Lizard Hose Dub
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2016
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"Waaah! Take that fuckboy, no one fucks with my hose!" LOL
Hey guess what?
+Matt Beste wut
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT IT WAS SO FUNNY
that was a good one. also fuck it will give you to... get fucked. takes me back to the old vids.
*fuccboi
"You don't wanna end up like that guy using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he's fucking bald" xD
FUCK!
Too much good stuff from Jaboody!
I died
"FUCK!"
A C Look at my hose People, I don't know who lives here, BUT IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP
That waluigi WAHHH that matched up perfectly with the dude killed me 😂
TAKE THAT, FUCKBOY!
NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY HOSE!
The second I look in the comments I hear the WAHHHHH
WAAHHH!! LOL
@@j.laughren7864 rolling around on the ground laughing....
"She also didn't know I had my hose in my hand too" KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂👌👌🤣🤣
❤
"That's 50 feet.... get fucked!"
"C'mon, touch it."
poptort
lol!!!
that must of been my daughter trying to look up nyan car. haha
How about instead of building a wall over mexico we just pull out our hoses and shower them?The hoses would be too long for them to navigate over and they'd all be wet. :P
"That's 50 ft... Get fucked" my favourite quote of all time
Come on.... touch it
Classic JaboodyDubs zinger 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this commercial guy looks like my therapist distresses me
"Go on, TOUCH IT"
Thats something u should talk to ur therapist it sounds like😂😂
Bring that up to your therapist.
wo wOah watch the- woAH WOAH don't get it caught on the thing-jA wOah wO WO WO WO... oh oh oh, hey buddy watch where youre going you gotta- hIJA HO WOOo
"I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up!!"
I CANT BREATH :D
I'm wheezing like for minutes
Don’t want to e walking with a big honking banana 😂
Omg my face hurts LOL
WA
"That's fifty feet get fucked" I almost choked while I was eating lmao
No it's called food.
Eggplant?
omg i died this shits funny
Well now see if you had the hose in hand you could spray those fluids down your throat clearing all the blockage...don't miss a drop people it can save lives
*LMAO*
1:32 WAAHHH that part reminded me of Waluigi 😂😂😂😂
1:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Take that fuckboy" holy shit these are hilarious
1:34
1:35
I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up 😂😂😂
Favorite part Hahahaha
SAME DUDE XD
Tia lol
Im still laughing
Saw this as it happened. Never understood that comment until now 😂😭
"and if you squeeze me in the right spot all of my raging fluids will come flying out"
😏😏
Sounds familiar...
Yep
Get fucked!!!!
@@ooferrell XD CAN’T U SEE IM FILMING A COMMERCIAL YOU CYKA BLYAT (translates into YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE)
sounds like me every morning at 5am.
"She also didn't know I have my hose in my hand too" 😂😂😂
1:27 - "Coming thru!"
WAHH! (Sprays water at) TAKE THAT YOU FUCKBOY!!
NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY HOSE
sounds like Waluigi 😅
hahaha, hadn't noticed!
TheBigNicktoons WAAAA(luigi)no one f*cks with my hoes!!!
"This is my next door neighbor Sharon, she didn't know that i was filming her and she also didn't know that I had my hose in my hand too"
-Zane- Discduderules on PSN that was GOLD 😂
WAS HE TOUCHING HIS NO NO AREA 🤯
It's like they know me lol
What the fuck jotaro
I LOVED that part xD He made him sound so much like a creep.
"C'mon, touch it!" 🤣🤣🤣
1:18 me when the cops tell me to leave the playgrounds
1:26 to 1:37 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
I laughed SO loud at the "Wah!" part! XD
*LMAO*
Josh Freeman yes yes yes same bro
*_W A H_*
Jaboody always gets the lip sync perfect lmfao
the bulldozer part had me laughing so hard, like that kind of laugh where you literally Can't stop cracking up, then for the next 30 minutes, you randomly bust out laughing again.
I'm all too familiar with that.....
"Hey CAN'T YOU SEE I AM FILMING A COMMERCIAL HERE ......WAAAAA!"
