I'm just gonna be honest here, Jack. If you stare at a woman's collarbone in order to not stare at her chest, she's still gonna think you're staring at her chest.
Exactly, like if the article was gonna teach you to focus on another part of her, why not focus on the part you're supposed to be looking at when you talk to all people, her EYES lmfao
Just going to say this now, but just making eye contact with someone you’ve never met is still as weird and awkward. Just don’t stare at people, simple as that.
I did get a little nervous when Jack looked directly into the camera and starting reading out my IP address. But it was only a couple seconds of stress in an otherwise perfect video!
I don't know how Jack got his hands on the feet cut of the Sonic movie, but I appreciate that he showed it to the world. Those CGI artists must have spent months on every wrinkle, pore, and callous on Sonic's feet, and they deserve recognition for it. Yummy wummy me likey.
it was the first thing that ever made me have that white sticky release. sonic is my husbando, and we will be in love and together until the end of time ❤️
The part where Jack unhinges his jaw so he can devour an entire hot dog vertically was unexpected, but it sure lets you know who the superior throat goat is.
I think the spinoff series is a great idea! "Yesterday, I Found Funny" is gonna be a great way to keep ideas fresh on the channel. Can't wait to YIFF with you!
I find it rather interesting how Jack uses YIAY as a buffer to have an easier time coming out to the world about all of his fetishes. We all deal in different ways, and I’m proud of you Jack for finding something that works for you! :)
Loved the video. Showed it to my mom during mommy-son-milky time and she let me stay up an extra half hour to watch it in full. Thanks, Jack. Can’t wait to show it to my wife later.
If I had to pinpoint it, it was this channel that gave me a foot fethish. Working at a shoe store is now not just a labor, its my passion. Thanks Jack, you are the sun of my life.
The most Cursed thing about this comment section is how strangely wholesome and serious everyone is being. Its like we're doing the opposite of what Jack wants.
I think it's just because you are sorting by best. Many of those comments are old, and probably the users writing those comments didn't finish the video. Also the cursed comments probably receive less likes. Sort by new to see them.
It's nice to see Erin taking the three dogs and Jack in a fur suit around the neighborhood, they need the exercise before his neutering appointment at the vet's office.
This video was great! I felt very seen when Jack stared directly into the camera and recited my my full name, dob, ssn, address, and credit card information. I just love how much he really gets to know people on such a deep level.
I loved when Erin came in and beat the shit out of Jack. Also big ups to the editor for adding in the laugh track and Seinfeld riff while Jack cried for 10 minutes.
It's still makes me shiver to this day, thinking about how Gnomeo had to sneak out against his family's will to meet Julliet, I was rooting for him the whole time, but whenever he broke rules it stressed me out, still does, from just thinking about it.
This comment makes me want to say something about a ham sandwich being thrown at a wall, and I don't know how in the fuck you did it... thank you. I'm going to scream at a wall whilst I make lasagna in my dishwasher because I can do that for some reason. May the lord be with you.
Jack, I have to admit something deeply personal and a little bit strange… Your videos always put me in the mood to pickle carrots. I thought at first that it was your editing, but ever since you hired editors for you, the primal thirst to pickle carrots (fresh picked from my local community garden and/or my neighbour’s front lawn) has only grown. I swear, I’ve never had this happen to me before you! To be honest, I had never known how to pickle vegetables until I watched you for the first time, Mr. Johnsmovies, but now I’ve made a large business surrounding the sale of my pickled carrots and I’ve been turning in a large profit. …If I must confess further, I sometimes watch Jack To The Future just so I can get some pickling done. The way you say “hey guys, I’m super excited for today’s video”… even thinking about it makes me in the mood to pull out the jars! Oh gosh… it’s happening again… ~ AaAaAaAa!!! ~
Glad to know I’m not the only one! There’s just something about the tone of his voice that makes me long for a good pickled carrot- store bought can never satisfy my urges, so I wind up making my own. Unlike OP however, I could never sell my produce, it just feels too personal.
I’ve finally found my people! Something about his voice really does just make me crave the rush I get from pickling carrots. Thank you for bringing this issue to light, I really felt we needed to discuss it. Running to the store to buy some new jars for this yiay 🏃
Really I was surprised with the way Jack handled playing chess with his own reflection for two minutes, I'm impressed! This is the content I like to see :)
Mr. Douglass, ever since I was 6, I’d always been self conscious of my height. As someone who has been 2”6 throughout my formative years and to this day as a 36 year old man, I’d always felt like my height was an obstacle rather than a quirk. To see you proudly upload your furry parenting tutorials in your XS youth gorilla fursuit really inspired me to not wear stilts to the anime convention when I leave the house. I had always wondered how I was only in the 1st percentile and not the 0th percentile of height, but you must be the reason why. Thanks Patrick, sleep tight.
10:08 Personally, I feel like this was a disturbing change of pace for a YIAY episode. It made me extremely uncomfortable when Erin and her friends murdered Jack on camera, and gathered around to consume his deceased corpse. Gouging out his eyes was too far, even for me. Does this mean that Erin's hosting YIAY now?
It was reassuring to see that a paramedic was on scene, the cries of terror were a bit much though? Like my guy if you wanna pet the dog so bad just take off the shackles smh 🤦
Yeah what was the last time he posted something actually good? I miss the days of his parodies, now his work feels rather repetitive, and it shows in his shrinking views, too. I certainly haven't followed him in more than a year. To be fair, he already had a great RUclips career, so it's fine that he's now run out of ideas.
@@chap_0245 It's fine as long as you apply the same rules as for preparing poultry. Remove excess fluids, cook them well done etc. Except for Nepalese babies. They are safe, can and *should* be eaten raw like a Wuhan bat.
Fun Fact, the pi thing does work. Usually they say to use something like tooth picks, but I guess frozen hotdogs work, too. Pi shows up al over the place and there are tons of weird ways to calculate it
Also the reason it works is that the hot dog will be in a random orientation in the 360 degrees when it lands. That's where the circle is, as Jack was asking.
I actually gasped when I saw the cheese one, a few years ago me and my friend were joking about how they have everything on wikihow so we looked up how to start a cult as a joke.. the cheese cult had been an inside joke between us because of that
I love these uncut videos, especially when Jack forgets to turn off the camera and we get to see him "feeding" the kids he keeps in his basement, but instead of food he just gives them rocks which they start beating each other to death with
Wow, Jack. You know I wasn’t super ecstatic when you asked the question “How to build a trap so frogs stop eating my pants while I’m wearing them” but it was a blast watching you go through trial and error for a full 1 hour and 56 minutes, unedited and uncut, to get the results you wanted. Congrats, relatable YIAY.
