Social Interaction Trainer: Be My Friend
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Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
GOD DAMMIT MARK YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer Willis spooped
indeed
i wasn't paying attention intull after the jumpscare and looked back to see wut happened
Jennifer Willis IKR HE SCARED ME TOO!!!
sry its 1 in the mornin thats why
*Would you like to be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever*
Me: Yes Mark I would.
same XD
were gonna be Buddy's 4 ever 👍
Julia Stern Fire Disco forever and forever
andeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandever XD
Carlos Ramirez reported
Mark: HEY WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND FOR EVER AND EVER AND E V E R?!
Me: I have been waiting for this my whole life
Violet Bates Almond YAYAYYYAY that was me
Me too
yass
OMG IKR THAT WAS SO ME
Leaked footage of an Aspergers afflicted man learning basic social skills.
I fear no man...
but that thing...
it scares me...
Repent
The MARKENING is upon us.
heavy quote from Meet the pyro
Me to
i see u on every video commenting jacksepticeye,mark,vanoss and youtubers like that
Unlike you,
I fear every man
(I mean human, not just dudes)
Mark: *does the jumpscare camera thing*
Me: *punches the monitor in shock*
LemonSouda hahahahaha xD
LemonSouda I would punch my screen. But that would mean punching my iPad....
Thewaterspirit57 but that would mean not wasting your money and getting a windows laptop or android tablet
This isn't JSE!
That jumpscare got me SO GOOD!
The sentence "I'm in a room all by myself not wearing pants. Ow my groin." Sounds oddly sexual....
ThatGirl WhoDraws Then he goes HABOOSKI.... I love it 😂😂
Is it really odd?
0:05 the magnets of the fridge are AMAZING
Hallo
TheNoarielle I know right
who paused it to read em all?
undertale trash
IKR?!
Mark. I know this is two years late. What. Is on your fridge.
Lol
greatness
tiBBies
Don't worry. I'm 4 years late.
@@pixelparasite829 same :D
wow your fridge magnets are......
creative
you saw them too,huh?
Nya F perky mammary girl has some amazing breast juice
Nya F You can tell that he's put a lot of effort into making rude sentences with the words provided.
Kelly XD
i read them too lol "fine bust it out and FEED me"
"outstanding jugs 4 your age!!!!"
3:13 Is thata pretty lady over *THERE?*
*Me* Mark...never change.
does this shock you?
All of my problems are diffused by crossing my eyes 😂
I can't be the only one who's upset that he didn't say the outro while crossing his eyes.
Goncası Actually, if you look closely, you can see that the eyes at the beginning are edited to be crazy the way they are, so Mark can't actually cross his eyes like that in real life.
Dawnson Pereth I tried, but it didn't work
Just a Nerdy Ninja Well, I mean, he probably can't do the freaky chameleon thing, but I'm pretty sure anybody who still has two eyes can still learn to cross them at least a little bit.
Just a Nerdy Ninja He actually can do that...
*begins video*
Weird ass looking mark: Hi! Wanna be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever...
Me: be friends with Markimoo? Hell yeah!
everyone should take a moment to appreciate the sentences on the fridge, odd they may be
Acended Angel Thank god I'm not the only one who read them.😅😄😰😯
+QueenSahara Eyes i cant read them what do they say?
Mcelsa The septiplier trash I can't figure out of taking the time to say them all out is worth the time..
Il just say that the first on (topmost) is "explosive bossom button" for now
LOL WTF?
I bet I read those earlier than anyone else cause I was here early :)
At the beginning for a few seconds, is darkaplier.
I agree Mark, I like women.
Brad gamer Blogger Tuber Blogger Literally! Did you just reply to yourself? XD
scared the shit out of me. did any body get the shit scared out of them too.
+jonathan rodriguez i laughed the shit out of me :)
+Blade (sigh) I'll get a mop...
I Looked closer because i wanted to see what is on the fridge but you fucking jumpscared me ._.
TosieK same!! 😂😂
same here
me too
TosieK Most of them are kind of gross, I wouldn't worry. lol
TosieK it's just a bunch of boob jokes.
Who else paused the video to read the fridge then got jumpscared immediately
Joshua Drees me
Yesss. I was concentrating on the words and he scared the shit out of me xD
Where?
