No fr like i understand being stuck in a toxic or abusive relationship but it bothers me when mfs ask for advice as if someone will give them the mythical secret on how to fix someone when in reality the advice will be "don't put up with that, break up" and they won't be happy with it cause they really think they can change the situation or fix the person🙃
Martin 56:05 is so real bcz I literally got asked out on a date today and came back home to watch a new ooc podcast 😭the crazy part is that…He was joking
22:35 this is so true. last night I was doing a deep psychoanalysis on martin's behaviour, trying to deduce what on earth could have possessed him to say, "I'll add my own icing" with that devilish smirk that one time.
My laptop's battery lowered by 20 percent, the clouds outside my window became gray, and the mirror on the wall behind me cracked a little when the words "school bop" first fell out of martins mouth
to the lady that sent the bf advice with the sock… if you don’t up and leave his sorry ass right now bro. i understand being broke or whatever and not being able to get gifts for someone but like.. absolutely nothing?????! cuz nah if you really love someone you’ll find a way to do something nice for them even if you’re tight on money. and when you wondered if the sock was intentional or not.. who cares if it was intentional!!! if you saw that sock and knew it’s not yours then that’s enough girl pack it up and go
thisssss ive been the broke mf in a relationship but ive never just not given them gifts?? even if i have to diy some shit and make it at home u best believe im doing at least SOMETHING
right ??!! AND broke up w her through text when she’s at work … he probably broke up w her cause he couldn’t even afford the plans they were talking abt having later 💀.
hamzah, i appreciate the vulnerability in your story about your dental hygienist. you have validated so many of our insane delusions and now many of us feel more understood and accepted 🥰🥰🙏🏽
what’s crazy is i never watched martin on tiktok and have never watched hamzah on whatever that thing was, they’ve actually never showed up on my fyp but i know of them and this is my new fav poddy
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Hamzah you my twin fr cause that whole entire dentist interaction is literally so relatable, like I was going to this bar every week just to see this bartender , whole time im getting a lemonade and tipping him like 20 dollars. like he wanted me so bad I just know ittttt
I also agree with Martin over analyzing/ people watching is soooooo fun. Like it’s fun to do but I do it irl. Like going to restaurants, bars, places where I can enjoy myself while also watching other people enjoy themselves in the same environment. That’s what most single people do.
First i discovered jake johnnie and tara yummy and then slushy noobz just a week later! This must be a coincidence, i feel like my chakras are aligned and i am on the right path of life 🥰
Was literally thinking about this yesterday. Need an update on Mulate and if he's set his story straight on being a trouble maker. Also Martin if you're reading this, guys pleaseeeee do an Ethiopian food mukbang in honour of Mulate and you'll also enjoy eating with your hands as you stated in the Nigerian food mukbang).
oh my goddd the way i relate so much to hamzah falling in love with his dental hygenist like its something so intimate in a way sdl;flks theyre all up in your teeth. i fell in love with my dentists assistant
The last time I checked up on someone from high school, I was on Facebook and I saw a picture of him missing half of his head because he had gotten so depressed from a former classmate passing who was his best friend and was on ❄️ and he tried commit suicide and lost half of his brain/head. So. That’s what happened the last time I checked up on someone from high school and now I think about him every single day.
just coming to say that if y’all are watching love island uk you guys should def try out season 5.. best season imo. unmatched reality tv. but only the british version
spent the better part of last year constantly taking a 30 minute trip to see some balding 30 year old guy (I was 19) at his work to try and lure him, and then one day I finally came back from whatever trip to hell that was. Wake up Hamzah it only gets worse
the people that send in questions for advice always piss me off because the answer is ALWAYS DUMP HIM. YALL ARE INTO THE WORST MEN POSSIBLE OMG
no facts i pray the 18 yr old drops the 25 yr old like plz be fr😭😭😭😭
No fr like i understand being stuck in a toxic or abusive relationship but it bothers me when mfs ask for advice as if someone will give them the mythical secret on how to fix someone when in reality the advice will be "don't put up with that, break up" and they won't be happy with it cause they really think they can change the situation or fix the person🙃
the dental hygienist im actually crying no one has ever been so publicly delusional i respect you and stand with you ✊🏻
the way Martin got so worried when Hamzah said ''i know her name and call her by her name'' 💀💀 ''dont do that.... dont do that'' AJAJJJAA 28:05
Martin 56:05 is so real bcz I literally got asked out on a date today and came back home to watch a new ooc podcast 😭the crazy part is that…He was joking
nothing but respect for our fave cougar hunter
they’re getting closer and closer
next episode they will be cuddling skin to skin
@@luisadelrey lord help us all
LMFAOOO
LMFAOOOO they b cuddling
next episode their just on top of each other
i love how martin just stares at hamzah so lovingly
when hamzah gets a gf shes gonna make him switch dentists... this man can't be trusted anywhere lmaooo even his landlord😭
LMFAOOO
STOP LMFOA
“when” is generous
@@hana-rv6ruBYE
@@yu02837
I did the one thousand yard stare when Martin said the word bop….
drew phillips is the chemistry teacher and enya is the lunch lady
You're right
ky is the creepy guy that sits in the parking lot during the end of the day
@@slushingmynoobky is the super senior
@@shar0002LMFAOO
Other way around I think
At this point just sit on each other’s lap and switch to a tiny chair boyfriends
Martin putting hamzah's delusional ass in place about the dentist
22:35 this is so true. last night I was doing a deep psychoanalysis on martin's behaviour, trying to deduce what on earth could have possessed him to say, "I'll add my own icing" with that devilish smirk that one time.