An explanation of the bizarre hotdog throwing tutorial: There's an old geometric probability problem called "Buffon's needle problem" which approximates, given a surface made out of uniformly sized boards, what is the probability that a needle dropped onto the surface lands on one of the lines between the boards. In the article this is a hotdog landing on one of the tape lines. The answer to this problem involves pi due to angle math, related to calculating the angles at which the needles could possibly fall. You can create a "Monte Carlo" scenario out of this - a method in which you collect a set of random results to approximate something deterministic - by reworking the answer to the problem to instead solve for pi rather than solving for the probability of the needles falling on the lines. This just involves simple algebra. You can create a confirmation bias situation by selecting very specific lengths for the objects being dropped (hotdogs) and the spacing of the boards (tape) so that it's extremely likely that the results provide an accurate approximation of pi, specifically aiming for 355/113, a fraction which is accurate to the first 6 decimal places of pi. Of course, throwing hotdogs on your kitchen floor is both a waste of food and not truly random, but that's beside the point. This is not very useful as a teaching tool as it teaches NOTHING about pi, Buffon's needle, Monte Carlo, or even confirmation bias. It would only teach any of those things if one took the time to explain what I just explained in even greater detail. Playing out this hotdog experiment with a child would only leave them confused and make pi seem like some magical arbitrary number. Regardless, the hotdog throwing simulation is a surprisingly well established "experiment" with history beyond this WikiHow article. As an aside, you could forgo the tape entirely and instead only use the hotdogs to replicate Zu's fraction, which is that 355/113 approximation of pi, attributed to Zu Chongzhi. He calculated it all the way back in the 5th century by building an approximation of a circle, using sticks to make a 24,576-sided polygon. This was essentially a physical proof of the Liu Hui algorithm, an approximation of pi using polygons created by an earlier Chinese mathematician. I believe the WikiHow article alludes to this by mentioning building a circle around your house out of baguettes. Replicating this exactly would require 24,576+ hotdogs... but it would actually teach WHAT pi is, a ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle.
I paused right before the question was asked at the end of the episode and went to look in the comments to see what people thought about the video, etc. Congrats jack, you just caused 5 minutes of pure unadulterated confusion and terror in my mind. That's something you can never live with.
tbh i really loved the artistic expression piece of jack sitting in an empty white room slathering his entire body in lasagna until he was lost in the sauce. it was pretty creative when he glued the orange fur all over himself too, although I will admit the chunks of flesh among the fur definitely made me wonder where he acquired it from…maybe that’s why jack was sobbing uncontrollably at the end!
For the “affirmative sleep talk one” I originally thought it would be something like “how to use subliminal messaging to get your kids to behave” and I’m giving myself that point lol
You donate to a streamer because you enjoy their content, how much money they make is irrelevant. You're paying them because you feel like you enjoyed their stuff enough to tip, not because you think they need money and you're giving a handout
it makes me nostalgic how jack's gone back to his roots and begun again to intersperse YIAY answers with low-quality footage of bloodied animal cages. And he's not just recycling content like he did last time! The heavy breathing and unintelligible screaming really brings jacksfilms into the modern era. Resubscribed
@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 I have you on a reversible pillow, Ms. Hanamura. On the other side is your son, Teruteru. *One of you will always be inside the other.*
Love it, how randomly Jacks Husband walks around the background wearing this leather face mask and a potato sack. Would love to see some videos with the two of you, guys
The Pi estimating one works, if the lines are as far apart as the hotdog the odds of each hotdog intersecting a line are proportional to it's angle which should be completely random. Since there's exactly π radians before it's basically back to where it started(since it's the same either way up) the odds of it landing intersecting a line are approximately 1/π. Obviously though this only really works for hypothetical infinitly thin hotdogs, but for an approximation it does work.
I’ve seen so many cursed wikihow articles, so I’m used to the madness. But seeing Jack lose his sanity as he realizes that wikihow is a place where logic and reason go to die is just perfection.
I actually saw the frog article. I have way too many mosquitoes in my backyard so frogs would help a lot with that. There's also info on how to build nests for bats and obviously birds. Way better than mosquitoes.
Jack, it's clear to me that you and the team put a lot of effort into this video, and having a month of no adsense really can demotivate a person, but you got through it. I'm happy you're back, and I can't wait to see what you have in store for the rest of 2022!
It's because they didn't want to spoil the big twist of Ocarina of Time. Also, Sheik isn't an actual person, it's a disguised personality Zelda used to hide from Ganondorf. She disguised herself as a guy with magic, but Zelda herself still identifies as a female, so Sheik is female. It's a little confusing, I know. Just imagine a future Zelda that Link wasn't there to protect, so she had to train her own skills in order to survive, and she put on a fake mustache to hide herself(from Ganondorf), but switch the mustache with magic and that's basically Sheik.
im glad jack has brought some positive attention to the cannibal community. people always seem really weird about it but its nice to be accepted by a big youtuber. to answer your question, yes! we do eat the eyes. they have a really nice texture, kind of like popping boba.
I have a bladder disorder. The preventing bed wetting is because many people are “holding” their pee even in small amounts and that constant stress on your pelvic floor makes you relax at night and piss the bed. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and you’ll have better control over it
Actually, attracting frogs is a good thing to do. As amphibians, they are an "indicator" species, dependent on pretty narrow tolerances of changes in their environment, so building artificial places that are good for them is a good thing to do, cuz, you know, climate change...
This video is great as always Jack. I can't wait to show it to the neighbors in the basement during their "free time". They're really big fans of yours.
Strengthening your pelvic floor helps with incontinence because often times your bladder leaks because the pelvic floor muscles are too weak to keep the pipe closed. It can also cause other organs to press down on the bladder
Fun fact: YIAY is a “Daily show” but since it started in 2015 so 2022-2015=7 then 7x365= 2555. That is the episode we should be on, this is episode 598. Also I would 100% join Jacksflims’ cult
That hot-dog pi thing is actually valid. It doesn't have to be hot dogs though. So long as whatever you're throwing is roughly line-shaped and the tape-lines are the same distance apart as your projectile.
I found it funny that after the debate Jack had with himself about whether they were hotdogs or freezer pops, the article said that freezer pops (Otter Pops) could also be used.
Holy shit Jack, your stance on Ukrainian conflict is very rational! I didn't even think about putting all e-girls on a plane and air dropping them into the hot zone!
(12:40) π isn't circular. π is a constant, a ratio, a number of 3,141592653... and you can get to this number in many ways. One of the ways is circumference÷diameter, but that doesn't make π "round", whatever that means.
I'm counting that affirmative sleep-talk one, since I said "How to hypnotize your child in their sleep" and I don't think I'm *wrong* Also counting that dancing one, since I said ""how to be a freak in public" and that's basically the same. Total: 6
Fantastic video jack! The way you demonstrated every single article that was shown was an enlightening experience! My favourite part was when you aggressively made out with your hand for a solid 5 minutes! Keep doing what you’re doing man :)
Hey Jack, I just wanted to say that me and my wife love watching your videos! We watch them together ever since we were just two cousins! Keep up the great work, man.
I got teary eyed just reading this comment, wish you the best. I'm still trying to marry my cousin but he has a girlfriend and won't respond to my messages. Any tips?
Hi Jack! Just read the pi article, that is how works. Pi shows up all over the place in mathematics, in probability, and infinite sums and all sorts of places. There is a circle, or properties of a circle that are hiding in that experiment that just aren't apparent, like majority of the places it shows up in math.
Listen, Wiki How has really helped me over the years. Five years ago I didn't even know how to talk to my cousin. Just this past friday he and I closed on our first house to raise our future daughter in. I couldn't be happier to be a mother 😍😍⌛🎥📼📺🙏🤰
As a mathematician, the hot dog throwing is actually legit. Ok I’m not an actually mathematician, I’m a software engineer, but there’s an algorithm to estimate pi that’s similar to the hot dog experiment.
I really enjoyed the part where jack pointed the camera at the toilet and proceeded to crap blood for the rest of the video. Great stuff Jack keep it up!
Just wanted to say im proud of you for coming out as transracial in 2022 being half latinx and half garfield. I know people wont accept you for it in some parts of the world, but im proud of you. The last 5 mins of the video where you eat out of the dog bowl and then say in quotes "Wheres my ey lasagna." Made me tear up, and made me realize I have growing to do myself.
