Marco Pierre White KNORR parody (attempt 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Marco has been instructed by his Knorr sponsors to cook another delicious meal. Join him to learn this exciting recipe.

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  • @hugieinarsson319
    @hugieinarsson319 4 года назад +3848

    What we’re going to cook now is..the family favourite, the children’s favourite. WATER.....and STOCKPOT

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 4 года назад +82

      i totally died at this part already my jaw hurts

    • @ethanii7544
      @ethanii7544 4 года назад +72

      It’ll take..... 25 minutes to cook it

    • @ChristopherTradeshow
      @ChristopherTradeshow 4 года назад +10

      @@ethanii7544 only 25 minutes?!

    • @Oligarchi
      @Oligarchi 3 года назад +6

      This was fantastic. I'm in tears :D

    • @deppressedlad1456
      @deppressedlad1456 3 года назад +4

      Reading this comment the he says those words is fucking hilarious

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 3 года назад +147

    Some people laugh at mainstream memes, and then there's us 🤣🤣🤣. The Marco Pierre White fandom has to be one of the strangest fandoms on the internet 🤣. And to be honest, its our choice really.

  • @simonmanzer
    @simonmanzer 5 лет назад +10

    This is what i've been looking for

  • @juanairbag
    @juanairbag 4 года назад +5

    This is great. I already lost it after 10 seconds

  • @jonavuka
    @jonavuka 3 года назад +3

    all this needed is "its your choice really" moment lol

  • @ApostleDavidETaylor
    @ApostleDavidETaylor 3 года назад

    I put this video in my Top 10 of all-time RUclips videos.

  • @zakur0hako
    @zakur0hako 3 года назад

    i swear back when i was deadbroke i would drink hot water with knorr as a soup

  • @LynxNYC
    @LynxNYC 3 года назад

    LMAOOO!!! I Just Died! Thanks!

  • @ride734
    @ride734 4 года назад

    wonderful...

  • @greaser3069
    @greaser3069 3 года назад

    idea:
    familys favourite
    "the children"

  • @kennymason3518
    @kennymason3518 3 года назад +1

    i pronounced it knoss this whole time.

  • @MayoRopeRusty
    @MayoRopeRusty Год назад

    Cash is king lol he a classically trained world class chef, no way he believes in this trash “stock cube” 😂😂😂

  • @Mossingen-kq6go
    @Mossingen-kq6go 3 года назад +1

    Haha...pretty good. Need to work in a few “it’s your choice” scenes.

  • @ruffhouse9760
    @ruffhouse9760 3 года назад

    This comment section is the best!!!

  • @willmitchell4728
    @willmitchell4728 5 лет назад +3917

    The smashing sound when he puts the olive oil down had me rolling

  • @Itskilo
    @Itskilo 4 года назад +797

    I heard when the camera wasn't looking he sneakily added an 11th stock pot

  • @colin-campbell
    @colin-campbell 4 года назад +1361

    This is the best meme subculture I’m a part of.

    • @Mg4life0331
      @Mg4life0331 3 года назад +7

      It’s much better than the MJ version ones.

    • @adamsipione
      @adamsipione 3 года назад +71

      It could be the best meme subculture you are part of. Or not. It's your choice.

    • @floridaman727
      @floridaman727 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely agree

    • @jackhowe5579
      @jackhowe5579 3 года назад +9

      This and To Catch a Predator

    • @garretphegley8796
      @garretphegley8796 2 года назад +7

      I'm so glad to be amongst such fine company.

  • @ToniNoir
    @ToniNoir 5 лет назад +2008

    Good job. I lost it already on the olive oil part.

    • @felixfarmeynkamin3658
      @felixfarmeynkamin3658 5 лет назад +50

      I lost it at ""Lets make an all time favorite: Water and stock pot." already lol

    • @hanzohasashi7634
      @hanzohasashi7634 4 года назад +25

      u mean olivol ?

    • @arturovelas554
      @arturovelas554 3 года назад +6

      @@hanzohasashi7634 volleyball?

