What Men Get Wrong About Going Down on Women - April Macie

[@fatalexcerpts]

Funny stuff. Using the stool as a prop and the faces she makes... adds so much to the delivery.

[@markandrichak5468]

Hilarious, but ironically, Robin Williams did it better; with his elbow fold

[@fatalexcerpts]

@@markandrichak5468 lol. robin williams huh? not a big fan of his. well as far as movies or tv with him as comedic lead, anyway. if he had a standup routine, or any exclusive cable specials, i havent seen 'em... 😶

[@MultiUnreal]

@@markandrichak5468 That’s not even fair. It’s like saying “yeah, you’re good on guitar, but not as good as Hendrix”.

[@conspiracykill]

My girl just said I can do what ever I want while I'm down there, as long as my face comes up looking like a glazed donut. Love.

[@beeorganic]

I'm no gynecologist but that white "glaze" could also be a sign of a yeast infection.

[@adamvraden7915]

@@beeorganic glaze is typically clear. Icing. Is white.

[@mymelodyssaxophone7724]

@@beeorganic You know.. it changes color and smell. If it's white-ish or clear - it's normal

[@SomebodysNephew]

Lol tell her you're diabetic and can't because you forgot your insulin.

[@barttobias3933]

She have a sister?

[@ericlayton8888]

Top tip: if you’re getting bad sex, let the other person know how they can do better. Not only do you get the benefit of better sex, you also gauge whether someone’s worth having sex with by their response to constructive criticism

[@chrisnicolas611]

This is a very top tier comment sir

[@MsZephyra]

*you gauge whether someone's worth being with, period - depending on how they handle tactfully expressed constructive criticism!

[@slainemcroth4052]

That's also a great way to suddenly experience a lack of interest in sex by the lady in question

[@Qingeaton]

You best be a damn good talker.

[@MisterAMuck]

I learned this after losing my virginity, witch was a disaster. Communication is a must. Granted I read a lot about this from many women's stories and articles, getting their point of view on it, that helped as much as anything. Once you learn how differently they get aroused you can play all kinds of games together...

[@aloromot4110]

I cried. From now until the day I die I'll always think of being an alligator coming out of the water.

[@Qingeaton]

Sometimes, there can even be water to come out of lol

[@bigbrainplays3007]

Wat

[@brentbeardsley655]

Like Wilson on Home Improvement peeking over the fence.

[@nach0699]

69th like

[@bigbrainplays3007]

@@nach0699 Nice

[@Roxer777]

Tips for the ladies, speak up, tell your men what and how you like it. Every woman is different, in taste and shapes, don't expect everybody is going to do it right, give some directions.

[@silvia2641]

You'd be surprised how many guys take direction as criticism, and decide to shut down and because they feel attacked 😬

[@Roxer777]

@@silvia2641 I do know this. Communication is key in every type of relationship. Before having sex it must be a lot of talking, in which this must be addressed, "if I feel you are not pushing the right bottoms, I will give you some directions", there is also timing and manner when it comes to saying things specially criticism. That's one of the reasons communicating before anything is so important. And of course always maintain that communication.
Now if the man says something like "I don't need directions" or just plain take it badly. Yeah he doesn't worth it. Dumb the guy.

[@voguehaven5154]

a lot of men either shut down or get very abusive and arrogant. Most would rather live in the delusion that they are awesome in bed.

[@Roxer777]

@@voguehaven5154 Any person who shut down, gets aggressive or arrogant when trying to communicate is not ready nor worthy of a relationship of any sort. Every type of relationship needs to be build in good communication. It is imperative that before having sex, the couple communicate clearly and thoroughly. In which the whole "if I feel you need some help or directions for me I will let you know" has to be stablish. After all they are both in the same team. If the partner take this badly, is definitely not worth the company and you should stay away from that person as far as possible.

[@jambajoby32]

Also wash up lol

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Okay seriously, who the F was the camera director for this?! Is this a comedy set or a prelude to a horror scene??! Jeez man!

[@daniellerogers1352]

Oh man. I totally see it. Yikes.

[@smoke4824]

😂

[@sammitra]

r/killthecameraman

[@FatalFriction]

Chin man.

