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*Ghost breaths* “You got asthma, what’s the matter with ya” Daz black
IVE GOT ASTHMMA AFTER READING THESE COMMENTS IM NEARLY DYING
Daz when there’s no sprint button: “Oh great, I can’t run”
Daz when there is a sprint button: “Oh great, I’m gonna have to run from something”
Factz!
Exactly what I came here to say 🤣🤣🤣
This js sooo true XD
Everyone: ja cu zzi
Daz: shwacoozie
I think he was joking
RGM Z
Feral CanineZ ripp🤚
What a weird youchuber he should drink some water from a wa' a' bo'l
goodgamer 2020 so original
"GO HOME SAMANTHA YOU'RE DRUNK!"
Yep she definitely had that giant bottle of alcohol in the kitchen 😂
😂😂😂 lol Initt
What I've learned so far that Daz doesn't like in horror games:
Basements
Children and babies
No sprint button
No flaslight ( and limited flaslight with bateries)
Balls (they creep him out)
And no tea
LOL BALLS IDK WHY BUT THAT MADE ME LAUGH
And pipes
And mannequins
Don’t forget long corridors
"this might be the nicest horror game I've played" - famous last words.
That went through my head when he said that!😂
*Daze is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo ya I bet that's a lie
ennit 🤣
@@faz_rock who asked u😂😂
Daz: “GO HOME SAMANTHA UR DRUNK!!”
RUclips: *H&M girl starts dancing*
The only reason I came to the comments was to see someone say this
My name is Samantha 🤣
Lol
I'm not drunk
sooo trueeee
Daz: “I just wanna get in the jacuzzi and be done!”
Me: Samara is gonna drown you in that jacuzzi
Shwakoozie
I love the ring movie samara had a sad life
2 minutes in
daz: IM MOVING IN!
5 minutes later
daz: IM MOVING OUT
Sounds about right for Daz! 😁
Not 5 minutes later but alright.
@@Z4yz4y they meant day 2 and day 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why do you have to ruin the mood?@@Z4yz4y
Daz: IV’E GOT TWO EYES!
Also Daz: My neighbours must think I’m insane
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
Lol I laughed so much 🤣😆😂
@@namanvevo no.
FRRRRRRR tho
@NAMAN - Topic The song is stolen and stfu
“Screw ur eyes I’ll sell em on eBay” 😂😂😭😭
😂😂
@akaashi keiji 12:35
what's the auction starting price on these's so called "EYES"....!!!!!.....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*scared* "I'l have a pizza and a coke."
the lady on the other end: "yep sure."
When you’re to early for the jump scare list. 👁👄👁
Beth Mair facts
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo naaa I'm good m8
NAMAN - Topic stop promoting on Daz, I saw you on my comment on Billie Eilish, and many other artists. try self promoting another way?
@@namanvevo no
“ITS GOT A JAWCUZI I’m moving in” I live for the way he says jacuzzi 🤣
SCHWAAACUUUZZYYYY! Hahahaha
2:17
@@LB0206 your a saint
Then says “I’ll be out in one day ahahahava”
Shwahcoozie 💞
Spam replies on this comment
Edit: thx for 250 likes
Career*
Yeah that aircraft carrier was very low budget
“LINDA”
*aggressively turns volume down*
Daz: “screams at the top of his lungs”
Ad: “get two extra large pizzas”
Me: “wha what”
😂 this happened to me:
Daz: AAAAAAAA-
*listen to the NEW album on spotify and itunes-*
Daz: -AAAAAAAAH!😱😱😱😵😵😵
The king crane and king crane plus
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't worry he was screaming cuz he wanted the pizza. Duh🤣
Same lol 🤣🤣🤣
Because I had to go through this without the jumpscare/scariest moments list :
(keep in mind that there is starting to be weird noises around minute 10)
13:00
13:13
13:50
14:15
14:55
15:58
16:27
17:05
17:18
Thank you I need this I’ve been scrolling and scrolling 😂
Aah man thanks 😵❤️
OMG thank you so much
LIFE SAVER TYYY
Thank you so much I
Him screaming “Linda” scared me more than the actual game 😭
for real thooo😭
What time?
@@balotellitubbie3714 4:31
😂
‘LINDA rELeAsE tHe nEw MeRcH!!’
