@Julie Walker Zack is his only friend, and *sometimes* is nice to him, so Screech still cares about him. That's...literally how abusive relationships work (I've had several abusive friendships, so I know of which I speak).
PhoenixRising87 well I mean he isn’t his only friend he has Jessie, kelly and slater but I would hardly call them real friends as slater has used screech as a pawn many many times and Jessie and kelly never do anything to stop his constant abuse
wrestle thon Because he knew Jesse had eyes on Slater; so he didn’t want her to get jealous and turn his niece into a pretzel. Remember that date auction episode and when Slater ex came to visit? She was scary.
The FRIENDS writers riffed on this years later in the episode "The One With All the Embryos" when Rachel says to Joey and Chandler: "You are just mean boys who are just...being mean!" I can't watch either episode without thinking of the other 🤣
On America's Most Wanted, sold the school to the Japanese, made his best friend who is an underage minor get naked on a bus...how is Zack not in a penitentiary?!
Because he's a fictional character made by writers and producers in show business whom we now know are famous for raping and doing horrible things like this behind the scenes and getting away with those things because they are so rich! And because those same writers and producers probably want to trick people into thinking their horrible behavior is all good by making the main protagonist, the so-called "hero," of a very popular show act *exactly* like them and be *loved* for it!
@@mhoran21 I mean, this show was incredibly popular when it was out, even I watched it, so they were/are definitely rich by now. And they'll be getting more rich if/when this show is rebooted to take advantage of 90s nostalgia, like so many things from the 90s now.
Grace Walthall Kelly had the best bangs of all time! She looked so perfect until she got a boob job & cut her hair for 90210! Why! Did Zack make you get fake boobs!?
The only guys who worship girls are the type that never will hit it. Zack already hit that so Kelly becomes less special. Like how can someone cheat on Eva Longoria...because they already got that. New is always better.
That was deliberate. Each episode of ZMIT contains one intentionally false item or detail. There's a reason for this, obviously. It engages WAY more people in the comments section and therefore, drives up views/clicks. But it also serves the secondary purpose of acting as Easter eggs for those of us who already know that they are there and we just have to find them. 😉
To be fair, Belding should shoulder some of the blame for deliberately setting his niece up on a date with such a known shithead. Like, five, no FOUR percent.
To be entirely honest, this series has been majorly therapeutic for me. It was my abuser's favourite show(alongside Full House), and her favourite character in the show was Zack Morris. Ripping this character and show to shreds has helped me a lot. Thank you! ♡♡♡
90s joke. At the time a lot of japanese went to the USA to invest, so a lot of sitcoms had a joke about some japanese businessmen buying the place or somebody scamming them.
So, that's where he got it from? His dad was another marginally attractive man who was insane and kept getting away with his crimes because everyone around him couldn't believe he was so bad, until they finally got a brain cell and arrested him, only to continue listening to his stories that he'd tell to keep himself alive. Makes a lot of sense, tbh.
@steeltownbrown52 I think BOTH you & @Andrew Smith would be right if they made it anything like Family Matters' Steve Urkle's obsession with Laura. Because even by the time Steve was dating very attractive Myra, he was still wanting to be with Laura. Which was sad because Myra loved Steve for who he really was from the start. Laura ONLY gave him the time of day when he was his alter ego Stefan Urquelle and then towards the final season FINALLY dated him as his true self.
Right? Because she didn't want him, at all. But didn't another Penny or something come on and she was a nerd, too? I swear that happened at some point.
@@undaunted1065 Please. Myra was a controlling, obsessive, psychotic bitch who had a very unhealthy obsession with Steve Urkel. The right decision was made to put him and Laura together in the end.
@@undaunted1065 yes, Screech was different that way. During the short time that he dated Kelly, and then later Violet, he did stop obsessing over Lisa. I think he was truly in love with Violet. But Steve was never able to love anyone but Laura, no matter how many other prospects he had.
