Why Did This Sword TERRIFY Lightsaber Users?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 май 2024
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    Why Did This Sword TERRIFY Lightsaber Users in Star Wars?
    Source: Star Wars: Purge Comic Series
    Music by: ‪@EpicTrailerMusicUK‬
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  • @spobsquare
    @spobsquare 2 месяца назад +12560

    Darth Vader: Ah man, my lightsaber got shorted out, Obi wan’s gonna kill me…..oh wait right, *Force chokes jedi*

    • @Gargolie1
      @Gargolie1 2 месяца назад +229

      My exact thoughts lol

    • @alricweng
      @alricweng 2 месяца назад +477

      not even force choke, he just uses his hand

    • @ryanirsyd07
      @ryanirsyd07 2 месяца назад +171

      ​@@alricwengwhat hand?
      Edit: ofc I know his using he uses his hand to choke her. I only wanna make a joke about him losing his limbs.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 2 месяца назад +55

      ​@@ryanirsyd07 his left hand... You can see it in the picture

    • @TheXenith
      @TheXenith 2 месяца назад +49

      He was mentioning the fact that he has no hand. He saw the robot hand too.

  • @nightmarewolf1710
    @nightmarewolf1710 2 месяца назад +4410

    *Jedi shortcuts Lightsaber*
    Vader: "Oh no... Anyways"

  • @Atomus242
    @Atomus242 2 месяца назад +3690

    Vader when he loses his light saber: "This is where the fun begins!"

  • @Darth_Darion66
    @Darth_Darion66 2 месяца назад +3733

    That Jedi forgot that without his blade, Darth Vader still is an angry 2 meters cyborg with super powers

    • @dancooke8811
      @dancooke8811 Месяц назад

      I don't blame Anakin for being that angry 😤....I would be too if someone chopped my dick off!

    • @TVmantitan779
      @TVmantitan779 Месяц назад +78

      Yeah. Once you short circuit his suit...Thats when you win

    • @Darth_Darion66
      @Darth_Darion66 Месяц назад +135

      @@TVmantitan779 nah, that just will make him angrier and would use the force to kill you and survive for a time

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Месяц назад +136

      @@TVmantitan779 That's been tried. All it does is make him angry. "All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men."

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 Месяц назад +28

      His suit is almost useless. He has to use the force to move

  • @TwitchArchLycan
    @TwitchArchLycan Месяц назад +1264

    Vader really said, “The lightsaber is for mercy, not for success”

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 Месяц назад +12

      Lmao true tho

    • @amias8828
      @amias8828 Месяц назад +6

      Such an underrated comment xd

    • @jamesrussels7766
      @jamesrussels7766 Месяц назад +20

      I would not lie I would infinitely rather go against Vader with the saber than without it, with it I just get cut apart in seconds, nice and clean, without it, who knows what he does?

    • @amias8828
      @amias8828 Месяц назад +7

      @jamesrussels7766 You don't wanna piss Vader off. If he's really mad at u death would be a mercy

    • @abgmurrell4074
      @abgmurrell4074 Месяц назад +5

      Damn that line hits hard
      Nice one lmao

  • @scientistmilorad9735
    @scientistmilorad9735 2 месяца назад +8404

    Darth Vader: Oh no I am no longer a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command, with a light saber... Im now just a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, and ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command but without a lightsaber, what am I gonna do???

    • @peak3369
      @peak3369 2 месяца назад +375

      that's true but remember he was still super defensless cuz how slow he was but was still offensive

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector Месяц назад +274

      I mean, he's basically a Star Wars evil RoboCop. He still walks slow as shit.

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 Месяц назад +192

      @@HarmonicVectorhe’s slow sure, but his reflexes are good enough to dodge attacks from masters and other jedi/sith if he doesn’t have a lightsaber on hand
      Though in this case he could’ve probably just brute forced his way to choke her since her sword isn’t gonna bisect him like a lightsaber or the like would, not that that has stopped him from straight up tanking sabers before

    • @__skillz
      @__skillz Месяц назад +74

      *African American cyborg

    • @thosemerc3113
      @thosemerc3113 Месяц назад

      He's a crippled, depressed, fat (because he doesn't actually move with his limbs) man. The glazing is unreal.

