New Rule: Do the Wrong Thing | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2020
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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill tells Democrats it's time to fight dirty and offers up some unscrupulous material to get them started.
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  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 4 года назад +172

    I love the tumbleweed rolling by, when the off voice asks: "what must be going on in his mind."

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 года назад +6

      Should have shown the "bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing" clip.
      ruclips.net/video/niSLZDVApdQ/видео.html

    • @MariaPerez-wz7gp
      @MariaPerez-wz7gp 4 года назад

      That was a good one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜🤪

    • @phoenixconcrete2238
      @phoenixconcrete2238 3 года назад

      Me2 that was funny as hell

  • @tropicallivingoverseas5202
    @tropicallivingoverseas5202 4 года назад +146

    Run that ad during the Superbowl!😄
    Seriously.

  • @lisakennedy6211
    @lisakennedy6211 4 года назад +126

    I absolutely love the idea of Stormy Daniels sitting in the front row picking mushrooms off of a pizza! LOL

    • @yvonneleach9650
      @yvonneleach9650 3 года назад +2

      Her interview with Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious!

    • @reneedavis870
      @reneedavis870 3 года назад

      🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 3 года назад +2

      I remember Stormy Daniels being a guest on The Eric Andre Show.

    • @ayosinao3776
      @ayosinao3776 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/R-DkvDjx9rE/видео.html

    • @ryanharris6629
      @ryanharris6629 2 года назад

      @@yvonneleach9650 lolI

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions 4 года назад +3

    That last part was GOLD...

  • @samanthagaudet1461
    @samanthagaudet1461 4 года назад +22

    If Elizabeth warren wins the nomination she needs to address him as Pinocchio every time he calls her Pocahontas.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 4 года назад +3

      Pinocchio trump - a wooden ham actor who dreams that one day he’ll be a real president... his crotch is so rotten, a mushroom grew on it.

    • @samanthagaudet1461
      @samanthagaudet1461 4 года назад

      MatchstalkMan love it.

    • @JC-rh6jl
      @JC-rh6jl 4 года назад

      Warren is a big pinocchio 🤥 her self too. Lied about Bernie and her own heritage

    • @samanthagaudet1461
      @samanthagaudet1461 4 года назад

      Karin Meyer oh I’m not a Warren fan more than any other. I am for anyone who can beat Trump. I like Joe but I also like Pete. But I will take anyone who can beat trump.

  • @marcianocastillo9501
    @marcianocastillo9501 4 года назад +77

    I love that Ad air it world wide

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 4 года назад +4

      I love it even more because they didn't have to fake any of it. LOL It is all directly taken from actual footage.

    • @LambieSamba
      @LambieSamba 4 года назад +1

      marciano castillo
      YOU have to make the effort, YOU post it far and wide, I will too and so should all viewers!

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      Liberals believe any and everything they are told

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 года назад +1

      @@PatriotWatchUSA Punctuation is not your enemy, I promise.

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      @@thesprawl2361 Thank You comrade! Enjoy the lies. SOON you will shocked at what's to happen.

  • @TheDecider2024
    @TheDecider2024 4 года назад +6

    Lmfao. This had me cracking up at 2 am.

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams 4 года назад +41

    "Bringing a notion to a gun-fight" ha ha ha ha ha.

  • @Just_logic
    @Just_logic 4 года назад +246

    Playing dirty should work in a short term. If it is working for decades, something is fundamentally wrong

    • @xastielmuffinz3047
      @xastielmuffinz3047 4 года назад +4

      it would only be wrong if everyone is complaining. however. only half is complaining right now and the other half is praising it. so...

    • @Just_logic
      @Just_logic 4 года назад +6

      Xastiel Muffinz that’s because you believe that democracy is the ultimate truth. Just because half is complaining does not mean it’s a proper system. Have you seen the mindset of the half that is not complaining? My point is that with all the education and experience, the system could not generate better candidates than Trump and Hillary? Don’t you want to se someone smarter or presentable? Someone that is smart and genuine. Does it has to end up with the leftover? If they are your tops, what do you think the second level would be? Then there is fundamentally something wrong when your best candidates are Trump or Hillary. Needs a bit of thinking.

    • @thedarkerknight2188
      @thedarkerknight2188 4 года назад

      Says who?

    • @Just_logic
      @Just_logic 4 года назад

      TheDarkerKnight
      Common sense.

    • @julian73de
      @julian73de 4 года назад

      Well, welcome to reality :-)

  • @dallasdandigitalproduction393
    @dallasdandigitalproduction393 4 года назад +98

    "Make it rain girls. I like everything covered in gold"- lol nice

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 года назад +452

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @johnbouvette7955
      @johnbouvette7955 4 года назад +3

      Night Knight I love that analysis!

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 года назад +13

      @d d you guys hate the truth.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +4

      @@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 👉 Exactly gerald, BINGO!

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +5

      "d d" = dumb_d1ck that's a hater because that was indeed my "own shit you hack".

