😊nice friend makes sure stray/lost dogs are safe and taken care of and returns them to proper address when friend has correct info. nice friend. friend makes sure nobody takes wrong dog.
Actually, on a serious note, i heard the managers at best buy rake in the moo-lah with great health insurance benefits.. dunno how true that is, but it's what i heard.
everybody's saying how he's stealing the dogs on purpose yet i interpreted it as the man collecting loose dogs off the street and checking the local listings to see if he has a missing dog he can return
That's a good theory but I don't think it works. At the beginning there are 3 posters but he only takes one, so if he really wanted to help he'd be taking all the posters
His hands are the wrong ones, he steals dogs and keeps them in his house, then waits for missing posters to appear, only grabs the ones that promise money and then returns said dog to make a living.
@@liminal2431 but it's called day job? I think the title implies this is what he does for a living, grabs dogs and then keeps them in his house until the owners set up posters so he can get paid for "rescuing" them
@@gutierrezaguilarianalberto4186 I mean you could interpret this as him finding dogs on the streets and keeping them safe before he can find out who their owner is. Of course he profits but hey id like to think he's getting the money through more wholesome means
I love how Jack portraits real life situations into funny and dark videos. I don't remember how it's called but this kind of people do exist, they are like horders but instead of things they collect animals.
That was an emotional roller coaster, I went from feeling sad from all the missing dog posters, to being angry at this mean bean for stealing all these dogs, to confused by how it ended
He collects dogs so he can get money from returning them, the only poster he took was the one that promised money in exchange of returning it, that's why the video is called "day job"
@@artemefimov8215 They all have a collar, so he’d have no reason to take them since those pets could just wander back to their owner or their owners could find them or even that they weren’t originally lost to begin with; If anything, it seems more like he dognaps them just so the owners could make a bounty to find the dogs and he could get rewarded for it
@@mvnkycheez He made a whole bunch of videos back a few years ago. I think he's probably best known for the Dilbert trilogy. There's an archive channel with most of his work on it just called cboyardeearchive. He heavily inspired PilotRedSun, and I would imagine Jack too, in a way.
@@mvnkycheez look up "dilbert 1-3" he's pretty legendary for early RUclips content. I'm stoked to see he's still around. Anyone know if he's gonna make any OC?
I actually did this as a kid. Me and another people stole a dog and then later when there was a 500 dollar reward gave it back. I was 9, but yeah that's the biggest and only crime I've committed
@@jake-kt1bk I saw that you called it "alphabet soup" and I clicked on it boutta drag the shit outta you for disrespecting my homebitch Martha but then I saw you corrected it Understandable, have a nice day
@@everybodydotheflopxd Yeah, the reason why Martha can speak is because she ate alphabet soup and it went to her brain instead of her stomach because according to PBS Kids that's how it works #themoreyouknow
I love how the dogs are just kinda wiggling around in place
that’s just how some dogs are lol
Its called *VIBIN*
They groovin
シCandle V I B E I N
Sally Barrera
VIBE
"So, what do you do for a living?"
*"uh--"*
*Stealing dogs, then returning them for money boi*
@@catattack885 - Exactly what I was just going to comment...I steal dogs, wait until their owners put up posters then get my reward, YEAH!
"Philanthropy." 😂
@@catattack885 maybe he doesn't steal the dogs, maybe he just finds the dogs
_"...well have you seen Seven Psychopaths?"_
I like how he dumps a bunch of dogs on the ground and they just splat on the ground and then fixate back up.
Jack, don’t give people any bright ideas... I don’t wanna lose business
Jk
mad lad
You had to add the JK for legal reasons I bet
666 likes
@Brain brain ok I was making a joke but a little religion hurt noone
haha funny joke bro...
*unless?*
this is heart warming, i thought he stole dogs! i love allan!
Aww, he takes in lost pups and takes care of them until he can get em back home
Or he takes them from there owners
Petition to make this into a series
Others: MY DOG RAN AWAY
Me: 0:12
This animation has a double meaning ... it is different for everyone.
