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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2022
  • In this week's video, I try to guess the Wikihow article based on the picture! It's the world's hardest quiz! Post your score in the comments below! If you beat me, you're lying!!
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  • @lizziefirkey6385
    @lizziefirkey6385 2 года назад +9881

    I'm just gonna be honest here, Jack. If you stare at a woman's collarbone in order to not stare at her chest, she's still gonna think you're staring at her chest.

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 2 года назад +711

      Or she's going to think you have a neck fetish, either way it's a lose lose situation.

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 2 года назад +261

      Thats why youse need to learn eye contact lol

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce 2 года назад +137

      Which is why it would be a step in a wikihow article

    • @goodnewsgeek42
      @goodnewsgeek42 2 года назад +118

      Exactly, like if the article was gonna teach you to focus on another part of her, why not focus on the part you're supposed to be looking at when you talk to all people, her EYES lmfao

    • @matthewcron8842
      @matthewcron8842 2 года назад +47

      Just going to say this now, but just making eye contact with someone you’ve never met is still as weird and awkward. Just don’t stare at people, simple as that.

  • @sv003
    @sv003 2 года назад +4198

    You should whisper Girl-Boss phrases to Erin while she's sleeping as Affirmative Sleep Talk

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/видео.html
      Finally..

    • @Cta7
      @Cta7 2 года назад +52

      Here come the bots

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 2 года назад +70

      “You love your Garfield Fursuit and you want to wear it for me all the time.”
      John whispered to Erin.

    • @artemis3181
      @artemis3181 2 года назад +17

      @Beast 😈 is garbage!!
      MY PARENTS ACTUALLY LOVE ME

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 2 года назад +48

      “Jacksfilms is garbage, I make way better content.”
      Beast 😈 whispered to Erin.

  • @t-rexander3062
    @t-rexander3062 2 года назад +432

    If you pretend that every answer is, “how to be the coolest kid in school” this vid gets way funnier

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 8 месяцев назад

      1) Dream about dolphins
      2) Stare at women’s tits
      3) Kiss your hand
      4) Venture into the real world
      5) _Choose your target_

  • @oldmanbankins3511
    @oldmanbankins3511 2 года назад +1005

    great video Jack! my favorite part is when you projectile vomited blood for a solid 3 minutes! Chipwich chanting those demonic spells was so funny!

    • @jeffreycauwels1974
      @jeffreycauwels1974 2 года назад +7

      This is underrated asf
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @luckycharm8299
      @luckycharm8299 Год назад +1

      ya fav part i loved how red the blood was!

  • @ohanronton
    @ohanronton 2 года назад +1829

    Jokes on you Jack, I have the "How to have sex appeal" article memorized.

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 2 года назад +72

      memorizing it doesn't help, you need to actually follow it

    • @supremeNinja-sy6qq
      @supremeNinja-sy6qq 2 года назад +11

      how to die

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 2 года назад +19

      Jokes on you Noah Norton I have how to be a virgin while all your friends aren't memorized

    • @kerrichristian7991
      @kerrichristian7991 2 года назад +7

      And the right lady/gent will appreciate that someday.

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 2 года назад +5

      @@kerrichristian7991 yes our lord and savior Jesus Christ as he allows me through the gates of heaven 😎😎😎

  • @wolfgangwild4038
    @wolfgangwild4038 2 года назад +3636

    I did get a little nervous when Jack looked directly into the camera and starting reading out my IP address. But it was only a couple seconds of stress in an otherwise perfect video!

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 года назад +25

      bad day?

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 года назад +48

      But that was my IP address.....

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 года назад +41

      Wolfgang Wild do you live in my walls?!?

    • @gege1178
      @gege1178 2 года назад +23

      @@SunnyDJSkaar well yeah he's your uncle that was disowned

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 года назад +10

      @@gege1178 makes sense

  • @sookthefabulous
    @sookthefabulous 2 года назад +96

    The part where Jack unhinges his jaw so he can devour an entire hot dog vertically was unexpected, but it sure lets you know who the superior throat goat is.

  • @OrangeyPo
    @OrangeyPo 2 года назад +42

    This video was great! I felt very seen when Jack stared directly into the camera and recited my my full name, dob, ssn, address, and credit card information. I just love how much he really gets to know people on such a deep level.

  • @bizcastl
    @bizcastl 2 года назад +13862

    Interesting choice to end the video with 5 minutes of Jack eating out of a dog bowl on all fours. Really great stuff, keep it up 👍

    • @frobie200
      @frobie200 2 года назад +501

      Should have been longer tbh. I wonder if he will post a full hour of it on his Onlyfans.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 2 года назад +167

      Was it with lasagna? I bet it was lasagna.

    • @TheAltra97
      @TheAltra97 2 года назад +140

      I'm gonna show my dad! He loves dogs and eating!

    • @shadow24-
      @shadow24- 2 года назад +27

      🤤

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 2 года назад +62

      those damn millennials doing whatever they can to get over 10 minutes!!

  • @PumpkinLuke
    @PumpkinLuke 2 года назад +2062

    I don't know how he does it, but Jack is always so much funnier when he's awake.

  • @thetwelfthuwu1492
    @thetwelfthuwu1492 2 года назад +79

    Really I was surprised with the way Jack handled playing chess with his own reflection for two minutes, I'm impressed! This is the content I like to see :)

  • @sonahonkai
    @sonahonkai 2 года назад +18

    21:42
    It's amazing how the Wikihow artice about "How not to Have a Brain Aneurysm" predicted the Oscars 2022.

