Argylle is a TERRIBLE Film! (Spoiler Free Intro) | Review
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2024
- Argylle is a TERRIBLE Film! (Spoiler Free Intro) | Review
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This movie is so bad I can’t even watch your review of how bad it is. I’ll give you a like though
I was shocked at how bad this movie was. The plot made no sense even on a basic level. She is called The Division's top agent and we see she is a cold blooded killer, so why are The Division spending 5 years mind controlling her and their top people acting like her parents? If they wanted her to say where the master file was or whatever, just try and get her back to normal since you believe her to be loyal. Instead they make this insanely elaborate plot where they trick her and make her write about all her exploits to the world and then magically in the end they hope she'll reveal the location after 5 years of writting. Except before she is even finished (you know the thing they have been waiting for, for 5 years) they send agents to kill her for some insane reason. It makes no sense.
The scene with Rockwell's character in the bathroom suddenly saying a lot of evil shit that was never explained was also just so stupid.
And then on top of that the action was just bad. The only good shot was Cena grabbing Duo Lipa off the bike. The rest was either ruined by cutting Cavil in or just filled with shit CGI and zero real stakes.
I don’t understand why they pick this woman ….. she is just too out of shape to play as a secret agent …..
And the rock can't jump from a skyscraper and survive, Keanu Reeves couldn't fight an army of assassins with a bullet wound but as soon as it's a woman y'all go crazy and say its unrealistic
Saw the movie last night. Really enjoyed it. It was Long Kiss Goodnight meets Bourne Identity meets The Transporter. And I liked the heroine better when she was a ginger
This movie was so bad it made my brain hurt. I nearly walked out once the colored smoke dance fight scene started, but masochist that I am, I wanted to see if it could get worse… it did. The rest of the movie was an oily, downhill slide into crap.
What a waste of talent! If they had actually made a movie focused on Caville, Cena, Dua Lupa, Jackson, etc… it would have been fun. But this was just a horrible, horrible waste of time, talent, and money.
Why is that boring flannel esthetic, so integral to this stupid movie?
Also.... 'The DIVISION'?!
The writer isn't Chris Chibnall, is it? 😂
They thought having such a BIG cast of popular actors would make the movie better. Sry but noooo.😂😂
Amazing review very funny!!
Terrible movie. I walked out of the cinema. The women was supposed to be a super agent but she was grossly overweight. Couldn't she get in shape for the movie? Everyone else did. Henry Cavill's hair cut was also awful. She also had her cat in an stupid backpad which is cruel to the cat. She then later abandoned her cat. Terrible waste of money.
The GIF I would use here:
One image collapses into the same image in an infinite cycle …
The Image: A Cavil Face Palm
I feel like a beatnik artist watching 1950s Sci-Fi, “What the hell is going on? How is this the Art of Film after a Century?” 🤔
Doesn't this movie have the same plot as the lost city
Looks like Vaughn should of just focussed on continuing production on "Kingsman (3) - The Blue Blood."
If you watch a film with this stupid plot and expect realism, I think that's on you tbh. Would you rather watch a scene where Elle kills a bunch of guys or one where she gets out of breathe or gets a stitch
I would rather one where she wasn't fat.
@@JoeTheUberGeek I was able to get past it. Not every protagonist has to have a marvel superhero physique. Also your horribly misogynist
@@jk-bp4gr awh, cry harder, please.
@@jk-bp4gr here's the problem if she hasn't been active in 5 years getting her memory back and suddenly being able to do all the old shit she used too makes no sense without at least a few weeks of physical conditioning
Sigh... I was wanting this to be good. Thanks for sacrificing your time and brain cells Joe!
Henry C looks like Tom Brady 🤣
Thank you for saving me two and a half hours of my life!
I couldn't make it to the end of the review, which tells me I need to avoid the movie at all cost.
Well the critics didn't like it, so I probably will.
Everyone doesn't like it, not just critics.
im gonna end it all RIGHT NOW: when i was yng i saw in class david cooperfield go 2 india on his last shot after a magic presentation on tv -- thinking he was going 2 india when i FINALLY met him in person i asked him if he was going to india & perhaps he took this as a slight but he was so tired i couldnt tell. well his gf is Vaughn's wife & i think the DC misunderstanding has caused this curse that now V TROLLS the RLSH community & ME. Well V no redmist is NOT an idiot -- in fact he graduated #1 BIO MATH & #3/100 in ALL SUBJECTS -- so take that u wierdo. also UNPLUG WIFI
This movie made me so mad....imagine Dua Lipa is actually the main character, that would make the movie so much better
Thought this movie was fun, in the same way as the kings men, it's a fictional spy world just enjoy it
"just enjoy it"
That's retarded.
You can't force someone to enjoy anything. That implies choice doesn't exist.
If you liked it, that's fine. The majority of people, including me, don't.
@@JoeTheUberGeek yeah if you absolutely thought it was garbage then yes don't recommend, just giving my retarded opinion like everyone else. It was a fun movie, Sam Rockwell was funny as usual and my brain went wtf at the very end.
Thanks for the review! I feared as much after your book review. Nevertheless I must now explain to a friend that I will not join him on Monday when he watches the film as we had planned...I'm not spending my hard earned money on garbage. Speaking of spending money, I just bought Predator, Nice Guys, Long Kiss Goodnight and True Romance on BluRay. Those are films I'm actually glad to spend money on and to own! I want more of those kinds of movies to be made!
Very good choices there!
Watched the movie - quite enjoyable despite bad reviews. Definitely better than those franchise rubbishes and the predictable Beekeeper. Also better than the recent Marvel movies and Disney movies.
This movie was nowhere near as good as GOTG 3
This movie was as shitty and stupid and unnecessary as your opinion about Bryce Howard’s body.
I sensed something wrong the minute i saw the trailer
This review is not good. Seems like you dont like many movies. When i watch a movie i realize theres probably going to be some goofy stuff for me andbmy friends to go "wow lol no way". Seems like your just sour.
And you base this on... One video.
I'm glad I'm not as judgemental as you.
@@JoeTheUberGeek bro watch your video. It's immature and rank. Your biggest problems with the movie boil down to you not being able to suspend your disbelief for a woman to be a good fighter or a twist you saw coming. The things you didn't like are things that I did like. You don't like the movie, doesn't mean it's a bad movie
@@jk-bp4gr That's literally what makes a movie a bad movie is if you dislike it. 🤣
Clearly you didn't watch the video, as it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being fat. You cannot do these things if you're overweight. hard facts, but they're true.
You can only suspend disbelief so much, especially when one knows that gravity exists.
@@JoeTheUberGeek If You do not like the movie Joe, that means it wasn't to your taste. That does not mean it's a bad movie. Secondly, I seriously can not believe you think that is fat. There are plenty of people that can do physical things that have a little bit of fat on them. A little fat is healthy. Look at strong man competitions, they don't have the physique of captain America. YOU think the movie is bad due to the actress being to fat for your standards. Not only is your take on the movie horrendous, your editing skills are sub par, the script of your video feels like IHE's little cousin who is in 8th grade and going through an edgy phase wrote it, and worst of all you really think the actress is fat. Google Bryce Dallas Howard and you will see that she is not fat at all. For someone who claims to hate bad scripts you sure do write a lot of them. You dish out criticism publicly, and yet you can't take any for yourself. It's thin skinned is what it is.