[@glowingowl221]

Lmao I was like is this a rock concert now ?

[@ashylarry3442]

The freaking Blair Witch camera work is gonna give someone vertigo.

[@joeshmoe6798]

Old school cameraman tricks to try and keep the viewer interested sadly. I hear better stories about coworkers weekend issues

[@davidbouchard5451]

dude you are waaaaay too sensitive

[@ChickenPizza]

If that's enough to give you vertigo you have much bigger problems to worry about. Lol

[@Scorch428]

I thought it was appropriate.

[@UpChuckTheBoogie]

I asked my father when I was 18 or 19 why he never told me about the birds and the bee's he spit his drink out he was laughing so hard😂😂

[@mikeleo7189]

I was 42 and he spit out his false teeth .

[@UpChuckTheBoogie]

@@mikeleo7189 😂😂😂😂

[@dwightdodd3734]

it's true if you really think about it..............just the eyes,peeking through the bush......

[@anj8122]

the camera guy from blair witch probably got a gig to film this stand up...

[@SovereignStatesman]

And the script-writer wrote the jokes.

[@JPKing-ot6hm]

Ok my my oil
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[@legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954]

"I'm an alligator, ripping apart a chicken!" Hilarious

[@Theomite]

That was seriously fucking funny. Like, almost Taylor Tomlinson-level punchline.

[@kitemanmusic]

Everything tastes like chicken!

[@SovereignStatesman]

Chicken hell, more like a fish

[@SovereignStatesman]

@@kitemanmusic Well that's the fishiest chicken there is

[@bobma6342]

@@SovereignStatesman I was thinking that would have been funnier

[@goldenwolf90]

I didn’t know the pioneer woman did stand up. 😂😂

[@sxerosie]

OMFGGGG 🤣🤣 after hours I guess

[@SheDeviI]

This is funnier than her jokes

[@sendneutrals]

STOP!,,,,,,

[@Zinzin09]

She exposing Lads game out here 😂😂

[@andytay5507]

I thought it was Wynonna Judd at first, but you're right, it DOES look like Ree Drummond (can't believe I missed that, being from Pawhuska myself

[@joelperez9252]

That alligator joke I almost peed myself I laughed so hard.

[@kenwelch198]

That's the one that got me too

[@jamessayshi5262]

Lol 🤣 the way she said you guys look creepy i almost died laughing oh my god well now imma laugh my ass off because its gonna pop in my head in the middle

[@billgraham5609]

Funny as hell, the alligator made me laugh my ass off, so true

[@dwightdodd3734]

Been There,done THAT !!!!!

[@CLo-no4lk]

No guy I know ever had a talk like that with his Dad...that aside, she was pretty effing funny

[@kianalyprod_]

my dad did with my 2 brothers and me and my little sis 🤷🏾‍♀️ he wanted us to live I guess lol

[@zdtu8]

Yeah, my dad never talked to me about sex. He never gave me 'the talk'. Never talked about girls. Never made a lewd joke about women. Never got caught leering at other women. Never flirted with Mom in front of us kids. Never taught me 'game' or encouraged me to be confident with girls. And that.. is why I was a virgin until college. Too busy playing sports, video games, and magic the gathering.

[@stevelee3144]

I want some stew

[@astashasta1]

@@zdtu8 I had the exact same experience, still kind of pissed as an adult that my dad never even gave me the birds and bees simple talk

[@naseeradel3182]

Same here. My dad never talked to me about sex. I think they should tho, cuz not talking tend to make kids go find the answer in the wrong places. My dad wouldn't even let me be in the Sex Ed in high school. I was 17 and half then.

[@williamwhite2113]

The stew joke got me, that was pretty good. April does have her moments for sure.

[@taekwon_therrien]

Hahahah "im an alligator rrrrrripping apart a chicken!!"
Accurate

[@KidThomsonMediaProductions]

No man has ever had that conversation with his son

[@jenynz5334]

Lol! Reminds me of Joy Koy from "Comin' in Hot" ~ "MY LOTION!"

[@sharunjohnjoseph]

IKR……she made it sound like a gay porn plot 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rhythmicons]

No one *HAS* to tell their son to beat off.