  • @Arakai13
    @Arakai13 2 года назад +1796

    Loved the video. Showed it to my mom during mommy-son-milky time and she let me stay up an extra half hour to watch it in full. Thanks, Jack. Can’t wait to show it to my wife later.

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie 2 года назад +188

      that's it, I'm logging off

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 года назад +127

      How dare you cheat on your mom.

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway 2 года назад +69

      ayo jarvis alt account?

    • @somethingsuperbland8829
      @somethingsuperbland8829 2 года назад +15

      How much did your mommy cost?

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv 2 года назад +26

      now Im sure Im in hell

  • @thatspoiler6414
    @thatspoiler6414 2 года назад +2463

    The most Cursed thing about this comment section is how strangely wholesome and serious everyone is being. Its like we're doing the opposite of what Jack wants.

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot 2 года назад +24

      I support that

    • @MonsieurALG
      @MonsieurALG 2 года назад +2

      Hey remember the GoPro YIAY

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS 2 года назад +7

      I think it's just because you are sorting by best. Many of those comments are old, and probably the users writing those comments didn't finish the video. Also the cursed comments probably receive less likes. Sort by new to see them.

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 2 года назад +13

      Remember that iCarly episode where Gibby accidentally showed his dick on the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon?

    • @rodrigomoreira1901
      @rodrigomoreira1901 2 года назад

      Ratio

  • @maijakuusisto
    @maijakuusisto 2 года назад +91

    Loved this video. The anatomy chart of Garfield's garussy was my favorite part.

  • @TiiAye
    @TiiAye Год назад +9

    30 cm is way too much room for jacks coffin

  • @CsBercel
    @CsBercel 2 года назад +1970

    Wow, Jack is no longer short!

    • @iamthekittycat
      @iamthekittycat 2 года назад +21

      Its almost yiay 600 so we are on the right track at the perfect time, and the perfect time is always gonna be whenever its now, and now is always

    • @dagoose4373
      @dagoose4373 2 года назад +6

      Yes but actually no

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/видео.html
      Don't miss This.

    • @skylinesandturnstiles9595
      @skylinesandturnstiles9595 2 года назад +1

      long jack

    • @Schlong.
      @Schlong. 2 года назад +8

      That’s debatable

  • @justjamminjazzy
    @justjamminjazzy 2 года назад +3105

    I find it rather interesting how Jack uses YIAY as a buffer to have an easier time coming out to the world about all of his fetishes. We all deal in different ways, and I’m proud of you Jack for finding something that works for you! :)

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 года назад +16

      ratio

    • @jamesramsey1736
      @jamesramsey1736 2 года назад +48

      I disagree I really wasn’t a fan of the part where he talked about how diaper fetish was ok

    • @nickelodeon2226
      @nickelodeon2226 2 года назад +53

      @@jamesramsey1736 I know we shouldn't kinkshame, but John is like 50, he should've really gotten over that by now.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 года назад +34

      Jack? Coming out? Please, this community has already ripped every fetish from this man’s shivering lifeless corpse.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 года назад +7

      Especially that fetish to hold your poop in. It's a little extreme but I support

  • @mila_beiseiku4285
    @mila_beiseiku4285 2 года назад +31

    Love it, how randomly Jacks Husband walks around the background wearing this leather face mask and a potato sack. Would love to see some videos with the two of you, guys

  • @genericsidecharacter8915
    @genericsidecharacter8915 2 года назад +47

    Big ups to the editor. Added that extra bit of entertainment value along with the regular video editing.

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 2 года назад +4646

    I think the spinoff series is a great idea! "Yesterday, I Found Funny" is gonna be a great way to keep ideas fresh on the channel. Can't wait to YIFF with you!

  • @nerdydude4278
    @nerdydude4278 2 года назад +349

    I loved when Erin came in and beat the shit out of Jack. Also big ups to the editor for adding in the laugh track and Seinfeld riff while Jack cried for 10 minutes.

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt 2 года назад +13

      I agree, it was very birlgoss of the all mighty funny one to show up and show Films Johnathan his place

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 года назад +5

      It’s not beating, it’s accidentally dropping her fists into him for a solid twenty five minutes.

    • @gnatfelton4117
      @gnatfelton4117 2 года назад +1

      I'm just surprised she let him out of the cage for this one.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 года назад

      oh that's what that video on the dark web was

  • @chia8049
    @chia8049 2 года назад +39

    Nyah, what a great video Jack-kun!! Sorry we haven’t been able to roleplay lately.. I’ve been pretty busy with the dungeon.

