Yeah it's too bad they stopped filming this show, they only filmed from 2008 to 2010. They should really bring this show back. There is similar shows filmed in the US and Canada and i am Canadian myself but I prefer the Border force UK than the US or Canadian border force TV shows.
It’s explained on another episode. They apparently smell strongly like campfires because they’ve been hanging out in the woods for so long and hanging around fires for cooking and warmth. If you’ve ever gone camping you know how that smell clings to you and your clothes.
They smell of woodsmoke! That's just being diplomatic, woodsmoke plus unwashed bodies, they're all living rough in the woods for months at a time, basic cleanliness is almost impossible. I'm pretty sure most people would like to stay upwind of most of them
I know some people will bash me for this, but how can you live in a country for 10 years, using up the resources, but not bother learning the basics of the language? My mother moved from Europe to Canada with me while I was a child, and she learned English. We speak her native tongue at home and she does have an accent, but she understands English better than some born Canadians.
Wow look at that... You thought you would get bashed for making this comment and infact I'm the first one to make a comment in 3 months and it seems many people liked the comment. Myself included, I absolutely agree with this statement. 10 years is an exceptionally long time to be in another country and NOT know the language. It's lazy and inconsiderate. Seems like they want the most benefits with the least effort.
@norma g it is a shame... People want to come to a free country so badly but then they don't make an effort at all to be a part of it. First part of being a part of where you are is understanding/speaking the language.
Agree if you don’t respect the culture and people of the country you are in enough to learn the language and be part of society then you shouldn’t be there
Here in Hong Kong we Nepalese have been living and working for more than 15+years but most of us don't understand Chinese simplified . So that means we are lazy ass right. But there might be some difficulty like us we talk best English ,Japanese, Hindi, our language Nepalese and our tribe language. So on our mid 30 we were here at hongkong you want us to learn more language , shut fuk up and tell me how many language you know.
Gotta love the fact that someone who came in illegally and worked illegally was demanding a tax return because he was getting deported back home. What a joke
The last guy should enter without papers and without passport or any ID. They'll tell him to report monthly and he can just ignore that and then live in England for as long as he wants.
grateful, but these people bring the same way of life with them.. the solution is to fix the corruption in their own country.. this way cleanliness and technology will help the standard of living for everyone there, including their family, friends, community, country.. not to burden another country with the costs of maintaining you and yours just because you want it, illegally.
Lol not so easy yes work with drug white cocain you can make money and if you will be arrested you have few years like 3 yrs ...with cannabis 6 mounth lol its nothing
Oh, and he needs to pay his part of the national defence, the police officers and courts, the roads and other infrastructure, from all of which he benefitted. There are also all the costs associated with his deportation, not just the cost of the plane ticket.
Hopefully, after so many years, the UK has made their border rules more stringent. Arresting people and later letting them back to be arrested again in the future is absolutely a waste of time and money.
btw it was a valid point, he worked and paid taxes, everything was under his name he did not fake anything. Since he is not staying he should get back all the payments.
Rosco tbh working in the UK without papers is very easy as they don’t have ID cards and most employers don’t even check passports, that’s why the UK is such an attractive destination
I’ve learned that if you’re in student visa and you’re not going to school and work more than 20 hrs a week, do not go to your country and try to come back to UK
There seems to be no political will to deal with this problem, both in France (with all the 'clandestines' camping rough for no other reason than to sneak a ride at the first convenient opportunity) and in England where they seem to be released more often than not. It's as if the so-called authorities have no power to actually do anything.
These shows are so entertaining. The way he quickly tries to erase it but it's already too late. Couldn't script anything funnier than real life Britain even if Hollywood put their biggest budget on it.
AR G.. Wait till you stumble upon one of these videos with the adorable little Lucy. Such a gung-ho employee... wags her tail whenever she sniffs people, suitcases or packages. And when she sniffs out contraband...cuteness comes double-time...although I doubt the person caught thinks she's so adorable.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. So bold & cavalier, he asked the officer who's sending him back for advice on how to succeed next time. Clearly, they view Britain's immigration laws as something to take advantage of. Whereas, they should be placed on a no-admit list for at least several years.
I don't know about other second immigrant generation's thinking but as a legal immigrant, I would never feel comfortable working for immigration office catching or deporting immigrants like this South Asian officer.
Lol..I'm not breaking any law..omg..how could one submit fraudulent documents for residence permit??..no one can even dream of..and he claims he has not broken the law..🤣
Ramya Mano I had my ID and my entire citizen documents stolen and used by a illegal and they totally messed up my life. He broke a law and I don’t see where they get they haven’t broken a law.
