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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2021
- Today's YIAY asks what YOUR show would be like if you hosted The Ellen Show. You know, since Ellen is leaving and we're all finding out that she's not that DeGenerous.
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1:59 She invited young guests to use old technology and made fun of them for not knowing what to do
@@AxxLAfriku are there meds that you should be taking?
I saw a clip where she made a teenager try to fold up a road map in like 30 seconds and the whole time just said, "Nope, no, that's not it." One of the worst things I've ever watched.
@@AxxLAfriku What?
@@AxxLAfriku Kaka ain't playin no more.
You better not call me a boxer.
IM A BOX PERSON
Did you know Jack no longer picks his favorites in the next episode of YIAY
Sadly but it is still good
We know
He does cut some he films, so I guess technically he does pick them, just way way less of a list
Someone else will pick their favorites in the next episode of YIAY
Honestly these blind videos feel low effort to me. Like he cancelled jackask cause he wanted to do more original videos, now he does the same old series without an original idea in sight, even then. Jackask is now just a QandA series. YIAY is basically reacting to what his discord mods send him. Really losing my interest in the channel.
I'm sure someone's said it already, but this show is way funnier when Jack reads the answers without looking at them first. His surprised laughs make the answers way better.
Completely agree. You can also ser that Jack is enjoying this so much more
The "instead of giving gifts for the audience, the audience gives me gifts" is essentially just an unboxing channel
Did you know that Sonic's first catchphrase was "I need speed?" They had to change it when speed became a nickname for amphetamines.
I A M S P E E D
I love this one
I N E E D I T T A I L S ! G I V E I T U P
@Lemuel Ogabang Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beamer.
I love how much Jack is enjoying the new format
@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť harder daddy
@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť uwus in german
hate is unhealthy for your soul. whether you spread it, or receive it, your soul suffers the same.
mmmm, no, not very wise
I’m so glad he’s happier, he seemed so sad/bored for a while. He deserves to enjoy his content so much and not be tied down by YAIY or Jackask.
He's got less work now lmao
#YIAYfact did you know that “Ohio” is just how people in the Midwest greeted each other in the 1500’s, then they were like “oh shit look a river”
It’s actually a mistranslation from Japanese immigrants saying “Ohayou” (“good morning”), local Americans took the saying and ran with it
Ohio gozaimasu
My friend thought Ohio was in Canada until the day before where I broke the news to her that it's in Mexico. Jk I said USA.
More like ohio people that are weebs
@@ryuuteimaru5858 More like Ohio gozimas
Fun Fact: in Nepal, seven eleven is called “four eleven” which is also jackfilms height
#yiayfact
Pls pls pls tell me how can I be savage like you.
@@averagedickmoney310
step no.1: have nepals
step no.2: there is no step 2
I live in nepal and it's still called 7/11 .Anyway I give you good luck
@@Umang_GD it was a joke
@@symby9927 Didn't I say good luck?
Jack's just having a genuinely good time and I'm all for it
or is he just getting increasingly drunker every episode?
@@leonahalder5630 Who said it had to be either or?
Good day?
@@Wrennityy good day to you :)
@@ellaehrlich194 fair enough
Fun fact: The release date for the movies “E.T.”, “Blade runner”, “Poltergeist”, and “The thing” are closer to the end of World War II, than the year 2021
No shit sherlock
Okay? That's irrelevant.. Are you a bot?
Than
Fun fact: Cleopatra lived closer to our time than than to the time when the great pyramids were built.
@@papajohn5279 he’s not using the hashtag, probably just trolling
Fun fact: did you know that an unreleased Walt Disney film was found, simply titled “space movie 1992”.
Yikes
Mods please feature this one
They sure are from outer space
mods i think you know better but in case you don’t, please feature this one
Oh no
Did you know? In February of 2021, the word "sus" became more used in everyday speech than the word "because"
what the bullshit
#YIAYfact did you know? The narrator of the royalty free Christmas songs is actually Erin's boyfriend whom Jack has locked up for years.
Bad Day?
Erins boyfriend and jack should kiss no cap
@@evanb.5726 Good day?
@@matthew8505 "Whom" is actually correct here. A helpful way to remember whether "whom" or "who" should be used is to replace it with "him" or "he." If "him" sounds correct in the sentence, then use "whom." If "he" sounds correct, use "who." In this case, "Jack has locked him up for years" sounds better than "Jack has locked he up for years," so "whom" is correct.
as if Jack could be strong enough to lock anyone up....