  • @alunghelna3753
    @alunghelna3753 2 месяца назад +639

    General Grievous:
    "that sword will be a fine addition to my collection"
    😅😂🤣

    • @LordBonesaw
      @LordBonesaw 2 месяца назад +20

      We would of understood without you telling us his name!!

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 Месяц назад +11

      It breaks his collection:

    • @housel9352
      @housel9352 29 дней назад +2

      I can only imagine the carnage that grevious would've caused with this sword

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 17 дней назад +1

      @@housel9352 Imagine Grevious with Lightsaber Whips XD

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 2 месяца назад +616

    Vader didn't struggle. He just choked her and took her blade.

    • @Technoanima
      @Technoanima Месяц назад +17

      And then he never used it again.

    • @N13J
      @N13J 26 дней назад +13

      @@TechnoanimaVader: “meh I don’t need this op shit, I prefer my saber red and fashionable”

    • @Carsu12
      @Carsu12 24 дня назад +13

      ​@@Technoanima when you think about it, its not really that useful for Vader. It's pretty much a normal ass sword that disables lightsabers, but other than that, it's less powerful in every way. And he never needed things like that to be successful to begin with.

    • @shadowmetroid18
      @shadowmetroid18 14 дней назад +4

      Yeah... "left him useless" Vader immediately laughed and snapped her neck.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 14 дней назад +1

      @@shadowmetroid18 Exactly. She did nothing but surprise him for like a second.

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 2 месяца назад +255

    Vader's saber shorts out
    Vader : You just made your own death much, much more painful.

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 Месяц назад +67

    Vader really said "i dont need a weapon when i AM the weapon"

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 2 месяца назад +1516

    "Left him useless." he immediately took the blade from her, killed her, and proceeded to use it on the other Jedi, even killing one with it.
    Not only was Vader not rendered helpless, but he was not afraid of the weapon either, saying, "Since I require a weapon, I shall take yours." Before proceeding to snap her neck with his free hand.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 2 месяца назад +107

      Thanks to his pain-inducing suit, he was too pissed to be afraid and skipped to plan B

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 2 месяца назад +47

      @theguybehindyou4762 "pain-inducing suit?"
      She neutralized hus lightsaber, so without missing a beat, he used the force to pull her towards him, took the dagger, made the comment I gave, and snapped her neck before moving on. There's no "skipping to plan B." She disarmed him, so he responded accordingly.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 2 месяца назад +50

      @@corruptangel6793 I mean he wasn't even phased by the disadvantage and reacted quickly.
      Was wasted when I posted, so maybe I typed it wrong.

    • @angelr194
      @angelr194 Месяц назад +49

      ​@@corruptangel6793 it's known that the sensor probes in Vader's suit make him feel constant pain as they penetrate his charred flesh.

    • @NayuzAqua
      @NayuzAqua Месяц назад +18

      ​@@corruptangel6793 Palps made the suit to inflict pain in him and make him angry all the time.

  • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
    @rinnnnnnnnnnrin 2 месяца назад +98

    "Neat trick, ever seen this one?"

  • @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround
    @Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround 2 месяца назад +92

    Now Vader’s got a Youngling Slayer 9000 and the most terrifying blade 😭

    • @luminusprime
      @luminusprime 16 дней назад +2

      Vader had a new saber by this point. Obi-wan still has the YS9 stashed in his footlocker.

    • @bg3841
      @bg3841 11 дней назад

      Only around 60% of the Youngling Massacre Moves require a light sabre Around 5% are actually variants of a toe punt. Poor girl didn't stand a chance.

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 2 месяца назад +129

    Corrotosis blade: disables lightsaber
    Vader: Oh no... oh, wait, the force, duh

    • @ChangerOfNames
      @ChangerOfNames Месяц назад

      He just straight up choked her with his hands

    • @cphtfluke7565
      @cphtfluke7565 Месяц назад

      The Force? I'm sure you meant to say The Dark Side.

