I don't get why Slater couldn't follow his passion AND engage in extracurricular sports. He was clearly talented at both. Yet, no one suggested he do both.
Not enough people talk about Zack's completely unexplained power to freeze time. It's not just a fantasy thing. At least one time he froze time and left the room before unfreezing it, leaving everyone bewildered as to how he had seemingly teleported away. NOBODY ever brings his strange godlike powers up.
Banjo Peppers Is he videotaping these things? That was stated in one video I watched, and would make him even more of a creep. Or perhaps none of it is real and is all taking place in his mind. He could be in a mental institution, and completely unaware of it, thinking he knows what reality is while having no connection to it at all. If so, that's quite the imagination--but no less trashy of him.
Persephone Black See the episode of The Flash called Tricksters. Is he one of the two named Tricksters, or instead Eobard Thawne? Either way, that ain't a good thing.
@@ksaraf23 the 80s and 90s basically let kid characters do all sorts of screwed up stuff then write it off as "he is a bit mischevious but a good kid" Do that for half a dozen seasons or a few movies and you begin to wonder how most of those characters never get locked up
The saddest things about this episode is that Slater is a man of many talents (sports, mechanics, business, etc) but didn’t think he had one until he started cooking. While Zach who really has no talent at all had his life planned out.
@@blucolife Basically anything he can get his hands on. This society thrives on men like Zack, who usually use men like slater who are ignored in history.
@@DmanDice I think you mean Screech, It is the nerds, geeks and introverts who are ignored unless they become indispensable, found their own companies like Mark Zuckerberg. Slater may not be as sexy and charismatic as Zack, but if Zack's a 10, he's definitely an 8. By the way, at my work there's a 67-year-old who's completely incompetent. He got hired to push shopping carts, and then got a note from his doctor saying that he's allowed breaks every time it's too hot outside. He could barely push four shopping carts, and would usually push three or two (the standard is six or more). He's taking breaks all the time, 90% of what he does is talk to the customers (which is not our job), the co-workers, and people on his phone. Instead of getting fired, he was promoted to hardware. The crazy thing is that people like him! I'm the only one that hates him! Oh, and he hits on women old enough to be his grand daughters.
I had to rewatch the "Fuckin idiot" part over and over again! The overwhelming amount of annoyance that was put into those two little words was hilarious! I hope these Zach Morris is Trash episodes never end....but I worry about the narrator's sanity!
I don't even have time to watch this morning, but I have had an awful week. This is the little treat for myself, to make things a little funnier. Thank you, Dashiell.
Worst example of high school wrestling on TV by far: - No weighclasses. - Wrong singlets (Blue singlet is freestyle, not folkstyle) - Suplay is illegal in US high school wrestling. - Those are tumbling mats, not wrestling mats. - Lack of headgear - Necklace.
Zoe I have a feeling he'll save the epic meltdown for the very last episode as a kid who grew up the 90's I find these tid bits of saved by the bell videos awesome. When I was in high school I wrote a paper on how just Zach Morris, was indeed very manipulative, and quite sociopathic although the title for my paper was no where near as cool as the title for these videos that we are currently seeing. I really hope he goes back to the Good Morning Ms. Bliss years and talks about how Zach tried to steal the girl that Mikey was really interested in that sleeze move by Zach caused a pretty big fight between the two and that it also nearly ruined the first dance the juinor high had held in years due to a previous big fight years prior.
I think the narrator really would go insane having to trawl through a decade's-worth of Ross being trash. It's a never-ending shower of shit with that guy...
There are 2 videos on another channel (dont remember which one at the moment) 1 about all the times Ross was the worst and the other about all the times Ted Mosby was the worst. They aren't even close to the comedy of Zack Morris is Trash, though!
@@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 Yes, he was.. I gotta look for that episode now. I just realized, I'll never be able to watch any show he's a part of again, in which he suffers some sort of misfortune, and not think he had it coming.
I love that the ad before this video, was a trailer for Mark Paul Gosselaar's new series, in which he plays a social worker on the run with a girl who possesses super powers. I like to pretend that it's really Zack Morris, and he's trying to atone for his past misdeeds. But, I know deep down, in all likelihood, he'd be the slick government asshole chasing them. Some people never change.
In the reboot, Zack Morris will actually be the governor of California... even though he used slave labor, prostituted underage girls, and committed dozens of actions of felony fraud.
