BLIND YIAYKUS! (YIAY
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2021
- In today's YIAY, I asked you for your best haikus. And for the first time ever, I'm reading them blind!
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the fact that he intentionally made episode 575 the “haiku episode” has not gone unnoticed or unappreciated
man i totally agree! share like if you agree!
Also because it's something that he mentioned a few yiays back
Holy shit I did not notice that!! Thanks for bringing that up!!
What a weird limmerick
he literally says it in yiay 571 or 570, "Oh wait, i have a question for you. Since YIAY #575 is approaching soon..Make your best Haikus and I will read them blindly."
There once was a man of old age
His comedy was all the rage,
But his jokes became stale
And his punchlines would fail,
So his wife quickly took centre stage.
This is perfect!!
10/10 beautiful
Yo have to add the hashtag #YIAYlim
The burn!
This one’s classy
Jack: "I'll ask you to write limericks eventually."
Also Jack: *Asks immediately after*
Was he wrong?
@@cQunc LOL technically no
I love how much more easily broken jack is now it looks like he’s really having fun
The man is fake laughing for the video.....
@@whitestguyuknow He's faking it more than when he did retakes then
@@whitestguyuknow you sure?
There once was a fella named Jack
With booty so scrumptious and fat
He waggled his tail
Alas no avail
Nobody was calling him back :(
#yiaylim
Remember to put in the hashtag
This is absolutely amazing, getting my tail wiggling while reading it
I like this one because it's funny but more because the rhythm felt complete
Put in the hashtag dude!!!!!!
@@MJ-zl3vo what is the hashtag?
There once was a feline named Furvious
For the Shorty awards, he's the worthiest
The things you can win
while you're wearing his skin
prove the fursuit was truly luxurious
#yiaylim
i like this one
i like this one also
Kind of off the rhythm but a good start
Oh my God it's good too.
E
There once was a man who was dining.
The waiter, to him, was reciting:
"Enjoy your fine food." He
said "Thanks, y-you too."
So now he's at home and he's crying.
#YIAYlim
Elmo's a puppet of dreams,
Sown with red at the seams,
He runs quite fast
While at full mast
and won't stop until he hears screams
#Yiaylim
@@dragonminecrafter4195 Oh, right, thank you!
It’s too hard to get into Yiay.
“I’ll feature your joke,” what a lie.
I’ve tried for two years.
It brings me to tears.
Please, like if you cry every time.
#YIAYlim
amazing
Your streak will be broken, I'm sure of it!
Your limerick was fun and had cool wit!
But who am I to ensure
Your poem's future
In fact I could be full of shit
Yes.
This isn’t limerick.
beautiful
I just realized. Jack is the guy who asked!!! In fact he’s been doing it for years!! He’s been hiding in plain sight!!
so your calling out yourself?
Smort
no waaaaaaaay
hello good comment very much good
oh my god
For years I've loved her so bad,
I finally asked and was glad.
But after the "Yes",
She stops me and says,
"We can't ever tell mom and dad".
#YIAYlim
Goddamnit, you got me
this should have been included in the limerick YIAY
Too good
I do love the blind format, because we get to see the mix of dread and uncertainty in Jack's eyes when he reads the line "Super Mario" in haiku rhythm and has absolutely no idea what's coming next.
There once was a madman named Jack
Whose doggos were all out of whack.
They rose to oppose
The bedtime imposed
And ate their poor master for snack
#YIAYlim
the good ending
My favorite
Wrong flow tho
@@MinMaxist In what way? It's perfectly anapestic, as a limerick should be
@@aydenbales Aren’t there too many syllables in the first line though?
There once was a gamer who’d lose
While crying out desperate “uwu’s”
A gamer girl saw
His pitiful flaw
And sold him her Gamer Girl shoes
#YIAYlim
Add new or old after "her" and the syllables work
Mr Coolage: No, I think the rhythm works perfectly as-is. The last line has the same number of syllables as 1st and 2nd
-Paintspot Infez
Wasabi!
E
Switching shoes with “juice” makes it funnier
Get this man his medal and his saluting Obama picture.
Writing limericks ain't easy, it's true!
But here's a cool thing you can do:
See, you don't need perfection,
Just the perfect inflection,
And you can slip anything through.
remove 'the' from the fourth line?
