How it feels to start the Dark Brotherhood Questline
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2021
- Junior and Mikey Palmice do a favour for Aventus Aretino, by whacking Grelod the Kind and starting the Dark Brotherhood questline. #skyrim.
A special thank you to the extremely talented Mike Wurster for designing the fantastic Skyrim/Sopranos logo that appears on the thumbnail of this video - check him out on instagram @mikewurster, or his website at www.mikewursterdesign.com/.
Skyrim Sopranos Parody.
TV Show: The Sopranos
Skyrim Soundtrack: Into Darkness 
Игры
"They call her Grelod the kind, but shes not kind."
"JESUS" 😂😂
*Talos*
That jesus man was so hilarious
And mikey's reaction when he like stop reading the papet
No, she's not kind …
… she's dead. Died in her sleep. Probably drank the wrong mead … (muahaha!)
💯💯💯
Junior instantly understood how horrible she was.
Historically, Titus always said the Dark Brotherhood were nothing more than a glorified crew
Compared to Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood, it truly is.
Titus always had tremendous moxie for his size
@@faffywaffle561 that's nice, then what?
He fucking dies, I can't even wear his amulet.
@@taitbillings3818 I’m in awe of you
@@gooby214
Morrowind's DB: Extremist Morag Tong splinter sect that threaten the balance of power.
Oblivion's DB: Feared throughout the Empire, more powerful than the Morag Tong.
Skyrim's DB: "If we hide in the forest, maybe people will leave us alone."
I'd love a DB questline that doesn't result in them being driven to the brink of extinction by a traitor.
“You owe the brotherhood a kill... I’ve come to collect”
“You don’t run your uncle Junior... HOW MANY FUCKEN HOURS did I spend playing catch with you?!”
lmao
I love how he asks for her name even though he just heard it, and the kid delivers her name again with such enthusiasm
Junior had dementia
“Grolad the kind”
I died laughing at that part glad others appreciate it 😂
*opens barrel*
“Where’s all the mammoth cheese?”
“I ate it.”
“HALF A FUCKIN’ TRAY IN THERE!”
That actually made me laugh out loud, so perfect
Haha okay that was really good
Brilliant thanks for the laugh I really needed it
@Callum Eden i think we can all agree on that lmao
good job man
The “woah what are we talking about here” is exactly how I reacted when I first walked in on this kid. Threw me for a loop. You make these fucking beautiful man.
i think we all said DA FK IS THIS SHITTTT when we we saw him for the first time
I apply to be your friend
I had actually killed grelod because I was exploring riften so much for the thieves guild that when I showed up the first time I was like... yeah shes already dead. What a bitch
The first time I did the quest it gave me such horrible mental whiplash because I thought the kid was an adult before going in the house
Facts
Aventus: Grelod’s gotta go
Junior: Take it easy, we aren’t making a western here
@Mr. House What's that glorified crew The Omertas doing in New Vegas?
"I gotta visit the greybeards"
"They may be old, my little nephew, but those dogs can still hunt."
"Now you're here! And you can kill Grelod the Kind!"
"What's this motherless f*ck's name?"
"ᴳᴿᴱᴸᴼᴰ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴷᴵᴺᴰ!"
brooo that part took me out
@@BNLReactions no cap I was looking for this comment
@@unknownhicks6473 lmao me too
@@rarasirius3795 a man of culture I see
Jesus..
Poor Astrid doesn't know Uncle Jun is about to hand her some hard truths, namely that she never had the makings of a varsity assassin.
Big hands(not as dexterous)...that was her problem.
South of the border! Down Cyrodiil way!
Cyrodil? Those assassins from Cheydinhal were 7 feet tall or somethin'!
Lmfao
@@BestWayKilla She took a transitional leave anyway.
“We can’t have Grelod running the Orphanage no more. I mean that much I do know.”
“Orphanage? SHE’S GOTTA GO!”
Her teeth all fucked up, vampirism?!
Oh would you take it easy over there fucking Judge Maven Black Briar.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Junior’s reaction and “Jesus…,” had me ejecting my coffee out my nose. Laughed to tears and nearly pissed myself
*Talos
"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you?"
"What? I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way!"
*orcs
Oh yeah! Those two guys
Guard: kssh “I’ve got two redguard males on foot…”
@Skankhunt42 Lol yeah ik, not skin color specifically, I meant culturally speaking; they have similiar generalizations made against them the way blacks are in real life
@Skankhunt42 "dont ruin the jokes bud" bruh you're ruining mine. You're sounding like such an orcgger right now
By the nine you have
>Health bars
>Quest markers update
>Fitting dialogue
This is more effort than some of the special edition missions.
Also when Mikey lowers his gun after shooting Grelod, you can hear the sound of holstering/unholstering your weapon in game.
I’m pretty sure Jr. has a connection to the Dark Brotherhood…..of Teamsters. Guy’s been greasing’ the oo-nion for 50 years!