  • @whiteegretorchids8234
    @whiteegretorchids8234 10 месяцев назад +10

    I actually gasped when I saw the cheese one, a few years ago me and my friend were joking about how they have everything on wikihow so we looked up how to start a cult as a joke.. the cheese cult had been an inside joke between us because of that

  • @hankgilchrest6061
    @hankgilchrest6061 2 года назад +355

    I really like the part where Jack rearranged the bones of the dogs in chronological order

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад

      Good

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 года назад +4

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @cat4laugh
      @cat4laugh 2 года назад

      Yummy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 года назад +5

      It was reassuring to see that a paramedic was on scene, the cries of terror were a bit much though? Like my guy if you wanna pet the dog so bad just take off the shackles smh 🤦

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 2 года назад +6

      Should've done it in alphabetical order, cause thats my kink

  • @petergriffinfunnies
    @petergriffinfunnies 2 года назад +311

    Jack uploading full length yiays is like my mom finally breastfeeding me again instead of giving me normal milk

    • @bloodlust_9890
      @bloodlust_9890 2 года назад +7

      Bu... I killed her 15 years ago

    • @andrewprahst2529
      @andrewprahst2529 2 года назад +15

      To me, the breastfeeding IS the normal milk.
      Sometimes mommy give me her special milk

    • @nataliezabel7757
      @nataliezabel7757 2 года назад +5

      Loving to see them milky fans out there! Yum Yum! 😛

    • @aaroneb15
      @aaroneb15 2 года назад +6

      @@andrewprahst2529 this is the most cursed comment i've seen yet

    • @peaceandlongboarding4283
      @peaceandlongboarding4283 2 года назад +2

      Well my mom has been locked in my freeZer
      Mmmm ice cold breast milk

  • @jokergoat6405
    @jokergoat6405 2 года назад +37

    nothing's better than watching a jackfilm's video after a nice long piss 🥰😋

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 8 месяцев назад +5

      Nothing better than watching a jackfilms video after lapping up some dude’s piss from the toilet bowl like a dog
      (Ik im late im sorry)

    • @ractheraccoon
      @ractheraccoon 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@L0rdOfThePies true

    • @kidkid6600
      @kidkid6600 7 месяцев назад

      @@L0rdOfThePies im later than you

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 7 месяцев назад

      @@kidkid6600 😔 you’re right

  • @Rune404
    @Rune404 2 года назад +44

    Glad to finally hear you're letting Erin go, personally I think it was always weird you made up a girlfriend but glad to see progress 👍

  • @mikijunior5339
    @mikijunior5339 2 года назад +1308

    If I had to pinpoint it, it was this channel that gave me a foot fethish. Working at a shoe store is now not just a labor, its my passion.
    Thanks Jack, you are the sun of my life.

    • @lillykeim6741
      @lillykeim6741 2 года назад +71

      Shoe sale. Baby died!

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 года назад +26

      Why dont you work at a foot store.

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway 2 года назад +31

      are you a smell or texture guy?

    • @unclespoon1838
      @unclespoon1838 2 года назад +11

      those tootsies got 11 stars on wikifeet for a reason

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 2 года назад +16

      These replies are cursed

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 2 года назад +528

    Your editor is absolutely amazing. I think you should let them out of the basement for an hour or two as reward.

    • @eivrela
      @eivrela 2 года назад +8

      i think he first needs to let them stand up, then (when they earn it) walk, and so on.

    • @moralesanarosario3724
      @moralesanarosario3724 2 года назад +3

      @@eivrela do they even eat?

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 2 года назад +14

      Nice try editor, back to the cage with you

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic 2 года назад +2

      Editing long-form videos IS the reward.

    • @mudcradle
      @mudcradle 2 года назад +1

      @@eivrela guys, guys, this isn't one of Simon Whistler's channels. Or is it....?

  • @Strabius
    @Strabius 2 года назад +7

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs?"
    Clearly you've never heard about the classic "frog pit to woo your bisexual girlfriend" move.

  • @baronesscatfish
    @baronesscatfish 10 месяцев назад +3

    An explanation of the bizarre hotdog throwing tutorial:
    There's an old geometric probability problem called "Buffon's needle problem" which approximates, given a surface made out of uniformly sized boards, what is the probability that a needle dropped onto the surface lands on one of the lines between the boards. In the article this is a hotdog landing on one of the tape lines. The answer to this problem involves pi due to angle math, related to calculating the angles at which the needles could possibly fall.
    You can create a "Monte Carlo" scenario out of this - a method in which you collect a set of random results to approximate something deterministic - by reworking the answer to the problem to instead solve for pi rather than solving for the probability of the needles falling on the lines. This just involves simple algebra. You can create a confirmation bias situation by selecting very specific lengths for the objects being dropped (hotdogs) and the spacing of the boards (tape) so that it's extremely likely that the results provide an accurate approximation of pi, specifically aiming for 355/113, a fraction which is accurate to the first 6 decimal places of pi. Of course, throwing hotdogs on your kitchen floor is both a waste of food and not truly random, but that's beside the point.
    This is not very useful as a teaching tool as it teaches NOTHING about pi, Buffon's needle, Monte Carlo, or even confirmation bias. It would only teach any of those things if one took the time to explain what I just explained in even greater detail. Playing out this hotdog experiment with a child would only leave them confused and make pi seem like some magical arbitrary number. Regardless, the hotdog throwing simulation is a surprisingly well established "experiment" with history beyond this WikiHow article.
    As an aside, you could forgo the tape entirely and instead only use the hotdogs to replicate Zu's fraction, which is that 355/113 approximation of pi, attributed to Zu Chongzhi. He calculated it all the way back in the 5th century by building an approximation of a circle, using sticks to make a 24,576-sided polygon. This was essentially a physical proof of the Liu Hui algorithm, an approximation of pi using polygons created by an earlier Chinese mathematician. I believe the WikiHow article alludes to this by mentioning building a circle around your house out of baguettes. Replicating this exactly would require 24,576+ hotdogs... but it would actually teach WHAT pi is, a ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle.