The sounds like a Song from a musicsl lol
Love this one, thanks!
I’m pretty sure the point WAS that it still worked and flowed even with extra syllables. So like, self-referencing. Pretty cool idea :)
Some folks missed it, but I love it man
As Sonic stared into his eyes
Mario was shocked and surprised
“What if peach sees us”
“leave room for jesus”
Luigi looked on in despise
Ok, this is one of the best blind YIAYs to date
Congrats on the heart! Also I agree!
Agreed! This was hilarious!
Yes
I've never tried going out with a YIAY before
seriously i was laughing so hard
“Why do they call it an oven
When cold food is what you of in
Of out hot eat food”
And what we’ve all viewed
Was Jon’s stroke starting to begin.
#YIAYlim
This deserves so many Yaiy tokens
YES, YES
Brrrrrrr
stroke protocol go brrrrrrrr
Oh this, I like this
This one’s for Erin, not Jack
Cause she has a very strong back
To strengthen her spine
She drinks lots of wine
And carries your podcast, you hack!
#YIAYlim
Said Frosty the Snowman, "Hooray!
I'm filled with excitement today!"
the reason, of course:
a reliable source
said a snow blower's coming my way!"
#YIAYlim
This is one of the best ones here
How does this have so little likes
@@IAMA1 awwwe, thank you!
You're gonna wanna add #yaiylim so you can get seen, really good limerick btw!
@@michaelgaston1481 good catch, thank you! I completely forgot. I appreciate the compliment ^-^
"I'm sorry for all that I've done"
Said Sonic presenting his bum
Atoning for sins
With a mischievous grin
As Mario sticks out his tongue
#YIAYlim
#YIAYlim
@@geckogeico2212 Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me
i hope you get in
What in the goddamm?
If this one doesn't make it,
I think I might just take it,
Steal it for myself,
Add it to my wealth,
Of shitty limerick skits
#YIAYlim
there's a story that gives me a tickle,
though its relevance is rather fickle.
funniest thing i did see,
how it fills me with glee,
to see him turn into a pickle
#YIAYlim
I hate you and also love you but mostly hate you
Beautiful
YES
Mf where’d you get this from
I feel like the last line might be better if it was “he turned himself into a pickle”
Behold the trifecta of jacksfilms memes:
Your mother once called me to halt,
Sat down with a large glass of malt.
We had a discourse,
Then we had a divorce,
And yes son, it was all your fault.
Dark clouds once filled up my head,
But Shrek lifted me from my dread.
One day on my screen,
I saw ogre peen,
And once more I now wish I were dead.
Sonic holds the top ranking spot,
But Maroi's also pretty hot.
So then I got on it,
Drew fanart of Sonic
Making out with Mario a lot
#YIAYlim
I don’t see Nepal’s flag
The meter on the 3rd one is a mess.
“Getting a third dog seems pretty unwise”
Said Jack with doubt in his eyes
But one fateful day
He got the dog anyway
And sowed the seeds of his own demise
His beauty is larger than life
He pierces my soul like a knife
It's my only prayer
To peel off his layers
And moan, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
#yiaylim
i really like peel off his layers reference to onions nice touch
hello good comment very much good
the life and knife rhyme is awesome
This is fucking gold
Your comment has made my life measurably less enjoyable, thank you. Lol
There once was a fella named Jack,
Who I loved to view from the back,
couldn’t walk silent,
Ass claps so violent,
For booty the lad did not lack.
Don't forget #YIAYlim
This is the best comment on the internet
Put the hashtag in
Fucjing add the hashtag
Bruh poetry
Everyone said Jack was gay
He knew not why they saw him this way
Though jovial he was
The thought gave him pause
As his husband said “babe, you okay?”
#YIAYlim
I asked of my doc; "Give it straight"
He said there'd be not long to wait.
I prayed and I cried
that I might survive -
at least to July 28!
#YAIYlim
You would've been a winner 4 years ago
excellent
you gotta call the negative YIAY Tokens "YAIY Tokens".
