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514
    @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514 2 месяца назад +4

    This game should be a case study on how these sort of people mind's work and how disconected from reality and human interaction they really are..

  • @ricardorodrigues2656
    @ricardorodrigues2656 2 месяца назад +6

    People wrote and voiced these lines and really thought they were okay😓

  • @Morunic777
    @Morunic777 2 месяца назад +6

    Makes you miss old video games, where humor is topnotch and not weird

  • @matthewmyers7075
    @matthewmyers7075 2 месяца назад +4

    After watching this I am non-buynary.

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei 2 месяца назад +7

    While I agree on the rest, the magic 'degradation over time' is actually an interesting topic.

  • @firstdondiego
    @firstdondiego 2 месяца назад +5

    It boggles my mind why they would take a human man's face and put it on a female qunari body then make the character the most obnoxious person in the game. It's like they intentionally wanted this to fail.

  • @Okinawatrip
    @Okinawatrip 2 месяца назад +11

    I really feel for the voice actors who had to go through this and stay professional.

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone 2 месяца назад +56

    *_DEI, it's in the game_*

  • @neolynxer
    @neolynxer 2 месяца назад +7

    Don't disrespect Oblivion soundtrack with this.

  • @majuv9317
    @majuv9317 2 месяца назад +6

    the only fantasy about any of this is the intended audience..

  • @shivala
    @shivala 2 месяца назад +7

    Tumbler fan fic, that you?

  • @sleeplesspersonunslept
    @sleeplesspersonunslept 2 месяца назад +3

    the oblivion music makes it so much better 😂

  • @theblackdagger4566
    @theblackdagger4566 2 месяца назад +2

    Why do they sound like a gun is to the back of their heads

  • @Shimamon27
    @Shimamon27 2 месяца назад +5

    Whenever you want to test out if your dialogue is amusingly terrible, just add oblivion music to examine it.

  • @Crazieyboy15
    @Crazieyboy15 21 день назад +1

    Did she just explain that magic got old and that because people are "new" t didn't recognize them, thus turning a helpful magic n a dangerous trap?
    ...Am I having a stroke? :(

  • @carolinedormant6798
    @carolinedormant6798 2 месяца назад +12

    Patrick Weekes at his finest

    • @TheHexening
      @TheHexening 2 месяца назад +1

      Insanity. Didn't he write Tali's romances for Mass Effect?

    • @VerminaeSupremacy
      @VerminaeSupremacy 2 месяца назад +9

      That would be Trick Weekes now that he has gone insa… I mean, non-binary

    • @turtle5578
      @turtle5578 2 месяца назад +11

      The writing quality before he went nonbonary (Mordin, Wrex, Solas, Cole) and after (Taash, veilguard), is night and day.

    • @nocturnal03
      @nocturnal03 2 месяца назад +10

      yep. Everyone blaming ''DEI'' and ''young writers'' but it's actually a Bioware veteran helming this...and he wrote some solid stuff for Mass Effect and the Trespasser DLC. But he caught the gender identity virus.

    • @turtle5578
      @turtle5578 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nocturnal03 yeah I used to not mind the gender identity stuff until I realize it could really fuck up one's brain lmao

  • @dubbzy92
    @dubbzy92 2 месяца назад +2

    Bellara sounded like she was confusing herself

  • @Evan8787
    @Evan8787 Месяц назад +1

    Ah yes, a medieval setting and everyone speaks like they're from 2024 Los Angeles.

  • @Kaliah83
    @Kaliah83 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel sorry for poor Emmrich having to endure all that bullshit from that people

  • @amharbingerreactions
    @amharbingerreactions 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember in Dragon Age Origins, Wynne and Alistair had a playful but kind mother-son relationship. Wynne even remarked on Alistair's dirty soak and cleaned it for him. Eventually, Wynne got comfortable enough to talk to Alistair about her son and having to give him up because she was in the Circle of Magi and hoping he grew up to be like him. It showed growth between the characters that they were more willing to share sensitive things about their past but also there were characters unwilling to look past the others actions. Compared that to this and it's almost an execution of a franchise.

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 2 месяца назад

      ... their relationship was NOT familial. Too much flirting for that.

  • @Astro_Guy_1
    @Astro_Guy_1 29 дней назад

    The jam and toast bit is kinda funny imo

  • @alosyus
    @alosyus 2 месяца назад +13

    I can picture a blue haired overweighted girl finding this funny.