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +8

      The spineless disease is a chronic condition amongst GOP Senators who sold out & drank the tRump cult orange koolaid. 🍻🥂🤢🤮😵

  • @dianemattson7871
    @dianemattson7871 4 года назад +22

    OMG - THE TRUEST AND FUNNIEST THING I EVER WATCHED. THANKS BILL MAHER!

    • @ayosinao3776
      @ayosinao3776 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/R-DkvDjx9rE/видео.html

  • @Menaceirl
    @Menaceirl 4 года назад +198

    "When they go low, we kick em." Is one of the best sayings I've heard in a while.

    • @nashy21green
      @nashy21green 4 года назад +2

      I like when they go low i go get high

    • @bobbeckey6941
      @bobbeckey6941 4 года назад

      you should get kicked you pussy. oh yeah grab em by the pussy!

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      You liberals only have balls in groups. You won't do dick

    • @crypt0nym0ussec57
      @crypt0nym0ussec57 4 года назад

      It's been around for a couple years now lmao. Were you under a rock?

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      @@crypt0nym0ussec57 Yes the fake has been around for years

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 4 года назад +94

    “What’s going on in his mind?” *lone tumbleweed rolls by*

    • @legaleagle6139
      @legaleagle6139 4 года назад +1

      Mimi Brown and Trump still won

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 4 года назад +1

      Legal Eagle yep... won the antiquated electoral college.... lost the popular vote... is still a blithering idiot with a brainless hoard of MAGATS tossing his salad.... bigly

    • @senorwebb2151
      @senorwebb2151 4 года назад +1

      @@legaleagle6139 HIs winning, even if again, does not preclude the fact he's a bumbling impeached idiot, he's like a true unabashed moron and I'm guessing that's what's so appealing about him to the hoards of deliberately misinformed drones like yourself.

    • @angrytom1923
      @angrytom1923 4 года назад

      @@legaleagle6139 He won because he's a perfect reflection of just how stupid this country is. America did this to itself.

  • @michaelreagan3035
    @michaelreagan3035 4 года назад +85

    I normally don't go for Maher - but he's right on the money with this.

    • @jonwoll6586
      @jonwoll6586 4 года назад

      i feel the same. but if if's and but's were candy and nuts....... nice to see the pissed off middle!

    • @zippySquirrelface
      @zippySquirrelface 3 года назад +2

      You're normally wrong. But there is hope for you

    • @mojoboo41
      @mojoboo41 2 года назад

      Why the fuck are you watching Bill, if you don't approve, such stupidity, you have got to be a repuke

  • @billjackson1317
    @billjackson1317 4 года назад +10

    What about Donald praising himself 4 building a wall on the Colorado & Mexico border line, telling the crowd that Colorado should be real happy.
    Donald should consult his adviser Frederick Douglass more often before he speaks....

    • @kristinaniemeyer5256
      @kristinaniemeyer5256 4 года назад +2

      Bill Jackson The Trump CARD is truly a pathetic slap in the face for America it’s a shame!!!!!!!!!! He’s an idiot a liar incompetent disgusting he already took his trophy daughter out of the country probably with her husband so they didn’t go to prison I want to see the White house idiot walk out of the White House in handcuffs!!!
      But it won’t happen it’s all about money he doesn’t care and he will not be impeached because he thinks he’s a dictator & so many Americans are truly brainwashed by an idiot that ran a show called the apprentice when in all actuality he owes more money than he’s worth 😖

  • @cind123able
    @cind123able 4 года назад +117

    Play this at the super bowl

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justineahononga
      @justineahononga 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Burnmaster10
      @Burnmaster10 4 года назад +3

      Sad thing is people still vote for the idiot. Maher just did a snippet of his mistakes. Unstable and narcissistic attitude.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 4 года назад +107

    "You Lie!" Say it loud, say it proud, say it all day long!

    • @greenbean1613
      @greenbean1613 4 года назад +4

      What he says and tweets every day shouldn't be the only news. They should call a lie a lie every time he does it. And yes bring his mental stability into question every day.

    • @ronalddrumpf7126
      @ronalddrumpf7126 4 года назад +4

      @@greenbean1613 Problem is: If you watch a 5 minutes Fox News interview with any banana Republican it's so full of lies and misleading statements that you would spend the whole day with correcting only 5 minutes of total BS. They are flooding the ether with their propaganda like Stalin couldn't imagine in his time.

    • @greenbean1613
      @greenbean1613 4 года назад +3

      @@ronalddrumpf7126 I guess that's my point. Fight back by flooding news with facts.

    • @ronalddrumpf7126
      @ronalddrumpf7126 4 года назад +1

      @@greenbean1613 news and actual facts don't reach those people. They get their "news" and "alternative facts" only from Fox News and shitty Facebook groups and Twitter where they all are echoing the republican talking points they've heard on Fox News before.
      Sure, constant repetition of true facts would stuck to their stupid minds ... but only if they were exposed to it.
      It's impossible to force actual facts upon them in a world where everyone is free to choose their own information bubble.
      The ideal solution to this modern age / digital age issue would be to tie the voting right to an official test. So everybody must prove a basic knowledge of politics and recent major events regarding to politics. If you fail the test, your vote doesn't count.
      I think that would be reasonable. I mean if you want to build a barn you'd rather ask one construction worker than a bunch of US senators, right?
      People who don't know anything about an issue shouldn't decide about how to handle it

    • @djn48
      @djn48 4 года назад +2

      "I'm going to drain the swamp!"
      "YOU LIE!"

