SEC Shorts - The only way to raise a future Carolina Gamecock

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2023
  • It ain't easy to raise a child to cheer for your team, but when it comes to South Carolina fans, it's even harder this season after some tough losses. One soon-to-be Gamecock dad has decided to decorate his baby nursery with some very, unique, South Carolina items.
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  • @laurelhill3505
    @laurelhill3505 7 месяцев назад +1069

    The dedication of the cast! Imagine getting pregnant on such short notice to make the SEC Shorts deadline! KUDOS!

    • @FreeAmerican-mm2my
      @FreeAmerican-mm2my 7 месяцев назад +99

      Georgia is the baby's daddy.

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 7 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@FreeAmerican-mm2mydoes that mean it'll be born with a rap sheet pre filled out?

    • @Tomahawk_choppa
      @Tomahawk_choppa 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@gilbert8162it’ll definitely come out with a suspended license

    • @katcraig7525
      @katcraig7525 7 месяцев назад +30

      She definitely committed to the role. 😂😂

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 7 месяцев назад +30

      I wonder if the kid will become a Clemson fan to avoid this

  • @ill_will23
    @ill_will23 7 месяцев назад +724

    “Wasting a perfectly good rattler seems to be our MO this season”💀😂😂😂

    • @WillPrice19
      @WillPrice19 7 месяцев назад +24

      As a razorback fan, I feel that with KJ

    • @foxmoontp
      @foxmoontp 7 месяцев назад +4

      Gold

    • @The0Kiyubii0Kid
      @The0Kiyubii0Kid 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@WillPrice19It's painful watching KJ try and carry that team and they just drag him down to the pits of Tartarus.

    • @hiiipowerbass2337
      @hiiipowerbass2337 7 месяцев назад +11

      You can't convince me this entire skit was written based solely on the premise of that joke

    • @joshparnell7755
      @joshparnell7755 7 месяцев назад +1

      That line killed me.😂

  • @mas2723
    @mas2723 7 месяцев назад +981

    Unexpected SEC Shorts are the best SEC shorts

    • @berlyn3014
      @berlyn3014 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yes!

    • @TowerGod
      @TowerGod 7 месяцев назад +10

      If there would have been a broken foot in there I would give it an A but I give it a c-minus

    • @frankwalsh1916
      @frankwalsh1916 7 месяцев назад +20

      My favorite one this season is still the minstrels singing to Texas A&M, I've seen it ten times and I still laugh.

    • @Ogga137
      @Ogga137 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@frankwalsh1916I don’t think any from this season will top that.

    • @JBB685
      @JBB685 7 месяцев назад +3

      Let’s keep this the only comment

  • @racerscottw227
    @racerscottw227 7 месяцев назад +93

    “Why is dad yelling at the TV?” 😂 That needs to be an actual children’s book

  • @asdlkj9911
    @asdlkj9911 7 месяцев назад +194

    As a Carolina fan, that is hysterical. “Wasting a good rattler”….what a line!

  • @karenwinston8911
    @karenwinston8911 7 месяцев назад +162

    That pacifier joke was top notch. 😂

  • @stratbaseballman
    @stratbaseballman 7 месяцев назад +238

    Herbie's roast during the credits is the funniest part. Still a 10/10

    • @Darth1182
      @Darth1182 7 месяцев назад +1

      He’s a tater

    • @Qtoyghs
      @Qtoyghs 7 месяцев назад

      Herbie didn't roast us, that's just what literally all of us say every single week.
      No doubt.
      No doubt.
      No doubt.
      N̴̰̬͎͔̄̉̂̀õ̷͖̠̟̬̌̿ ̵̳͎̮̠̱͎͛͛̀̇̃ḍ̶̩̀͜͝o̸̧̥͙̘͈͊̉u̸̟̝̣̪͙̝̇̈́̈́̃̊͘b̸̪̘̋̐t̷̲͙̹̉.̷̜̠̟͑́́

    • @David-ql1hd
      @David-ql1hd 7 месяцев назад +4

      As a Mizzou fan, I sure hope not.

    • @gaiterat6187
      @gaiterat6187 7 месяцев назад

      Good to see Herbstreit isn't still crying about all the evil white people stealing Jordans from black kids lmao what a douche

    • @darrenarterbury7092
      @darrenarterbury7092 7 месяцев назад

      What a sellout. Just glad he wasn't crying over anything.