  • @josiebianchi3481
    @josiebianchi3481 2 года назад +1294

    I don't know how Jack got his hands on the feet cut of the Sonic movie, but I appreciate that he showed it to the world. Those CGI artists must have spent months on every wrinkle, pore, and callous on Sonic's feet, and they deserve recognition for it. Yummy wummy me likey.

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 года назад +6

      Ratio

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 года назад +9

      bad day???

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 2 года назад +52

      it was the first thing that ever made me have that white sticky release. sonic is my husbando, and we will be in love and together until the end of time ❤️

    • @tomepsilon
      @tomepsilon 2 года назад +8

      @@abrahamo2895 h god

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru 2 года назад +3

      no

  • @Whathefox.
    @Whathefox. Год назад +2

    Weird ad break... but I guess being lathered in ice cream was a stylistic choice to break the normality of ads.
    Still a fun video all around, ad break was the cherry on top for a good time.

  • @silliest_gooose
    @silliest_gooose 5 месяцев назад +3

    I really like the part where jack strips and dances on a pole for 4 hours straight. It's not very common for YAIAY
    to do something like that, but i think it's a nice detail to add for the kids. Thanks Mr jackflims👍🤣.

  • @WKogut
    @WKogut 2 года назад +396

    Anyone else feels like Jacksfilms is ideal to watch whilst dissolving bodies?

    • @dmitryboardman9762
      @dmitryboardman9762 2 года назад +21

      Yes, and I'm not even a mortician!

    • @nedzobanjevac
      @nedzobanjevac 2 года назад +3

      agreed😇

    • @WKogut
      @WKogut 2 года назад +11

      @@chap_0245 Yeah, but don't do it to babies, I'd be a waste of a good snack

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway 2 года назад +6

      his whiny voice really covers up the sizzling

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins 2 года назад +3

      @@chap_0245 It's fine as long as you apply the same rules as for preparing poultry. Remove excess fluids, cook them well done etc. Except for Nepalese babies. They are safe, can and *should* be eaten raw like a Wuhan bat.

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 2 года назад +95

    Since everyone’s gonna think I’m joking anyway, sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to get naked , cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug.

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 года назад +13

      I've seen you. Do you have to do it in the middle of the shopping mall? I just want to watch the biweekly orgy in peace.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 2 года назад +3

      Bro, me too! :D

    • @dagreatleaf9003
      @dagreatleaf9003 2 года назад +2

      You should get an onlyfans to post those videos (and maybe a little r34 slug porn as well haha jk)

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 2 года назад +5

      coward. do it with gasoline like the rest of us

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 года назад +5

      @@quinintheclouds Hey, do you have a match?

  • @abbystarheart1
    @abbystarheart1 2 года назад +2

    Strengthening your pelvic floor helps with incontinence because often times your bladder leaks because the pelvic floor muscles are too weak to keep the pipe closed. It can also cause other organs to press down on the bladder

  • @McKaylaGamez
    @McKaylaGamez 2 года назад +14

    Erin brutally murdering jack was a good addition to the video. I personally loved it when Jack said, “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” it was honest beautiful. I hope to see more of the content in the future Jack, or shall I say, Erin. Erin, what is the name of your cult? I really want to join.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 года назад +1165

    Didn’t expect a half-hour long YIAY that isn’t a milestone special. But, I was looking for background noise, so I’m thankful!

    • @martito1014
      @martito1014 2 года назад +46

      Lowkey a roast?

    • @protocool4493
      @protocool4493 2 года назад +3

      @@martito1014 fr

    • @karlpoppins
      @karlpoppins 2 года назад +8

      Yeah what was the last time he posted something actually good? I miss the days of his parodies, now his work feels rather repetitive, and it shows in his shrinking views, too. I certainly haven't followed him in more than a year. To be fair, he already had a great RUclips career, so it's fine that he's now run out of ideas.

    • @noivernblast3366
      @noivernblast3366 2 года назад +26

      @@karlpoppins wait pls tell me this is a copypasta

    • @ommy7672
      @ommy7672 2 года назад

      Omg speaking of milestone special
      598!!!

  • @yabitch6949
    @yabitch6949 2 года назад +503

    I got the "how to start a cult" right because I once was reading that wikihow and they gave an example of a cult based on cheese. I never forgot.

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Год назад +6

    Really loved how you managed to get your hands on the butthole cut of cats, idk how you managed to do that but you have done the world a great justice 🙏🙏

  • @alexandriafaith2258
    @alexandriafaith2258 Год назад +1

    I have a bladder disorder. The preventing bed wetting is because many people are “holding” their pee even in small amounts and that constant stress on your pelvic floor makes you relax at night and piss the bed. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and you’ll have better control over it

  • @3wwerocks
    @3wwerocks 2 года назад +1445

    Hey Jack! Just wanted to say I've always been a big fan! Love listening to Yiay while I empty out my piss jugs, this episode was the perfect length

    • @Pepagg8
      @Pepagg8 2 года назад +31

      @@CleverPunShoe just squish more

    • @logestt
      @logestt 2 года назад

      logestt

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 года назад +2

      idk why every time jack posts I have to run to the toilet because I will piss myself

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 года назад +1

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • @Lduck2
    @Lduck2 2 года назад +505

    Jack can never escape his destiny as a furry. The more his hairline recedes, the bigger the beard will grow.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Год назад +7

    (12:40) π isn't circular. π is a constant, a ratio, a number of 3,141592653... and you can get to this number in many ways. One of the ways is circumference÷diameter, but that doesn't make π "round", whatever that means.