@@jrydkndy the beginning
I read the fridge
I guess we know what Mark does when he's not recording lœl
I know exactly what the ladies want.. color matching puzzles 😂😂😂 yes mark. That's how you get the ladies.
he scared be at first
i knew it
9:00 -
"I BAANGED UR DAAUGHTERR"
*...same tho*
Who's daughter?
OMG IM DYING
"Meeting the parents don't make it awkward "
Mark-"i banged your daughter!!!!!!!" Hahahahah
XDDDD
0:10 thanks for the jumpscare Mark!
XD
xD my heart stopped
Fnaf leaked game jumpscare
I will be your friend Mark, forever and ever.
I'm with ya
chocolate Bob Same here
...
and ever
"HI! want to be my friend forever endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor?"
O_O
OF CORES ;3
chipmonk434 Yes I will
chipmonk434 Yes
Okay yay I have no friends sooooooooo I have a sad life ... JK
Who else didn't think it was a game at first?😂
FallsHD Me
FallsHD I thought it would be one of his little random scenes lol
Me lol i thought it would be him going outside being weird in front of people XD lol
Fantastic Fox same
same
Did anyone else pause to read what was on the fridge ? No just me ? Okay then....
I'll step out
Nanami Harunya I DID!! :)
Nanami Harunya I did
KendraS me
I tried but I'm on mobile and everything's too small :[
EOS, turn it sideway. They get a little bit better to read.
Mark: I’m in a room without any pants.
Not even two seconds later.
Mark: ow, my groin.
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Omg the words on the fridge. "perky mammal girl had some amazing breast juice" I died. 😂😂😂
Sisi Charriere penguin nip
Sisi Charriere it also said, "drinking your creamy goodness"
Did you see " I like natural d bounce in she ". ?????!!!!!
Sisi Charriere PENGUIN NIP
I cannot socialise properly. The coversation usually goes like this
Friend: Hi! How's your day been?
Me: um a du eu u..... good?
Friend: Okay....
(mental facepalm)
Kawaii Potato I'm not too good with socializing either.
Kawaii Potato I relate to this comment on a spiritual level.
Kawaii Potato me too :P
Kawaii Potato How I avoid this is whenever someone asks how your day is just say okay. If you hear key words how, your, day, And they're looking at you just reply okay. Best of luck for other situations though
*intro*
me: HOLY SHIT *falls out of chair* FOR FUCKS SAKE DAMNIT
JESUS DARK
MetalEarth SAME
daaaaaaaarkiplier
+MetalEarth
EMOPLIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MetalEarth This happened to me, except I fell off my bed.
MetalEarth hi
Please explain the fridge magnets what the actual hell.
Juu fake
I was thinking that too, I thought “Did they actually take the time to do that?” And then I thought, “What if that’s just what their magnets are like...?”
Either way it’s gold.
Yes
Marks…a special one…
Please explain the 2 comments
Mark: HIIII!!!
Me: *Falls out of chair and starts making weird flopping movements and weird noises*
Flawed Claws 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM DYING!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Flawed Claws you almost made me choke on meh pasta! YOU ALMOST KILLED MEH!
Flawed Claws Why did I do this to
i broke the screen of my tablet. by throwing it against my knee.
Onyx Gemsona 😂 nice.👌😂😂😂😂
MARK SACRED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
*scared
Aaron Moore how
Same. Expected a skit-didn't expect a jumpscare.
i was drinking, i dropped everything and choked ! i loved it tho XD
I watched this video twice and I got scared more the second time than the first
Thanks for the heart attack Mark!!!
Sans The Skeleton lol hi sans
Me too I thought I was being attacked by mark through my iPod
Sans The Skeleton For real tho......😵😵😵😵
Same
same
Mark: I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!
*kicks fabulous legs*
OW MY GROIN!!!!
“Fabulous Legs”
mark. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND
me. yes
mark. forever
me. yes
mark. and ever
me. yes
mark. and ever
me. yes
mark. and ever
me. FOR GOD SAKE
the story of my life.
ferard is real exact right amount of evers, good on you
ferard is real me: yesss yesss!
ferard is real sameeee
haha.
my social interaction:
stranger: hey there
me: hi! how are you?
friend I have known for years: hey there
me: get the fuck away from me
Am I the only one who actually LIKED the intro?
hOHOHOHOHno.
Of course not.