Fun fact: people smell different when they're awake than when asleep
Can confirm, the people in my basement smell way nicer asleep
@@CRPit Say hi to Jack for me
I hope this one gets picked
You should try it out!
how and why do you know this
Fun Fact: Garfield actually got his start on Rule 34
Bonus Fact: John is fucking short
#YIAYfact
Douglass or Arbuckle?
@@betarayjack501st Yes.
I’m guessing the character short didn’t appear after garfield’s origins
This is just 6 minutes of Jack saying “There’s an audience for that” and I’m not ok with it.
Don’t worry there’s an audience for that too
#YIAYfact Did you know that the hit-game "Among Us" was originally going to be a training software for the military to find terrorists on airplanes?
Don't let your fellow passengers be sus
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Fun fact: due to being in the southern hemisphere, clocks in Australia spin counter clockwise #YIAYfact
Australians call this phenomenon “clockdumb.”
that would be really cool if Australia existed
Also, every Australian is a talking human-sized dog.
Yes but no
The Clockiolis effect
Did you know that “Fun facts” are a threat to the Fact based ecosystem and are considered a invasive species according to the U.S. Department of Commerce? #YIAYfact
#YIAYfact Did you know, starfish and sand-dollars play “hide and seek” in the sand to practice hiding from Barracuda. The Sand-dollars bury themselves in sand and the starfish try to find them and flip them over
Did you know that the YIAY theme song still says "I'll pick my favorites" even though it's the mods who pick the answers now?
#YIAYfact
“The mods will pick their favourites in the next episode of YIAY”
Just song it very quickly, no need to change the melody
Did you know that YIAY host Jack Douglass isn’t actually talking to the audience when he records, he is actually talking to his captors. #YIAYfact
you forgot the hashtag
aka Erin
@@joshroehl6098 why?
A lot of the youtube comments in this video dont have hashtags either, I guess its not always needed on YT.
so he's talking to his fans
#YIAYfact: skydiving parachute-less was invented in 1964 when famous pilot Elliot 'Skyguy' McGee accidentally fell out of his plane. His body was never found.
Unsurprisingly, parachute-less skydiving quickly went out of style.
Did you know, every YIAY answer is unique and effort filled?
Did you know, every YIAY answer is unique and effort filled?
Did you know, every YIAY answer is unique and effort filled?
Did you know, every YIAY answer is unique and effort filled?
"don't look me in the eye OwO"
- John Patrick Douglas, shortly before being arrested on several cases of homicide and grand theft larceny.
Not gonna lie, that activated my fight or flight response
The likes on this comment are increasing per second
I think he's trying to tell you that he won't back down.
Good day?
@@Wrennityy stop
Did you know, the word "corgi" means dwarf dog in Welsh, their country of origin?
@@joshroehl6098 why?
Hey! He wanted "true" facts, not facts that are actually true.
Not the way to play the game but learnt something new. Thanks!
I FUCKING LOVE CORGIS AND I DIDNT KNOW THIS FACT THANK YOU AARON BURR, SIR
needs the hashtag #YIAYfact ! I love this one because it’s totally actually true! good job!
that no spoons mayo thing reminds me of something we used to do at work meetings, every quarter or so we'd have a meeting talking about promotional items, customer complaints, etc. etc. then at the end my boss chooses 2 or 3 people who are given like half a litre of chocolate mousse and no spoons, the fastest to finish gets $20 and bragging rights, so for like a minute you have 50-70 people sitting in a room watching 3 people consume copious amounts of chocolate mousse for a $20 bonus
Imagine Ellen and she’s not there.. but the show continues as normal. The other hosts laugh and talk to nothing, the camera zooms in on where Ellen would be and the audience isn’t in on it. The music would start and a fake applaud sound would play whilst Ellen’s not there. Everyone doesn’t know what’s happening and the guests and stuff have to communicate to ‘ellen’, something that no longer exists. Each segment pops out from nowhere with music loudly playing and it doesn’t end. I call it purgatory
I think you just invented an SCP.
@@NawidN I wrote this at 5am and I don’t know what demons I was fighting
#YIAYfact did you know?
garfield is actually based on the demonic entity garleniticus from the book of revelations, described as the harbinger of famine and representation of greed
That one's actually true!
Good day?