  • @ryandickerson6395
    @ryandickerson6395 7 месяцев назад +60

    I did not wake up this morning as a Carolina fan named Ryan expecting to be personally attacked by SEC Shorts

  • @RickityRaccoon
    @RickityRaccoon 7 месяцев назад +294

    As a lifelong gamecock fan, I can tell you this is how my kids rooms are setup now

  • @Kenrico13
    @Kenrico13 7 месяцев назад +56

    "What better way to learn how to suck!!" Omg that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @Lux_Aeternae
    @Lux_Aeternae 7 месяцев назад +137

    The self restraint to not mention anything about Beamer's broken foot is incredible

    • @cgates2
      @cgates2 7 месяцев назад +3

      There aren’t any “timely” jokes about specific recent events, so I’m guessing they spread out the production of this one.

    • @macncheeseb908
      @macncheeseb908 7 месяцев назад +10

      No, it's timely. The line about 10 points ahead with only 5 minutes left was a direct comment on the gator game where SC blew that 10 point lead.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 7 месяцев назад +3

      They probably had already shot it before that story broke. It would have been easy to have the dad walk around in a boot.

  • @coachglenndavis
    @coachglenndavis 7 месяцев назад +148

    Gotta give kudos to S Carolina fans. Always faithful, always passionate, and never have to deal with trauma during bowl selection and the playoffs.

    • @blake7871
      @blake7871 7 месяцев назад +18

      Speaking as a South Carolina fan, we'd love to experience that trauma at least once.

    • @brodyfowler5397
      @brodyfowler5397 7 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @igoski1582
      @igoski1582 7 месяцев назад

      You write for SEC Shorts often?

    • @Ferrari-sw7nl
      @Ferrari-sw7nl 7 месяцев назад +3

      The only trauma is wondering if we have to drive to Birmingham or Shreveport.

  • @manwhosayf
    @manwhosayf 7 месяцев назад +12

    "Why is Dad yelling at the TV"🤣

  • @TVsGringoStarr
    @TVsGringoStarr 7 месяцев назад +94

    I really do think you guys should make and sell copies of "Why is daddy yelling at the TV". You could do one for pretty much any school. I bet you could sell tons. I'd buy one.

    • @Whiskybuckeye
      @Whiskybuckeye 7 месяцев назад +5

      I'm a Buckeye. I need this book!

    • @jimrains1932
      @jimrains1932 7 месяцев назад +6

      Sooner fan. Ditto.

    • @stevenroetzel4470
      @stevenroetzel4470 7 месяцев назад +1

      Change it to Nana and I will have to buy 7 copies for my sister's grands
      Signed Arkansas

    • @daniellooney8878
      @daniellooney8878 7 месяцев назад +1

      As the futurama meme with Fry. Shut up and take my money! If done for every school that is a multi million dollar idea.

    • @alfhokie
      @alfhokie 7 месяцев назад +4

      Chapter 2 - "You realize they can't hear you, right?" I get that comment all the time

  • @patrickaggie2012
    @patrickaggie2012 7 месяцев назад +67

    What!? 2 shorts in 1 week? This is magic

  • @InAllKindsOfWeather
    @InAllKindsOfWeather 7 месяцев назад +23

    “Wasting a perfectly good Rattler seems to be our MO this season” 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s nice to be the cause of an SEC Shorts skit that trolls another team for once.

  • @saulspeaks2557
    @saulspeaks2557 7 месяцев назад +29

    A midweek SEC Shorts is like finding a box of onion rings in your box of fries ❤

  • @IceWraith101
    @IceWraith101 7 месяцев назад +3

    My name is Ryan and can confirm this is how I was raised.

  • @chrissargent7513
    @chrissargent7513 7 месяцев назад +80

    Wow! Two SEC Shorts in one week? We are blessed.

  • @thewiltotravel
    @thewiltotravel 7 месяцев назад +99

    As a proud member of the ShameCock Nation this really hurt! but man was it extremely accurate 😂😂😂

    • @jackiehead6472
      @jackiehead6472 7 месяцев назад

      But still one of the best and most passionate fan base in college football. Mucho grande respect. Roll Tide

  • @jeronimo7242
    @jeronimo7242 7 месяцев назад +57

    Nailed it!!! The life of a Gamecock fan...50 years of the same old thing.....

    • @paulainsc8212
      @paulainsc8212 7 месяцев назад +1

      Y’all beat us last year so we have have that going on.

