The Sopranos - Vito becomes a capo
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Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90
Server...? Lol...
It's a glorified meeting of minds.
Again with the Discord server
@@guatquinsyea, again w da discord server so either create a username or get da fuck over it !
I'm waiting in the car on the Discord
Does it have some manicott or do we have to compromise again
You know it wasn't long ago i remember Vito used to wait in line at the bakery, and as far as i'm concerned HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!
based, he was just-
@@Lmgvy fuck "he was just", anybody's GOT A GODDAMNED OPINION!?
lmao the last couple words of Johnny sac's sentences were always in CAPS! 😂
He used to be an entirely different guy named Gino, but that was just a side effect of his medication.
You forget he's a captain
Vito knew how to keep his mouth shut. Unless there’s a security guard around.
Or plate of Johnny Cakes on the table 😂
Or a salami sandwich
Hooo!! That a guys boyfriend you're tawkin about!
It’s not his fault it was his blood pressure medication!
He got a stiff upper lip. Like the British.
Vito shoulda been more like Gino, the strong silent type
He was, wasn’t he?
Plus lots of men like the strong, silent type.
And less like Vince
What about my bread?
Then he wouldn't have needed medication from his doctor,you know,for blood pressure.
Tony: I'm making vito a captain
Philly: of what? The good ship lollipop?
Joel Schwab over here
Paulie: "Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!"
No ones got aids
@@Italian69Boi hahahahahahahahaha
2 miles I walk every morning
"Oh, the Pool cue, my arch nemesis"
Was it chalked?...the pool cue.
“I’m starting to grow cue sticks out my ass”
@@JimmyDoresHairDyenow there's an image...
He’ll feel that one in the morning
😂
Vito:Gravy is good tonight
Tony:You oughta know sweety
:D
Firts you give him the neckless, then you end up meeting johnny cakes in the Middle of wherever the fk.
You gonna feed his kids gravy? Huh? When he's gone?
😂💀
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"What's so funny ya fuckin' parade float?"
"Whooooa, I let you go first at the bakery, you don't talk to me like that!"
Plus he never got his Neapolitan loaves!
HBO: My copyright lawyer is over there. Borko: What's that supposed to mean? HBO: He's just there, that's all.
HBO: You'll get a note from the doctor you don't like to violate copyright??
15/10
😂😂😂😂
I think it means HBO was trying to sandbag Borko
@@stanilereev9138in Addition to being Dangerous. Borko Channel could have an adverse impact on HBO Bottomline.
When Vito was made a captain, he was promoted from pitcher to catcher.
Promoted to the state puff marshmallow man
It was his blood pressure medication he can a note from his doctor
True junior varsity athlete
Promoted to the good ship Lollipop
Well even so, we can’t have him in our social club anymore, that much I do know
When Borko wasn't uploading, Cineranter was callin' me all da time
THIS close..
Then you've got a problem, cuz the upload time isn't that long!
I thought you had a note from the Dr.
@@ReadMyDiscription.223A note saying you don’t like to watch Cineranter?
Well, you oughtta know, sweetie.
Vito got a note from his doctor that said he could be a captain.
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@@TheRealTurkFebruaryRAMOOOONE!
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The same doc who prescribed those blood pressure meds?
From 6:22 Vito unleashes a tour de force of protocol/etiquette, absolute masterclass. Warm and convivial, no wasted words, even complimented the gravy. Tremendous
Walt Whitman over here!
He's right. Vito handled Chrissy with humility.
LOL @ "warm and convivial". Too bad he let that go to his head and started serving baguette from the bread museum.
He can read a room but not build a barn.
That was actually a nice scene.
You threw blood pressure medication at Vito, that has to be resolved…
LMFAO!!!!!!
But u might have a prolapse...
He was having a heart attack which was wrong
You get a paaashhh foah dat
Water over the dam, huh?
Vito he’s a rising star… the come from behind kind of guy.
Oh something was rising alright
@@tagekoolander catching not pitching
AIDS?