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK Месяц назад

      @@cphtfluke7565 THE DARK SIDE IS INCLUDED IN THE FORCE SMART ONE! It is literally the dark side of the force

  • @XxKnightfallx_caedus
    @XxKnightfallx_caedus 2 месяца назад +107

    Me: *using the corstioss blade*
    Every Jedi and sith: Our lightsabers are not working, HE’S CHEATiNG, HE’S CHEATING!!!!

    • @user-mm4yq3zn3x
      @user-mm4yq3zn3x 2 месяца назад +24

      *Palpatene
      - Oh no... Anyway.
      *Charges the blade with 1 teravatt of Electricity.

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-mm4yq3zn3x "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!"

    • @fatere
      @fatere Месяц назад +8

      The jedi: I was lagging! LAGGING!

    • @StarWarsLoreGuide
      @StarWarsLoreGuide Месяц назад +7

      "Oh no! What am I gonna do without a lightsaber? Oh wait, I have telekinesis"
      *Force Chokes*

    • @Douio
      @Douio Месяц назад

      ​@@fatere 😂

  • @ayashinightcore8282
    @ayashinightcore8282 2 месяца назад +217

    I swear it sounds like Jedi and sith just... Forget they have telekinesis? Like oh no you shorted out my lightsaber *snaps their neck*

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 2 месяца назад +5

      Fr😂

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад +29

      It's an annoying factor. I always wondered why Obi didn't just force push General Grevous's (sorry if I spelled that wrong) heart. Would have been much easier than how the fight actually went down.

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 Месяц назад +28

      ⁠@@urzakarn9782because he couldn’t, his heart for the most part was protected by his armor and other systems
      Force pushes also aren’t usually aimed at something specific and are just pushing everything in the general direction, so a force push is pushing Grievous’ in general (which he is greatly resistant to cuz of his claws)
      The only person who could take advantage of Grievous heart being exposed is Mace Windu, which he has done to great affect albeit not managing to deal enough damage to kill him

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier Месяц назад +16

      @@urzakarn9782 Like the other guy said, they can’t really pick out a particular target too easily. Windu however basically crushed Grievous’. chest with the force in the clone wars series from 2003 which gave him his permanent cough. Might not be the same in canon though since the series was cut out despite being absolutely awesome.

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian Месяц назад +12

      ​@@dokutah7374Still, any use of the force would have worked.
      The mini series had his strategy from start correct. Intimidating, fear, and speed.
      On even ground, he's an easy target to anyone capable of lifting him.

  • @StompDeni42
    @StompDeni42 2 месяца назад +123

    Sometimes I don't even know why Vader bothers with using his lightsaber. He could win most fights only using force powers.

    • @komikbookgeek
      @komikbookgeek 2 месяца назад +28

      Habit, drama.

    • @IshaneGunawardane
      @IshaneGunawardane 2 месяца назад +49

      How else is bro supposed to have fun

    • @StompDeni42
      @StompDeni42 2 месяца назад +27

      @@IshaneGunawardane Yeah, that's what I also thought. The guy is simply entertaining himself.

    • @StompDeni42
      @StompDeni42 2 месяца назад +23

      @@komikbookgeek Well... Yeah, he barely used force powers as Anakin, he waaay much into dueling. It makes sense.

    • @komikbookgeek
      @komikbookgeek 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@StompDeni42 that's not true at all. Anakin was constantly using the Force, even at stupid things. Like it's all over his time with Padmé, his combat style, his piloting, etc.

  • @moeintaherkhani7289
    @moeintaherkhani7289 2 месяца назад +40

    Even terrifying is terrified of Vader

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад +6

      And no one can blame Fear itself for fearing Vader. When he really wanted to be, Vader was practically invincible.

  • @ashlyncake
    @ashlyncake 2 месяца назад +38

    Bet she really thought she could take down vader with that, completely forgot his force power is just vastly superior.. no other way around.