  • @highquality5140
    @highquality5140 2 года назад +5

    22:58 consider removing him from HIS life

  • @SeanPAllen
    @SeanPAllen 2 года назад +543

    Is it just me, or did Jack look really good in this YIAY? Though, I may be a bit biased because I watched him make it from his window.

  • @Angel-lc1yh
    @Angel-lc1yh 2 года назад +50

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs"
    Someone tell him about the cottagecore lesbians

    • @patheticmortal373
      @patheticmortal373 2 года назад +2

      I attract frogs for the biodiversity. Want to keep the local species happy

    • @electronicecstasy8453
      @electronicecstasy8453 2 года назад +1

      I personally attract frogs to use as sacrifices for the gods

  • @xxpromlggamerproxx
    @xxpromlggamerproxx Год назад +5

    The part where Jack shoved Erin in the oven and turned it on at 450F was pretty wacky! Nice to see you are changing up your content!

  • @Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames
    @Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames 9 месяцев назад +3

    I really enjoyed the part where jack pointed the camera at the toilet and proceeded to crap blood for the rest of the video. Great stuff Jack keep it up!

  • @theblusnake8603
    @theblusnake8603 2 года назад +228

    Jack specifically asked for a cursed comment section but instead gets the most positive one.
    Truly the most cursed thing possible…

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 2 года назад +2

      It's because they didn't want to spoil the big twist of Ocarina of Time. Also, Sheik isn't an actual person, it's a disguised personality Zelda used to hide from Ganondorf. She disguised herself as a guy with magic, but Zelda herself still identifies as a female, so Sheik is female. It's a little confusing, I know. Just imagine a future Zelda that Link wasn't there to protect, so she had to train her own skills in order to survive, and she put on a fake mustache to hide herself(from Ganondorf), but switch the mustache with magic and that's basically Sheik.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 2 года назад

      Unicorn testicles :)

    • @Charlie-fm6xe
      @Charlie-fm6xe 2 года назад +2

      @@harrymacer2699 amen gamer

    • @aaronharris1092
      @aaronharris1092 2 года назад

      Meat

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 года назад

      ratio

  • @rednonfelix
    @rednonfelix 2 года назад +22

    It's not a war crime if theres no one to write the history books

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt 2 года назад

      But it is in our hearts and I think that’s what truly matters

  • @remember_this1336
    @remember_this1336 Год назад +5

    8:32 this reminded me of a russian copypasta that is a literal guide to having your way with a female dolphin

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy 2 года назад +3

    jack being genuinely confused as to why he got it wrong is gold to me

  • @saun.4720
    @saun.4720 2 года назад +594

    It's still makes me shiver to this day, thinking about how Gnomeo had to sneak out against his family's will to meet Julliet, I was rooting for him the whole time, but whenever he broke rules it stressed me out, still does, from just thinking about it.

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 2 года назад +41

      If you get too stressed, just think about the gnome in the mankini. I know this always helps me out.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад +1

      Good

    • @emmitt0ther297
      @emmitt0ther297 2 года назад +4

      Don’t worry too much because if anything went wrong Sherlock gnomes would help them in the sequel :]

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 года назад

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @silasjulich3514
      @silasjulich3514 2 года назад +1

      This comment makes me want to say something about a ham sandwich being thrown at a wall, and I don't know how in the fuck you did it... thank you. I'm going to scream at a wall whilst I make lasagna in my dishwasher because I can do that for some reason. May the lord be with you.

  • @Ham_991
    @Ham_991 2 года назад +1746

    Jack, I have to admit something deeply personal and a little bit strange… Your videos always put me in the mood to pickle carrots. I thought at first that it was your editing, but ever since you hired editors for you, the primal thirst to pickle carrots (fresh picked from my local community garden and/or my neighbour’s front lawn) has only grown. I swear, I’ve never had this happen to me before you! To be honest, I had never known how to pickle vegetables until I watched you for the first time, Mr. Johnsmovies, but now I’ve made a large business surrounding the sale of my pickled carrots and I’ve been turning in a large profit.
    …If I must confess further, I sometimes watch Jack To The Future just so I can get some pickling done. The way you say “hey guys, I’m super excited for today’s video”… even thinking about it makes me in the mood to pull out the jars!
    Oh gosh… it’s happening again…
    ~ AaAaAaAa!!! ~

    • @wrath1746
      @wrath1746 2 года назад +107

      Thine carrot must be pickled

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 2 года назад +138

      This is probably the only actually cursed comment I've seen

    • @williambardell1073
      @williambardell1073 2 года назад +54

      Glad to know I’m not the only one! There’s just something about the tone of his voice that makes me long for a good pickled carrot- store bought can never satisfy my urges, so I wind up making my own. Unlike OP however, I could never sell my produce, it just feels too personal.