Hell nah
Savannah Holton NOPE
No I love it😂
He just scared the life out of me at the start
.............I regret reading the magnets on the fridge..........
Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer me too....me too
Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer Mhm...... So do i....
......all of the regret has been had by me.............
Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer I agree
what they say??
I WOULD F*CKING LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND MARK
+Samuel Isaiah Rox WE ALREADY ARE....
Samuel Isaiah Rox yes we are his Friend
MIND... BLOWN...
Samuel Isaiah Rox me too
The only problem with that is he seems a bit problemed
JESUS MARK THE BEGINNING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME
Geneva Barker me too
lol
me too
same
Geneva Barker same
"I have no social skills"
--- me every day
Yes
"Same" -me 2022
One of my closest friends committed suicide earlier this week and I haven't been able to stop crying... But, watching this video has cheered me up. Thank you Mark! You and Jack have always been there for me... I love you guys.
Anti Septiceye Sorry for you loss. Stay strong friend. I'm glad you are feeling better. I went through a similar experience and I felt like part of my life was missing. Trust me, it will get better
Anti Septiceye I'm sorry for your loss.
My best friend committed suicide this last January. I'm sorry for you loss, but I promise you will come out of this alright.
Anti Septiceye I'm sorry for your loss.
thx guys...
the intro freaked me out so bad... especially the eyes...
Nice profile pic
yep so f*****g freaky that was like a b****y jumpscare!
"Yep so fucking freaky that was like a bitchy jumpscare"?
What's a "bitchy jumpscare"? XD
The Eyes were edited...
JUILA TUCKER obviously...
I think Mark was possessed by Dark in the beggining...
I can also do the foot thing as well as the eye thing Mark does...
Same I can do both it's very hard at first but then gets easy
I dont think it was dark doing this he doesnt like the eye thing.
TheEMERALDJAY 2003 that was edited thi
TheEMERALDJAY 2003 I cant do the eye thing
How the hell does the eye thing just..... eye?
Mark: HAY!! Would you like to be my friend for ever and ever and ever and ev-
Me: Ya sure why not😸
Who read the words on the fridge
Me! XD they were so funny! XD
Yuanxin Liu Me
I did! 😅
Yuanxin Liu yeh
"I'd squeeze every silicone sag for life lmaoooooooo
Oh my lord the words on Marks fridge at 0:04 !!!!
William Henderson what did it say?
Sassy and on Fleek every last one of them is about women tits or "creamy goodness", ahh the good of Shakespeare mad libs
William Henderson xD that killed me xD
William Henderson The bottom one was the best 😂
I had to pause the video immediately when I saw it. Was not disappointed 😂
0:20... You officially know Mark's lost it... 😂😂😭😂
Zenz Galaxy it was dark not mark!
foxy Minecraft
Nah, it's was just septipliyer
Kyle Kavanagh YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYONE RUN!
Zenz Galaxy
Yeah, basiclly!
Was i the only one screaming yes at the beginning?
Im so lonely
IM WITH YOU
me too! let's all be lonely together!!!
(i'm so awkward wth XD XP)
I was too in my head lol I'm so weird 😂
that intro scared the shit outa me
Same
OMG ME TOO like how can he do that with his eyes*cringes*
BTS Trash!! Hey, look up bladderwort. It is a carnivorous plant.
I can do it many people can
It scared me too
Had me cracking up at 8:01 "So I know exactly what the ladies want. They want color matching puzzles."
Ally Moy I totally agree
This was the first markiplier video I ever watched
Me after seeing the intro:
**Grabs all stuffed animals around me and covers self up in blanket...**
'I think I need to recover from that intro...'
lol
MARK YOU SCARED THE FUCKING SHOT OUT OF ME!!!
OMG ME TOO I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!
I paused the video just to read what's on the fridge
FOXGaming - Minecraft & More SAME!
FOXGaming - Minecraft & More whats in there pls tell me idk whats in the fridge? i dont want to comeback there mark is gonne jumscare me again😃
FOXGaming - Minecraft & More SAMEEEEEEEE
Same
me too
if you think markiplier looked crazy when he did that eye movement,he can also move both his feet backwards.😫
Luis Garcia That's awesome
Yee the eyes arent sure edited
Luis Garcia It was edited... His eyebrows are moving in it out ogf place and the eyes are going crazy at some part :(
The eye thing was edited
That was editing -- he used masking and keyframes to make his eyes move all around (actually his editor probably did) -- It looked so coool!