Here is my theory: We only ever hear Chip bark in the videos these days, she also seems to be the only dog being mentioned in videos.... where are the others? We all know Jack is a closeted furry, and what would make a better fursuit than that white fluffy fur. The older dogs have served their purpose on the channel, and soon Chip will have too!!
Let's start some cursed poems There once was a vampire named Mable Whose periods were always quite stable And every full moon She'd take out a spoon And eat herself under the table.
Funny you say that because... Jonathan Q. Arbuckle [5] is a fictional character from the Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis. He has also appeared in the animated television series Garfield and Friends, the computer-animated The Garfield Show, and two live-action/computer-animated feature films. A geeky and clumsy man yet caring owner, Jon is the owner of Garfield and Odie. Physical appearance Jon is a Caucasian man with brown frizzy hair. Fictional biography Jonathan told Garfield that he was 29 years old in a December 23, 1980 strip.[6] However, in the episode "T3000" of The Garfield Show, he is described as 22.[7] Jonathan might be of Italian origins since he has an Italian ancestor whose name was Tony Arbuccli.[citation needed] He and his pets live in Jim Davis' hometown of Muncie, Indiana, according to the television special Happy Birthday, Garfield. Hobbies In the first strip, Arbuckle is presented as a cartoonist.[8] Garfield and Friends also shows him several times as a cartoonist. In The Garfield Show, his occupation is as a cartoonist. Also, in the strip from May 2, 2010, Liz tells her parents Jon is a cartoonist.[9] Jon was also seen doing his work briefly in the August 2, 2015 strip.[10] He can play accordion, bagpipes, guitar, banjo, and bongos and sing, though his singing and musical skills are not the greatest.[citation needed] Family Jonathan was raised on a farm and occasionally visits his mother, father, paternal grandmother, and brother Doc Boy, who live on the farm.[citation needed] Jon lives with Garfield and Odie, his pets. Jon acquired Garfield at a pet shop.[citation needed] Jon acquired Odie when Lyman, an old friend of his (and Odie's original owner), moved in with him and Garfield. After a few years, Lyman disappeared from the strip, never to be heard from again. The book Twenty Years and Still Kicking, which marked Garfield's twentieth year, included parodies of how Lyman left, such as "Had lunch with Jimmy Hoffa and then...".[11] Lyman does appear in an episode of The Garfield Show, during which Jon sets out to look for him. [12] Odie goes back to Lyman, but returns to Garfield at the end.[13] Personality Before he met Liz, Jon consistently failed to date any woman. This has been partly due to ridiculous pick-up lines, lack of social skills, his entire wardrobe of incredibly weird, flashy outfits, and his general awkwardness. A consistent running gag is Garfield coming back from a New Year's Eve party and asking how a solitary Jon enjoyed his TV movie and microwave popcorn. Every Friday night, he would invite Garfield to undertake in his Friday night festivities instead of inviting whichever woman he was trying to hook-up with. Otherwise, he would solely stare at his phone, desperately waiting in vain for a woman to call him.[citation needed] Jon's oddness and horrible fashion sense has often been the subject of teasing or outright mockery, usually from Garfield, as one of the major running gags in the series.[14][15][16][17] Jon has a longstanding crush on Garfield's veterinarian, Dr. Liz Wilson.[citation needed] Although she has a deadpan, sardonic persona, she finds Jon's outlandish and goofball behavior endearing on occasion. Jon often attempts to ask her out on a date, but rarely succeeds, usually due to his lack of fashion sense, and with Garfield making fun of his failure; however, in an extended story arc from June 20 to July 29, 2006, Liz finally admitted she was in love with him and became his girlfriend from that point onwards.[citation needed] As early as 1982, Davis had suggested he would eventually bring Jon and Liz together as a couple.[18] Despite his somewhat timid and honest nature, Jon is sometimes shown to be quite assertive on Garfield And Friends. Additionally, he shows a tendency to be a miser, as Garfield mentions how Jon passes out seeing the rates on a parking meter, and when Jon tried to perform an appendectomy on himself to save money.[citation needed] Trivia Jon was voted number one on the Best Week Ever blog's list of "The Most Depressed Comic Book Characters".[19] Many of Arbuckle's character traits are shared with his author Jim Davis, who was likewise a cartoonist, raised on a farm and born on July 28.[20] Jonathan is a theist who believes in God, as he is seen praying before going to bed in the April 29, 1987 strip.[21] Other media Breckin Meyer portrays Jon Arbuckle in the feature film adaptations. Jon's first animated appearance was in the 1980 CBS special, The Fantastic Funnies, when he was voiced by Thom Huge. Jon was voiced by Sandy Kenyon in the first animated television special (Here Comes Garfield), before Huge returned to the character in all later specials and in Garfield and Friends. Breckin Meyer portrayed Jon in the live-action/computer animated films Garfield: The Movie and Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties. In Garfield Gets Real, Garfield's Fun Fest and Garfield's Pet Force, he was voiced by Wally Wingert. Wally also provides Jon's voice for The Garfield Show. Jon's voice provided inspiration for Codename: Kids Next Door villain, The Toiletnator. In an episode of Futurama, the forehead of a giant "Jon" balloon from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade becomes a hot air balloon to raise Fry, Leela, and Bender to the surface world. Similarly, Garfield Minus Garfield removes all the other characters completely and simply features Jon talking to himself. Fans connected with Jon's "loneliness and desperation" and found his "crazy antics" humorous; Jim Davis himself called Dan Walsh's (the author of Garfield Minus Garfield) strips an "inspired thing to do" and said that "some of the strips work better than the originals".[22][23] An Arbuckle Thanksgiving and An Arbuckle Christmas have taken the two holiday video specials and digitally removed Garfield and Odie, leaving Jon as the lead.
Pip laid out the rules of the game, "Stick one toe deep down in the drain", Chris cried "It hurted", So Pip retorted: "Don't listen to Christoph, he's lame."
I LOVE how much editing you do in these videos. Legit makes my day every time--the animation, the sounds, EVERYTHING. I'm still so sorry Erin had to disappear like she did to make it happen, but please hear me when I say the world appreciates how you've channeled your grief.
I only got the cult one correct because in highschool me and a couple friends made a joke about starting a cult in school. And that picture of the dude with cheese has been forever stuck in my brain.
Weird ad break... but I guess being lathered in ice cream was a stylistic choice to break the normality of ads. Still a fun video all around, ad break was the cherry on top for a good time.
Was quite surprised when during the last ten minutes chipwich tripped up Jack and started force feeding him chocolate until he suffocated, 10/10 would watch again.
Always enjoyed the content on this channel, you're a real inspiration with your dedication to the furry art form, John. Our parents may have disowned us, but the solidarity in crafting fursuits with absolutely massive hairy shlongs really gives us all a reason to keep living. May Garbo accept our dreams as payment for the resources we took from this world. Jlorosor!
great video! loving the trend you started of throwing parties then shoving people into the fridge. i think its a great way of preserving friendships and find the tips you gave throughout the video very useful and precise.
I'm just gonna be honest here, Jack. If you stare at a woman's collarbone in order to not stare at her chest, she's still gonna think you're staring at her chest.
Or she's going to think you have a neck fetish, either way it's a lose lose situation.
