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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Home to the most welcoming population in #Skyrim. Why is everyone here so mean?
    RIP Tony Sirico
    Skyrim/Sopranos parody and pastiche
    Skyrim Music: Tundra, Imperial Throne

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  • @BossEvasion
    @BossEvasion 2 года назад +5385

    Tony’s a true nord if he can waltz around in his pajamas like that.

    • @jeffersonclippership2588
      @jeffersonclippership2588 2 года назад +189

      One of the good Imperials

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 2 года назад +107

      The Russian from Pine Barrens was a true Nord

    • @robertbryant3252
      @robertbryant3252 2 года назад

      @The Bunkerologist Ulfric Stormcloak has been separated from his donkey.

    • @Lances_Last_Dance
      @Lances_Last_Dance 2 года назад +55

      With his enchanted dressing gown of Resist Frost Damage

    • @hyperion6902
      @hyperion6902 2 года назад +18

      they're probably enchanted

  • @SWEATYPO55IE
    @SWEATYPO55IE 2 года назад +2749

    You're a saint for that Tony Sirico homage.

    • @SWEATYPO55IE
      @SWEATYPO55IE 2 года назад +49

      @Bonka thats a fact, dont get me wrong I started the sopranos twoards the end of last year and couldn't finish it so I finished in June but, it is crazy that he died 9 years ago. When I watched the show it felt like he was still around.

    • @David_James94
      @David_James94 2 года назад +43

      He was a saint

    • @Adarkane325xi
      @Adarkane325xi 2 года назад +3

      You need to get out more, friend.

    • @benderaviation
      @benderaviation 2 года назад +13

      He was just a kid

    • @RustCohle072
      @RustCohle072 2 года назад +9

      @@Adarkane325xi ??

  • @evanw783
    @evanw783 2 года назад +1330

    HOW DOES TONY FIT IN WITH TAMRIEL SO WELL LMAO

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos 2 года назад +76

      Er... because he is a criminal. The player is always a criminal.

    • @tannhauserr
      @tannhauserr 2 года назад +65

      His ancestors were Imperial

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 2 года назад

      Weeb

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos 2 года назад +31

      @@tannhauserr "Where are the imperials now?"
      - a scared Aldmer

    • @garbagedayy
      @garbagedayy Год назад +28

      @@The_Custos "Youre looking at them."

  • @puggy_8907
    @puggy_8907 2 года назад +3888

    "You're not gunna believe this, he killed 16 Imperials single handed. Guy was an Interior steward"

  • @chrism1518
    @chrism1518 2 года назад +174

    “They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!”
    “Get ‘da fuck outta here!”

  • @hamza12ism
    @hamza12ism 2 года назад +185

    "On your winterhold collage application, what did you put"
    "Dunmar"
    "So, we do understand each other"

  • @rainehernandez8345
    @rainehernandez8345 2 года назад +673

    Ulfric Stormcloak and the High King, whatever happened there…

    • @visibledisgust8614
      @visibledisgust8614 2 года назад +60

      Whatever happened there?

    • @ercoleborgiano
      @ercoleborgiano 2 года назад +52

      Jarl Elisif: WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!

    • @PeceNeshkovski1992
      @PeceNeshkovski1992 2 года назад +21

      Reine, what the fu*k? Why would you possibly bring that up?!?

    • @jesperjohansson1053
      @jesperjohansson1053 2 года назад +59

      "I'll tell you what fucking happened, this piece of shits brother in arms put 6 shouts into the king with no provocation whatsoever!"

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 2 года назад +41

      @@jesperjohansson1053 He couldn't even say his last words!

