No you misunderstood, most Victorian kids had it rough, you want to show Tiktok to a Victorian Noble and watch the past 69 years of inbreeding have a seizure
I hate how underdesigned samurotts back looks, like the front has alot going on, but the back is like empty space. I feel like he should have more shell armour on and maybe still be standing? I mean, he's supposed to be a samurai. Dewott is defs the best out of the 3.
"You vape one time, and all of a sudden, Lana Del Rey lyrics start creeping into your Instagram story! ............... That sentence would've made no sense to a Victorian child." What do you mean? Of course they'll get it, all you need to do is translate it! Look: "I opine, all she's done is blow a cloud of hard up, and within the week her vanity mirror is plastered with Elizabeth Barrett Browning!" See? More than possible.
@@Archonoflogic I should clarify, I've gone from hating it to being kinda meh about it. My biggest issue is that it has two blades on it's legs that it uses... but it's also quadraped. How is it supposed to use the blades if it stands on four legs all the time? Does it occasionally stand on it's hind legs like a bear? The whole thing feels backwards and I still think it would have been better bipedal.
@@darienb1127i dont understand the issue???? If you saw it in game you'd see that it gets along just fine on four legs. hell I'm even in the 'I like humanoid pokemon' camp and I dont see how it being on 2 legs would solve any logical issue. I agree that samurotts design isnt as good as it could be but it being on 4 legs is the wrong diagnosis
@@SokuThePunless theres actually a really cool reason! Whilst samurott is still based on an otter (not really a sea otter like its previous evolutions, it's more like a river otter), it's also based on a sea lion because whilst the designers were having trouble thinking of ways to have samurott be more interesting than just a bigger ninja otter standing on two legs, one of the designers saw how strong the sea lions were at an aquarium were and decided to incorporate it into samurotts design. A lot of people seem to think it came out of nowhere when in reality designing a pokemon is a result of many days of brainstorming
Brionne and Quaxwell's diagnosis dragged me to the back of the store and shot me in the head. At the very least, you can piece together how I got this way.
Excuse me while I apologise to YOU for hurting MY feelings because I love Marshtomp unconditionally and I WILL defend him as much as my fragile self allows it 💀😅😂
"You smoke the flowers of Cannabis once and suddenly you find yourself writing down Emily Dickinson's grotesque works on Death on the walls of parks. "
The Marshtomp one had to make me think for a moment and realize "Damn, that describes way too much of my childhood and I hate it." Still my favorite middle-water though.
I’ve not played Pokémon in ages since I don’t really use my DS often but while I was playing I used my pipplup as my main. He was called Elsa and I adored him.
The Oshawott Line is my favorite, so it feels… weird to have the complete incorrect take for all of them. I love my adorable baby, my sweet but trying to be cool and edgy tween, and my Samurai college student.
The Brionne one stumped me for a second because I was like “That isn’t true! Me and my mom are besties!” and then I remembered that people have dads… and that my dad 💀 himself 14 years ago 😭
Who’s next?? Thank you for watching and supporting my videos! ❤
Do pseudo legendaries please
Decidueye please
Breloom pls
You should do the hisuian forms!
YAMPER!
"That sentence would have made no sense to a victorian child" i don't think ANY sentence in this video would have made sense to a victorian child
Me showing Tiktoks to a Victorian child and watching them be sent to an asylum forty minutes later
@@xaiverbres7335Me trying to explain why skibidie toilet to a Victorian child and watching them have a seizure
@@planetoforts the Victorian child trying to figure out where Livvy Dunn or baby gronk were in the Bible
No you misunderstood, most Victorian kids had it rough, you want to show Tiktok to a Victorian Noble and watch the past 69 years of inbreeding have a seizure
@@xaiverbres7335it's me. I'm the Victorian child in this situation.
Actively being called a himbo in every one of these things is so goddamn funny
You single?