It was cooking CLUB. So there was a time conflict after school. He couldn't be in two places at once. Notice that Slater had to abandon his quiche while it was cooking to wrestle and save Screech's life...for a while, at least. (RIP Dustin Diamond!)
Zack would never do it himself, unless it was last second, because the patsy he set up(usually Screech), just couldn't make the drop. Then he would come up with a very quick, and dumb lie, which would lead back to him in less than a day, only to claim ignorance, and then be forgiven, learning nothing......
I've officially added "have a conversation with Dashiell" to my bucket list. The way I see it, at the absolute bare minimum, I will die with a smile on my face.
When I was in school, I wasn't into sports. I never understood why it was considered "gay" to want to take a class like cooking and be in a room full of girls, and it showed you were straight if you wanted to spend your time hanging out with a bunch of sweaty guys. That always seemed backwards to me.
Traditionalists have always insisted that boys actively avoid learning to cook, sew, scrub, and take care of babies. It’s not so much “gay” as it is perceived to be an emasculation. Why would you need to learn to iron your shirt unless you were incapable of finding a wife to iron it for you? By the way, I’m not saying I agree with that. I’m just trying to present the argument accurately.
Im honestly baffled at how I used to chuckle at Zach’s “shenanigans” and think that he was the cool kid in school. He is an absolute dumpster fire of a human being.
I think if Screech had never known Zack and had had an actual best friend instead, he may have been more well-adjusted. I mean, all that abuse he went through just to cater to Zack and his schemes couldn't have been good.
I agree. I miss the part where the image of the guest student turns black and white as the narrator says "because they probably fucking killed themselves." It was such a clever way to laugh about guests one time appearance.
I never watched this saved by the bell as a kid but i will not miss any new episodes of zach morris is trash this shows makes me so happy and it cracks me up
@trashman Yeah, when he & Kelly for some odd reason end up gettin' married, but she eventually ends up divorcin' his goofy ass & moves to Beverly Hills.
You gotta love how they talk like Screech will get killed in a high school wrestling match when in reality Nedick would just put him down and pin him in about two seconds.
LOL, At 1:23 "Zack is seeking counsel from Poultry the Magnificent." LoL OMG FoD, I LOL'd at every joke you wrote for this! Because of your Zack Morris is Trash popularity, that name is hilariously going to stick with that actor and his character. You guys are Awesome!!
And because of this d-move, instead of being a world renowned chef, Slater ends up the coach at Bayside.... apparently hs wrestling DID go on forever (see the trailer for the Saved by the Bell reboot)
This is ironic cause a trailer to a saved by the bell sequel has been released and Slater is portrayed as a sad gym teacher. So, yeah, Zack literally fucked up his life
I don't get why Slater couldn't follow his passion AND engage in extracurricular sports. He was clearly talented at both. Yet, no one suggested he do both.
AresAlpha What I don’t understand is how screech was allowed to wrestle. Those two were not even in the same weight class.
AresAlpha it was the 80's bro! Athletes had to be athletes that was how it worked.
That's basically the plot of High School Musical
@@jonahbardwell551 exactly what I was thinking.
Or any high school movie about careers 🤔
It was always either you this or that smh
Then Slater went on to wrestle in college only to find out he wasn't as good as he thought he was
There was a Saved By The Bell Halloween episode, but Zack taped over it.
With Hitler speeches too...
Fuckin' Zack...
Zack. Morris. Is. Trash.
F
Charles Carter ....with underage casting couch girls too
Not enough people talk about Zack's completely unexplained power to freeze time. It's not just a fantasy thing. At least one time he froze time and left the room before unfreezing it, leaving everyone bewildered as to how he had seemingly teleported away. NOBODY ever brings his strange godlike powers up.
Is Zach Morris the lame version of Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Banjo Peppers Is he videotaping these things? That was stated in one video I watched, and would make him even more of a creep. Or perhaps none of it is real and is all taking place in his mind. He could be in a mental institution, and completely unaware of it, thinking he knows what reality is while having no connection to it at all. If so, that's quite the imagination--but no less trashy of him.
Zach is a trickster god confirmed
Persephone Black See the episode of The Flash called Tricksters. Is he one of the two named Tricksters, or instead Eobard Thawne? Either way, that ain't a good thing.
That time Zack stole the Infinity Gauntlet.
Zack morris was the one who framed OJ
If the glove dont fit, then Zack Morris did it
That's why OJ fled in the Bronco, cause Zack stole his dirt bike.