I think that's the case for the majority of the audience here. Somehow I doubt most of the people who bought those SBB Kelly graphic tees at Urban Outfitters where dedicated viewers either.
@@mhoran21 I don’t think 🤔 trash 🗑 would save Zack Morris from expulsion because Professor Lasky saved him twice!! When Zack pretends to be Professor Lasky to impress a girl not knowing that she was the chancellor’s daughter AND having an illegal rave!
I just said in another reply. ZMIT deliberately puts one false detail in every episode. They do it because it increases viewer engagement and then drives up views/clicks. And then for those of us who already know they do this, it serves as the fun of an Easter egg hunt 😉
Yes, they only show Zack being trash. The whole episode Slater is trying to get Zack caught so he can get Kelly. It’s funny seeing people who have never seen the show thinking Slater was a saint lol
He was blackmailed into going out with the girl by the by the principal And the only reason he got in trouble was because Jesse and Lisa were passing notes in class in between Zach. This situation is not Zack’s fault
@@zt1053 you're in the comments of the wrong comedy series. Afraid you're going to have to go find or create the series Zack Morris is Innocent. (Warning: it will have no viewership.)
You people need to keep up. Do you do this on every ZMIT episode? Because there's one false detail in ALLLLL of them and it's deliberate. Go back and rewatch the whole series 🤣
Somebody commented on another thread where that was mentioned that each _ZMIT_ episode (note that this may be merely the person's theory) contains one factual error because the channel is aware that will drive a lot of comments as everybody who knows it's wrong jumps into remark on it and it simultaneously enjoys being one of the select few aware of that error. Whether or not that is true, I found it an interesting proposition - unlike any of Zach's.
Once again, the real trash here is not Zack Morris, but Principal Belding. My 15-year-old niece came over to visit last Friday night, and we spent the evening together as a family as she got to watch movies and play with my kids/her cousins. It never even dawned on me that, instead of just being a responsible guardian and having a nice family evening together, I could have gone to a nearby high school, found some underage womanizing juvenile delinquent with so many detentions that he was about to get suspended, then offered to abuse my authority within the school to absolve the slimeball's latest misdeeds and rescind his suspension if he agrees to cheat on his current girlfriend to take my niece out on a date and show her a good time. EWWWWWWWW!!!! And Belding's wife is okay with all of this?! Belding's in-laws?!
3:33 - And thus, as it is written in The Ancient Bayside Scrolls, The Goddess Kelly chooses to suffer for all our sins. Let all go forth and pronounce glory to her name.
I can't be too pissed, because if you have the choice between some rando and KELLY GODDAMN KAPOWSKI, you're insane if you choose anyone over KELLY GODDAMN KAPOWSKI.
Last time you did me a favor I ended up naked on a bus.
_"Someone. Anyone. Investigate this man."_
😆😆😆
Zack or Screech?
@@JackMensahBonsu The one who is proud of being on Americas Most Wanted.
My question is what Screech isn't telling us?
@@norefunds4731 compared to contrast,I say both.
Spoiler: it was the bus to Auschwitz ... 😱😱😱
HE'S GOT YOU BRAINWASHED SWEET KELLY!
Save her bro
Too late. After divorcing Zack, she became evil and moved to Melrose Place.
Brainwashed how? Zack told her the truth, which isn't that bad considering the fact that he made Screech go out with Penny.
It's alright: she turned her life around and married an FBI agent
Rensune white collar?
"NO ! KELLY NO! HE'S GOT YOU BRAINWASHED SWEET KELLY" 😭😂.
3:30
😂
She's the primary reason Zack never learns his lesson! he always gets her back. Damn that gorgeous enabler!
Dude that almost killed me .
too bad Kelly is an angel with infinite compassion lol
Screech is basically the representation of being in an abusive relationship
@Julie Walker Zack is his only friend, and *sometimes* is nice to him, so Screech still cares about him. That's...literally how abusive relationships work (I've had several abusive friendships, so I know of which I speak).