Thats why youse need to learn eye contact lol
Which is why it would be a step in a wikihow article
Exactly, like if the article was gonna teach you to focus on another part of her, why not focus on the part you're supposed to be looking at when you talk to all people, her EYES lmfao
Just going to say this now, but just making eye contact with someone you’ve never met is still as weird and awkward. Just don’t stare at people, simple as that.
I did get a little nervous when Jack looked directly into the camera and starting reading out my IP address. But it was only a couple seconds of stress in an otherwise perfect video!
bad day?
But that was my IP address.....
Wolfgang Wild do you live in my walls?!?
@@SunnyDJSkaar well yeah he's your uncle that was disowned
@@gege1178 makes sense
You should whisper Girl-Boss phrases to Erin while she's sleeping as Affirmative Sleep Talk
ruclips.net/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/видео.html
Finally..
Here come the bots
“You love your Garfield Fursuit and you want to wear it for me all the time.”
John whispered to Erin.
@Beast 😈 is garbage!!
MY PARENTS ACTUALLY LOVE ME
“Jacksfilms is garbage, I make way better content.”
Beast 😈 whispered to Erin.
great video Jack! my favorite part is when you projectile vomited blood for a solid 3 minutes! Chipwich chanting those demonic spells was so funny!
This is underrated asf
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ya fav part i loved how red the blood was!
Jokes on you Jack, I have the "How to have sex appeal" article memorized.
memorizing it doesn't help, you need to actually follow it
how to die
Jokes on you Noah Norton I have how to be a virgin while all your friends aren't memorized
And the right lady/gent will appreciate that someday.
@@kerrichristian7991 yes our lord and savior Jesus Christ as he allows me through the gates of heaven 😎😎😎
Interesting choice to end the video with 5 minutes of Jack eating out of a dog bowl on all fours. Really great stuff, keep it up 👍
Should have been longer tbh. I wonder if he will post a full hour of it on his Onlyfans.
Was it with lasagna? I bet it was lasagna.
I'm gonna show my dad! He loves dogs and eating!
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those damn millennials doing whatever they can to get over 10 minutes!!
I don't know how Jack got his hands on the feet cut of the Sonic movie, but I appreciate that he showed it to the world. Those CGI artists must have spent months on every wrinkle, pore, and callous on Sonic's feet, and they deserve recognition for it. Yummy wummy me likey.
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bad day???
it was the first thing that ever made me have that white sticky release. sonic is my husbando, and we will be in love and together until the end of time ❤️
@@abrahamo2895 h god
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The part where Jack unhinges his jaw so he can devour an entire hot dog vertically was unexpected, but it sure lets you know who the superior throat goat is.
I think the spinoff series is a great idea! "Yesterday, I Found Funny" is gonna be a great way to keep ideas fresh on the channel. Can't wait to YIFF with you!
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@@illegalmemedealer3549 No bitches huh?
bad day?
Damn it that was funny
Ratio.
I find it rather interesting how Jack uses YIAY as a buffer to have an easier time coming out to the world about all of his fetishes. We all deal in different ways, and I’m proud of you Jack for finding something that works for you! :)
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I disagree I really wasn’t a fan of the part where he talked about how diaper fetish was ok
@@jamesramsey1736 I know we shouldn't kinkshame, but John is like 50, he should've really gotten over that by now.
Jack? Coming out? Please, this community has already ripped every fetish from this man’s shivering lifeless corpse.
Especially that fetish to hold your poop in. It's a little extreme but I support
Loved the video. Showed it to my mom during mommy-son-milky time and she let me stay up an extra half hour to watch it in full. Thanks, Jack. Can’t wait to show it to my wife later.
that's it, I'm logging off
How dare you cheat on your mom.
ayo jarvis alt account?
How much did your mommy cost?
now Im sure Im in hell
If you pretend that every answer is, “how to be the coolest kid in school” this vid gets way funnier
1) Dream about dolphins
2) Stare at women’s tits
3) Kiss your hand
4) Venture into the real world
5) _Choose your target_
If I had to pinpoint it, it was this channel that gave me a foot fethish. Working at a shoe store is now not just a labor, its my passion.
Thanks Jack, you are the sun of my life.
Shoe sale. Baby died!
Why dont you work at a foot store.
are you a smell or texture guy?
those tootsies got 11 stars on wikifeet for a reason
These replies are cursed
The most Cursed thing about this comment section is how strangely wholesome and serious everyone is being. Its like we're doing the opposite of what Jack wants.
I support that
Hey remember the GoPro YIAY
I think it's just because you are sorting by best. Many of those comments are old, and probably the users writing those comments didn't finish the video. Also the cursed comments probably receive less likes. Sort by new to see them.
Remember that iCarly episode where Gibby accidentally showed his dick on the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon?
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It's nice to see Erin taking the three dogs and Jack in a fur suit around the neighborhood, they need the exercise before his neutering appointment at the vet's office.
I didn't know that was available for dogs too old to mate!
OwO
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This video was great! I felt very seen when Jack stared directly into the camera and recited my my full name, dob, ssn, address, and credit card information. I just love how much he really gets to know people on such a deep level.
I loved when Erin came in and beat the shit out of Jack. Also big ups to the editor for adding in the laugh track and Seinfeld riff while Jack cried for 10 minutes.
I agree, it was very birlgoss of the all mighty funny one to show up and show Films Johnathan his place
It’s not beating, it’s accidentally dropping her fists into him for a solid twenty five minutes.
I'm just surprised she let him out of the cage for this one.
Good
oh that's what that video on the dark web was
It's still makes me shiver to this day, thinking about how Gnomeo had to sneak out against his family's will to meet Julliet, I was rooting for him the whole time, but whenever he broke rules it stressed me out, still does, from just thinking about it.
If you get too stressed, just think about the gnome in the mankini. I know this always helps me out.
Good
Don’t worry too much because if anything went wrong Sherlock gnomes would help them in the sequel :]
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This comment makes me want to say something about a ham sandwich being thrown at a wall, and I don't know how in the fuck you did it... thank you. I'm going to scream at a wall whilst I make lasagna in my dishwasher because I can do that for some reason. May the lord be with you.
Jack, I have to admit something deeply personal and a little bit strange… Your videos always put me in the mood to pickle carrots. I thought at first that it was your editing, but ever since you hired editors for you, the primal thirst to pickle carrots (fresh picked from my local community garden and/or my neighbour’s front lawn) has only grown. I swear, I’ve never had this happen to me before you! To be honest, I had never known how to pickle vegetables until I watched you for the first time, Mr. Johnsmovies, but now I’ve made a large business surrounding the sale of my pickled carrots and I’ve been turning in a large profit.
…If I must confess further, I sometimes watch Jack To The Future just so I can get some pickling done. The way you say “hey guys, I’m super excited for today’s video”… even thinking about it makes me in the mood to pull out the jars!
Oh gosh… it’s happening again…
~ AaAaAaAa!!! ~
Thine carrot must be pickled
This is probably the only actually cursed comment I've seen
Glad to know I’m not the only one! There’s just something about the tone of his voice that makes me long for a good pickled carrot- store bought can never satisfy my urges, so I wind up making my own. Unlike OP however, I could never sell my produce, it just feels too personal.
I knew I wasn't the only one
I’ve finally found my people! Something about his voice really does just make me crave the rush I get from pickling carrots. Thank you for bringing this issue to light, I really felt we needed to discuss it.