Scary moments:
7:48-The tv show a little girl
8:15-a bang and the door is open
9:33-some weird ass girl breathing heavier
9:59-SHE ON THE TV IN THE FUCKING
BEDROOM
10:23-Theres a bloody chair in the fucking roof they must use some gorilla ass glue
10:29-a door closed by that witch bitch
11:01-the spirts has been released,the spirts has been released
11:06-now the spirts are having some fun
11:30-I repeat the spirits are now wizards
11:33-fucking hell how many spirits are going be released
11:50-I officially pronounced the spirits as wizards
12:13-a missing girl has been reported
13:00-I believe we have find the missing girl and I believe I have Shit myself
13:03-Oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit she can fucking teleport
13:15-I have already packed my bag.She can leave here now
13:33-she rosed from the the fucking dead
13:51-copy that,I been find this is no hide and seek game
14:03-SHE A FUCKiNG WIZARD
14:17-GET BACK IN THE TV,GET BACK IN THE TV
14:31-GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK
14:45-THe LiGhT ArE OuT
14:54-We our here today to celebrate the death of Nicole
15:02-She here,she here,she here
15:37-Hello, room service
15:44-I’m naked
15:52-FUCK Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does the light have to go out
15:55-What game is she playing out there
16:07-there some light
16:22-Welcome to hell,how can I help You
16:28-SHE GONE
16:30-SHE ALIVE
16:45-You wizard,Harry
17:07-We our here today to celebrate the death of y/n
17:19-I’m dead,I’m officially dead
Only OG's can like this
And where moving
Thats it im going
We’re
oh yes fam !
been here since vine
Omggg yesssssss
@@mixedluhcuban6515 same
nobody:
literally no one:
daz playing a horror game: "I HAVE A HUGE WALK IN CLOSET AND I BUY THIS??"
well done
And?!?@@KookieDough94
Daz: *screams*
*scream cuts off*
Ad : “joe Biden for president” LMFAOO
Edit: thank you so much for 1k likes! Love y’all ❤️
@Anya Vance lol
Mine was bud light 😂
Mine was condoms
@@findorek9226 LMAO
That is hilarious
“The guest will be suspended..I guess.” *nervous laughter*
"Omg I'm moving in!" Day 5 "I'm moving out."
You made me laugh so hard that I chocked on my tea HAHAHAHAH
SHUT UP
I would move out too😂
@@gabriellaboya111 what?
@@gabriellaboya111 i- what?
“It’s an IKEA couch, nice and comfy”
Daz Black - 2020
Homestyling with Daz. Starts winter only on Home.
dude i literally read this as it got to that part-
Nobody:
Daz: Screw your eyes! I'll sell your eyes on eBay.
Brown sus, he’s talking about selling eyes, this is the third time
Axton...Ace • 15 years ago I thought red was sus
Brown very sus
Literally every one: *dead body reported chat: where,where,where,where
HTG PUGZ if it ain’t the truth 😂
Daz: why and who would sit on that?
Not Daz: How did a chair get on the ceiling!?
“Go home Samantha you’re drunk”
~Daz’s famous last words
"Go home Bella, you're drunk"
If anyone gets the video I referenced you win a digital cookie🍪
TheGinger6readH0use 😮🍪 nom thx
@@kendallcampolieto4169 Ngl, I thought you said, *mom* thx, and being that all my friends call me Mom, I was about to FLIP🤣
While you’re hiding in the comments, here’s an English lesson:
There/their/they’re:
They’re = They are
Their = belongs to them
There = a place(ex. over there)
Your/you’re:
Your = belongs to you
You’re = you are
Thanks I was trying to figure that out
thank you i am hiding
THANK YOU! Finally.
How nice 🥰 I was ur 100th like
Yes... More of this please.
him screaming “LINDA” scared the shit outa me cause i wasnt paying attention
SAMEE i was hiding in the comments😂😂
i love ur pfp!! :)
2:20 “I’m moving in!” *7 minutes later* 9:43 “MOVING OUT” 😂😂
“I’ll have a large pizza and a coke”- Daz Games 2020
I READ THAT AS HE WAS SAYING IT LOLL
Noelle Lintz same
Daz: **screaming**
Ad: “yall hear that?..AliEnS”
Me: “uuhhh no..”
lmaoooo
Daz: "AA GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK"
Me: *weezing*
Same 😭🤚
olaf: I KNEW IT!
You're....
Why did he say that she’s drunk though?
GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK! SH!T
me trying to look for jumpscare time stamps and cant see any ;-;
13:55 she comes out
@aime she made the whole jumpscare list🤍✨👉🏾👈🏾💐✨
Nobody gonna talk about how there’s no jump scare list in the comments?-._-., DaZ hELP
there is.