@@deontaywallaceescalade nobody’s got aids! I don’t ever wanna hear that word here again.
A real unión greaser
The appraiser doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete .
Let's just say Vito was on a real "Manhunt"
He wasn't a made guy, there was nuttin' he could do about it.
Real greaseball shit.
He should've been loyle to his capo.
Yawn.
Just kept getting his ass whooped
Borko, this is unacceptable wait until Phil sees it.
Till he sees your coach turn into a pumpkin? Heh
The way they do it it's all fucked up. There's no sorting gun on the video, guys don't get pricked by a pool cue, it isn't even chalked.
He didn't do 20 years in the can for this.
Relax . Borko kicks up 20% to Tony .
Take it easy we're just shittin the shoot.
Sil knows it was Tony that killed Ralph the second Tony says that terrible lie but knows he can’t do or say anything about it.
Everyone knew it
@@paulevans6066I don’t think Paulie knew lol but…he’s not the brightest
Albert Barese knew as well, but I forgot if the dinner scene with him, Sil, and Patsy was before or after Tony told them all that lie about what he thought had happened
@@br3akstuff there's a scene where he's talking to Sil saying "still no sign of Ralph" smiling with Sil silent, showing that both knows what happened without saying it.
@@MilanVoorhees pretty sure it was before
I like how Vito approached Chrissy at the restaurant and they made peace, very allegorical.
Stagmire…complete debicle
@@pfcwar5150 He likes to talk the talk, walk the walk. A bit of a poseur if you ask me. .
If you think about it, it’s a play on how hypocritical the mob is, even though it should be Chris who should be apologizing to Vito, instead its the other way around.
Very funny. I laughed out loud
I am reminded of Louis’s finance minister
The something
Vito talking to security, “I remember when you used to wait in the car” ..
Vito’s promotion comes with high blood pressure meds and soft drinks of choice
And a union to grease.
Just hot water with lemon, hun.
He loves an ice cold coke after a hard das work in the construction site.
you don't ever disrespect the parade float !!
No veal parm sandwitch?
“There’s uh a guy cleaning his windshield. Some birds up ahead flying..” hard to believe Vito became Tony’s best earner lol
Don’t forget about the weeds across the street
Think I see a squirrel ova there to
"He's a come-from-behind kind of guy"
0:27 the cut to Paulie and his expression, when Carlo brings up the joke about Ginny 😂
First Vito became a captain, then he got bumped up to parade float on the good ship lollipop.
This
Vito was rewarded for keeping his mouth shut....unless there's a salami sandwich around
Or a security guard
Or Johnny Cakes
A little levity huh
It was the blood pressure medication
Veal parm
"Pimps beep" -Livia
Someone's gonna wash the gonna have to wash your mouth with soap some day you hear me young lady
"Vito's passing, and all that that entrails." (Tony)
Whatever happened there?
@@SirDistic “Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there?”
“Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?!”
@@Djm8520 What happened was his bottom was impacted. Side note: I remember Tony saying that, but I don't remember what episode that was. Was it when Vito Jr. took a shit in the shower in gym class?
@@ascendant95 Yes. ‘Chasing It.’ S7 E4. It’s ranks as my 3rd least favorite episode.
A classic malpropanism if there ever was one😂
I’m surprised the ground didn’t shake when Vito was chasing after that appraiser
😂😂😂😂
Any ants in the area certainly thought the world was ending
Are you kidding? Vito's a frigging ninja. Remember how he just sneaked up behind Jackie Jr. and capped him?
The comments are good tonite.
Vito: the cock as well!
😂
The way he says fuckin’ disgusting. Great delivery
yeah I thought so too lmao
Borko: "It was the uploads, they fvcked with my head. I can get a letter from my Doctor."
HBO: "you're gonna get a letter from you Doctor saying you don't like to upload Soprano clips?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe you should start uploading Sopranos clips instead of watching TV Land or whatever the fuck, because Borko was bringing in twice the views as you!
Vito: What's a guy gotta do to get made capo?
Tony : You just did
Vito? What da fuck? You're a fucking captain?
