"Hi um, I'm looking for Simon, is he there?" Daz: "YES HE'S HOLDING MY WARDROBE DOOR. " and the "AH HA A-HA HA. You broke in with a permanent marker and this is what you do." Got me laughing so hard
Well that's because technically he said 'we're strong' implying all of us together. So, to say he couldn't cope (on his own) wasn't speaking too soon per-se.
Jumpscare list: 4:08 window opens 4:26 "holy hand of god" 5:59 figure behind closet (and daz's screaming) 10:26 lights going out 12:29 chair moving 15:26 creature appearing 17:32 door opening 17:55 body hanging 20:49 creature walking 22:40 creature sitting in chair 23:24 lights going out (again) 23:56 THE DRYER'S ON THE RUN 26:23 figure appearing (again) 29:46 bells 29:51 ??? 30:46 simon in the hallway 31:17 lots of simons in the hallway (until 31:53)
Loved the plot, and the ending. Her remorse of getting her son killed obviously made her mentally disturbed, by seeing all these weird things. And I'm guessing that tall, giant man who was trying to kill her, was just her guilt playing tricks on her.
Though I thought the man who was trying to kill him is Simon as he looks torn up and he was probably torn up when the wolves got him so maybe Simon just wanted to take his dad with him
@@Maya-uz2yi Nah. I think if guilt were to take any form it'd be the malformed corpse of my eviscerated child because it's unfortunately the way he remembers last seeing him.
He is the first youtuber that I've ever watched that hasn't got boring through time. He still has the hype fun attitude and never fails to entertain us
Finished watching this at 3am and at 5am got a text message from an unknown number saying Simon tried to deliver your parcel but nobody was home… You know what Simon you keep it mate, it’s all yours
How we say it in polish: O KURWA 😬😬😬 I would shit myself so hard that I didn't need to use restroom for couple of days. I once had similar. I was watching Daz reading ,,annie96 is typing" and at 3 am somebody was ringing to the door. My mum was sleeping and I was the only person awake. I was thinking ok, that's it, I'm gonna get murdered, well, life. And that was my dad who returned from a cruise with my uncle in Croatia 😂
That's what happens to me I know there's got to be a jumpscare so I look at the frame to see if there's a jump scare but then I literally jump out of my body
13:55 (Girl screaming for her life) Daz: Oh god Daz: alright well we’ll let them carry on they seem like they’re having fun (A few seconds later) (Girl screaming again) Daz:Jesus Christ Also daz: There’s not much I can do love I mean I’m outside (Walks away)
I feel the same . I wish he knew just how much he is appreciated. My daughter suffers with major depressive disorder and he has brought her out of the dark so many times.. I know he won't see this but I just wanna say Thank you from the depths of my momma heart. You are appreciated 🙂
I love how Daz got so terrified, he turned into a goose around 11:28 In all seriousness though, this game was just built different. There were very few overused cliches and a lot of moves were unexpected. To combine that with the fadeout emotional ending was really unique and I don't think I properly took a breath the whole time Daz was playing.
Damn that was terrifying! My anxiety shot through the roof watching that. Putting someone through that for real would be serious mental torture. I'm with Daz. I'm glad it's over, lol.
This the best short horror game I seen this year. No cheap jump scares but good atmospheric horror that builds up your tension. Plus Daz didn’t add any tacky edits in the video. Great game, great player 20/10!!
This man has to be one funniest youtubers ever with his saying "I'd like to file a complaint." Also "Ahh he's still there trying the handle." Daz you have to be be in my top 5 youtubers I watch.