++++
+
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this is a terrible limerick
@@pavloverboy YOUR'E a terrible limerick
There once was a mod for YIAY
Who suddenly started to cry
He read your submission
And made it his mission
To make sure you didn't get by. #YIAYlim
Buck up, my friend, 'cause today
Your poem will go all the way
If your limerick's not chosen,
Your heart will be frozen
And you won't haste to say that "Mods gay."
"Virgo season!" Jackfilm cried,
As his wife did let out a sigh
She necked some good wine,
Reciting the line:
"Please turn to page 145"
I love seeing Jack laugh this much
My parents were gone for the night
When I rose from my bed in a fright:
"Hey sis, that was fun,
But now that we're done,
I think that I might've peed white?"
#YIAYlim
Lol love it. Just add a “my” between from and bed in the 2nd line and the rhythm will be perfect 🤌
@@emh3229 dang I thought it in my head but it didn't make it onto the page, thanks for the catch my guy
Lest likes needs to be a tad longer to fit with first 2 lines syllable wise, hope you get in
Add a “that” between think and I in the last line and you’re golden
@@jeffshouse5652 You guys are the best, who knew that the internet could actually be good editors sometimes?
“With lim’ricks they haven’t a prayer.”
“We’ve got this!” We solemnly swear,
But on second glance
Perhaps there’s a chance,
The doubting was really quite fair. #YIAYlim
"Have you ever heard a bad divorce joke?"
My childhood
1:51 This line literally knocked him out
Jack went to a theme park last night,
his forehead reflecting moonlight.
He wept, for he knew
he was just four foot two:
he was too short to go on the rides
#YIAYlim
This is incredible
You made me laugh so hard. Congrats. Take my YIAY tokens.
I beg of you, Jacksfilms council. Pick this one.
#YIAYlim
Add the hashtag or you're not getting picked
jack laughing in the middle of reading but the music continuing is some of the funniest shit i’ve ever seen
“There was man who asked us all
Writing a limerick was his call
So I never surrendered
And a fact I remembered
Jacksfilms is under 5 feet tall”
#YIAYlim
"For YIAY I will ask you once more
to give me great answers galore!"
Thus twote the Jack
but what he got back
was just smut about furries and vore.
#YIAYlim
''I didn't know adultery could fit in a haiku.'' Jack, dude- we just had a hamilton haiku like a minute before, get your head in the game
High School Musical haiku as well?
There once was a man from LA
He told all his fans he's not gay
But all of a sudden
Jon opened the oven
Confused jack was till this same day
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food
@@lennytheeagle You beat me to it by five goddamm seconds
Great comment, but don't forget to add #YIAYlim
@@cerving20 lol
hashtag.
There once was a man named John
Whose forehead was incredibly long
I embraced the meme
In hopes to be seen
This'll get me on YIAY, am I wrong?
There was an emergency meeting at dawn
“There’s a dead body and lights weren’t on!”
They are filled with dismay
As they have no one to blame
And the Imposter would soon have them gone
Fun game: take a shot every time Jack buffers.
Alcohol Poisoning
death
Yeha tihs whass s goood idae!!!,!,,!!!
RUclips's new longest video
im gonna end up in the hospital
I once met a rather sad bloke
He was selling things new and bespoke.
I had money to lose
So I bought tiny shoes
You guessed it, the baby had croaked!
#YIAYlim
Add #YIAYlim
YOU WIN
THIS
HAHAHAHAHA
cackled
There once was a Dave with a band:
To Jack, they're the best in the land.
"He wakes up in the morning,
Bite to eat and he's rolling"
Sadly, only that song's in demand.
I’m so here for this blind format. Breaking Jack is more entertaining than it should be.
There once was a girl and a boy
Her words always filled him with joy
But when he spoke back
She'd answer him, "Jack,
Please stop saying ME ME BIG BOY!"
#YIAYlim
Ayyy OG
Great. I have been looking for a lightswitch one, but this is better.
I couldn't find a lightswitch one, so I spent 10 minutes making one.
Will we really let jack underestimate his audience's capability to write limerick?
Yes.
Understandable.
The haikus were so spiritual that they glitched the video.
A way better name for Jeff’s spaceship is the Bezos Blaster. It blasts off into space or a crevice much darker…
Its really nice to see Jack genuinely laugh, and super hard at that. Seeing him enjoying this makes it 10x’s better :]
hello good comment very much good
The thing that Jack's fans are honestly happy seeing him laugh is wholesome and so heartwarming. Thank you, people!