@@RedMoonsEcho really sad..ppl don't think before doing all this..I feel they should be jailed instead of being left out..see his guts.. asking if he can apply again to UK .. bcos of these guys .. they suspect even good ppl and deny visas
UK loves rich criminals who steal billion of dollars from their own nation. Just ask Indian Vijay Mallya. They just hate poor people who just wants to come there to make a living.
In this video report, the people’s desperation to make a living brings out creativity to make it, but at the same token their actions make a mockery of the kind and humane British immigration system.
99.9% aren't asylum seekers, they want freebies actual citizens are forced to pay for along with your job. haul em to the far side of the country before dumping them out and stop handling them with kit gloves. Getting busted should be miserable. Just like any other crime. make em pay for their flight home. send the man home with his wife and kids. That shouldn't be a get out of jail free card.
Watching these shows I don't know anyone in their right mind that would want to go to England! With all due respect my family escaped from England and now I know why!
I wish the United States would do this. But why do they keep letting these people go and they can't never find them again. They should detain them till they boot them out.
They are flocking to England because the English ancestors made colonies out of these poor people's countries, exploited them. Now the current generation is dealing with the aftermath of Colonial exploitation. To achieve a better lifestyle they migrate to Europe or US
Actually, the US also charters planes to take the illegals back occasionally, depending upon the number of people being deported at that specific occasion. A few months ago, there was a chartered plane taking illegal immigrants to Brazil, and some of the immigrants were mad because they were flown to São Paulo and released there instead of their home states which were far... they wanted to be dropped at their "doorsteps"... the audacity lol
Honestly,, I would make them to work either collecting gabrage or clean streets or paint bldg etc to earn money to pay their flight back to their destination... I would not pay it for them...
@@ardiani65 that’s a shame, I was typing them up for you, I was going to use the commission from your tickets to send you a farewell card. Merry Christmas
@@paulinemoriarty552 thnx anyway cause i am albanian from KOSOVA and i cant travell to UK couse we need a VISA a was in UK during the war in KOSOVA and i was going back voulentery to KOSOVA
The "student" was going through the entire repertoire of ways to deny/excuse/blame/diversion he was taught at the "Enter Illegally Into a Country, If You Get Caught, Talk Yourself Out of Guilt" classes he attended... but it was not working for him, and he couldn't understand why... Lesson 1: Use the word basically, while looking into the officer's eyes. • "Basically sir, it's a misunderstanding because it wasn't my fault..." Lesson 2: If that doesn't work, look deeper into the agent's eyes, slow your breathing, hold the eye contact, and slowly say the 'no fail' affirmation. • "I don't want to waste your time!" Lesson 3: If that does fail, try another affirmation, with a trembling voice so the agent feels bad for you. • "All I want to say, sir..." (pause for a dramatic moment) "...I'm studying at...whatever I've told you under, under pressure or ummmm, ummm..." Lesson 4: If THAT fails also, confess. • "All I want to confess is...I've done nothing wrong in your country..." He is genuinely surprised the officer didn't fall for his "masterfully delivered " bullsh#t...
UK is so generous, the government provided a charter flight or a flight for those going back to their country who were refuse to come to UK? In Asia, you have to pay on your own pocket. And when the asylum seeker mom gave birth to her baby, how did the hospital didn't know about this?
@@BillBiggs1 Which is one of many reasons the NHS is in serious trouble, because it’s supporting so many folks that don’t pay taxes (they work for cash-in-hand, but use the services out of entitlement regardless), _AND_ the extra people also cause a staffing shortage (because it isn’t like these extra people are working as doctors/nurses/etc).
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 the government clearly has more money than it knows what to do with, the billions wasted on the foreign aid budget (to supposed poor countries who have space programmes) could easily sort out the problems in the NHS in a heartbeat.
hehehehehe The CC for hearing Impaired spelt berth as birth, in the first 90 seconds !!! I was concerned the first time I read "BIRTH" that a baby was about to be born in Customs area. hehehe
Its so amazing how some people dont know how to keep their lies straight. People from other countries have a dream to come to the U S and other countries that will take them in. Conditions are deplorable in their country, no room to move up, cant make enough money to provide for a family. It takes alot of courage to pack up and go to another country....