guidance: i’m going to freeze if i go… daz: *WELL YOURE GONNA GET FINGERED IF YOU STAY!* guidance: is simon there? daz: *YES HES HOLDING MY WARDROBE DOOR!* dazs replies are great 😂
Me: *eating Mexican food, casually watching* Game: *jumpscare in the kitchen* Daz: AAAHHH!! HOLY HAND OF GOD!! Me: *almost chokes spitting food out EVERYWHERE*
Jumps scare list❤️ 03:29 phone rings (minor) 04:10 loud bang and Daz screams(medium-minor) 04:29 Hand bangs on window(I got a heart attack) and Daz screams HOLY HAND OF GOD(major) 04:53 phone rings again (MINOR) 06:01 Daz screams because of creature (I can’t see) (Medium 07:28 Daz screams again (minor) 08:31 phone rings (minor) 10:26 Lights turn off (medium) 12:29 chair moving (very minor) 14:12 tv turns on minor/medium) 14:53 door opens (minor) 15:26 creature appears Daz screams LOUD (major) 17:32 door opens (minor) 17:55 body hanging Daz screams (medium) 22:40 tall man creature sitting in chair(medium/minor) 22:57 lights flickering (minor) 23:26 lights go out Daz screams(medium) 23:56 DRYER LIGIT JUMPS(MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR!) 26:23 man appears again (minor) 26:58 man falls thru floor(minor) 29:46 bells(medium) 29:51 loud bang(medium) 30:46 man in the hall(minor) 31:17 more men(same ish minor) 🥳CONGRATS YOU MADE IT!🥳
I haven' t been feeling the best lately tbh, but when Daz plays horror games he never fails to make me laugh and smile, thank you Daz keep up the funny videos
"he doesn't even have to call me, he's in the house with me... stupid" Imagine him casually waling up to tell daz that he's comming for him... that doesn't make sence cause he'd already be there with him, he wouldn't have to come for him anymore.
I like how daz just criticises the house decor & layout one minute then screaming to a half naked man the next, oh and randomly bursts into song- my favourite part
14:29 of all the things I dread seeing in a horror video game, "Look behind you" is definitely at the top right next to prompts on how to hide and run.
Player: I’m gonna freeze if I leave…
Daz: IM GONNA GET FINGERD IF I STAY!
💀
😭😂
that was one of the funniest thingsi have heard this week
I laughed way too hard at that
i require timestamp
“The man is literally the worst at hide and seek”, “you need a better hiding spot” killed me 😂
me just getting scared everytime daz shouts
True u can see his bold head,toes and hand lol
then daz hid in the same spot as it lmfao
"911 theres a pedo in my basement"
got me dying, thanks daz
Lol 😂
These bots 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@adorbsmileyy2932 for real though
Pedo in Spanish means fart, i was a little confused lol
@@isacrank5586 oh lmao
"You know what your problem is Simon? You're rude." Absolute gold
21:19-
AS I JUST HEAR HIM SAY IT OMG LMAO
Imagine breaking into someone’s house and instead of hiding in their wardrobe they choose to use the door of it 😂
♾ iq
@Makka Pakka wait a minute, your gonna try this? Better stay the fuck outta my closet
That shit was to ironic my dude rlly stood there like 🧍💅 💀
I mean hiding IN the wardrobe is so obvious, gotta try and throw them off a bit y'know?
@@hazelmcdermott9778 as long as your hand, fingers, and head are showing you’re good
"Hi um, I'm looking for Simon, is he there?"
Daz: "YES HE'S HOLDING MY WARDROBE DOOR. "
and the
"AH HA A-HA HA. You broke in with a permanent marker and this is what you do."
Got me laughing so hard
"I am hiding much better than you" 😂😂
He said and that’s what you did
He didn’t say and that what you do
@@xxsummermayxx1409 u dont make senseeee
Iron Maiden!!
“JUMPING F**K”
“HOLY HAND OF GOD”
Daz’s scared outbursts are golden! 😂
Ikrrr!😂
oh, and YOUR DRYER’S ON THE RUNNNNNNN
inr
And "QUACK QUACK QUACK LOOK I TURNED INTO A DUCK!"
Also i feel like “that was my favourite painting u prick” deserves an honourable mention😂
*Simon tiptoes very obviously*
"That wasn't very subtle Simon! I saw you creepin!"
omg best part ever 😂😂😂
Wha part? Like time wise I forgot😂
@@addison493 20:50
29:54
"oh, hi, is simon there?"
daz: "i don't know, let me check"
*looks at wall behind him*
daz: "YES"
had me dying
Its time to shit my pants was also amazing
@@j3sSM4iN time stamp?❤😂
@@Gacha_x_Misty 29:48
@@j3sSM4iN lmao Tysm 😂💖
LOLLL 🥰
Daz: "It's ok. We're strong."