We all know Roddy Piper was driving the Bronco
And cosby. Quealude morriss
Doesn't Surprise Me
😭😭😭 The narrator hates Zack more and more after every episode!!!
Julian Thuesdee and we do, as well!
I never even saw this show as a kid, so I no idea of how much of a sociopath Zack truly was.
@@ksaraf23 the 80s and 90s basically let kid characters do all sorts of screwed up stuff then write it off as "he is a bit mischevious but a good kid"
Do that for half a dozen seasons or a few movies and you begin to wonder how most of those characters never get locked up
@@15thCrypt Especially with Steve Urkel. How many times does he have to climb through Laura's window while she slept before the line is drawn?😃
@@15thCrypt lets not forget the 70s. Those brady kids were all dicks
Sociopaths are bastards
I could see why Zack made the bet. It would've been appropriate for a dirt bag to get a dirt bike.
Haha nice one
The saddest things about this episode is that Slater is a man of many talents (sports, mechanics, business, etc) but didn’t think he had one until he started cooking.
While Zach who really has no talent at all had his life planned out.
Zack has people skills, charisma, good looks, manipulation, you can do A LOT with that. He could do politics, car sales, realtor, etc.
@@blucolife
Basically anything he can get his hands on. This society thrives on men like Zack, who usually use men like slater who are ignored in history.
@@DmanDice I think you mean Screech, It is the nerds, geeks and introverts who are ignored unless they become indispensable, found their own companies like Mark Zuckerberg. Slater may not be as sexy and charismatic as Zack, but if Zack's a 10, he's definitely an 8. By the way, at my work there's a 67-year-old who's completely incompetent. He got hired to push shopping carts, and then got a note from his doctor saying that he's allowed breaks every time it's too hot outside. He could barely push four shopping carts, and would usually push three or two (the standard is six or more). He's taking breaks all the time, 90% of what he does is talk to the customers (which is not our job), the co-workers, and people on his phone. Instead of getting fired, he was promoted to hardware. The crazy thing is that people like him! I'm the only one that hates him! Oh, and he hits on women old enough to be his grand daughters.
I had to rewatch the "Fuckin idiot" part over and over again! The overwhelming amount of annoyance that was put into those two little words was hilarious!
I hope these Zach Morris is Trash episodes never end....but I worry about the narrator's sanity!
03:46 for quick access
I don't even have time to watch this morning, but I have had an awful week. This is the little treat for myself, to make things a little funnier. Thank you, Dashiell.
Sorry to hear you had a bad week! Glad this blonde sociopath could bring a little joy into your life.
Dashiell Driscoll It is the little joys, Dashiell. Thank you!!! I hope you have a great weekend.
Dashiell Driscoll I snorted out loud at the chicken hat sorcery. You have a gift, my friend.
Bad weeks suck! Hope next week is better but at least you’re not a blonde sociopath named Zack Morris!
87alsjth at least!
These are awesome. I hope they do this even for The College Years.
And Slater actually DID become a TV host. lol
Mr Rogers (Bob Golic) mostly kept him in line, so he could do less trashy things. LOL
The Wedding Special, needs to be the last episode.
I'm just hoping we get more of the Leah Remini season.
CorbCorbin Same!!!
Zack went on to host the game show Brains n Braun. Anyone remember that?
Worst example of high school wrestling on TV by far:
- No weighclasses.
- Wrong singlets (Blue singlet is freestyle, not folkstyle)
- Suplay is illegal in US high school wrestling.
- Those are tumbling mats, not wrestling mats.
- Lack of headgear
- Necklace.
EverettBurger lol I know, that scene always pissed me off 😂
You meant suplex, correct?
Who's wearing the necklace? I honestly don't see it.
Also Screech is wearing headgear... and a wristwatch.
@@lnsflare1 Slater is wearing a necklace, @3:40.
Also, BOTH wrestlers typically wear headgear.
chris gast Suplay is the original pronunciation. If you ever hear old Gordon Solie commentary he uses that pronunciation.
I seriously look forward to these videos. Friday can't get here quick enough.
Yeesss!
I’m waiting for the episode that causes the narrator to have a breakdown, where Zack is so trash that he can no longer comprehend it.
If it didn't happen with Zack defiling Christmas, it may never happen.
Me, too
@@kevmendo the episode where Zack gives himself a homeless girl for Christmas
Zoe I have a feeling he'll save the epic meltdown for the very last episode as a kid who grew up the 90's I find these tid bits of saved by the bell videos awesome.
