All quotes from Portal 2's Adventure Sphere (AKA Rick)

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  • @caitlynv.2934
    @caitlynv.2934 8 лет назад +3813

    "Yeah I'm a black belt in everything. Karate, La-rate, Jujitsu, taekwondo... bedroom."

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 8 лет назад +376

      i almost died in that fight when he said that xD this sphere made it hard to focus on the game

    • @caitlynv.2934
      @caitlynv.2934 8 лет назад +59

      Jailam Myles Lol I know what you mean

    • @nothanksbigno7019
      @nothanksbigno7019 8 лет назад +92

      *Spits milk*

    • @GORYGIRL
      @GORYGIRL 8 лет назад +22

      (QUOTE FROM "I'M GONNA GER U SUCKER!") "AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF!!"

    • @trottheblackdog
      @trottheblackdog 8 лет назад +22

      More like "Joo jitsah"

  • @idontcare6736
    @idontcare6736 5 лет назад +2425

    Fun fact: Chell didn’t portal Wheatley to the moon, it was actually Rick’s devastating comeback that singlehandedly zinged him into space

    • @CodenameBolts
      @CodenameBolts 4 года назад +120

      "Well this thorn.... IS ABOUT TO TAKE YOU DOWN!"
      Wheatley: What the!?
      (Suddenly gets shot into space by the power of the zing)

    • @lunarskys2645
      @lunarskys2645 4 года назад +57

      Are you secretly the fact core?!?

    • @NorthBoiX
      @NorthBoiX 3 года назад +15

      after that chell & rick starts to have an "honeymoon"

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +18

      @@NorthBoiX Unfortunately not, Rick was the first core to be sucked into the vacuum of space, followed by Space core and Wheatley, Fact core is the only core who remained on earth

    • @aliciakoloskova
      @aliciakoloskova Год назад

      a

  • @scoobybryce
    @scoobybryce 8 лет назад +3160

    100% confirmed. Chell is a beautiful lady.

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 лет назад +245

      I think she could lose a few pounds.

    • @scoobybryce
      @scoobybryce 8 лет назад +77

      Nah man. girls gota eat. besides the bigger the better. ;P

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 лет назад +59

      Haha I know, I was just joking. Seems like a lot of things like calling her fat =P

    • @scoobybryce
      @scoobybryce 8 лет назад +99

      you know whats funny is the two portal games happen back to back from chells perspective and I dont think she ever ate, drank or used the bathroom once. How did she do it
      ???

    • @randomwannab
      @randomwannab 8 лет назад +38

      bryce cintron They freeze the people in there. Cyrogeneses? I'm not sure what term they used, but GLaDOS mentioned it a few times when taunting you, talking about your parents. Plus, they put you to sleep for 15 days or so, then wake you up to make sure you move around to stay alive. They basically just freeze you and defrost you years in the future.

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh 10 лет назад +965

    Come on sweetie, he's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything, this guy's a china cabinet!
    I lost my shit

    • @eddiea4358
      @eddiea4358 4 года назад +21

      Bruh I read this as soon as it got to that point in the video

  • @florrie.6377
    @florrie.6377 8 лет назад +741

    "happy explosion day, gorgeous" will be how i start conversations at bars from now on.

  • @TankTaur
    @TankTaur 10 лет назад +1267

    FACT: The Adventure Personality Core is based on the brain patterns of Saxton Hale, but to fit all the Manliness in one core, all of the Australianness had to be removed, and put in a second core.
    The Australian Core was so Australian, it became Australia.

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 5 лет назад +83

      Dont you mean, Mannliness? Saxton Hale would be dissapointed.

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 года назад +53

      Didn’t know that you were Fact Core, but okay

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 3 года назад +22

      So is the taste in hat designs the Mannliness or the Austrainness?

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 2 года назад +1

      @@heyoyo10gaming4 the best

    • @VALENROC
      @VALENROC Год назад +1

      you're still alive?

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +1037

    "Rick" is the only AI to never call Chell fat. He even compliments her several times.

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 2 года назад +116

      Rick chad

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +23

      @@ctrlaltrepeat245 Agreed

    • @Leon_V61
      @Leon_V61 2 года назад +48

      How about the space and the fact core?

    • @darkpaw1522
      @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +114

      @@Leon_V61 Space mostly ignores her, and fact starts stating a cake recipe after a while which at that point is virtually a threat.

    • @Yes-bn6yy
      @Yes-bn6yy 2 года назад +128

      @@Leon_V61 Fact core says “you could lose a few pounds”

  • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
    @avanelletheclockfriend2515 8 лет назад +2514

    "...Bedroom."
    "Yeah, hold me just like that. Things are about to get real messy."
    "GET DIRTY WITH THIS ROBOT!"
    "Alright, your funeral. Your beautiful lady corpse open casket funeral."
    Congrats Chell, you've been hit on by a robot.