  • @pastramiking6874
    @pastramiking6874 2 месяца назад +3

    All the female voice actors sound like teenagers. They're not even trying to fit into the fantasy theme

  • @AzraelBloodstorm
    @AzraelBloodstorm 2 месяца назад +3

    What the hell kind of drugs were the writers on?

  • @tzielsky
    @tzielsky 2 месяца назад +1

    this is the only time I wish BGM to become much louder than dialogue, so I can only hear the music instrad those characters

  • @sansakka
    @sansakka 2 месяца назад +16

    please tell me it was done for a AI low cost

  • @PaleyDaley
    @PaleyDaley 2 месяца назад +2

    Dragon age: Personal Fetish Fanfic.

  • @LordShrub
    @LordShrub 2 месяца назад +5

    The "iunno" (Baffled Sound) is so annoying. Modern speech for the modern audience breaks immersion.

  • @DragonTurtle7-z8v
    @DragonTurtle7-z8v 2 месяца назад +1

    Is this how it starts? Is this the begining of insanity?

  • @joematthew495
    @joematthew495 2 месяца назад +1

    I was thinking at least the music is good and then i remembered its from oblivion

  • @jonathankozenko
    @jonathankozenko 2 месяца назад +1

    Writing like this is a reminder that dry, semi-lifeless dialogue is always better than overly long, meandering dialogue written by someone who thinks they’re exceedingly clever

  • @angelsofblood9879
    @angelsofblood9879 2 месяца назад +1

    Magical traps are now old spells for boot shining.

  • @bulbasaurbrutal5137
    @bulbasaurbrutal5137 2 месяца назад +1

    Now there's a writer who took an IQ test and failed.

  • @Blagraite
    @Blagraite Месяц назад +1

    Low the oblivion music, is very loud

  • @spacejunk2186
    @spacejunk2186 2 месяца назад +1

    Oblivion music was also the first thing I thought of when hearing characters in vailguard speak.

  • @keith5127
    @keith5127 2 месяца назад +6

    I’ve never genuinely hated a video game character before I played this dumpster fire

  • @calebmalpin6926
    @calebmalpin6926 2 месяца назад +1

    Subotai: Look! Over the horizon. Dirt on the wind.
    Conan: Oh, wow! How could you see that far?! Are you, like, elfish or something?
    Subotai: Do you want me to be?
    Witch: You fear magic!
    Conan:... Its just, like, not very creative or beautiful just destroy things. I don't know, I... I guess I just don't believe in breaking things?

  • @nijinjin4559
    @nijinjin4559 2 месяца назад +1

    1:42
    So what she is saying is, this magic is like some kind of outdated AI that failed to recognize people and so malfunctioned ? Like what even is ?
    Also how did we get from when magic is a force to be reckoned with, where mages have to be under close supervision by templars, to "magic is stupid"...

  • @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg
    @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg 2 месяца назад +2

    Triple A has turned into something that means the game will most likely suck nowadays.

  • @romanmelnychuk6897
    @romanmelnychuk6897 2 месяца назад

    You know, with this background music and dialogues, veilguard feels like another strange mod for Oblivion.

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging 2 месяца назад

    When you've ever played only one RPG in your life and the only companion you've ever come across was the Adoring Fan:

  • @DasSinaTier
    @DasSinaTier 3 дня назад

    Oh god...Davrin sounded like a failed attempt at reliving Oghren making jokes about the warden's and Alistair's relationship....

  • @RexRedwood
    @RexRedwood 2 месяца назад +2

    Is it possible to just let all these companions die. Because this dialog is killing me. Holy crap was this written by a confused 12 year old?

  • @behzadvasegh5844
    @behzadvasegh5844 Месяц назад

    I can feel the HR breathing down my neck

  • @jakeryan2805
    @jakeryan2805 2 месяца назад +3

    Still blow my mind 1 million people bought this trash. I can only hope most of them stopped playing shortly after and regretted their choice immensely.

  • @wafflezz52
    @wafflezz52 2 месяца назад +1

    TRAPS!? Where?!? I mean oh yeah haha fireballs...

  • @magdam1508
    @magdam1508 2 месяца назад

    When I was praising Baldur's gate for making Astarion feel like angsty OCs and making it feel right I didn't also praise the quality of wattpad! Astarion felt like OC angsty prompt made by professional writers with AMAZING animation and dialogues and voice acting. This is a wattpad fanfic of BG3.

  • @Dennzyl
    @Dennzyl Месяц назад

    well, it has one good thing...
    if you run out of words to describe the glory of "Baldurs Gate 3", you can show people the stark contrast of "near perfection" and "TRAASH", in form of... THIS!