Hold on, I'mma grab the popcorn, we seeing Rizz live
@@Aescalona share damn it we broke out here
Hey, if you're free after meeting the other guy, wanna meet up as well? Why not just all meet up together honestly
Frr, it's validating in a way xd
I am not emotional stable enough to accept what happened to my angy lil otter.
I am and he looks great!
@@valvadis2360but what about my angy lil buddy 😢
The little buddy became a MAN! 20 TOES DOWN! BLADES ON THE ARMS IN CASE HE GOTTA CUT SOMEBODY, BUT IS STILL PROTECTIVE AS HELL.
Real shit
I hate how underdesigned samurotts back looks, like the front has alot going on, but the back is like empty space. I feel like he should have more shell armour on and maybe still be standing? I mean, he's supposed to be a samurai. Dewott is defs the best out of the 3.
My fave in this category is Dewott. I also love both formes of Samurott
That read on Quaxwell? Our man has been hurt before. Apparently by a 5'2" flamboyant man shopping for a child's large in Target.
It was me, I won’t apologise
"You vape one time, and all of a sudden, Lana Del Rey lyrics start creeping into your Instagram story!
...............
That sentence would've made no sense to a Victorian child."
What do you mean? Of course they'll get it, all you need to do is translate it! Look:
"I opine, all she's done is blow a cloud of hard up, and within the week her vanity mirror is plastered with Elizabeth Barrett Browning!"
See? More than possible.
I'm gonna start speaking like this
Wow, the Brionne one is harsh and true. I thought he was going to do some slander to musical and theatre gays
Too easy.
@@gene8447 he's done low hanging fruit before
@@theluckygamer10 I mean, who among us hasn't?
I imagine a lot among us would settle for any fruit@@a-s-greig
@@jplayzow tough times in the limbo contest. The bar literally couldn't get any lower, and yet they _still_ misunderstand the assignment.
I've warmed up to Samurott over the years, buy I think we're all in agreement that this is an instance where a final evo should have stood UP.
Yeah, I personally love samurott, no idea why people hate on him, so I'm glad to see someone not hate him
@@Archonoflogic I should clarify, I've gone from hating it to being kinda meh about it. My biggest issue is that it has two blades on it's legs that it uses... but it's also quadraped. How is it supposed to use the blades if it stands on four legs all the time? Does it occasionally stand on it's hind legs like a bear? The whole thing feels backwards and I still think it would have been better bipedal.
@@darienb1127i dont understand the issue???? If you saw it in game you'd see that it gets along just fine on four legs. hell I'm even in the 'I like humanoid pokemon' camp and I dont see how it being on 2 legs would solve any logical issue. I agree that samurotts design isnt as good as it could be but it being on 4 legs is the wrong diagnosis
@@itsflappletime my biggest thing has always been Why does it go from an otter to a sea lion?
@@SokuThePunless theres actually a really cool reason! Whilst samurott is still based on an otter (not really a sea otter like its previous evolutions, it's more like a river otter), it's also based on a sea lion because whilst the designers were having trouble thinking of ways to have samurott be more interesting than just a bigger ninja otter standing on two legs, one of the designers saw how strong the sea lions were at an aquarium were and decided to incorporate it into samurotts design. A lot of people seem to think it came out of nowhere when in reality designing a pokemon is a result of many days of brainstorming
Samarott slander will NOT be tolerated
FINALLY SOMEONES WITH ME. HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN THE HISUI FORM ONE 🗣🔥
Edit: should replace the fire emoji with a water one.
YOU ARE SO REAL FOR THIS. I LOVE SAMUROTT. MY FAVORITE POKEMON.
#SAMUROTTDIDNOTHINGWRONG
You don’t understand, we don’t hate samurott
We just are mentally scared to see our little otter becoming a whole other animal
i love my little sammy
Why does the last one feels like you are discribing my manager? 😭😭😭
Do you work for me? Lol
You heard the man R U N
Ask them their favourite Pokémon for science!