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 3 года назад +1

      @@arturovelas554 volley oil ?

    • @samyujin7260
      @samyujin7260 3 года назад +5

      That cracking sound when he put it back onto the table

  • @nikkocepe20
    @nikkocepe20 5 лет назад +1025

    Essentials of an MPW recipe:
    - "Simple"
    - "Your choice"
    - "No real recipe"
    - Knorr stock pot

    • @mike2652
      @mike2652 5 лет назад +11

      Nikko Cepe “delicious!”

    • @EmperorMingg
      @EmperorMingg 4 года назад +44

      Referencing his mother mother’s Italian heritage.

    • @XD-gx5be
      @XD-gx5be 4 года назад +50

      and "olivol"

    • @MBblink182
      @MBblink182 4 года назад +24

      And if we’re really going to be honest, it needs another stock pot.

    • @maxacorn
      @maxacorn 3 года назад +1

      @brandy b and here is the recipe.

  • @ToxiloGames
    @ToxiloGames 5 лет назад +718

    If he trains, work hard, have faith, and pushes himself to the limit he might be able to get a job in the real Knorr chicken stock pot factory.

    • @dubiousdove782
      @dubiousdove782 5 лет назад +34

      That's the American Dream 🇺🇸

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 3 года назад +33

      @@dubiousdove782 when I die I would like my body to be cooked and reduced into a stock

    • @jeffdekimpe1746
      @jeffdekimpe1746 3 года назад +23

      @@andymatheson82 Along with a simple ceremony. Or not, your choice.

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 3 года назад +9

      @@jeffdekimpe1746 maybe a small ceremony

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 3 года назад +7

      @@andymatheson82 Little bit of ceremony.

  • @dylanwilliams7868
    @dylanwilliams7868 3 года назад +974

    "You may think a lot of olive oil... and maybe there is."
    -Europeans explaining their cooking style to Americans

    • @NamNguyen-qg1bh
      @NamNguyen-qg1bh 3 года назад +37

      Mainly Mediterranean kitchen though

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 3 года назад +7

      We don't use that much olive oil, that's disgusting

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 3 года назад +11

      @@NamNguyen-qg1bh the best diet, the Mediterranean diet

    • @dylanwilliams7868
      @dylanwilliams7868 3 года назад +8

      @@xano2921 Have you ever been to Spain

    • @Guilloz96
      @Guilloz96 3 года назад +10

      @@dylanwilliams7868 I am spanish, never used that much olive oil in a dish

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 4 года назад +287

    Knorr: Hey Marco, can you advertise our stock pots?
    Marco: Do I have to pretend I care or make any effort?
    Knorr: I don’t think that will be necessary

    • @brentdavis5329
      @brentdavis5329 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao🙏💛🤳

    • @s3rj81
      @s3rj81 Год назад +6

      Knorr: Your choice, Marco!

  • @ginko1548
    @ginko1548 3 года назад +151

    this is exactly how my dear mother used to do it.

  • @chadthundercock7897
    @chadthundercock7897 4 года назад +529

    "You ask: why do I season my water with chicken stock pot? I'm the last person to ask haha."
    I'm dead. 🤣👌

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 года назад +3

      Ditto😭🙏💛🤳

    • @InzidenzPanik
      @InzidenzPanik 2 года назад +4

      "Why do I season my stockpot instead of my water? "

  • @tempo1889
    @tempo1889 5 лет назад +270

    0:31 best part.

  • @jackbeckett2838
    @jackbeckett2838 5 лет назад +501

    It makes me uncomfortable how he vigorously shakes in the olive oil

    • @falkreathguard7895
      @falkreathguard7895 5 лет назад +6

      olive oil doesnt drip out of the bottle a whole lot

    • @robhannigan7562
      @robhannigan7562 5 лет назад +33

      I like when he puts it down. Glass shatters.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 4 года назад +4

      LITERALLY JERKING IT OFF.