Poverty and Unemployment compel the people of third wold countries to make their way to Europe and Americas. May God ease their hardships so that they could stay in their own countries and earn for their living and their families. I myself from third world country and I can better understand and feel their pains.
Hammad Mian Vlogs Here’s a thought … make their own countries better. Immigration and Border Entry for non-citizens is a “granted privilege” not a human right.
They know they can easily disappear in the UK and work without documents, other European countries have a ID card system that helps to prevent illegal workers. Also fining companies 10k is no deterrent, they just close the business down and start again under another company name.
I was once stopped at a Mexican border, having just earned my citizenship I was comfortable traveling but too young to understand the system. They didn't believe me. So here I was, dressed in clubbing clothes, put in a room with hookers, illegals, and other bandits 🤣🤣🤣. Glad it was resolved but damnit what a terrible night that was.
SUCKMEOFF ROPER lol I didn’t try to “flip things upside down” when you don’t listen and still try to cross the boarder whatever happens to you is entirely your own fault not ours because he can’t handle all of the illegals we catch if retards would just go through a port of entry nothing bad will happen to them it’s their own fault
SUCKMEOFF ROPER land belongs to whoever can defend it if you can’t defend the land the country doesn’t exist anymore the Europeans got lucky and industrialized first if you think that any other continent or race that industrialized first wouldn’t invade and take over other countries then you are not smart
@SUCKMEOFF ROPER Look, Afican slavery was wrong but had it been Africans who were the more advanced they would have been pulling our forefathers out of Europe. Not that I agree with conquering but it's all part of survival of the fittest.
AT THE CHINESE WORKER'S FLAT, IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS LOOK FOR THE MAN'S PASSPORT. "Where is your passport?" "Eh?" "Passport! Passport!" "Ohhhh. Ahsoo!(points to toilet). Pass pot! I pass in pot!" "NOOOOOOO! NOT PISS POT! PASSPORT!"
I just really want to know, what the realities of those people are back in their countries of origin that make them want to leave so badly and under any circumstances.
Movies.. tv shows and family/friends who lived before and keeps giving them these false pretenses of the countries .. so they think that life over there is so much better. . . But in all reality..they end up worse than if they were at home
The amount of times I hear the narrator having to use the word 'absconded/absconding,' in this series makes me think the UK immigration services are a joke. You surprise a group of people who try to 'fly under the radar' because they know they aren't supposed to be in the country, and then just release them on their own recognizance? How stupid do you have to be?!
@@call_me_kay No. Recognizance: ' a bond by which a person undertakes before a court or magistrate to observe some condition, especially to appear when summoned.' Reconnaissance is completely different word.
Yeah, I think they were shot around 2008-2010, you can also tell from the aircrafts at the airports to begin with. Gone are the days of BA's 747s and Virgin's A340s.
“I want my taxes back” s*** I want my taxes back too lol 😂
I want that Dann money Obama promised I'm still poor
Now Obama no longer president
@Gena Libra they should be fined for all their money before they are deported
bella lol
@@xys7536 Take the two G's that Trump is doling out. (Oh, the sorriest of puns, forgive me.)
Goodness!!! I am addicted to watching these episodes..😋
I thought I was the only one lol
@@shivbir2 I've been watching for a couple of days and I'm starting get bored by these series.
same.
You may want to ask yourself why?
Yeah it's too bad they stopped filming this show, they only filmed from 2008 to 2010. They should really bring this show back. There is similar shows filmed in the US and Canada and i am Canadian myself but I prefer the Border force UK than the US or Canadian border force TV shows.
I like Officer Hessler; he doesn’t play around, and he does his job well.
Works 40 hrs a week as a student, presents a fake certificate for work permit , "All i want to say is i am not breaking any law."
Good try
Unbelievable
@@guadalupeblakey6403 🌝
I wish students can work more hrs
This man Bajwa belongs to Punjab of Pakistan side. This providence people do crime for pride and do not think that crime is a crime.
South African lady basically friendzoned the dude on tv lol
Yeah, I have a feeling that she was telling the truth when she said that he was just a friend.
time stamp?
Hahaha the lady that's crying
Hahahaha trueee
😂 🤣😂🤣
“All I want to say sir” or “All I want to confess” translation “I am about to lie to you”
4:14 "We could smell the smell of clandestine" LMAO he didn't really dance around it did he? No Euphemisms, no metaphors, straight to the point 😂
It’s explained on another episode. They apparently smell strongly like campfires because they’ve been hanging out in the woods for so long and hanging around fires for cooking and warmth. If you’ve ever gone camping you know how that smell clings to you and your clothes.