I was here.
If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should've done so quietly.
Shaggy should've kept his mouth shut
>>Shaggy should've kept his mouth shut
You mean Vito should have kept his mouth shut
He did, didn't he?
Vito should have idolized gary cooper, the strong and silent type
@@diamondjoe90 Haha i saw that coming.
It’s an honor to be joined by man…
Take it easy...................you know the gravy makes you emotional. You're outta the can now you can eat like this whenever you want.
Well, you oughta know sweety
When he was telling about how he organized Little Carmine's bachelor party, my estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just fucking sky rocketed.
😂😂
Disgusting
Chris: "I asked him a f*cking question"
Vito: "What're ya breakin' my balls for?"
Chris: "I want a f*cking answer, what's so f*cking hilarious, you f*cking captain?!"
Vito: "Ho! I'm a f*cking Parade Float now! You don't talk to me like that!"
That's good 😅
brain rot
@@frwystr It is brain rot but still made me laugh
What do you get when you cross a youtube uploader with a jet airplane? A Borko 747.
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@@sanepillow59 I knew THAT was coming.
''Let me appraise you this' is an underrated line
So good 😂😂😂
Look HBO doesn't want to start their own upload operation... they want in on Borko's Vito uploads. It's a come from behind strategy.
😂😂😂
What if Borko has been HBO this entire time 😩
@@j.elizabeth4621 you're more creative than Spielberg
@@j.elizabeth4621 Nobody here is from HBO. And I don't want to hear that name again !
Vito, big salami sandwich Tycoon!
The capo of johnny cakes.
Vito running whatever happened there.
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE???!!!!
used to be some hoofer poor thing
He never got to explain what the “joke” was. When he was in the leather party
😂😂😂😂
He was just there
Gravy's good tonight.
The pool cue, whatever happened there…
What happened there! The pool cue found a moist ,smelly, muddy cavern and jumped up and down in it real fast like. That is what happened there!
He died the way he lived...
Gravy's good tonight, Borko
Good to see you posting Bork.... the gravy is good this Thursday afternoon.
That Vito "waddle" is hilarious! 😂😂😂
Borko’s braciole isn’t that long
You oughta know schweetie
Even Tony knew that joke he told was wack.
I mean obviously lol. he was just testing what carmella told him and he already knew.
and he would have been pissed if one of those guys wasn't laughing or just slightly chuckled.@@stevenrivers8386
Yet later on he uses the fact that Feech didn’t laugh at the joke against him. Classic narcisissm.
@@gyronutz3043 he wasn't offended that Feech didn't laugh because of narcissism. He was scared, Feech couldn't be controlled.
He intentionally told a bad joke to test if he actually had friends or if everyone was just scared of him like carmella said
Vito: "Gravy's good tonight."
Artie: "Oh thank you. It's just brown and water."
Nooo Borko, i'm only the appraiser!
OUCH!
I like how Joey Peeps and his accomplice barely rough the guy up because they know he's weak and scared. He's almost laughing because of how little he has to do. They're showing compassion to the Pollak appraiser lol.
😂😂😂😂
He should have put on his motorcycle outfit right there. Boom!
Borko, I think I know what happened to PureKino… and if I’m right he ain’t coming back.
The thumbnail 😂 This borko is more creative than fkn Spielberg
Tony is already big enough compared to the rest of the table, then Vito comes behind him and makes him look tiny in comparison. Literally before and way before
Set him up with blood pressure medications of choice!
😂😂
You forgot the scenes where he’s greasin’ the unions!!!
He was catching, not pitching.
Thought I'd make a little dinner
like we do back home.
We got pasta badan...
macaroni
and potatoes...
real peasant food.
We got
a little salad.
Then pork chops
and vinegar peppers.
Hey, you gotta wait for that....
@cletus2941 I can't believe this.
Is this what you're doing all day?
I knew there was a reason you wouldn't
let me read the galleys of your book.