Running to the store to buy some new jars for this yiay 🏃
Really I was surprised with the way Jack handled playing chess with his own reflection for two minutes, I'm impressed! This is the content I like to see :)
Is it just me, or did Jack look really good in this YIAY? Though, I may be a bit biased because I watched him make it from his window.
Oh so that was you I saw from the bushes
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@@illegalmemedealer3549 I see your "ratio" and raise you a "no u"
@@SeanPAllen L + cringe + actually no u + Ratiox2
@@corpuslamenta7153 Dang it, you guys took the good spots, I could only see his toes from my position on the tree!
Your editor is absolutely amazing. I think you should let them out of the basement for an hour or two as reward.
i think he first needs to let them stand up, then (when they earn it) walk, and so on.
@@eivrela do they even eat?
Nice try editor, back to the cage with you
Editing long-form videos IS the reward.
@@eivrela guys, guys, this isn't one of Simon Whistler's channels. Or is it....?
Mr. Douglass, ever since I was 6, I’d always been self conscious of my height. As someone who has been 2”6 throughout my formative years and to this day as a 36 year old man, I’d always felt like my height was an obstacle rather than a quirk. To see you proudly upload your furry parenting tutorials in your XS youth gorilla fursuit really inspired me to not wear stilts to the anime convention when I leave the house. I had always wondered how I was only in the 1st percentile and not the 0th percentile of height, but you must be the reason why. Thanks Patrick, sleep tight.
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I like your use of his middle name that he almost never mentions
Inspiring keep it up internet 👍
Want to see my wiki feet?
Just look up how to be a foot model in the wiki how
I thought it was really wholesome until he started rocking a full one in front of the camera. That fur suit did NOTHING to hide it
Big ups to the editor. Added that extra bit of entertainment value along with the regular video editing.
10:08 Personally, I feel like this was a disturbing change of pace for a YIAY episode. It made me extremely uncomfortable when Erin and her friends murdered Jack on camera, and gathered around to consume his deceased corpse. Gouging out his eyes was too far, even for me. Does this mean that Erin's hosting YIAY now?
I was gettin those 2 girls one cup meets shawshank redemption vibez. Uwu
No, they will grow a new Jack like they did last time.
The first new episode: "yesterday I asked you how to hide a body!"
Better than getting a leather face mask from my uncle, am I right ladies?
@@FedraHere *canned laughter*
I really like the part where Jack rearranged the bones of the dogs in chronological order
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Yummy
It was reassuring to see that a paramedic was on scene, the cries of terror were a bit much though? Like my guy if you wanna pet the dog so bad just take off the shackles smh 🤦
Should've done it in alphabetical order, cause thats my kink
Hey Jack! Just wanted to say I've always been a big fan! Love listening to Yiay while I empty out my piss jugs, this episode was the perfect length
@@CleverPunShoe just squish more
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idk why every time jack posts I have to run to the toilet because I will piss myself
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Nyah, what a great video Jack-kun!! Sorry we haven’t been able to roleplay lately.. I’ve been pretty busy with the dungeon.
Didn’t expect a half-hour long YIAY that isn’t a milestone special. But, I was looking for background noise, so I’m thankful!
Lowkey a roast?
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Yeah what was the last time he posted something actually good? I miss the days of his parodies, now his work feels rather repetitive, and it shows in his shrinking views, too. I certainly haven't followed him in more than a year. To be fair, he already had a great RUclips career, so it's fine that he's now run out of ideas.
@@karlpoppins wait pls tell me this is a copypasta
Omg speaking of milestone special
598!!!
Anyone else feels like Jacksfilms is ideal to watch whilst dissolving bodies?
Yes, and I'm not even a mortician!
agreed😇
@@chap_0245 Yeah, but don't do it to babies, I'd be a waste of a good snack
his whiny voice really covers up the sizzling
@@chap_0245 It's fine as long as you apply the same rules as for preparing poultry. Remove excess fluids, cook them well done etc. Except for Nepalese babies. They are safe, can and *should* be eaten raw like a Wuhan bat.
Fun Fact, the pi thing does work. Usually they say to use something like tooth picks, but I guess frozen hotdogs work, too. Pi shows up al over the place and there are tons of weird ways to calculate it
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@@illegalmemedealer3549 roughly 22:7
@@loreleihillard5078 smart 100 big keanu chungus reeves funny reddit moment!
Also the reason it works is that the hot dog will be in a random orientation in the 360 degrees when it lands. That's where the circle is, as Jack was asking.
You may have a nice-ass frozen hotdog, but I just have a toothpick
I actually gasped when I saw the cheese one, a few years ago me and my friend were joking about how they have everything on wikihow so we looked up how to start a cult as a joke.. the cheese cult had been an inside joke between us because of that
I love these uncut videos, especially when Jack forgets to turn off the camera and we get to see him "feeding" the kids he keeps in his basement, but instead of food he just gives them rocks which they start beating each other to death with
Especially When he makes the winner eat the bodies of his dead freinds
@@theorphanedpotato1879 raw human meat is underated
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Ok not only are full length YIAY videos back… but 30 minute videos? This could be the longest YIAY ever since YIAY 500! (Not complaining)
YIAY 500
@アイカナ Have you heard about this new pizza place?
@@normalguy88 oh yeah. I edited now
Wow, Jack. You know I wasn’t super ecstatic when you asked the question “How to build a trap so frogs stop eating my pants while I’m wearing them” but it was a blast watching you go through trial and error for a full 1 hour and 56 minutes, unedited and uncut, to get the results you wanted. Congrats, relatable YIAY.
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An explanation of the bizarre hotdog throwing tutorial:
There's an old geometric probability problem called "Buffon's needle problem" which approximates, given a surface made out of uniformly sized boards, what is the probability that a needle dropped onto the surface lands on one of the lines between the boards. In the article this is a hotdog landing on one of the tape lines. The answer to this problem involves pi due to angle math, related to calculating the angles at which the needles could possibly fall.
You can create a "Monte Carlo" scenario out of this - a method in which you collect a set of random results to approximate something deterministic - by reworking the answer to the problem to instead solve for pi rather than solving for the probability of the needles falling on the lines. This just involves simple algebra. You can create a confirmation bias situation by selecting very specific lengths for the objects being dropped (hotdogs) and the spacing of the boards (tape) so that it's extremely likely that the results provide an accurate approximation of pi, specifically aiming for 355/113, a fraction which is accurate to the first 6 decimal places of pi. Of course, throwing hotdogs on your kitchen floor is both a waste of food and not truly random, but that's beside the point.
This is not very useful as a teaching tool as it teaches NOTHING about pi, Buffon's needle, Monte Carlo, or even confirmation bias. It would only teach any of those things if one took the time to explain what I just explained in even greater detail. Playing out this hotdog experiment with a child would only leave them confused and make pi seem like some magical arbitrary number. Regardless, the hotdog throwing simulation is a surprisingly well established "experiment" with history beyond this WikiHow article.
As an aside, you could forgo the tape entirely and instead only use the hotdogs to replicate Zu's fraction, which is that 355/113 approximation of pi, attributed to Zu Chongzhi. He calculated it all the way back in the 5th century by building an approximation of a circle, using sticks to make a 24,576-sided polygon. This was essentially a physical proof of the Liu Hui algorithm, an approximation of pi using polygons created by an earlier Chinese mathematician. I believe the WikiHow article alludes to this by mentioning building a circle around your house out of baguettes. Replicating this exactly would require 24,576+ hotdogs... but it would actually teach WHAT pi is, a ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle.