    • @marka1784
      @marka1784 2 года назад +15

      I knew I wasn't the only one

    • @turtledragon52
      @turtledragon52 2 года назад +36

      I’ve finally found my people! Something about his voice really does just make me crave the rush I get from pickling carrots. Thank you for bringing this issue to light, I really felt we needed to discuss it.
      Running to the store to buy some new jars for this yiay 🏃

  • @thealmightytor
    @thealmightytor 2 года назад +2

    jack, im so happy you got a VIP pass to emoji movie 2! i know how much you loved the first one and couldn't wait for the sequel.

  • @drumstuff1524
    @drumstuff1524 Год назад +2

    Charlie Slimecicle is screaming about ostriches in the background of this video

  • @accountmanager8728
    @accountmanager8728 2 года назад +1677

    10:08 Personally, I feel like this was a disturbing change of pace for a YIAY episode. It made me extremely uncomfortable when Erin and her friends murdered Jack on camera, and gathered around to consume his deceased corpse. Gouging out his eyes was too far, even for me. Does this mean that Erin's hosting YIAY now?

    • @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494
      @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494 2 года назад +42

      I was gettin those 2 girls one cup meets shawshank redemption vibez. Uwu

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 года назад +42

      No, they will grow a new Jack like they did last time.

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 2 года назад +25

      The first new episode: "yesterday I asked you how to hide a body!"

    • @FedraHere
      @FedraHere 2 года назад +12

      Better than getting a leather face mask from my uncle, am I right ladies?

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 2 года назад +7

      @@FedraHere *canned laughter*

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 2 года назад +434

    Ok not only are full length YIAY videos back… but 30 minute videos? This could be the longest YIAY ever since YIAY 500! (Not complaining)

    • @normalguy88
      @normalguy88 2 года назад +4

      YIAY 500

    • @AdEngineer
      @AdEngineer 2 года назад

      @アイカナ Have you heard about this new pizza place?

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 2 года назад +3

      @@normalguy88 oh yeah. I edited now

  • @beamster73
    @beamster73 Год назад +12

    Jack did a great job turning into a hamburger. He was very wet, squishy, and scrumplydumplish. Loved the vid, bestie! 🥵

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 2 года назад +35

    I got 2
    How to start a cult and how to be weird
    👍

  • @pilegaardRas
    @pilegaardRas 2 года назад +576

    I love these uncut videos, especially when Jack forgets to turn off the camera and we get to see him "feeding" the kids he keeps in his basement, but instead of food he just gives them rocks which they start beating each other to death with

    • @theorphanedpotato1879
      @theorphanedpotato1879 Год назад +11

      Especially When he makes the winner eat the bodies of his dead freinds

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Год назад +6

      @@theorphanedpotato1879 raw human meat is underated

    • @Sam-Pound
      @Sam-Pound Год назад +3

      ❤😳😝☺🤤🤤

  • @petagaming4211
    @petagaming4211 2 года назад +64

    Jack you look extra breedable when failing to guess wiki hows.

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt 2 года назад +3

      Submissive and breedable like always Films Johnathan

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 года назад +2

      Time for jack to possess the surrogate child of the comment section and implode his forehead into the shape of Uranus.

  • @kenjinate
    @kenjinate Год назад +1

    Fantastic video jack! The way you demonstrated every single article that was shown was an enlightening experience! My favourite part was when you aggressively made out with your hand for a solid 5 minutes! Keep doing what you’re doing man :)

  • @miss.markers
    @miss.markers 2 года назад +133

    For the “affirmative sleep talk one” I originally thought it would be something like “how to use subliminal messaging to get your kids to behave” and I’m giving myself that point lol

  • @ohnonotthegoldfish3559
    @ohnonotthegoldfish3559 2 года назад +413

    it makes me nostalgic how jack's gone back to his roots and begun again to intersperse YIAY answers with low-quality footage of bloodied animal cages. And he's not just recycling content like he did last time! The heavy breathing and unintelligible screaming really brings jacksfilms into the modern era. Resubscribed

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 года назад +4

      bad day?

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 2 года назад +10

      My brother has you on a reversible pillow

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 года назад +3

      Ratio

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 года назад +6

      @@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 I have you on a reversible pillow, Ms. Hanamura. On the other side is your son, Teruteru. *One of you will always be inside the other.*

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 2 года назад +5

      @@hyliastone286 unless you partially flip the reversible pillow

  • @KajinKnight26
    @KajinKnight26 2 года назад +6

    When Jack started talking backwards and eating his own flesh I thought that was a great touch to this video very entertaining stuff I subscribed 👍🏾

  • @ihadastrokereadingthis
    @ihadastrokereadingthis 9 месяцев назад +1

    great video! loving the trend you started of throwing parties then shoving people into the fridge. i think its a great way of preserving friendships and find the tips you gave throughout the video very useful and precise.

  • @Flvoq
    @Flvoq 2 года назад +260

    The choice to feed the dogs to a kid to make him get over his fear of dogs was pretty interesting

    • @watermellonman
      @watermellonman 2 года назад +2

      Garfold

    • @fungirlninja
      @fungirlninja 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, I wish the kid's crying was cut out though- I hate children

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 9 месяцев назад

      He really shoulda done the opposite. 'S better exposure therapy to just straight-up get eaten by dogs.

  • @lorenzoaicardi6654
    @lorenzoaicardi6654 2 года назад +81

    I love it when John is honest with us about his armpit fetish; it really helps convince me of buying another one of his NFTs.

  • @whycomehere
    @whycomehere 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for showing us your huge collection of "toys", Jack!