Better than Grilled Chesse on a radiator
He was catching, not pitching! 😂😂
2:01 Vito has the enthusiasm of a Varsity Athlete
That's how he hurt his hips.
The "boring 747" joke is the most significant quip in the series
It's unreal how Cwistafa lasted as long as he did. Total fuck up that Tony constantly had to pick up after 😂
Now Tony has to do something NICE for John, like what? WTF is he supposed to do?
@@molasorrosalom4846
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For all Vito's hard work greasing the union, he was ready for a bigger seat. Even though he could get a doctor's note, once Phil became a house, he just couldn't hear Tony on it. Things got better after Philly came outta the closet for Vito.
How can Uncle Philly be homophobic when he turned into a house? Checkmate.
Ohhhhh! This Mom4Cubs is more creative than Spielberg.
Johnnycakes' seat wasn't big enough?
The chair at the Crazy Horse..whateva happened there
@@blahblahmeowchow6383 I guess not. Johnny Cakes wasn't the "before" or "way before."
Also, his son wasn't a Puerto Rican hoor.
Again I think Sil saw through Tony's BS and knew he whacked Ralphie. 0:42
He most likely did. Albert Barese also immediately assumes Tony did it at the dinner scene
Yeah I think everybody did. Ralphie and Tony’s beef was common knowledge even before the horse thing. Whatever happened there.
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE???!!!!
@@molasorrosalom4846 take it easy, we're not making a western here
@@greywakezAlbert was smarter than he looked. Smarter than he looked.
Borko, I threw a like at you, that has to be resolved.
Chrissy: So what do you want from me?
Tony: Head down to Welsh Farms and get me a triple blueberry sundae.
I'm dying here with too much laughter to respond with a quote!!!
It's crazy that he regressed to being a teenager when he was separated from Carmella.
Vito was a come-from-behind kind of guy.
Sil flipping off Eugene at 1:50 kills me lol
Borko? I loved him like a bruddah-in-law......
Tony: “You threw food at Vito.”
HE WAS LAUGHING!!!
Tony’s a real leader. Able to share precious insight for his glorified crew. Without him, they would’ve never known New York took out Ralph.
Food being thrown at Vito is a problem that should honestly resolve itself….
The idea Vito was close to getting in there with Adriana. lol
that was his extended cousin too smh
YOU THREW FOOD AT A PARADE FLOAT! THATS GOTTA BE RESOLVED 😂😂😂
"You threw food at Vito, that needs to be resolved"
"How bout I take him to a buffet"
The guys laughing in slow motion is very Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
2:02 So THAT'S what caused that tsunami in 2004.
Ya'know... Quasimodo predicted all of this.
They make anyone and everybody in. JERSERY!
Borko made me subscribe to HBO today and rewatch this pile of gold after well over a decade.
I knew that was coming
"You threw food at Vito that's gotta be resolved" something you'd never hear on viva la bam
"Before and way before..."
Vito was always a come from behind type of guy.
2:03 Vito runs better that me
Why is that shot of Vito running making me laugh so hard
If you want a good laugh watch the scene where he whacks the Aprile kid. Watch him try to get in the getaway car.
You should play skynard, borko
"Captain? Of the good ship Lollipop right?"
“We’re talking about New York here”
Haha Paulie always has the most valuable contributions.
BORKO CAKES ♥️ GINO
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"Go back inaide,get your appraisal shit,and start appraising"
That is the opening sentence of the textbook for Appraising 101 class
Just like at slip and fall school.
You threw food Vito that has to be resolved... he was f*&^% laughing which was wrong..lol
Very impactful upload.
I'm only the appraiser!
If I wanted to worry about HBO,I would move to fucking New York
Eh, you couldn't afford it anyway.
You threw soft drinks of choice at Vito, that's gotta be resolved.
Capo? Of the good ship lollipop right?
Aids!?
Nobody's got AIDS! ...and I don't wanna here dat word in this comment section ever again!
Fuckin’ nauseating
6:27 “The gravy’s good tonight “
Surgeon was smart; he realized exactly who he was dealing with and refused blood money.