  • @bobikala
    @bobikala Месяц назад +2

    Jedi brought a sword to a fist fight

  • @term1nat1on
    @term1nat1on 2 месяца назад +20

    fisticuffs vader is peak

  • @barbraphillips3728
    @barbraphillips3728 2 месяца назад +20

    PALPATINE’S FACE AT THE START I CANT😭

  • @bipolarbear7337
    @bipolarbear7337 2 месяца назад +27

    "Bipity bopity, your sword is now my property!"
    - Vader, probably

  • @JeremiahWickles-in4sr
    @JeremiahWickles-in4sr Месяц назад +2

    Bro didnt even force choke her He took that personally had to go with straight hands😂

  • @vicentegarcia6400
    @vicentegarcia6400 2 месяца назад +149

    Darth Vader: *proceeds to choke the Jedi.*
    Jedi: "Daddy?"
    Darth Vader: 😶

    • @Sir_Al03
      @Sir_Al03 2 месяца назад +43

      Vader: No
      *Proceeds to choke menacingly*

    • @andrews9015
      @andrews9015 2 месяца назад +15

      I mean, Vader is father sooooo..

    • @braydenpage1808
      @braydenpage1808 Месяц назад +17

      Proceeds to kill even more painfully because the memories of Anakin almost being a father are too painful.

    • @theworstcatholic7247
      @theworstcatholic7247 Месяц назад +8

      @@Sir_Al03 Vader: No.
      *Crack*

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 Месяц назад +3

      "Not again!"

  • @user-nb3dz4hn8h
    @user-nb3dz4hn8h 2 месяца назад +38

    Vader is just him

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 2 месяца назад

      😂

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 Месяц назад +1

      he was supposed to destroy them not join them

  • @coolcaleb9939
    @coolcaleb9939 2 месяца назад +37

    Jedi: ha ha, your blade shorted out
    Darth Vader: be glad I don’t have to youngling slayer 9000

  • @docelectro244
    @docelectro244 2 месяца назад +26

    Calling Vader useless with out a saber was your first mistake he's never useless you just won't die as quick

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Месяц назад

      Unless you manage to knock his prosthetics offline and stun him your probably scooped no matter what

  • @BubbleSlaya16
    @BubbleSlaya16 2 месяца назад +36

    Cortosis is really weak. It’s only strong when mixed with other metals as an allow. Cortosis on its own is known to be brittle. Mara Jade said that even a good shot from a blaster could break it

    • @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc
      @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc Месяц назад +4

      Funny because it was used by the republic during the days of the brotherhood of darkness. Cortosis was mainly for hulls for ships and armour for soldiers.

    • @Zachary-rh4iu
      @Zachary-rh4iu Месяц назад

      How do you guys know so much about star wars

    • @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc
      @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc Месяц назад +3

      @@Zachary-rh4iu I guess we read the books and comics

    • @BubbleSlaya16
      @BubbleSlaya16 Месяц назад +5

      @@Zachary-rh4iu books, comics, and video games. Problem is that most Star Wars lore isn’t canon. Cortosis being one of those things never mentioned in Canon

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Месяц назад +2

      Totally should have worked with Mandolorians to make Cortosis coated Beskar sword, would be possibly the best version of such a sword, or even better if you made it a Vibrosword

  • @juanemarek
    @juanemarek 2 месяца назад +44

    Wonder what vader did with the sword.

    • @TheGamecoin
      @TheGamecoin 2 месяца назад +15

      Possibly Abandoned it like it never existed or either decided to keep it as a trophy like general grievous

    • @docomega7862
      @docomega7862 Месяц назад +10

      From what I remember, he picks it up and kills a few jedi with it. Then I'm not sure, but he probably just kept it somewhere, but his lightsaber is more convenient to carry around 1nd more useful against everything except a lightsaber, so it's a better weapon anyway

    • @chrisschiralli5873
      @chrisschiralli5873 16 дней назад

      He needs something to keep in his lava lair

  • @lucaswilson212
    @lucaswilson212 2 месяца назад +15

    And the flicker blade that turns on and off rapidly at random intervals making the blade impossible to guard against and unpredictable.

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 2 месяца назад

      And stupid

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 2 месяца назад +3

      Huh? That would also mean you can't reliably block with it if it's random and be useless.

    • @lucaswilson212
      @lucaswilson212 2 месяца назад +1

      @TheSeth256 You are fighting with it. You know you can't block with it, so you don't, and you make your style something to work around that. Simple. It's a real blade in starwars and was quite powerful in use. Check it out.

