Ohhh Boy ! Throttle Stuck at the Boat Ramp ! (Chit Show)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @deeplorable1541
    @deeplorable1541 3 года назад +2

    Up in Massachusetts we call that the Tow of Shame at Warrs Marina in Wareham

  • @robertsmida9601
    @robertsmida9601 2 года назад +1

    Alfred I think I found my new favorite video of yours.. Vaugh what you lookin at??? ALFRED WATCH OUT FOR THE CROC ON THE ROCKS!!! Dude, why you tell me??? I'M STRESSIN NOW!!!

  • @HempKnight2112
    @HempKnight2112 2 года назад +1

    It never ceases to amaze me how these types are so knowledgeable they know what's going to happen before it happens.

  • @theelizards2943
    @theelizards2943 3 года назад +1

    Hey don’t change who you are for nobody. Chit Show is raw, like you. that’s why we love it😜🤪😝

  • @manuelsfishnet
    @manuelsfishnet 2 года назад

    Wow bro just finished watching your Miami River uber tourist boat river tour was just totally enjoyable watching them boats and houses and the information on the show was even more enjoyable as well. Thanks for sharing your experience in Miami Florida.

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ 4 года назад +137

    You need to do ride a long a with tow boat US. That’d be some good footage.

    • @CaptainDayne
      @CaptainDayne 4 года назад +6

      Sea tow is better!

    • @Ldwatzit2u
      @Ldwatzit2u 3 года назад +4

      SeaTow ride along for sure!!!!

    • @markflanagan6653
      @markflanagan6653 3 года назад +2

      Yea bro he does

    • @timriley2092
      @timriley2092 3 года назад +1

      How awesome would be if someone did the swimming Gator head joke on you after that guy told you about a gator on the rocks … now that be a chit show thumbnail lol

    • @debistanley2791
      @debistanley2791 3 года назад

      Doubt they would allow it. Commercial insurance works different than pleasure boats. :(

  • @longtime239
    @longtime239 3 года назад +9

    Definitely one of the coolest Florida channels around you got a great personality keep it up bro much enjoyment

  • @carlkilonwise
    @carlkilonwise 3 года назад +3

    Watching from the mountains in Southwest Virginia. Great show Alfred!!!!!

  • @Rad_Triumph_765_RS
    @Rad_Triumph_765_RS 3 года назад +2

    Saved this video. That stone crab man is on my phone now.

  • @billcallahan9303
    @billcallahan9303 3 года назад +2

    Sus palabras is what keeps your show top notch! Great job!

  • @AvocaSingleTrack
    @AvocaSingleTrack 3 года назад +4

    @9:26 if I was that Banshee I would get the hell outta there ! Dude already has problems, all it'd take is for him playing with the throttle and it goes in FWD or Rev and anyone near him gonna have a bad day ! From up here in freshwater northeast PA...Love the channel Alfred !

  • @dwightbernheimer331
    @dwightbernheimer331 4 года назад +1

    Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... thank God for Alfred and boat ramps in Southern Florida...

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 2 года назад +2

    That guy has crabs!

  • @lissettlamboy5754
    @lissettlamboy5754 3 года назад +2

    Your awesomeness is awesome!!!

  • @sionlow69
    @sionlow69 3 года назад +4

    New favourite boat channel, living in UK you don't see this kinda stuff, awesome footage, commentary even better bro!

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  3 года назад +3

      Sion we have tons of content to check out !

    • @sionlow69
      @sionlow69 3 года назад +1

      @@AlfredMontaner you most definitely do! I'll probably end up watching then all over the next few weeks, your personality really does add a lot compared to the other boating channels, they are great but the Chit Show is levels above bro, thank you! Keep doing this man, i don't know how much RUclipsrs make but with your content you should be able to pay the bills and then some imo, I don't know you situation, you may have a $10,000 mortgage for all I know! I got a lot of your old content to watch anyway so I don't know why I'm worried about new stuff coming out lol. God bless bro!

  • @jimmymarsh2489
    @jimmymarsh2489 2 года назад

    I'd like the stoned part bit I'll pass on the crabs...lol I love the chit show

  • @wc2482
    @wc2482 3 года назад +3

    Wait for it...Wait for it... Dude u are funny as hell. STuck here in Jersey and love your vids!!!