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +1

    I'm so glad I found Bill ❤️🌹 again. And on HBO. No censor which is Great 🌹❤️🇺🇸

  • @stevemonroe1770
    @stevemonroe1770 3 года назад +1

    I love that Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project is on the panel and they pretty much ran ads just like that.

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz 4 года назад +508

    Actually... putting Stormy Daniels in the front row would be brilliant.

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 4 года назад +15

      And a giant mushroom 😂

    • @Daddytang67
      @Daddytang67 4 года назад +9

      Daekj32 right...looks like you missed the check that was used to pay her off. Hahahaha. Another “presidential” first. Lol

    • @braxtonroxx
      @braxtonroxx 4 года назад +7

      With a tshirt with a mushroom on it! Hell all of them should wear it.

    • @xxeh
      @xxeh 4 года назад +10

      Pay her millions to go front stage and center for every rally and every debate Trump has in 2020

    • @justincastillogayray
      @justincastillogayray 4 года назад

      and E. Jean Carroll is there wearing a duplicate of her evidence.

  • @grizzlyadams7127
    @grizzlyadams7127 4 года назад +42

    Run that add on every network! Now until the election!

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 3 года назад +2

    That ad is perfect.. looks just like a Lincoln Project ad!

  • @tracyheaslip8754
    @tracyheaslip8754 3 года назад +1

    You need to be running that add now until November!

  • @edinfific2576
    @edinfific2576 4 года назад +70

    3:09 "I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges (!!??), the oranges of the, oh, uuuh, investigation, the oranges, how it started." 😂😂😂

    • @bertiebest5946
      @bertiebest5946 4 года назад +4

      The senators' behavior will be the "orange" of his disaster in November...

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 4 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @mrwhitestone7461
      @mrwhitestone7461 4 года назад

      Q Q Q indictments declass investigation like florida orange groves. Beautiful investigations like no one has ever seen before. The storm is coming and no one will think stormy. Rosenstien, Commy, Clapper, Brennan, Islamobama Hilary the two IG’s Pelosi Shummer, Schiffty Nadler and best of all the Muslim Brotherhood. Coffove.
      Bill you were close to leaving the Dems you should have picked up your cross and followed him. You like many will have little choice now but to fall on the sword of humiliation for incitement to divide the nation.

    • @greyembrey1964
      @greyembrey1964 4 года назад

      You Dems are so easy to Troll . You want to beat Trump you better learn what your dealing with. here's a hint. ruclips.net/video/6IA6dSd9sTo/видео.html

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 4 года назад

      Somebody get the President his flash cards!

  • @markshelor3991
    @markshelor3991 4 года назад +209

    At the state of the union, perhaps instead of saying 'You Lie'
    They should say 'Do us a favor, though'

    • @Lafever1883
      @Lafever1883 4 года назад +9

      This is so good . He would loose it right then and there.

    • @bmel7718
      @bmel7718 4 года назад +4

      @Morgoth Bauglir imagine the sound of the house nearly empty with just Trump and the sycophant supporters. It would just be the sound of ass sucking. The slurping and swallowing........

    • @thebelleangels
      @thebelleangels 4 года назад

      That's good.

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад +1

      Yeah and he should be impeached for that. You folks have a mental disorder

    • @florencebass6984
      @florencebass6984 4 года назад +4

      What word rhymes with lie? How about that!

  • @glennpearson9348
    @glennpearson9348 Год назад +1

    It's very important to study the oranges of the investigation.

  • @katherineprongos3929
    @katherineprongos3929 4 года назад +46

    "No one wishes ill health on the President...." Seriously?

    • @aliciao.5731
      @aliciao.5731 4 года назад +8

      @V. VOnly silly people worship their president no matter what misbehaviour. Lying, cheating, stealing, envying, coveting, slandering, etc. are the Republicans sins!

    • @angrytom1923
      @angrytom1923 4 года назад +13

      @V. V Ugh, Karma isn't real. Believing in superstitious nonsense like Karma and divine justice only serves to delegate to nonexistent supernatural authorities what we ourselves should be doing: holding these motherfuckers accountable. There are way more of us than there are of them.

    • @urduib
      @urduib 4 года назад +4

      @@angrytom1923 Spot on

    • @BrucePenton
      @BrucePenton 4 года назад

      @V. V May Satan continue to bless your soul

    • @katherineprongos3929
      @katherineprongos3929 4 года назад +5

      @@kristinaniemeyer5256 That sounds very high-minded but the breadth and depth of Trump's ongoing destruction of every basic healthy aspect of our democracy, his total and rapacious drive to destroy any and all benefits to the average American in favor of the rich, etcetcetc. Not to mention how many have died because of his policies and actions. To be blind to three (and more) years of this indicates a total
      insulation from the realities or a dangerous refusal to see them. The earth is dying and we have a President who at this terrible crossroads refuses to acknowledge the mountains of evidence demonstrating this. This is just the tip of the iceberg, but please, go right ahead and maintain your spuriously moral facade.