Their is
Some one put one in the comments :)
omg i’m going down the comments to find it
Please!!! This is too true! I can barely watch a single video with out throwing my phone across the room😂😂
“You got asthma what’s the matter with you stop it” lmao made me laugh so hard.
Samee
roses are red
violets are blue
as long as daz suffers
he gets a view
jk daz love your vids keep up the good work ❤❤❤
noice
Noice
Noice
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo no
“And I just sh!t my pants” 😂😂😂
I'M LOVING THESE HORRORS DAZ
Me too
hi
...
@@Veldinblade same
SAME
“GO HOME SAMANTHA YOU’RE DRUNK!!” 😂😂
Ikr so hilarious 😂😂😂
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo quit like fishing
@NAMAN - Topic The song is stolen and stfu
Sounds like his average Friday night on the town 🤣
Book: don’t be scared trust the process
Daz: Yeah I’m going to trust a book teaching me how to DIE!!!
😂😂😂
That gives us an idea what Evil Dead would be like if Daz found the book instead! 😁
Daz turns on the phone
The Grudge/Ring lady : makes weird sound
Daz : I'll have a large pizza and a coke
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trust me I ain't evil or crazy I am just a 15 year old twat. :)
Literally nobody:
Still nobody:
Not a soul:
Daz: "I'll sell you eyes on ebay!"
No won. . Not a soul
Jk xD
Shut up literally noba cares not a soul
This nobody meme is old now g
@@basictrolle4246 if it was dead I wouldn't have got any likes :)
Daz: “ this house is okay it would be better if it had...... A SWAQUZI”
I love him😂🥺
Daz said that RIGHT as I read this💀
I paused at that part to see if anybody commented about it and I have been blessed with the comment😂
Daz: “I’m never playing this again!”
Me: **Turns on bedside light**
Bruh
Lollll
I love how Daz acts like he's actually in the game
Daz: Starts screaming
RUclips: Let's play candy crush saga
I got the same ad!!
All scare/jumpscare time stamps:
7:47 bitch on the tv
8:18 Door open and radio on
8:49 bitch on the tv, the sequel
9:06 lights go off
9:33 bitch on the phone goin “hhhhhhhhh”
9:38 funny moment: Daz in response to the phone: “I’ll have a large pizza and a coke”
10:00 bitch on the tv, the three-quel
10:22 chair on the ceiling
10:31 weird nose or some shit
10:34 someone opened Daz’s door
10:40 oh the telly’s gone off
10:54 weird radio thing from the 1920’s
10:58 weird howl or some shit
11:05 “oueeghh”
11:15 bitch on the tv IV
12:10 bitch is out the tv
12:56 bitch in the floor
13:09 door **smol slam**
13:14 bitch paparazzi-ing Daz
13:51 bitch just wanted a glass of wine from the fridge
14:02 bitch in the living room
14:16 bitch in the hallway
14:30 bitch walking in on daz recording a vid
14:52 bitch in the doorway
15:00 bitch in the living room 2
15:36 knock knock knock
15:50 lights go out
15:58 *hhhhhhhh-*
16:04 Giant red hallway
16:26 bitch is gone from her hanging station
16:28 bitch on the f l o o r
16:40 bitch
16:46 bitch closes the door on us
16:57 bitch is back
17:05 bitch sliding ‘cross the floor like Slidingose (from MHA/BNHA)
17:18 bitch in my bedroom
17:25 bitch is teleporting
This took so long but I don’t regret it
Thank you! 🤗
You are a lifesaver 😅
Thank you so much ❤
i don't know why, but i found your timestamp description hilarious.
Thank you, you are amazing
I love this, so much, I'm not even scared of the jumpscares but this is just hilarious LMAO, Appreciate you taking your time and making it!
12:33- 12:40
“Screw your eyes.”
“I’ll sell your eyes on e-bay!”
Lmaooooo
15:18 "my neighbors must think I'm insane" yeah no kidding can imagine hearing your next door neighbor screaming at you every night "I FOUND AN EYE BALL"!!!! XD
Who else is hiding in the comments
No just me ok 🤣
Lol same
Me too!
Chloe Eagan meee
No one:
Literally no one
Daz whe hes scared: i'll have a large pizza and a coke
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo no
@NAMAN- Topic, yes I know but please don’t beg. I understand it’s just it’s rude to beg about stuff, but ask your friends perhaps?