Nah I’m an introvert
Finally someone who gets me
Same
Ikr
9:00 is pure editing gold.
The very first thing every boy has to say to the parents of his girlfriend XD
Mitsuki Horenake HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGGAGAGAAGGAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANY BEATG!!!
mark what the ever-living fuck you scared the crap out of me at the beginning!!
Marie Reincarnate me too
Marie Reincarnate yeah no kidding
Marie Reincarnate I was caught off guard!
Phil John Turner
Phil John Turner
the jump scare scared the doooooodddiiee out of me rip
(I'm liking my own comment)....I'm lonely
Did you mean: "The jumpscare scared the *shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit* out of me"
Better than him staring into your soul.
Kaylee Todd lol
Relatable
Same!!!! As soon as it came I was like "JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"
0:27
don’t call me out like that
10:11 BIG BOOBS MACKENZIE WAS HIRED FOR THE OFFICE! ...How did she get out of Mark's basement?
The video references and my weirdness! LOL! Who gets it?
IrisLily56 XD
YYYAAASSSS I do yandere simulator
And her hair is purple you just can't tell because it black and white
IrisLily56 I LOVE SENPAI YES I DO! HES FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!
Kira Klingler :P
"They Want color matching puzzles"... ahahahhaha OMG I Can Not Stop Laughing.
Now he knows the terrible truth! It's all we ever really wanted! xP
Nothing melts my heart faster than four greens in a row.
I'm more of a blue kinda gal, m'self ;)
Rirrles Be honest. If Markiplier just came up to you, didn't say a damn thing, and just handed you a frying pan or a teddy bear or something...that would still totally work, wouldn't it.
i didn't laugh until the part came and now i cant stop xD
Mark: "look at daddy"
all the fangirls: *aggressively stares*
Lol.
Oh shit? How'd you know?
Frostflame _3 lol true
THANKS FOR JUMP SCAREING ME I HAD FLIPPING HEADPHONES IN
jeez😂
Mark wtf I was only sneaking into your house watching you in the fridge why u gotta jumpscare me like dat
XxXFayelynXxX lol
ikr
UltraRagloran true
Lol I got jump scared so hard xD
Look
see
between my cleavage
howd man get there?
I'm an introvert, so social things are NOT my thing!!
Satan's Littlehelper same
Same!
Same
Same
Same here
0:04 oh my god the words on the fridge😂😂😂
Clorox Bleach Flavored Strawberry I’m drinking your creamy perfection XDDD
Strawberry flavored Clorox bleach I know
"All of life's problems are crossed by your eyes!"
-Mark, 2016
Me: (is calmly playing on my computer and forgot the intro)
*Mark screams hi and jumpscares me*
Me: AHHHH I FORGOTTT
Mark: Would you like to be my friend? Forever and ever and ever and E V E R?
Me: *is calming down from the jumpscare* Huh? Oh yes, definitely!
"I've played HuniePop so I know EXACTLY what the girls want.....they want color matching puzzles" -Markiplier 2016
OMG Mark never change. XD
Mark "Not wearing pants. See?"
Mom walks in
Mom stares at me "😳"
Me "Its not what it looks like..."
Sara Star why i always watch with headphones on
finalboss.org/h/
Sara Star lol
I have seen this video at lest 5 times a the beginning still scares the crap out of me lol
"I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!! OW! MY GROIN!!" i lost it right at the start
the way mark says, "Room"... XD sounds like... "Rum"
Nathaniel Pully
You must be new here.
Angus the Skeleton nah, I knew about markiplier and watch him quite often, but this just so happens to be the first video I commented about the way he says, "Room" I'm not judging, I just think it's a little funny, that's all. :)
He had a speech impediment, and now thats just the way he says that and other words differently. +Nathaniel Pully
I don't think that's why, beause his brothers also say it that way, it's just something I'm not used to being a Michigander. Besides, my 6th grade teacher also said it that way. I'm not making fun of them or anything, it's funny that's all. lol :)
Nathaniel Pully YES! But still love it cuz it makes him Mark lol😂❤
mark: would you like to be my friend?
me: HELL YAH MARK I LUH YOU‼️❤️
“Hi would you like to be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?” Me-Sure if you stop the creepy eye thing and maybe you just don’t grab my face next time. And you just ask me normally instead of scaring the crap out of me. Then yes, we can be friends Mark. 😂
Me: emmmm sure! But ur kind of in my bubble sir!😂😅
"ALL LIFE'S PROBLEMS ARE CROSSED BY YOUR EYES"
-Mark 2016
When Mark did the awkward dance out of the screen and said "okay!" I thought he said "I'm gay"
XD
Lol
Mark needs to do another playthrough of this with the Australian setting.