  • @dooomscroll
    @dooomscroll 4 года назад +95

    and watch him drink a glass of water with two hands

  • @richardkennedy8045
    @richardkennedy8045 4 года назад +46

    And let's not forget the Toupee saluting in the wind , Sooo many times at Sooo many Occasions wanting to salute the wind 🍀

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 4 года назад +1

      And they got pissed because President Obama held a coffee cup while saluting !

    • @donniedraftdodger7457
      @donniedraftdodger7457 4 года назад +1

      are ya saying I have a rooster?

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 4 года назад

      @@donniedraftdodger7457 More like a sleeping possum

    • @TG-gm3et
      @TG-gm3et 4 года назад +1

      @Paper St. or umbrellas

  • @m.k.c.5212
    @m.k.c.5212 3 года назад +1

    "...that wasn't so hard..." I LOVE IT!

  • @jeffmullinix7916
    @jeffmullinix7916 5 месяцев назад

    That last scene was great . The diaper dragging from his pants said it all .

  • @rayzrsharp
    @rayzrsharp 4 года назад +231

    Bill should literally buy ad space on Faux News and run the crap out of that ad!!

    • @SteveBrant55
      @SteveBrant55 4 года назад +25

      Mike Bloomberg should pay to run that add during the Superbowl!!!

    • @Wardoon
      @Wardoon 4 года назад +12

      Faux News won't let him to use their network for such a devestating hit ad on sensitive dear leader

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 4 года назад +8

      @@Wardoon They will!
      All Rupert Murdoch cares about, is money!

    • @samus598
      @samus598 4 года назад +4

      Gonna have to put it on Facebook with the rest of the Russian memes and establishment shilling, apparently the TV is more stringent about the truth in your advertising, it's the wild west here on the webs though!

    • @micahdeprophet1531
      @micahdeprophet1531 4 года назад +3

      People pay attention: Bloomberg is on Republicans payroll to help Trump win. Bloomberg is the TWIN of TRUMP'S Fox news will push it.

  • @janetclaireSays
    @janetclaireSays 4 года назад +277

    The Democrats need to buy that ad from Real Time and use it.

    • @mscbijles1256
      @mscbijles1256 4 года назад +22

      Janet Claire Burke
      Buy it? God I hope Real Time will provide it for free! But anyway, yeah they have to use it. Big time. For the remainder of this year. And make an updated version every month maybe.

    • @nomorebushz
      @nomorebushz 4 года назад

      It’s public domain with Bill’s permission!

    • @nomorebushz
      @nomorebushz 4 года назад

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      Try not to beat your wife.

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  • @chaser29mty2009
    @chaser29mty2009 4 года назад

    America is so lucky to have Bill

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 4 года назад +2

    Is it me or does Roger Stone look like a warped version of the Joker, but wearing sun glasses! X - D

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 4 года назад +47

    And remember his emergency visit to Walter Reed back in November? We still don't know what that was about.

    • @fatlacesthedon
      @fatlacesthedon 4 года назад +8

      Obviously the first part of a 2 part physical, I mean c'mon who does a physical in one go, that's like flushing the toilet more than once...

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 4 года назад +7

      Extreme oral flatulence was the diagnosis

    • @jinshunlin7656
      @jinshunlin7656 3 года назад

      And remember his emergency visit to Walter Reed back in November? We still don't know what that was about.

    • @rc6936
      @rc6936 3 года назад

      @@SGGCREATIVES I hear in trumpland there's no cure for that

  • @stevensoto9375
    @stevensoto9375 4 года назад +284

    That anti-Trump campaign ad was the greatest opposing ad I’ve ever seen.
    This is simply great work Bill Maher! This whole segment.

    • @TimBitts649
      @TimBitts649 4 года назад +4

      Alan Dershowitz also was involved in the OJ Simpson trial. As the great Johnny Cochrane might have said, were he still alive, "If Impeachment does not fit, you must acquit!"

    • @kellym9190
      @kellym9190 4 года назад +4

      Oml, that’s the kind of clip I’ve been waiting to see ever since they were off the air during their break. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, that sh💩t made me day 🤣

    • @kormoztreeplanting.
      @kormoztreeplanting. 4 года назад +2

      @Daekj32 you on every reply ive seen.😅😅😅

    • @TG-gm3et
      @TG-gm3et 4 года назад +2

      @@kormoztreeplanting. because he's still shit

    • @kurtsakslsvideosaks9185
      @kurtsakslsvideosaks9185 4 года назад +2

      @@TimBitts649 except he is guilty

  • @wendyconfiant4693
    @wendyconfiant4693 4 года назад

    Bill Maher - you are THE BEST!!