  • @chinadave2854
    @chinadave2854 3 года назад +4

    Lol Alfred your not a little out there your the max man that's why we love you

  • @Trouble-Clef
    @Trouble-Clef 3 года назад +10

    Alfred you’re a cool guy. You’re not “out there”. You’re in there with the boats and the folks capturing the Chit Show we love so much!
    From Vancouver Island Canada 🇨🇦🇺🇸🐊

  • @tonyjessen8204
    @tonyjessen8204 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for the show Alfred. 10 inch snow and 25 degrees in Boise 👍👍

  • @mannygarcia1810
    @mannygarcia1810 4 года назад +27

    2:58 "he probably hit bottom", wife walks to the back of the boat and we ALL had the same nasty thought...

    • @davidkellers8152
      @davidkellers8152 3 года назад +6

      Hard bottom to miss

    • @rachelsaviation346
      @rachelsaviation346 3 года назад

      That was crazy, I thought the engine was playing up because all that smoke coming out 😳

  • @seangreene64
    @seangreene64 4 года назад +4

    The way that boat is sitting so low in the water the only thing they going to bring back is sea weed 🤣 ALFRED.

  • @realwhitediamond5942
    @realwhitediamond5942 3 года назад +13

    Them boys put it in with a U-haul 🤣

    • @FeatheredDino
      @FeatheredDino 3 года назад +1

      Cheap way too do it if you don't have a truck and can't find help from someone with a truck lol one day u-haul rentals that you return at the location you got it from don't cost much

    • @TrumpsEarBandage
      @TrumpsEarBandage 3 года назад

      Send it

  • @jofus3604
    @jofus3604 Год назад

    9:01, Mosquito control☠ LOL! Long ago and far away they would spray oil on the swamps to kill the mosquito's..........
    As always a great video, Thanks Alfred!
    "May you be a half hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead"
    That's Irish for God Bless 🙏

  • @germanescobar3060
    @germanescobar3060 4 года назад +1

    Lol you were almost wishing that uhaul truck went under 😂😂

  • @paulmach5
    @paulmach5 4 года назад +19

    I wish we had boat ramps like yours in the UK!

    • @joedennehy386
      @joedennehy386 4 года назад +2

      Nice settled warm weather is required, to popularize boating probably. We have them in New Zealand but only lits of boats in the upper north island where its warmer.

    • @jnorth5689
      @jnorth5689 4 года назад +1

      Spend enough time at any launch in the world and you’ll get a show

    • @paulmach5
      @paulmach5 4 года назад +2

      @@jnorth5689 definitely see some sights here too but our slips are single one at a time deals. Multiple slips like this just don’t exist over here sadly.

  • @leep4655
    @leep4655 4 года назад +1

    SALUT ALFRED !
    INVAT MULTE LUCRURI DE PE CANALUL TAU.
    MULTUMESC. 👍 🤗 🇷🇴

  • @born2soon
    @born2soon 3 года назад

    Thank you for the captioned titles! I don't se habla Espanol too well. Love your vids!

  • @CSJiGSaW08
    @CSJiGSaW08 3 года назад +1

    Miguel te Busco and Alfred channel are hands down the best legit boating youtube channels here in So. Florida. Others have weird commentaries

  • @MannyMerc
    @MannyMerc 4 года назад +16

    Abel is the man! He's a mobile boat mechanic too!

  • @kadams0017
    @kadams0017 4 года назад +12

    Lol yeah, floating a UHaul truck would be epic!!

  • @brettpadgett6046
    @brettpadgett6046 3 года назад +2

    I love this dude! Been watching for a few months now. I love how he says something in Spanish real slow then says welcome to the chit show we’re burning up engines over here 🤣😅

  • @w.h.p.3430
    @w.h.p.3430 4 года назад +6

    I subscribed a couple of weeks ago, I want to thank you for your time bringing all this awesomeness!

  • @kennythomas1107
    @kennythomas1107 4 года назад +3

    I used to pull traps offa both sides of Johns Pass in Pinellas Co. Florida......reload the bait and after we got done you gotta take the claws and boil them at the fish market and they had huge pots to use bcuz they have to be cooked before they would buy them from us......big fun and plenty of Tripletail hanging on the ropes from the traps.....my friend had about 400 of em and your arms are screaming at the 250 mark......

