MOJANG LOOK AWAY! - Snapshot 25w05a
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Mooooo-ve over pig snapshot, this time its cow town.
Now I wouldent want to MILK these snapshots, but this one is a heffer
And in Snapshot 25w05a the steaks have never been higher.
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And the mushroom wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.
Yet the mooshroom was left abandonded
Alexander the Shroom
i don't understand why mushrooms are called "mushrooms"
yes, they are mushy, but they are not a room
they forgot the brown mushroom cow too.
There is clearly room inside the red mushroom idk what ur talking about@@IndigoVoltage
Fun cow fact:
Fidel Castro made his scientists genetically create a cow that is capable of producing as much milk as possible and that would also survive in Cubas warm environment, because he really liked icecream and other dairy products.
After the cow died there was a statue built in its name and it still exists im pretty sure
Ublea blanca
theres also a bigass icecream vendor there
@NeocanTheAxolotlthe cow was a hybrid between a Canadian cow(milk producing machine)and Indian cow(heat resistant)
Cow fact
In india cows are holy but becouse of that they cant slaugther cows so in some towns they have a lot of streat cows
@Thehistorycow the most annoying thing of all time
"warm villagers"
guess we getting historically accurate slavery in minecraft lol
Atlantic slave trade in Minecraft when🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
We can't, there's no triangles in Minecraft 😔
No triangular Atlantic trading for us
@LEVK1NGthe square warm ocean slave trade
The illigers are basically the British
@@Hamburgerhuman no they are black soo ......
"cut the steak for you" is crazy
Fr, it’s was funny as hell
I have never said "WHAT" out loud before like I did when i heard that XD
dark humor is unmatched lmao
took me a second but damn lmao
Fr
I never paid attention to the wierd mooshrom cow textures, and now Ill never be able to not pay attention
"The moon looks cut in half"
I'm not the only one to hear Snapcube's Eggman taunting at Obama, right?
Cut out of this video is me reciting the entire thing word for word, I couldent help myself lol
Looks like a pale Walnut... Wait a minute...
@@_gerg release the piss cut coward
IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!!!!!!!! HOWD YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!!!!!!
"HOW ABOUT THAT, SONIC? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!
“Give them some black dye and they’ll cut the steak for you” 💀
That's dark😂
i can check the "'random quote from video'💀" off of my low effort comments checklist
DotMeister ong
@@DotMeister I should make a low effort comments checklist too
MOJANG DONT ADD THE NEW COWS, BECAUSE GERG WILL EAT THEM AND BEEF IS TOXIC TO PIGS!!!!!!!
Hey jj :D
@Ashmancan hiya ash
I dont think beef would be toxic to pigs.. they are omnivores. I saw a chicken get into a pig pen once… lets just say it did not make it out
Pigs can eat anything including humans actually
its a joke because fireflies were removed 2 years ago because they were "poisonous to frogs"
I also love what they did with fireflies because it mirrors real life too. Bugs like to hide in grass or bushes, but when you mow them or trim them, they all leave to hide somewhere else
If gerg wasn’t British it wouldn’t have been as good
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmaw
7:53 it took a sec for the middle passage joke.
Can't wait for warm and cold chicken for the next snapshot
So... does that mean new egg colors? Because that's be eggcellent.
or sheep
@@SmollRuby that's not how it works..
@jaseb5120 Reality doesn't has Creepers either.
@@jaseb5120 It is in my eyes (I’m delusional and probably suffering from brain damage)
I studied geography last year and i swear my teacher was always yapping bout Brahman cows. She told us that they're weirdly shapped cause of endless reproduction, while trying to find a cow that resisted weather, temperature and other things.
My teacher loved that cowbomination
The pixel of the firefly that was removed was the one that was poisonous to frogs
Stolen joke dislike this man
not only did they not add mooblooms they forgot to update mooshrooms 💀
real
"...warm and cold villagers..."