PhoenixRising87 well I mean he isn’t his only friend he has Jessie, kelly and slater but I would hardly call them real friends as slater has used screech as a pawn many many times and Jessie and kelly never do anything to stop his constant abuse
I identify with screech
Zach is the worst bully ever, and noone says a thing...
Someday, Screech is gonna have enough of Zack's trash and stab him.
What I never got is why Belding would set his niece up with a sociopath
lmfislb Because Zack had Belding brainwashed. That’s the modus operandi of the narcissist.
Why he just didn't ask slater to date his niece
wrestle thon Because he knew Jesse had eyes on Slater; so he didn’t want her to get jealous and turn his niece into a pretzel. Remember that date auction episode and when Slater ex came to visit? She was scary.
@@lakebay972 Oh my gosh! I forgot about those episodes! Jessie was very scary jealous.
Belding was into porn
“Last time you did me a favor I ended up naked on a bus.”
I feel like by this point Zack should be in prison
This is the second time Screech has mentioned being without clothes on a bus as a result of Zack this season.
Two unsolved mysteries:
What did Tommy do for a living?
How is Zack still alive?
@@dashielldriscoll6627 Yes he has!
Prison is too good for Zack Morris.
Dashiell Driscoll I wonder if a similar incident happened to one of the writers...or maybe they just found the idea hilarious.
You left out one of the best lines by Kelly in that episode.
“You...you...un-nice girl!!!”
Yeah, she told her! lol XD
Still a frequently used arrow in my quiver.
I was thinking about that line this whole video lol
The FRIENDS writers riffed on this years later in the episode "The One With All the Embryos" when Rachel says to Joey and Chandler:
"You are just mean boys who are just...being mean!"
I can't watch either episode without thinking of the other 🤣
She couldn't say fucking bitch on a Saturday morning kids show, could she?
AC Slater out here trying to do the lord's work
Someone should do Virgin Zack vs. Chad AC.
Lol
Slater a chad? Naw. He's a chad slayer. A.C. Slayer. 😎
Im like #500
And no worries, theres a seat at gods table for slater when its time😂
God bless ac Slater 😇😇🙏🙏
"Someone... anyone, investigate this man!" 😂😂
We cant, hid Dad is a lawyer.
"NOOOOO!!!!! KELLY, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
😂
He’s got you brain washed sweet Kelly!
I was saying that my whole childhood! Zack Morris is Trash!
😂
My favorite part! 🤣
On America's Most Wanted, sold the school to the Japanese, made his best friend who is an underage minor get naked on a bus...how is Zack not in a penitentiary?!
And that is just the misdeeds illustrated in this episode!! haha
Because he's a fictional character made by writers and producers in show business whom we now know are famous for raping and doing horrible things like this behind the scenes and getting away with those things because they are so rich! And because those same writers and producers probably want to trick people into thinking their horrible behavior is all good by making the main protagonist, the so-called "hero," of a very popular show act *exactly* like them and be *loved* for it!
Mazdak Mina if you are writing for a 90’s Saturday morning teen show up against Garfield & Friends, you’re probably not rich.
@@mhoran21 I mean, this show was incredibly popular when it was out, even I watched it, so they were/are definitely rich by now. And they'll be getting more rich if/when this show is rebooted to take advantage of 90s nostalgia, like so many things from the 90s now.
Depends on how much they were getting paid boodoboo.
That "No! Kelly No!" Made me laugh out loud on a public bus.
Sounded like Cleveland Brown lol
Literally laughing out loud.😂
Was Screech naked?
@@samson7294 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anybody ever notice bayside basically had one classroom for all their subjects?! Valley for the win yet again.
Apparently the rest of the rooms were turned into Japanese brothels.