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 2 месяца назад +5

      @@lucaswilson212 One of the reasons lightsabers were so powerful was the ability to block and deflect ranged attacks, which this weapon cannot do. I'd see it as a lethal assassination weapon, but other than that not very useful since you'd just die to any attack.

    • @lucaswilson212
      @lucaswilson212 2 месяца назад

      @TheSeth256 It would still be on for like 99% of the time, and you could still deflect a blaster bolt. Just don't stand where the bolt would hit you still if for that sliver of a chance it wouldn't deflect. Against sabers you could still guard and it would give you the advantage as you could have a stance that puts you out of harms way if you go against someone that puts pressure on a cross between sabers and you would know and they wouldn't so you would just have the idea and movements that you could follow through. The "weaknesses" you state are either null or can play as strengths if used right. I think you misunderstand. the blade is basically always on. When it turns off, it's only for a fraction of a second, just enough to get through a guard. You can easily use it for all other loght Saber uses.

  • @CB-THE-OG
    @CB-THE-OG 2 месяца назад +22

    I always feel like Vader just choking someone not with the force but with his robotic hand would be awesome asf like he did in A New Hope

  • @jerrylou9285
    @jerrylou9285 2 месяца назад +37

    Imagine Anakin Skywalker using it, he will have full potential.

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад +2

      Would have absolutely spanked every other force user if he had that blade.

    • @jerrylou9285
      @jerrylou9285 2 месяца назад +2

      @@urzakarn9782 And would defeat Obi-Wan and rule galaxy, but will throw Palpatine again

    • @prodb4sed382
      @prodb4sed382 Месяц назад

      ah yes, switching from a plasma blade able to cut anything and deflect blaster bolts to a katana that can deactivate a single very specific piece of technology surely would've given anakin a huge powerspike

  • @AngelsandWolves1
    @AngelsandWolves1 2 месяца назад +12

    Now imagine a Jedi who mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat (I'm counting Vaapad here since Juyo is forbidden) and uses this specifically for Jar Kai dual blade fencing. Dangerous

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 Месяц назад

      That wouldn't be the Jedi way

  • @PatrickWentzell-jd9gq
    @PatrickWentzell-jd9gq 2 месяца назад +7

    Vader : " domo origoto
    Mr roboto domo beep beep domo . "

  • @TheNewOrder-DaysOfConflict
    @TheNewOrder-DaysOfConflict 2 месяца назад +10

    Imagine Vader grabbed that saber and decided to use it...

  • @KingRyan315
    @KingRyan315 2 месяца назад +36

    He gave her the padme treatment

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 2 месяца назад +4

      Lol

    • @tandava-089
      @tandava-089 2 месяца назад +5

      lol. you win XD

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад +3

      Oooph. Accurate, but no doubt Vader would end you for daring to compare anyone to Padme.

  • @ZorgetaSeven
    @ZorgetaSeven 2 месяца назад +11

    I don't know how a sword could destroy a litteral laser

    • @soloanima1
      @soloanima1 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s just turns it off, also they aren’t lasers, it’s just plasma and a gravitational field generator that’s made to affect the blade specifically

    • @ZorgetaSeven
      @ZorgetaSeven 2 месяца назад

      ​@@soloanima1 OK thanks

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 2 месяца назад +1

      It's explained that the Cortosis creates a feedback loop, which can cause lightsaber blades to temporarily short out

    • @ryanblanch2764
      @ryanblanch2764 Месяц назад +2

      Well… I know they say it’s a laser sword, but as someone who actually uses and studies lasers daily, light doesn’t behave that way. It acts more like trapped plasma. Lightsabers don’t even ignite all that fast after all and the blaster bolts aren’t made of light either. They act similarly to lightsabers though.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT Месяц назад

      ​@@ryanblanch2764well, If I remember right, Child Anakin was one of the ones to say that, and he was living in the galactic rim as a slave so his education may have been suspect, at least in that case, I'm drawing a blank on other instances

  • @Elijah_Elias
    @Elijah_Elias 2 месяца назад +13

    Vader’s resilience is insane. The dude gets cut by a blade that could short out a lightsaber and just gets more mad to the point he chokes out the wielder.

