I've never seen a game put more effort into the language select screen than anything else. Surely it deserves more recognition just for that alone. No other game has ever done that. A bio of the nation and a rendition of the national anthem belongs in a Civilization title, not a language select screen. If they can put that much effort into something so trivial, why couldn't they have made a real game?
That he's wrong. It's nothing more than an avatar and name. No subscribers near close as his, no verified channel, and not a single video from him, even the RUclips wallpaper on his channel.
To make fan made episodes like I will soon help him continue one of his series he hasn't worked on for a while which I will make it the next generation.
From the people who brought you assassin's creed, far cry, splinter cell, rayman, rainbow six, watch dogs, prince of Persia, the division and ghost recon. brings you top trumps adventures volume 1.
Could be referencing The "Germanic Saxons era" seems fucking odd though considering how damn early that era was! It's like having "English" and showing a Roman Solder worshiping the gods!
@@gracekim1998 from Vikings? All "Normandy format" countries: Germany, France, Ukraine and russia plus UK, and the Baltic states, they were all at some point colonized by vikings and of course their native Scandinavia as well, which is Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Finns don't like Finland being considered Scandinavian but they are, like, stuck between russia and Sweden for most of their existence so yeah... Most northern and some central Europe.
Well that last video stretch was... terrifying. Looks like the game just took an one-way trip (with no stops) to the card graveyard. Haha, it's funny because the game has an undead deck. But yes, you'd be better off buying about four or five set of actual Top Trumps cards than wasting all those Euros on this crappy excuse of a virtual version. And Ubisoft, I only have one thing to ask you; ....... WHY!?
Love the review, but just a point, I've seen a weirder language select screen. I once had a PC game for Asterix the Gaul that I got from a cereal box and the language screen had you pick from an array of pigs that were doing something stereotypical for that country. I'm not joking.
If I was asked to create an “Original” game, allowing me to work with an ACTUAL company to help me, I would do it. And I would do a MUCH BETTER JOB than anyone here. Even if it was a Mario Party inspired game, I, would, still, make it, BETTER! (I feel this is going too far) And yes, if you weren’t asking, I had a Thomas and Friends Top Trumps set, and this PS2 game is worse than the cards. As for your video, definite 10/10! You are a legend!
I'm just impressed by your ability to find this shit. Where does it come from? I had never heard of any of these monstrosities before you brought them to light.
I had the dog and dinosaurs version and One day My dad told me tha he bought me a game with dog's and dinosaurs ..,7 yeard old me though it was gonna be some kind of game where you were free roaming with dinosaurs and dogs..and then i got this..you can't understand how disappointed i was but still had to act happy because I didn't want to make him sad
CreepypastaMaster7 ***** Hm. Well, I looked it up, and there's apparently a Doctor Who-themed Top Trumps game. Wonder if it's a rinse-and-repeat of this?
I played Top Trumps: Bug Edition with my friend literally every chance I got in my 7th Grade Biology Class. The Scorpion is OP as shit, at least in that version.
Happy Thanksgiving, this is the first time I commenting on one of these videos. I've been playing these in the background for mostly stuff (like scratching Lottery tickets). Funny video. :)
To be fair, at least in in Dogs & Dinosaurs you can see the more detailed profiles of cards from the "Trophies" section from main menu, so that part of the game isn't entirely lost...
I appreciate that you talk about ps2 games you could talk about newer games 24/7 and get more views but I really appreciate you talk about old games too
Sunny and warm, Spanish is a popular holiday destination for travellers seeking a warmer Mediterranean climate. Officially known as the "Kingdom of Spain" the country is run by a parliament monarchy and is home to a population of approximately 44 million people.
"The Wolfman is half man half?" is pretty much on a similar caliber as "What color was George Washington's white horse?" in that it gives away the answer within the question; the only way you could get it wrong is if you didn't pay attention to/read the question at hand.
Playing the Top Trumps card game (or whatever other variation of it was made where I live) was kinda fun. At least unless someone used the one card at hand that was basically unbeatable - each variant had at least one of these cards that had such high stats that close to no other card could beat it - then the fun quickly ended. But making a video game out of it?
Whoa, what the fuck? A new Tennings video...only a week after the last one? Is...something wrong? What are you trying to tell us here? Christmas...isn't until December...