[@hmpz36911]

I told my son vag is acidic and burns, so always go for the ass. His wife is mad bc she's sick of anal. Now he's a 26 year old virgin, about to get divorced. Should I tell him I was just messing with him? He's gonna be really mad for avoiding vag all these years...

[@Rhythmicons]

@@hmpz36911 Maybe you should just tell your wife to wash.

[@dudewheresmycube]

I dont usually laugh out loud like ever. I was dying lmao.

[@demetriusware2705]

Next time I go down on a girl I'm definitely using that "grrr I'M AN ALLIGATOR!!" line.

[@ghostrecon755]

Straight up!! LOL

[@1crzy8ball75]

Best Damn comment yet! LMÇFAO.. Too PHUCKIN' much!

[@Petrolosis]

.

[@coiledsteel8344]

SIMP

[@danieljodrey8863]

If you can still remember it...

[@ShadowNinjaDestiny]

That made me almost spill my drink.

[@robertruesterholtz7484]

I never look up, I listen for the sound.

[@DaStoneboat]

I wear my Lion's hat with the long visor. Has to be a Lion's hat, that way I know, she's not expecting much, and won't mind if I lose it all in the fourth quarter.

[@bobma6342]

That's what I do, Robert Ruesterholtz. The ears are the key to doing it right. Listen for hitting the right area.
Of course she has to cooperate.

[@andypetrelli8193]

@@DaStoneboat 😄😄😄😄😄

[@GatorJake]

Jaysus. I laughed my ass off. Thank you, April -- that was hilarious. I'm from Florida, so the alligator reference at the end made it funnier. Cheers.

[@sarevok6]

Haha the thing about the alligator ripping apart a chicken is so on the mark XD

[@gmamagillmore4812]

She never tells you, she tells her friends, her sister, her neighbors, everybody she knows, ---- Lenny Bruce 1955

[@georgeblair3894]

Sam Kinison.

[@screwballentertainment]

Lenny Bruce is a true American hero.

[@SovereignStatesman]

@@georgeblair3894 Tom Leykis

[@waynemacomson6448]

I really hate having to point out that keeping the boogie man away is our job. That's broke mkay.

[@brennam954]

1955 lol, exactly

[@jamesslick4790]

"Like we're in the middle of a Mexican Soap Opera" made me spit Pepsi at my screen.

[@jameswalker590]

As often as I hear people spitting things out while listening to comedy, I would think you would either learn to control yourself or refrain from taking a drink for the 5 minute duration of this clip. Nothing personal, but this boggles my mind. I have never spit anything out laughing...I swallow it :)

[@jamesslick4790]

@@jameswalker590 I bet you are a "hoot" at parties.

[@coachhbosoccer]

"I'm an alligator ripping apart a chicken 🐔"
😭💀

[@michellehuffman2025]

I'm dead!😂💀😂💀laughing so hard cause everything she says is so true! Lmao

[@dwightdodd3734]

Have a god laugh at our expense,Michelle !

[@mjohns908]

I love her energy. She really knows how to work a crowd.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

It's called being hungover

[@mattbarker1411]

No clue what you watched, but it wasn't her....

[@stevecirino500]

Probably a bad lay though

[@gritskennedy5007]

My stomach hurts from laughin so hard...great stand up chickie!

[@jbaby007]

She is absolutely freakin hilarious! Sometimes her voice reminds me of Staurt's mom off of MAD TV.

[@MrAdorabao]

😂

[@smoothcat1556]

Snarly for sure

[@zacariasblanco9738]

Yeah she does

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

Spot on

[@mikelarson8786]

Meets Brian Reagan

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

Cracked up at the 2 eyeballs

[@davidpatel2589]

Now I'm gonna have to get my wife to wear one of her Swamp People t-shirts next time I'm going down South, 'cause i'll be thinking about how i look like an alligator in the bayou 🤣

[@satguy27]

That's the best part is getting food after being with an older woman 😂😂

[@kitemanmusic]

Boy, was she grateful! Good hook up!

[@duncanbryson1167]

$hit! It wasn't his mother was it? 😱
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gaylemc2692]

That's not the only thing that's good.