1classroom for every subject:that s the italian school
Not to mention the most horrible gymnasium of all time, s1 ep2
ljohnson41 I was just thinking about Slater’s wrestling career. He never had a match longer than 15 seconds.
And then years later it became Belding’s office
“Zack gives Screech lessons in being a sociopathic douche” I literally LOL’d
I love when slater gets excited about Zach and kelly fighting
He been trying to lay that pipe with Kelly for so long 😂🤣 😂😂😂
@@conz8084 hell Id would have kept that focus on Jessie..she was the legit undercover freak..fuggetaboutKelly
@@conz8084and failed
“As he looks shittier than usual” lmao
Seriously, Zack makes his life and everyone else's life more difficult than necessary.
This episode was not his fault. Jesse and Lisa got him in trouble passing notes to each other, and then he was being blackmailed by belding
This dude is one of the greatest storytellers ever!!!!!!!
He glosses over details tho
"zack forgot Kelly exists..." how??!
Grace Walthall Kelly had the best bangs of all time! She looked so perfect until she got a boob job & cut her hair for 90210! Why! Did Zack make you get fake boobs!?
Kelly is made of rainbows and joy
Because Zack
Insertnameofthisseries
The only guys who worship girls are the type that never will hit it. Zack already hit that so Kelly becomes less special. Like how can someone cheat on Eva Longoria...because they already got that. New is always better.
Actually, Totally Hidden Video was a real show that ran on FOX from 1989 to 1992.
Guess the writers were born after '92. I remember the show clearly.
and before THV there was "Candid Camera" from the late 1940s all the way to the early 2000s in one form or another.
That was deliberate. Each episode of ZMIT contains one intentionally false item or detail. There's a reason for this, obviously. It engages WAY more people in the comments section and therefore, drives up views/clicks. But it also serves the secondary purpose of acting as Easter eggs for those of us who already know that they are there and we just have to find them. 😉
Good that other people remember this show(Totally Hidden Video). I watched THV more than I ever did Candid Camera
Always laughed driving through Baker, CA thinking about Canada's border being moved there. Because of that show.
To be fair, Belding should shoulder some of the blame for deliberately setting his niece up on a date with such a known shithead. Like, five, no FOUR percent.
Very true
I say 100% blame since he should’ve known better in the first place. If Zack is his worst student, why the heck would he put her in danger like that?
To be entirely honest, this series has been majorly therapeutic for me.
It was my abuser's favourite show(alongside Full House), and her favourite character in the show was Zack Morris.
Ripping this character and show to shreds has helped me a lot. Thank you! ♡♡♡
i know you commented this three years ago but i hope you’re doing well
That may be the sweetest, most wholesome and touching comment ever on one of these videos. It's amazing all the ways humor can help us when we hurt.
I could listen to him say “no Kelly no! He’s got you brainwashed sweet Kelly” all day 😂
“Number 8 was when you sold the school to the Japanese.”
...HOW?!
We talking about Zack Morris here 😂😂😂 shit just happens
90s joke.
At the time a lot of japanese went to the USA to invest, so a lot of sitcoms had a joke about some japanese businessmen buying the place or somebody scamming them.
With Zach Morris anything negative is possible! I mean anything..
The point of that joke was to highlight that Zack scammed (his specialty) the Japanese into buying Bayside High.
That sounds like a potential lost episode.
When the doctor said “No Dating” he was just trying to get Zach not to reproduce
That "No Kelly Nooooo" really got me
1:42 Wait, Screech woke up on the bus without clothes twice?!
I remembered that too. When he ended up on a bus in his boxer shorts. Courtesy of Zack Morris is trash.
Mindd Kidzag Why would Screech still hang out with Zack?
@@lakebay972 Because nobody else would.
I never thought Zack ruining Screech's love life before it even has a chance to start would be a theme in so many episodes, but here we are.
What love life? He got him some lip service he otherwise wasn't gonna get.
What about the time Zach found out his dad was Ted Bundy
Wimble Dan And his mom was Lizzie Borden.