    • @thecanadiandane7262
      @thecanadiandane7262 8 лет назад +159

      yeah im a black belt in pretty much everything. karate, larate ,ju jitzu ,kick punch belt making taikwando, bedroom.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 7 лет назад +10

      Avanelle The Clock Friend touché

    • @GTRFKR-Official
      @GTRFKR-Official 6 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 2 года назад +11

      From what I’ve tested it’s either extremely hard or extremely easy, no in between.

    • @rofai-ek9903
      @rofai-ek9903 2 года назад +15

      Rick, how will this even work?

  • @dryjackm
    @dryjackm 10 лет назад +2509

    What a handsome robot.

    • @jacksonbrazeal8674
      @jacksonbrazeal8674 10 лет назад +61

      Space

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 10 лет назад +149

      "That is not a robot. That's a core, we sell them too" - Cave Johnson

    • @dryjackm
      @dryjackm 10 лет назад +16

      Hey, didn't I see you in that big robot doohickey? You were throwin' bombs everywhere!

    • @carodriguez8843
      @carodriguez8843 10 лет назад +8

      Rick Core What was wrong with our researchers mind when they made you? I am starting to think killing them was a great idea

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 10 лет назад +9

      Glados Aperture Labs Cave Johnson most likely designed him.

  • @anosmianAcrimony
    @anosmianAcrimony 11 лет назад +767

    I like how he just assumes the countdown clock is counting down until something dire happens. It is, of course, but it could be counting down until the cookies are ready, and he wouldn't know.

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 4 года назад +18

      I don't think Chell would be baking cookies while being attacked by GLAdOS -2.0

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 года назад +8

      @@strangerdanger1135 GLaDOS

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 4 года назад +6

      @@ultimategotea OOP- my bad.

  • @TheDerpOfHolland
    @TheDerpOfHolland 8 лет назад +730

    "Yeah, well THIS thorn is ABOUT to take you DOOOWN. Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."
    I know that feel

    • @louiskechi
      @louiskechi 8 лет назад +26

      I get so giddy and laugh when it say that line

  • @lowfn
    @lowfn 9 лет назад +305

    "The view is real nice from here."
    Keep in mind how you hold him and what direction he is facing.

    • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
      @avanelletheclockfriend2515 8 лет назад +33

      Things are about to get real messy.
      Oh god

    • @enneidrarose9645
      @enneidrarose9645 6 лет назад +23

      Them watermelons

    • @skacerzer0
      @skacerzer0 2 года назад +2

      @@floating_goblin SKKHJSHGJKJWGVNWHHFGWHHFG😭

    • @eightyeight8_
      @eightyeight8_ 2 года назад +3

      😬

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee Год назад +3

      @@floating_goblin Yeah well laying in a relaxation vault for a stupid long amount of time would do that to your fat

  • @ARC9652
    @ARC9652 8 лет назад +749

    Damn I love Nolan North's voice acting. he nails his performances

    • @seanlaffey3633
      @seanlaffey3633 2 года назад +19

      Does he voice all of the cores?

    • @TheUnknown-cm1gp
      @TheUnknown-cm1gp 2 года назад +6

      @@seanlaffey3633 yeah

    • @TheUnknown-cm1gp
      @TheUnknown-cm1gp 2 года назад +22

      @@seanlaffey3633 all of the defective cores

    • @seanlaffey3633
      @seanlaffey3633 2 года назад +24

      @@TheUnknown-cm1gp That’s really cool. Nolan North is one of my favorite voice actors. I picked his voice for my Saints Row IV character.

    • @Blindperson38
      @Blindperson38 4 месяца назад

      Wait, isn't that the same dude that played David in the last of us?

  • @gruntage95
    @gruntage95 9 лет назад +952

    "...bedroom"

    • @TheNerdKidGames
      @TheNerdKidGames 9 лет назад +21

      +Just Another I lack the necessary linguistic powers to describe how enlightening this comment is for me

    • @ratguill0tine
      @ratguill0tine 7 лет назад +3

      dunkedbeta YT"......................................ummmmmmmmmm

    • @CP-Magma
      @CP-Magma 7 лет назад +3

      dunkedbeta YT bear grills in a tank

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 7 лет назад +2

      danke Like Nolan North.

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 7 лет назад +1

      danke Indiana jones with a green shirt and no whip

  • @Magekat
    @Magekat 5 лет назад +192

    "I'll tell you, it's times like this where I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts.. yeah, y'know.. I'm a black belt.. pretty in much everything, karate, la-rate, jujitsu, kick punchin', belt making, taekwondo...
    *bedroom* ."