    • @chicomarlin1246
      @chicomarlin1246 4 года назад +1

      Nice! One of my favorite places is up there Billys Stone Crab

  • @trickytrixie5805
    @trickytrixie5805 2 года назад +1

    Binge watching the chit show 😂😂😂

  • @teedog427
    @teedog427 4 года назад +2

    KING....getting me through the winter months till I get back on the water...Thank you for your time

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff 4 года назад +3

    Always makes me laugh 😂

  • @sledgenwedge
    @sledgenwedge 3 года назад +2

    Hialeah here brother just subscribed I came for the funny now I'm staying for the narration

  • @Aaron.Davis56
    @Aaron.Davis56 4 года назад +7

    Guy must be Sea Foaming his outboard

  • @TheDLS82
    @TheDLS82 4 года назад +19

    Shout out to the pro crabber from Australia. He must have patience levels from the Gods to put up with that shit at his local ramp.

  • @barowt
    @barowt 3 года назад +2

    This is as close to owning a boat as I'll ever get..

  • @robertheinkel6225
    @robertheinkel6225 3 года назад +1

    A rental truck is normally not covered on your auto policy. The UHaul pickup and Small van could e covered. No box trucks are covered under a personal auto policy.

  • @frankkarr8355
    @frankkarr8355 4 года назад +1

    I love your videos. Very entertaining

  • @muthrfuqrjonz3530
    @muthrfuqrjonz3530 3 года назад +1

    Gabriel’s boat looks like an accident waiting to happen Hahahaa

  • @TheMightyMackerelsFishingCrew
    @TheMightyMackerelsFishingCrew 3 года назад +2

    I own a uhual truck. That's what I tow with. There great. I always chock any vehicle I launch with

  • @cathyheston3029
    @cathyheston3029 3 года назад

    Stone crabs are the bomb🔥

  • @schumannresonanceswithverte
    @schumannresonanceswithverte 2 года назад

    I wanna see one of those U-Haulers go for a swim..

  • @beverlywalker6494
    @beverlywalker6494 7 месяцев назад

    I love your videos.

  • @jironside2825
    @jironside2825 4 года назад +8

    Damn that one boat is like a mosquito fogger lol

  • @RudyF6
    @RudyF6 3 года назад +11

    3:00 Amazing how one guy that knows what he's doing can dock 2 boats at the same time with no drama.
    Great contrast to the usual "Qualified captain"!

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      Rudy, don't you mean those "Gilligans" out there ? :)

  • @samsuttle5556
    @samsuttle5556 4 года назад +2

    Great 👍 I was waiting for the boat motor to blow up!!! It’s -4 below here in Indiana

    • @lt1nut
      @lt1nut 4 года назад +2

      🧊 1.1*, -24*wc; South of Milwaukee, WI; 2/14 @11:13am

    • @samsuttle5556
      @samsuttle5556 4 года назад +2

      @@lt1nut damn it be cold!!! I hate winter

  • @whoneycu
    @whoneycu 4 года назад +11

    In the clip with the stuck throttle and banshee collision... The RV in the background looks like the one from Breaking Bad.. BREAKINGBADMIAMI

  • @catlynnwittie
    @catlynnwittie 4 года назад +6

    Love your show! Binge watching coz we have white out conditions here in Abilene Tx! So much for global warming!
    Thank you for your hard work. You can add another female to your list!

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 4 года назад +1

      Sheesh, it's been in the 80's in Florida, plenty warm over here.

    • @Nardur12321
      @Nardur12321 3 года назад +1

      Well.. one of the effects of global warming is very cold winters where there is usually not cold winters... so THAT much for global warming :D

    • @TheAstraeuss
      @TheAstraeuss 3 года назад +1

      Please, tell me your not this stupid...

  • @ledfutrc
    @ledfutrc 4 года назад +1

  • @darinruddock3394
    @darinruddock3394 3 года назад +1

    Is that the RV from Breaking Bad in the background near the end?

  • @Mike-uu1dl
    @Mike-uu1dl 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for sharing!