  • @TheFrogEnjoyer
    @TheFrogEnjoyer 2 года назад +245

    Ulfric Stormcloak never had the makings of a varsity Jarl

    • @Pertinax69
      @Pertinax69  2 года назад +54

      Just last week Ulfric stuck his hand in, made it 100 times more difficult for me...plus he thumbs his nose at the Imperial City

    • @TheFrogEnjoyer
      @TheFrogEnjoyer 2 года назад +28

      @@Pertinax69 Ulfric is like the man with the colovian ham under his arm crying the blues cause he's got no mead

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 2 года назад +28

      @@Pertinax69 He's part of a whole generation.
      Remember the Oblivion Gates and the daedra? Now it's dragons and the Thalmor.

    • @adamobrien9019
      @adamobrien9019 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 genuinely laughed out loud at this

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc 2 года назад +2

      Y'all out here killing me with these haha

  • @leonardorimondotto5802
    @leonardorimondotto5802 2 года назад +327

    I can't believe those two redguards killed another girl!

    • @ThomasLadder
      @ThomasLadder 2 года назад +73

      Oh yeah, those guys!

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 года назад +32

      Who else huh??? Who else???
      I just CANT BELIEVE IT!!

    • @deviantic69
      @deviantic69 2 года назад +7

      @@John-Adams Is it THEM again, Yogi?

    • @ericholmquest2988
      @ericholmquest2988 2 года назад +13

      I think I seen a couple of them running that way 👉

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 2 года назад +2

      @@John-Adams Yup, bad economic opportunities and living in a systemically oppressive system will make people do some weird things.

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius 2 года назад +85

    When I was in the Whiterun dungeon, I wanted hot vegetable stew. I compromised. I ate raw potatoes from a basket.

  • @TheNewGuy21
    @TheNewGuy21 2 года назад +605

    Great editing as usual, especially at 1:50 with Tony getting mad looking at the map. Absolutely great job Pert

    • @samporter3453
      @samporter3453 Год назад +1

      Skyrim belongs to the Nordstrom milk drinksr

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 2 года назад +517

    Eventually you're going to splice all of these into a full playthrough. I know it

    • @IbrahiemLegoFilms
      @IbrahiemLegoFilms 2 года назад +31

      I will actually cry tears of joy if that ever happened

    • @codyi5232
      @codyi5232 2 года назад +32

      A feature length tony driving the roads for the intro.

    • @heavyarms7785
      @heavyarms7785 7 месяцев назад

      @@codyi5232 @pertinax PLEASE

  • @jacoblangobard4640
    @jacoblangobard4640 2 года назад +53

    Furio:"I donta understande, wassa this Talos country?"
    Paulie:" Its any where there are no high elves or imperials."

  • @Lawlzinator
    @Lawlzinator 2 года назад +392

    I always thought of the windhelm fighter's guild as a glorified crew

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 2 года назад +149

    Can you do one with Tony reacting to Markarth and the forsworn conspiracy ?

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 10 месяцев назад

      “You’re messing with the Forsworn here asshole!”

  • @thomasalvarez6456
    @thomasalvarez6456 2 года назад +348

    “This is mead with Juniper pulp.”
    “I thought you liked pulp.”
    “I like the mead with some pulp.”

  • @pokemontrainerred5913
    @pokemontrainerred5913 2 года назад +168

    R.I.P Tony Sirico *"Ride The Painted Pony, Let The Spinning Wheel Glide."* You shall be missed Heheh 🤟🏻

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 2 года назад

      Fuckin queeas!

    • @dmdeign7116
      @dmdeign7116 2 года назад +8

      "Lydia, you hear what I told him? I told him what's wrong, some stole your sweet roll? Hehheheh"

  • @tobiasjames6608
    @tobiasjames6608 2 года назад +29

    A new skypranos, fuckin’ A.

  • @dawgrush4317
    @dawgrush4317 2 года назад +20

    That moment when you learn about an actor's death from a meme of all things.

