Payday 2 Rap by JT Music - "I'm a Capitalist"
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Payday 2 Rap by JT Machinima - "I'm a Capitalist"
![Payday 2: Hoxton Breakout / PD2 Live Action [Full Movie]](/img/1.gif)
“You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak.”
PLEASE CLOAKER I'M SORRY PLEASE AHH NOO MY LEGS
@@hoxtonpaday2678 AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
@@luck5550 Bain: DALLAS NEEDS HELP!
CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE!
HOXTON NEEDS HELP!
WOLF NEEDS HELP!
BAAAAAAIN!
"You're up against the wall and I. AM. THE. FUCKING. WALL."
Is it wrong that I think JT Machinima has a downright PERFECT criminal voice, especially for this bunch of crazy men.
Yey but the payday 2 gang aren't crazy looks at jacked and wolf i mean not all of them 'heister tip wolf is not a healty human being' :)
Brumble Bree yeah I think so
yes
I'm pretty sure if you murdered a bunch of innocent people and cops welst robing a gangs weapon delivery yeeeaa your an insane human
@@games-rc9td based wolf
This is how I feel when I steal a pencil in school
SGT Lixerd cold blooded bitch, how could you do that???
SGT Lixerd I just imagine you taking a used pencil, and its like three inches long, and everyone sees you take it. And then this song starts playing.
or the doctor's pen in their office LOL
Hey man isn't that how we all when we do that
True we all do
1:47
chains is like: someone kill me
MajorSmoke si true
Sorry for the late comment but LOL!
@@linerunr4youtube709 this is late
Cop : Right to !
MajorSmoke xdddd
i like how JT is wearing a mask that's in between the quality of "the paycheck gang" and "the payday gang"
it's not either, it's just kinda in between
THE FUCK MAN, I CANT STOP SEEING THAT! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The payroll gang
the coat check gang.
The Payslip Gang
the paygrade gang
Sees title
Stalin: *A N G E R Y*
Wilson Family ironically this is what Stalin was doing when he first became a communist.
Я обиделся
@@aigiz1875 sorry I don’t speak vodka
@@redking1663 my pet bear told me to stop drinking vodka, now I'm a sad Russian, I'd better go and sing the anthem of the USSR
@@redking1663 sorry i don't speak capitalist
When your Bitcoin raises in value
*dogecoin
@@thatdudnum67potatoe45 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny😐
@@mimo3736 bro you good? Need some water, I think you just busted a lung...
Lik
@@mimo3736 funny but you have an anti-soviet symbol on your profile picture so we cannot be freinds
So freakin' amazing
+NemRaps Dude your pretty cool and I agree
Nah I'm amazing bc I serve germany
so I FIGHT
hi NemRaps
I agree
and wolf, stay off the dance floor
Same with you, Jacket.
@@astropan2765 yo don't forget Jimmy 😂
No(I play as wolf)
@@Tony-tq5cz nah jimmy needs to stay off the coke
@@fw_fear well you're not wrong
Anyone else want a remaster of this?
Nope, his voice is shit now
No its already perfect
Yes I really really want
Definitely
Yes
"don't forget your masks"
me: *look at my custom mask*
also me: is not a mask, is a war crime
Mandalobama!
yeah my masks are probably enough a war crime that the real life cops want me dead
@@MrMoron-qn5rx couchmandolabamian
@@MrMoron-qn5rxit's COUCH MANDA JOBAMA.
"The safe-word is police brutality"
R.E.D. Pyro yes yes it is
*gets ran over by dozer*
@@pietrow4057 OH FUCK *jumps into hole* AM OUT OF SEWERS *shoots everywhere with judge* AHHH AHHH AHHH ded
1 time when my entire team was into custody and it was 100 sprint to the escape (dodge build) and being sniped then tased then running hearing that g#d dam cloacker sound and 1 saw 2 bulldozers (skull and minigun) and heard another cloacker as a sniper shot my armour and i was downed on the escape and that my friends was my first deathwish
yeah baby
I love the part where there all in the car dancing
me too exept one guy in the back
chains his name is chains
ya, my fav is the guy just sitting there like " i hate you all".