  • @sussertheoriginal
    @sussertheoriginal 4 года назад +3

    That "Throttle stuck" was just someone giving their 2 stroke a blow out. 2 strokes will oil up their ports, plugs and exhaust if they're not running hard, especially if they are on a rich mixture. Giving them some hard work will make all that oil burn off.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 4 года назад

      And I was thinking that thing must have some foul fumes before you explained that.

  • @sheilastone9044
    @sheilastone9044 2 года назад +1

    I didn't know how entertaining watching boats at a boat ramp could be until I came upon your channel this past week. I subscribed and I'm hooked. I'm watching old episoes where you're taking a blow up boat with 4hp motor around an island. Extremely entertaining the way rich people just hang out in their boats hanging in their dock. They don't really question if you're casing the homes, crazy or what. 😅. They're just like hey hi someone to talk to and you seem nice so I'll tell you anything and give you free stuff too 😂😂. My husband have put the dock on our list of must visit and have started our list of items to bring to watch the Chit show from the side lines. we'll be coming from Sarasota Florida right by Siesta Key so we're trying to figure out exactly where this is and if we'll need overnight reservations to make a weekend of it. ❤🎉

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 4 года назад +13

    Looked to me like they were doing a Seafoam de-carb with all the smoke.

  • @sh1237
    @sh1237 2 года назад

    He was probably "emptying" the carbs, its a good idea to do on on two strokes that arent used much, since the gasoline will evaporate out of the carbs but oil gunk will stay in there blocking the chanels and making it run poorly

  • @dhooter
    @dhooter 3 года назад +3

    Black Point. My back yard lol. Make sure to hit up RodBenders for a beer and seafood chowder

  • @terryc3504
    @terryc3504 3 года назад

    Well the banshee was in the thumbnail at least lol

  • @Stoic-of-Rome
    @Stoic-of-Rome 4 года назад +5

    Get yourself a polarising filter to kill the glare

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas 4 года назад +1

    Wow what a scene. the Banshee got poisoned. Oye los americanos aqui that I have gotten them hooked to our channel just tell me que los Cubanos de Miami estan locos LOL

  • @philwoolfson4451
    @philwoolfson4451 3 года назад +1

    I'd definitely pay the waiver...

  • @geraldinezerpa4804
    @geraldinezerpa4804 4 года назад +2

    Bro im the girl with the white Nissan Armada and you always cut me off, I guess bc i dont make a show jejeje. We were triying that boat to buy it and I would of loved to see how I put it in the ramp. But nice video just watching us coming in. I call my truck la Bestia jejej

  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 3 года назад +1

    I used to tow people back to shore quite often until i was towing a family in 20 ft sport fishing boat and the father had his 12 year old son try to shorten the tow line while underway in rough seas. Kid could lost a hand or finger, I want no part of that.

  • @machew2009
    @machew2009 4 года назад +1

    I think that would be a first that I know of big usual truck getting towed from the water lol

  • @nickmarino2033
    @nickmarino2033 3 года назад +1

    Chit show 😂

  • @christopherdougherty2312
    @christopherdougherty2312 2 года назад +2

    I would make a killing down there doing glass repairs.

  • @timothyblackburn6801
    @timothyblackburn6801 3 года назад

    That dude had gooey ducks. I didn't see any crabs.

  • @sionlow69
    @sionlow69 3 года назад +1

    The banshee was in the thumbnail at least

  • @andrewdalton5499
    @andrewdalton5499 4 года назад +1

    Kentucky in the house

  • @rawblow4512
    @rawblow4512 3 года назад +1

    Does that crab fisherman know where i can find some bearded clams?

  • @mrbill1580
    @mrbill1580 4 года назад +1

    soon he be stalking Fred the croc lol

  • @timhockenberry4143
    @timhockenberry4143 4 года назад +4

    Need to leave boat ramp with boat and show everyone the sites and the sand bars

  • @hxrxld
    @hxrxld 3 года назад +1

    @6:20 extreme cooling - pero te tenia sofocao bro!

  • @danielcj5
    @danielcj5 3 года назад +3

    I wonder if he will ship the Stone crab claws. They are my favorite. I’ll text him lol

    • @chuckfry1227
      @chuckfry1227 3 года назад +1

      Did you get a reply? I could use some crab up here in Wi.