  • @DeRive_
    @DeRive_ 2 года назад +80

    Oh man, because of your videos, I've started to watch The Sopranos. It's amazing, i'm on season 4. 😍😍

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 года назад +3

      Enjoy it thoroughly. You only see it first once (a truism, but worth reminding)

    • @thestoicwhinger
      @thestoicwhinger 2 года назад +3

      It's the greatest tv show ever

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 2 года назад +4

      @@ResistanceQuest Yeah, but if you watch it again and again, it becomes a dark comedy lol

    • @ResistanceQuest
      @ResistanceQuest 2 года назад +3

      @@pbluma oh I've watched it 10 times. It gets better in many ways. But the first mind-blown feeling is very special, I think

    • @stardaggerrihannsu2363
      @stardaggerrihannsu2363 2 года назад

      You have to watch the Godfather movies and Goodfellas to get the full impact.

  • @tobes8558
    @tobes8558 2 года назад +76

    I always knew Tony had the making of a varsity stormcloak

  • @Sam-xt2gz
    @Sam-xt2gz 2 года назад +10

    Tony waltzing up to ulfric in a bath robe is the coolest thing anyone will ever see today

  • @tbu_drachenkater5397
    @tbu_drachenkater5397 2 года назад +13

    The fact that he only has an bathrope and tanktop in that freezing environment xD

  • @Ducey77
    @Ducey77 2 года назад +2

    RIP Tony Sirico 🤌

  • @jacobcustos3626
    @jacobcustos3626 2 года назад +4

    What! I think I saw a couple of redguards running that way.

  • @andreaholcock8992
    @andreaholcock8992 Год назад +1

    Nord: “what’d we ever get that we didn’t have to work our balls off for?”
    >drinks 16 pints of mead
    >sleeps the rest of the day

  • @dalvizar4040
    @dalvizar4040 2 года назад +2

    0:17 RIP me because it's kill me

  • @sherk3286
    @sherk3286 2 года назад +2

    "As long as your criminal past stays in the past"
    *commits acts if theft and murder in front of him and is forgiven immediately

  • @teamnoob52
    @teamnoob52 Год назад +2

    "Completed: Attend sitdown with Ulfric". Hahahah!

  • @HibHab69
    @HibHab69 2 года назад +4

    'Course Tony would join the Stormcloaks.

  • @liquiiiddd
    @liquiiiddd 2 года назад +4

    The Tony Siciro tribute/ loading page was enough for me, pretty much made me laugh and cry at the same time. To the Legend 🍻

  • @frankpale
    @frankpale 2 года назад +5

    I just learned by seeing your video, may he rest in peace, one of my favorite characters in the sopranos 👍

  • @Siculidee
    @Siculidee 2 года назад +5

    We’ve entered the tech age where we can put anyone in anything, living or dead and I LOVE it 😂

  • @joshuawall7933
    @joshuawall7933 Год назад +1

    Tony never had the makings of a varsity storm cloak

  • @Markell1991
    @Markell1991 2 года назад +2

    Nazeem Walnuts: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Your ma was working the sweetroll concession at Dragonsreach dungeons.

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas 2 года назад +1

    i saw two redguards running out of the blue palace after the assassination of the high king

  • @40088922
    @40088922 2 года назад +1

    getting "Blood on the Ice" first thing through the gate? the gods have smiled upon Tony

  • @fredthemanish
    @fredthemanish 2 года назад +2

    You see a few of Tony's business associates are dunmer and they wouldn't like his son with their daughters and they wouldn't like theirs with his.

  • @mentosis797
    @mentosis797 Год назад +1

    Your channel is solid gold. Masterpiece.

  • @Nonaggress
    @Nonaggress 7 месяцев назад

    I can't be the only one here who was both relieved and disappointed when Tony said Dunmer.

  • @snicky49
    @snicky49 2 года назад +2

    Man i never get tired of these

  • @bmac3452
    @bmac3452 2 года назад +1

    Almost perfect. Should have kept original audio and have Tony call the dark elf a moolinyan, a charcoal briquet

  • @hoagiemacintosh781
    @hoagiemacintosh781 8 месяцев назад +1

    RIP Tony Sirico

  • @odeleon24
    @odeleon24 2 года назад +3

    Amazing work as usual. This brought a tear to my eye!