    • @Magekat
      @Magekat 5 лет назад +14

      "Do you have a gun. Because I should really have a gun."

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +5

      @@Magekat "Say, what is that thing you're holding?"

  • @Psychic_Sylph
    @Psychic_Sylph 11 лет назад +460

    I always loose it at: THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY!!!!

    • @frogkik
      @frogkik 4 года назад +4

      Does chell even have the concept of money?

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 4 года назад +17

      @@frogkik I don't see why not. With how much Cave talked about it I assume even the most isolated labrats understood the concept behind it.

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 2 года назад +2

      @@frogkik She shouldn't know the concept of money any less than Rick.

    • @galaxywolf8444
      @galaxywolf8444 Год назад +1

      3:44

  • @TheFallen552
    @TheFallen552 11 лет назад +1330

    Headcannon: Cave Johnson did not die... he had his memeroy wiped and his contiousness was stuffed into a core and the scientists renamed him into Rick

    • @garrettoonaddict266
      @garrettoonaddict266 11 лет назад +87

      I met an Adventure Sphere at a convention and his name was Rick. well, now i know!

    • @omegasupersayngodultrainst5168
      @omegasupersayngodultrainst5168 6 лет назад +25

      Stop turning people to zombies
      I’m trying to do my job!

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад +28

      I’m pretty sure in that LEGO Portal game you see Cave Johnson as a core. It’s probably not canon though.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 4 года назад +11

      The funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 4 года назад +13

      It's a good theory, but I don't remember Cave Johnson being quite so...adventurous.

  • @sin-t
    @sin-t Год назад +198

    Fun fact: Rick was probably meant to appear in the post credit cutscene along side Wheatley and the Space Core. He is after all in space with them, but it’s just never seen after that he gets ejected.

    • @枒
      @枒 Год назад +36

      HE DID NOT DESERVE THAT 😔

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Год назад +28

      Rick is literally one of my favorite personality cores he absolutely did NOT deserve that
      #JusticeforRick 😔✊

    • @BlueishSmurfCat
      @BlueishSmurfCat Год назад +18

      like I remember seeing him being the first one to get ejected, atlease he went on a adventure.

    • @Doopen
      @Doopen Год назад +1

      when did he get ejected??

    • @BlueishSmurfCat
      @BlueishSmurfCat Год назад +8

      @@Doopen right after the portal was opened, he was one of the first objects to get ejected, he got ejected before Wheatley even detached.

  • @DangeresqueIX
    @DangeresqueIX 9 лет назад +721

    I kinda want Valve to make a mini series or something about the personality spheres.

    • @valoch3187
      @valoch3187 5 лет назад +85

      Meet the cores by Harry101UK is a thing. Not surprised that is done by fans but not Valve.

    • @erdnussbier4260
      @erdnussbier4260 5 лет назад +49

      yep, meet the cores. also there are community test chambers for portal 2 as you know, there is a series called "designed for danger" starring Rick.

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 4 года назад +13

      Harry101uk kinda already has that covered.

    • @channelnamehere8924
      @channelnamehere8924 4 года назад +9

      Meet the cores

    • @bitchwholikesrobots
      @bitchwholikesrobots Год назад +10

      Everyone’s recommending Meet The Cores, but I would also highly recommend Portal: The Underground. Both fan projects have a lot of the same people, and even some of the same characters involved

  • @kevinprice6674
    @kevinprice6674 10 лет назад +406

    Is nobody going to talk about how Chell has dimples?

    • @theundeadpancake9869
      @theundeadpancake9869 5 лет назад +79

      *CHELL HAS DIMPLES*

    • @yoshitails940
      @yoshitails940 2 года назад +78

      I think it's a sneaky way of showing that Chell enjoyed his company somewhat. Because usually dimples are seen when one smiles.

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +66

      @@yoshitails940 After 2 games of another AI constantly taunting you for being fat and adopted having another AI just showering you with complements would make anybody enjoy their company at least somewhat

    • @yoshitails940
      @yoshitails940 2 года назад +37

      @@lucasdellamaggiore I agree. Especially after the loss of the companion cube in the first game. It also helps that the compliments are genuine.

  • @benjaminggibson8271
    @benjaminggibson8271 8 лет назад +590

    so there's a black belt for "bedroom." how interesting.

  • @facefish1713
    @facefish1713 4 года назад +117

    That moment when a Core has more charisma and self-esteem than I had in my entire life

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect Год назад +4

      Tbf they are called personality cores, they were designed specifically to have specific personalities.