[@tx5190]

Wait 'till she starts doing his laundry!

[@paulrom446]

Or they might buy you Clothes or take you out to Dinner 🍽️ before or after!

[@theTrend7]

"The Shocker?" 🙊😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@alexhodges2348]

Years ago there was cartoon in playboy with a girl looking down at her guy and commenting that he would look good in a beard.

[@MrCaelbe1]

Probably had a weak chin and she was bored. Do people still pay for magazines? It's 2021.

[@davidlrogers]

@@MrCaelbe1 "years ago" nice reading comprehension there big brains

[@MrStano-jy3ts]

What a stunning and funny lady😀 made me laugh hard😂😂😂 thank you👍🏼

[@patrickhoffman9191]

No one ever pulls their son aside and says anything like that.

[@mintyhippo8125]

My friend said his dad did

[@swiftkarma4436]

My dad did with my brothers

[@peterorthmann5612]

Maybe they should. Kinda more important than shaving. LOL

[@DaStoneboat]

I wasn't so much pulled aside, it was more like yelling down the hall so everybody could hear.

[@josephmorris3778]

Well, guys without dads definitely aren't pulled aside and told anything like that.

[@FreedomForMaryland]

I usually hate when women do sex jokes but April Macie legit had me rolling! Glad I didn't skip this one!

[@thetroll8655]

The rocker🤘
The spocker🖖
The heart stopper 🤜

[@maggman1]

Don't forget the mini van, two in the front five in the rear.🤞🤛

[@javiacustico]

ohhh "two in the pink and one in the stink".. The Shocker, one of the best Steel Panther songs

[@roberttaylor6030]

I still remember what my dad said to me just before I lost my virginity ~ "Just pick one son, they all cost the same".

[@aronnemcsik]

he wasn't wrong tho...

[@ayemiksenoj5254]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roberttaylor6030]

@Guerro K Yeah and while you're at it be sure to leave her even more insecure than when you found her, lol.

[@roberttaylor6030]

@Guerro K You have issues.

[@roberttaylor6030]

@Guerro K I guess having issues comes with the territory when you have a mother that teaches you to use people with emotional problems then discard them.

[@pokemonitishere202]

I was like 😒 throughout the video. Then I lost in the end at the alligator reference 😂😂😂

[@shaunsteele8244]

I had a girlfriend years ago who told me "just draw the alphabet with your tongue". That always seems to work lol

[@CanItAlready]

Key & Peele had a sketch where a couple of guys told a room full of other guys to do that. Punch line to the sketch was that the two guys were women in disguise.

[@growsinhouseherbiculturali1100]

That’s an old Sam kinnison joke.

[@musicwaverider6422]

She gave me a cool whip container of stew to take home..I'm fucking dying!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigbrainplays3007]

Why tho?

[@musicwaverider6422]

@@bigbrainplays3007 Because it sounds like something an old lady would do. That had me crying with laughter!😂😂😂

[@andytay5507]

when I saw the pic, at first I thought it was a young Wynonna Judd.

[@SovereignStatesman]

I thought it was Carrot-top without the props.

[@brucefouts974]

SVU..lol

[@dumaskhan]

Well, I wouldn't mind getting lessons from her on how to do it right. I'll learn how to make stew for her too.

[@mikenijboer1292]

Just let the woman grab you by the hair and they guide you to wherever you have to go. You only have to keep your tongue moving. If the woman doesn't grab you by the hair, look for the man in the boat, it's not a big boat, but you will know when you found it

[@berniekingsley8032]

No

[@berniekingsley8032]

Loop loop

[@austinhall3937]

Hello, yes, is this 911?
*I've been attacked*

[@AquaCarb]

I think I ripped my girlfriends chicken apart.

[@TerryB751]

Have to check out the alligator masks for the next trip to the adult fantasy store.

[@ShaiGurl702]

Died laughing at “just two eyeballs” 🤣🤣🤣

[@timmorris3056]

"If the Shocker doesn't Rock her...Spock her!" 😁

[@yosmith100]

😂😂😂

[@oneilriley9004]

You guys ever tried to do the alligator death roll? My girl didn't like it so much 😞

[@richardlloyd2589]

Yes, but the Mrs said she’d prefer ordinary mayo.