100th like.
@@namanvevo stop ive listened is just a bunch of auto tune 🙄🙄
Daz: Don’t come in I’m naked I’m naked go away.
No one:.....
Daz:”Another bathroom...WITH A JACUZZI I’M MOVING IN”
Not jacuzzi. A SWCHACUZZI.
Daz: he can’t really mean eyes can he cause that would be weird....
Me: its an horror game not candy crush
Side note
How can daz make a horror game turn into a comedy it should be illegals to laugh this hard
I like how you purposely typed all your words in broken grammars.
Lol fortnite I think I beat you?
Daz at the beginning: “This might be the nicest horror game I’ve ever played.”
Later: “DA! NO! NO! ThE bItCh cAmE oUt oF tHe FloOr!”
*whats behind the door Johnny?*
**Johny breaks down door**
*HERES JHONNY*
Who else is hiding in the comments?😭🤚🏻
Ghost: breathes into the phone
Daz:I'll have a large pizza and a coke...
Lmao
OMG when he went into the closet and yelled “WOAH” I jumped😂
lol same
Lmao me too 🤣 and I had my headphones on
Same.
😳😳
Fr all these years I get more scared of Daz’s screams than the game
*Me being early and going to the comments to see nothing but advertisers*
Sounds about right
10:57
"What's that?
*Inhaling ghost*
Silence😀
Daz:and I just shit my pants
I'm dying help💀
Nobody:
Daz during a quiet bit of the video: *”LINDA!!!!!”*
“Go sit over there, it’s an IKEA couch it’s nice and comfy” go back home, Samantha your drunk” icon
Lmao I literally hate horror games I don’t know why I do this to myself
Beth Mair bro same I’m literally watching this in my moms bed😂😂
Natalie Nel lmao 😂😂
Lmfao same.
Beth Mair same tho
Lol didn't expect it 😂
4:31 this "Linda!!!!" Was the best I've heard in any of the videos thus far. XD
you know you’re early when there isn’t jumpscare times
I NEED the jumpscare times
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
Omg I'm crying at this comment 😂😂😁 ...but I mean I need those times
NAMAN - Topic dude you post te same on almost every comment
I see you’re hiding in the comments :)
*heres a cookie 🍪 hope you enjoy your stay!*
Thanks mate🍪
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
Omg i love you thanks a lot
Thanks🥛🍪
Yummy
Daz turns horror games into comedy’s no joke
"GO HOME SAMANTHA YOURE DRUNK" 🤣😂🤣😂My names Samantha
the ring girl comes out
Daz: SCREAMS
Me: SCREAMS
us both shitting our pants
Ad: COMIXOLOGY-
Me: SHUT UPP I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK-
Omg lol
This needs way more likes 😂
Megan Windmill Ikr
I m screaming when does this look up at the camera so funny
Bruh mines was Pamprin 😂 its a good thing I read this comment before hand or I would've been scared instead of laughing 😂
When daz went into the closet and looked at those shoes he said "what are those", MEAN TIME I AM THINKING THE MEME SCREAMING WHAATTTTT AREEE THOOOOSSEEEEEE?
and then i think of the vine where someone’s responds “these are my crocs!”
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo no
Or how he doesn't even know what shoes are
These are my *crocks*
Jumpscare times😔
8:13 open door
8:34 weird radio noise
9:08 lights turn off
9:32 voice message
10:03 TV on
10:25 chair on ceiling
11:02 to 11:35 ghost moans
12:54 chuck comes out of floor
13:15 to 14:20 she keeps appearing
14:34 she opens door
15:44 knocking
16:33
chick crawling once again
17:07 she pops up on screen
Let me know if I missed anything 😊👍
You are a legend thank youuu
You didn't say "13:14 SHE POPS UP" cause the bitch scared the life out of me
Why'd I find this after I watched the video lol
Legend
ChloeIsARMY if I didn’t see this comment, I would’ve died right in the chair that I was sitting in… I got outa the chair to go to the bathroom cause I screamed and I thought I peed😂😩
daz: 'ill sell her eyes on ebay'
also daz: 'you do you boo boo'
omg literally dying of laughter rn
JUMP SCARE LIST!!! It’s gonna be edited I’ll add them as they pop up
13:13
17:05
17:18
I’m surprised there wasn’t more
Ahh thank for them 😹
You have saved my life
Thank you, you beautiful dazzler.
Thnx!!
