Imagine if she'd busted out the motherf**kin' moonwalk, circled the class three times, maintaining unblinking eye contact with Billy Crystal the entire time, then moonwalked backwards out the door and all the way down the long, busy hallway to the swinging doors at the far end, her eyes boring into Billy Crystal's soul as she butt-checks the doors open and disappears, never to be seen again. Three years later, her name appears in a press release by Warner Bros., who profess pleasure and excitement at their ability to release to the press this press release regarding their successful purchase of the film, Happy Meal toy, syndicated children's television show / school backpack & lunchbox / RUclips banner and sundry further exclusive lucrative blah blah blah of an unpublished fan-fiction short story written and unpublished by _ which their crack team of scriptwriters are furiously in the process of ingesting alcohol, amphetamines, beta blockers, and a litany of other prescription & street drugs, in a complex and little understood ritual panic & procrastination marathon, which urban legends, supposedly anonymous online blather, and surreptitiously whispered multi-code-layered spy messages smuggled to The West at great in- / semi- / demi- / sub- / non- / more-human-than- and trans- human cost, from an unnamed brutal despotic theocratic totalitarian regime, claim to have strong albeit anonymous ninth-generation hearsay evidence which may very well possibly indirectly suggest has been known in the past to result in the creation of claimed apocryphal draft screenplays which may or may not have been developed into actual screenplays of actual movies which have been alleged to have actually been made, published, broadcast, and viewed... ...which they are very much committed to channeling through industry pipelines blah blah blah the long-awaited sequel to the classic 1980's children's movie _The Neverending Story,_ which will actually technically chronologically be a prequel, which at this stage bears the tentative title of the short story upon which it is intended to eventually hopefully be pre-based: TITLE: *_The Neverending Short Story_* TAGLINE: _"That Rug Dragon Really Held The Never-Never Together Forever"_
Probably the most underrated scene of any movie I’ve seen from a writing perspective. And I used it when I was a lecturer to show students that even an adequate vocabulary is required of any human in society.
Oh wow, she's totally unrecognizable here LOL she had that weird black haircut and Superman. Yes, that scene also scared the crap out of me. Funny seeing her here LOL
This actress is Annie Ross, a wonderful jazz singer who wrote "Twisted" and was a member of the trio Lambert, Hendrix & Ross. ruclips.net/video/bhjOpm-KL-A/видео.html
I want to read this short story.... Sounds like a Jules Verne novel. We didnt really get to hear exactly how the enemy was foiled.... I also want to learn more about Dans character and the submarine. I wonder what the title is.
What you mean? They was foiled, because they doved. Btw, they made a movie out of this story. It has Sean Connery in it. So you should just watch the movie instead. (Reading is such a waste of time. I could literally watch a billion Tik Tok videos in less time than you could read one book!)
As a movie script this could be OK, you don't have to know the name of all the 'things' in a submarine, they take care of that during production, writing good dialogue and action is more important.
I'd have gone for three dives, rather than two; I'm almost(ly) certain(ish) the Tri-Dive is a film / literature industry standard, de facto, default, i.e. generally preferred in the absents of counterveiling, uh...you know. Bestselling Redactor of The Written Word Since Ex-Submariner of a Seventh Son of a Second Sun of a Bitch (on the matrilineal micochrondrial side)
The way she takes her glasses off like she just knocked it outta the park
Imagine if she'd busted out the motherf**kin' moonwalk, circled the class three times, maintaining unblinking eye contact with Billy Crystal the entire time, then moonwalked backwards out the door and all the way down the long, busy hallway to the swinging doors at the far end, her eyes boring into Billy Crystal's soul as she butt-checks the doors open and disappears, never to be seen again.
Three years later, her name appears in a press release by Warner Bros., who profess pleasure and excitement at their ability to release to the press this press release regarding their successful purchase of the film, Happy Meal toy, syndicated children's television show / school backpack & lunchbox / RUclips banner and sundry further exclusive lucrative blah blah blah of an unpublished fan-fiction short story written and unpublished by _ which their crack team of scriptwriters are furiously in the process of ingesting alcohol, amphetamines, beta blockers, and a litany of other prescription & street drugs, in a complex and little understood ritual panic & procrastination marathon, which urban legends, supposedly anonymous online blather, and surreptitiously whispered multi-code-layered spy messages smuggled to The West at great in- / semi- / demi- / sub- / non- / more-human-than- and trans- human cost, from an unnamed brutal despotic theocratic totalitarian regime, claim to have strong albeit anonymous ninth-generation hearsay evidence which may very well possibly indirectly suggest has been known in the past to result in the creation of claimed apocryphal draft screenplays which may or may not have been developed into actual screenplays of actual movies which have been alleged to have actually been made, published, broadcast, and viewed...
...which they are very much committed to channeling through industry pipelines blah blah blah the long-awaited sequel to the classic 1980's children's movie _The Neverending Story,_ which will actually technically chronologically be a prequel, which at this stage bears the tentative title of the short story upon which it is intended to eventually hopefully be pre-based:
TITLE: *_The Neverending Short Story_*
TAGLINE: _"That Rug Dragon Really Held The Never-Never Together Forever"_
That's the best part. The glasses. She just wrote a best seller.