  • @alldrenchedinmilkholywater1673
    @alldrenchedinmilkholywater1673 2 года назад +2

    we need more of these. this is hysterical

  • @quinnypurry
    @quinnypurry 2 года назад +749

    I think everyone just missed you jack, we can't make the comments cursed everyone is just too wholesome

    • @MrCrow-wj6qq
      @MrCrow-wj6qq 2 года назад +2

      P.s. i dont really mean it. It was for yiay.

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 года назад +9

      @@annablle1874 Lmao thanks for you're service, bot

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan 2 года назад +2

      I love how even the bot's getting in on this "cursed comment section" action

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 года назад +5

      lol "Annablle" coming in with the "fuck you, Quinny. Call me wholesome again I dare you"

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 2 года назад

      You donate to a streamer because you enjoy their content, how much money they make is irrelevant. You're paying them because you feel like you enjoyed their stuff enough to tip, not because you think they need money and you're giving a handout

  • @countessspiritclaws5465
    @countessspiritclaws5465 2 года назад +386

    tbh i really loved the artistic expression piece of jack sitting in an empty white room slathering his entire body in lasagna until he was lost in the sauce. it was pretty creative when he glued the orange fur all over himself too, although I will admit the chunks of flesh among the fur definitely made me wonder where he acquired it from…maybe that’s why jack was sobbing uncontrollably at the end!

  • @DavidBrown-nd7lz
    @DavidBrown-nd7lz 2 года назад +1

    Hi Jack! Just read the pi article, that is how works. Pi shows up all over the place in mathematics, in probability, and infinite sums and all sorts of places. There is a circle, or properties of a circle that are hiding in that experiment that just aren't apparent, like majority of the places it shows up in math.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 2 года назад +3

    PLEASE make this a series!

  • @gregghxst2957
    @gregghxst2957 2 года назад +107

    Did not expect jack to start reading explicit Garfield fanfiction halfway through

    • @lasagnalover_69
      @lasagnalover_69 10 месяцев назад +6

      me neither

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 9 месяцев назад +1

      HELP IM CACKLING SKDJSFO

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 8 месяцев назад +1

      Jack doesnt give what you want but what you need amiright

  • @drewdanaceau8844
    @drewdanaceau8844 2 года назад +170

    Really gotta applaud John for coming forward about his crippling fear of bed-wetting. Made me tear up a little.

    • @Troixix
      @Troixix 2 года назад +3

      We all got so excited we peed a little. In bed! :)

    • @davisdoesgames6815
      @davisdoesgames6815 2 года назад +5

      Foolish mortals, embrace the piss. Become piss.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 года назад +2

      I'm sorry but he can't talk right now, he's making PISS

    • @Nathan_Woods
      @Nathan_Woods 2 года назад +1

      You need to face your fears, John.

  • @mageofchaos
    @mageofchaos 11 месяцев назад +3

    This video restored my fear of jack’s sexy elbows

  • @LokiBJH
    @LokiBJH 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wetting the bed is the closest I got in any of them. I thought "how to strengthen your pelvic for muscles." That workout comes with doing so. Also, it is supposed to help with incontinence.

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube 2 года назад +405

    I’ve seen so many cursed wikihow articles, so I’m used to the madness. But seeing Jack lose his sanity as he realizes that wikihow is a place where logic and reason go to die is just perfection.

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 года назад +3

      ratio

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 года назад +4

      They don’t go to die, they go to be reborn into wiki-heaven.

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 года назад

      Only today I learned that wikihow exist and i wont want to go there ever

    • @zidanetribal1406
      @zidanetribal1406 2 года назад

      Where logic and reason go to die? Sounds like Twitter and the RUclips comment section

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад

      Good

  • @tawnyjane3081
    @tawnyjane3081 2 года назад +326

    I don’t think there is enough Yiay items behind you Jack

    • @dontmindme5239
      @dontmindme5239 2 года назад +12

      yeah i don’t even know what yiay is; he needs more promotion back there

    • @OingoDeLaBoingo
      @OingoDeLaBoingo 2 года назад +3

      @@iloveyousomuch11111 YIAYTEMS DJSBS

    • @JakeBruceEzio
      @JakeBruceEzio 2 года назад

      yiaydems

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +1

      @@iloveyousomuch11111 LMFAOSHSHBF NOO

  • @kellenwalker6500
    @kellenwalker6500 9 месяцев назад +1

    Found it wierd how you started chanting in a dark room for a couple of minutes, but it was a funny addition to the video!

  • @karenl5971
    @karenl5971 2 года назад +1

    I didn't expect you to rant about Alf fanfiction for 30 minutes, your content sure has changed

  • @RokuaGames
    @RokuaGames 2 года назад +155

    "How to attract frogs" had my guess of "how to build a pond" and I'm taking that as a W.

    • @mariescott
      @mariescott 2 года назад +1

      I had the same idea.