@@sdot5389 from the way you describe it, it sounds like a good smell?
@@sdot5389
They explained it in this episode, bro. Lol. The officer said they smell like bonfire.
They smell of woodsmoke! That's just being diplomatic, woodsmoke plus unwashed bodies, they're all living rough in the woods for months at a time, basic cleanliness is almost impossible. I'm pretty sure most people would like to stay upwind of most of them
Didn't brush his teeth either 😭🚮
Unfortunately, I have this gut feeling that ppl in my village could name one of their children, "Clandestine "
Omg hahaha
Lol
I know some people will bash me for this, but how can you live in a country for 10 years, using up the resources, but not bother learning the basics of the language? My mother moved from Europe to Canada with me while I was a child, and she learned English. We speak her native tongue at home and she does have an accent, but she understands English better than some born Canadians.
Wow look at that... You thought you would get bashed for making this comment and infact I'm the first one to make a comment in 3 months and it seems many people liked the comment. Myself included, I absolutely agree with this statement. 10 years is an exceptionally long time to be in another country and NOT know the language. It's lazy and inconsiderate. Seems like they want the most benefits with the least effort.
@norma g it is a shame... People want to come to a free country so badly but then they don't make an effort at all to be a part of it. First part of being a part of where you are is understanding/speaking the language.
Agree if you don’t respect the culture and people of the country you are in enough to learn the language and be part of society then you shouldn’t be there
Here in Hong Kong we Nepalese have been living and working for more than 15+years but most of us don't understand Chinese simplified . So that means we are lazy ass right. But there might be some difficulty like us we talk best English ,Japanese, Hindi, our language Nepalese and our tribe language. So on our mid 30 we were here at hongkong you want us to learn more language , shut fuk up and tell me how many language you know.
@ForDaZS Its on congress.gov thats it is English, even though I've seen more Spanish speakers whenever I visit the USA. Its cool 😎
15:39 Look at what's written in the dust on the back window.... absolute gold!!!
Gotta love the fact that someone who came in illegally and worked illegally was demanding a tax return because he was getting deported back home. What a joke
If nothing else, he got the audacity!
How’s going to buy his plane ticket back home? His tax money
@@midnitesummer.9771 The government pays for their tickets. The one they are going to or the country they are leaving from. Free flights.
Save the queen, he has not demanded first class flight tickets for deportation
He just bold face
Who call h there
The last guy should enter without papers and without passport or any ID. They'll tell him to report monthly and he can just ignore that and then live in England for as long as he wants.
That’s lifeless life! You’re hunted everywhere
Finally got one cop who spoke what I wanted to hear.... .. "They have made a mockery out of the system" 💯💯💯
Then perhaps the system is a mockery of itself
Exactly. They need to change some laws. They make it too easy for them. If I ever go to another country. All I have to say is I lost my passport
Its so sad how desperate these people are for a few life. It makes me so greatful to be born in my country. New appreciation for sure!
Grateful.
grateful, but these people bring the same way of life with them.. the solution is to fix the corruption in their own country.. this way cleanliness and technology will help the standard of living for everyone there, including their family, friends, community, country..
not to burden another country with the costs of maintaining you and yours just because you want it, illegally.
@@BEAUTYnIQ Sure, sounds easy enough, dare you to make it happen before dinnertime.
Im gona go to the uk and throw away my passport and be a permanent resident
zzz dong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seems like that.
That's what I was thinking! If you don't have ID, you're golden! Lol
Lol not so easy yes work with drug white cocain you can make money and if you will be arrested you have few years like 3 yrs ...with cannabis 6 mounth lol its nothing
At least these illegals are working and not on the dole like a lot of UK citizens are.
Give that man his taxes back....then deduct 10 years of medical, food and lodging and the cost of the plane ticket.
Lol ha
Why food and lodging? He paid with his money he made by working
@@anaisd3735 - But he never paid taxes on it.
Oh, and he needs to pay his part of the national defence, the police officers and courts, the roads and other infrastructure, from all of which he benefitted. There are also all the costs associated with his deportation, not just the cost of the plane ticket.
@@anaisd3735 There should be a penalty for breaking the law.
"I will never come back."
Good
That's the idea.
back in SA.
exactly because life is better outside the UK!
and zzed frömm büdhäeh XxD
Heard he's back already he's got his uncle English to fix it
That's the law!!