This is kinda heartwarming in a weird way
“Allen... that’s a bad name for a dog”
Allen: and I took that personally
how he says bye to the dog and the dog barks just warms my heart :D
Lawful Neutral
Thats actually a cool job
I didn’t know Jack was capable of making something wholesome
Gremlar, God of the spores this ain’t wholesome
if this isnt on adult swim shorts then im going to scream
allen:
**epic dog**
😊nice friend makes sure stray/lost dogs are safe and taken care of and returns them to proper address when friend has correct info. nice friend. friend makes sure nobody takes wrong dog.
Cboyardee? What the heck? He's alive? Under what rug did you find him?
Praise you Jack.
He totally steal those dogs
day joboo
At least he feeds them?!
(There’s dog food in the background in case someone says “you don’t know that” lol)
But what if he's secretly a dog and the dog food is for himself?
This is actually really smart, and a easy way to earn money
Wow this so realistic
This man kidnaps dogs then the owners find out there dog is lost and then he returns the dog for money. That’s kinda cruel
He steal a dog and then the owner will said "missing dog reward 4884 dollar" after know that the guy will return the dog back,,hmm genius
Lookin' like Puppet Combo graphics combined with MeatCanyon animation style.
happy ending :
Allan returned home
oh boy thats smart
This is very good job
Xiao ling says dogs are better then cats I love video
He's ace ventura
Doggies for life ;)
Jack Stauber
Supermaci
Let's be honest the most genius thought as kid you had was this
Somewhat reminds that episode of "El Tigre"
_This is why you get a night job, kids._
That's so true
I'm a nightly news porn actor
COUGHE YOU ARE EVERYWHERE FIRST SHAYY THEN COMMENT AWARDS THEN SURREAL ENTERTAINMENT AND NOW JACK STAUBER
CoughE what’s a job? 🤔🤔🤔
I'm out of the loop, what's this in reference to?
When I was younger I was thinking of something like this. Never knew jack stauber would have the same idea
Yep kidnapping dogs and making bank
@@bigboydinges6043 yes bank
that makes him, Jack Stauber, the Jack Stauber
Youre a menace to society
7 Psychopaths the movie had it
*_I work at Best Buy without getting paid._*
Actually, on a serious note, i heard the managers at best buy rake in the moo-lah with great health insurance benefits.. dunno how true that is, but it's what i heard.
Always be accountable for you own hours. Take pictures of your schedule every work day, or notes. Do you trust people with your money? XD
I work at paid without getting best buy
Wait people get paid
Hamad The Dolphin Man y
“So what’s your job?”
“Oh I collect lost dogs and bring them back to their owners”
He kidnaps the dogs
Ginger Ninja Cubing
[jesus lord I was trying to keep it wholesome]
I wanna do this (like the wholesome version, not the kidnap dogs version)
@@dmon3745 wtf is wrong with you for real, like that's some psycho wack ass drugged up shit youre comin up with.
@@Mecha_Hitler ?
*Allan?* This is a bad name for a Dog...
Klaro Nebulous how? My dog is named Allen
@@sodapopgacha2630 0:21 ....Just watch the Video before you type this
That is a great name for a dog
Oooo
my cat is called chuck norris
Jack: “Allen that’s a bad name for a dog.”
Me with a dog named Allen: 👁👄👁
he said Allan was bad. not Allen
@Pop Man allan and allen are pronounced the exact same way they’re just spelled differently, so it really doesn’t matter
@@popman4502 it sounded more like a correction than a joke and if it really was a joke then you have a very interesting sense of humor
@Pop Man you need a better sense of humor
clearly none of u have tik tok humor
everybody's saying how he's stealing the dogs on purpose yet i interpreted it as the man collecting loose dogs off the street and checking the local listings to see if he has a missing dog he can return
yeah
@Sherbet Tea well so would they if they ran away
@Sherbet Tea I guess that's a good point
That's a good theory but I don't think it works. At the beginning there are 3 posters but he only takes one, so if he really wanted to help he'd be taking all the posters
I’m pretty sure having a bag full of dogs isn’t natural
Does he kidnap dogs or just find them and wait?