XD his liike "Guy's Wtf are you doing?"
Same
When you find a quarter on the floor: 0:49
Finding a quarter in the great depression Era 🤣
Friend: Hey, where's my wallet?
Me:
1:43
whats with JT having a really short kick ass chorus. if the entire song was the chorus i would still buy it.
Its amazing how this rap is still really good, even though this was before ANY of the new characters came out
I applaud you JT Machinima.
You can see Jacket in one of the clips...
I wonder what the neighbors were thinking when they saw a guy wearing a mask and latex gloves in the guy's lawn next door
I like to imagine it consisted of a lot of panic and profuse sweating
“Watch out! Cops coming in 30 seconds?”
Let's check the commentsection:
At least 50 people:"tHiS iS hOw I fEeL wHeN I sTeAl a PeNcIl"
Me:... -_-
@NG KAI RUI ZAYDEN what are you gonna steal huh? the chalk? there's nothing interesting in a school!
@NG KAI RUI ZAYDEN didn't mean to be rude sorry, it's just schools really don't have anything interesting
@NG KAI RUI ZAYDEN :)
This isn't medicine I know
Who also thinks that this should be in the game's offical soundtrack?!
Love it!!
I agree with you
Should share it with the developers to see if they might do that they listen to the community from time to time.
JA!!!!!!!
I agree but your a furry so catch bitch 🙂🫱🧨
Srry but no, it just doesn't have the adrenaline or the stealth the other ones have.
Raps that has a sh*t ton of words like this doesn't fit with payday and don't try to pull the card of "what about i'll give you the best of me" cuz that is made by bain himself and it's a fucking banger
JT: "Don't forget your masks."
ME: "Got it."
Support Bros. Dug it.
THK
+Teamheadkick Hey you guys are awesome!
+Skyline 925 Thanks Skyline. Much Appreciation! \M/
THK
Thanks to you guys, I've decided to take a rock slant to my rapping, although I have no singer :p
+Skyline 925 dude I'm a sub MAKE SOMETHING
Its on my other channel :P
this song is great even better then the overwatch song
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's cuz it's a better game too
No it sounds generic needs a reboot
@@choiceofwillandmightsparta6916 i agree
most songs of this era, while catchy, didn't exactly stand out
they need a revamp, and it's a good thing skull is coming back to jt after struggling with addiction
When your teacher finds you stealing blu tac and your sprinting away with the prefects chasing you XD
This is a real problem in my school
*WULULULULULLULULULULU*
Damn this song is badass I like how they made the beat sound like the mission impossible theme, and the hook works so well it has a real nice flow to it.
When you steal lolipop in store you feel this....
and then the police assault started...
Cucumber why i see u everywere
Same I love the part when the cops show up so I have to shot them
Oh wait my friend says
Don't say that the FBI will break down my door
pay day 2 logic: cops:omg he has a mask run for ur life call in the tanks,you got a machine gun in the back of ur car cops: meh, its normal
+Ale Saimoen because this is 'murica and you can get giant guns that are clearly compensating for something and bullet resistant armor in kids sizes!
+Superb Temminator (Rich historic supertem) HEY I RESENT THAT IM AMERICAN (what you said is true) BUT I STILL RESENT THAT
In america you can die for your country 3 years before you can drink alcohol. P.S. hOI!
You do got a point bra
tks
0:29 I honestly could see a bulldozer saying that
0:47 joykiller doing the stanky leg
It’s like a nostalgia shitpost I love it
i liked the part where he was wearing a mask and rapping
Me to
So basiclly the whole song
@@denyhaguilar679 yeah
2:18 a minute of silence for that poor hostage
“They’re gonna come down harder on us if you kill civilians”
When the teacher sees you steal some kid's lunch money.