  • @wilder11
    @wilder11 2 месяца назад +5

    This is an insult to Oblivion dialog.

  • @edgundaker5982
    @edgundaker5982 2 месяца назад

    Played this for a week and couldn't take it anymore.

    • @gonalvarez
      @gonalvarez 2 месяца назад

      i could not take even to buy this game

  • @bonstihlbourne9458
    @bonstihlbourne9458 2 месяца назад +3

    The most insufferable character ever made, very fitting

  • @mellooozx
    @mellooozx 2 месяца назад

    It sounds like two A.I.s talking to each other.

  • @KG7777
    @KG7777 2 месяца назад +1

    OK, that first bit was serviceable. Let me try to make it less overtly flirtatious. *ahem*
    Harding: "Taash, you're limping!"
    Taash: "No, I'm not."
    Harding: "Well, you seem to be favoring your left leg."
    Taash: "Oh, that, I stubbed my toe a ways ba-- Wait, were you staring at my legs?"
    Harding: "Taash, look at me. Legs are the first thing I notice about EVERYONE."
    Taash: "...OK, then, what's the SECOND thing you notice?"
    Harding: **stammers, trying to think of a rebuttal before giving up and sighing** ... Fair point.
    There, now there are two ways to interpret the scene:
    A) Harding shows genuine concern for Taash, who takes the opportunity to tease her about the height difference between them. Handing is forced to accept the joke based on a technical truth: that to look up at someone from behind, she would have to see their posterior as she points her gaze upwards.
    B) Harding really WAS looking at Taash's legs/backside and tries to deflect with a self-deprecating joke about her stature. Taash turns Harding's logic against her, forcing her to more-or-less admit she was being a pervert.

  • @kamuroshiryu8453
    @kamuroshiryu8453 2 месяца назад

    0:57 Maybe _below_ the cockles... Maybe in the _sub-cockle_ area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon... We don't know.

  • @amdogg-b2v
    @amdogg-b2v 2 месяца назад +1

    So many of the lines sound AI generated, both in voice and dialogue. It's driving me crazy. Why do so many of them sound deadpan at random intervals? Taash and Emmrich especially

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague 2 месяца назад

    I actually had to pause the video. I couldn't keep listening to that...

  • @victoriasharpe1661
    @victoriasharpe1661 2 месяца назад

    I went back to DAO and finished it on Friday night. How I missed the realistic organic banter between the companions. Especially Morrigan, not just with Alistair either

  • @captainofthelemonwipes4160
    @captainofthelemonwipes4160 Месяц назад

    The Oblivion soundtrack is too pure for this! 😂

  • @ItsThothTheIII
    @ItsThothTheIII 2 месяца назад +2

    Did the writers even play any of the other dragon age games?

    • @Poopustheclown
      @Poopustheclown 2 месяца назад +2

      A passion for the material that came before is actually a big no no for modern AAA development

    • @behzadvasegh5844
      @behzadvasegh5844 Месяц назад

      No they didn't. I saw some of them they don't even remember name of solace and he said "he spends most of the time is his mind" he was talking about the veil 😭

  • @frankenwaifu8092
    @frankenwaifu8092 2 месяца назад

    This game feels like every single person who worked on it was held at gunpoint by an HR worker

  • @melanietevoortwis6073
    @melanietevoortwis6073 2 месяца назад

    Yeah this is funnier then trowing goats, decide the faith of a box and "pick you up and thow you" Iron bull to Sera. or when Sera talks with Cassandra. Not to mention the side quest Swords and Shields...

  • @lupusumbra8676
    @lupusumbra8676 Месяц назад

    This feels like some teenager's Dragon Age fanfiction.

  • @lucastaffolani8087
    @lucastaffolani8087 11 дней назад

    i miss Alistair and Wynne debating about socks so much..

  • @mat.b.
    @mat.b. 2 месяца назад +1

    ....HAND TO BONER CONTACT?

  • @renestubbe6465
    @renestubbe6465 2 месяца назад +5

    but hey, atleast bioware didn‘t bring up the non-binary nonsense in the trap conversation

    • @jozefcyran2589
      @jozefcyran2589 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I was waiting for it 😂

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 2 месяца назад

      I think the game is not anime enough (yet) to bring up those kind of "traps" xD

  • @ModeSOLOgaming
    @ModeSOLOgaming 2 месяца назад +1

    Yes...I actually kept my wallet closed instead of buying this garbage.

  • @Spartan-cm1ru
    @Spartan-cm1ru 2 месяца назад

    Its like watching some goons twitch chat