  • @TheLordSheogorath
    @TheLordSheogorath 9 лет назад +986

    Aaaaand I've fallen for a talking robot cowboy ball.

    • @sheldoomgaming7479
      @sheldoomgaming7479 9 лет назад +48

      +Frieza the Pretty Pink Princess hey. at least hes got some BALLS...I should probably just shut up...

    • @confetti8160
      @confetti8160 9 лет назад +135

      That's understandable. He DOES have a black belt in "bedroom".

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 8 лет назад +44

      Thank Nolan North.

    • @rls.1255
      @rls.1255 6 лет назад +8

      cowboy ball

    • @stupidsimp9432
      @stupidsimp9432 5 лет назад +3

      same

  • @Kvmilla
    @Kvmilla 10 лет назад +413

    Slick Rick.

  • @horakhtythecreator6911
    @horakhtythecreator6911 9 лет назад +427

    God, I love Nolan North's voice acting

    • @cleverbotkid
      @cleverbotkid 9 лет назад +12

      Omg I didn't know North did him too. Who am I kidding? He's in almost every game today

    • @Undine66770
      @Undine66770 9 лет назад +6

      +Tyler Ward I think North did all the cores minus Wheatley.

    • @bluedragon9925
      @bluedragon9925 9 лет назад +20

      +HorakhtytheCreator
      Considering that Nolan North is most widely known as the voice of *Nathan Drake* from the Uncharted trilogy, I think that Nolan North as the voice of Rick the "Adventure Sphere" is one of the most hilariously fitting casting choices *ever!* XD

    • @Jillbles
      @Jillbles 8 лет назад +4

      Wholeheartedly agreed. Up till now, my favorite was Deadpool, but this comes close. :-)

    • @horakhtythecreator6911
      @horakhtythecreator6911 8 лет назад

      +Jillbles Same. His Deadpool is awesome!

  • @TotalMenace
    @TotalMenace 11 лет назад +518

    He reminds me of Cave Johnson lol.

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 11 лет назад +81

      I wonder if he was made using his brain like GLaDOS with Caroline.

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 10 лет назад +13

      Ryan Sparker Maybe they could recover at least a part of it after his death? I don't know how brain robotization (I forgot the correct term) works

    • @solartheterrariancreeper7674
      @solartheterrariancreeper7674 5 лет назад +6

      Charlabee5 maybe it is...
      Just his memory and he forgot his name

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 5 лет назад +9

      And probably his mind was divided between the cores.

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper 4 года назад +1

      Solar The terrarian creeper
      Omg my old account I love when I see it

  • @nmheath03
    @nmheath03 10 лет назад +725

    "I have a black belt in everything:(random items),bedroom."
    Uhhhhh.

    • @introspectre7713
      @introspectre7713 9 лет назад +8

      ***** I've seen worse from lower rated games, and by lower rated I mean E rated, without the 10+

    • @Jhonjohn619
      @Jhonjohn619 9 лет назад +8

      nmheath03
      Was gonna like ur comment but its at 69...

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 9 лет назад +1

      jhon lin
      It WAS,somebody ruined that

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 лет назад

      nmheath03 lol

    • @TheSentientCloud
      @TheSentientCloud 9 лет назад +10

      nmheath03 It's subtle enough, like the "don't drop the soap" joke in Spongebob. xD Mmm I'd love a GLaDOS with a blackbelt in the bedroom.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 11 лет назад +316

    Even though he is exaggerating extremely, he is such a flatterer! Finally someone is nice to Chell!

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 2 года назад +26

      Wheatley was nice for a portion of the game. In fact, I think he only turned evil because of the programming on GLaDOS's body.

    • @moviemaker199
      @moviemaker199 Год назад +5

      @@etube6226 He was given power. Raw power. That’s probably why.

    • @etube6226
      @etube6226 Год назад

      @@moviemaker199 Probably.

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Год назад +7

      @@etube6226 yeah, the raw power corrupted him, even then his nice attitude towards Chell was most likely just a gimmick to get him to freedom which is very selfish I know but I think his views of Chell definitely changed as at the end of the game he expresses how he wishes he could’ve apologized to Chell. (Not to mention how he probably looks down upon humans so his view on chell at the start most likely wasn’t the best..)
      Either way, Wheatley and Rick will always win my heart I love them sm

    • @omorier
      @omorier 4 месяца назад

      @@S0m3B0z0OnTheInterneti mean i think anyone would go a little power hungry if they were given power after not even being able to move without a rail. and he was lied to about like all his features
      i am the number one wheatley apologist ‼️

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 8 лет назад +120

    3:42 my favorite "This robot owes you money!"