Wimble Dan and i oop-
And his uncle name is Charlie Manson..
And his brother is Jeffery Dahmer.
So, that's where he got it from? His dad was another marginally attractive man who was insane and kept getting away with his crimes because everyone around him couldn't believe he was so bad, until they finally got a brain cell and arrested him, only to continue listening to his stories that he'd tell to keep himself alive. Makes a lot of sense, tbh.
The whole “ they probably fucking killed their self” never gets old hahah
Belding's niece should have returned, then Screech wouldn't have sweated on Lisa so much.
@Andrew Smith The niece is fine though.
@steeltownbrown52
I think BOTH you & @Andrew Smith would be right if they made it anything like Family Matters' Steve Urkle's obsession with Laura. Because even by the time Steve was dating very attractive Myra, he was still wanting to be with Laura. Which was sad because Myra loved Steve for who he really was from the start. Laura ONLY gave him the time of day when he was his alter ego Stefan Urquelle and then towards the final season FINALLY dated him as his true self.
Right? Because she didn't want him, at all. But didn't another Penny or something come on and she was a nerd, too? I swear that happened at some point.
@@undaunted1065 Please. Myra was a controlling, obsessive, psychotic bitch who had a very unhealthy obsession with Steve Urkel. The right decision was made to put him and Laura together in the end.
@@undaunted1065 yes, Screech was different that way. During the short time that he dated Kelly, and then later Violet, he did stop obsessing over Lisa. I think he was truly in love with Violet. But Steve was never able to love anyone but Laura, no matter how many other prospects he had.
I've never watched that show, but I thoroughly enjoy those videos 😂
I think that's the case for the majority of the audience here. Somehow I doubt most of the people who bought those SBB Kelly graphic tees at Urban Outfitters where dedicated viewers either.
"Someone...anyone....investigate this man!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't help but wonder how relieved Mr. Belding felt once Zack Morris graduated Bayside High School.
What I want to know is why Belding hates his niece so much.
Yep
Lol
ya KNOW I HAD TO GET MY FILL OF ZACK MORRIS IS TRASH 😆😆😆❤️💯
I have a feeling Screech secretly likes being a pawn in Zack's plans.
He is trying on pretending that he is like an undercover, so he can catch Zach's tail between his legs
@NeverMindGaming and Kelly had a crush on hkm, of you watched the episode before this
I really hope we get into his college years too.
So long as Zack exists, so too will his trashy behavior.
Professor Lasky is Trash!
@@mhoran21
I don’t think 🤔 trash 🗑 would save Zack Morris from expulsion because Professor Lasky saved him twice!! When Zack pretends to be Professor Lasky to impress a girl not knowing that she was the chancellor’s daughter AND having an illegal rave!
Screech then borrows the Zack costume to cause more Shenanigans and blame it on Mr. Morris.
That would have been a great episode.
I like how you pointed out that Zach was teaching screech to act like a douche for no reason because the girl didn't know either one of them.
Keep these coming !! We need like, 100 more...
I regret to inform you how time and space work
@@dashielldriscoll6627 Don't care - they'll need to create a time machine then...
"Cause Kelly is an angel with infinite compassion" he says! 🤣🤣🤣🤣love it! Seriously my 2 favorite shows ever!
Totally Hidden Video was actually a real show. It was an early 90s knock-off of Candid Camera if I recall...
Yes. That was very much a real thing
Christina Warren Yes, it aired on FOX from 1989 to 1992.
I just said in another reply. ZMIT deliberately puts one false detail in every episode. They do it because it increases viewer engagement and then drives up views/clicks. And then for those of us who already know they do this, it serves as the fun of an Easter egg hunt 😉
Are we gonna ignore the fact that a high school principal forced a student to date someone? 🤔
Belding is a pimp.