  • @Cheese_leader19
    @Cheese_leader19 Месяц назад +1

    Remember, switching to your fists is faster than fixing your lightsaber.

  • @KratosAurionPlays
    @KratosAurionPlays 2 месяца назад +30

    So he just used his hand to choke her instead of the force?

    • @rmodyssey
      @rmodyssey 2 месяца назад +6

      Force users can use the force to defend against force attacks, which is why most of the time they just dual until they can find an opening.

    • @haystackbill6187
      @haystackbill6187 Месяц назад

      ​@@rmodyssey*duel

  • @Louie-WanKenobi-og4rk
    @Louie-WanKenobi-og4rk 2 месяца назад +14

    Darth Vader: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.

  • @ichigokurosaki5732
    @ichigokurosaki5732 15 дней назад +1

    Vader really said,"COME HERE BOI!"

  • @Darth.Vader92
    @Darth.Vader92 2 месяца назад +5

    Vader:
    Oh yeah? Thinking you can f*ck around with that blade? Here let me help you redesign your neck.
    Now you know, only i can f*ck around with a rare blade that i can extend the lenght of my pressing a button.

  • @dagreetpapirusmusic9163
    @dagreetpapirusmusic9163 2 месяца назад +13

    Lmfao he just choked her brute force

  • @chops4986
    @chops4986 2 месяца назад +10

    Guess it’s not that good

  • @mega91795
    @mega91795 2 месяца назад +2

    the lightsaber from the thumbnail looks like it was made in hollow knight

  • @erinmutchler3612
    @erinmutchler3612 2 месяца назад +2

    That comic was one of my favorites growing up

    • @VadersOrder
      @VadersOrder  2 месяца назад

      Love Purge! Definitely a great read! 😊

  • @adamd5849
    @adamd5849 2 месяца назад +6

    Vader gave the Jedi the Padmé treatment

  • @garethalford682
    @garethalford682 2 месяца назад +19

    Darth Vader: You’ve Made Your Last Mistake Starts Choking the Female Jedi : Oh Harder Daddy . Darth Vader: 😶

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 2 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 I swear that's what it looks like and not the dorkly one

    • @andrews9015
      @andrews9015 2 месяца назад +4

      He got flashbacks if padme in bed

  • @blankname2445
    @blankname2445 Месяц назад

    Vader really hit the “Show me a good time Jack!” ahh response to being disarmed of his weapon

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 2 месяца назад +1

    "Choke me harder Darth Daddy "
    "STOP MAKING THIS AWKWARD

  • @migueltoledo1884
    @migueltoledo1884 2 месяца назад +12

    Yea, disabling Vader’s lightsaber only made him mad.

  • @sequinglove_8347
    @sequinglove_8347 2 месяца назад +8

    Subtle 😂

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop Месяц назад +1

    Darth Vader: oh no! … well anyways

  • @specteronhanu8694
    @specteronhanu8694 2 месяца назад +2

    I actually forgot about this. I keep finding out cool things about Star Wars.

  • @Custodian_of_the_Emperor
    @Custodian_of_the_Emperor 2 месяца назад +17

    Jedi: Yes! Harder🥵

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 2 месяца назад +7

    "Mom I want the force!"
    Mom: We have the force at home
    The force at home:

  • @lucaspaula16
    @lucaspaula16 Месяц назад

    (lighsaber shorts out)
    "Show me a good time Jack!"

  • @geraldtucker6952
    @geraldtucker6952 15 дней назад

    Vaders reaction to the cortosis blade was pretty much just “huh neat. I’m going to break your neck now”

  • @mansoloraphyblacktemplar5908
    @mansoloraphyblacktemplar5908 2 месяца назад +3

    I want that weapon

  • @BigSmoce
    @BigSmoce 2 месяца назад +6

    I absolutely hate how ppl make these vids based off 1 small part of a one off story.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the senator who challenged Anakin to a fist fight while knowing he had a prosthetic hand.

  • @kevinking7412
    @kevinking7412 Месяц назад

    That Vader force choke is hard to beat 😆

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 2 месяца назад +3

    vader the goat

  • @rawr7925
    @rawr7925 2 месяца назад +1

    That saber was crazy!