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 2 года назад +82

    Ok but the part where he’s cheering Chell on n stuff is genuinely so nice???? Rick is awesome

  • @logicseeker5022
    @logicseeker5022 10 лет назад +356

    0:35
    here, stand behind me,
    yeah, just like that
    just like you're doin
    things are about to get real messy
    hehehehe

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 10 лет назад +423

    He should go with Lara Croft if he wants more adventure.

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 6 лет назад +25

      CrusaderTheFirst I kinda thought chell reminded me of Lara Croft

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 года назад +12

      @@littlezorkie9311 Chella Croft

    • @shadowtheeggdog6020
      @shadowtheeggdog6020 3 года назад

      @@stpidstuff yap

    • @lamejames3732
      @lamejames3732 3 года назад

      @@shadowtheeggdog6020 make

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +4

      And Rick is voiced by Nolan North who also voices Nathan Drake, so it's perfect

  • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
    @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 лет назад +2310

    Is Rick actually flirting with Chell?

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 лет назад +296

      Yup.

    • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
      @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 лет назад +161

      I-It's kinda weird for a Core(Robot) to fall inlove

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 лет назад +258

      Yeah, but GLaDOS also calls you "her best friend". Isn't that even weirder?

    • @EmmanuelFrancisco10
      @EmmanuelFrancisco10 11 лет назад +136

      oh yea... and that easter egg in the companion cube.... GLaDOS said something like this "That one was about to say "I love you"". Was it that one?

    • @fireferet8819
      @fireferet8819 11 лет назад +28

      Well. For explanation of that one, you need to search "Game Therorist, Companion Cube's Big secret" or something like that. Matt Pat explains it better than I ever could.

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 11 лет назад +97

    C'mon, sweetie he's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything, this guy's a China cabinet!

  • @Nexus42
    @Nexus42 10 лет назад +158

    4:26 I lost my shit there xD Oh my god I love these spheres so much.

    • @annolog
      @annolog 6 лет назад +10

      Put on subtitles

    • @yeetyeet-qm5yx
      @yeetyeet-qm5yx 4 года назад +2

      @@annolog im dead XD

    • @SrakenKraken
      @SrakenKraken 2 года назад +5

      @@annolog "that the katana and the damn gun gun to donna"

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 5 лет назад +88

    1:02 This pickup line works 100% of the time.

  • @BargainbinMac
    @BargainbinMac 13 лет назад +248

    How is Rick a defective sphere? He's just so....awesome!

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 года назад +82

      He kept flirting with the scientists

    • @NoreoeroN
      @NoreoeroN 2 года назад +34

      And screaming at the space core

    • @kai_lopez9855
      @kai_lopez9855 2 года назад +32

      He flirted with glados

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 года назад +19

      @N4tst3rB01S I mean hey maybe he flirted with male scientists too, you never know with him

    • @katieparks5917
      @katieparks5917 2 года назад +16

      @N4tst3rB01S yeah that’s what I mean, he probably flirts with everyone and just assumes they’re girls

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 11 лет назад +267

    The tragic part is that prettymuch nobody will actually wait and listen to all of this during the game. But it's still flippin funny!

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 11 лет назад +67

      I tried to do that once. Problem is that damn time limit waits for no one.

    • @MissFazzington
      @MissFazzington 3 года назад +6

      His lines are literally 5 minutes long, and you have 5 minutes left before the neurotoxins kill you

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 2 года назад +11

      @@MissFazzington Then i had the best remaining 5 minutes of my life listening to a green eyed sphere rambling

    • @jacobprentice2649
      @jacobprentice2649 Год назад +2

      I spent quite a while listening to wheatleys plan in the neurotoxin room.

    • @TrademarkedIPAdress
      @TrademarkedIPAdress Год назад +3

      I died four times just hopping around, dodging bombs and yeeting the cores around instead of placing them on Wheatley, just to listen to all their dialogues, but unfortunately, the timer won't let me have my time hanging out with them, doing nothing, so I'm here to hopefully listen to all of the ones I've missed lmao.

  • @womankinggg
    @womankinggg 12 лет назад +110

    "Your funeral...your beautiful lady corpse open casket funeral."
    How... charming, Rick.

  • @magentas6467
    @magentas6467 9 лет назад +190

    RUclips in a nutshell:
    "Hey, y'know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's lives in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same, if you hadn't said anything."

  • @fudgebiskets
    @fudgebiskets 10 лет назад +339

    OH MY GOD WHY IS A SPHERICAL ROBOT MAKING ME FEEL FEELINGS

    • @fudgebiskets
      @fudgebiskets 10 лет назад +10

      ***** oh my god

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад +26

      A furry being attracted to an eyeball robot? Now I’ve seen everything.