Yes, they only show Zack being trash. The whole episode Slater is trying to get Zack caught so he can get Kelly. It’s funny seeing people who have never seen the show thinking Slater was a saint lol
And he knows Zack is dating Kelly
To get his detention cleared seems like a deal to me
Belding pimped out his own niece? To Zack of all people? What the fuck?
Penny is now the 18th person killed because of Zack’s schemes.
I’ll take “Death penalty for Zack” for 800 please Alex.
They weren't killed, they probably fuckin' killed themselves.
True. But Zack is ALWAYS the reason why.
Because Zack Morris is...
Oh, you hit the Daily Double!
@@michaelplourde2821 Yes they were, just by themselves.
"He's got you brainwashed, sweet Kelly!" lmaoo 😂😂
Zack Morris grew up to become Jake Paul
Lol, that's gotta be true
But.....okay.
@@SMP2390 watch your mouth puffy
Zach Morris is Jake Paul father
@TheBluearmy33 he grew up to be our senile cheeto dust president
Ugh, and we were so close on this one to Zack actually having to pay a consequence for his misdeeds.
It kind of actually happens when they go to Hawaii.
He was blackmailed into going out with the girl by the by the principal And the only reason he got in trouble was because Jesse and Lisa were passing notes in class in between Zach. This situation is not Zack’s fault
@@zt1053 you're in the comments of the wrong comedy series. Afraid you're going to have to go find or create the series Zack Morris is Innocent. (Warning: it will have no viewership.)
Now that I think about it, a doctor telling Zack not to date sounds like a great doctor
Did somebody somehow get Zach to a therapist?
Never let Zach do you any favors. You will end up exposed.
So many questions about that favor
Or dead
Everybody’s trash…I mean Belding is actually blackmailing a teenager in an effort to pimp out his niece…smh
I look forward to this every Friday!
4:09 Can we all take a moment to appreciate the awkward dancing of these background actors?
This comment has way too few likes for having been here 3 years and being that funny. 👍🏼
Honestly the narration is the best part of this series, kudos to how funny the narrator is 👍...”Noooo, Kelly Nooooooo!!!” Lol
Out of all the years Belding has known Zack, he insists on ZACK, of all people, to go on a date with her. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
“Nooo, Kelly, nooo!” That was the best line ever!
"No Kelly, NOOOOOO!"
👋👋👋
“Totally Hidden Video” actually was a real show in the early 90’s.
3:05 DUDE YOUR VOICE MATCHED KELLYS ACTING PERFECTLY 😂😂💀
Kelly is PISSED the FUCK off!!!! LMAO
about that... screech arrives with penny looking like a bargain bin dicktip...
Lmao!!!!!
Totally Hidden Video was a real show, young man.
Yep, lukewarm attempt to retread "Candid Camera."
You people need to keep up. Do you do this on every ZMIT episode? Because there's one false detail in ALLLLL of them and it's deliberate. Go back and rewatch the whole series 🤣
“Party music…party song…does not attract attention…suggests a good time.”
This video cured my depression for the day
Me,too✌🏽
I love the little extra pep in your voice when talking about that sweet angel, Kelly.
0:28 I wish I could say that this literal act of treason was a new low for Zack.
Zack Morris: *sneezes*
FOD: The Time Zack Morris Unleashed Chemical Warfare On His Peers And Didn’t Bother To Apologize
And to think this comment was made in 2019.
aged like wine🍷✨
"Did you know that I'm the only kid on America's Most Wanted"? No, but I'm not surprised.
Never stop these videos. Please.
"Totally Hidden Video" WAS a real show on Fox from 1989 - 1992. Google it.
Totally Hidden Video was a real show. Short lived and long forgotten, but real.
The next episode: Zack Morris finds a way for cows to give Pepsi and makes Screech drink it.
I watch all of these! SO GOOD!
Actually, Totally Hidden Video WAS a thing.