Imagine someone's villager farm accidentally becoming historicaly accurate
Minecraft: the confederate update would be fun to play
Does that mean that taiga villagers are white but savanna villagers for example are black and if you make them have baby you get a temperate villy?
@AbsolutelyAri1 "...and if you make them have a baby you get a temperate villager?"
Bro...
Ngl, that would be interesting lmao
1:41 "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!"
Sid the sloth from the ice age quote
No other mushrooms eh? Well I went in 0.35 speed and saw that there were in fact mushrooms around it at 0:10 seconds in the video.
there were mushrooms, but not that close
I saw another mushroom too while reading this comment without even slowing the video down gerg truly is a fraud 😔
7:44 Finally, there can be actual racism in minecraft
Guess which villager I would use as my worker
Gerg, are you ok? You enjoyed an entire snapshot
Shocking I know
5:55 Because the initial purpose of the Firefly mob was to _be_ the frogs' food source, and once that was gone, people would've complained about "another useless mob" (like polar bears or bats).
Now that they're doing an ambiance-centered drop instead of a bigger update, they're able to more seamlessly repurpose the fireflies as ambient particle effects.
Now we need warm and cold variants of chickens and sheep
"warm villager" is added to my vocabulary for no particular reason at all
6:01 playing with fire!... flies
more like flying through fire
0:44 the cow’s face has depth!
6:50 Ah yes, my favourite bird, the dead bush
1:18 bro what😭😭 why youeven make this joke lmao
😂
because it's funny
4:57 I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a
Was thinking about it 🤣
HE PISSED ON THE MOOOOOOOONNN DDDD:
bro forgot about Spyglass for the beacon beam part 💀
I really love the beacon and lodestone changes
I love small quality of life changes
1:10 I did NOT expect to see a Hamish & Kyloe clip in a Gerg video!
Oh god not the ‘I had to boat them over’ double whammy
gerg is never beating the racist allegations with that last joke
I hate you
Allegations? They've already been proven
I'm surprised more people aren't pointing out how weirdly small the bush is. I think they should make it actually extend off the sides of the block, so that if you place multiple next to each other they blend together and look like one big connected bush. There isn't really a good way to make bushes that are over a block wide aside from maybe leaves
0:35 as a retired datapack developer, I took this personally
Is it just me or the fireflies are making me happy I'm smiling for that simple reason
“This is the consequence of Java folks” he said, immediately proving why Java is better by walking more than a couple dozen blocks away from a beacon and having the beam still render
"give them some black dye and they'll cut the steak for you themselves" WHAT?!!!
it's natural that brahman cows look alien
because they are, actually, not the same specie as western cows, they are a type of indian cows (you can easily differentiate the two with the indian cows' back bulge)
while all cattles are related, those are like lions and tigers: the same category, capable of limited crossbreeding, but effectively different species
and in fact, a lot of indians consider that only the indian cow breeds are sacred, not the western cow breeds
Do Indians eat western cows? Or is that still taboo?
very interesting though
@@_gergbrobably they limit themselfes by eating the sacred dung 🛐
We got gerg making jokes about suicidal cows before GTA 6 💀
The villager thing doesn't sound too unrealistic lol, for diversity and equity! ...
until you get to minecraft slavery, villagers in farms picking cott- i mean wheat, and villagers in 1x2 jail cells forced to trade
they all have blac- i mean, NORMAL SKIN COLOR
The villager crime rate would go THROUGH THE ROOF!!
That would make for an interesting episode of Villager News
Ah, yes DEI villagers because DEI default player skins weren't bad enough.
The Villagers already represent a certain minortity group
1:55 My guess is a Spanish longhorn. They're pretty well known, if not by name, as the cow that Cowboys herded in the wild West.
You would not believe your eyes, Minecraft's adding fireflies!
5:55 gerg really making a lot of people seeth 😂
Okay hear me out. Fireflies in basalt delta would look great as burning cinders, combining that with world edit you could make nice looking custom volcano biome.