  • @Wildcoyote18
    @Wildcoyote18 7 месяцев назад +51

    Pure genius!! All that was missing was a framed picture of Dawn Staley on the nightstand to complete the full ensemble.

  • @Collegesuperpicks
    @Collegesuperpicks 7 месяцев назад +6

    "we're wasting a perfectly good rattler already"😂😂😂

  • @brandonjones557
    @brandonjones557 7 месяцев назад +2

    Plot twist the baby comes out wearing orange and has a birthmark of a tiger paw. She has some explaining to do.

  • @jacobwatson1406
    @jacobwatson1406 7 месяцев назад +2

    They took break a leg too seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelhoglen5132
    @michaelhoglen5132 7 месяцев назад +2

    The Rattler portion was unexpected. Great writing.

  • @huntereitel8305
    @huntereitel8305 7 месяцев назад +25

    A Thursday SEC Short? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @animal7342
    @animal7342 7 месяцев назад +6

    "Why is Dad Yelling at the TV?" Classic. Still cleaning coffee off my computer.

  • @jeffreyallen2778
    @jeffreyallen2778 7 месяцев назад +2

    As a lifelong Gamecock fan, this has me rolling. Why is dad yelling at the TV? I sent it to my brother, who is a clemson fan. I figure he could use a little pick me up this season.

  • @shaneomack5018
    @shaneomack5018 7 месяцев назад +4

    All this skit needed was a bit of “hope”

    • @joeshahid252
      @joeshahid252 7 месяцев назад

      No Hope for my Gamecocks. Maybe at some point in my lifetime....

    • @chrismalaney6620
      @chrismalaney6620 7 месяцев назад

      She's buried in the crawlspace.

  • @TheRayfield77
    @TheRayfield77 7 месяцев назад +16

    Congrats on the bonus SEC shorts Gamecock fans!

    • @nickwarren5711
      @nickwarren5711 7 месяцев назад +7

      Most exciting part of our year so far

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's our only win this week

  • @georgiapeach3109
    @georgiapeach3109 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Spurs up, expectations low" 🤣💀

  • @ld71sc2
    @ld71sc2 7 месяцев назад +29

    As a South Carolina fan nothing has ever felt so right and so wrong.

  • @USClight
    @USClight 7 месяцев назад +13

    Well done! And as much as it hurts, I was prepared for it.

  • @thatgingermatt
    @thatgingermatt 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a Carolina fan, would’ve love to have that book growing up

  • @concankid4202
    @concankid4202 7 месяцев назад +3

    Could do this same skit for the Aggies, well except for "wasting a perfectly good rattler", that was priceless.

    • @alexwinslow5
      @alexwinslow5 7 месяцев назад +2

      When the Aggies play the Gamecocks 10/28, incredibly one team will come away with the W

    • @concankid4202
      @concankid4202 7 месяцев назад

      @@alexwinslow5 Hahah ! Yep.

  • @wpierce34004ever
    @wpierce34004ever 7 месяцев назад +2

    DANG y'all are merciless

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle 7 месяцев назад +5

    Imagine being the fan of a singled out team gifted with a bonus SEC short. You'd feel so lucky, and yet, so... unlucky 😂

  • @grantelijah2965
    @grantelijah2965 7 месяцев назад +1

    did not expect herbie to also roast us 😭

  • @ThatSoccerDad
    @ThatSoccerDad 7 месяцев назад +11

    The pacifier defensive plays “ what better way to learn how to suck”, had me rolling 😂

  • @AAblade7
    @AAblade7 7 месяцев назад +1

    Who ever decided to put the Habenera from Carmen as the background music really gets it. Aces all around to the crew.

  • @roryh2241
    @roryh2241 7 месяцев назад +31

    Midweek short??? Please keep these coming!!

  • @jonleggett1543
    @jonleggett1543 7 месяцев назад +7

    2 SEC shorts in one week. It's a mid-season miracle.

  • @taylornox3860
    @taylornox3860 7 месяцев назад +23

    Mid week SEC shorts episode and I'm here for it!

  • @BeyondThisExistance
    @BeyondThisExistance 7 месяцев назад

    The "Only Bowl I'll be Sniffing" shirt was hysterical...

  • @whawkins128h
    @whawkins128h 7 месяцев назад +2

    Golden opportunity missed by not having him kick the corner of the crib and break his foot.

  • @anonymouscontributor1520
    @anonymouscontributor1520 7 месяцев назад +43

    This has been a good week for me so far, and having 2 SEC Shorts in 1 week just made it better!