I had stacks of these, but swear they weren't top trumps but trump was a word in their name. They all had photos and were of cars, warships and other machines. They always had numerical stats rather than subjective things like these. I also think they were German made for some reason though they were in English.
-*Makes joke about concentration camps*
-*Apologizes for speaking French*
I mean the Frogs are still alive and can be offended...
hey watch your mouth , ou on t'arrache les couilles
@@AD-ge2ro wut
@@pedotrain5214 he's trying is best to enhance communication over RUclips comments section . En vrai tu t'es fais Ken , j'aurai trop pas aimé rayayaye
A Sandwich HHAHAHAHA woo c bin trop hard sa
I got a packet of Borderlands Top Trumps a few years ago. They slap any old license on now, they're the Funko Pops of the card game world!
Ello' ther' larry
I agree with this so much.
hi ...small world
I've never seen a game put more effort into the language select screen than anything else. Surely it deserves more recognition just for that alone. No other game has ever done that. A bio of the nation and a rendition of the national anthem belongs in a Civilization title, not a language select screen. If they can put that much effort into something so trivial, why couldn't they have made a real game?
My bet is a history buff does video game coding on the side.
Remember kids: The Wolfman isn't half wolf, he's actually half biscuit.
Half man, half biscuit is actually a band. Obscure reference.
I lost it at the concentration camp part.
Dyea_B_Tis That's two videos in a row now where I've brought up the holocaust. Not sure what that says about me to be honest...
That it's a perfect example to show the disgrace these games are.
Fuck off, you falser.
That he's wrong. It's nothing more than an avatar and name. No subscribers near close as his, no verified channel, and not a single video from him, even the RUclips wallpaper on his channel.
To make fan made episodes like I will soon help him continue one of his series he hasn't worked on for a while which I will make it the next generation.
Ladies and gentlemen. UBISOFT PUBLISHED THIS!!!
ProtosMerkabah We know. We all....*sniff*....know....*rolls up into a ball and cries*
CreepypastaMaster7 You were surprised?
ProtosMerkabah Not a surprise
oh no we are doomed n shit.
From the people who brought you assassin's creed, far cry, splinter cell, rayman, rainbow six, watch dogs, prince of Persia, the division and ghost recon. brings you top trumps adventures volume 1.
if this had 50+ decks, some good animations with full info cards, this be a gem
Werewolf is half men, Half Wo- BISCUIT!?
i laughed hard at this Part
Reminds me of Pilkington.
+RafaelDB64
Well, I felt like a pineapple on a full moon night.
Raf the Gamer It's the name of a band from the eighties/nineties.
@@tinytinyrumble43 Mr Garibaldi!
Haaa this made me laugh too 😂
"Turty yoro" I love an Irish accent. Great series of videos, thanks!
And now vinyl is a thing again, we can all enjoy hearing Irish folk saying "turty tree an'a turd" again! \o/
Top Trumps 2: Electric Boogaloo
half man-half biscuit is a really obscure reference to a very unknown band. Why the developer felt the need to include this, who knows.
"by some hack publisher"
no, that Ubisoft logo got it right
No one questioning why the German guy is a viking? No? Just me? Okay.
Could be referencing The "Germanic Saxons era" seems fucking odd though considering how damn early that era was!
It's like having "English" and showing a Roman Solder worshiping the gods!
Vikings were Scandinavian , Germany is not Scandinavia !
ucdgn slovenija um so which country is descended from them?😅
2020
@@gracekim1998 from Vikings? All "Normandy format" countries: Germany, France, Ukraine and russia plus UK, and the Baltic states, they were all at some point colonized by vikings and of course their native Scandinavia as well, which is Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Finns don't like Finland being considered Scandinavian but they are, like, stuck between russia and Sweden for most of their existence so yeah... Most northern and some central Europe.
@@KasumiRINA ah ok
SACRA BLEU WATS AL OF THIESE ENGLISH?
Looloopie lol
The Frankenstein’s Monster at 3:05 sounds like Elmer Fudd having a stroke 🤣
You are honestly my favourite youtuber! I don't look forward to anyone else's videos as much as I do yours, keep up the good work mate! :)
This reviews are gold! i spended 2 hours trying to find this channel again!