  • @likilikiki
    @likilikiki 3 года назад +3

    When you've solo docked 50/60 footers it's kind of hilarious seeing some people struggle so much in a little bathtub.

  • @GBR1111-x2t
    @GBR1111-x2t 2 года назад

    surprised you don't see the game warden more often out there.

  • @michael930turbo
    @michael930turbo 3 года назад +1

    I cannot believe all the 2 strokes in Miami! 4 strokes have been out for what 20 years?

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад

      Some people still keep their 2-stroke motors running because as of this year, 2-stroke will stop being made in the U.S. Other countries still make them though.

  • @vmonroig21
    @vmonroig21 3 года назад +1

    I slso would use uhauls f150 to launch when my Ford was broke that before the charged by the mileage lol

  • @atcicon
    @atcicon Год назад

    I went back in time and ran into the episode you met Abel

  • @carlosrodriguez5900
    @carlosrodriguez5900 4 года назад

    Alfred went toSmith and Wal. 2-13 great food and view was outstanding. Thanks for the video and recommendation.

  • @miguelfatman6066
    @miguelfatman6066 4 года назад +1

    Looks like an old Chrysler O/B stuck in WOT ? Toasted

  • @Bullseye_airsoft
    @Bullseye_airsoft 4 года назад +4

    I just saw banshee in key largo

    • @fishingbarracudas4768
      @fishingbarracudas4768 3 года назад

      You're profile picture is awesome! Eastern Airlines! Takes me back to my childhood days.

  • @leesmith5419
    @leesmith5419 3 года назад

    Nobody does it better than you

  • @MrCaptainDietrich
    @MrCaptainDietrich 3 года назад +1

    the tow boat us is a tug boat for small boats and a tugboat is for builk carriers containers and oiltankers and cruisships size

  • @joefarmer4238
    @joefarmer4238 3 года назад +1

    Uhaul- hauling everything but furniture since 88'

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 3 года назад

    “The Banshee”installed their tower backwards. It isn’t supposed to be swooping forward. And I’m going to guess that they tow a tube from that attach point which is super dangerous to do, even towing a child let alone 1-2 adults. B

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 4 года назад +1

    Man, the Banchee did great compared to the guy ripping that throttle!
    Thanks Alfred 👍✌️

  • @deniece1938
    @deniece1938 3 года назад +1

    Fred's capable of kissing your feet at any moment. Sheeeeesh

  • @alexmilan2695
    @alexmilan2695 4 года назад +2

    The Phuckin CHIT SHOW!!! Coñooooo

  • @charlesrobinson5709
    @charlesrobinson5709 3 года назад

    Hey Alfred, Just A little question, About how much does Tow Boat US charge to tow A boat back to the dock? Just wondering Bro, Thank you Sir, Great videos,

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  3 года назад

      Its included in a yearly fee similiar to triple A

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад +1

      They charge less than $200 Dollars a Boating season.............

    • @charlesrobinson5709
      @charlesrobinson5709 2 года назад

      @@keithscudder7136 thanks Brother, That’s well worth it when your broke down in the ocean,👍

  • @davidbennett2931
    @davidbennett2931 4 года назад +1

    Thanks KING..
    Hope your doing well.

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 3 года назад +3

    5:00 - This is why I would NOT want to work at U-haul or Ryder in south Florida or Galveston/Port Arthur, TX! You never know if they'll come in and say they sank the truck...

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 года назад

      Worse yet, they return the truck with seaweed hanging from the Bumper !

  • @grantpopplewell38
    @grantpopplewell38 3 года назад +1

    Gday from Australia
    Will tow boat US come help me?

  • @kealiimanulani
    @kealiimanulani 4 года назад +1

    Some good chit...

  • @larrycarol6693
    @larrycarol6693 3 года назад +1

    Vast majority of insurance carriers for personal auto policies with not cover a vehicle over 10k-12k (carries) in weight. Often a box truck of any kind will not be covered. Buy extra coverage.

  • @d3neu
    @d3neu 3 года назад

    Those narrows can be a hard place to dock.