@@Wrennityy stop
Did you know grass is actually blue? While originally night-blue, continous sun exposure gives the grass its green color. If you visit a cave, look for the blue grass! #YIAYFact
This is GOOD
Sounds sad, but also happy.
just throw in some buzzwords about chlorophyll and I'd say this would actually be maybe perhaps probably not believeable
Zoysia Tenuifolia Blue Grass has entered the chat
Put your hands together, for some fake facts 6
He is referring to Tucker Carlson at 2:22
Fun Fact: Did you know that Dinosaur Erotica is an actual thing. I'm not lying, let that sink in #YIAYFact
There's erotica for a lot of things. I checked.
C'mon man you can't self advertise like that
ah, good ol rule 34
"Rather than mistreat people off-camera, I'd mistreat people ON-camera."
Oh, you mean like "Ellen's Game of Games"?
Oh my god the games of games is the best fucking game show I love it
@@nutstomper47 I love how desperately ironic of a comment this is.
@@nutstomper47 I'm laughing so fucking hard 💀 Not only do you not seem to understand what the R/Woosh means but like what? Lmaoooo I just said I liked the show it wasnt a direct reply to the comment
Ellen already mistreated several people om camera, so that isn't a new idea. Still great tho
tWitch is unironically the best part of that show
Did you know? Because of lack of airtravel, the currents aren’t behaving as they normally do. Because of that, this summer will actually be a pretty cold one! #YIAYFact
wouldn't that make the summer hotter
So that's why it's been colder that normal!
@@joshroehl6098 why?
happy kitty pet
This was a really great YIAY! I mean, they're ALWAYS great, but for some reason I laughed extra hard at this one.
Fun fact: In 1988 a girl called Aika Futanari sued Nintendo because the princess Zelda was identical to her. Nobody knows what happened after that and Nintendo refused to say anything. This mystery is well known as "Zelda Futanari". Look it up.
#YIAYfact
this comment radiates evil
#YIAYFact
Did you know that YGS is every Friday?- wait I can't joke about this, it actually is every Friday now
okay
@@norical64 E
@@gabby3672 Bad Day?
Hi man
@pixxy same I didn’t know he liked that
Did you know: Disney plans on buying the license to Garfield so they can make a Cats-esc remake of the live action movie, and the lead, Bill Murray again! #YIAYfact
“Cats-esque”
Yes
Thanks I haven't had a reason to cry for awhile
Did you know, jack is actually a eternal goblin who rises to power every 500 years to raise a army for his entertainment.
4:13 - omg i made it onto YIAY!! i’d never been on it yet!! 😌😌😌
Did you know that this YIAY is just Fake Facts, but John didn't feel like using photoshop?
Wow, you're right
#YIAYfact
Remove the nail near your right shoulder you keep almost bumping into it :o
Bro love your vids
Green screen
Fun Fact: there is evidence of the ancient Polynesians reaching every continent by the 15th century, using only sail.
Did you know that I forgot ab you and then ygs brought me back and now I’m binging all the yiay
#YIAYfact Did you know that Joe Biden is a huge fan of Garfield comics? During his move to the White House, he had the secret service keep a close eye on his collection of Garfield memorabilia until they were all safely transported to Washington DC.
This is almost believable
Poor Jack, his phone disappeared so he's left with an empty phone case
0:50 DAMN IT! You made me spit my drink.
Curiosity got the best of me, now "M&M fanfiction" is in my search history and the summary "Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M" is burned into my retinas. Thanks, Jack!
"I'll bet it's surprisingly easy" as someone who is currently changing their legal name, no tf it is not
Ouch, do you think there could actually be a whole series on it then?
@@sophiaredwood5825 I mean it would include a lot of complaining but honestly yeah, I started over a year ago and I'm still not done 😬
@@julianbrecht5926 Good to kow because I'm working on it now T~T
You live in the wrong country; I just sent an application and what would be about 20USD and about two weeks laters I got my new name.
For reference, why are you guys changing your names? I'm curious for what the reason may be
1:50 yes that’s an actual segment ellen did, she invited a teenager to come up and try old technology and laughed at her when she didn’t know how to do anything
St,,str,,s-ss
Srtider?
@@sigmawarehouse4455 yes?
helo dirt strudel
The other way around. Old people trying modern tech
People should really watch the clip. The teenager is laughing the whole way through, and ended up getting a free tv. Saying she "laughed at her" makes it sound so much worse than it it.