Can y'all time stamp the genuine laugh you see in this video? I can't find it....
@@whitestguyuknow 1:49 is UNDENIABLY a genuine laugh
He was laughing at mine! :)
#YIAYlim
Yesterday Jack Douglass asked,
“With limerick writing, you’re tasked!”
I wrote one for him,
It didn’t get in!
So now, here I sit, flabbergast.
-ed
A better end would be “a gaspted”
06:12 I love the fact that its the husbands partner that jumps out the window and not the other person lmao
There once was an ogre named Shrek
He had little hairs on his peck
The donkey came over
To calm down the ogre
Exclaiming, “oh donkey”, “oh Shrek”
This is the episode we waited 575 episodes for
574?
There once was a sweet ginger cat
who hated Mondays, and was fat,
but during the 'rona, became John's fursona.
It all went downhill after that.
#YIAYlim
This is great, but a piece of advice, and that is to drop down after 'rona just in case some it reads it wrong.
Just a suggestion; maybe change the last line to "it was all downhill after that" idk it just rolls off the tongue easier
5:34 Jackfilm loading
I once went to northern Japan
and met a very old man.
He told me to come,
he pulled out his gun,
and said "get in the van."
Seeing Jack laugh & break has become the newest source of my joy
it makes me so happy to know he's happy :)
Yeah, me too
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear eoc
@@AxxLAfriku it's doc not eoc it's like you're not even trying anymore AxxL :(
I was your 666th like. Don't thank me, thank Satan.
I entered a limerick YIAY
With the best poem I could supply
But Jack was a jerk
And ignored my hard work
So all I could do was just cry
#YIAYlim
Jack doesn't pick these anymore but uhh at least we didn't ignore your hard work
Awww I love it
This is the most I’ve laughed at a YIAY in a while
I must write a limerick at once!
My incredible wit will ensconce
The jacksfilms fans
Who’ll throw up their hands
At this limericks lack of raunch
That voice crack on "five seven five"
Chef's kiss
Man's finally going through puberty 😔👊🏻 hopefully his forehead will drop
There once were two dogs white as snow.
At home, close to Jack they would grow.
Alas, from the wild,
emerged a young child.
Here comes Chip, their new mortal foe.
#YIAYlim
This is perfect 10/10
That's cute
I love how they’re called YIAYkus no longer a missed opportunity
2:12 I thought the next line would be "born in sixty four"
jeffery.. jeffery bezooos
The hedgehog and italian man
Never crossed paths as they ran
Until one magical night
Filled with joy and delight
They fell into each other's gloved hands.
This is a really good one
#yiaylim
Beautiful
Just change third line until to till and fifth line into to and then the phrasing all works
@@qwertyuiopzxcvbnm7140 -- I'd like to see it changed to:
"A Hedgehog and the Italian man (over enunciating "I-tal-i-an)
Have never crossed paths as they ran" would flow better and the rest can stay the same. imho
Theres once was a short lad name Jack,
The furries consider him a snack,
His tail is 2' 2",
And he goes "UwU!",
If you touch his ears he attack!
#yiaylim
i hated every second of that. have mercy
You forgot to add #yiaylim
@@madisonperez9194 Thanks for catching that!
his tail is bigger than he is tall
@@TylerFurrison this is possibly the greatest sentence ive heard this month
Yesterday I asked all of you
To write me a limerick or two
It proved quite the test
But here are the best
Now let’s get on with the show uwu~ #YIAYlim
ya gotta add the tag
There once was a lad called Brady
who beloved a girl named Sadye
you could tell he adored her when he tipped his fedora
and quietly whispered " M'lady".
This one video is proof that the blind format has brought jack's faith in yiay
I know this has probably been said many times, but the blind format is so refreshing and having Jack be much more into it and causing him to break as he doesn't know what's coming has made these videos so much more fun to watch. When Jack's having fun, we're having fun!
Yea
Anyone else tried to read this as a limerick? XD
This is a weird ass limerick
7:23
This typed out just got me laughing too hard. The council is great 😂
I love all the jack loading lol
jack slowly turning his videos into a 9th grade english class: WRITE ME POEMS
The editing in this video was really funny, but not too intrusive to the actual content. Great job, editor!