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 4 года назад +4

    2:32 Leader Of The Cult Of Defective Personality

  • @samestrada
    @samestrada 4 года назад +35

    This was a masterpiece!!!

    • @wisetrollman
      @wisetrollman 4 года назад

      The Observer like you

    • @samestrada
      @samestrada 4 года назад

      The Observer ha, ha, ha! your opinion is the same as toilet paper to me

  • @suheilpinto6964
    @suheilpinto6964 4 года назад +124

    This was the best bill maher clip i saw in a long time

  • @myriamickx7969
    @myriamickx7969 4 года назад +1

    This anti-Trump ad is pure genius ! The Dems should really think about running ads of this sort during the campaign.

  • @BeefT-Sq
    @BeefT-Sq Год назад

    " As a group, businessmen have been withdrawing for decades from the ideological battlefield , disarmed by the deadly combination of altruism and pragmatism. "
    -Ayn Rand-

  • @MichaelMomany
    @MichaelMomany 4 года назад +18

    RUN THAT AD NOW!

  • @Spartens25
    @Spartens25 4 года назад +869

    OMG! Whoever the Democratic nominee is, they should hire Bill as their campaign manager!

    • @Krusty-kl5ej
      @Krusty-kl5ej 4 года назад +10

      Spartens25 Bill is part Libertarian trying to fight out of a lost socialist suit - a very confused hypocritical man whose derangement is growing by leaps and bounds.

    • @m.j.debruin3041
      @m.j.debruin3041 4 года назад +13

      Or at least his team, that came up with this add.

    • @WorstTimelineInhabitant
      @WorstTimelineInhabitant 4 года назад +4

      Eww...no

    • @jjohn1249
      @jjohn1249 4 года назад +19

      @@Krusty-kl5ej Look have we here a Russian Troll!

    • @tropicalaquarium5807
      @tropicalaquarium5807 4 года назад +9

      Not Bill, they should hire the writers who are the brains behind the show.

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 2 года назад +1

    I heard a new version from Don Winslow the other day: “when you go low, I’ll meet you there”.

  • @JSone4Design
    @JSone4Design 4 года назад +87

    Why am I suddenly expecting Roger Stone to look inside the Arc of the Covenant only to have his face melt off?

  • @jaydawg7820
    @jaydawg7820 4 года назад +147

    I think Bill should offer his services as Ad advisor for the Democratic Party for President of the United States !

    • @sandsmars97
      @sandsmars97 2 года назад +2

      He must make 1 for Biden

    • @tambetott626
      @tambetott626 9 месяцев назад +1

      The Unided schtades

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 4 года назад +2

    Everybody at home should should it out?
    "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!"
    Hang on...
    Wrong thing...

  • @DADDIOH
    @DADDIOH 4 года назад +12

    Post the “pee tape”, as a stand alone video, so that it may be shared ;)

  • @SupaSoniQ
    @SupaSoniQ 4 года назад +18

    "What must be going on in his mind?" And then the thumbleweed.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      More than whats going on in Hillarys mind. You liberals walk into your own shit oten. He's so dumb he beat Hillary in a Presidential election with all the media on her side.

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      @Doog Yggod Yet you brilliant communist can't find a crime with everyone looking for one. That's hilarious.

  • @willgetbettereventually124
    @willgetbettereventually124 4 года назад +68

    Please! Let every accuser show up to the debates and sit in the first row.

    • @rfruss
      @rfruss 4 года назад +6

      They would fill 3 rows.

    • @deaftone311
      @deaftone311 4 года назад +5

      He'd just blame the democrats for pulling a dirty trick that the republicans would never do, oh and paying all the women etc.. oh they did do that? nope fake news, never happened.. deep state!

    • @thedarkerknight2188
      @thedarkerknight2188 4 года назад +2

      @@deaftone311 so? Let them shit themselves. I want those accusors in the front row staring at him. I don't care what the Republicans think about it. Why do you?

    • @electriceyeswatching4415
      @electriceyeswatching4415 4 года назад

      Well you better hope it's not creepy quid pro quo Joe the dnc picks, or that might backfire a bit.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 года назад +1

      Trump is too chicken-sh*t to debate his next opponent. His speech and cognitive abilities have declined significantly since 2016 and he would be ripped apart on his record.

  • @gopilotmusic
    @gopilotmusic 4 года назад

    Fek! Thank you Bill & co.! That ad is no joke and is EXACTLY what the blue team needs to run widely and continually hammer home. Don't be dim blue team!!

  • @eleonoreschroder6132
    @eleonoreschroder6132 3 года назад

    End of August 2020: you are a true prophet! chapeau bas to your talent and wit!

  • @Mikel-py4kb
    @Mikel-py4kb 4 года назад +79

    THAT IS THE ADD THEY NEED TO EUN. on FOX ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG.

    • @alfresco4976
      @alfresco4976 4 года назад +1

      F.Y.I. "Ad" is short for "advertisement".