When I was in high school I wrote a paper on how just Zach Morris, was indeed very manipulative, and quite sociopathic although the title for my paper was no where near as cool as the title for these videos that we are currently seeing.
I really hope he goes back to the Good Morning Ms. Bliss years and talks about how Zach tried to steal the girl that Mikey was really interested in that sleeze move by Zach caused a pretty big fight between the two and that it also nearly ruined the first dance the juinor high had held in years due to a previous big fight years prior.
You realize that Zack Morris really isnt trash, but the narrator is a hater.
Zach drank the rest of my milk and put the empty container back in the fridge - Worst roommate ever
That son of a bitch
@@IzzySoDope hahaha.. That is something I would say Izzy.. Nice
“Used life lessons from a rooster wizard...” 😂😂😂😂
For the love of god whenever you run out of episodes for this trashman please do the other trashman, Ross Geller.
I think the narrator really would go insane having to trawl through a decade's-worth of Ross being trash. It's a never-ending shower of shit with that guy...
There are 2 videos on another channel (dont remember which one at the moment) 1 about all the times Ross was the worst and the other about all the times Ted Mosby was the worst. They aren't even close to the comedy of Zack Morris is Trash, though!
Don't forget Ray Barone.
MY SANDWICH!
@@paulawalton4480 Oh man Everybody Loves Raymond would be a perfect show for this. That family was horrible to each other the whole series.
But was this trashier than spying on a girls slumber party?
ruclips.net/video/wazlfT63908/видео.html
Thank you
the one where kelly fucks her boss
He was on law and order svu. And was left unconscious by a dumpster. He was literally trash
And if memory serves me right, he was a porn star. So yeah, it all makes sense.
@@mariannecontrino6297 ha his wife was. But yeah he's still trash in the episode
@@wtbwrites1806 Shoot, that's right. I knew there was some sort of porn angle to it, but I couldn't remember what it was. Too funny..
I think he was raped in that episode.
@@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 Yes, he was.. I gotta look for that episode now. I just realized, I'll never be able to watch any show he's a part of again, in which he suffers some sort of misfortune, and not think he had it coming.
I love that the ad before this video, was a trailer for Mark Paul Gosselaar's new series, in which he plays a social worker on the run with a girl who possesses super powers. I like to pretend that it's really Zack Morris, and he's trying to atone for his past misdeeds. But, I know deep down, in all likelihood, he'd be the slick government asshole chasing them. Some people never change.
That just sounds like the prmise for Logan
In the reboot, Zack Morris will actually be the governor of California... even though he used slave labor, prostituted underage girls, and committed dozens of actions of felony fraud.
When I was young I remember Screech being a funny character. But pay attention to his eyes every time he appears. He looks so sad.
David Ullman He was really young at the time. When he landed the part of Screech, he was only 11.
2:33 to 2:42, loving the extra in the back who decided to take a break from acting and watch at the two main actors instead 😂!
That's hilarious.
Lady Lockett he wanted to see the trash 🗑
"Everything goes fine......nobody cares."
That freaking kills me every time that is said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zack ends up working under Vince in the WWE... Last name Russo.
Zack Russo is wrestling's number one punching bag but in his defense, I have nothing to back up the first part of this sentence.
Swerve, bro...
I literally can't figure out who that comparison insults more.
Bro! Bro! I'm just saying.... Viagra on A poll will push Zack to the promise lands!
Never been done before. Hasn't been done since.
Also marking out for the Saved by the Bell/wrestling crossover fan base
The coolest thing about these videos is I’m 90% sure saved by the bell is being brought back purely due to his show.
Gotta love how the narrator sounds more annoyed the more trashy things we see from Zack.
Yes
LMAO
Nothing like vindicated retrospective hatred of a fictional character to end the work week. Seriously, it's cathartic.
PeanutButterZombie00 english please and thank you 😗💅
wait nevermind i can use these words for my vocab list! thanks annoying random smart internet person!!!
@@Tigerheiress LOL! Sorry about that!
Zack Morris wanted to become a TV host. It's all starting to make sense
But he settled for being host of a show called Celebrity Apprentice.
I wish Zac Morris is trash was Netflix series
Sarah Walter it’s on amazon prime
Why? It's on RUclips for free?
Sarah Walter it's called save the bell !
George Not quite.
A gameshow run by Zack would be an absolute death trap
"Life lessons from a rooster wizard" 😂😂😂 Brilliant.