He kidnaps dogs just to return them and get money
Please tell me you guys are joking
bryan enciso did you watch the video? Its what he does
Meat Sheat that or could be someone who rescues stray dogs
@@angrycaldo no he steals them for money
*_Day jobs are overrated. Night jobs are where it's at_*
Yespacito I see you every where
ah yes another really funny comment from the funniest man alive, and the funniest name and pfp.
it’s not another Justin Y.
it is a Yespacito. Not an off brand. This is entirely new. Justin Y only has dead memes now, this is new and
*f r e s h .*
No God please I won't do it again.
You are becoming the new Justin Y.
0:34 get a load of that one grey dog in the back
Lmao-
He is a beauty
@@aery1619 maybe she
I LIKE HIM
@@rubictheanimator8687 Allen sounds like a male name to me but idk
“Modern problems require modern solutions”
never clicked so fast on a notification
same
This guy is actually doing the right thing, it’s stopping lost pets from falling into the wrong hands :)
His hands are the wrong ones, he steals dogs and keeps them in his house, then waits for missing posters to appear, only grabs the ones that promise money and then returns said dog to make a living.
@@ringyz no he collects lost dogs on the streets and keeps them safe in his house until he finds out who owns the dog a gives it back.
@@liminal2431 but it's called day job? I think the title implies this is what he does for a living, grabs dogs and then keeps them in his house until the owners set up posters so he can get paid for "rescuing" them
@ringy but he gives the dogs plenty of food and gives them free roam. would a dognapper do dat
@@ringyz it’s not that deep bro
The god himself has gifted us once again with a strange yet beautiful creation.
WHOLESOME
Edit: I thought he was just returning dogs :(
He steals dogs to get rewards :|
this is a debatable statement.
that is most definitely not wholesome lmao
@@gutierrezaguilarianalberto4186 I mean you could interpret this as him finding dogs on the streets and keeping them safe before he can find out who their owner is. Of course he profits but hey id like to think he's getting the money through more wholesome means
Lmao FBI knows
Honestly, I like the fact that(from the looks of it) he actually takes care of the dogs
Step 1: *kidnap a dog*
Step 2: *wait for a "lost" poster*
Step 3: *return dog*
Step 4: *get paid*
Edit: thank y'all for all these *like s t o n k s*
~~69 likes~~
@@abc-qh5fc thanks dawg
*_STONKS_*
*stonks* 📈
@@raspberry93 really get your own comment
I love how Jack portraits real life situations into funny and dark videos. I don't remember how it's called but this kind of people do exist, they are like horders but instead of things they collect animals.
They’re literally called animal hoarders it’s sad
But most hoarders won't get rid of their animals, they won't even allow their trash to be removed from their property. This guy did it for profit
@@RudyMemes True that 👀
Malaya Kittya, what really!?
@@betteloufiles1250 Yep
_The feels, man._
*_👌_*
👌
yo mama
Starring the one and only Cboyardee. Amazing.
i think im gonna do this too. but to the kids
BAHAHAHAHAAAA UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE _FUCKING_ Y E A R
Uhm is that legal?
@@greetingsgayboy5967 r/wooosh
@@sunnyisfictional Why was that an r/wooosh?
Pidge Gunderson woooosh is the noise of the joke going right over your head
Jack Stauber had to dance on top of a volcano in order to summon Cboyardee.
He never vanished, hes very active on twitter..jack probably asked "Hey wanna record some lines for a vid?" and he prop ssid3 "lol, sure"
@@RingoYote he hasn't posted anything to twitter since early 2016.
haha nice
i thought he did that casually! guess i was wrong
another great no context comment
Always a pleasure seeing this weird stuff in my feed
That was an emotional roller coaster, I went from feeling sad from all the missing dog posters, to being angry at this mean bean for stealing all these dogs, to confused by how it ended
He isnt stealing them he just took lost dogs in until he finds a missing poster for them.