Hopefully, after so many years, the UK has made their border rules more stringent. Arresting people and later letting them back to be arrested again in the future is absolutely a waste of time and money.
It only gets more and more lenient in our countries, not more stringent. It’s intended to ruin us.
In Canada no admits are not allowed back in for a certain period of time.
Thank God, that man asking refund of taxes didn't demand First Class in deportation flight !
btw it was a valid point, he worked and paid taxes, everything was under his name he did not fake anything.
Since he is not staying he should get back all the payments.
💀💀💀
@@anvarisamukhamedov4961no he shouldn’t get his taxes back
How in Gods name had he been working in the UK for over ten years, in his own name, and bought a house????
How in God's name the toddler was born in England without mother's legal documents!?!?
And father?
@@drivingschool11 home birth
💰
Wants his taxes back LMAO
Rosco tbh working in the UK without papers is very easy as they don’t have ID cards and most employers don’t even check passports, that’s why the UK is such an attractive destination
I have learned a lot by watching this. Thank you for sharing.
So, now u know how to evade immigration officials, huh? 😉🤣👍
Learnt god or bad ??
I’ve learned that if you’re in student visa and you’re not going to school and work more than 20 hrs a week, do not go to your country and try to come back to UK
*breaks in a strangers vehicle and sneaks into other countries* BUT HE DOESNT LIKE CAMERAS lol
There seems to be no political will to deal with this problem, both in France (with all the 'clandestines' camping rough for no other reason than to sneak a ride at the first convenient opportunity) and in England where they seem to be released more often than not. It's as if the so-called authorities have no power to actually do anything.
It’s designed like that on purpose. It’s about destroying us.
Wait till you see the USA it’s a joke world wide
The smell of Clandestine hahaha ! Clandestine, eau de toilette by Jean-Paul Gaultier
Komodo....it's very...shall we say...earthy.
Ain't funny bruv
Agents: Where is your passport
Them: Smile 😁😃😀🙂😅😆
"living rough"
What a quaint expression. But accurate.
If you're a guest in someone else's country, the very worst thing you can do is become aggressive.
You should have taught that to your ancestors don't you
It sickens me they expect to just be taken care of without any contribution whatsoever.
15:39 I’m dying whoever did it is a legend 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
i rewatch LMAO
James may probably
Lol
These shows are so entertaining. The way he quickly tries to erase it but it's already too late. Couldn't script anything funnier than real life Britain even if Hollywood put their biggest budget on it.
I want an entire season, no, an entire program dedicated to officer Hassler alone!
AR G.. Wait till you stumble upon one of these videos with the adorable little Lucy. Such a gung-ho employee... wags her tail whenever she sniffs people, suitcases or packages. And when she sniffs out contraband...cuteness comes double-time...although I doubt the person caught thinks she's so adorable.
All I want to say is that -find who helps him to make fraudulent college certificates🙄
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. So bold & cavalier, he asked the officer who's sending him back for advice on how to succeed next time. Clearly, they view Britain's immigration laws as something to take advantage of. Whereas, they should be placed on a no-admit list for at least several years.
They should take their pics/faces and deny them entry into the UK, if they make it in and they are caught they get deported with 24hrs of being caught
all I want to say is that this show is addictive xD
I don't know about other second immigrant generation's thinking but as a legal immigrant, I would never feel comfortable working for immigration office catching or deporting immigrants like this South Asian officer.
I don’t feel comfortable with them even being allowed to be citizens.
Lol..I'm not breaking any law..omg..how could one submit fraudulent documents for residence permit??..no one can even dream of..and he claims he has not broken the law..🤣
Ramya Mano I had my ID and my entire citizen documents stolen and used by a illegal and they totally messed up my life. He broke a law and I don’t see where they get they haven’t broken a law.
@@RedMoonsEcho really sad..ppl don't think before doing all this..I feel they should be jailed instead of being left out..see his guts.. asking if he can apply again to UK .. bcos of these guys .. they suspect even good ppl and deny visas
UK loves rich criminals who steal billion of dollars from their own nation. Just ask Indian Vijay Mallya. They just hate poor people who just wants to come there to make a living.
@@artman7780 I think it's not poor criminals..they hate poor strugglers..hard working band efficient ppl
Ramya Mano genius guy 😂😂
In this video report, the people’s desperation to make a living brings out creativity to make it, but at the same token their actions make a mockery of the kind and humane British immigration system.
So interesting! I can’t stop watching these videos! From Calgary Alberta Canada 🇨🇦
I'm sure she wears that blue mascara EVERY NORMAL DAY .