I came to the comment just to if anyone would acknowledge this. A true child of the 80s
That logic in goes into every "and then he/she probably fucking killed themself" is spot on perfect!!!!
I've never watched saved by the Bell, but I always sing ' Zack Morris is trash!'
Dashiell, you're the batman of these youtube streets. I commend your vigilante efforts to take out the trash. You, sir are a man among men.
"Noooo, Kelly, Noooo!"
Please never fucking stop making these videos. I think this is my favorite series ever.
KELLY NOOO!!!
The “probably fucking killed themselves” gets me every time😂😂
"No! Kelly no!" Literally me every time Kelly shows interest in zack
The only internet show that keeps me going.
I know Zack is prone to making stuff up, but Totally Hidden Video was actually a real show on FOX.
holy shit you're right
If it weren't for Zack that show would still be in production.
Somebody commented on another thread where that was mentioned that each _ZMIT_ episode (note that this may be merely the person's theory) contains one factual error because the channel is aware that will drive a lot of comments as everybody who knows it's wrong jumps into remark on it and it simultaneously enjoys being one of the select few aware of that error. Whether or not that is true, I found it an interesting proposition - unlike any of Zach's.
“YOU...YOU...A NICE GIRL!!!” Kelly talking to Penny
Lol, classic
Not so nice
It was actually "un-nice" girl, because Kelly couldn't say a mean thing about anyone on the show.
Larry Lutz Gotcha lol
I needed this thank you
"I ended up naked on a bus" is just another terrible moment for Screech's sad memoir.
Totally Hidden Video was a real show that ran from 1989-1992 per IMDb
And thanks to Zack mentioning the show they had to pull it off the air.
Not even acknowledging how dumb the principle is for setting up his daughter with the schools most attractive sociopath.
The only real victim in the series was Screetch. He was the younger in the group and was manipulated by a sociopath
*Mullet Guy in Black dancing in back is lit AF*
If Beldo really cared about his niece, he never would have set her up with Zack to begin with!
I legitimately thought Zach created an actual clone of himself, opening the door to all sorts of dubious bioethical crimes.
Once again, the real trash here is not Zack Morris, but Principal Belding. My 15-year-old niece came over to visit last Friday night, and we spent the evening together as a family as she got to watch movies and play with my kids/her cousins. It never even dawned on me that, instead of just being a responsible guardian and having a nice family evening together, I could have gone to a nearby high school, found some underage womanizing juvenile delinquent with so many detentions that he was about to get suspended, then offered to abuse my authority within the school to absolve the slimeball's latest misdeeds and rescind his suspension if he agrees to cheat on his current girlfriend to take my niece out on a date and show her a good time. EWWWWWWWW!!!!
And Belding's wife is okay with all of this?! Belding's in-laws?!
"NOOOO KELLY NOOOOO" Lol
Are you ever gonna get to the College Years? I remember when Zack tried to find a suicidal roommate to dodge schoolwork!
I'm pretty sure they can do a video on every single episode.
That's actually a movie called "Dead Man on Campus"
@@cychotec r/woosh
@@andy_B_goode guess so
“Totally Hidden Video” was a real show!
3:33 - And thus, as it is written in The Ancient Bayside Scrolls, The Goddess Kelly chooses to suffer for all our sins.
Let all go forth and pronounce glory to her name.
Kelly is a passive enabler. Lisa was always my crush.
@@JohnEusebioToronto Apparently Lark and Mark-Paul were dating during the show's run.
@@JohnEusebioToronto You would do well to renounce the way of the False Prophet Lisa.
And the Messiah Slater tried to make the Zach Morris cultists repent for their sins, only to be fucking crucified.
"NOO, KELLY NOOO!!!" I'm dead, dat was too funny😂😂💀
I can't be too pissed, because if you have the choice between some rando and KELLY GODDAMN KAPOWSKI, you're insane if you choose anyone over KELLY GODDAMN KAPOWSKI.
Whoever came up with this is awesome!!!