*lights turn off*
Daz: "I CAN'T COPE!!"
Daz. The king of speaking too soon
Well that's because technically he said 'we're strong' implying all of us together. So, to say he couldn't cope (on his own) wasn't speaking too soon per-se.
@@xdz70175 You are correct hahaha
Somebody's watching me 😂
Lol I read this the seconds after he said these lines
@@sadielorraine24 They have a gun to my head please help 😂
23:58 “YOUR DRYER IS ON THE RUN” best line daz has ever spoke
nononononon the best bit is where he screams AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA MENS WEAR
I replayed that 10 times. The huge gasp before it is so funny.
true!
I love he is so unfazed by someone writing 'die' on his wall and just goes 'that's my favourite painting u prick'🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: "there we go look, half a son"
Also Daz: *chair moves* *Daz stares frightened* *nods* "I'm going that way then."
Gotta be honest here, most of the time it's not the actual jump scares that get me it's daz screaming. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Fax 😂
maybe you need to go?)))
FRRR
fr tho im just chilling laughing at Daz and then the monster thing appears and Daz scream I jump 🤣🤣
Jumpscare list:
4:08 window opens
4:26 "holy hand of god"
5:59 figure behind closet (and daz's screaming)
10:26 lights going out
12:29 chair moving
15:26 creature appearing
17:32 door opening
17:55 body hanging
20:49 creature walking
22:40 creature sitting in chair
23:24 lights going out (again)
23:56 THE DRYER'S ON THE RUN
26:23 figure appearing (again)
29:46 bells
29:51 ???
30:46 simon in the hallway
31:17 lots of simons in the hallway (until 31:53)
Thanks brother
Thx :)
thank you so much😅
Thank u! :D
Thank you
HELP IM CRYING, “oh great, slipknot lyrics.”
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS
Loved the plot, and the ending. Her remorse of getting her son killed obviously made her mentally disturbed, by seeing all these weird things. And I'm guessing that tall, giant man who was trying to kill her, was just her guilt playing tricks on her.
Couldn’t put the plot in any other way great explanation!
Though I thought the man who was trying to kill him is Simon as he looks torn up and he was probably torn up when the wolves got him so maybe Simon just wanted to take his dad with him
CGC
Thanks for explaining 👍🏻
@@Maya-uz2yi Nah. I think if guilt were to take any form it'd be the malformed corpse of my eviscerated child because it's unfortunately the way he remembers last seeing him.
“Child screaming”
Daz: “they seem to be having fun”
“I always feel like somebody is watching me!” Got me laughing on the floor
Because someone is watching you 😱😱😱
and i have no privacy (ooh-woah)
yes about 2.5 million people are watching him lol
Timestamp?
That was my fave bit 🤣💖👏🤣💖👏🤣💖
He is the first youtuber that I've ever watched that hasn't got boring through time. He still has the hype fun attitude and never fails to entertain us
Have you watched “CoryxKenshin” yet? If not then you should. Him and Dax are my favorite gaming youtubers!
@@Macey345 for me it’s Daz and jacksepticeye 🥰
For me it's just Daz, I never get bored of his videos
@@thomassmith3905 its literally impossible hes just so entertaining
Finished watching this at 3am and at 5am got a text message from an unknown number saying Simon tried to deliver your parcel but nobody was home…
You know what Simon you keep it mate, it’s all yours
Oh shit I would move my dude
I would have texted back find a better hiding spot mate
How we say it in polish: O KURWA 😬😬😬 I would shit myself so hard that I didn't need to use restroom for couple of days. I once had similar. I was watching Daz reading ,,annie96 is typing" and at 3 am somebody was ringing to the door. My mum was sleeping and I was the only person awake. I was thinking ok, that's it, I'm gonna get murdered, well, life. And that was my dad who returned from a cruise with my uncle in Croatia 😂
Ayyy another person that gets the Simon parcel
Nah bro at that stage track the number amd take one for the team, kill him for us
The fact that Daz keeps saying that everything is predictable, and then screams uncontrollably. 🤣
That's what happens to me I know there's got to be a jumpscare so I look at the frame to see if there's a jump scare but then I literally jump out of my body
His screams have become a jumpscare of their own
This is one of those games where the little jumpscares are actually scary. My soul must’ve left my body at least 500 times 😭
Every time he walked into the kitchen the leaves of the plant scared me so bad
Fr I jumped like 5 times😂
I thought I was the only one lol
Same, those leaves scared the shit out of me
They scared the living shit out of me every single time
fr I was like "is that a person?" XD
Dude! Scared the cack out of me 😂 Loved it!