This is how I feel when I accidentally forget to return a pencil for my teacher
This is what I feel when I miss an assainment from being absent and I don't have to do anything.. Or when the whole class gets detention and I dont
This is how I feel when I take a plastic spoon
This is how I feel when I rob a bank
how I feel when a copy someones homework
technically, when the guy said "wait for me" he can take his time, i had this shit before on birth of the sky the host decided to wander around instead of going to the helicopter
"Alarm was tripped"
I blame Houston
I blame Houston for everything
#FREEHOXTON !!!
+Platinum Pup #BLAMEHOUSTON
+Platinum Pup donac dum
Before Bhodi, Houston was my favorite character
+Shayan Pal Don't act dumb, Bodhi is nothing but advertising.
I went stealth
This is kids feel when they steal 10$ from their mom’s purse
I stole more than 500 from the shop when i was a kid.
Ofc once i get home i get punished
@@DISGUYR8HERE oh fun
This song was playing in my head when I stool a kids gum in school
For those of you who have played this game a small detail you might have missed it whenever you are foreign your weapon near a wall and the ejected shells hit it they will actually bounce back in your direction or off the wall depending on how your standing( felt like sharing thanks for reading😁)
the song i play in my mind when i take my Cosions wallet
windy guidry am guessing your a very bad family member.
my favorite song
skull, that suit is on FLEEK
Hballer IKR SUIT ON FLEAK!!!!
Hballer U RIGHT
duck this video
Lyqueisha Martin
BRUH.
1:14 no way this is great bro Who be the nerd singing?
Iv played Payday 2 its really fun and also when i grab my friends Limited dition i forget what it was but i snuck and got away with it XD i gave it back do
love this song and the chorus is my favorite
Really love the live action parts, would enjoy seeing more of these types of raps.
What did your neighbours think when you wore that mask outside? 😂😂
Lol
2:18 when homework says “show your work”
I cannot wait for payday 3
hopelly this music gets remastered
I imagine the payday gang in real robbing a bank and having this music on in the van and shit with a boombox in the bank xD
guys the thermal drill go get it
SHUT UP BAIN!!
+Mr bartlbee 2 seconds later... guys the thermal drill go get it
Hoxton:I got it shut up now
Bain:great now drop it off
Hoxton:shut up already
Bain:..........
ALARM WAS TRIPPED BAIN CALLED THE POLICE 76395838275757482747257385737573910347575657 bulldozers incoming
Bain: (~˘▾˘)~
Nice now start it up
I GOTTA TAKE OUT THE GUARDS *BAIN*
@@minty6590 “MAKE WAAAAAY FOR THE DOOOOOOOZEEEEEEERRRRRRRR”
"You are fighting the wall and I am the god damn wall"
Proceeds to destroy the wall damn dozers ain't that tough destroyed enough to know
Correction:
“ *YOUR UP AGIANST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL* “
this is both live action and gameplay and cinematics genius
this rap is telling us how to rob a bank basically lol love it
Give me the link of the mask plz!?
jason voorhees you dont need one you already have a just as cool hockey mask. SO QUIT YOUR WHINING
paul brown he can double mask also he might kill you for that
Jason Voorhees say no
Amazon ?
Jason Voorhees it’s a mask in the special edition of payday 2 but it’s also on eBay and Amazon so yeah
These keep getting more and more amazing
it all started when they made the dying light rap. from there they snowballed
+john smith Absolutely
Not all of them, but some are great, like this one
Still great now
The Jakanator jj
0:55 dammit hoxton!
0:12 jt predicted covid
Yes it did
omg I just love it, I've been listening to it a lot back in the days. Now funny fact, in Portuguese peidei means farting and is pronounced the same. Now, wait for my peidei
1:47 what is love,maybe dont hurt me,dont hurt me XD
baby*
"WHAT ARE THESE GUYS?! EX-MILITARY?!"