"Hey, turn me on and watch my hose get huge!"
"My mom always said I was a grower, not a show-er. And boy, was she right!"
"She didn't know I was filming her. She also didn't know I had my hose in my hand, too"
"Uuuhhhhhuuuuunngggghhh, Sharon~!"
"Unghhhhhhhhhhhhh, Sharon!"
They should hire this guy to do the interdimensional commercials in Rick and Morty
Martina McKenzie holy fuck thats genius
Martina McKenzie he would have to apply
“You’ll leave here with an arm full of fake doors in your arms”
That would be fucking legendary.
horigble.
1:25 I completely fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣
The amount of times I foundd myself saying "you got a bit of a tangle in your dangle" over the years is worrying
at 1:31 that "WAH" sounds like a mix between wario and Luigi XD
Almost penguin like.
A C cute asf
ThisName DoesntMatter lmaoo I see what you did there
WALUIGI
Take that fucc boi
0:40 He's not gay, he just loves omelettes!
"Slammed my dick in there so many times but never in the bowl ! You know why?Because its for fucking omelettes!"
Same
"Fuck man, I just love making omelettes!"
and I'll throw in these to help you pry your ass open
But I’m not allowed to go to the gym anymore
"My mom always told me I'm a grower not a shower, and she was right!" I can honestly say that had to be the best or worst conversation of that kid's life.
"Turn me on and watch my hose get HUGE"
10/10 best phrase
"She didn't know I was filming her... She also didn't know that I have my hose in my hand too."
🍆hose
👉👌=🍆🍑
1:32 *WAAAAH* YOU FUCKBOY!!!!!!
mellowandjello *LOL*
mellowandjello LMAO
"Now I don't know who lives here but IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!!"
Hose is filling with that Scooby-Doo growing sound effect. PERFECT!
The amount of effort put into these videos is not lost on me.
Minimal. Thats why its so fucking good
@@m.b.82 definitely not minimal but I'm sure you'd know
@@lostinthewoods3918 why would i know?
@@m.b.82 heeey now youre getting it
@@lostinthewoods3918 if you say so
Tangle in your dangle
My dangle is too tangled
Im a little too tangled in my dangle
ouh ;)
Tranquility ☯ if only my dangle wasn't to tangled I wouldn't be tangled in my own dangle. Now I must unwrap my dangle, tangled around my waist thats tangled around my dangled twice.
I have a big tangle on my dangle ;)
1:32 got me dying 😂😂
It’s the lip sync that’s so precise that frisking kills me with laughter
For example 1:25
>expands hose to full length to water something that's far away
>opens nozzle
>the fucking hose shrinks again
>MFW i've been trolled by a hose
It only shrinks once the water has been turned off... you can water whatever you want as long as the spout is still on...
he turns it on and it starts shrinking immediately not even 20 seconds into the video (at least it looks that way because of shitty editing)
Behind TheWall Didn't you see him turn the water off? The water coming out was just what was left in the hose. They were showing off it's ability to shrink back down to a small size.
>memetexting outside of chans
>MFW i've been destroyed. absolutely shattered
I lost it at "I don't know who lives here, but it's TIME TO WAKE UP!!!"
Ah, Jaboody, you never cease to make me laugh.
These are some of the funniest I have ever seen in my life. MORE PLEASE!
I know I'm over a year late but these are fucken pure genius everyone of them is fucken hilarious " Idk who lives here but wake up " absolutely perfect
only a year late?
Please excuse my pubic hair covered arms.
“You don’t wanna end up like that guy still using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he’s fuckin’ bald-“
Gets me every time.
"I don't know who lives here but ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!"
Lmao
Idk who lives here but it's time to wake up lmao I died
NRG lol ikr
Me too fuccc lol
Somebody already said that. Why did you repeat it? Was it because you thought you'd get as many likes as they did? Try being original, thanks!
@@corksoaker4934 it is a you tube comment section.
Lmao it's the little jokes like that, that make humor awesome
"Take that fuckboy"
This guy deserves a tv show
This channel is a guilty pleasure.