[@KeithCooper-Albuquerque]

Now THAT was funny!

[@danokitemanotoo1791]

She's freaking great & her visuals are superb!

[@paulrom446]

Holy Moly! I'm ROFL! I laughed so hard I cried 🎉! Now this Comedy done right!

[@Jens0215]

Not only is she hilarious but god damn does she have fabulous hair!

[@dennismclark14]

I know I'm doing big things when I go down there. For one thing you actually have to like to do it, and don't stop until my face looks like a glazed donut.

[@brennam954]

Damn, that's hot

[@maggman1]

@@brennam954 thank you. I don't just like to, I love going down on a woman.. !!

[@Scorch428]

Im usually doing mid-size to smallish things when I take the trip downtown.

[@konigderwelt2174]

Sitting there in the first row with your phone making a video of someone who is Standing right in front of you just feels weird.

[@ha-jd7wl]

I love women comedians! People always say they are not funny, but I love the suspense waiting for them to get funny. It's the best joke.

[@ha-jd7wl]

the best part is waiting for the jokes that never come

[@careystuart]

By far the prettiest comic out there.

[@ambientsentient]

Just laughed out loud at the gym- had to stop doing reps because I was busting a gut🤣🤣🤣

[@minifarmbarns5303]

I eat chicken because I like it.
Not because of it's desire to be eaten.

[@whyskyd]

That's why I eat it any way I want it.
Often raw.

[@andyhudgins9443]

That

[@BertFromOhio]

Jesus christ Princess Fiona had me rollin

[@tosinakin2508]

Oh wow, I can't unsee it now 😂

[@choforogabriel]

Short set wish she had a couple more minutes, legit funny!

[@U2WB]

She’s the funniest comic I’ve seen in a very long time !

[@bobapbob5812]

Don't forget Ben Franklin's advice about older women. They are experienced and grateful.

[@ROGER2095]

They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell.

[@bobapbob5812]

@@ROGER2095 good take

[@joanneramsey7723]

Oh please… they are experienced, but its the guy who is grateful for her “wisdom”, if truth be told.

[@bobapbob5812]

@@joanneramsey7723 OK

[@ednovy4925]

An alligator tearing up a chicken!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[@mikegeeguitarman8991]

very daring and very funny..quite a routine

[@danieljmoore]

An alligator ripping apart a chicken 😆😆😆

[@abellopez.]

I have seen many Female and Male comedians, both funny and unfunny. I often silently cheer for and enjoy jokes if they're good. But that stew joke made me laugh out loud.

[@charlibaltimore7641]

When she grabbed the chair, I died!! Lmbo!

[@0820XXX]

This is the first time I've heard of April Macie. And I laugh at most of her jokes in this video clip above.

[@jamesotisjr2322]

find the little salty spot and never give it a moments rest

[@orleansartist6095]

That comment made me sigh. Good sigh not bad

[@billyclub56]

😆👍 I'm using that!

[@dormetheus]

That's the urethra, bro!

[@mannylugz5872]

Keep a towel besides you as your face will get wet like you dipped it into a bowl of jelly.

[@borghiire]

So true!!! I always keep my eyes closed too lol

[@joepowell3740]

Hello Irene

[@arkady714]

Best part is when she said "we love you, we want to please you." Nice to see a comedianne who sees the humor in sex without bitching about men.

[@gameface6091]

Get over yourself.

[@arkady714]

@@gameface6091 You first. 🤣

[@gameface6091]

@@arkady714 ok done, your turn.

[@arkady714]

@@gameface6091 Prove it. ☺️

[@gameface6091]

@@arkady714 Oh so I didn't take a random joke and then generalize about all other female comedians "bitching about men."
You're welcome.

[@salsadancer4965]

I love this woman.

[@michaelhulsey201]

This is why you eat it from the back.. Call me, April....lol

[@michaelhulsey201]

@James 23 LOL that's so gross but so funny! Obvs after she showered!

[@laurapickman9415]

I love her. Laughed till I cried. Thank you.