@@oatmeal5309 correct!
Its wholesome
No he gives them back
He collects dogs so he can get money from returning them, the only poster he took was the one that promised money in exchange of returning it, that's why the video is called "day job"
Am i the only one who loves how he says bye allan at 0:46 idk what it is but it just..... its nice /w\
SAME 💕💕💕💕💕
Well if you ignore the fact that he only does it for rewards, then I guess?
@@BlankedOutSlate, he collects all the lost dogs he can found, and if anyone is looking for them he's returning them.
@@artemefimov8215 They all have a collar, so he’d have no reason to take them since those pets could just wander back to their owner or their owners could find them or even that they weren’t originally lost to begin with; If anything, it seems more like he dognaps them just so the owners could make a bounty to find the dogs and he could get rewarded for it
@@BlankedOutSlate and the video is called "day job". Fair then.
0:04 sounds like villager from minecraft lol
Hudson Skye shOok-
hrm
hm
linxfreakz666 BAHAHA
Minecraft nerd
Lmao Allan is literally me
You let me down with this comment Dad... just like you let me down in life...
everything is "me" to someone
Dad but your name is Dad
God, DAD stop trying to be relatable... also mom wants to know when you're going to bye more milk.
Dad get off the damn PC
He's just so calm that he has like 20 dogs.
reminds me of myself.
Clip from School and Summer episode: Dog For a Day; The Tell Tale Mart
I mean I’m not saying stealing dogs is right but.......
I feel ya.
Flintstones appliance: "It's a living."
@@niha8032 you don't know about animal hoarders/animal kidnappers do you
Well hes keeping the dogs safe until the owner puts a sign that he loet his/her dog so it's not illegal
This is actually a really good idea, I'm gonna' start doing this.
no
stop
Hello officer? Yes...this comment right here ^
NO
KneeNutNutter
*y e s*
KneeNutNutter
*D o i t*
why am i sad and happy
dafne me
Because he steals dogs, but her dog was found.
*"'Allan'. That's a bad name for a dog."*
*Dogs named Allan:* *(intense sniffing)*
Cboyardee and Jack Stauber? I hope the officeplace is ready. Good to see c is still active
Does cboy has any social media?
@@ene8415 not anymore i believe.
@@firstofnineteenth He still uses his sound cloud I think.
It really do be like that sometimes
Stop just.. please
Bruh ur like everywhere fr
:)))))))))
Hello im a huge fan of your comments
go away
like
go
away
you're wasting our time
I got a new puppy and jack uploaded this creepy
KittyDraws did you name it Allan?
Canis Mortem sadly I named it before the vid :(
KittyDraws lol, still that’s cool you got a dog
Why is creepy?
His videos are unsettling, and aesthetic. I love it.
Edit: Why did this get over 100 likes tf-
Nice to see Cboyardee doing work still! I would love to see another collab with him and Jack!
Seconded!
2 videos in 1 momth, let's go jack!
3 actually!
He looks like Griffin McElroy and I can 100% bet this is something he'd do lol
He absolutely does, this is def something Griffin would do.
Lol Just imagine griffin in this room with a bunch of hand dogs
I like to think he just finds the lost dogs and reunites them with their families, rather than kidnapping them
I think it would cost more to take care of all those dogs for as long as it takes to find it's missing poster and make like 50 bucks.
wait a minute did he kidnap those dogs?
The proper term _is_ "dognap" but yeah, you got the gist.
He finds strays and takes them home when he finds a missing dog poster of them
He takes thelost dog home and if he found a poster with a "reward" he takes the lost dog back
For reward money
*steals dogs to get reward money*
STONIKS
can a homie get the source of your pfp?