  • @johngordon5537
    @johngordon5537 2 года назад +1

    That first loading screen hit me in the feels rip tony

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 2 года назад +2

    Meanwhile, at Markarth...
    ASDF: "Here, hold this." Stabs with knife

  • @JuuksZanezi
    @JuuksZanezi 2 года назад +3

    Another masterpiece! Rip sirico 🥺

  • @nicklenio8131
    @nicklenio8131 Год назад +1

    The loading screen of Paulys face made me laugh out loud

  • @ovskii96
    @ovskii96 Год назад +1

    I feel like Tony fits so well in Skyrim because he's basically already an rpg character.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 9 месяцев назад

      Hoards wealth, kills whoever he wants when he can get away with it, tells NPC's one thing before doing the exact same shit he yelled at them for, has a family but never pays attention to them outside of quest events, abandoned companions because they got boring, claims to have morals but usually defaults to whatever is the most entertaining option.
      Yeah he's an rpg character all right

  • @Hikikomori_Gaming
    @Hikikomori_Gaming 2 года назад +1

    you look good...tan.

  • @IconicPortal
    @IconicPortal 2 года назад +1

    Bro the loading screen got me lol

  • @truthseekingtillweascend387
    @truthseekingtillweascend387 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate everyone and ofc the creator for the editing and puns
    Y’all have made my night 😂😂😂💯

  • @UnderdogPlays_
    @UnderdogPlays_ 2 года назад +1

    RIP PAULIE WALNUTS

  • @adamobrien9019
    @adamobrien9019 2 года назад +1

    “She was abusive to the staffffff!!!!!”

  • @Anjelikah11
    @Anjelikah11 6 месяцев назад +2

    Please do more of these

  • @szymon3835
    @szymon3835 2 года назад +1

    Ultimate respect for Tony Sirico loading screen…

  • @Jarikraider
    @Jarikraider 10 месяцев назад +1

    Technically you have to enter Windhelm like 4 times before Blood on the Ice starts. So in fact, this is not when you had first discovered Windhelm!

  • @JohnSmith-wj2wd
    @JohnSmith-wj2wd 2 года назад

    That loading screen surprised me. I had no idea he passed away.

  • @codyi5232
    @codyi5232 2 года назад +2

    tony is everyone born in 1986 who hasn't turned insane and just rocking back and forth in a heap lol

  • @BRAgamer
    @BRAgamer Год назад +1

    Ahh yes, one of those scenes in the Sopranos that makes you feel akward for being Italian... just like the whole series, damm I loved that show.

  • @heddshot87
    @heddshot87 2 года назад +2

    1:03 AMAZING camerawork 😆

  • @KevinMcGannon
    @KevinMcGannon Год назад

    “Attend sit down with Ulfric” that’s a nice touch lol

  • @xLeeroycranex
    @xLeeroycranex 4 месяца назад

    The end scene was Tony running when he saw the Dragonborn coming for Ulfric, just like he ran from the FBI coming for Johnny Sac

  • @KarltonFranz
    @KarltonFranz 2 года назад

    the load screen took me out. RIP Mr. Walnuts

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost Год назад

    Watching these videos is like eating a bag of your favorite chips.

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid 2 года назад +1

    Calling a dunmer a charcoal briquette is probably even more offensive.

  • @bounty_hunter19
    @bounty_hunter19 2 года назад +1

    The loading screen killed me😆

  • @R0CKSTONE
    @R0CKSTONE 2 года назад +2

    You're videos are getting better and better, impressive

  • @yovagomez8169
    @yovagomez8169 Год назад +1

    The loading screen my god 🤣🤣

  • @blindiris22
    @blindiris22 2 года назад +1

    Damn, I was really expecting Tony to give that first dark elf the charcoal briquette speech.