  • @leohagan
    @leohagan 4 года назад +33

    Totally agree, Queensberry rules are useless in a dirty street fight.

  • @craigsylvester317
    @craigsylvester317 3 года назад

    Hey Bill! If there's one human who should be kept for future generations, it's you! Dont lose faith. He's right there, waiting on you. Peace & Love, My Brother!

  • @mindymartinez4134
    @mindymartinez4134 3 года назад

    Damn!! That really should go Viral NOW!! Wish I had $$$ I'd pay to have it on EVERY CHANNEL on TV CABLE AND THE INTERNET!! 4-5× DAY AND NIGHT!!!!

  • @tyjahkhan7708
    @tyjahkhan7708 4 года назад +51

    I’ve been saying that!!! Get down and dirty with them!!!

    • @monsieurlaflamme995
      @monsieurlaflamme995 4 года назад

      TYJAH Khan Machiavelly, The Prince

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 года назад +3

      Naw, it's lazy. Obama's campaign was extremely smart. Dems tend to be walking pablum monsters. You saw it with the Mayor Pete interview and the lady on his panel. The sound like poll tested robots who aren't organically interested in what they're doing. At the very least, even though Obama pushed a bunch of cliche themes, his delivery came off as human, someone you thought you could connect to naturally.
      Fighting fire with fire is barbaric, and should be a last resort. We just need to be smart and creative.

    • @kathryncastanares525
      @kathryncastanares525 4 года назад +2

      @@robertnicholls9917 thank you for remaining human and smart about this. The truth and good always comes out. If you go to their level, it loses all credibility. You catch more bees with honey than you do vinegar. Some of the things people are saying on here are pretty vile to say about your fellow citizens. You know, other human beings. I have family members who are avid supporters that i couldnt imagine anything bad happening to them. We're all human, we all make bad decisions at some point in our lives and nearly everyone deserves a second chance. Everyone is so against talking to the other side, and thats not how we can change minds. Lets keep our humanity and do whats right. Please.

    • @esco5559
      @esco5559 4 года назад +1

      Trump 2020

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 года назад +1

      Right-Wing media has really changed the culture of the GOP, and have been pouring gasoline on the fire of tribal hatred of democrats for decades.

  • @phillipmorrison8606
    @phillipmorrison8606 4 года назад +9

    Bloomberg please start running this ad nation wide

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha "And then they announced it was no-byes no!" 🤣
    (What a friggin' dumbas--wool-eh, LOOK, look! 😂)
    It's awesome these "New Rules" clips are getting MILLIONS of views here, on RUclips. 👍

  • @727skydivers
    @727skydivers 3 года назад

    Like a fine wine. This ages well!

  • @jaratt85
    @jaratt85 4 года назад +32

    What we actually need is a leader, not a tyrant.

    • @RealCoolGuy
      @RealCoolGuy 4 года назад +4

      No, what we need is a representative.

    • @xlr8r2010
      @xlr8r2010 4 года назад +5

      @James Volk Liberals are weak, pathetic little pussies...you would all get fucking wrecked James. lol

    • @PatriotWatchUSA
      @PatriotWatchUSA 4 года назад

      Seems to be leading better than BHO

    • @exiledfrommyself
      @exiledfrommyself 4 года назад +2

      We need someone who understands that they work for us, not the other way around.

    • @cesk4899
      @cesk4899 4 года назад

      What you need to do is vote for candidates that actually care about people and not their pockets.

  • @Phoenix-kb5sx
    @Phoenix-kb5sx 4 года назад +42

    OMG Bill Maher never disappoints me this clip, one of the best ever, Savage.

    • @bobbeckey6941
      @bobbeckey6941 4 года назад

      a small ball on a string wouldn't disappoint you.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 4 года назад

      Phoenix 21 Yes. The desperation is real.

    • @BeefT-Sq
      @BeefT-Sq Год назад

      " Conservatives may not agree with Ayn Rand’s outlook on these issues, but if they’re going to be able to talk to and get along with the more “libertarian,” Ayn-Rand-influenced wing of the right, they need to understand why that wing doesn’t think it has to pick sides between the subjectivist left and the religious right, why it thinks there’s a third alternative."
      -Robert Tracinski-

  • @southwest3739
    @southwest3739 4 года назад +1

    Michael Avanti the heart and soul of the Democratic party, let's break him out of prison to lead the charge

  • @78664antonio
    @78664antonio 4 года назад +2

    Oh hell yea, put all the accusers in the audience!!!

  • @I.amthatrealJuan
    @I.amthatrealJuan 4 года назад +24

    One of the best New Rules ever

  • @stevorobo692
    @stevorobo692 4 года назад +372

    As a Canadian. That Trump ad made me fall off my chair laughing. That was great.

    • @tarahill2193
      @tarahill2193 4 года назад +22

      As an American it made me laugh and cry at same time

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 4 года назад +7

      @@tarahill2193 As a German - this!

    • @Sarmaamy
      @Sarmaamy 4 года назад +7

      As a Finnish. Loved it! 🤣

    • @DamienBlade
      @DamienBlade 4 года назад +3

      As another Canadian, yes.