[@whogotbarslikethese7563]

I love the way this was shot. Visually looks better than any special I've ever seen

[@Scorch428]

@@ChrisOnez718 I thought it was fine. The part with the stool wouldnt have been as funny if it was just a natural straight on comedy special shot.

[@frankierays]

Funny and accurate. My advice for men? Tell your partner “all I want to hear you say is harder, softer, faster or slower.”

[@Raymond-rr5iv]

Absolutely hilarious.... because it's true !!♡!!

[@rickcoomer2469]

Damn this lady is hilarious
Hadn't laughed like that in a while

[@waynebastianelli8391]

Lmao 🤣 an alligator...never be the same ....

[@jsilverstein2359]

I’m dying of laughter. Thank you. Spectacular.

[@ytho8245]

Lol she assumes i had a dad

[@SteiniHSV]

Lmao you assume he a she

[@blop-a-blop9419]

X'D
hilarious !
I feel you bro, same here. Well mine left when I was 9, but yeah

[@rainierr9356]

That Stew in a cool whip container details means that story is 100% true!!!!

[@jacobdayhuff4952]

This lady has me Rollin the whole time XD

[@forevercontrarian3517]

Dang, literally funny, to see April after seeing her “live” on a couple of occasions at an East Lansing, MI comedy club.
Somewhere (?) I have headshot photos of her and me. One outstandingly funny, hysterical lady. So very glad she is still making people grin!
😷👍🎯🍀🇺🇸

[@craigleidigjr4170]

That was GREAT !!!

[@dirtydogvideo]

not an alligator.....a crotchodile!! 😆😆😆

[@kyffhazard6823]

I was alr cracking up at Chimichangas, but I really lost it at the Alligators hahaha

[@tyeedwrds]

If he's a inch or 2 off, wouldn't it be her responsibility to say, "no honey a little more to the right, faster, slower.." isn't she participating? A guy never hesitates to direct! If it's not good for her, she should be willing to say something! Most guys are more than willing to give and learn how to make it better! Why? Because we like being able to do it again!

[@bigbrainplays3007]

Yes

[@rickjamz]

Silly, that's asking too much. We are supposed to be mind readers with 6 inch tongues, 6 pack abs, 6 feet tall making 6 figures a year. How dare you expect THEM to give feedback.

[@brennam954]

@@rickjamz incel alert lol "women only want alpha chads!!!" Men, on the other hand, never have unrealistic expectations of women. EVER. lol keep dreaming

[@navybloo]

It's a joke lol a comedian said it chill out

[@silvia2641]

Most guys being willing to be directed is definitely an overstatement. A lot of the time it hurts their ego and they want to move on to something else 🙃

[@jong7269]

Dads never did either. Great joke though

[@timgottschall6480]

Not gonna lie. That stung. Would def see her in person someday.

[@donaldtoonsberry832]

Loser

[@billgreenidge6740]

Hilarious, but she's actually given us (men) some valuable info.

[@TheTwinkiefoot]

Have you not had these conversations before?

[@billgreenidge6740]

@@TheTwinkiefoot I have.The fact is that because the Male ego is so fragile, many if not most of us walk around thinking we're doing everything just right.

[@Helenheaven22]

@@billgreenidge6740 and women who fake the orgasms aren't helping anything either.

[@dwightdodd3734]

little tiny circles......................

[@jacobjegira5361]

what makes this super funny is that she tries to contain her own laughter at her own jokes😂

[@marbist5796]

Super funnoying🤔

[@kentwagner3971]

When did Becky Lynch lose her accent?

[@rayjohnson2387]

Couldn't be Becky... not annoying enough 🙂

[@michelerich1590]

the chalk outline or scarecrow lol yea

[@SiriusMined]

For a second I thought it was Mariska Hargitay! 😂

[@davebunnell1105]

Instead of sending in the scout explorers, canine unit, and scuba team when your man is covering a square foot of nerve endings, maybe tell him what you like. Nothing worse than a dead fish who when done complains to her friends her lover didn't set off a nuclear thigh explosion. Just tell us what you want, and then shift into lust mode in your mind. This is not hard. Apparently it is hard for women to voice what they need.