Scrolling to see if anyone commented on that gold
“The Time Zack Morris Jacked Up Daraprim To $750 A Pill.”
He can't take cooking classes and do wrestling? What kind of a school is this?
It's California in the 90s.
It was cooking CLUB. So there was a time conflict after school. He couldn't be in two places at once. Notice that Slater had to abandon his quiche while it was cooking to wrestle and save Screech's life...for a while, at least. (RIP Dustin Diamond!)
Probably in the same district as high school musical...a student can't sing and play basketball?
Zac has been pretty busy this week...mailing strange packages.
😂
Damn!
No, Killary did it, she just New this trash would make an easy scapegoat
We all know he made Screech mail them so he won't take the fall
Zack would never do it himself, unless it was last second, because the patsy he set up(usually Screech), just couldn't make the drop.
Then he would come up with a very quick, and dumb lie, which would lead back to him in less than a day, only to claim ignorance, and then be forgiven, learning nothing......
I've officially added "have a conversation with Dashiell" to my bucket list. The way I see it, at the absolute bare minimum, I will die with a smile on my face.
When I was in school, I wasn't into sports. I never understood why it was considered "gay" to want to take a class like cooking and be in a room full of girls, and it showed you were straight if you wanted to spend your time hanging out with a bunch of sweaty guys. That always seemed backwards to me.
kids bro, we didn't know any better
Traditionalists have always insisted that boys actively avoid learning to cook, sew, scrub, and take care of babies. It’s not so much “gay” as it is perceived to be an emasculation. Why would you need to learn to iron your shirt unless you were incapable of finding a wife to iron it for you?
By the way, I’m not saying I agree with that. I’m just trying to present the argument accurately.
Nocturne22 sad
male cheerleaders get the most action
Hahahaha!!! I used to wonder the same thing...
Slater abandoned good food and being surrounded by girls to save Screech that is a better pan the Zack Morris will ever be.
LMAO
Yes
you forgot the dream sequence where they have the class reunion and Slater shows up looking like 2022 Hulk Hogan
Poultry Sorcerer and Rooster Wizard actually had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂
SSouth SSide P1ru I snorted at the chicken hat sorcery comment. Harry Hodiner.
2:39 the extra staring right through the lens into your soul
Omg
2:30 - Slater is living his best possible life.
6/10 - Not enough Goddess Kelly.
That fool always pulled that big ass phone out of nowhere 😂😂
Im honestly baffled at how I used to chuckle at Zach’s “shenanigans” and think that he was the cool kid in school. He is an absolute dumpster fire of a human being.
narrator says "he's going to fuh-uck zack's world up sideways" and now i'm holding my sides in laughter aheheha
0:53 Slater's missed opportunity to squeeze Zach's ketchup microphone in his face...
“Instead of taking the world-fucking punches he earned...” lol
Well, if there's one thing Zack had going for himself, is that he was very much for gender equality: fucking over friends both male AND female.
3:27 this girl in the smiley face shirt pointing and laughing is hilarious to me
I think if Screech had never known Zack and had had an actual best friend instead, he may have been more well-adjusted. I mean, all that abuse he went through just to cater to Zack and his schemes couldn't have been good.
It prepared him for marriage.
These stories just get darker and darker... I love it
Best part to start a Friday!
The way "fucking idiot" is said gives me life
Was I the only one too distracted by Zack's ridiculously hyperbolic hair to adequately laugh at the narration?
Screech -- "Your mon's, your sisyer's ugly and your dog's ugly."
Other guy -- "HEY! My dog is not ugly."
What is Zack good for?...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
SAY IT AGAIN !!!
Well, he's good for providing the material that brings the joy of watching awesome videos that highlight just exactly a flaming pile of garbage he is?
GOOD GOD Y'ALL!
“Cooking club is fine, I guess, nobody cares”.😂
"Zach is positive Slater will be so devastated by the female company and delicious food that he'll go back to sweaty dude fights." DED.
"...going to fuck Zach's world up sideways..."
My new favorite expression.
Oh yes, Needick, another one of those 32 year old high school students
This is consistently one of the best series on YT. Great Job!
Nice hair, Zack
These are possibly the internet’s best content
And we never heard of the valley wrestling champion because he probably killed himself for losing a bet to such a looser
Florent Richard see that’s what was missing and so much more comedic insight this episode of ZMIT sucked dick
I agree. I miss the part where the image of the guest student turns black and white as the narrator says "because they probably fucking killed themselves." It was such a clever way to laugh about guests one time appearance.