Fun fact: Minecraft has had Ambient loop sounds for caves, forests, and waterfalls since 2010 and are still unused.
wHy??
2:17 You think they look alien. Look up the "Damascus goat" sometime for a really alien looking animal.
Actually the cow udder was already 3D, even before they changed the model. :]
Yep the thing they changed is the snout that now is 3d
@@CERISTHEDEV I know... I was clarifying because gerg commented that the udder was 3D now
2:19 ERM ACTUALLY Braden are a close counterpart to cows although they are more resilient to weather produce less milk which is also impure and are highly less domesticated and docile.
Thank you for the glorious content, back in the day of the last tutorial world, mini games were inside minecraft as a separate option from the main game.
5:05 it doesn't need to be at night, it just needs to be dark
I like this kind of content where you share your personal thoughts and knowledge.
I am still in shock that Mojang actually readded the firefly (at least half of it).
Why do the baby cows have the horns too 😭😭😭 with the warm one I bet it really hurt mama cow to pop that baby out
1:17 “give ‘em some black dye, and they’ll cut the steak for you” HUHHHHH 😭💀💀💀
Now i wanna see a Firefly bush in the Deep Dark as they both emit particles
I love that the fireflies are attached to a plant block. I really wish they would do more things with that, especially if they tied it in with the Sniffer.
Like if you took the Sniffer to a jungle biome it could dig up seeds for bromeliads and epiphytic orchids that can only be planted on the sides of logs. And then they could make butterfly or moth particle effects to appear in the area when those plants are present after theyre fully grown.
It would be a tripple win. Additional purpose for the Sniffer mob (since the biggest complaint is that they only give 2 flowers) another nice particle effect to make the game seem more lively, and more nice flowers for decorating.
If roblox made this update they'd remove the classic cows, forget to add the utters as well as the specific biome spawning, then claim to be working on fixing their mistakes after the backlash but just forget
1:14 is absolutely diabolical
damn, it is the tallest mushroom indeed
This is really cool, I hope they add the rest of the MCearth mob variants. Like the horned sheep and the fancy chickens. 🐏
2:15 wait until thy add Damascus Goats to Minecraft.
Eldritch horror
0:24 I am more impressed by the fact that there is snow
worse than just a 3 second loop of seagulls, a 3 second loop of seagulls only in the right audio channel.
"warm and cold villagers"
They already have that, except it's just clothing changes instead of different breeds, and there's more variants than cows or pigs
Ive gotta admit the highland cattle was the best part of this update by far
Greg: "They've updated the old cow model as well. You'll notice that it now has these like cool 3D humps"(he means horns) "and they've made the udder a bit 3D as well" 2:36
meanwhile the changelog: "The look of the temperate Cow has been slightly updated to have an extruded snout"(doesn't say anything about the horns or udders)
meanwhile minecraft cows in minecraft java 1.0 (the oldest version I could find this quickly, Im lazy okay?): has the exact same 3D horns and udders...
also the warm and cold villagers are already a thing with dessert villagers and tiaga villagers.
I think this was the least amount of contempt ive seen gerg have for a new update
Its a good year so far!
@@_gerg except the drama around you, should clear that up
Yeah he saves his contempt for dead RUclipsrs who can’t defend themselves❤
@@zichy1535he was 100% right, his old group of friends is absolutely milking his death, he died 5 years ffs, most people do not give a shit anymore
@ I don't know what more people want from me, I said it was a bad tweet and donated a ~$120 dollars to charity.
I think a lot of people overestimate how much money I make because ~$120 is a fair amount for me. This video hasn't made that much
Can everyone agree that Greg sounds like the narrator from the Stanley parable ultra deluxe
1:17 "cut the steak for you" is crazy
6:17 IS THAT SMT 4 OST?!?! SHIN MEGAMI PEAK MENTIONED IN A MINECRAFT VIDEO, HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU GERG
Good video I have been whatching it for over 7 hours
Omg Gerg didn’t have anything to complain about. Mojang is learning
Nice transition in the beginning Greg 😊
1:12 Gerg actually showing emotion???
i love going in a superflat firefly bush world
0:03 Is that a mushroom block in your inventory? Hmm?