This is the best yiay ever i've watched this 34 times
"You just gave some exec a good idea" John, I don't think TV Executives watch your videos... 😂
Did you know?: The beloved comic strip cat, Garfield, was created based on the american president: James A. GARFIELD. 😮 Not only do they share the same name, the president's favorite dish was also lasagna. But who doesn't love it, anyway? 🤣 #YIAYfact
this better get featured.
James A. Garfield's favorite food is actually squirrel soup. Yes it's real, look it up
#YIAYfact Did you know that rocks are actually highly nutritious? Several years of collecting bacteria and microorganisms really spices up the flavor!
so tell me why my organs are failing then
And that's a Rock Fact!
@@joshroehl6098 why?
20 grams of Uranium-235 has 20 billion calories. Eat it and you'll be fed for the rest of your life!
I'm sad nobody said "It would be mandatory to look me in the eyes. I'm an ambush predator, if you look away I'll attack"
This is my favorite YIAY
I feel like she does the “invite people from the audience to host to save money” thing already though.
#YIAYfact: Did you know that during World War 2, the penny actually had Arnold Schwarzenegger on it, so the Germans wouldn’t be offended
@@joshroehl6098 why?
@@joshroehl6098 there is so damn way. No way. I am guessing this is the endless summer video. This is my fifth time getting sent to it from different channels. Lets see if I’m correct
Appeasement to a whole new level
@@joshroehl6098 I swear if this is someone linking “Endless Summer” again I’m throwing my phone
@@joshroehl6098 why
Did you know that your cat has a silent mode? Just tug on its tail for 5 seconds and it should activate.
nice "i have no mouth and i must scream" reference jack
1:45 Ellen had a segment where she invited teens on and gave them a minute to try and use old technology (a road map, a rotary phone, and a phone book) while the boomers in the audience laughed at the kids.
Did you know that 83% of people that say ‘sus’ are more likely to identify as a furry later in life #YIAYFact
83% lol, did you get that statistic from Barney Stinson?
fun fact: RDJ actually had to get a hole in his chest to play the part of iron man
This episode was way funnier than I would have expected with this question. 😅
#YIAYfact The phrase, "That's a fact Jack" was actually addressing a person named Johnny, but was mistranslated as Jack when it came to America.
and thats a fact, jack
Bad Day?
@@evanb.5726 Bad Day?
@@evanb.5726 That's a fact, Johnny
He should say this after every fact
Fun Fact: Ever since the start of Blond YIAY, Jack has employed his wife as the moderator who chooses the funniest responses, explaining why Blind YIAY has become so much funnier!
Redhead YIAY is so much better than Blond YIAY, though.
I too, am a big fan of Blond YIAY. Brunette YIAY is a close second
@@Keznen XD
I like Dark hair YIAY
Thanks for the “tellen” idea.
*Evil smile*
you’re welcome 😌
I think never having seen the Ellen Show hurt my ability to laugh at this YIAY - I'm missing *all of the context* :'D
did you know that the word "helicopter" is not a compound of the words "heli" and "copter", but of "helico" and "pter"? Helico as in helix or spiral and pter as in wing (like in "pterodactyl" for example). It makes sense when you break it down like that but it still somehow feels wrong
This is actually true, and also pretty interesting
Then it should be helicoter as "p" in "ptre" is silent
you forgot the hashtag
Good day?
@@shravan1005 In the original greek it isn't, that's just English changing the pronunciation
Did you know saying "That's a spicy meat-a-ball!" is illegal in Italy and could land you up to 10 years in prison or 5 days straight of being forced to mangia by an Italian grandmother. #YIAYfact
for some reason when I played the video, as soon as you mentioned seeing these submissions for the first time, the screen went black lmao
To be honest, YIAY has gotten better ever since the blind answers thing
Did you know that Vladimir Putin's favorite movie is 2008's The Love Guru? He's quoted the movie in many of his speeches and even made Mike Myers a Russian citizen!
#YIAYFact
excellent taste, comrade
Yes John. That segment where she puts a boomer up to new tech and have them try and use it did happen. Except with millennials and old tech
Yeah, that was...something
drew gooden’s bit on that segment was so good
“Hey young person you don’t know how to use this almost obsolete and outdated thing? HA YOU STUPID”
@@tinejoan "oh what's wrong Ellen. Never lived in a cave before?"
