Quagmire roasts Brian (open verse challenge)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @carllombard5237
    @carllombard5237 2 года назад +5162

    Seth Macfarlanes voice acting for this scene is honestly on point. The way Quagmire talks genuinely sounds like this is something he's held in for ages and has recited to himself a thousand times

    • @insertname7397
      @insertname7397 2 года назад +149

      Yeah too bad Quagmire's an infinitely worse character

    • @worthyedge9307
      @worthyedge9307 2 года назад +205

      @@insertname7397 true
      This scene would be so much better and so much more justified if quagmire wasn't so much worse at this point of the show

    • @insertname7397
      @insertname7397 2 года назад

      @@worthyedge9307 Yeah it honestly really sucks, and the fact they brought back Cleveland just for Quagmire to punch down towards him in multiple scenes? Like get out of here you complete ass. Unlike his sour relationship with Brian there's literally no reason for him to shit on Cleveland.

    • @A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf
      @A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf 2 года назад +49

      @@worthyedge9307 Facts. Brian is one of the least terrible people, but that doesn’t mean much sadly.

    • @TCBlueFire
      @TCBlueFire 2 года назад +47

      @@insertname7397 i think quag became a better character i think? there was an episode where louis wanted quagmire to hit on her but he didnt because he said "your my bestfriends wife"

  • @min_ny721
    @min_ny721 2 года назад +3446

    "But later never comes" That hit hard for everyone

  • @pitalovr
    @pitalovr 2 года назад +1804

    Quagmire: 😡 😤😡
    The girl in the video: 😃 👍 ✨

    • @t.dominey4150
      @t.dominey4150 2 года назад +54

      Can you blame her? The rhythm of the rant fit the beat shockingly well

    • @Weed69420
      @Weed69420 2 года назад

      And this is why woman live longer than men

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 2 года назад +3

      The emojis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @teddybaker4759
      @teddybaker4759 2 года назад

      🤡

  • @M_Chen333
    @M_Chen333 2 года назад +3280

    Chuck: HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
    Quagmire: YOU DEFECATE ALL OVER HIS YARD
    I'm sensing a pattern here...

    • @thenamesianna
      @thenamesianna 2 года назад +35

      HHQ

    • @AutomatedVoiceResponse
      @AutomatedVoiceResponse 2 года назад +51

      @@thenamesianna hamlin hamlin quagmire

    • @mikeybennett6179
      @mikeybennett6179 2 года назад +32

      Quagcanery

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 2 года назад +17

      Peter: I shoot lightning bolts from my footie pajamas!

    • @thatsruffdog
      @thatsruffdog 2 года назад +5

      You only see a pattern because you associate this meme with Better Call Saul…
      I mean, I’m not gonna deny that it wasn’t the first thing that came to _my_ mind either but there is no real pattern.

  • @RaunienTheFirst
    @RaunienTheFirst 2 года назад +1752

    I love how it just fits

    • @BallyAnims8512
      @BallyAnims8512 2 года назад +6

      same

    • @CostcoComrade
      @CostcoComrade 2 года назад

      is that you Todd?

    • @the_disappointment
      @the_disappointment 2 года назад

      @@CostcoComrade bro this sounds fire on 1.5 speed

    • @dannuggy7592
      @dannuggy7592 2 года назад

      @@the_disappointment in my own personal opinion, looks better at 1.25x but you do you

    • @the_disappointment
      @the_disappointment 2 года назад

      @@dannuggy7592 yeah I just realized, 1.25 sounds better

  • @lambdaweaponscache5394
    @lambdaweaponscache5394 2 года назад +515

    I like to imagine he's talking straight to the girl instead of Brian

    • @Cheese-lf2vn
      @Cheese-lf2vn 2 года назад +43

      It just makes the “defecate all over his lawn” line even better when she just fortnight dances and doesn’t even try to deny her crimes

    • @claymore_900
      @claymore_900 2 года назад +1

      cause the girl is a singer on tiktok? yeah, no

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 2 года назад +1511

    Quagmires roast is 50% valid, 50% pot calling the kettle black.