My laptop's battery lowered by 20 percent, the clouds outside my window became gray, and the mirror on the wall behind me cracked a little when the words "school bop" first fell out of martins mouth
Hahahaha
glad i found them recently they’re awesome
Welcome to this madness🤗
Most wholesome mf ever ❤
3:39 johnnie guilbear is crazy
johnnie guilber is my favorite philosopher
literally what is he saying.
martins french canadian jumped out 😭
stopppp😭😭😭
LMAOOO
why is martin so quick to dismiss hamzah’s romance with the dental hygienist? someone’s jealous!!
FONTAINES AND PAUL MESCAL UR SO COOL
@@LibertyBelleF i love the irish what can i say!!
just did an everything shower and I am now sitting in my cozy bed and eating strawberries and drinking tea I LOVE OOC SUNDAYS!!!
martin saying bop ruined my day
Just rewatched the episode and got to the part where he said “bop” and that almost made me want to click off the video😟
to the lady that sent the bf advice with the sock… if you don’t up and leave his sorry ass right now bro. i understand being broke or whatever and not being able to get gifts for someone but like.. absolutely nothing?????! cuz nah if you really love someone you’ll find a way to do something nice for them even if you’re tight on money. and when you wondered if the sock was intentional or not.. who cares if it was intentional!!! if you saw that sock and knew it’s not yours then that’s enough girl pack it up and go
the minute i get no gift for christmas im losing every bit of love or respect for that man!! respect yourself girls!!!
thisssss ive been the broke mf in a relationship but ive never just not given them gifts?? even if i have to diy some shit and make it at home u best believe im doing at least SOMETHING
@@vampedtone realness
@@user-fp3gv9yk3f exactly brah and i’ve never even been in a relationship LMFAOO
right ??!! AND broke up w her through text when she’s at work … he probably broke up w her cause he couldn’t even afford the plans they were talking abt having later 💀.
28:30 hamzah our delulu king 👑 he sounds like me trying to convince myself a guy likes me
pisces king
hamzah, i appreciate the vulnerability in your story about your dental hygienist. you have validated so many of our insane delusions and now many of us feel more understood and accepted 🥰🥰🙏🏽
hamzah needs to stop covering his luscious curls
he’s balding
@@whatsthewerduhh i keep seeing people say this are u serious 😭
im high and martins posture looks so bad he looks like he's melting help
literally sinking into the couch
Lmfao I'm feeling u rnn..
what do you mean a freshly turned 18yo and a mid 20yo who have known each other for YEARS??? 😭girl...
who??
@@Ashley-fc7kd the person asking for advice near the end of the episode
she’s a victim
And tapeworm is like victorian era ozempic!
HELP 😭
BYEE
fav educational podcast
ramadan mubarak let’s go ooc for suhoor
ramadan mubarak 🥳
ramadan kareem!!!
out of character except you take a shot everytime hamzah looks something up on his phone
hamzah and martin have the tara yummy mindset
you guys are my favorite part of the week
Hamzah being a sub makes do much sense
what’s crazy is i never watched martin on tiktok and have never watched hamzah on whatever that thing was, they’ve actually never showed up on my fyp but i know of them and this is my new fav poddy
3:51 Wait Hamzah clocked Zach Justice so bad here 😭
LMAOO I BEEN SAYING
Tarayummy mindset? More like slushynoobz/OOC mindset😭✊🏻
you do not want the slushy noobz mindset
@@leviathan4971 I thinks it too late for us, we’re cooked 😭
naur im in too deep .. why am i jealous of hamzah's dental hygenist
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Hamzah you my twin fr cause that whole entire dentist interaction is literally so relatable, like I was going to this bar every week just to see this bartender , whole time im getting a lemonade and tipping him like 20 dollars. like he wanted me so bad I just know ittttt
She glaze my bop until i slush 😂😂😂
U ate
Can’t wait till they fuse together and finally slush!!!!
hamzah about to start listening to those dental cleaning asmrs a lil too often
I want Mandy in more podcasts and slushynoobz videos , I want my trio... I want my trio...
6:45 jesse pinkman making that box
Exactly who I thought of when Martin said that😭😭
lmaooo he’s definitely talking about him
I also agree with Martin over analyzing/ people watching is soooooo fun. Like it’s fun to do but I do it irl. Like going to restaurants, bars, places where I can enjoy myself while also watching other people enjoy themselves in the same environment. That’s what most single people do.