@u know me dumpling
yoo raas didn't know many ark fans were here
@@liningmercury9309 we are lurking...
Me to
@ROSE SPOILEDS the legend of Nobody.asked is my idol. Hes the person you should aspire to be, he should be your light of day.
He is being chased by some monster and all he can worry about is how bad Simon's interior design is 😂😂
Lol
“Alright Simon listen, I’m gonna go the opposite direction of you, OK. Bye bye, bye bye, BYE BYE!” Omg I loved that!😂
I love how he talks to him 😁
13:55
(Girl screaming for her life)
Daz: Oh god
Daz: alright well we’ll let them carry on they seem like they’re having fun
(A few seconds later)
(Girl screaming again)
Daz:Jesus Christ
Also daz: There’s not much I can do love I mean I’m outside
(Walks away)
I was waiting for this comment!!!
"im gonna let them carry on they seem like they're having fun" KILLED ME
THE BLOODY DRYERS ON THE RUNN!
had me crying
No me to I watched and I was no one has pointed it out and here you are thank you we have the same humor🫶🏻😻😻
Was screaming trying to say that whole sentence
Game: Find who is in the house.
Daz: " I don't want too. I don't have the pleasure too. I want to leave."
I died because that's me when I get scared
Daz playing horror games has the amazing ability to scare the shit out of me and make me laugh my ass off at the same time.
i find it so funny how he forgets the backstory of the game like “random child” ⁉️😭
Ikr he literally explained dit in the start and then 5 min later was like I have never seen this boy before in my life
I think it’s because he’s so freaked out in the moment that anything about the backstory has been wiped from his mind 😂😂
I think he filmed that after he played the game
12:55 'I am going to rip you apart'
✨Wonderful✨
Game:I am going to rip you apart
Daz: “that’s what my ex used to say to meeeee”
Had me dying
Daz: I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE, SOMEBODYS WATCHIN MEEEE
Me:*moving my head to the beat*
i was singing along !! i thought i was the only oneee
I love that song and mj
fax
Same 😂😂🤣
@@chloecurtis7964 i was singing too lol the whole song
DAZ YOU ALWAYS LIGHT UP MY DAY WHEN I HEAR "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS"
@Depp sus link
I feel the same .
I wish he knew just how much he is appreciated.
My daughter suffers with major depressive disorder and he has brought her out of the dark so many times..
I know he won't see this but I just wanna say Thank you from the depths of my momma heart.
You are appreciated 🙂
“What am I gonna do with a jacket, warm him??” That really got me😂😂😂
I love how Daz got so terrified, he turned into a goose around 11:28
In all seriousness though, this game was just built different. There were very few overused cliches and a lot of moves were unexpected. To combine that with the fadeout emotional ending was really unique and I don't think I properly took a breath the whole time Daz was playing.
Every time they ask if Simon is there I get the overwhelming urge to say _”N O, THIS IS PATRICK!!!”_
" Is this Simon? From The Krusty Krab? "
I just wanna scream NO FUCK OFF
"sir this is a Wendy's please call back later"
Sees “behind you”
Daz: “okay, get ready”
Turns around
Daz: “Ahhh! Oh, okay, that was mean”
I’m dead 😭😂
The pre-scream 😂😂
this has happend before as well thats the funny thing
"What are we cooking here? Ah pills!! I love pills. Better than a roast dinner!!! :D" Daz is just f a b u l o u s
Ofc
Damn that was terrifying! My anxiety shot through the roof watching that. Putting someone through that for real would be serious mental torture. I'm with Daz. I'm glad it's over, lol.