    • @jimmyc42x
      @jimmyc42x 2 года назад +71

      The waiter always knows to bring Quagmire's date a roofie colada

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 года назад +50

      @@jimmyc42x Yeah especially in newer episodes where he lied to a woman about liking dogs for her affection. Kinda like Brian did for most of his relationships 🤔

    • @donaldbagwell7202
      @donaldbagwell7202 2 года назад +4

      Why it hits so hard

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 2 года назад +117

      Quagmire's overarching point was, "if you're going to do what I do -- date women for their bodies, lie to them for their affection and so on -- at least have the self-awareness, realism and integrity to admit that's what you're doing and own it. All pretending to be "above that" does is make you out to be a deluded hypocrite."
      Quagmire doesn't care about Brian dating "bimbos", he cares that Brian acts like men such as Quagmire are terrible for doing so while doing the same thing. Quagmire isn't a hypocrite because he has remained entirely consistent in his beliefs and conduct, whereas Brian isn't.

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 2 года назад +20

      At least Quagmire admits that's who he is. Brian is just like him but he's too full of himself to admit it

  • @IsraelMania
    @IsraelMania 2 года назад +390

    Quagmire be Spittin’ XD

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 2 года назад +268

    HE DEFECATED ON HIS YARD

    • @jonyahraus4283
      @jonyahraus4283 2 года назад +39

      And he saved him! He shouldn’t have! Took him into his own home!

    • @yael50523
      @yael50523 2 года назад +25

      @@jonyahraus4283 What was he thinking?!

    • @thenamesianna
      @thenamesianna 2 года назад

      @@yael50523 You'll never change , you'll never change ! Ever since you were a puppy always the same !

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 2 года назад +18

      @@yael50523 he'll never change, he'll NEVER change

    • @galdento2808
      @galdento2808 2 года назад

      He's a dog

  • @ethanwinters1469
    @ethanwinters1469 2 года назад +1164

    I love how ironic this speech coming from quagmire is considering he has done far worse than Brian has ever done

    • @Boulderpuncher98
      @Boulderpuncher98 2 года назад +1

      I mean he's addicted to sex, that's pretty much it. At least Quagmire isn't a smug prick who acts like a saint like Brian is.

    • @JTheFool
      @JTheFool 2 года назад +266

      Honestly, I think that's the point, and it kinda adds a layer of depth to the scene in a weird way.

    • @M_Chen333
      @M_Chen333 2 года назад +160

      At least he's honest about it

    • @Itransheartgoyslop
      @Itransheartgoyslop 2 года назад +66

      @@M_Chen333 doesn’t make it better

    • @labcoatgorilla6784
      @labcoatgorilla6784 2 года назад +39

      @@Itransheartgoyslop the only thing stopping Brian from being as much of a dog as Glenn is that he couldn’t be as smug all the time.

  • @Freshy10
    @Freshy10 2 года назад +44

    Quagmire: thoroughly deconstructing Brian's faults and worst attributes
    Girl: vibin

  • @JL-fp1oe
    @JL-fp1oe 2 года назад +130

    Quagmire knows he’s a bad guy and is fine with it while Brian sees nothing wrong with how he acts.

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 2 года назад

      Brian is an asshole, Quagmire is a criminal
      It's not the same
      Quagmire is a serial rapist, adulterer, pedophile, sexual assaulter, kidnaper and human trafficker
      He has no leg to stand on

  • @blakeimortal1084
    @blakeimortal1084 2 года назад +257

    There's something about 0:30 that just hits so good

  • @user-lt5tt6to4c
    @user-lt5tt6to4c 2 года назад +209

    jesus quagmire, no wonder i love you, those bars were hot af

  • @joeymightmakeapodcast7699
    @joeymightmakeapodcast7699 2 года назад +127

    WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE A HAMILTON SONG

    • @Green-mv8ru
      @Green-mv8ru 2 года назад +7

      I thought the same thing lmaoo

    • @fantazemik
      @fantazemik 2 года назад +2

      Speed it to 1.5 then it’s perfect

    • @joeymightmakeapodcast7699
      @joeymightmakeapodcast7699 2 года назад +2

      @@fantazemik 1.25 is even better

    • @Autotrope
      @Autotrope 6 месяцев назад +1

      The timing of quagmire's lines are subtly altered, very well I may add, to conincide with the beat at several key points so it feels like it was spoken to the beat. The fact it's animation means any jump cuts can't be seen (indeed the original animators had to adjust timing just the same to match up with the actors' delivery)