99.9% aren't asylum seekers, they want freebies actual citizens are forced to pay for along with your job.
haul em to the far side of the country before dumping them out and stop handling them with kit gloves. Getting busted should be miserable. Just like any other crime. make em pay for their flight home.
send the man home with his wife and kids. That shouldn't be a get out of jail free card.
That is messed up. He paid taxes, GIVE HIM BACK HIS MONEY. PERIOD
Lol “most of them are children” shows footage of teenage or young adult men, yes so many children. Maybe do things legally?
Emma C using silly tricks to deceive officials😂
Emma C are u UK citizen if yes why your country enforcement officers and law system is being so lenient
Emma c, yes so young and so illega
The audacity of the last guy
It's so shameful to be busted as a liar
whats shameful about that? lol
Officer Patel is so pretty she melt my heart when I see her scene…she is THE goddess…!
The South African lady, I'm sure she's from Cape Town!
Hahahahaha how u know
@@BillBiggs1 huh
She has an Afrikaans accent.
Maybe in Northern Cape
Watching these shows I don't know anyone in their right mind that would want to go to England! With all due respect my family escaped from England and now I know why!
No one escaped from England. Other than criminals. One can pack up and leave at any time.
I wish the United States would do this. But why do they keep letting these people go and they can't never find them again. They should detain them till they boot them out.
They are flocking to England because the English ancestors made colonies out of these poor people's countries, exploited them. Now the current generation is dealing with the aftermath of Colonial exploitation.
To achieve a better lifestyle they migrate to Europe or US
Fuk you...
Actually, the US also charters planes to take the illegals back occasionally, depending upon the number of people being deported at that specific occasion. A few months ago, there was a chartered plane taking illegal immigrants to Brazil, and some of the immigrants were mad because they were flown to São Paulo and released there instead of their home states which were far... they wanted to be dropped at their "doorsteps"... the audacity lol
@Erich Weiler hahaha..
How dare the US force them to start all over again from their home country lol
I agree with you!!
@@zpzooo11 They are not dealing with the aftermath, they are dealing with victim mentality just like you
That woman friendzoned that guy lol
Officer Patel is gorgeous!
Someone who does not pay taxes should not get a free solicitor. Its sick.
That camera zoom at 18:52 looks like something Jim Halpert would do at The Office lol
Russell Phoea: Nice catch of detail. Very dramatic touch.
The south African girl got overwhelmed with everything..that's why she said she just wanted to go home
That South African must just come back home . There’s no poverty here .
Nice one😂
She was just embarrassing us , you hardly found South Africans in those episodes
Distinguish smell?would that be a smell of someone who hasn’t washed themselves in weeks? Nasty!!!!
Honestly,, I would make them to work either collecting gabrage or clean streets or paint bldg etc to earn money to pay their flight back to their destination... I would not pay it for them...
Some even have luck to fly in chartered plane .
The barefaced cheek of the last student gets me.
UK immigration is too relaxed and lenient.
And people get mad at the USA for informing border control. Yet no one complains about other countries bigotry much.
UK immigration is fairer than America’s.
20 hours + 20 hours is “roughly 40 hours”. Hopefully the student is not studying managerial management. 😆
Officer Patel is a hottie!
Shitah Patel !!!!
@@oberredstar Total smokeshow!
@@THE_CDN Total Shitah!!! 😂😂😂
Requiring a passport to remove from the country is ridiculous.
The fella that wants his taxes back, tell him he has to pay for his free flight back to his original country, wonder what he will say then !
SO WHAT HOW MUCH IS ONE TICKET FROM LONDON TO CAPIATL OF KOSOVA do you know
@@ardiani65 yes I do. Thanks for the enquiry. How many do you need !!!
@@paulinemoriarty552 ZERO
@@ardiani65 that’s a shame, I was typing them up for you, I was going to use the commission from your tickets to send you a farewell card. Merry Christmas
@@paulinemoriarty552 thnx anyway cause i am albanian from KOSOVA and i cant travell to UK couse we need a VISA a was in UK during the war in KOSOVA and i was going back voulentery to KOSOVA
UK has some crazy relaxed immigration rules to illegals. Come to US and see how ICE handles matters.
contrary to popular opinion , ice treats people way better. uk only covers the nice ones. ice even gives a lawyer if you demand it
They also "lost" 45 children of Mexican Nationals and no one can explain where they are.