Daz when he’s scared:Jumping fuck
Also Daz when he’s scared: Holy hand of god
Other people playing horror games: *screams*
Daz: *turns into a duck*
*TIMESTAMP!*
@@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS17:32
17:40
26:05
Daz; “If you don’t mind” *attempts to leave*
*door shuts* “Right you do- you do mind. You actually mind!”
26:57 Bro took a trip to the backrooms✋💀
daz's outbursts whenever he gets scared always make me laugh, oh my god
This the best short horror game I seen this year. No cheap jump scares but good atmospheric horror that builds up your tension. Plus Daz didn’t add any tacky edits in the video. Great game, great player 20/10!!
my favorite part of this entire video is Daz jumping up and down screaming "THE DRYER'S ON THE RUN!!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
"THE DRYERS ON THE RUNNNNN!" OMG I DIED OF LAUGHTER AND FEAR AT THE SANE TIME 🤣🤣
Daz: “He’s not very good at interior design is he?”
Just imagine if he was in a horror movie 😂💀
I'd PAY to see that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@zenitsu_and_tanjiro979 ME too😁
I would be laughing my head off😅😂
30:55 I’m just waiting for him to slowly peak around the corner creepily and just stand there staring at daz the whole time til daz does something 🤣🤣
This man has to be one funniest youtubers ever with his saying "I'd like to file a complaint." Also "Ahh he's still there trying the handle." Daz you have to be be in my top 5 youtubers I watch.
guidance: i’m going to freeze if i go…
daz: *WELL YOURE GONNA GET FINGERED IF YOU STAY!*
guidance: is simon there?
daz: *YES HES HOLDING MY WARDROBE DOOR!*
dazs replies are great 😂
@bojackhorseman622 i’m sorry karen.
18:30 “oh great. Slipknot lyrics” lmaoo💀💀
@@waffles658 LOL
“the dryer is on the run!!!” had me rolling😂😂
LMAO FR I CANT
'simon, Simon, SIMON........ you have very nice jeans" 😭😭😭(26:36)
Game: “hi I’m looking for Simon is he there?”
DAZ: “yes he’s holding my wardrobe door!!!”
I love this man I swear
Me: *eating Mexican food, casually watching*
Game: *jumpscare in the kitchen*
Daz: AAAHHH!! HOLY HAND OF GOD!!
Me: *almost chokes spitting food out EVERYWHERE*
LEGIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
That one got me, too! I was eating a chicken sandwich 🤣😩
STOP i’m literally eating mexican right now
17:33 "Ga ga ga ga ga ga"...ahhh sh*t I'm turning into a duck...I CANT xDDDDD
24:18
Guy: breaking in scaring the living shit out of Daz
DAZ: *MOANS*
I noticed that too lol
IM ALMOST AT THAT PART HELP-😭
thought it was just me that thought that
I thought this too pahhahahaa
Golden comment
I love how daz turns into a british schoolboy when hes scared
"That wasn't very subtle, i saw you creepin'. Dumbass!"🤣
As a British schoolboy who just wrote school as "scool" i need an education. I forgot the joke I was gonna make
Jumps scare list❤️
03:29 phone rings (minor)
04:10 loud bang and Daz screams(medium-minor)
04:29 Hand bangs on window(I got a heart attack) and Daz screams HOLY HAND OF GOD(major)
04:53 phone rings again (MINOR)
06:01 Daz screams because of creature (I can’t see) (Medium
07:28 Daz screams again (minor)
08:31 phone rings (minor)
10:26 Lights turn off (medium)
12:29 chair moving (very minor)
14:12 tv turns on minor/medium)
14:53 door opens (minor)
15:26 creature appears Daz screams LOUD (major)
17:32 door opens (minor)
17:55 body hanging Daz screams (medium)
22:40 tall man creature sitting in chair(medium/minor)
22:57 lights flickering (minor)
23:26 lights go out Daz screams(medium)
23:56 DRYER LIGIT JUMPS(MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR!)