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 15 дней назад

    Vader being a tease with some chocking action.

  • @technopathic7597
    @technopathic7597 2 месяца назад +9

    I've always wondered, why didn't Vader just choke everyone to begin with

    • @thomjan8420
      @thomjan8420 2 месяца назад +6

      i think really because a lot of jedi can tolerate or block it to a point so it’s not an instakill as soon as the fight starts, or plot armor because we all love seeing vader fight. lightsaber skills so clean

    • @kava808v
      @kava808v 2 месяца назад +2

      Because chop = fun

    • @user-uq9tk7yz2m
      @user-uq9tk7yz2m 2 месяца назад +1

      Best 3 words ever

  • @AnakinSkywalker-qe2rk
    @AnakinSkywalker-qe2rk 2 месяца назад +6

    Palptine: this weapon is your life young Vader
    Vader: lightsaber get shortened
    Vader: what am I gonna do and talking with hands
    Vader: accidentally force chokes her to death

  • @mrdude88
    @mrdude88 Месяц назад

    Vader, “You think I am cripple without my light saber?” (Force Choke)

  • @Toastedfrenchfrog
    @Toastedfrenchfrog Месяц назад

    kyber saber: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

  • @kevin-2.1
    @kevin-2.1 2 месяца назад +9

    How does a lightsaber shorted out??

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 2 месяца назад +20

      The first thing to remember is that lightsabers aren't hot. Think of how close Jedi tend to hold them to their faces. If it can melt through blast doors, it can light their eyebrows on fire from a few feet away.
      Only the inside of a lightsaber is hot. A lightsaber is plasma surrounded by a forcefield designed to keep all of the heat inside. solid objects pass through the field much in the same way that a TIE Fighter can fly through the forcefield in a hangar while the air stays inside (removing the need for an airlock).
      Cortosis ore messes with the magnetic field that the emitter matrix of a lightsaber projects to contain the plasma of the blade, activating the failsafes that short out the lightsaber (in lieu of in exploding in a superheated ball of plasma).
      The cortosis doesn't have to block plasma, it just has to affect the forcefield. Any material with a property that keeps it from passing through that forcefield can block a lightsaber.

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@user-vr5zk9ox8dI think it's funny that some folks ask why doesn't the lightsaber burn everything just for someone who knows lightsabers like me(but not a ton) to say if it was sun hot since it's a plasma it would ignite the atmosphere the moment user clicked it on

    • @xXtuscanator22Xx
      @xXtuscanator22Xx 2 месяца назад

      @@alexpena4091I mean Star Wars is a galactic civilization, meaning they are at least Type II so they def have shit that makes no sense to us given we’re like a Type 0.76 or something. What doesn’t make sense to us in our current civilization category would make sense to a civilization as advanced as they are. Think about it, someone from the 1700s would view us (our current civilization) as literal gods. They’d worship us.
      They’d think our airplanes would be silver dragons. They’d think our ability to know and predict the weather down to the hour is that of a God. We put humans on the Moon, and to them they’d think we come from the heavens. The very fact we have people currently orbiting the planet in space would blow their minds but to US it’s just rocket science and astronauts on a space station w EVA suits. You get what I’m saying?

    • @vilandrajohansson6915
      @vilandrajohansson6915 2 месяца назад

      ​@@alexpena4091 welp its beskar

  • @anishnaidu2621
    @anishnaidu2621 2 месяца назад +4

    That’s wild I dig that ❤

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 Месяц назад

    Quite literally that moment where you Disarm the Boss, thinking you've improved your chances, then the music ramps up...
    👁️👄👁️

  • @Fakeybee
    @Fakeybee Месяц назад +1

    a litteral minigun lightsaber

  • @sebastianwhiteside5995
    @sebastianwhiteside5995 2 месяца назад +3

    Bultar swan dropped the ball.

  • @Jasonarmijo
    @Jasonarmijo 2 месяца назад +6

    Who can we trust with the most powerful saber in the galaxy? Some gay chick who gets choked out. Not even force chokes. The darkside is by far superior.

    • @HimeDelia
      @HimeDelia 2 месяца назад

      Not a unique weapon. Cortosis is a material in the EU. It's very hard to work with, so most cortosis blades just resist lightsabers.