I remember this game! My brother had a copy of it on the DS and we'd play it through download play
1:04 exactly how I feel everytime the kind of games I do for my channel and when they ask "WHY".
Electric donkey toasters.
music at 0:50, isn''t that the same music at the end of a Markiplier vid?
VO Xivero Yep, Crazy la Paint.
Tennings, I'm honestly impressed with how you just uploaded 2 videos in 2 weeks. This is the most frequently I've ever seen you upload videos!!
Well that last video stretch was... terrifying. Looks like the game just took an one-way trip (with no stops) to the card graveyard. Haha, it's funny because the game has an undead deck.
But yes, you'd be better off buying about four or five set of actual Top Trumps cards than wasting all those Euros on this crappy excuse of a virtual version. And Ubisoft, I only have one thing to ask you;
.......
WHY!?
top trumps volume 4 Trumps & clintons
Sacrebleu! What's all of this english?! (Yes, Tennings, you have a french subscriber ;D )
Love the review, but just a point, I've seen a weirder language select screen. I once had a PC game for Asterix the Gaul that I got from a cereal box and the language screen had you pick from an array of pigs that were doing something stereotypical for that country. I'm not joking.
That’s interesting especially since I love Asterix
The biscuit thing is a reference to Half Man Half Biscuit
If I was asked to create an “Original” game, allowing me to work with an ACTUAL company to help me, I would do it. And I would do a MUCH BETTER JOB than anyone here.
Even if it was a Mario Party inspired game, I, would, still, make it, BETTER!
(I feel this is going too far)
And yes, if you weren’t asking, I had a Thomas and Friends Top Trumps set, and this PS2 game is worse than the cards.
As for your video, definite 10/10!
You are a legend!
I'm just impressed by your ability to find this shit. Where does it come from? I had never heard of any of these monstrosities before you brought them to light.
I had the dog and dinosaurs version and One day My dad told me tha he bought me a game with dog's and dinosaurs ..,7 yeard old me though it was gonna be some kind of game where you were free roaming with dinosaurs and dogs..and then i got this..you can't understand how disappointed i was but still had to act happy because I didn't want to make him sad
So did they only make 2 volumes of these games?
Kitsune Hawk Probably.
CreepypastaMaster7 ***** Hm. Well, I looked it up, and there's apparently a Doctor Who-themed Top Trumps game. Wonder if it's a rinse-and-repeat of this?
+Kitsune Hawk I actually own the Doctor Who Top Trumps game for reasons I can't remember, and yes, it's shit
Woah that didn't take too long. Always glad to have you back.
I died at 1:55 😂😂
3:01 I'm dead...
I played Top Trumps: Bug Edition with my friend literally every chance I got in my 7th Grade Biology Class.
The Scorpion is OP as shit, at least in that version.
Yvon (Yvon Of The Yukon): "Sacre Blue! Tommy, this game is a pile of excrement, yes?"
half man half biscuit is a bandname. quite an obscure but long running british band
Why do so many of these games have creepy CG characters, that look like Grum from Tim and Eric? Nightmare material!
I have never even heard of Top Trumps... I'm guessing it's something that wasn't as popular in America?
Probably
There’s a Doctor Who Top Trumps game on Ps2 as well. Jesus.
Happy Thanksgiving, this is the first time I commenting on one of these videos. I've been playing these in the background for mostly stuff (like scratching Lottery tickets). Funny video. :)
0:28
Wait, aren't Giant Man and Ant-Man the same character?
To be fair, at least in in Dogs & Dinosaurs you can see the more detailed profiles of cards from the "Trophies" section from main menu, so that part of the game isn't entirely lost...
Interesting fact, one of the developers of this game, Aqua Pacific, produced the mini-game portion of Snow White and the Seven Clever boys.
I was srsly laughing out loud because of the french joke! That was an amazing one!
i love these vids tennings
you find the best worst games
and your reviews are detailed are funny
never stop you will get big trust me
That cut to the taunting Frenchman just got you a subscriber
half man half biscuit 4:27 anyone get the ricky gervaise reference? its also a band
4:28 The Wolfman is really a Digestive but he digests you instead of the other way around.
My RUclips feed is giving your old vids loads of views 😂. Glad to find them
We didn't have Top Trumps here in freedom land, we just played it with regular decks of cards like plebeians.