Three that’s it wow
Only vine ppl can like “what are those!” “What is this!?”
Edit: TYSM FOR 243 LIKES AND HI ALL TO ALL THE VINE DAZZLERS
"they are my crocs"
"oh shit"
😂
They are my croca
Hey😊😊
When you're so early that there is no jumpscare timestamps
yup
still don't see any
14:02 evidence of rapid evolution, the specimen was put into a situation he needed to adapt to. So evolution turned him into an Australian to cope with fear.
I love horror games and the stuff when he gets scared is the funniest
It is pretty funny.
😂
"Oversized Bottles of Alcohol" That's how you know it's an American house.
Nah bro that’s my best friends house lol and we’re canadian
@@Dani42222 🤣 My grandpas Canadian
In Poland we have WODKA. 🤣
12:32 Screw your eyes! I'll sell your eyes on eBay, I don't give a shit! 🤣
“I have a huge walk in closet *sees shoes and looks in disgust* AND I HAVE THESE
Chilly T 𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝?
roses are red
violets are blue
you’re scrolling through the comments to find the timeline too???
Yes how did u know
No 😂 I’m just seeing if there’s any jumpscares I need to watch out for!
@aime she made a timeline/jumps are list 👉🏾👈🏾💐✨🤍
Me in the comments early: *PLEASE GIMME THE JUMPSCARES AAAAAAAAA*
I've posted them, hope you see em
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
@@namanvevo no
I just made one
Ikr 😂
When she crawled on the sealing I died.🤣 17:26
*ceiling
"It's like if the movie the ring was a game"
*Continues to make disgruntled no no noises*
scary part list with time stamp
7:48 tv turns on with girl standing
8:52 girl still on tv
9:10 phone rings
9:18 lights won’t turn back on
9:35 creepy talking on phone
10:00 creepy girl on tv
10:23 chair on ceiling
10:29 door closes
11:01 girl moan
11:06 idk what happened but it’s creepy
11:33 creepy girl moan again
11:50 static
12:13 girl not in tv anymore
12:57 girl comes to life
13:03 lights turn on and off
13:14 JUMP SCARE girl appears
13:50 girl walks
13:55 girl in living room
14:18 still the girl
14:32 girl opens door
14:55 still the girl lol
15:38 knock at door
15:55 knocking
16:00 breathing inhale
16:20 really long hallway
16:29 girl crawls to you
16:47 door closes
17:06 JUMP SCARE runs to you
17:19 girl appears from bottom of bed and it gets worse but no more jump scares
Thank You!
Cheers
Underrated thank you.
Gabby Editz you’re welcome lol
Lucid Flix :)
Daz is just such a naturally funny person it’s crazy
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
NAMAN - Topic
why not ok
Ikr lol he's hilarious 😂😂😂
I’m an underrated girl gamer 😕
@@namanvevo go tf away
Daz anytime a game tells him to do anything:
“BuT i DoNt WaNoO!!”
*silently waiting for a jump scare list :")*
Same :")
@@jakeswrightsmum lol
Demon: calls Da on the phone
Daz: “I’ll have a large pizza and a coke.”
“Screw you eyes
I will sell your eyes on eBay I don’t give a shit”- daz 2020
2021*
@@ellenwillis6100 no he made this video in 2020 lol
The “LINDA” scared me more than the game 😂😭
Title:
Thumbnail:
Me: I wanna watch but also no...
Same😂💫💖
*Daz is my inspiration!!*
My mom said that if I got 5k likes on my new song she will definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you please listen guys*
NAMAN - Topic (Oooo what song? 😁
That so true
@@namanvevo no
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Scary character crawls out of floor
Daz: Yep you do that love you do you boo boo 😂 😂
These comments are not funny
@@malakiio5456 If they arent funny dont read them. And keep your opinion to yourself unless you're gunna say something positive. Not everyone wants to hear your bs. Plus I just looked at your channel and you look abt 6. The same number as your subscribers. So move along 🥱
@@Abi-nr8bm YES GO OFFFFF
@@Abi-nr8bm PURRIODD✨
@@malakiio5456 agreed
Daz:”another bathroom? WITH ZWACUZZI!”
9:05 rare footage of daz tuning into a cat
Daz: "screams at the top of his lungs"
Ad: "buy your new house here"
Me: "erm ok then
I got the "she's just a concubine" one😂
@@army_7w993 What
@@shiannafoxx That Chinese ad. About a game.
@@army_7w993 Oh. I hate those ads