    • @Weezeler
      @Weezeler 2 года назад +4

      I know a thing that you can do with frogs

    • @bugsarecool5555
      @bugsarecool5555 2 года назад +1

      @@Weezeler AYO

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +1

      @@Weezeler PARDON

  • @ethanosweat
    @ethanosweat 2 года назад +670

    Mr. Douglass, ever since I was 6, I’d always been self conscious of my height. As someone who has been 2”6 throughout my formative years and to this day as a 36 year old man, I’d always felt like my height was an obstacle rather than a quirk. To see you proudly upload your furry parenting tutorials in your XS youth gorilla fursuit really inspired me to not wear stilts to the anime convention when I leave the house. I had always wondered how I was only in the 1st percentile and not the 0th percentile of height, but you must be the reason why. Thanks Patrick, sleep tight.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 года назад +9

      Good

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 2 года назад +14

      I like your use of his middle name that he almost never mentions

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 года назад +5

      Inspiring keep it up internet 👍

    • @watching9317
      @watching9317 2 года назад +3

      Want to see my wiki feet?
      Just look up how to be a foot model in the wiki how

    • @thejamestersmine
      @thejamestersmine 2 года назад +4

      I thought it was really wholesome until he started rocking a full one in front of the camera. That fur suit did NOTHING to hide it

  • @jonahmays
    @jonahmays Год назад +2

    “How to have fun with blowholes”
    I CANT

  • @hfs-lk5ip
    @hfs-lk5ip 2 года назад +3

    This was a truly entertaining video. Thanks so much jack.

  • @DNVIC
    @DNVIC 2 года назад +753

    I paused right before the question was asked at the end of the episode and went to look in the comments to see what people thought about the video, etc.
    Congrats jack, you just caused 5 minutes of pure unadulterated confusion and terror in my mind. That's something you can never live with.

    • @salembendeck
      @salembendeck 2 года назад +59

      Bro what the hell are you talking about these comments are very normal and not at all cursed

    • @CairnOwl
      @CairnOwl 2 года назад +29

      Are you alright my dude? These are just the regular comments?

    • @DNVIC
      @DNVIC 2 года назад +34

      @@CairnOwl Must've been the shrooms acting up, they look normal now i think.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 2 года назад +7

      Oh, he will have NO PROBLEMS living with that. ;)

    • @lockedwhisper5433
      @lockedwhisper5433 2 года назад +10

      I prefer adulterated confusion, personally

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa 2 года назад +315

    Wow, Jack. You know I wasn’t super ecstatic when you asked the question “How to build a trap so frogs stop eating my pants while I’m wearing them” but it was a blast watching you go through trial and error for a full 1 hour and 56 minutes, unedited and uncut, to get the results you wanted. Congrats, relatable YIAY.

  • @UltraVioletLite
    @UltraVioletLite 2 года назад +1

    yeah pretty good video but there was something unsettling about the part where Jack started reading out my address, IP address, name, age, birthday, skin color, hair color, eye color, color of the shirt and pants i'm wearing, the type of shoes i'm wearing, the color of my socks, and the color of my glasses, but besides that it was a really good vi-

  • @starflyxxl8600
    @starflyxxl8600 2 года назад +5

    14:40 how to experience the outside world as a discord moderator

  • @smeevca
    @smeevca 2 года назад +193

    Fun Fact, the pi thing does work. Usually they say to use something like tooth picks, but I guess frozen hotdogs work, too. Pi shows up al over the place and there are tons of weird ways to calculate it

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 года назад +4

      Ratio

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 2 года назад +47

      @@illegalmemedealer3549 roughly 22:7

    • @rendann
      @rendann 2 года назад +7

      @@loreleihillard5078 smart 100 big keanu chungus reeves funny reddit moment!

    • @rickzegooene2193
      @rickzegooene2193 2 года назад +8

      Also the reason it works is that the hot dog will be in a random orientation in the 360 degrees when it lands. That's where the circle is, as Jack was asking.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 года назад +1

      You may have a nice-ass frozen hotdog, but I just have a toothpick

  • @nocturnaloop
    @nocturnaloop 2 года назад +20

    Clearly Jack is unaware of the stranglehold frogs have on the youths

  • @Alisonsgachaverse
    @Alisonsgachaverse Год назад +1

    I once read a wikihow article on how to get music unstuck in your head, it said to sing the music stuck in your head, the music stuck in my head at the time was instrumental and the lyrical version of it is in another language :/

  • @enderdude13
    @enderdude13 Год назад +4

    Wow, great video Jack! But next time I suggest drinking with a wider straw, or omitting the straw altogether. However, if you are dead set on using that one you can find a supplier with a lower sperm count for easier sipping!

  • @maiaeliana888
    @maiaeliana888 2 года назад +231

    Editor really nailed it on this one, really enjoyed all the little edits which made it even funnier. Jack though remains himself

    • @EyasD04
      @EyasD04 2 года назад +8

      omg that sounded a little too much like a disappointed father talking about his 2 sons.
      where one is a disappointment and the other is awesome?

    • @warlordish
      @warlordish 2 года назад

      Doesn't matter if he's still himself. He never existed anyways.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 года назад +1

      Jack has to be himself or else he reverts back to John.

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 года назад +1

      The editor is jacks secret brother: John.
      And this commentor is obviously the father.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 года назад

      Can the editor nail me next?

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +697

    He feeding us so good after being gone, half an hour of content 😎

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +18

      @@recitationtohear GO AWAY

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 2 года назад +2

      I don't like this comment

    • @luigigaming2717
      @luigigaming2717 2 года назад +3

      @@bread8465 neither do I, thanks for sharing a opinion I agree with.

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 2 года назад +2

      Simmer down, Yami

    • @crystalclearMSA
      @crystalclearMSA 2 года назад +4

      No father fingure