Ah yes that's a classic there. The Wii version has the Dogs and Dinosaurs packs as well, double the value double the fun.
Fantastic stuff, Tennings! Keep it up!
I appreciate that you talk about ps2 games you could talk about newer games 24/7 and get more views but I really appreciate you talk about old games too
Who made this and why?
+Bernard Williams yep
Id like to know the name of that song when he's destroying the game
Dude i love your videos, been watching them since the eddie murphy one. Keep up the good work.
I don't really understand the game but what other stat should the Scorpion have used. They all look worse than it's length
I actually have some old Pokémon Top Trumps lying around somewhere.
29gish I have several Doctor Who ones.
+29gish I have a Simpson one, didn't know they made so many of them!
So is anyone going to mention Crazy La Paint. MARK!! I didn't know you were in this video!
Half Man Half Biscuit is a band, weirdly enough., Probably didnt get the name from this game tho
Half Man Half Biscuit is a funny band
I've never ever heard of top trumps til this video. Is it exclusive to Britain?
Half man half biscuit is a band too BAHAHAH!
I’ve been to the Sphinx in Cairo, and yes, it’s a tourist trap. So that’s the right answer.
Sunny and warm, Spanish is a popular holiday destination for travellers seeking a warmer Mediterranean climate. Officially known as the "Kingdom of Spain" the country is run by a parliament monarchy and is home to a population of approximately 44 million people.
"The Wolfman is half man half?" is pretty much on a similar caliber as "What color was George Washington's white horse?" in that it gives away the answer within the question; the only way you could get it wrong is if you didn't pay attention to/read the question at hand.
The best part is how they just threw a witch in a T pose on the freaking cover
The name alone, Trump, pretty much tells you what you're about to involve yourself in.
I honestly had never heard of Top Trunks until now.
I had the 2nd one.
Never played it once.
nice to see you are bringing out videos more regularly , is this going to be a weekly thing ?
3:00 This Is oddly hilarious
still probably Ubisoft's best game to date, bet the multiplayer isn't complete ass like it is now.
watches this 30 years later when a mint copy of Top Trumps Vol 1 on PS2 is worth $10k
Well 12 was the Scorpion's highest stat so it was your "IA" that missed that one, lol... Good vid though!!
im french canadian and i lost it at the sacrebleu part pretty sure some people in france would say exactly the same thing as tennings at that menu
Half Man half biscuit is a parody band and is actually quite a funny reference tbf
well at least the computer didn't choose height on the scorpion Tennings :)
I died when I saw your character's name. Just seeing it was so hilarious.
when he stabs the chest of the kid I Burt's out laughing!
the scorpion and the quiz part got me so bad
I liked as soon as I heard the concentration camp joke. I even choked on my drink
Cheers
Playing the Top Trumps card game (or whatever other variation of it was made where I live) was kinda fun. At least unless someone used the one card at hand that was basically unbeatable - each variant had at least one of these cards that had such high stats that close to no other card could beat it - then the fun quickly ended. But making a video game out of it?
Whoa, what the fuck? A new Tennings video...only a week after the last one? Is...something wrong? What are you trying to tell us here? Christmas...isn't until December...
Love that your username was Testes! 😂
I was slightly confused as to why my initials were in game. Then I realized you have my last name as well? Thats cool brother lol
Ayy, ya got any of those Top Trumps man?
still waiting for you to play volume 2
We had the same card, but with cars (autóskártya).
1:12 is that child named testes? Welcome to Auschwitz indeed
At 1:10 or so top of load screen says Testes...auh huh huh huh testes.
There's also a Doctor Who version!
You performed the "shitty Gamality"!
WHERE do you find these abominations O_o
Sacrebleu !! This is exactly what I though
God, man, where do you find this junk?! Not that I'm complaining that you do, since you tear it apart so well.
I had stacks of these, but swear they weren't top trumps but trump was a word in their name. They all had photos and were of cars, warships and other machines. They always had numerical stats rather than subjective things like these. I also think they were German made for some reason though they were in English.
There’s a doctor who version of this game...
The game isnt just called top trumps adventures, its called top trumps adventures *vol 1* i think they actually wanted to make *more* of these
A skeleton soldier having a guts and gore of 16? That's some bullshit