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 4 года назад +4

      you haven't seen how Gordon Ramsay drinks olive oil

    • @mogtrader8
      @mogtrader8 4 года назад

      @@jirehchoo2151 LOL Where?

  • @TheJesusNacho
    @TheJesusNacho 5 лет назад +944

    "Never expect me to sell my heart."
    - Marco Pierre White

    • @MrZork33
      @MrZork33 5 лет назад +160

      marco pierre white's heart costs how many knorr stock pots exactly?

    • @TheJesusNacho
      @TheJesusNacho 5 лет назад +31

      @@MrZork33 Few

    • @thetacoguy4787
      @thetacoguy4787 5 лет назад +110

      He never sold his heart though. Hes said many times that he loves knorr before the sponership. He dosent like high class fine dining anymore so he prefers the pots.

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf 4 года назад +58

      @@thetacoguy4787 I love a big Mac with a stock pot on top

    • @escfxp
      @escfxp 4 года назад +5

      @@MrZork33 10

  • @The_OneManCrowd
    @The_OneManCrowd 3 года назад +77

    "And there...is our Knorr Stockpot" LOL

  • @haten1
    @haten1 3 года назад +143

    The broken glass sound when he puts the olive oil down got me good. Nice editing.

    • @23_rior19
      @23_rior19 2 года назад +5

      >> It was real. It broke truly.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 2 года назад +1

      Whatever Marco puts down, he destroys

  • @TrufDaddy95
    @TrufDaddy95 3 года назад +182

    "The children favorite. Water and a stock pot" had me laughing so hard I didn't hear anything else from the video.

    • @onixjaded3530
      @onixjaded3530 3 года назад +6

      Yes! I had to stop the video, I was crying and wondering if I was going to make it through the whole video! Hysterical!

    • @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy
      @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy 2 года назад +4

      The Finnish call this "Naudanliha keksi maidolla" It translates to beef flavored cookie with milk.
      Its tradition to dip a knorr stock pot into a warm glass of milk. Especially during the holiday season.
      Very delicious.

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/z7RGgHsTjIs/видео.html

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 года назад

      @@onixjaded3530 ruclips.net/video/z7RGgHsTjIs/видео.html

    • @drmether9150
      @drmether9150 2 года назад

      That caught me off guard!

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 2 года назад +47

    He never sold his heart, he seasoned it with beef stock pot. He never sold his soul, he mixed it in with a generous amount of olive oil. He never sold his true self, he mixed all types of stock cubes into an almighty omnipotent paste, smeared and rubbed it all over his body, into and under his very skin, took a generous bath in olive oil, and soon became Marco 2.0; made himself into an immortal being of pure seasoning, more powerful than Knorr itself.

    • @nocre2948
      @nocre2948 2 года назад +5

      absolutely knorryfying

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley Год назад +1

      That was better than the last 10 years of star wars movies

    • @Mustafiz1972
      @Mustafiz1972 Год назад +1

      The best comment I have read on RUclips, EVER! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bushmills21
    @Bushmills21 3 года назад +67

    Marco's halting speech cadence is so easy to edit into brilliance.

  • @lukesmith262
    @lukesmith262 5 лет назад +641

    I was hoping at the end when he is tasting he just goes:
    needs another stock pot

    • @guido7095
      @guido7095 3 года назад +9

      "A libble bit more olive oil" would be even funnier

  • @mrbfant
    @mrbfant 5 лет назад +109

    I think we’ll put 10 here...
    Bahahaha

    • @retrofusion456
      @retrofusion456 4 года назад

      FUCKING SALTY IN REAL LIFE

    • @gutenman7112
      @gutenman7112 4 года назад +1

      Just water and stock pot . Lol

    • @Nhyufll
      @Nhyufll 4 года назад

      Dont forget the olive oil

  • @mike2652
    @mike2652 5 лет назад +54

    0:15 Genus manna volleyball

    • @jmauriciou
      @jmauriciou 3 года назад

      Genius man of olovole

  • @balamx2802
    @balamx2802 3 года назад +42

    "Sometimes I like to do a line of Knorr Stockpot. Vegetable or beef. it's your choice, really."