That one stung, bro.
and the lighting on the characters
*All of said quests
"Your husband Torygg whatever happened there.."
"Whatever happened there?"
"The assassin"
"WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?"
"Talos rest his soul"
"I'll tell you what happened there - this piece of shits Jarl shouted him apart without any provocation whatsoever"
Hahahahahha
"My Jarl is dead"
Come to think of it, I've never actually tried to kill Grelod in her sleep. Plunging an arrow through her forehead in front of the kids always seemed like the best option
Exactly. I maced that fucker in one strong hit in front of the kids so that they'd *DEFINITELY* know for sure that she wasn't going to torment them *EVER* again. Good riddance.
This is exactly what I done!
Arentino sends his regards
Mikey: I think you shoulda taken care of this Grelod the Kind thing the minute it first happened. You shoulda sent a clear-cut signal so the Dark Brotherhood knows... You fuck with Junior Soprano...
Junior: Take it easy! We're not making a bard tale here...
LMAO
That is gold
I'm actually watching the sopranos thanks to you. It really is a masterpiece
Yes
Same. Its so good
same
Yes it is.
Honestly the best show in terms of pure dialog, every line is just so beautifully written and delivered by the actors, even breaking bad can't compare to it
Mikey was a great companion.
Just the thought of him and Junior embarking on various questlines in the skyrim universe makes me chuckle.
Mikey is even like a companion you order to kill for you, these edits are incredibly accurate
It’s a miracle Grelod lived this long seeing how much she’s hated
Riften Guard: "What in Oblivion happened here?"
Orphan: "Some sad shit, motherfu-I mean, Grelod said she didn't want to live no more."
Hahahahahaha, underrated comment XD
Jumped.
Gold (20) lost…
broo that ''talos'' detail got me
Pertinax, you're the best thing on RUclips. You got me hooked on The Sopranos (always heard about it, never got around watching it though) and hyped me to play Skyrim again. You're truly one of the best emperors out there.
What the fuck happened to Sithis! That’s what I’d like to know. He was a real assassin. The strong silent type.
Sithis was gay?
He... died.
Always walk in the shadow of Sithis.
@@jeffersonclippership2588 NOBODYS GOT AIDS!
Doesn’t exist. Non sentient void. Dark Brotherhood is a con of mephala
Some sad shit. Grelod the Kind said she didn't wanna live no more.
Well, I got news for you. That evil, cruel woman was my pet earner and an asset to some *friends of ours*(Thieves' Guild). During honey harvest season, she pushed more Black-Briar Mead than 10 tavernkeepers put together.
Oh, and another thing: a certain dragonborn should have checked with me before he/she did a favor for the Aretino kid.
"It was 2 Redguard Guys that did it"
@@NSFSponsor Oh yeah, those two guys.
How much he give you?!
Take it easy Grelod, we'll give you a break. We won't give you an arrow to the knee on the way down! FUS DO RAH!!!
"Grelod never did have the makings of a varsity athlete."
"You won't believe it! Two Redguards just ran out of that Orphanage!"
Everything about this is *chefs kiss*. Your editing is freaking amazing.
Oh! What do we have here, what's this the handsome contest?!
Ohh yes, that video with Tobey eating a hotdog the moment he sees the legion assasins, lmao! So relatable, keep up the good work, you are an artist man
Omg
@Noobnut125 This is an early Christmas present, you're a fkn legend man 🥂
@@billybatts9491 It truly is.
Junior to Cicero: Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
Cicero: I mean, what happened to this thing? For Talos' sake, we bend more rules than the Imperial Cult
Cicero: Out of respect of the Night Mother
If this was back in the 2E or 3E, would I even have to ask?
I have only watched three of your vids, and this is just... PERFECT.
These videos have literally given me a reason to live.
Just a reminder of that there are still great artist out there.
There was nothing we could do. Uncle june was a brother and Grelod wasn't. We had to sit there and take it. It was among the Nords. it was real sweet roll shit.
real SWEET ROLL sh__ hahahaha 😆
They even trapped her in a soulgem so she couldn't go to Sovngarde.
Omg these comments are killing me
@@MarvinT0606 LMFAOOOO
This made me think. Why aren't there racial slurs in Elder Scrolls?
0:42 Knowing the original context of that delivery makes it all the funnier here.
Seriously, The Sopranos being edited into Skyrim is so surreal, but one of the funniest combinations I've stumbled across in ages. Thank you for the laughs.
This one is sooooo gooood. Thank You! Best Regards and Best Wishes for 2023!
I didn't know I needed these Skyrim/Sopranos mashups in my life. They're all amazing. Hats off to you :)
The *Talos* sub when he said Jesus killed me. Good work, these are so great.
I absolutely lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
said he didn't wanna live no more.
I haven't seen such amazing stuff in a long time; thank you.
You actually captured the feeling quite well, best I've ever seen!
Did they ever catch those two Redguards who killed Grelod the Kind?
You mean the Jamaican Bobsled team? Or Boyz 2 Men?