The "student" was going through the entire repertoire of ways to deny/excuse/blame/diversion he was taught at the "Enter Illegally Into a Country, If You Get Caught, Talk Yourself Out of Guilt" classes he attended... but it was not working for him, and he couldn't understand why...
Lesson 1: Use the word basically, while looking into the officer's eyes.
• "Basically sir, it's a misunderstanding because it wasn't my fault..."
Lesson 2: If that doesn't work, look deeper into the agent's eyes, slow your breathing, hold the eye contact, and slowly say the 'no fail' affirmation.
• "I don't want to waste your time!"
Lesson 3: If that does fail, try another affirmation, with a trembling voice so the agent feels bad for you.
• "All I want to say, sir..." (pause for a dramatic moment) "...I'm studying at...whatever I've told you under, under pressure or ummmm, ummm..."
Lesson 4: If THAT fails also, confess.
• "All I want to confess is...I've done nothing wrong in your country..."
He is genuinely surprised the officer didn't fall for his "masterfully delivered " bullsh#t...
He had way too much false doucuments less is important bring only the ones you need or school yr attending
Buddy picking his nose at 28 minutes was pure gold. 👍👍👍👍
Illegal is illegal,if you didn't have a correct document the immigration require .
It's hard to build a U.K. dream,it's so strict
Very addictive show. Wonder why civil govt from other parts of the developing world couldn't a society that functions like UK.
All these students could've finished their degrees and apply for prestigious companies and keep everything clean.
“All I want to confess is... that I did nothing wrong."
Such bravery. *slowclap*
Officer Patel... 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍
What minute?
UK is so generous, the government provided a charter flight or a flight for those going back to their country who were refuse to come to UK? In Asia, you have to pay on your own pocket. And when the asylum seeker mom gave birth to her baby, how did the hospital didn't know about this?
Everyone is entitled to basic healthcare in the UK.
@@BillBiggs1
Which is one of many reasons the NHS is in serious trouble, because it’s supporting so many folks that don’t pay taxes (they work for cash-in-hand, but use the services out of entitlement regardless), _AND_ the extra people also cause a staffing shortage (because it isn’t like these extra people are working as doctors/nurses/etc).
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 the government clearly has more money than it knows what to do with, the billions wasted on the foreign aid budget (to supposed poor countries who have space programmes) could easily sort out the problems in the NHS in a heartbeat.
But, let us come back and rethink another time about those poor people, was that their decision to choose living like this far from their countries?
This Examiner is one if the Good Guys.
hehehehehe The CC for hearing Impaired spelt berth as birth, in the first 90 seconds !!! I was concerned the first time I read "BIRTH" that a baby was about to be born in Customs area. hehehe
lol
Didn’t even know working holidays were a thing that’s actually really cool
If you teach English in another country, it’s a working holiday, for example. Loads of people do it. Great idea, huh?
My cousins did in Australia. Got seasonal jobs on farms as a picker and then travelled all around the country when they had no work. It's fun
Its so amazing how some people dont know how to keep their lies straight. People from other countries have a dream to come to the U S and other countries that will take them in. Conditions are deplorable in their country, no room to move up, cant make enough money to provide for a family. It takes alot of courage to pack up and go to another country....
Boo hoo. We are we considered the world-renowned battered wives shelter? It’s nuts! _WE_ are now resembling what such peeps left! What about _US?!_
Poverty and Unemployment compel the people of third wold countries to make their way to Europe and Americas. May God ease their hardships so that they could stay in their own countries and earn for their living and their families. I myself from third world country and I can better understand and feel their pains.
@@robertleger4986 ww2 left Britain and most of europe in shambles!! They did not get it from anyone .
@@robertleger4986 where are you from as you seem very anti brit..
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Here’s a thought … make their own countries better.
Immigration and Border Entry for non-citizens is a “granted privilege” not a human right.
Good for u Hammad. My father is from a third world country as well, makes me appreciate what he’s accomplished a lot more
@@nick63837 WW1 and WW2 drained the British raj p(present day india , pakistan and Bangladesh) for a war that wasn't theirs .
37:10...I'd be crapping my pants if I were getting interviewed by Herr Starr!
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37:41.....Drink water and tell him off head..STOP PUTING ME Under pressurized question..Ask me politely and i asnwer you corectly okey Mr officer.
he brought his own evidence to be refused.
Mr "ALL I WANT TO SAY" this dude deserves a grammy🏆
We need some of England's lawmakers here in the U.S.