Daniel Pearson it’s from a manga called jojos bizarre. I don’t remember when, though. ;)
No he baby sits the dogs-
Sham Dyno Veste Garage
*for a very, very long time*
*S* *T* *O* *N* *K* *S*
he sounds like a minecraft villager lol
How tf did I not notice that? Lmao
Holy shit, Cboyardee is still around?
I wonder if he's still a moderator on the shrekfaqs dot net community.
what was he known for?
@@mvnkycheez He made a whole bunch of videos back a few years ago. I think he's probably best known for the Dilbert trilogy. There's an archive channel with most of his work on it just called cboyardeearchive.
He heavily inspired PilotRedSun, and I would imagine Jack too, in a way.
@@mvnkycheez look up "dilbert 1-3" he's pretty legendary for early RUclips content. I'm stoked to see he's still around. Anyone know if he's gonna make any OC?
wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano
I actually did this as a kid. Me and another people stole a dog and then later when there was a 500 dollar reward gave it back.
I was 9, but yeah that's the biggest and only crime I've committed
The biggest crime i ever comitted was steal a pirated game i saw someone selling on the sidewalk
@@Blankult XD
Hear that? It’s a scam
Thats clever
But YOU ARE A MOTHER-
🧢
How can this humna create such clever stories so fast?
Honestly this would be funny if this was a job
Pretty sure there are places that take in stray animals, and if someone comes looking they can get them back
This is how you make money. Steal dogs and wait for the owner to put a missing sign up. The reward is usually a lot.
profit 🤑🤑
And better yet, the dogs will never tell their owners.
And you get to hang out with dogs
This is like in the movie seven psychopaths
That little song at the end was amazing!
Names for Dogs:
Allan < Allen < Alan 👍
I love your art, Jack. It's honestly so simple and happy ❤️❤️
* *Your*
@@JoeMama-1diot lol ty
Not sure I'd call his last video happy
@@JS-po8oc it's has a happy bite to me...none of his videos are rlly sad tbh..
They aren’t sad just kinda creepy but also kinda happy lol
Contact *Martha* DC fans: *intense sweating*
When I was younger I was thinking of something like this. Never knew jack stauber would have the same idea
Honestly, I'm always scared when he posts something
This made me really sad, but it's so nostalgic for some reason????
You might be thinking of the old dog cartoon on pbs kids called Martha speaks
@@jake-kt1bk I saw that you called it "alphabet soup" and I clicked on it boutta drag the shit outta you for disrespecting my homebitch Martha but then I saw you corrected it
Understandable, have a nice day
sisi saurus yeah lol idk what the hell I was thinking of when I said alphabet soup 😂
@@jake-kt1bk well there is an episode of Martha speaks that has the title alphabet soup
@@everybodydotheflopxd Yeah, the reason why Martha can speak is because she ate alphabet soup and it went to her brain instead of her stomach because according to PBS Kids that's how it works
#themoreyouknow
That man had the dogs the whole time, I think he would maybe take the dogs and then return them to recieve the reward for himself. Clever dog
kruelzombieful dO yOu ThInK?!?1?!1!
*clever girl*
What a detective
Yeah he tries to imply this with, you know the dogs being in his house and him literally taking dogs to put in his house, yknow.
Thanks captain obvious!
How did you manage to get Cboyardee? Nice to see he's still around
Cboyardee? I haven't heard that name in years...
What came first, ranch or cool ranch?
Uh, ranch
You stupid fucking bitch, I can’t believe how fucking dumb you are!
Degenerate
can't believe this is what Griffin McIelroy does A-side from podcasts
Degenerate
Cybershark _309 you’re such a gamer bruhhhhhhhhhhh
@@thebrisketbrothers8128 everytime someone says "bruhhhhhh" it makes me gag...
*degenerate*
The job isn't Jesus Approved, but the video sure is!
*_Hi Jesus! How’s your heaven life?_*
"starring Cboyardee"
WHAT??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
what twitter account lmao?
@@jlobpds he seems like the kind of person to do so, except for the sex change
*Dog-* gone it