Hamzah being so delulu is so me lmaooo
I get it martin, sometimes I like to overanalyze people too, it's so fun
LMFOAOAOOAOAOAOAO NOT HAMZAH CALLING OUT ZACH FOR BEING A PEDO
Predicted the future
I know cost of living is rising so I did you guys a solid and watched both ads… without skipping!
First i discovered jake johnnie and tara yummy and then slushy noobz just a week later! This must be a coincidence, i feel like my chakras are aligned and i am on the right path of life 🥰
to make it a tarayummy mindset we need her on this podcast
I feel like if my grandma watched this she wouldn't understand a thing you were saying
genuinely the only podcast I will listen to and not get sick of
i think that’s my fav episode guys good job keep it up
Martin please make more bus station interview videos they’re SOOO GOOD
Was literally thinking about this yesterday. Need an update on Mulate and if he's set his story straight on being a trouble maker. Also Martin if you're reading this, guys pleaseeeee do an Ethiopian food mukbang in honour of Mulate and you'll also enjoy eating with your hands as you stated in the Nigerian food mukbang).
i really appreciate the vulnerability about the dental hygienist segment. those delusional words made me feel seen. thankyou 😞
i just slushed everywhere seeing you guys posted again
Hamzah being delusion about his dentist is like that one episode of HIMYM where Ted asked out his doctor ( date me I will never reject you )
22:42 I love this little smile you have here hamzah
awwww so friendly and inviting
I feel unsafe
do you guys think they have a big purse with the rhinestone buckle
Hamzah is so real for being delusional about his dental hygienist
if you wanna BE slushy noobz you gotta THINK like slushy noobz 💯
Hamzah geeking over the dentist is so cute he's just like me 😭
Calling yourself cute 💀
@@manaiahongara2779 yes I am
Cutting my toenails while watching 😊 best night ever
You guys are my good luck charm, my computer started working again when I was listening to yall omg
I was waiting for this all day
hamzah always looks like he has the cosiest closet i need
I wonder if Hamzah getting no play is a bit and he’s actually just a private person and wouldn’t say if he had a girl or not
when hamzah said his favourite lana song was norman f-ing rockwell, i knew that was my man💖
The thumbnail is so cutie 🥰
the talk about what happened to past teachers rlly got me thinking 😭
mentally in a really slush place rn this literally saved me🙏🙏
oh my goddd the way i relate so much to hamzah falling in love with his dental hygenist like its something so intimate in a way sdl;flks theyre all up in your teeth. i fell in love with my dentists assistant
guys it’s okay to be vulnerable
Wait Martin is actually on to smthn. I watch reality TV with an experimental lens. Like I wanna see how these freaks act fr fr.
martin just sit on hamzahs lap at this point
just got my fifth victory royale of the season listening to this yall give me power 🤭🙌🏻
Martín saying bop was the nastiest thing I ever heard Martin don’t do that again
Hamzah was yearning the whole episode
Martin is serving JROTC 😀🥰
27:10 the way martin looked so concerned
The last time I checked up on someone from high school, I was on Facebook and I saw a picture of him missing half of his head because he had gotten so depressed from a former classmate passing who was his best friend and was on ❄️ and he tried commit suicide and lost half of his brain/head. So. That’s what happened the last time I checked up on someone from high school and now I think about him every single day.
my poster came today, i can’t wait until its worth 1 million dollars in 100 years so my descendants will be set for life 😮😮 love u noobz !!!!
the girl complaining about her friends boyf got me feeling a little self conscious about my life thus far. that “bum” was sounding a lot like me 😞😞
Video games don’t make you a bum. Relying on others and wasting time does though
DONT GLAZE A BOP!
That was amazing advice for the nostalgic reminiscing question.
hey hamzah i like ur sweater dude wheres it from!!!
Hamzah and his dental hygienist is literally me convincing myself I have a chance with him lol
The whiplash in emotion from minute ten to eleven was crazy
i think tara tummy is the most perfect girl in the world next to sade, beyonce and adriana lima (me)
just coming to say that if y’all are watching love island uk you guys should def try out season 5.. best season imo. unmatched reality tv. but only the british version
You guys make sunday the best day of the week
hamzah calling zach out is so funny
Bedtime sorted thank u
52:06 bros tryna sound like he was written by a woman
hamzah hitting the high note in ldr’s “bartender” was not on my 2024 bingo card
move over tara yummy mindset it’s time for the slushynoobz mindset
is anyone back here after the chase rutherford ep😭
hamzah looks so good at 58:00 😍😍
Both of you learning slang is so funny
already talking about poop in the first minute of the video 🥰
Yay a new video posted!!
one of the greatest episodes honestly im crying
pls make these longer pls pls
spent the better part of last year constantly taking a 30 minute trip to see some balding 30 year old guy (I was 19) at his work to try and lure him, and then one day I finally came back from whatever trip to hell that was. Wake up Hamzah it only gets worse