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 Год назад +1

      A mystery box - unlabeled stock pot variety pack. Makes the children go "YAYYYY!"

  • @Mecha120
    @Mecha120 5 лет назад +58

    1:06 I guess that's how you do the number 10 with one hand.

    • @Samastano
      @Samastano 3 года назад +2

      👁👄👁

    • @Mg4life0331
      @Mg4life0331 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment of the year

  • @JJ-ym8bu
    @JJ-ym8bu 3 года назад +30

    This seems complicated. I could never cook that.

    • @plainbrownwrapper
      @plainbrownwrapper 3 года назад +7

      Where do you get that water stuff?

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 3 года назад +4

      @@plainbrownwrapper You have to fill a pan with Knorr chicken stock and sweat it out

  • @raoul9016
    @raoul9016 3 года назад +33

    After watching this Recipe, I tried cooking it for my family and loved ones. THEY LOVED IT....
    Thank you, Marco you're a great chef. So easy, so quick. It's a weekly dinner now in my household.
    Water and Stockpot...
    Genius!!

    • @SonMD1
      @SonMD1 2 года назад +4

      you forgot the tiny bit of olive oil

  • @robhannigan7562
    @robhannigan7562 5 лет назад +116

    Might seem like a lot of olive oil. Who am I to say.

    • @mike2652
      @mike2652 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe there is.

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 4 года назад +16

      It's your choice, I've added two gallons of olive oil but you could add none.

    • @jeremybeadleslefthand480
      @jeremybeadleslefthand480 3 года назад

      Why can't it be feel? A philosophy?

  • @DeclanProud
    @DeclanProud 3 года назад +34

    I lost it at this. Tears streaming down my face, nose running, hysterical laughter. We all have those bizzare things that suddenly set us off.. this was one of them!

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/z7RGgHsTjIs/видео.html

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 2 года назад

      Good for you my son!

  • @malcolmdevlin3434
    @malcolmdevlin3434 3 года назад +18

    Marco's stock pot meme will always be funnier than Gordon's lamb sauce meme

  • @Tiagotaf
    @Tiagotaf 3 года назад +15

    If your new bottle of olive oil isn't empty by time you're done cooking, you're doing it wrong!

  • @winchisterx542
    @winchisterx542 4 года назад +18

    Menu : boiled olive oil

  • @penguin0101
    @penguin0101 4 года назад +10

    Takes 25 minutes to cook that?!😂

  • @LBStirlo
    @LBStirlo 4 года назад +23

    I’m sorry I think he’s great Marco, but this had me flipping howling

  • @Kytes93
    @Kytes93 3 года назад +5

    So where's the parody?

  • @Muffincakeswithsugar
    @Muffincakeswithsugar 5 лет назад +55

    When in doubt....add more olive oil...and stockpots

  • @roompa2271
    @roompa2271 4 года назад +20

    Marco: "You may think a lot of olive oil"
    .
    Marco: ...still pouring...
    .
    .
    Marco: "and maybe there is".

  • @ramzini
    @ramzini 4 года назад +19

    "The families favorite, the childrens favorite" ha!

  • @subtlemonk
    @subtlemonk 3 года назад +11

    10 stockpots had me crying son😂😂😂

  • @SallyBoyProvolone
    @SallyBoyProvolone 3 года назад +5

    Tried it, it was delicious, my kids loved it! Side effect - they are now called Knorr and Stockpot, it's their choice.

  • @rtmorii
    @rtmorii 3 года назад +7

    The way he said "I'm the last person to ask!" had me 😂😂

  • @panicfarm9874
    @panicfarm9874 3 года назад +22

    Just have him say stockpot for 10 hours on a loop, it's your choice

    • @AlchemicalForge91
      @AlchemicalForge91 3 года назад +1

      there’s no real recipe for a marco youtube parody.. again.. your choice

  • @BypassAdult1
    @BypassAdult1 2 года назад +7

    love how the stockpot flavour went from vegetable to chicken and back to vegetable again

  • @kingjawbo1110
    @kingjawbo1110 3 года назад +3

    "You may think a lot of olive oil and maybe there is 😈" LMFAO

  • @leehanving2771
    @leehanving2771 4 года назад +22

    So did he break that bottle of olive oil when he put it down?