  • @takattack7493
    @takattack7493 Месяц назад

    Bro just went “wait, you’re not Obi wan” and killed her

  • @daniell5740
    @daniell5740 20 дней назад

    "This is where the fun begins"

  • @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD
    @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD 2 месяца назад +4

    Soooo if it was a guy, vader would have lost?

    • @FelipeAlves-ul9bj
      @FelipeAlves-ul9bj 2 месяца назад +1

      Why do you say so?

    • @Frosto_Boi
      @Frosto_Boi 2 месяца назад +5

      Keep your sexist remarks out of star wars.
      The "men are physically stronger" thing doesn't apply to space wizards capable of using space magic to enhance their physical attributes

    • @FelipeAlves-ul9bj
      @FelipeAlves-ul9bj 2 месяца назад

      @@Frosto_Boi i mean, if it doesn't matter why do jedi train their bodies? The guy has a point, in the movies Vader never choked someone with his bare hands, maybe if she was a dude stronger fisically stronger than Vader she could have killed him

    • @Frosto_Boi
      @Frosto_Boi 2 месяца назад

      @@FelipeAlves-ul9bj alternatively, it could be a sign of disrespect for the individual who disabled his lightsaber. We're arguing semantics here

    • @FelipeAlves-ul9bj
      @FelipeAlves-ul9bj 2 месяца назад

      @@Frosto_Boi tru, it's impossible to know, i bet even george lucas wouldn't know how to answer xD

  • @muffdingo
    @muffdingo 27 дней назад

    Ah. That’s where the sith in the acolyte gets his helmet idea from

  • @RandomGuy-nm9eu
    @RandomGuy-nm9eu Месяц назад

    Vader’s lightsaber gets shorted out:
    Vader: “You just made your death significantly more painful.”

  • @steve4729
    @steve4729 Месяц назад

    Vader: you brought a knife to a force fight.

  • @miguelfernandez3201
    @miguelfernandez3201 Месяц назад

    Man, Vader really said “I don’t need a lightsaber to fucking kill you” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBrickBoss21
    @TheBrickBoss21 Месяц назад

    Vader has an obsession with choking

  • @ReturnToNothingness32147
    @ReturnToNothingness32147 Месяц назад

    Vader: this hands are rated E for everyone😂

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 18 дней назад

    Vader: That lightsaber was actually for YOUR protection.

  • @elmerninis
    @elmerninis Месяц назад

    Lmfao. Bro took that personal

  • @aquila7602
    @aquila7602 15 дней назад

    Vader really went "Parry this, you fucking casual"

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Месяц назад

    Vader: "Guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way:"!
    😂😂

  • @TheguywholikesFNAF
    @TheguywholikesFNAF Месяц назад

    “He grabs her thirst and chokes her to death”
    Clearly says SNAP in the background

  • @bryanwilkens
    @bryanwilkens 26 дней назад +1

    Jedi don't get terrified. They control their emotions.

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 16 дней назад

    "Well done on shorting out my lightsaber" "Unfortunately for you however, I'm Darth Vader."

  • @epic-fictionalprojects4394
    @epic-fictionalprojects4394 Месяц назад

    "Cortosis removal unit, stand by to board transport ship"
    "Affirmative commander, cortosis removal team standing by"

  • @justinkonieczkowski293
    @justinkonieczkowski293 Месяц назад

    "Chokes her to death".....snaps neck

  • @zcgamerandreacts2762
    @zcgamerandreacts2762 Месяц назад

    "Oh no. I'm unarmed.. whatever will i do?"
    *literally chokes out the jedi with his bare hands*

  • @retaliaterguitar2
    @retaliaterguitar2 Месяц назад

    Darth Vader: Shame, you just lost your painless death.

  • @TwinFlyDSW
    @TwinFlyDSW 12 дней назад

    Vader: Your blade shorts out my lightsaber. My hand shorts out your neck.

  • @SharkDAlbino
    @SharkDAlbino Месяц назад

    Vader said "let's throw hands"

  • @animeslayer6654
    @animeslayer6654 Месяц назад

    Vader said nah see these hands the be rated E for Everyone now run this fade