26:23 man appears again (minor)
26:58 man falls thru floor(minor)
29:46 bells(medium)
29:51 loud bang(medium)
30:46 man in the hall(minor)
31:17 more men(same ish minor)
🥳CONGRATS YOU MADE IT!🥳
You're a lifesaver
Mia your my hero I love you 🤣
That dryer scared the shit out of me, like I screamed like a bloody baby thankfully nobody heard me.
The caller : hi so is Simon there
Daz: I don't know Let me check .. YES!
18:35 “oh great Slipknot lyrics” hahaha
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED BESIDES MY!!! :D
Home intruder: (moves around your furniture to scare you.)
Daz: (judging home intruders redecoration choices) Why you put that there?
27:12 "My man's like a slinky, he just went down through the floor"💀💀
Random caller - “hi uh im lookin for Simon is he there ?”
Daz “YES, HES HOLDING MY WARDROBE DOOR”
22:32
"can i call back later?"
daz: "no"
"oh"
dryer goes flying
daz: the dryer is on the run!
daz always turns horror games into comedy 😂
I haven' t been feeling the best lately tbh, but when Daz plays horror games he never fails to make me laugh and smile, thank you Daz keep up the funny videos
This is already a very fun video to watch and I haven’t even watched it all! Love you Daz!
Also, JUMPING 4:09
Also, AHHHHH 4:28
@don't be surprised îm ıň ýøůŕ wăľľš
23:46 my favorite quote the dryers on the run
Real
2:36
“Where do I live? The shining?!”
Bro got me dying 😿
Daz: "how's it ringing it's not even connected"
Me: "how do they answer it if the receiver hasn't been lifted"
Speaker Phone
Speaker phone my guy
“I’m gonna beat him with a cashmere sweater-?”
Killed me 💀
Daz is the depiction of the perfect man. Sees demon:
1st reaction,move to the opposite side of the room.
2nd reaction, "nice jeans"
11:55 has to be the funniest part
When Daz just turned and screamed at nothing 😂
*behind you*
Daz "nah I'm not looking behind me"
"Get ready"
"AHHHHHH. oh..."
TOOK ME TF OUT 🤣🤣
"he doesn't even have to call me, he's in the house with me... stupid"
Imagine him casually waling up to tell daz that he's comming for him... that doesn't make sence cause he'd already be there with him, he wouldn't have to come for him anymore.
24:57 “ were back sweetie” 😝🎀🎀🎀🛍️🛍️🛍️🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺😘😘😘😉😉😉😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
28:50
"I'm coming for you"
" Yeh I felt that one ... Felt it in my balls "
12:32 lmao even the chair was like “fuck this shit I’m out”
this game looks so good! you always make me smile, daz!! keep up the great work!
@Depp īm īň ýôüř wăłł§
@꧁Grace꧂ įm ìň ýœúř wäļľ§
@beauty zone 6 ım ïń ýøűř wáłł§
"holy menswear" is just the first time I'm hearing such a reaction but coming from Daz I'm really not that surprised
me: I'll give you 64 emeralds for 1 carrot
villager: 9:13
AHAHAHHAHAHA
*silence*
daz: "I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME."
“THE DRYERS ON THE RUN”
Best quote of the century
I'm sorry but how can you not love this man, he's an absolute legend, big respect daz, keep it up mate
35:03 “son died…….thank fuck for that…I’ve never been so relieved in my life” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how daz just criticises the house decor & layout one minute then screaming to a half naked man the next, oh and randomly bursts into song- my favourite part
Daz: I always feel like somebodys watching me
Daz: only song I can think of
Me: every breath you take every move you make I'll be watching you
daz: oh, a basement not going down there.
also, daz 5 seconds later: *walks down into the basement*
11:56 really got me when daz turns around and just screams but nothing was there 🤣
23:54
Daz: " how am l fine"
*Not long after*
Daz: " SHE DRYERS ON THE RUN "
Daz: "I need to collect myself before I wreck myself" hahahahaha relateable
18:27 I can't anymore xD "oh great, slipknot lyrics" as a slipknot fan I couldn't handle it anymore man
14:29 of all the things I dread seeing in a horror video game, "Look behind you" is definitely at the top right next to prompts on how to hide and run.
4:59 “ I want to file a complaint “ had me dying 🤣🤣