    • @MyEyesBled
      @MyEyesBled 4 года назад +6

      As a little green Martian... I turned even greener! 🤢

  • @EJHRB
    @EJHRB 4 года назад +1

    I gasped at "the oranges... the oranges of the... investigation"

  • @MsKwaiChang
    @MsKwaiChang 4 года назад +1

    That guy @ (2:23) made me laugh. Yeah! Dump is a neurological mess.

  • @BasePuma4007
    @BasePuma4007 4 года назад +96

    The leading theory on all that slurring is him coming down off of various uppers that he constantly takes.

  • @carolinezz8589
    @carolinezz8589 4 года назад +10

    I love the add! The bit with the umbrella and BingBingBong was missing LOL

  • @whatsyurprob158
    @whatsyurprob158 4 года назад +1

    He's back at it. . . now that he know's they lost.
    "Those who are the loudest have the most to lose." - Q
    You haven't been forgotten about, Bill Mahr.
    RED SHOES!!!
    WWG1WGA

  • @nancychandler367
    @nancychandler367 3 года назад +2

    What can I say: Most Democrats are peaceful and loving. I do have an advantage coming from a Rich Republican ruthless Family and I now support Biden/Harris.💜🇺🇲🙏

  • @vincemack9709
    @vincemack9709 4 года назад +26

    When they go low get the shovels out!

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 4 года назад +2

      Love, love, love it!

  • @Zebrajellyfishphoto
    @Zebrajellyfishphoto 4 года назад +56

    Some folks say you go too far Bill. You nailed it tonight. NAILED IT!!!

    • @missfisher5481
      @missfisher5481 Год назад

      I don't think he goes too far, I think he voices his opinions and speaks out about what needs to be said

  • @ladyjatheist2763
    @ladyjatheist2763 4 года назад +7

    dems should tap Bill Maher to run the campaign, for whoever get picked.

    • @davidhamblin5287
      @davidhamblin5287 3 года назад

      Why should they? He's not any better of a liar than they are!. And even he ( who has been lying forever ) hasn't been lying as much or as long as the demonRATs,!
      I think the Republicans should fight fire with fire now and then and lie a little. Think about it,,, look at all the voters that are dumb enough to believe lies and vote Dem!

  • @dredhead117
    @dredhead117 4 года назад +1

    I hope Bill bought a slot for that add during the Super Bowl...

  • @ah-mazinggrace6735
    @ah-mazinggrace6735 4 года назад +28

    This is awesome, Democrats should definitely use this ad..

    • @ah-mazinggrace6735
      @ah-mazinggrace6735 4 года назад +1

      Daekj32 Democracy is hanging on a tiny rope and all you think about is making Democrat feel worse after senate republicans disgraced themselves? Republicrimes are turning America into a lawless and no. Constitutional. Focus!!!

  • @drewdrewski6278
    @drewdrewski6278 4 года назад +28

    That'll get the ball rolling nicely! You know Bill did this knowing someone will cut this up and start posting..
    Internet --- do your thang!!

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад +7

      pisstape.org
      You'll thank me later...
      👍🏼

    • @redpenink12
      @redpenink12 4 года назад +2

      If I don't see this on the front page of reddit later I will be disappointed...

    • @JanisKnight
      @JanisKnight 4 года назад +2

      Why not? The Republicans would!

    • @MeganSainsbury-il1lr
      @MeganSainsbury-il1lr 4 года назад

      @@YusufGinnah wtf???

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад

      @@MeganSainsbury-il1lr
      That's the opening of the elusive, actual Pee-Pee tape involving Trump. 😂🤣👍🏼

  • @RocknRollMusic-xq7ho
    @RocknRollMusic-xq7ho 4 года назад

    I love that campaign ad at 2:33! LMAO!!!

  • @debwright3190
    @debwright3190 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Bill Maher! Good video.😂😂😂

  • @garethmorton337
    @garethmorton337 4 года назад +11

    Laughed so hard with that ad!! LOL :) Loved it

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 4 года назад

      Gareth Morton Yes. It’s all we have. I wish we had a candidate to beat Trump

  • @chalarenee101
    @chalarenee101 4 года назад +7

    Bill Maher - I love you and your writers!!!!

    • @aslapofreality1444
      @aslapofreality1444 4 года назад

      C - Shay How unamerican are you?!? Did you forget what the founding principles of this country are?

    • @BRuane-pw6xq
      @BRuane-pw6xq 4 года назад

      @@aslapofreality1444 Yes ,,all Men are created equal while we had slavery .

    • @aslapofreality1444
      @aslapofreality1444 4 года назад

      B Ruane That was fucked up but the statement today is still ambiguous so it still can hold true. The entire world saw blacks as slaves. The right figured it out and freed them. Well the left created the KKK and still have kept them down to this day. LBJ was right in with what he said and 80-90% of them still vote that way. Sad. The actual principles are for a limited government, limited taxes, equality, nobody playing a god like figure even the government. The left disregard every one of those. It’s ironic to how none of their ideas work either. Remember.... you can’t do for man, what man can do for themselves.