I paused right before the question was asked at the end of the episode and went to look in the comments to see what people thought about the video, etc.
Congrats jack, you just caused 5 minutes of pure unadulterated confusion and terror in my mind. That's something you can never live with.
Bro what the hell are you talking about these comments are very normal and not at all cursed
Are you alright my dude? These are just the regular comments?
@@CairnOwl Must've been the shrooms acting up, they look normal now i think.
Oh, he will have NO PROBLEMS living with that. ;)
I prefer adulterated confusion, personally
tbh i really loved the artistic expression piece of jack sitting in an empty white room slathering his entire body in lasagna until he was lost in the sauce. it was pretty creative when he glued the orange fur all over himself too, although I will admit the chunks of flesh among the fur definitely made me wonder where he acquired it from…maybe that’s why jack was sobbing uncontrollably at the end!
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For the “affirmative sleep talk one” I originally thought it would be something like “how to use subliminal messaging to get your kids to behave” and I’m giving myself that point lol
Loved this video. The anatomy chart of Garfield's garussy was my favorite part.
garfussy is the proper term actually
it was accurate
BRO WHAT
Bro
I think everyone just missed you jack, we can't make the comments cursed everyone is just too wholesome
P.s. i dont really mean it. It was for yiay.
@@annablle1874 Lmao thanks for you're service, bot
I love how even the bot's getting in on this "cursed comment section" action
lol "Annablle" coming in with the "fuck you, Quinny. Call me wholesome again I dare you"
You donate to a streamer because you enjoy their content, how much money they make is irrelevant. You're paying them because you feel like you enjoyed their stuff enough to tip, not because you think they need money and you're giving a handout
it makes me nostalgic how jack's gone back to his roots and begun again to intersperse YIAY answers with low-quality footage of bloodied animal cages. And he's not just recycling content like he did last time! The heavy breathing and unintelligible screaming really brings jacksfilms into the modern era. Resubscribed
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My brother has you on a reversible pillow
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@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 I have you on a reversible pillow, Ms. Hanamura. On the other side is your son, Teruteru. *One of you will always be inside the other.*
@@hyliastone286 unless you partially flip the reversible pillow
Wow, Jack is no longer short!
Its almost yiay 600 so we are on the right track at the perfect time, and the perfect time is always gonna be whenever its now, and now is always
Yes but actually no
ruclips.net/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/видео.html
Don't miss This.
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long jack
That’s debatable
Love it, how randomly Jacks Husband walks around the background wearing this leather face mask and a potato sack. Would love to see some videos with the two of you, guys
Jack uploading full length yiays is like my mom finally breastfeeding me again instead of giving me normal milk
Bu... I killed her 15 years ago
To me, the breastfeeding IS the normal milk.
Sometimes mommy give me her special milk
Loving to see them milky fans out there! Yum Yum! 😛
@@andrewprahst2529 this is the most cursed comment i've seen yet
Well my mom has been locked in my freeZer
Mmmm ice cold breast milk
Jack can never escape his destiny as a furry. The more his hairline recedes, the bigger the beard will grow.
His hair is regrowing there
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Fill the jar, John John Binks
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Editor really nailed it on this one, really enjoyed all the little edits which made it even funnier. Jack though remains himself
omg that sounded a little too much like a disappointed father talking about his 2 sons.
where one is a disappointment and the other is awesome?
Doesn't matter if he's still himself. He never existed anyways.
Jack has to be himself or else he reverts back to John.
The editor is jacks secret brother: John.
And this commentor is obviously the father.
Can the editor nail me next?
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It's amazing how the Wikihow artice about "How not to Have a Brain Aneurysm" predicted the Oscars 2022.
The choice to feed the dogs to a kid to make him get over his fear of dogs was pretty interesting
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Yeah, I wish the kid's crying was cut out though- I hate children
He really shoulda done the opposite. 'S better exposure therapy to just straight-up get eaten by dogs.
The Pi estimating one works, if the lines are as far apart as the hotdog the odds of each hotdog intersecting a line are proportional to it's angle which should be completely random.
Since there's exactly π radians before it's basically back to where it started(since it's the same either way up) the odds of it landing intersecting a line are approximately 1/π.
Obviously though this only really works for hypothetical infinitly thin hotdogs, but for an approximation it does work.
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@@rebsjones139 There's not even a ratio to be had here... Numberphile actually did it. See their "Pi and Buffon's Matches" video.
@@Karlyr_ I think he was joking, becasue 1/pi is a ratio
Math is so weird...
@@Karlyr_ it's a joke. Please go to your nearest sense of humour store and get one. Thanks.
I’ve seen so many cursed wikihow articles, so I’m used to the madness. But seeing Jack lose his sanity as he realizes that wikihow is a place where logic and reason go to die is just perfection.
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They don’t go to die, they go to be reborn into wiki-heaven.
Only today I learned that wikihow exist and i wont want to go there ever
Where logic and reason go to die? Sounds like Twitter and the RUclips comment section
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Glad to finally hear you're letting Erin go, personally I think it was always weird you made up a girlfriend but glad to see progress 👍
Really gotta applaud John for coming forward about his crippling fear of bed-wetting. Made me tear up a little.
We all got so excited we peed a little. In bed! :)
Foolish mortals, embrace the piss. Become piss.
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I'm sorry but he can't talk right now, he's making PISS
You need to face your fears, John.
I actually saw the frog article. I have way too many mosquitoes in my backyard so frogs would help a lot with that. There's also info on how to build nests for bats and obviously birds. Way better than mosquitoes.
This is so cursed because wiki hoe actually helped somebody
Wtf those skinny bugs were just trying to get a drink bruv
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Jack, it's clear to me that you and the team put a lot of effort into this video, and having a month of no adsense really can demotivate a person, but you got through it. I'm happy you're back, and I can't wait to see what you have in store for the rest of 2022!
What happened with the adsense I was unaware of what happened ?
@@SalvatoreTriola123 January is the worst month for Adsense.
@Jarred Kiser I just can't enjoy them, they're really annoying to watch. Can see why someone would though.
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@@aaronharris1092 i agree
30 cm is way too much room for jacks coffin
Jack specifically asked for a cursed comment section but instead gets the most positive one.
Truly the most cursed thing possible…
It's because they didn't want to spoil the big twist of Ocarina of Time. Also, Sheik isn't an actual person, it's a disguised personality Zelda used to hide from Ganondorf. She disguised herself as a guy with magic, but Zelda herself still identifies as a female, so Sheik is female. It's a little confusing, I know. Just imagine a future Zelda that Link wasn't there to protect, so she had to train her own skills in order to survive, and she put on a fake mustache to hide herself(from Ganondorf), but switch the mustache with magic and that's basically Sheik.
Unicorn testicles :)
@@harrymacer2699 amen gamer
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im glad jack has brought some positive attention to the cannibal community. people always seem really weird about it but its nice to be accepted by a big youtuber. to answer your question, yes! we do eat the eyes. they have a really nice texture, kind of like popping boba.
fun fact humans cant actually eat other humans eyes due to chemicals in them that are toxic
Testicles are near equally gratifying 😋
@@Shiffyyes that’s disgusting, why would you say that?!? testicles are too hard to bite through. the tip is clearly superior in taste and quality.
Since everyone’s gonna think I’m joking anyway, sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to get naked , cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug.
I've seen you. Do you have to do it in the middle of the shopping mall? I just want to watch the biweekly orgy in peace.