This scene is so much funnier than people realize. Great writing that shows horrible writing. Brilliant.
It’s my favourite scene.... esp when I taught at uni trying to get kids to articulate their thoughts ....
I thought her story was great.
Make her story into a spinoff film
Couldn't agree more!
Ok
Dive, dive, yelled the Captain into the thing! 😂😂
"So the man who makes it dive pushed a button or something."
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And it dove…😂
@@javis88hso absurd 😂
@@philipthomson7460lol magic ✨🤣🕶️
@@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn Yeeeah!
"Yeah!", said Dave. THE END.
"The guy that makes the ship dive pressed a button or something."
@@yogismithandiloveyou6843 HAHA! Pure gold!
We foiled those bastards again, didn’t we Dave!
Everyone is named Dave 😂
RIP Annie Ross 1930-2020.
I love how shes so proud of herself
Not knowing the instruments, and being that proud about it is something 👀🤣😭
Back in the 80's this was the message on my answering machine.
This movie is the reason I am a writer.
It showed me how to get started as a writer.
The night was....moist
@@makinbacongreasyagain968 sultry
@@Captain_Dick_Swett OMG YES!
Owen?
@@Captain_Dick_Swett Sultry just means hot and humid, which really means "moist"
The first 5 minutes of this film are one of the funniest bits of writing ever.
A button, or something 😂
At least she finished it. I have yet to finish anything I've ever written.😥
That sounds like me
Annie Ross was so good in this scene. I love it when the guy says, "I think you're vulgar". And she says.......HA!!!!
i think it's very brave!
Her metaphors need a little work: "His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted...." It's a little...
A tad.
I ran into the same problem with some creative writing classmates, but these were kids in their mid teens. This woman is on the edge of menopaused
Probably the most underrated scene of any movie I’ve seen from a writing perspective.
And I used it when I was a lecturer to show students that even an adequate vocabulary is required of any human in society.
Annie Ross was in Superman III 1983 she played Vera Webster the sister of Ross Webster .
Had no idea. Thanks. That sister scared the crap out of me when she turns into a robot and opens those silver eyes.
Oh wow, she's totally unrecognizable here LOL she had that weird black haircut and Superman. Yes, that scene also scared the crap out of me. Funny seeing her here LOL
Legendary jazz singer, along with Hendricks and Lambert. She did a lot of Broadway work, too, I think.
"It's whacking material."
I think you’re jumping ahead there a couple of minutes.
Isn't that literature?
I think its very brave!
@@OmeedNOuhadi At the time, I couldn't find the later scene.
Still funny!
@@dcavalli9 I know this movie. A writer writes, always.
This is my favorite movie.
My favorite scene....of many...
This is exactly how my scifi novel is going God help me I am dying 😭 😂
This actress is Annie Ross, a wonderful jazz singer who wrote "Twisted" and was a member of the trio Lambert, Hendrix & Ross. ruclips.net/video/bhjOpm-KL-A/видео.html
I love this scene and this movie.
Although the character reading the story is not given a name in the film's credits, the script lists her name as "ChatGPT".
Holy crap, I've just come to watch this scene because I asked ChatGPT to write me a story and this is what the result reminded me of! 😆
0:06 Good acting by Billy Crystal.
"Yeah, said Dave."
....yeah!
I want to read this short story.... Sounds like a Jules Verne novel. We didnt really get to hear exactly how the enemy was foiled.... I also want to learn more about Dans character and the submarine. I wonder what the title is.
"We Foiled Them Again" or something.....
What you mean? They was foiled, because they doved. Btw, they made a movie out of this story. It has Sean Connery in it. So you should just watch the movie instead.
(Reading is such a waste of time. I could literally watch a billion Tik Tok videos in less time than you could read one book!)
Lmfao we’ve all encounted someone who reads and writes horribly like this 🤣
As a movie script this could be OK, you don't have to know the name of all the 'things' in a submarine, they take care of that during production, writing good dialogue and action is more important.
Yeah but for a novel you have to describe things in detail.
The dialogue was tight!
@@davidconway6874 YEAH!!
Ya know, the thing...or something
I think of this scene anyone just says “yeah”
that's so awesome
The best joke
Das Boot, Dave edition
Profound.
HILARIOUS!!!!
she thought she was so awesome
I'd have gone for three dives, rather than two; I'm almost(ly) certain(ish) the Tri-Dive is a film / literature industry standard, de facto, default, i.e. generally preferred in the absents of counterveiling, uh...you know.
Bestselling Redactor of The Written Word Since
Ex-Submariner of a Seventh Son of a Second Sun of a Bitch (on the matrilineal micochrondrial side)
Yea, ok...
How could she even think that was good?? It was just such a flat and lifeless piece of writing 🤣(Granted I know that's the point of the scene ha)
"the thing" lol "melted malted" 🤣 ⚓🚣♀️🟤🐙 "or something" ☠️🤣