  • @magmablock
    @magmablock 4 года назад

    Slather that ad all over the airwaves, laugh track included.

  • @snate56
    @snate56 3 года назад +1

    I read the Oranges of the Species recently...

  • @msmom6715
    @msmom6715 4 года назад +128

    The world is literally going to Hell but Bill Maher will always make the Devil laugh. God bless you Bill for making us all laugh in such a crazy f..d up world we live in.

    • @bryantsosa6713
      @bryantsosa6713 4 года назад

      *Sips freshly squeezed leftist tears*

    • @GlassOnion.
      @GlassOnion. 4 года назад

      you can just say fucked up world. not f..ed up world.

    • @wisetrollman
      @wisetrollman 4 года назад

      B S you will think of this comment when Trump gets totally obliterated in the general

  • @barrylichtenstein9893
    @barrylichtenstein9893 4 года назад +28

    Andrew Yang is an honest, intelligent, caring, appreciated man who speaks the truth. That's what we need.

    • @RelaxAndSmokeMeth
      @RelaxAndSmokeMeth 4 года назад

      Never gonna happen.

    • @scottf5535
      @scottf5535 4 года назад +2

      Oh yes it is!

    • @HKashaf
      @HKashaf 4 года назад +1

      Did you hear Andrew Yang's double speak on Medicare for all. First he was for it and now he is not so sure. He also has no clue on foreign policy. Asides from freedom dividend and thorium research he pretending to support the same things as Bernie Sanders. If Dem want to win they should just not nominate lying and war mongering candidates such as Hilary, they had better alternatives all along but they rather loose to Trump than win with a progressive.

    • @Ehz22
      @Ehz22 4 года назад +3

      Yang gang baby!

    • @bhuvaneshs.k638
      @bhuvaneshs.k638 4 года назад +2

      He should win the election.... He's the best candidate for US president 2020

  • @bingo1232
    @bingo1232 4 года назад

    Maher = a MIRACLE!!!!!

  • @tenderheart7530
    @tenderheart7530 4 года назад

    Why would going lower help? The US needs a president who can encourage citizens to live with honor and work together. ☮️

  • @peach495
    @peach495 4 года назад +148

    I know he's being funny, but think they should employ all of those ideas.

    • @iHeartOiSkanks
      @iHeartOiSkanks 4 года назад +2

      They already do.

    • @RaveYoda
      @RaveYoda 4 года назад +2

      @@iHeartOiSkanks Proof or it didn't happen. SMH!!

    • @bertiebest5946
      @bertiebest5946 4 года назад +2

      He officially opened the 'pay back' season!

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 4 года назад +3

      Freewheelin' Franklin I think he’s quite serious.

    • @rickwagner3797
      @rickwagner3797 4 года назад +3

      i really wish we could lie like the gop does but dem voters won't aren't fooled as easily as gop voters. Dem want the truth and the msm will never act live fox news. They stand for honesty so unless all dems sold their values and ethics like the gop has it wouldn't work. I get it i would love to say trump joined a satanic church or huffs glue but that would mean our leaders would lie to us like he does to them. I do not know how his voters aren't insulted on a daily basis because he knows they will buy whatever he sells them. We are the only adults left in the room. if we create a cult like they have liberty and justice will have died. The truth always wins. We will get through this and we will be a better country and hopefully learn to never have this happen again.

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 4 года назад +49

    "That's right... all over the Bible... like I told you."
    :D

  • @sepetuko
    @sepetuko 3 года назад +2

    That right there us too much Oranges !!!

  • @neosandy
    @neosandy 10 дней назад

    This aged well.
    And showed up in my feed at an opportune time as well.

  • @yubney
    @yubney 4 года назад +75

    "all over the Bible"? More like "all over the Constitution"!

  • @datriaxsondor590
    @datriaxsondor590 4 года назад +84

    The saddest part of this entire segment, is that the Drumpf ad, was actually genuine. Let that sink in for a moment.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 4 года назад

      Datriax Sondor Yes. The desperation meltdown is hilarious. It’s like 2016 again

  • @Chris-pn2iy
    @Chris-pn2iy 4 года назад

    The Late Show With Stephen Colbert should make a collage of Trump's speech malfunctions like this in October.

  • @cmr053
    @cmr053 4 года назад

    That ad should be placed on Fox News right away!!

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 4 года назад +148

    Is Maher going to have the political ad and the "pee tape" uploaded separately so we can post them everywhere?
    The ad was on point.

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm 4 года назад +6

      2:32 to 3:32 for easy replay

    • @kristinaniemeyer5256
      @kristinaniemeyer5256 4 года назад

      What is it a commercial during the Super Bowl yesterday ha ha Ha ha ha

    • @ecologicallyinclined7833
      @ecologicallyinclined7833 4 года назад

      That isn't really what happened by the way. The rendition I saw on Putin's Facebook site showed something different...gross. Get that one. I think it's the real one.