"And instantly i'll retract to my small, natural, convenient size...." *awkward silence* "AMAZINGG!!"
'Turn me on and watch me grow huge!' Only 12 seconds in and I'm dying.
Ok now I got an ad for the 'Metal Garden Hose' which is claiming to be better than expandable hoses. wtf
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OG jabooody dubs is where it’s at. The gopher is the best. Mighty mend it, and a few others are pure gold
Did RUclips really recommend great content, I’m surprised.
Oh looks like you have a bit of a tangle in your dangle
TAKE THAT FUCKBOY
not like it was the FURST fuckin thing he said
*Nobody Fcks Wit My Hose*
Clear Statement Bleach Ikr
I used to watch these all the time in high school... man where has the time gone lol
know how you feel man, years get shorter but the dubs keep coming
Right!?
"If u squeeze me in the right spot, all my raging fluids will come flying outta me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"coming through"
Can't you see I'm trying to film a commerical you fing ahole. Take that fboy" had me laughing so hard.
"I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up!" Lost it there lol
"Watch the wow wooohh wow wwooooo wwwoowwww wwooo don't get it on the wwooo wwoooo" I anlmost died.
I was introduced to Jabooby Dubs via Ironmouse. I gotta say, these have got to be some of the most talented people, ever. Literally *EVERY* single dub kills me dead laughing. Thank you for always making my day with these videos.
“You don’t wanna be walkin around with a big honkin nanner!” 🤣🤣
"I don't know who lives here but time to wake up!"😂😂😂
"idk who lives here but, *time to wAKE UP!*."
One of the best videos on this channel
Jaboody you *NEVER* disappoint!
"Hey kid, you wanna see my hose?"
so glad i found your channel, so much pure madness
This is by far my favorite one
"He's not going anywhere and he's fucking bald"
bald guy struggling with a hose: "Fuck!"
thanks video game dunkey
I'm supposed to be watering my yard but this construction guy keeps kicking my ass.
is it thelizard27?
glad to see im not the only one here because of dunkey
+Black Jesus Yes it's the lizard27
Some say the lizard27 can expand his hose longer than a catapult
"She didn't know I had my hose in my hand" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
omg, one of the best dubs
0:35 the extreamly subtle fart sounds XD
1:23 killed me 😂😂😂
Do you know that 8 out of 10 hose owners die each year?
I love the part with the bald guy and then the house and bulldozer just top it off
classic dub
"You don't wanna end up like that guy using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he's fucking bald"
From that moment I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video
1:28
BEST
PART
Take that fuck boi!!!!!! 😅
NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY HOSE!!
WAH
1:45 get fukt I was dying.
One of the best dubs
One of your best dubs! I loved it, it was hilarious. My favourite part was the "Waaaahh, take that fuckboy. Nobody messes with my hose." 😂😃
"idk who lives here but IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP" 😂😂
One of your best ones!
"I don't know who lives here but it's TIME TO WAKE UUPP!" Got me dead lol
I love Jaboody Dubs!!
This actually got more funny each time I watched it. God tier.
I’m so glad my friend introduced me to this channel. 😂
one of the highlights for me in RUclips's rew...the real RUclips rewind 2016 video.
same, but I'm happy I wasn't expecting the whipping part.
*Don't know who lives here but its time to wake up!* LMAO
I don't know who lives here,but it's time to wake up😂☠️
Had that subtitle not been in the corner I would’ve never found this video. Thanks Dunkey!
Funniest one in a while.
"I don't know who lives here, but it's time to wake up."
I'm pretty sure this guy was in Gazorpazorpfield on Interdimensional Cable.
I don't who lives here... but it's time to wake up had me in tears
I watch these when I want to die, it helps, thanks papu
^right! there will be more of those videos in the future, i dont think you would want to miss any of them just because you are dead
such a silly reason to miss them all
but honestly, i know that feeling, im glad you found something that helps you at least :)
Ooooh man jaboody, this one was golden.
Best one hands down