Eh, the mario thing was kinda intrusive. But that's it.
Nah they’re trying too hard lmao stop
this round of yiaykus were particularly hilarious. good job guys
One of my favourite yiays in a very long time this was amazing
#YIAYLim
John's movies have been soul barin'
With or without beeped swearin'
Blood, Sweat and Tears
For over 15 years
Yet his fanbase prefers his wife Erin.
The sylabbles are weird in this one
Add #YIAYlim so the Jackfilm council can see this!
Took me a few tries to say it right
@@zetarrro syllables*
there was a youtuber jack
his wife sure was a snack.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There once was an Italian plumber
Who needed a good, tender lover
So he found the hedgehog
They went for a snog
And soon they were under the covers
#YIAYLim
Look at that fryer!
Look at me I'm a rat now!
Now I am a food!
Jack: mentions the Thanos-copter
Also Jack: mentions the Batmobile instead of the batplane/bat wing.
We've many memes here of which...
One always makes Jack twitch.
Some guessed it was Nepal
But the winner of them all
was actually just a lightswitch.
Don't forget #YIAYlim
Rhymes are good, but line 2 needs more syllables and lines 3 and 4 need to be trunkated a bit to flow better. I'd recommend the following edits:
We've many memes here of which
only one causes Jacksfilms to twitch.
Though some guessed Nepal,
the best of them all
was actually just a lightswitch.
@@MrLegendofLP -- much better except should keep the "a" before "lightswitch". Oh...wait, depends on how you pronounce "actually" - if pronouncing each syllable, then yeah, no "a"...if you're a short-cutter like me and pronounce it with 3 syllables instead of 4, then it needs an "a".
@@Uniquely-Unoriginal Fixed! Not sure how I missed that.
2:45 Jack talking about Fake Facts as if that isn’t his breadwinning YIAY theme
my favourite thing about the adultery one is that the person who actually lives there is the one to jump out the window
Oh damn, I didn't even notice it was for 575. That is perfect. All of a sudden I don't mind it being another haiku episode
One question still lies ahead,
To insanity it has lead,
“Why’s it an oven?
It’s cold food you of in
And hot food you of out instead”
#YIAYlim
amazing
Remember the #YIAYlim
Eminem is that you, 'cuz it flows freaking perfectly
I think this is the best Oven based one I've read so far.
Please hashtag it
"Oh yeah, Sonic" Mario sighed
"Oh, Mario" Sonic replied
Skip two scenes ahead
They're lying in bed
Loud noises are strongly implied
#YIAYlim
underrated
oh this is superb
Your intonation is so wrong
Your intonation is so wrong
It gave me the "Ugh"s
Yes your poem sucks
The lines 2 and 5 are too long.
Thank you
Your Poem is shit
It has no flow, none at all
It was a good try
Remove the “are” and tell him to say “Mar-yo,” then it works
That Sonic and Mario GIF makes things rise,
my heating arousal cannot be disguised.
It do not need to be longer
but I really have to ponder
an Eggman and Bowser one would be a prize.
How do you even get a video to glitch this much lol
10/10 improved it immensely
Just to let you all know, I used to work at a movie theater, and when I worked usher if there was a break in my schedule I'd sneak into the theaters and watch the movies while I waited for a theater to drop. So we can in fact enjoy the movie too, and your mistake wasn't technically embarrassing.
"Why is it called oven?" Jon said,
"When of out hot eat food instead!"
He grinned and he smiled;
Alas, all the while,
Poor Garfield just wished he were dead
#YIAYlim
This was the first one of this meme in limerick for that kinda worked
what the hell did you just say
@@arsdago8121 he said gods words
Love these
I love how he made a haiku pun by making 575 a haiku episode
#YIAYlim
We always say violets are blue.
We all write some great haikus.
And we know that this gimmick
Of writing a limerick
will repeatedly get sequels too.
#YIAYlim
When proposing Erin did say
“Oh my god I thought you were gay”
She laughed and howled
While came a small crowd
Who asked the poor fellow “bad day?”
This was the most cursed (and, consequently, the funniest) episode I have ever seen
It said “really counting?” at 4:56