  • @flops0317
    @flops0317 Год назад +6

    Crazy how the sentences line up perfectly with the chord progression and dynamics

  • @apeout6733
    @apeout6733 2 года назад +29

    Why is it so perfect, it’s like she made beat based on quagmire roasting brian

  • @dive.cats-
    @dive.cats- 2 года назад +7

    “you constantly hit on your best friends wife”
    quagmire does the exact same thing

  • @Platformer64
    @Platformer64 2 года назад +15

    0:27 "deep guy" going to the beat was way too satisfying

  • @bigweld1947
    @bigweld1947 2 года назад +76

    this set my pc a lite because of how fire it is

  • @FortunAdlaich
    @FortunAdlaich 2 года назад +155

    One of the family guy clips that doesn’t suck, the show’s kind of a mixed bag imo, sometimes it’s cheap/ filler, sometimes it’s actually genius

  • @unifiedcodetheory8406
    @unifiedcodetheory8406 2 года назад +56

    My man rhymed "comes" with "sponge". Man can't be stopped.

  • @power_houz
    @power_houz 2 года назад +81

    Quagmire knew how to hit the beats against Brian because those were the beats that hit him before he embraced his nature

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 2 года назад +6

    When the chill, lady’s man of Peter’s inner circle is the one to call out your bullshit, you know you’ve got problems.

  • @BigSleepy985
    @BigSleepy985 2 года назад +16

    I like how it’s strangely on beat

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar 2 года назад +41

    *music ends "Thanks for the fucking steak, Brian."

  • @Green-mv8ru
    @Green-mv8ru 2 года назад +10

    I love how it sounds just like something out of hamilton

  • @SkoolConnor
    @SkoolConnor 2 года назад +17

    it actually goes really well with the beat

  • @InsufficientVibes
    @InsufficientVibes 2 года назад +19

    0:21 🔥

  • @esketitesketit1658
    @esketitesketit1658 2 года назад +5

    What’s funny here is that Quagmire is everything he’s calling Brian. He’s only mad because he’s looking into a mirror and realizing how fucked up he is.

  • @junko6883
    @junko6883 2 года назад +6

    this slaps harder than my parents when i’m not paying attention

  • @butter2brodskiy
    @butter2brodskiy 2 года назад +312

    Hamilton fans be like: "YOOOOOOO THIS SHIT'S FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

    • @Kosmid
      @Kosmid 2 года назад +10

      LMFAOOOO

    • @Green-mv8ru
      @Green-mv8ru 2 года назад +17

      I had the same thought lmao it sounds just like something out of hamilton

    • @TyAijah_J2010
      @TyAijah_J2010 2 года назад +10

      Giving very much Alexander Hamilton energy

    • @Sticky_sausage69
      @Sticky_sausage69 2 года назад +2

      FNF fans be like: “this is a shit song”

    • @rougeradio8771
      @rougeradio8771 2 года назад +2

      You doing me dirty bro 💀

  • @cdjk28
    @cdjk28 2 года назад +14

    He'll never change. He'll NEVER change. Ever since he was NINE; Always the same!

    • @thenamesianna
      @thenamesianna 2 года назад +5

      Couldn't keep your pp from Lois . But not our Brian ! Couldn't be precious Brian ! Hitting on them blind ! AND YOU GET TO BE THE FAMILY DOG , WHAT A SICK JOKE! Peter had to stop you when he had the chance and I-I have to stop you !

    • @Inactivechannel-r6
      @Inactivechannel-r6 2 года назад

      Is this a reference to something

    • @cdjk28
      @cdjk28 2 года назад

      @@Inactivechannel-r6 Chuck McGill version of this. It was a banger

    • @kushdubey1111
      @kushdubey1111 2 года назад

      @@thenamesianna kid named finger

  • @ntkplayzyt4176
    @ntkplayzyt4176 2 года назад +14

    I’m surprised it perfectly fit the song

  • @Ronnie.Raymond
    @Ronnie.Raymond 2 года назад +8

    With this verse alone, Quagmire has entered the conversation of the greatest rappers of all time!