  • @TheAusJT
    @TheAusJT 4 года назад +7

    "What we're going to cook now is the family favourite, the children's favourite........water....and stock pot. Very simple, it takes 25 minutes to cook it"
    ROFL! I completely lost it when he said that

  • @1sobre2
    @1sobre2 3 года назад +3

    I fucking lose it when he says “very simple to make, it takes 25 minutes to cook” OMG

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper 5 лет назад +10

    Lies! He only put 8!

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад +1

    People don’t seem to realise that selling something is not automatically the same as selling out.
    Marco never made a claim that what he is presenting here is necessarily a fine dining approach but he HAS said on numerous occasions that he is interested in educating about food while also making cooking accessible to the general public for everyday cooking, which means that time and cost has to be considered.
    He has also often indicated a turn in interest towards simple, honest cooking and everyday life classics and pointed out that using stock cubes is just simply one convenient and handy way of making certain less interesting ingredients,than you might find at the upscale market, a bit more flavourful.
    I don’t think Marco ever claimed that stock pot or knorr cubes are supreme dining or the best thing under the sun, it’s more like they can be useful for certain applications and he wants to prick pretension about it. Seems to me some people are being suckered in a bit by their own presumptions about high and low culture when they talk about selling out.
    I am not personally particularly enamoured with Marco, it just seems to me that people are often ignoring the context of what he is saying, simply because he is famous for being a lifetime elite chef. Maybe there is actually something one could learn about cooking from what he is saying, aside from Michelin expectations ...
    That said I do love the stock pot meme and this video is a funny version.

  • @alinakki
    @alinakki 3 года назад +4

    Family favorite, children's favorite: Water.. and stockpot.. LMAO

  • @gilgosseyn6602
    @gilgosseyn6602 3 года назад +4

    Is there even the slightest chance that if you asked him in private what he thought about stock pots he'd say anything other than "They're shit, but they paid me".....

  • @darkman2807
    @darkman2807 Год назад +4

    I like how he just made a giant stock pot for the whole family to enjoy

  • @gregoryberrycone
    @gregoryberrycone 2 года назад +5

    no need for a second attempt, you've already achieved perfection

    • @Lufttygger306
      @Lufttygger306 Год назад

      No, it should've ended with "for my taste, it needs another stock pot"

    • @tsumugi9880
      @tsumugi9880 Год назад +1

      Perferction, or not. Its your choice

  • @Thecelestial1
    @Thecelestial1 2 года назад +5

    Thanks man haven’t laughed this hard in a bit. The first olive oil chug session had me rolling.

  • @him050
    @him050 3 года назад +7

    In all fairness that recipe in itself could have been a parody. It was ‘soup’ that was literally just boiled vegetables in stock with about half a litre of olive oil 😂

    • @glennhooper8867
      @glennhooper8867 3 года назад

      I'm convinced he was actually taking the piss when he called it "knorr stock pot vegetable soup" at the end

    • @him050
      @him050 3 года назад

      @@toffeelatte6042 usually there’s some blendage going on though with a soup innit. It’s like a rubbish minestrone minus the pasta

  • @chucknarras
    @chucknarras 4 года назад +6

    This is so funny omg perfect video for one who likes stockpot commenting community

  • @tryntrox
    @tryntrox 3 года назад +1

    Wotah. Stokpot and jenismount of voleyball

  • @ryanlocke1117
    @ryanlocke1117 2 года назад +2

    And there is your KNORR STOCKPOT......

  • @Sometimes_Always
    @Sometimes_Always 3 года назад +4

    If i'm being honest...This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen all day.. Have the confidence to use 10 stock pots.. Don't force it..Make it yours...