Bro, me too! :D
You should get an onlyfans to post those videos (and maybe a little r34 slug porn as well haha jk)
coward. do it with gasoline like the rest of us
@@quinintheclouds Hey, do you have a match?
I have a bladder disorder. The preventing bed wetting is because many people are “holding” their pee even in small amounts and that constant stress on your pelvic floor makes you relax at night and piss the bed. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and you’ll have better control over it
Actually, attracting frogs is a good thing to do. As amphibians, they are an "indicator" species, dependent on pretty narrow tolerances of changes in their environment, so building artificial places that are good for them is a good thing to do, cuz, you know, climate change...
Somehow even without trying you still made a cursed comment
"How to attract frogs" had my guess of "how to build a pond" and I'm taking that as a W.
I had the same idea.
I know a thing that you can do with frogs
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@@ImEditorial PARDON
This video is great as always Jack. I can't wait to show it to the neighbors in the basement during their "free time". They're really big fans of yours.
Can i buy some of your neighbors
You give them free time? What a waste of perfectly good laborers.
Please let my children free, and please stop kidnapping them every time I have new ones
@@hyliastone286 That's why I put "free time" in quotations. They get to be free down there for a while...but there's a significant cost.
@@ValiantPixel Ohhh
Strengthening your pelvic floor helps with incontinence because often times your bladder leaks because the pelvic floor muscles are too weak to keep the pipe closed. It can also cause other organs to press down on the bladder
Fun fact: YIAY is a “Daily show” but since it started in 2015 so 2022-2015=7 then 7x365= 2555. That is the episode we should be on, this is episode 598. Also I would 100% join Jacksflims’ cult
Huh wtf
This just made me realise tomorrow is YIAY’s 7th anniversary. Like, I knew it was turning 7 this year, but I almost forgot it was tomorrow
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i don't do maths but that last digit should not be a 2 in any capacity
@@arbabf1337 I do and you're right
That hot-dog pi thing is actually valid. It doesn't have to be hot dogs though. So long as whatever you're throwing is roughly line-shaped and the tape-lines are the same distance apart as your projectile.
Amogus
I found it funny that after the debate Jack had with himself about whether they were hotdogs or freezer pops, the article said that freezer pops (Otter Pops) could also be used.
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So severed penises are good to go once they've sat in the freezer, yes?
Holy shit Jack, your stance on Ukrainian conflict is very rational! I didn't even think about putting all e-girls on a plane and air dropping them into the hot zone!
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(12:40) π isn't circular. π is a constant, a ratio, a number of 3,141592653... and you can get to this number in many ways. One of the ways is circumference÷diameter, but that doesn't make π "round", whatever that means.
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I'm counting that affirmative sleep-talk one, since I said "How to hypnotize your child in their sleep" and I don't think I'm *wrong*
Also counting that dancing one, since I said ""how to be a freak in public" and that's basically the same.
Total: 6
I knew the dancing one because of danny Gonzalez
I don’t think there is enough Yiay items behind you Jack
yeah i don’t even know what yiay is; he needs more promotion back there
@@iloveyousomuch11111 YIAYTEMS DJSBS
yiaydems
@@iloveyousomuch11111 LMFAOSHSHBF NOO
Did not expect jack to start reading explicit Garfield fanfiction halfway through
me neither
HELP IM CACKLING SKDJSFO
Jack doesnt give what you want but what you need amiright
Fantastic video jack! The way you demonstrated every single article that was shown was an enlightening experience! My favourite part was when you aggressively made out with your hand for a solid 5 minutes! Keep doing what you’re doing man :)
Hey Jack, I just wanted to say that me and my wife love watching your videos! We watch them together ever since we were just two cousins! Keep up the great work, man.
What a heart warming love story. It’s nice to hear such close family love ❤️
Word around the street is you’re adopting your grandmother. Is this true?
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I got teary eyed just reading this comment, wish you the best. I'm still trying to marry my cousin but he has a girlfriend and won't respond to my messages. Any tips?
15:07 - please drop a full version of Jingle My Bells (but it's Satan doing karaoke in hell)
Jingle my Bells(Satan's Version)(From Hell)
@@lizhorton8765 Jingle My Bells (Satan's Version)(From Hell)(Gone Wrong)(Gone Sexual)
I'll jingle your bells
Bells are meant to be jingled. Now sit down and let Santa handle this.
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Clearly Jack is unaware of the stranglehold frogs have on the youths
Hi Jack! Just read the pi article, that is how works. Pi shows up all over the place in mathematics, in probability, and infinite sums and all sorts of places. There is a circle, or properties of a circle that are hiding in that experiment that just aren't apparent, like majority of the places it shows up in math.
Loved how in the middle of the video Jack’s uncle busted down the door and started pissing blood. 10/10 would watch again.
Oh god, that part was disgusting. He should see a doctor. My uncle taught me that only milk is supposed to come out of your wee wee
I love it when John is honest with us about his armpit fetish; it really helps convince me of buying another one of his NFTs.
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Jack: most Wikihow articles are incredibly simple
Jack one minute later: it can’t be something surface level
Listen, Wiki How has really helped me over the years. Five years ago I didn't even know how to talk to my cousin. Just this past friday he and I closed on our first house to raise our future daughter in. I couldn't be happier to be a mother 😍😍⌛🎥📼📺🙏🤰
It’s pretty deep stuff. Not as deep as I’m in your mother, though.
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jack, im so happy you got a VIP pass to emoji movie 2! i know how much you loved the first one and couldn't wait for the sequel.
As a mathematician, the hot dog throwing is actually legit.
Ok I’m not an actually mathematician, I’m a software engineer, but there’s an algorithm to estimate pi that’s similar to the hot dog experiment.
Kudos to the editor for giving us such a girthy masterpiece
I love the time and effort you put into making that reenactment of Human Centipede. Very good to see someone else interested in that. :)
I really enjoyed the part where jack pointed the camera at the toilet and proceeded to crap blood for the rest of the video. Great stuff Jack keep it up!
Just wanted to say im proud of you for coming out as transracial in 2022 being half latinx and half garfield. I know people wont accept you for it in some parts of the world, but im proud of you. The last 5 mins of the video where you eat out of the dog bowl and then say in quotes "Wheres my ey lasagna." Made me tear up, and made me realize I have growing to do myself.
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Here is my theory:
We only ever hear Chip bark in the videos these days, she also seems to be the only dog being mentioned in videos.... where are the others?
We all know Jack is a closeted furry, and what would make a better fursuit than that white fluffy fur. The older dogs have served their purpose on the channel, and soon Chip will have too!!
Oh god
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I assumed they were being kept separated from the Crazy One for their safety.
@@guu3528 I know Jack can be a little crazy, but he isn’t that crazy is he?
The man's on to something
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Let's start some cursed poems
There once was a vampire named Mable
Whose periods were always quite stable
And every full moon
She'd take out a spoon
And eat herself under the table.
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Funny you say that because...
Jonathan Q. Arbuckle [5] is a fictional character from the Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis. He has also appeared in the animated television series Garfield and Friends, the computer-animated The Garfield Show, and two live-action/computer-animated feature films.
A geeky and clumsy man yet caring owner, Jon is the owner of Garfield and Odie.
Physical appearance
Jon is a Caucasian man with brown frizzy hair.