  • @lj2458
    @lj2458 Год назад +1

    The beat matches the speed of his talking and exaggerated words!!

  • @arandomguyonthenet5941
    @arandomguyonthenet5941 2 года назад +6

    this just appeared in my recommends
    i cant stop hitting replay

  • @maheenahmed6653
    @maheenahmed6653 2 года назад +14

    He’s not wrong. Brian is intelligent and even walks on two legs…what’s stopping him from getting a job. He could do something

  • @spookybagles
    @spookybagles 2 года назад +9

    0:12 - 0:17 that actually sounds good though lmao

  • @imactuallykools
    @imactuallykools 2 года назад +5

    I HATE this scene because it shows that the writers made Brian a pretentious asshole on purpose. He was a great character in the early season, but since around season 4, I’ve absolutely hated him.

  • @AaronFunnymanPennell
    @AaronFunnymanPennell 5 месяцев назад +1

    One small issue glen, YOU also hit on Lois, Checkmate Glen Quagmire.

  • @TechnicSky
    @TechnicSky 2 года назад +3

    He rhymed “lecture them” with “intellectual”

  • @OOZYKILLERZz
    @OOZYKILLERZz 2 года назад +24

    Spitting so much fire my nokia caught fire

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 2 года назад +7

    Quagmire vs Walter White challenge.

    • @thenamesianna
      @thenamesianna 2 года назад

      Walter's face when Quagmire is banging Skyler :

  • @NeO_SaNdMaN4040
    @NeO_SaNdMaN4040 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:30 DAMN the music and the “bimbos” line is so fuckin hard!!!

  • @Bendernity
    @Bendernity 2 года назад +3

    COULDN’T BE PRECIOUS BRIAN!

  • @SweatySheets
    @SweatySheets 4 месяца назад +1

    Space jam dvd, space jam dvd, space jam dvd, space jam dvd- space jam dvd

  • @jonknow2524
    @jonknow2524 2 года назад +6

    MANS RAPPING

  • @thomaj109
    @thomaj109 2 года назад +2

    Space Jam DVD, Space Jam DVD, Space Jam DVD, Space Jam DVD, Space Jam DVD,…

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 2 года назад +14

    "You're such a sponge.
    You always say
    'oh, I'll catch you later'
    But later never comes."
    🔥🔥🔥

  • @lukedavid17
    @lukedavid17 2 года назад +7

    Quagmire has no right to call out Brian for hitting on Lois man tried to get in her pants a few times

    • @faether1429
      @faether1429 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but Quagmire wasn't saved in the same way

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 года назад +3

      Peter doesn’t pay for quagmire’s food, and doesn’t really save him from certain death

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 Год назад +2

    What's funny is that Quagmire is 100% right

  • @matthewfarmer9500
    @matthewfarmer9500 2 года назад +3

    Thanks for the f***ing steak.

  • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
    @yourlocalfestivefurry354 2 года назад +1

    WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK!??!!?

  • @AMayFlower
    @AMayFlower 2 года назад +1

    It’s the fact that he wasn’t done.

  • @BallyAnims8512
    @BallyAnims8512 2 года назад +12

    yo what-

  • @Weeklydosesofmusic
    @Weeklydosesofmusic Год назад +1

    This is Kendrick Lamar

  • @glowkirby
    @glowkirby 2 года назад +3

    He perfectly pointed out all the problems with current Brian Griffin

  • @rreeceypieces
    @rreeceypieces Год назад

    Adding music to the background of a someone speaking quickly somewhat hits

  • @MacaldaReye
    @MacaldaReye 2 года назад +1

    He rhymed sponge with comes and somehow it worked

  • @jqyhlmnp
    @jqyhlmnp 2 года назад +2

    Seth MacFarlane’s next album leaked:

  • @Onetrick3600
    @Onetrick3600 2 года назад +19

    why was this so good

  • @anneira9706
    @anneira9706 2 года назад +1

    Its scary how on beat this is...

  • @TheoryRed
    @TheoryRed 2 года назад +1

    Um excuse me, why does this low key SLAP?

  • @zebraneighbor6383
    @zebraneighbor6383 2 года назад +1

    This beat is so fucking dope that just about any clip of a person talking over it sounds musical asf

  • @203hh3
    @203hh3 2 года назад +1

    Why does this work so well

  • @solusaldrain
    @solusaldrain 2 года назад

    Such a scathing roast. When you cast "Vicious Mockery" at 9th level.