  • @asterik917
    @asterik917 7 месяцев назад +12

    God has surely smiled upon us, an unexpected SEC Shorts video. And good lord what a banger 🤣

  • @TouchdownTV
    @TouchdownTV 7 месяцев назад +13

    As a South Carolina fan, I knew it was coming😭

  • @FreeAmerican-mm2my
    @FreeAmerican-mm2my 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Making Clemson look great since ... well a long time.'

  • @joshuanorris1915
    @joshuanorris1915 7 месяцев назад +1

    I seriously expected Sandstorm to be playing on the headphones.

  • @thelastjohnwayne
    @thelastjohnwayne 7 месяцев назад +2

    HIP HIP HOORAY Oh Boy 2 SEC Shorts in one week it must be Christmas

  • @keithmelluso8902
    @keithmelluso8902 7 месяцев назад +82

    I love this, I went to FSU, and I love SEC shorts. The best part is my daughter is at USC right now, so I'm definitely sending her this 😂😅😂😅

    • @Mjwjr1992
      @Mjwjr1992 7 месяцев назад +9

      Go Noles! Maybe one day we can escape the ACC and be a part of SEC Shorts!

    • @graintrain1284
      @graintrain1284 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@Mjwjr1992 I'm an LSU fan, but imo the Noles are a great fit for the SEC.

    • @jdillard343434
      @jdillard343434 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@graintrain1284 you don't know all you know is corndogs hiring mediocre coaches paying them elite pay😅

    • @loyevangelists
      @loyevangelists 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@graintrain1284 Jayden Daniels can't do nothin about that defense

    • @graintrain1284
      @graintrain1284 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@loyevangelists Lmao

  • @BeeHus2256
    @BeeHus2256 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Wasting a perfectly good Rattler seems to be our MO this season."
    All I can say is... Go VOLS. 😁

  • @seanking5444
    @seanking5444 7 месяцев назад +1

    At 2:00, during the crying and booing, the closed caption displays [Applause]

  • @dembuckeyes
    @dembuckeyes 7 месяцев назад +10

    Two in week!!!!!!!

  • @amysmithssportsandmakeup1397
    @amysmithssportsandmakeup1397 7 месяцев назад +5

    Why is dad yelling at the tv? LMAO! As a uga fan with my dad yelling at the tv from 1981-2017 I needed that book; along with why dad is stacking his beer cans.

  • @tryscay149
    @tryscay149 7 месяцев назад +6

    That was AWESOME! You know you're living right when a bonus SEC Shorts pops up! Go Dawgs!

  • @ayushsinha7300
    @ayushsinha7300 7 месяцев назад +22

    They need to make these for every team!

    • @Pondy33
      @Pondy33 7 месяцев назад

      Would be a very similar video for us Tennessee fans

  • @josephwelch6711
    @josephwelch6711 7 месяцев назад +2

    "The perfect way to learn how to suck" had me rolling. bravo.

  • @gunnerjensen5998
    @gunnerjensen5998 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was thinking this could've been a near exact copy for AR.

  • @joefla2507
    @joefla2507 7 месяцев назад +3

    Started off nice and sweet and then bam!! The jokes come rolling in like a boulder down a mountain 🤣.

  • @Wordalot
    @Wordalot 7 месяцев назад +1

    Please do the exact same skit but with Texas A&M shirts and swag. We're there too.

  • @bigdawg30
    @bigdawg30 7 месяцев назад +1

    Lamecocks...always good for a laugh...surprised they didn't find a way to bring in coach Beamers broken foot...😂

  • @JeffGoldblumsChest
    @JeffGoldblumsChest 7 месяцев назад +12

    Random mid-week SEC Shorts videos are the best kind of surprise.

  • @sandlapper9714
    @sandlapper9714 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a Gamecock I approve this. 😂 Well done Y’all. Well done!

  • @Razorbacks1
    @Razorbacks1 7 месяцев назад

    If the Hogs lose to Mississippi State you need to re-run the It’s a Wonderful Life Razorback SEC Short. It was the very best EVER!

  • @kelvinphillips3528
    @kelvinphillips3528 7 месяцев назад +2

    The writing of these shorts are EXCEPTIONAL!!!!

  • @benjaminguzman3428
    @benjaminguzman3428 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm soo impressed that they got custom baby clothing!