This is how I fell when I play games when my parents/teachers think I'm doing work
Does anyone notice that at 0:25 the news slides says "Thats not me naked!" Says crazy McDerpFoot?
Elijah Tucker I just commented about that glad to see someone feels the same
Me
My cousin was trying to look for the naked dude
So it does
Lol yeah
"Your up against the wall and I am the F#CKING WALL"
When your mom tell you to keep the change
Grab the bags Mathew! Man down mark let's get out of here Mathew:hey what about me
When you're a fifth grader and you find 10 cents on the street
That’s how mafia works
When I steal a 20 dollar bill from my mom.
1:48 *Chain's face* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
Why Is this so addicting ...
I really don't know
+InfernoAlexa Ive listened to this already like 5 times in a row .-. I dont usually listen to any song more than 3 times in a row .-.
Peteboy2000 I listen to it 5 times in a row and 10 times daily its the internet people ! the era of da internet
***** true...
because, the payday gang (the name of the gang) are stealing drugs, and i think a little bit of those drugs came in to this music video... those that make sense?
DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!!! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!
I actually found out about this game from TheRussianBadger, and I can't get his payday videos outta my head when I listen to this lol
When Simon Goes on vacation and they replace him with these guys:
Best. Rap. Ever
"I want to rob a bank now" Dallas 2 days before the big score
hmm now im watching your new films and this old and i see you done big progress :) keep it up mate :D
"call me the donald of trumps" XD
Seriously amazing rapper dude.
This is how I feal when I steal the teacher's phone
I feel like this captures the energy of playing Payday pretty good 😂❤
small loan of a million dollars
Wow that was three years ago
Ryver Stixx And it’s finally got 69 likes
@@Zrs-2 nice
@@Zrs-2 96 now
He’s the Donald of trumps
Man we need a animated version of this song
My favorite part is when they are in the car and they're noting their heads
Just like that sketch from Saturday Night Live.
I feel like this when I stole a peace of bread from a ant
did he just say donald of trumps?
Yes yes he did
Yes
Yep
Yes yes yes he did
Get Trump outta here get Trump up outta here
i cant wait until payday comes out the actull movie
L Lawit - Will there a Payday Movie?
Hoxton yea it's called Point Break (1991) the idea of the game coming from this movie.
Hoxton calm down here * gives him his old mask* Houston take this *gives Houston John wicks shades*
Hey hox you out off prison? LOL
Hoxton it’s called the web series
This needs to either be remastered or we get a new song for payday 3.
Exactly
The song should be called then "Coming back for 3rds"
you'll never guess what jt just released 3 weeks ago
@SergeantDoorknob13 yeah, I heard it 10/10
Its called “Money, Money Money”
FINALLY! THANKS JT!
Viktor Reznov b gig
Viktor Reznov is that really you
Virgin Stealthers: we got a plan, you better stick with that
Me, an 80 lb. Loud Purist flinging a grenade at the first guard I see: *n o*
*Guy’s the thermal drill go get it.*
This is how I feel when I wake up in the middle of night to get a snack
This is super epic
le medic dozer" WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY, get up and fight!"
I love how the song they made later references many of the lines and parts from this one.
it's weird listening to pubescent dallas. he's like 50 years old
40*
...
fight me...
Mitchell Hogg k
ding ding* FIGHT
Qu4cky VS Gaming
Am I the only one who thinks you should do an SCP Containment Breach rap?
YES. do it plx
john smith RIGHT?! XD
no, you arent!
SUGGEST IT, SPAM HIS SUGGESTION BOX WITH SCP!
RIOT, RIOT!
+BronyLuvs season 5
This is how I feel every day
Returned to this video because I just got Payday 2:
*_Ultimate Edition_*
Me when I escape school successfully
Absolutely LOVE payday