3:12
Does anyone know who this is dude on the right is?
Google isn't telling me who it is
He looks so familiar... but I can't quite tell
I believe the cow variant with the horns is a bull - AKA, a male cow. Idk, I’m no veterinarian.
I bet you can recreate the Steve by a diamond in a field image with the new bush.
3 things i would like:
1: rightclick an empty bottle on a firefly bush to get a firefly bottle, when placed down the bottle emits a light level of 3 or 4 and the texture shows the firefly flying around inside the bottle
2: do this up to 3 times before the firefly bush turns into a regular bush
3: if you do the dripstone dirt setup but with a bush, it will suck the energy out and turn it into a dead bush to make those renewable
I think it would be easier to make dead bushes would be to smelt live ones in the furnace
i’ve got an idea: you could place the firefly bush underneath a campfire, so they look like embers
You know they don't even have to make the frog physically eat it, just make it stick its tongue out when it's near a bush!
Vanilla Tweaks has warm and cold villagers. I gotchu
On a side note, I know it was a joke, but dont make less the datapacks and "technical" changes because those features are insanely powerful not just map makers but to modders, event makers and every community driven experience that is outside of vanilla survival.
Oh i know deep down they are alright (Although they should just make a mod API) But even if I did cover the changes I would mess it up, or not provide any worthwhile commentary other than just reading the patch notes. Someone like PheonixSC is better for that
@_gerg Sure thing!, what I meant is that people usually make less of this changes and if the content creator that you watch do the same thing more people will really think that those features are nothing worthy, that's just a constructive thought I had and wanted to share :)
@@_gerg Mod API would never come, at least maybe. Mojang have been actively trying to make modding harder in the past so that people have to go to bedrock marketplace. I think that if a large team of modders got together, they could create something similar. Even if it was professional and cost money, I would be fine with it as it just allows more ease with mods.
Gerg you can now place leaf litter on stone in the new snapshot
it will be cool on a beach hearing thw water waves slash agains the sand even tho it doesn't do it
Cutting the steak for you is S tier
Villager farm are gonna have an entirely different meaning as if they weren't slavery
"You all think you're better than me!"
"Yes, yes we do" -Mushroom
I actually really like how the mooshrum cows look :)
you may name the tall mushroom phenomenon
there are berry bushes but no flower bushes and there are no berry or flower bushes in the plains
I definitely think that they didn't add fireflies because of a technical limitation and the frog thing was just a scrapped together excuse.
I can't tell if him pointing out everything except the 3D snout on the regular cow was intentional or not (which makes the mooshroom not being updated look even weirder)
The warm biome cow is propably a texas longhorn or another longhorn cow like the english longhorn but i think that its most likely the texas longhorn
This Especialy fits with the wild west styke of the cow to
Minigame Idea: Take a 15x15x6 area. Cover the bottom with lava and encase the area of said dimensions in cobblestone. Then, use /fill command to fill wool in the remaining 15x15x5 area (last one is lava). Then, use structure block (bedrock)/ world edit (java) to make 2 random holes in the ground. Use the /spreadplayer command to tp the player onto the platform randomly. There are 2 modes:
1) Repeat the game until only one player remains and all others fall in lava.
2) Allow players to collect blocks and now, out of the survivors, the one with the most blocks wins
Illustration(scaled down):
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[cobble] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] wool][cobble]
[cobble] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] wool][cobble]
[cobble] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] wool][cobble]
[cobble] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] [wool] wool][cobble]
[cobble] [lava] [lava] [lava] [lava] [lava][lava][lava][cobble]
[cobble][cobble][cobble][cobble][cobble][cobble][cobble]
the horns and udders have always been 3d
Mojang is finally adding what modders have done half a decade ago.
"better late than never!" 💀
“Cut the steak for you” well that went dark real quick