  • @SurfingBullDog
    @SurfingBullDog 5 лет назад +7

    Only 30 seconds in and you already had me laughing out loud.

  • @remko20
    @remko20 3 года назад +3

    Just died from laughing typing from hell

  • @TheMTOne
    @TheMTOne 8 месяцев назад +2

    I still watch this all the time. Always good for a laugh, and yet it still hits home also in truth.

  • @blumItamar
    @blumItamar 3 года назад +2

    600 mls of Wota.... and 113 stock pods

  • @victorvillar9576
    @victorvillar9576 3 года назад +15

    This is what 2 divorces makes to a man, bend his knees, old marrco was savage.

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper 5 лет назад +8

    That's a lotta stock pot! How about a little more!?

  • @123mrfredd
    @123mrfredd 3 года назад +1

    FAKE! He clearly uses chicken stock pots but he said vegetable, I think it was edited by you mr. Schmidtz.

  • @flanno
    @flanno 3 года назад +1

    He should release his own Stockpot Pierre White, capture another generation.

  • @billybear9296
    @billybear9296 3 года назад +5

    This was absolutely entertaining, especially after watching so many of his videos. He obviously has a well developed funny bone.

  • @gaecynt4687
    @gaecynt4687 3 года назад +1

    This actually a legit recipe in my country. We boil water and royco powder seasoning then we mix the broth into a bowl of rice,and there it is...we have chicken soup dinner 😁

  • @Thismanisright
    @Thismanisright 2 года назад +2

    Don't expect me to sell my heart , never expect that. Expect me to sell Knorr stockpot.

  • @YaBoiJeffe
    @YaBoiJeffe 5 лет назад +5

    Some people ask me why i season my water with stock pots 😂

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 3 года назад +1

    This is one of the best videos on youtube

  • @verward
    @verward 3 года назад +1

    This recipe is equal parts oil, water and stockpots and I'm not sure how to feel about that...

  • @SeekerZombie
    @SeekerZombie 3 года назад +1

    took me like 20 minutes to figure out this isn't the real commercial

  • @AnthonyH1989
    @AnthonyH1989 5 лет назад +33

    This is great. Although I used the stockpots now myself. They are handy.

    • @hcnye
      @hcnye 5 лет назад

      Shill

  • @nsusai6380
    @nsusai6380 3 года назад +2

    0:17
    “You may think a lot of oil, and maybe there is”
    Me in RDJ’s voice: MAYBE??!!

  • @adriananis2
    @adriananis2 3 года назад +1

    You had me crying lol

  • @Creed12able1
    @Creed12able1 4 года назад +5

    0:09 when look really carefully Marco Pierre becames the *Knorr Stock.*

  • @kevbot624
    @kevbot624 5 лет назад +5

    that sound when he put down the olive oil... i lost it

  • @lNeVaR
    @lNeVaR 3 года назад +4

    This is gold 😂😂

  • @juliusv2073
    @juliusv2073 3 года назад +3

    im a simple man, when i see words knorr, marco, parody in one sentence i press play

  • @Pallomember
    @Pallomember 2 года назад +1

    I cant handle it his table is completely different between 0:04 and 0:10

  • @jamesbuchanan5962
    @jamesbuchanan5962 3 года назад +1

    He said he put in ten but only put in eight stock pots. Do you think maybe he doesn't like them all that much?

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 5 лет назад +7

    WE NEED MORE OF THESE!!!

  • @bartram33
    @bartram33 3 года назад +1

    This pubic information video brought to you by ‘OXO’

  • @eternalsilence198
    @eternalsilence198 3 года назад +3

    My strange addiction: Addicted to sniffing knorr stock pots.

  • @ix-Xafra
    @ix-Xafra 2 года назад +1

    Not so funny when a stockcube in water was sometimes your dinner...

  • @moomoomayhem7527
    @moomoomayhem7527 4 года назад +1

    I love Water and Stockpot. It's probably his best recipe. Personally think it needed a bit more olive oil.