Anyone else who watches/watched (before they got hulu) those free livestreams on youtube, with like all the zoom ins at the worst spots and the spam of subscribe in the video, and the intervals 😂
Dude just gave Eric Andre all he needed to make another season of the Eric Andre Show.
Did you know that everybody who responds to questions on YIAY are all actually burner accounts created by Jack in order to boost engagement? #YIAYFact
That’s sus...
So Jack really does create all of his content
Ohio is the only US State that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel"
I don't believe you.
That's why it doesn't exist.
source?
@@StarPlatinum3000 It's actually true. 95% of states have an A or E in their names, so I figured it would be easy to check. The few that don't have one of the other letters.
Rename to Ohia
3:28
Currently screaming at this joke 💀
So many of these ideas seem like something you'd see on the Eric Andre show
*"Yo, Capitalism's epic"*
-Ellen't Douglass, 2021
Also, #YIAYfact Jack is finally getting back to schedule as the jack we love to meme the fuck out :)
"Thanks Karl Marx" Comrade Johnathan 2021
@@CommunistCreeper EYYYY
@@CommunistCreeper Creeper? OUR MAN, so we back in the mines...
@@CommunistCreeper new book by Chef Karl "Grill" Marx. 101 way to cook the Rich .
including recipes like
Jeff Braisedos
Mark Zuckerburnt
And Elon Mesquite
lol she's a socialist
Fun Fact: The movie "Joker" caused major controversy among the feminist movement, due to the lack of a female protagonist, Disney responded to this by creating Cruella, a movie for true #GirlBosses
That’s stupid as shit
2:56 is just Gordon Ramsey
0:15 look at the effort jack puts into his videos. thats a spicy thumb a nail.
#YIAYfact Did you know that, Jack talking about wiki feet caused me to look him up on WikiFeet in which there are 40 photos of his feet and his rating is a 4.96/5 Look it up!
such loving and horny fans
*he knows.*
@@toriknorth3324 yum feet
that is way too high of a rating
Ooooooo yuuum yuuuum
#YIAYfact Did you know that the entirety of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise was actually a giant sponsored advert for the Wimpy restaurant? Gotta get that monetization!
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
#YIAYfact
Your head needs checking pal
I am concerned
holy shit i wish i never read this
2:17 that squeak!
Did you know that Donkey and the dragon from the critically acclaimed film “Shrek” canonically reproduce and have offspring known as “Dronkeys”. This helped pave the way for the award winning DS game “Shrek: Ogres & Dronkeys” which released on November 5th 2007.
#YIAYfact
Broke me at “award winning DS game”
But this is true... right?
@@sophiaredwood5825 Of course here are my sources:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek:_Ogres_%26_Dronkeys
shrek.fandom.com/wiki/Dronkeys
www.google.com/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/animation-cartoons/22434615/shrek-donkey-dragon-babies
I see myself as somewhat of a “Dronkey” connoisseur.
Did you know, that arteries in bisons' legs wrap around their veins so that they don't freeze to death when standing in frozen rivers? The chilly blood in their legs is warmed up as it reenters their body.
Bradonq brings a cup of tea to the mayo eating contest, pours the entire jar of mayo into the cup, and chugs it. Everyone fears him.
@ drunk one, so you mean the Dean Martin Show? 😂
Fun fact: Did you know this isn’t fake facts 6, But will most likely will turn into fake facts 6?
#YIAYfact
We already had Fake Facts 5
@@TheMGMfan shoot you right. Imma change that real quick.
#YIAYfact Fun fact: With every episode of YIAY posted, Jack loses a millimeter of height.
This is supposed to be fake facts
it is fake, the real answer is 1 inch
Impressive, you've managed to crush any miniscule sliver of childish desire I may have had to want to be on this show... and I literally never watched this show.
Did you know? Your stuffed animals saw everything. They know what you did.
Fun fact: in Oklahoma, it is illegal to hunt whale.
That's why they're so fat.
It’s illegal in most of the western world though.
I assume Oklahoma is a land-locked state?
#YIAYfact Did you know, that not wearing socks to church is a criminal offence in the state of Missouri?
why do i live here
@@LightningRuns lol
thats good. i want to die
Bad Day?
1:39
That's basically how Russian version of Wheel of Fortune works for the last 20 years, every contestant brings gifts for the host, and if they don't, everyone is giving them an evil eye.
In Portugal, the contestants of "o preco certo" (the price is right) give gifts to the host!