    • @azzithedemon
      @azzithedemon 4 года назад +29

      @@MisterJohnDoe Rick attracts ALL crowds, hun. 😏

    • @Akiras_number1hater
      @Akiras_number1hater Год назад +6

      @@azzithedemon can confirm

    • @bikeysilly
      @bikeysilly Год назад +3

      HONESTLY

  • @alitlecreacher6077
    @alitlecreacher6077 10 лет назад +197

    And this, my friends, is the reason why many girls had to go to the hospital because of their ovaries exploding.

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 9 лет назад +54

      Not the.... Cumming of '42....
      SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!

    • @amye5580
      @amye5580 9 лет назад +23

      And their abdominals ripping outside of their chests due to laughing too hard...

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 года назад +4

      @@pimposki6232 SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

  • @guyonthedancefloor8678
    @guyonthedancefloor8678 6 лет назад +97

    "Why don't you get him to say 'you two have been a thorn in my side long enough'."
    When he actually says that in game it will unlock this thing where Wheatley says "You have been a thorn in my side LONG ENOUGH!" I love it

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 года назад +16

      Yeah I did it to and rick also says "Well this thorn Is about to take you down! ...Man that sounded better in my head!"

    • @guyonthedancefloor8678
      @guyonthedancefloor8678 4 года назад +2

      @@coolguynick I wait for that every time I play it now. It makes it complete

    • @coolguynick
      @coolguynick 4 года назад

      @@guyonthedancefloor8678 yeah I always do that!!

  • @ruins6686
    @ruins6686 9 лет назад +449

    Who programmed him-?! If GLaDOS did, all i have to say is.....sexualfustration *runs off*

  • @elvastan
    @elvastan Год назад +16

    3:53 Rick just starts roasting the fact core

  • @TheFallen552
    @TheFallen552 11 лет назад +87

    So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around.
    Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy.
    Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?
    All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
    Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age.

  • @macayleangelina9892
    @macayleangelina9892 3 года назад +19

    He seems less like an Adventure Sphere and more like a Flirting Sphere, probably why he’s considered a corrupted core.
    He’s also kind of a huge nerd.

  • @VonCouch
    @VonCouch 13 лет назад +72

    "You're the boss, Dimples". That cracks me up every time

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 года назад +327

    My God I’ve never felt more homosexual in my whole life, he’s such a smooth talker.

    • @Ramtomer2
      @Ramtomer2 4 года назад +11

      Same

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 4 года назад +19

      don't fight it. goes go with it ;)

    • @yoursexybeebot1798
      @yoursexybeebot1798 3 года назад +21

      Don’t your mean…
      Robosexual…
      I’m gonna see myself out the door

    • @isuckatmakinghandles
      @isuckatmakinghandles 3 года назад +5

      well the relationship wont go well. he seems straight.

    • @Brackets_Guy
      @Brackets_Guy 3 года назад +6

      4:26

  • @kale4550
    @kale4550 10 лет назад +46

    I like how gruff his voice is when he says "Its Like Christmas!" Really sounds like he's spitting the words through clenched teeth!

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 7 лет назад +55

    Turn on captions at 4:26 to 4:47. Please, just do it, it's fun.

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 года назад +4

      The captions are trying to decide what word that starts with a d he’s saying

    • @tihs402
      @tihs402 3 года назад +7

      _"That the katana and the damn gun gun to Donna Donna Donna Donna Donna Donna to death duck duck duck talented enter don't intend to do Dennis - Dennis - Dennis don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't playa borrow my face on my magic doesn't dr. John into dental doc dr. Doo"_

    • @NegaPosiminusplus
      @NegaPosiminusplus Год назад

      @@tihs402 oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

  • @hayes2232
    @hayes2232 10 лет назад +79

    "Adventure Sphere" I get it...

  • @RealRaynedance
    @RealRaynedance 10 лет назад +34

    You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and you catch on fire.

    • @boofoorequiem
      @boofoorequiem 10 лет назад +7

      SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Catches on fire in Space* WANNA GO TO EARTH!

    • @YumeDokiDoki
      @YumeDokiDoki 9 лет назад

      DeltaPhi79 From my limited knowledge of science I know that fire needs oxygen or else it gets extinguished

  • @ToyChicaFazbearthebaebaebae
    @ToyChicaFazbearthebaebaebae 9 лет назад +31

    I can imagine Chell just annoyed and staring at him blabbing then suddenly throws him across the room.
    Poor Chell.