  • @mikebridges20
    @mikebridges20 7 месяцев назад +3

    That's awesome. You could come up with that skit for EVERY team (still looking at you Georgia!) in the SEC this year.

  • @jameskeith9311
    @jameskeith9311 7 месяцев назад

    And I drink with this guy every Tuesday. SMDH

  • @charliecrowe6606
    @charliecrowe6606 7 месяцев назад +1

    "What better way to learn how to suck" killed me.

  • @fcmas
    @fcmas 7 месяцев назад +1

    The Women's Basketball countdown 😂😂

  • @mathompson53187
    @mathompson53187 7 месяцев назад +2

    South Carolina fandom for the Halloween/horror theme should become a SEC Shorts tradition, maybe a little Arkansas thrown in as well.

  • @mkcl9073
    @mkcl9073 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’m dying laughing, miss Cola! Stay strong Gamecocks!!

  • @whodat4lyfekris
    @whodat4lyfekris 7 месяцев назад +1

    The USC Gamecock Roach Jokes are just relentless 😬

  • @Ogga137
    @Ogga137 7 месяцев назад +2

    Thursday short? AWESOME!

  • @jackdreas4415
    @jackdreas4415 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cheer up South Carolina fans you'll always have the 1984 season to remember.

    • @gnvnew4170
      @gnvnew4170 7 месяцев назад +1

      I went to the Florida Game 😭😭😭

  • @Jo-oc8sc
    @Jo-oc8sc 6 месяцев назад

    As a Hoosier, that reminds me of my childhood 😢 🤣 ❤️.

  • @Insaneman22
    @Insaneman22 7 месяцев назад +18

    SEC shorts always nails it.

  • @PatsyHarris-rn4xk
    @PatsyHarris-rn4xk 7 месяцев назад +3

    The way he says might is so funny he’s like “might” be better 😂

  • @treybliss6473
    @treybliss6473 7 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly, you guys should print that Yell at the TV book for basically every school and sell it......Fortune.

  • @Foosballfan44
    @Foosballfan44 7 месяцев назад

    Carolina Jackpot needed a room like this as a baby. 😂😂

  • @sykojello
    @sykojello 7 месяцев назад +1

    I feel personally attacked.

  • @maryjane222
    @maryjane222 7 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks kirk

  • @linuxsurfer2002
    @linuxsurfer2002 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a Gamecock fan, this hurts and is accurate. Well done, SEC Shorts!

  • @noahpagel2823
    @noahpagel2823 7 месяцев назад

    Ok seriously it’s a different Kirk line every time and it’s hilarious 😂

  • @hoofhearted1833
    @hoofhearted1833 7 месяцев назад +1

    CHOMP CHOMP little baby!!!

  • @AllAboutSportsjes
    @AllAboutSportsjes 6 месяцев назад

    As a Carolina fan, this is how I’m gonna raise my future children

  • @bigdaddygeorgel
    @bigdaddygeorgel 7 месяцев назад

    Those headphones not blasting Sandstorm and the sound of a chicken being violated was a major letdown

  • @imhooks
    @imhooks 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love midweek SEC short drops!

  • @hannahskipper2764
    @hannahskipper2764 7 месяцев назад +13

    A twofer week! You guys are awesome! And, as a Florida fan, this was literally therapeutic.

  • @NissaMaezHartman
    @NissaMaezHartman 7 месяцев назад +1

    That book... Hit hard. Lol "Why is mommy yelling at the TV?" ( Gotta have a femme version). Geaux Tigers! Nothing like the SEC, baby!

  • @chance5415
    @chance5415 7 месяцев назад +5

    This one hits right in the heart 😪😪

  • @piratescove4
    @piratescove4 7 месяцев назад

    Kirk said "Next week, might be better."

  • @surferzapper20
    @surferzapper20 7 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like this entire short was built off that "perfectly good Rattler" line. This is almost as painfully accurate as that 2020 Halloween short.

  • @lewislambert4590
    @lewislambert4590 7 месяцев назад

    Halfway thru and I'm thinking this is the perfect Texas A&M SEC short.....

  • @jennpittman8299
    @jennpittman8299 7 месяцев назад +3

    Clemson’s Tigernet is going to have a field day with this one! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TowerGod
    @TowerGod 7 месяцев назад +2

    I call bulshit he didn't even break a foot😂

  • @raziwellabdulrahman2362
    @raziwellabdulrahman2362 7 месяцев назад +1

    My heart cannot handle TWO Shorts in the same week!