Dude lol 🤣😆 u will see protest on street haha 😂
Last time you rebelled on the back of horses lol
I never want come back to a country that has rules and tries to treat people fairly and with respect!
They know they can easily disappear in the UK and work without documents, other European countries have a ID card system that helps to prevent illegal workers. Also fining companies 10k is no deterrent, they just close the business down and start again under another company name.
A thousand pounds a month and she can't afford braises.. I want to go home to my mum now. I don't want to be here! Please let me stay here for a week!
I was once stopped at a Mexican border, having just earned my citizenship I was comfortable traveling but too young to understand the system. They didn't believe me. So here I was, dressed in clubbing clothes, put in a room with hookers, illegals, and other bandits 🤣🤣🤣. Glad it was resolved but damnit what a terrible night that was.
Same thing happened to my uncle. They swore he wasn't American. He hasn't been back to Mexico since🤣🤣🤣
@@strongesthope
Well, look at you. At least the Mexicans know how things should be.
And people get mad at the USA for informing border control. Yet no one complains about other countries bigotry much.
SUCKMEOFF ROPER we get 10s of thousands more then the UK
SUCKMEOFF ROPER lol I didn’t try to “flip things upside down” when you don’t listen and still try to cross the boarder whatever happens to you is entirely your own fault not ours because he can’t handle all of the illegals we catch if retards would just go through a port of entry nothing bad will happen to them it’s their own fault
SUCKMEOFF ROPER land belongs to whoever can defend it if you can’t defend the land the country doesn’t exist anymore the Europeans got lucky and industrialized first if you think that any other continent or race that industrialized first wouldn’t invade and take over other countries then you are not smart
@SUCKMEOFF ROPER Look, Afican slavery was wrong but had it been Africans who were the more advanced they would have been pulling our forefathers out of Europe. Not that I agree with conquering but it's all part of survival of the fittest.
Nothing to do woth bigotry (most Albanianas and Kossovo people are white, so I guess you playing the Race card won´t work this time).
What a mockery of a system! Another vicious circle.
*to system
*to a system
3:28 "England........ Good! Good England"
Caption guy: "Work" lol
AT THE CHINESE WORKER'S FLAT, IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS LOOK FOR THE MAN'S PASSPORT.
"Where is your passport?"
"Eh?"
"Passport! Passport!"
"Ohhhh. Ahsoo!(points to toilet). Pass pot! I pass in pot!"
"NOOOOOOO! NOT PISS POT! PASSPORT!"
😂
Been there 10 years and doesn't speak English. So much for integration.
I just really want to know, what the realities of those people are back in their countries of origin that make them want to leave so badly and under any circumstances.
Have yiu ever heard of, say, POVERTY?
Movies.. tv shows and family/friends who lived before and keeps giving them these false pretenses of the countries .. so they think that life over there is so much better. . . But in all reality..they end up worse than if they were at home
oh you have no idea about living in a misery and having faith on being capable enough to change the situation.
Funny how the lorry inspectors are so eager to play along.
The amount of times I hear the narrator having to use the word 'absconded/absconding,' in this series makes me think the UK immigration services are a joke. You surprise a group of people who try to 'fly under the radar' because they know they aren't supposed to be in the country, and then just release them on their own recognizance? How stupid do you have to be?!
reconnaissance**
@@call_me_kay No. Recognizance: ' a bond by which a person undertakes before a court or magistrate to observe some condition, especially to appear when summoned.'
Reconnaissance is completely different word.
Miss sheetal be breaking some hearts 😊
34:00 That keyboard needs a intense cleaning :)
"Clandestines". They keep changing the names to make them sound cute.
All i want to say is, this is awesome
I love this programmes 😍
all these videos are atleast 10-15 years old!!
Yeah, I think they were shot around 2008-2010, you can also tell from the aircrafts at the airports to begin with. Gone are the days of BA's 747s and Virgin's A340s.
But great for filling in lockdown boredom.......
@@edwindsouza8816 Got that right...
@@edwindsouza8816 You got that right, Edwin.. Same here.. Greetings from Canada.
Felt so relief when that lady was so happy to give passport and was on valid student visa always respect the law
Watching this series I learnt a new word, Clandestine. XD
Same! And Lorry: a truck. Haha!
@@zari2662 haha, Lorry is common here so didn't notice the difference. Cool
@@hiazhar2008 oh nice! I'm in the states so that was a new one for me 😁
@@zari2662 ah makes sense 😁, and you should check out what they call an Eggplant as XD
Same here 🤣🤣🤣