Oh man, you beat me to it, I was going to say the same thing.
Loser
I never watched this saved by the bell as a kid but i will not miss any new episodes of zach morris is trash this shows makes me so happy and it cracks me up
One day they'll run out of eps ):
You forget, there was , Saved By the Bell: The College Years
@davidjacksonsr Sooo, we'll be long gone by 2019?
Dude this show had five seasons and over 86 episodes sooo
@@theinvisibleme4104 The point bein', he's not going in order of Seasons, he's just pickin' random episodes where he feels Zack was trash.
@trashman Yeah, when he & Kelly for some odd reason end up gettin' married, but she eventually ends up divorcin' his goofy ass & moves to Beverly Hills.
I loved the teacher in the cooking class. She was hilarious, lol
Zack Morris biggest sin this week was thinking that hairstyle was ok
Chase Warman i like it
Best line: Chicken hat sorcery.
I wonder what happened to that Valley Wrestling Champion, we never saw or heard from him ever again!
Because he prob f'in killed himself
It's good to see slater never feel victim to Zacks influence and became Mario Lopez!
This is the earliest I've ever been!!!
Me too, doll! Me too.
Jamiyla Meade I know.....
We are gonna make it to the top, ya'll😂😂😂😂
"A hallow promise he is no position to make" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if Mark-Paul Gosselaar watches these and agrees that Zack Morris is indeed trash...🤔🤔🤔
“Fuh king, id-eee-ut ...” Hahaha!
😂😂😂😹😹😹
Ironically, the only episode where Zack Morris wasn't trash was the breakup episode in which everyone else said that he was
Love how Slater shows up to wrestle with a gold chain on.
Zack Morris started the Westboro Baptist Church
Cheezeburger Walrus omg, I’m Hysterically laughing out loud.
Now I go around my house singing “Zach Morris is trashhh!”
Zack Morris presents the screech memorial gymnasium
“Used life lessons from a rooster wizard” 🤣
At least they made the wrestling look realistic.
Dogon Backwards, it was a trailer trash WWE version
@@reginafallangie2867 I was being sarcastic.
Dogon Backwards, So was I. I would hope anyone on FOD would have enough humor to understand sarcasm.
I heavily based my wrestling career on those moves. The helicopter gets em every time!
I can't believe Zack Morris made the twink Screech fight against a 30 year old.
Slater suplexed dude like the Iron Sheik
Break his back! Make him humble!
The dude's shoulder was up too when the ref counted. He got screwed out of the match.
@@larrylutz6825 "Nedick screwed Nedick" - zach morris
@@Joe_Parmesan lmao
@@larrylutz6825 Could of been worst; how about being in a sharpshooter submission hold and the opponent did not tap but the bell rang anyway?
You gotta love how they talk like Screech will get killed in a high school wrestling match when in reality Nedick would just put him down and pin him in about two seconds.
It´s that time again........
LOL, At 1:23 "Zack is seeking counsel from Poultry the Magnificent." LoL OMG FoD, I LOL'd at every joke you wrote for this! Because of your Zack Morris is Trash popularity, that name is hilariously going to stick with that actor and his character. You guys are Awesome!!
Zack was Trump's campaign manager but the staff realized that would create too much negative press and instead chose Paul Manafort.
Zack then jumped ship to Hillary's campaign where His Trashiness was more than welcomed.
"Rooster Wizard"... love it!
Zack Morris knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried
And because of this d-move, instead of being a world renowned chef, Slater ends up the coach at Bayside.... apparently hs wrestling DID go on forever (see the trailer for the Saved by the Bell reboot)
Zack Morris is....!
This side commentary is life lmao 3:46
That time Zack slipped Slater some roids.
You forgot to add “and we never see Neidic again, because he probably fucking killed himself.”
Bingo!
That wouldn't have worked.
Wow, had to get slater involved only after he made screech get involved, Zack morris is indeed trash.
Zack Morris would drink all but the last sip of milk so someone else would have to throw the empty carton away.
Zack Morris beat up Jussie Smollett
"Life Lessons From a Rooster Wizard" is gonna be the name of my autobiography.
Is it bad that I still love Zack?💀
Yessir it is. XD
Matthew Alkman exactly
depends. Are you a chick? I'd give you a pass if you just like his good looks.
This is ironic cause a trailer to a saved by the bell sequel has been released and Slater is portrayed as a sad gym teacher. So, yeah, Zack literally fucked up his life