Now sk him his favorite pokemon 🗣
@@mirjanbouma i agree
Brionne and Quaxwell's diagnosis dragged me to the back of the store and shot me in the head.
At the very least, you can piece together how I got this way.
I feel attacked on the marshtomp one ☹️
Same 😭😭
No because it's literally me 😭
Excuse me while I apologise to YOU for hurting MY feelings because I love Marshtomp unconditionally and I WILL defend him as much as my fragile self allows it 💀😅😂
Agreed
Same😭
"act wealthy even though their savings is in the triple digits" Bro I WISH.
mines in the triple digits..... the negative digits
THAT IS DEWOTT'S FINAL FORM - NOTHING COMES AFTER NO
Also the call-out with Frogadier and Brionne 😭
I like Brionne and I have a good relationship with both my parents.
Is this…
FORESHADOWING!?!?
good luck soldier
uh oh-
Me too 😔
I think you're evolving.
I'm in the same situation too ☠
You did not insult my Wartortle like that
For possibly the first time in one of these videos, I didn’t feel called out. I love Dewott, but I like Samurott even more.
If there's any Croconaw fans that fit Blake's description in the audience, my DMs are open.
same here
but are they gaping?
@@onlykflowsome people like em tight tho
I love how the Piplup line is just: cute penguin -> Egotistical Douche -> actually just Napolean
I honestly like samurott because it’s like real life you go from adorable baby to semi serious but still fun teen to hardworking and strong adult
I really struggle to believe that there are people out there who’s favorite Pokémon is a mid evolution
Grovyle tho
Quilava and Grovyle would like a word.
I actually prefer the middle stages of most of the starters. I love my little awkward teenagers.
Rhydon is a really good middle form
@@MiriamK-nm8nl rydon was originally the final evolution. Ryperior was introduced in gen 4.
"You smoke the flowers of Cannabis once and suddenly you find yourself writing down Emily Dickinson's grotesque works on Death on the walls of parks. "
I cannot emotionally handle my angry otter slander smh
People really despise Samurott that much?! That's honestly nuts to me I've always loved that thing.
"That thing"! I love that
@@Marlyjade ?
@shadowslime3640 I meant the word choice lol. Sorry I was laughing too hard.
@@Marlyjade ohk noted 🤣
Samurott is cool as fuck how DARE you
No it is not (imo) we could of had cool samurai otter but instead we got that thing
You are objectively wrong Dewott is best Oshawott form :3
It is cool as fuck, but it could've been so so much better :(
It’s cool but the Hisuian form is AMAZING
Preach!
Warturtle Slander is unacceptable
Wartortle slander must be punished.
Agreed!
Apparently i said it too but no one cared.
My wavy turtle is (somewhat) special to me.
He hit all those stereo types for the piplup evolution.
My favorite part is how specific these all are.
Marshtomp one came for my SOUL 🥺💀
(plugs ears to avoid the insult to Wartortle)
That last one is way too accurate 🫣😂
Bro I'm a lesbian 😭
Ok that Marshtomp one was DEEPLY personal
Ummmm. Everything is going to be all right?
Frogadier slander will NOT be tolerated 💀😭
the brionne one is the most accurate and hardest hitting one you've given me lol
I keep getting the himbo ones.
Please tell me he has something nice to say about Dewott 🙏
Edit: But I actually like Samurott D:
he just said you're right :)
He just said that we keep our dewotts unevolved or something like that
That’s kinda true for me
Dawg my saving ain’t even in the double digits 😭
Ooh, please do furret next!! I love this little mans!!
Even though I miss the Lechgang png, I like the cool new design you got!
The marshtomp comment, it tore my soul
Thank you for using a smiley Marshtomp pic my son deserves it
three seconds in and i get accused of peeing in the pool, that’s my favorite kanto mon
"In your mind this is it's final form" Damn, that was too accurate 😂
Oshawott is RIGHT THERE
Grovyle grovyle grovlygrocylegrovylegrovle GROVYLE
I adore croconaw but i am the twinkiest twink that ever watched the earth
Same, but oh to be a himbo. If only ^_^
I’m a super fan 😂
That last one was. Very specific.