  • @IndigoEuphonium
    @IndigoEuphonium 2 года назад +1

    I don't remember this part in Hamilton

  • @Rumym8
    @Rumym8 2 года назад +1

    spacejam dvd

  • @modernfleetway7367
    @modernfleetway7367 2 года назад +1

    NO HE SOUNDS LIKE HES REALLY SINGING

  • @zanman3552
    @zanman3552 4 месяца назад

    Feels like a scene from a musical

  • @3_iq_individual
    @3_iq_individual Год назад

    god damn this is actually crazy good

  • @AnimeMemers
    @AnimeMemers 2 года назад +1

    why does this actually hit hard

  • @ancelswrldd
    @ancelswrldd 2 года назад

    this is just musical theater

  • @--Dannyman--
    @--Dannyman-- 7 месяцев назад

    His lines match beat perfectly

  • @benjaminschellhardt2818
    @benjaminschellhardt2818 2 года назад +6

    At first, I agreed with Quag in this scene because Brian had become a bit of a pill. But in a recent episode it's revealed that Quag just hates dogs in general.
    And now I despise Quagmire... I hate everyone in this show.

  • @horified
    @horified 2 года назад

    "Oh you're such a sponge,
    You pay for nothin'
    You're always saying "Oh I'll get you later"
    but 'later' never comes"

  • @GiffanyCD
    @GiffanyCD 2 года назад

    This is the best thing the come from Family Guy

  • @DevinAswani
    @DevinAswani 2 года назад +1

    Everyone is talking about how quagmire has no right to lecture Brian for his behaviour but in the newer episodes he has become a better person and is calling out Brian on his hypocrisy. He knows he is a bad person when it comes to women but Brian truly believes he is a good person and is of a higher class than everyone and when Brian is called out on his actions he gets all defensive

  • @DivineKnight_115
    @DivineKnight_115 2 года назад

    Glen just says it how it is

  • @rinoiya
    @rinoiya 2 года назад

    Quagmire was spittin fr

  • @jurassicdomination
    @jurassicdomination 6 месяцев назад

    That whole scene fits the music!😎🙌

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 8 месяцев назад

    someone needs to check on brian after this

  • @Zeke090807
    @Zeke090807 Год назад

    Remember when it was just "Space jam DvD" pepridge farms remembers

  • @squiddybingus5590
    @squiddybingus5590 2 года назад

    his flow is ridiculous.

  • @necroticzxx
    @necroticzxx 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for the fucking steak

  • @pedrolucass.8969
    @pedrolucass.8969 2 года назад

    TF FITS PERFECTLY

  • @r-cane6761
    @r-cane6761 2 года назад

    *inserts vine thud sfx

  • @Burnt_Loaf.
    @Burnt_Loaf. 9 месяцев назад

    That lyrics hit hard. 😢

  • @shaizeeshows1850
    @shaizeeshows1850 6 месяцев назад

    POV: Kendrick talking to Drake.

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 2 года назад

    Seth McFarlane says that he considers Brian to be the character he’s most like in real life so this is kinda a self roast when you think about it

  • @Allen_Akhbar
    @Allen_Akhbar 6 месяцев назад +1

    Since when did this soft breakup song turn into a dis track?

  • @jude_the_dude2373
    @jude_the_dude2373 2 года назад

    Seth mcfarlane getting angry at himself

  • @WeAreSoup
    @WeAreSoup 2 года назад +1

    At least he is better than Quagmire

  • @thomasprigge6635
    @thomasprigge6635 2 года назад

    Quagmire spitting facts.

  • @TheRealJobean
    @TheRealJobean 9 месяцев назад

    I had this same idea. Guess you beat me to it.

  • @apertioopening3425
    @apertioopening3425 2 года назад +1

    Nice video!
    Here, have some algorithm points ✨

  • @Mimikins
    @Mimikins 8 месяцев назад

    This kinda works X3.

  • @dturokholmes
    @dturokholmes 9 месяцев назад

    Space Jam DVDs

  • @thesturgon3980
    @thesturgon3980 2 года назад

    Wow... This is incredible