Nick Clark u watched steam train
Christafer Peterson Yeah, about a year ago Mark was talking about how much he loves the Game Grumps, and I've watched them ever since.
Nick Clark s
Nick Clark it's not the Australian flag though so it's not australian
Borf Goes Bork
Ross (he's Australian) on Steam Train said that those are the colors of their sport team. So it's Australian.
The closed captioning on this video had me in stitches! It's pure gold! xD
7:04 Friendly reminder: If your boobs do not look like Markiplier's face, contact immediate medical help.
Do you usually record without pants? ;-;
It's Lit yes he has said this many times so yeah
wearing no pants is good yo! toodles!
Dont u know? He always does this
It's Lit yes
I have social anxiety and I can totally relate to this game.
I totally just cross my eyes when I am in an awkward situation....
damn i wish i can do that.
but my whole body is too lazy
that my eyes cant even do that
+Maxjojo Bro Just look at your nose.
im having a feeling it doesnt work xD
later they will delete their scam comments,
porky xD
Free merkipler jumpscare! XD
"All of life's problems are crossed by you eyes!! What the fuck did I just say?"
Mark 2016
Your*
0:19 Ok, I need some friends and you look cool
JESUS CHRIST! That beginning scared the shit out me!
Is this a representation of AntiSepticEye? o_O
30 minutes after upload. WE'RE IN EARLY SQUAD BABE!
I believe the name you're looking for for Mark's "dark side" is "Darkiplier"! He is a lot like Anti.
LaseRain no dude, it's Darkiplier
LaseRain DARKIPLIER
I know! I just thought it's obvious what i meant so i didn't wrote it. I'm not new to that community :P
I remember when this video came out... I was happier when watching his videos, this was my favorite video for a while
"ik what the ladies want... they want color matching puzzels" *LMAO*
oh yes daddy give me them color matchn puzzels
0:05 me- lays down in bed by edge " this will be funny"
Few seconds later mark jumps out. Me- falls out bed "faq"
7:10 mark regretted not wearing pants.
He looks so goofy with crossed eyes,it's becoming adorable)
I wonder how he does that tho
HOLY SHIT THAT INTRO SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME I HAD MY MAC AT FULL VOLUME
SweatySpaghetti Me too
XD I did too but I didn't jump
SweatySpaghetti same😂
MARK- WhOuLd YoU LiKE To bE mY FrIEnD??!?!
ME- YeS
yA bOI
I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED BY THAT BEGINNING SO HARD. JESUS. I WASNT READY FOR THAT.
"All of life's humor is crossed by your eyes"
- Markiplier, 2018
HOLY SHIT THAT JUMPSCARE O___O almost gave me a heart attack ... HOLLY SHIT not even kidding O___O
Heart attack? Weak much? WTF... Grow up or fuck off weak kiddie... You anime and furry people are soooo fucked up and need serious help, or die for all I care, such a stain on this world...
Audrey Popo bro calm down
+Audrey Popo Did your gf leave you or something?
RUDE :
Audrey Popo Rude Guy :
You have no pants Mark. Fanfic flowing!!!
Jack walking in on him *falls into fanfic brain drooling on the ground*
Willow
*Mark obviously sees something is wrong with Jack, so he offers to show him a 'milky way'*
Oh no
nugget 123 Imma cat
nugget 123 yerp lol =3
I now can't think about anything more then how many times he was without pants in a video D:
Every times
XD same thought crossed my mind
69 likes XD
Dont like anymore
Too late
>:D
rotem cohen ayy you should check out my RUclips channel! I am just starting out and would appreciate the support
“I’d squeeze every silicon sag for life.”
What. The. F?!
...do you want the explanation or should I leave it be
Sophie
No thanks.. It’s better to just forget I’ve ever read that
Good plan