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Год назад +5

      I mean he does call her “dimples” so that implies she must’ve been smiling since well..he’s probably the first thing to not comment about her weight and her lack of parents but instead compliments her and possibly raised her self-esteem a bit.

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 3 года назад +100

    "DAMNIT, WE KNOW!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!! SPACE!!!! YOU!!!! IN IT!!!! WE GET IT!!!!"

    • @zaksnow2233
      @zaksnow2233 2 года назад +19

      Not sure if that one was actually used in the game… but I wish it was. Having him and the Space core arguing back and forth would have been amazing.

    • @Gunnetoons
      @Gunnetoons 7 месяцев назад

      I actually heard that line when I found this comment

  • @OMGrobloxandweird
    @OMGrobloxandweird 10 лет назад +138

    "Y'know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and you catch on fire." Technically illogical. There is no oxygen in space.

  • @mrfantastic407
    @mrfantastic407 10 лет назад +44

    "A countdown clock! Man, that is trouble..."

  • @delud2292
    @delud2292 8 лет назад +29

    4:20 - 4:26 if I am ever a teacher, I will HAVE to use this line at least once a semester.

  • @loravis2491
    @loravis2491 3 года назад +22

    Everyone gangsta till Rick starts to sing "Never gonna give you up"

  • @wolfierose4290
    @wolfierose4290 7 лет назад +23

    He is such a charmer~ hahaha plus he's got a southern accent~

  • @stormeegames2221
    @stormeegames2221 8 лет назад +28

    "This guy is a china cabinet" XD

  • @Trunkerunk
    @Trunkerunk 13 лет назад +33

    Wheatly: You two have been a thorn in my side for way too long
    Rick: Well this thorn is about to take you down!
    You have to admit, that is a pretty awesome line

  • @SullivanBurke777
    @SullivanBurke777 10 лет назад +20

    He's such a dork. XD
    I love all of the cores, but Spacey, Rick, and Curiosity are my favorites. :3

  • @saulbishop2776
    @saulbishop2776 9 лет назад +30

    he sounds VERY similar to cave Johnson if you listen closely

  • @MegaMrFreeman
    @MegaMrFreeman 8 лет назад +53

    If someone came for some adventures...start at 4:26 xD

    • @speedymatt1236
      @speedymatt1236 Год назад +1

      I bounce on the repulsion gel listening to that!

  • @escorpianoyqueee
    @escorpianoyqueee 7 лет назад +21

    I died in the game just to hear all of these quotes... come back portal... :'(

  • @fennecfics
    @fennecfics 3 года назад +56

    Does anyone else actually get motivated when he starts screaming “THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY”??

  • @Impala-nh2qk
    @Impala-nh2qk 9 лет назад +93

    I wish my name was Rick, the name just shouts sex to a girl.
    ...But noooooo... I had to be called Joe.

    • @hangdog355
      @hangdog355 9 лет назад +6

      +Console Peasant war boy core...

    • @Rickzoor
      @Rickzoor 8 лет назад +1

      +Impala 6789 Yeah well its not all that its cracked up to be.

    • @FlyonsSpirit
      @FlyonsSpirit 8 лет назад +2

      +Impala 6789 Joe Danger

    • @kemosonicfan123lbp
      @kemosonicfan123lbp 8 лет назад

      +Danny Dan lel

    • @aceyspud551
      @aceyspud551 8 лет назад +3

      "Heeeeey pretty lady. Name's Joe!"

  • @goodlifeFOB
    @goodlifeFOB 6 лет назад +19

    This core is making me blush

    • @IBazzo
      @IBazzo 6 лет назад +2

      Same

  • @movedtocyboygaming3842
    @movedtocyboygaming3842 9 лет назад +26

    "com on sweety hes got a glass jaw!
    hes got a glass everything-this guys a CHINA CABNIT!"

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 8 лет назад +61

    I feel like he should travel with lara croft.

    • @Ganliard
      @Ganliard 8 лет назад +4

      That's brilliant

  • @sugarygeek7463
    @sugarygeek7463 8 лет назад +36

    1:00 Did he say he was a black belt... In the bedroom? x3

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 8 лет назад +13

    also I think the Adventure Sphere was made from Cave Johnson's I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck-Lets-Do-It-Anyways side of his personality.

  • @theredguardowen8083
    @theredguardowen8083 3 года назад +15

    Rick, despite being a flirt, seems like a nice guy.

  • @TheGeekWithTheFro
    @TheGeekWithTheFro 12 лет назад +10

    The guy who voices Deadpool voiced the three replacement cores.
    Nolan North is a criminally underrated voice actor.