  • @elitefromtx5945
    @elitefromtx5945 Год назад +1

    Immediately walks away after ulfric says past crimes stays in the past. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluesnake1713
    @bluesnake1713 2 года назад

    The chopping block was made. The executioner wasn't.

  • @MecanicalEnd
    @MecanicalEnd 2 года назад

    I miss walking around windhelm in my bathrobe

  • @12coudak000
    @12coudak000 2 года назад

    Draugr gave him an offer he couldn't understand

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Год назад

    It’s weird how the Dark Brotherhood always hires Dunmer to carry out their hits

  • @DetectiveQuackFFlock
    @DetectiveQuackFFlock 2 года назад +1

    Windhelm is one of the grimiest cities in Skyrim

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston 2 года назад +2

    Windhelm, Home to the Hasidic Homeboys.

  • @nashnashisback4448
    @nashnashisback4448 2 года назад

    “It’s a very difficult situaaation” 😂

  • @mustain21
    @mustain21 8 месяцев назад

    I have a feeling that if Tony found a dead dragon, he would assume it was just some gabagool and eat it with some corn chips before Carmela gets home

  • @dannietuggle8954
    @dannietuggle8954 2 года назад +10

    Awesome as ever. There are many who imitate you but they’re not as good.

  • @tharpe63
    @tharpe63 Год назад

    Tony always had the makings of a varsity Dragonborn

  • @Jimi_Doom
    @Jimi_Doom Месяц назад

    He used to be an adventurer, he killed 16 nords with an arrow to the knee

  • @ReplicatorFifth
    @ReplicatorFifth 2 года назад

    This is the only RUclips channel that simultaneously makes me want to re-watch The Sapranos and play Skyrim xD

  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras 2 года назад

    Oh that loading screen with Tony Sirico cut deep

  • @ballisticmonkey999
    @ballisticmonkey999 2 года назад +5

    So when you filled out your Windhelm residency application you didn't check mage did you?

    • @ericholmquest2988
      @ericholmquest2988 2 года назад

      No, they can't ask about spellcasting affiliation

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew Год назад +2

    Two Unidentified Greyskins

  • @SFforlife
    @SFforlife Год назад +1

    Tony doesn’t really hate dark elves, he even works with some of them. But he agrees they should stay with their own kind and Imperials with theirs, that’s all. They wouldn’t want their daughters with an Imperial just like he wouldn’t want his with a dark elf. 🤣

  • @griswold3006
    @griswold3006 Год назад

    Watching these with the biggest smile on my face

  • @Mr.Thunderer
    @Mr.Thunderer Год назад

    Now imagine that in a future we will be able to make NPCs with Gandolfini voice

  • @Ayoungsailor39
    @Ayoungsailor39 2 года назад +1

    "Whack a jarl? I won't do that."

  • @semma88
    @semma88 Год назад

    Imagining Tony running in his bathrobe and shorts is hilarious

  • @erheetrherh2659
    @erheetrherh2659 2 года назад

    Imagine Tony Soprano running around Windhelm in his pyjamas

  • @Zlorthishen
    @Zlorthishen 2 года назад

    daaaamn this is GOOD production value

  • @roidroid
    @roidroid 2 месяца назад

    u get spooked, at the end?
    WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

  • @J1283-s1k
    @J1283-s1k Год назад

    I swear to God man, these memes have INFINITE potential. They never...ever get old.

  • @Oegonblick
    @Oegonblick 2 года назад

    Tony Soprano walking past a full table like that? Not likely.

  • @vrgamer3371
    @vrgamer3371 2 года назад

    Should of had him say "19 years old this kid"
    When he was talking about Tracy being killed by Ralph

  • @chunckenugget7015
    @chunckenugget7015 2 года назад

    The most unrealistic representation of Tony here was him sprinting at the end

  • @papiguaro
    @papiguaro 2 года назад

    I just started playing Skyrim like a week ago and this made my fucking day

  • @yostugotz5619
    @yostugotz5619 2 года назад +1

    Pertinax you are a legend.