Fictional biography
Jonathan told Garfield that he was 29 years old in a December 23, 1980 strip.[6] However, in the episode "T3000" of The Garfield Show, he is described as 22.[7]
Jonathan might be of Italian origins since he has an Italian ancestor whose name was Tony Arbuccli.[citation needed]
He and his pets live in Jim Davis' hometown of Muncie, Indiana, according to the television special Happy Birthday, Garfield.
Hobbies
In the first strip, Arbuckle is presented as a cartoonist.[8] Garfield and Friends also shows him several times as a cartoonist. In The Garfield Show, his occupation is as a cartoonist. Also, in the strip from May 2, 2010, Liz tells her parents Jon is a cartoonist.[9] Jon was also seen doing his work briefly in the August 2, 2015 strip.[10]
He can play accordion, bagpipes, guitar, banjo, and bongos and sing, though his singing and musical skills are not the greatest.[citation needed]
Family
Jonathan was raised on a farm and occasionally visits his mother, father, paternal grandmother, and brother Doc Boy, who live on the farm.[citation needed]
Jon lives with Garfield and Odie, his pets.
Jon acquired Garfield at a pet shop.[citation needed]
Jon acquired Odie when Lyman, an old friend of his (and Odie's original owner), moved in with him and Garfield. After a few years, Lyman disappeared from the strip, never to be heard from again. The book Twenty Years and Still Kicking, which marked Garfield's twentieth year, included parodies of how Lyman left, such as "Had lunch with Jimmy Hoffa and then...".[11] Lyman does appear in an episode of The Garfield Show, during which Jon sets out to look for him. [12] Odie goes back to Lyman, but returns to Garfield at the end.[13]
Personality
Before he met Liz, Jon consistently failed to date any woman. This has been partly due to ridiculous pick-up lines, lack of social skills, his entire wardrobe of incredibly weird, flashy outfits, and his general awkwardness. A consistent running gag is Garfield coming back from a New Year's Eve party and asking how a solitary Jon enjoyed his TV movie and microwave popcorn. Every Friday night, he would invite Garfield to undertake in his Friday night festivities instead of inviting whichever woman he was trying to hook-up with. Otherwise, he would solely stare at his phone, desperately waiting in vain for a woman to call him.[citation needed] Jon's oddness and horrible fashion sense has often been the subject of teasing or outright mockery, usually from Garfield, as one of the major running gags in the series.[14][15][16][17]
Jon has a longstanding crush on Garfield's veterinarian, Dr. Liz Wilson.[citation needed] Although she has a deadpan, sardonic persona, she finds Jon's outlandish and goofball behavior endearing on occasion. Jon often attempts to ask her out on a date, but rarely succeeds, usually due to his lack of fashion sense, and with Garfield making fun of his failure; however, in an extended story arc from June 20 to July 29, 2006, Liz finally admitted she was in love with him and became his girlfriend from that point onwards.[citation needed] As early as 1982, Davis had suggested he would eventually bring Jon and Liz together as a couple.[18]
Despite his somewhat timid and honest nature, Jon is sometimes shown to be quite assertive on Garfield And Friends. Additionally, he shows a tendency to be a miser, as Garfield mentions how Jon passes out seeing the rates on a parking meter, and when Jon tried to perform an appendectomy on himself to save money.[citation needed]
Trivia
Jon was voted number one on the Best Week Ever blog's list of "The Most Depressed Comic Book Characters".[19]
Many of Arbuckle's character traits are shared with his author Jim Davis, who was likewise a cartoonist, raised on a farm and born on July 28.[20]
Jonathan is a theist who believes in God, as he is seen praying before going to bed in the April 29, 1987 strip.[21]
Other media
Breckin Meyer portrays Jon Arbuckle in the feature film adaptations.
Jon's first animated appearance was in the 1980 CBS special, The Fantastic Funnies, when he was voiced by Thom Huge. Jon was voiced by Sandy Kenyon in the first animated television special (Here Comes Garfield), before Huge returned to the character in all later specials and in Garfield and Friends. Breckin Meyer portrayed Jon in the live-action/computer animated films Garfield: The Movie and Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties. In Garfield Gets Real, Garfield's Fun Fest and Garfield's Pet Force, he was voiced by Wally Wingert. Wally also provides Jon's voice for The Garfield Show.
Jon's voice provided inspiration for Codename: Kids Next Door villain, The Toiletnator.
In an episode of Futurama, the forehead of a giant "Jon" balloon from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade becomes a hot air balloon to raise Fry, Leela, and Bender to the surface world.
Similarly, Garfield Minus Garfield removes all the other characters completely and simply features Jon talking to himself. Fans connected with Jon's "loneliness and desperation" and found his "crazy antics" humorous; Jim Davis himself called Dan Walsh's (the author of Garfield Minus Garfield) strips an "inspired thing to do" and said that "some of the strips work better than the originals".[22][23]
An Arbuckle Thanksgiving and An Arbuckle Christmas have taken the two holiday video specials and digitally removed Garfield and Odie, leaving Jon as the lead.
@@b.parker1740 Ive read most of this .. its randomly funny
Honey, I'm pregnant
It's a tentacle monster
You are the father
Pip laid out the rules of the game,
"Stick one toe deep down in the drain",
Chris cried "It hurted",
So Pip retorted:
"Don't listen to Christoph, he's lame."
"Why would you ever want to attract frogs?"
Clearly you've never heard about the classic "frog pit to woo your bisexual girlfriend" move.
I LOVE how much editing you do in these videos. Legit makes my day every time--the animation, the sounds, EVERYTHING. I'm still so sorry Erin had to disappear like she did to make it happen, but please hear me when I say the world appreciates how you've channeled your grief.
I only got the cult one correct because in highschool me and a couple friends made a joke about starting a cult in school. And that picture of the dude with cheese has been forever stuck in my brain.
Jack quickly realizes that Wikihow images often have absolutely nothing to do with the articles they are in
Weird ad break... but I guess being lathered in ice cream was a stylistic choice to break the normality of ads.
Still a fun video all around, ad break was the cherry on top for a good time.
"Why would you ever want to attract frogs"
Someone tell him about the cottagecore lesbians
I attract frogs for the biodiversity. Want to keep the local species happy
I personally attract frogs to use as sacrifices for the gods
For those wondering: the first one with the calendar was a step about keeping your calendar full to keep your life interesting
so you read the article, Nicole 👀👀
Who’s says this persons Nicole, they could be stalking and archiving Nicole’s life for all we know.
@@lanefehr3096 fair, fair, im sorry for my mistakes💔
Good
He feeding us so good after being gone, half an hour of content 😎
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Simmer down, Yami
No father fingure
The part where Jack shoved Erin in the oven and turned it on at 450F was pretty wacky! Nice to see you are changing up your content!
Was quite surprised when during the last ten minutes chipwich tripped up Jack and started force feeding him chocolate until he suffocated, 10/10 would watch again.
Always enjoyed the content on this channel, you're a real inspiration with your dedication to the furry art form, John. Our parents may have disowned us, but the solidarity in crafting fursuits with absolutely massive hairy shlongs really gives us all a reason to keep living. May Garbo accept our dreams as payment for the resources we took from this world. Jlorosor!
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bad day?
Interesting choice to have the council wearing GIMP suits in the background, while barking uncontrolably. Very cool.
Good
He's got the whole world in his hands
Want to see my wiki feet?
Just look up how to be a foot model in the wiki how
Fill the jar, John John Binks
bad day?
great video! loving the trend you started of throwing parties then shoving people into the fridge. i think its a great way of preserving friendships and find the tips you gave throughout the video very useful and precise.