The Marshtomp one had to make me think for a moment and realize "Damn, that describes way too much of my childhood and I hate it."
Still my favorite middle-water though.
The Frogadier callout is real
you came out the gate swinging with that wartortle read 💀
he should make a video where he says "hi", pauses for a second, and then says "bye" and that's the end.
This one cut the deepest of all of them so far... My man really swung for the fences with brione
was not expecting the frogadier callout
How do you manage to clock me as alphabet mafia every single time??? 😭😂😭
Frogadier hits harder because a decent meal is 3 digits of my local currency
i am dying on the hill of my starter quaquaval being called "gay duck" since day 1
“Well Frogadier is probably my favourite of the watOH GOD FUCKING DAMNI-“
-Me moments before and during your mentioning of Frogadier, 2024
"In the triple digits"
We got Mr Moneybags somewhere here apparently
The parent thing was so spot on
That last one came from experience.
The way he said sinister, was incredible
i feel called out by the brionne one
I didn't expect to be personally attacked by the Marshtomp one.
Can’t believe you’d say something so harsh… and so true… about us Brionne lovers
Prinplup is just an ang lil man
Croconaw lovers truly are the best kind of man
As a Marshtomp lover, he made me think back to a friend I had who, the last time I saw them I ran up to them and they stuck up the middle finger.
Again, samurott is peak. And i will not hear otherwise
The brionne reading was terrifyingly true
Omg the Brionne one, that was POINTED
Marshtomp is actually one of my favourite Pokemon ever! It's so cute derpy and can do no wrong!
the marshstomp read was fair and hurtful
I feel called out with that Dewott one because I've only recently warmed up to Samurott after years of denying its existence
Me: hehe funny penguin
Him: no friends *vine boom* no social life *vine boom*
"I'm not doing all of these"
-Blake Jennings, 2023
I paused and took a minute to think of my favorite water starter middle form, settled on croconaw, and then immediately unpaused to get called a himbo
DEWOTT WAS SO RIGHT FOR ME LMAOO
I love the whole Oshawott line though😭
That Brionne one was a bullseye god damn
Can't wait to see Hero mentioned in one of these.
I’ve not played Pokémon in ages since I don’t really use my DS often but while I was playing I used my pipplup as my main. He was called Elsa and I adored him.
That last one was based on personal experience omg 😂
^homophope and discrimination against disabilities.
Croconaw is my child. I adore the Totodile line.
Dewott is baby. Dewott is life. *Dewott is only and forever.*
Okay but I love how he just calls everybody gay at this point
Spot on with Dewott. Though I personally feel it also applies to Frogadier.
THE BRIONNE ONE, YOU DID NOT NEED TO DO ME LIKE THAT
The Oshawott Line is my favorite, so it feels… weird to have the complete incorrect take for all of them. I love my adorable baby, my sweet but trying to be cool and edgy tween, and my Samurai college student.
I was not expecting such vile Samurott slander
That Brionne one hits way to hard rn
The wartortle one was devastating, I think you just pushed me right back into depression
God I wish I was joking
Please, the Caterpie line!
The Brionne one stumped me for a second because I was like “That isn’t true! Me and my mom are besties!” and then I remembered that people have dads… and that my dad 💀 himself 14 years ago 😭
Omg, i felt attacked at Brionne 😢😂😂
I can't decide between marshtomp and dewott. One was nostalgic, the other one was more than enough
"A 5'2 flamboyant man" Lucifer?
Of course I’m friends with people who make fun of me, if they didn’t they probably wouldn’t tolerate me making fun of them
Thanks for the wakeup slap at the marshtomp segment...
Frogadier and it’s entire evolution line is goated, alright? Especially ash-greninja
As a Wartortle and especially Dewott lover I can confirm everything you said about me is true