  • @thatrandombloak
    @thatrandombloak 13 лет назад +12

    this persona of "Rick" needs to exist, I know it's a parody of the typical action hero, but it's just so overblown and so well written it would be fun to see the world from the Adventure Sphere's point of view, where he can actually go on adventures or something.

  • @Michi_Exiled
    @Michi_Exiled 3 года назад +10

    Rick was considered corrupted cuz Aperture couldn't handle his style

  • @JelloCannon
    @JelloCannon 11 лет назад +81

    Rick- did you just say you have a black-belt in "Bedroom" 1:09 O -- O

  • @chefboyardee376
    @chefboyardee376 7 лет назад +23

    1:09 bedroom

  • @Jordicorn
    @Jordicorn 9 лет назад +10

    4:26 that's my new ringtone~

  • @ThisHandleIsntAvailable02848
    @ThisHandleIsntAvailable02848 12 лет назад +17

    “DAMMIT, WE KNOW. EVERY BODY KNOWS. SPACE. YOU. IN IT. WE GET IT.”
    Best quote to end this. XD

  • @Captain_Rye
    @Captain_Rye 6 лет назад +12

    3:18 I was about to say I love this guy until he used the nickname "Dimples," that's a word I will actually murder someone for calling me.

  • @hazelstarjayfeather1808
    @hazelstarjayfeather1808 11 лет назад +53

    THIS ROBOT OWES. YOU. MONEY! And Wheatley is getting sick of Rick and Space Core o3o DUN DUN DUND DUNA DUNT DUNA DUNAAA
    Hes got a glass jaw! A GLASS EVERYTHING! THIS GUY IS A CHINA CABNIT!

  • @nderkatgamz
    @nderkatgamz 9 лет назад +26

    Im just gonna call him Chuck norris ball

  • @hundredandten
    @hundredandten 4 года назад +9

    0:15 That voice pitch is amazing.

  • @Noahnachos
    @Noahnachos 13 лет назад +9

    My favorite corrupted core is the space guy because he is always pissing people off and making them yell all the time. And so far the green core was the funniest to listen to.

  • @andygarrido58
    @andygarrido58 11 лет назад +19

    He's hilarious. And I love his stereotypical Southern accent.
    I love you, Nolan North. (no homo)

  • @priangsunath3951
    @priangsunath3951 3 года назад +17

    Love him or hate him, he spittin straight facts

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +4

      “Tell you what, why don't you put me down, and I’ll make a distraction. Alright, you create a distraction, then, and *I’LL* distract him from your distraction!"
      True facts!

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +8

    The amount of money I’d pay to see this game’s behind the scenes voice acting…

  • @nataliakatyushahedervary1944
    @nataliakatyushahedervary1944 11 лет назад +32

    HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY!!!! (My new favorite holiday XD)

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 5 лет назад

      wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a4/Demoman_specialcompleted11.wav

    • @speedymatt1236
      @speedymatt1236 Год назад +1

      Not sure where that fits in the calendar tbh…

  • @alexandrajade27
    @alexandrajade27 12 лет назад +22

    I bet a lot of people would really be surprised to know that these spheres were voiced by the guy who "sounds exactly the same in every game he's in."
    He's actually a very talented voice actor. Devs just have taken to asking for his "Drake" voice.

    • @mijetboi
      @mijetboi Год назад

      everyone also seems to forget he was edward richtofen in call of duty

  • @cheezysalt456
    @cheezysalt456 7 лет назад +14

    Explosion day?
    Welcome to Michael Bay's world.

  • @sivanshainfeld2930
    @sivanshainfeld2930 9 лет назад +9

    3:21 he sounds like cave johnson for some reason

  • @merninjamarshmallow
    @merninjamarshmallow 3 года назад +4

    "Alright you distract him then, then I'll distract him from your distraction,"

  • @jeremykrane4855
    @jeremykrane4855 9 лет назад +16

    DAMNIT WE KNOW!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!!! YOU!!! IN IT!!! WE GET IT!!!

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 13 лет назад +10

    Why couldn't the cores also affect how Wheatley spoke or acted instead of just corrupting him? Man, I would have loved to have heard some of these lines in Wheatley's adorkable voice.

  • @deftcoleman0552
    @deftcoleman0552 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:19 “The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. The Fact Sphere is a good person with many friends.”

  • @Mothman_In_a_T-Pose
    @Mothman_In_a_T-Pose 11 лет назад +23

    Is it just me, or is Rick pretty much Zapp Branigan?

  • @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267
    @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267 3 года назад +8

    3:48 when you ask someone to sing a Taylor Swift song:

  • @uber21
    @uber21 11 лет назад +15

    It's a pity how Rick doesn't get much attention in the fan base. He's awesome. XD