1:09
I love how it's still the sound of a dagger drawing from a sheath.
And the footsteps 😂
These videos are brilliant. Kudos, Pertinax
Keep doing the Sopranos, Skyrim videos. They are funny. I need more. Thanks 😊
I hope you know your Sopranos/Elder Scrolls content is what made me start watching The Sopranos in the first place.
The dragonborn never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Your content is what started me playing Skyrim. Tony never had the makings of a dova
Mikey is such a great housecarl. Not only does he carry your stuff for you - he takes care of the quests (in this case the whacking, heheh) as well!
Too bad about his suit though I heard he got too attached to it.
Free Alteration spell too, no Magicka spent
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvuslike the Grim reaper that guy.
"You should've taken care of this Miraak problem the minute it first happened"
@@ercoleborgiano Yeah but none of the temples can cure his fckfaceitis.
This vids make my day . Thank you sir.
This is a total work of art!
Thanks.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST EDITS. The way uncle jun is just staring at him while he speaks holy shit i cant breathe man im laughing too much. Your vids are the fucking best man.
These edits keep my soul from reaching eternal hell
I can relate LOL
These are amazing, I never knew I needed these.
I really love how this was done keep up the good work.
Would happily watch a full playthrough of the sopranos in Skyrim
Junior “ Dragonborn “ soprano
Slipped on the thousand steps and had john whacked
Oh my fucking word you are talented. This playlist is like a gold mine.
This is so good
NEVER stop making these
Had me laughing when the kid repeats Grelod the Kind after Junior asks about the name he was just told.
Also works because Junior had Alzheimer’s later on in the series 😅
@@s4mcote Right, I hadn't even considered that haha. That's hilarious.
"At least I can deal with my problems, unlike someone I know" - the Dragonborn
“South of the border…..where the mammoth cheese graze…”
@@vinniethegooch7830 always with the scenarios
Lol. The Dragonborn actually talking.....
This is amazing editing work, bravo.
This is actually very good! Had a good flashback and a laugh!
This is the greatest Christmas gift I could ever receive
their reaction to his 'reveal' that grelod "the kind", is not indeed kind was priceless lmao
bravo on the editing👏👏🙌
This was so beautifully done.
I love these so much!
NEVER STOP MAKING THESE! EVER!!
Do the brother hoods job for them
"You owe me a kill"
"I literally just killed someone for your 24 hours ago..."
1:14 - 1:19 😂😂😂
“High Jack, by Jack.”
Gelrod: “You riff-raff!” *Pop!!*
Hi Jack, bye Jack” gets me every single time😂
My God, the lighting when he leaves Grelod's room is absolutely stunning
I’m sorry. I am sorry, but I got dragged out to the Riften docks by my neck. Mock execution!
this edit was something amazing man
OK, this is easily in the top 3 of its kind. Beautifully done.
Gotta love attention to detail, when Junior got kidnapped he is wearing pijamas, because they kidnap you in your sleep :D
Your edits are getting better each time.. i know i'm always going to have a good laugh when one of your videos is out ! Keep the up the amazing work man 👍
Really love these edits
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SO FAR YOU’RE A MASTER AT THIS
I love these blends between the narratives of Skyrim and The Sopranos
Your edits are pure bliss, thank you for these
please do more of these dude they're gold
these are great bro!
Too good. Keep up the uploads, they're just brilliant
keep'em coming man. friggin' brilliant.
You've gotten so much better at editing these videos! Keep em comin!!
these edits are gold
Perfect ending
Despite having never watched ther Sopranos, there is truly my favourite content on RUclips at the moment. You are an editing genius, and this genuine felt like they were part of the game, remarkable.
Imagine having never watched the sopranos...
@@yesdude3914 I don't have to imagine it, I actually haven't.
I'm thinking about watching the show cause of this
Watch the sopranos dude. You won't regret it
This is some A+ content right here. Bravo!
this is perfection bro, so f amazing, shown it to all my friends
best tv series of all time meets one of the best RPG's of all time
Me entering this house randomly with Lydia on my 1st playthrough be like.
God tier as always my guy
10/10 keep up the good work
This was next level top notch amazing
Yo this ART.. please keep them coming
This is gonna trend one day, cause this is genius!
This is the best one yet, hands down. Great scene to tie this to lol
Asking for Grelod's name even though he literally just heard it?
Goddamn. Even in Skyrim Uncle Jun can't escape his dementia.
one of the best edits i’ve seen yet
That was flawless and classic lol! Well done!🤣
I accidentally saw a spoiler saying how you could destroy them because I wanted to play good but I assumed I had to join them and destroy them from the inside. I never knew I had to speak to that imperial guy to get that option. So I kept doing more and more quests for the dark brotherhood, justifying all the murders because I assumed I was going to eventually destroy them.
With Every murder I was like "for the greater good im sure of it"
Oh my god please never stop pert u make these videos the best
Your rly doing gods work by making these