MARIO '85 Before: The story of a kid who on his birthday got his copy of Super Mario Bros but then the game demon that takes the form of Evil Mario put the soul of the kid inside the game to torment him for all eternity MARIO '85 After: The story of a New-Yorker streamer having a mental breakdown because he can't pass the same level but on reverse and Evil Mario is just taunting him because he loves making him angry
@@appsmasher7932 I genuinely think a story like that could be so good. Some asshole demon goes inside of a game and makes it obnoxiously difficult. The demon then feeds off of the gamer rage from the player. It's the perfect crime. As we saw with Vinny, people will continue throwing themselves at an almost impossible challenge because "THIS time will be it! Just one more!" Instead of things like "I AM GOD" or "All your friends are dead" the demon would flash "UR SHIT" or "gonna quit, pussy?" on the screen to wind the player up further. The demon doesn't wanna suck you into the game or kill you. It just wants to laugh at you being bad and getting tilted.
@@appsmasher7932 I genuinely think a story like that could be so good. Some asshole demon goes inside of a game and makes it obnoxiously difficult. The demon then feeds off of the gamer rage from the player. It's the perfect crime. As we saw with Vinny, people will continue throwing themselves at an almost impossible challenge because "THIS time will be it! Just one more!" Instead of things like "I AM GOD" or "All your friends are dead" the demon would flash "UR SHIT" or "gonna quit, pussy?" on the screen to wind the player up further. The demon doesn't wanna suck you into the game or kill you. It just wants to laugh at you being bad and getting tilted.
"Isn't this game fun? It's just a game to me for, you see, I am but a twisted mind. "Unhinged" even. You escaped now but it is only the beginning..." Quote from games that never get sequels.
Boy I sure hope my copy of Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo Entertainment System isn't HAUNTED and will cause Mario to look at the camera and say "fuck"
Indie devs born after 2005 can't make finished games anymore. All they know is concept demo, kickstarter, Unity, use they Twitter, and start new projects
@@Hwarminglooking into it, it was a contest or challenge and a lot of these people who made these are doing this for another RUclipsr or streamer, and they’re all about the same quality. Now, that quality translates well for animations, but the formula is kind of the same, and the engine they use is garbage, cause they were consistently bad control wise Now, if they used a better engine that mimicked Mario physics and allowed a controller, they can actually be merited less as a bad game and more for the experience they’re trying to portray
Vinny only played Mario 85 for 55 minutes, but it was 55 minutes of a slow descent into madness, Scoot noises, incoherent screaming, and desperation, only to have the game seemingly mock his victory in the end. If only he had a controller.
Glad to see that the highlights video found a way to replicate the sheer insanity of Vinny's experience with Mario '85. It really was his equivalent of Joel vs. Sans.
1. One of the brothers is dead. 2. It's YOUR fault somehow... STEVE! 3. Your wife may or may not also be dead, but this has nothing to do with anything else and is just a side quest. 4. Very real NES rom running on real OS with a CRT filter that definitely looks like one a real emulator has doing things definitely possible on an NES. 5. No level design allowed, only straight lines, shitty mazes, or original SMB levels but with blood. 6. Bloody scary brother fills the whole screen and you'll never see it coming ever it's so surprising. 7. Game proves its haunted by saying "I'm coming for you EllenHomeLaptop42069" 8. Game closes.
Guys this compilation does not do the insanity that was Mario 85 justice. Go watch the full stream. Vinny’s real time break down, sounding like and addict going “just one more time” It’s all perfect
How to make spooky scary Mario Horror: > Play as Luigi > One of the brothers died in a car crash > Controls that don't at all feel like the source gams > Sound quality that would not at all fit on the NES/SNES > Music from other games > The characters secretly have human names oh no! > Random near-kaizo level difficulty in one of the stages
If anyone’s wondering, it seems like the idea is that you’re meant to gain distance from evil Mario by jumping to let him overshoot you. Vinny was just focusing on trying to run away.
I was curious to see if it was actually hard or Binty just was sucking hard ass at the game, so I downloaded the game and played it myself. When I got to that part, I tried beating him both ways. Neither worked. You can't outrun him because he'll just catch up with you, and you can't try to outmaneuver him because his hitbox is so big and your controls are so floaty that you can't make precise movements. I spent like a half an hour trying to get past that part and just gave up. And I've played SMB1 with a keyboard before quite a bit. My main problem is that Luigi uses his Lost Levels physics (which I think suck ass) rather than his SMB1 physics (which are identical to Mario's). I can't tell if everyone saying Vinny just sucks and it's painfully obvious how to get past that part haven't actually played the game before, or if I just suck as much as Vinny.
@@pablomenendez2319I recognized the name, and though I have nothing against him, I can't lie: I was mildly surprised to see he's still active, let alone still active in the "exe genre." Again, I have nothing against the guy, but I remember watching some of his stuff when I was younger, and he didn't seem like the type of channel to stick around. What I saw was almost exclusively reaction video/creepypasta centric--basically the definitive "typical smaller 2010s channel."
Spooky Spaghetti story: One time, I found an N64 cartridge called "Super Mario EVIL" at a landfill, so I picked it up and took it home. I put it in my N64 and then super ultra hyper realistic Mario leaped out of my screen and stole my liver. I am currently recovering in the hospital. DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO EVIL!!!
These games were found in the basement in a lead time capsule at Gnort's vacation house in Jupiter in 1989 after a suspicious fire caused by a faulty N64 prototype summoned by arcane magic. And Gnort's middle name is Lucas
Half the video is of Vinny playing funny Mario.exe games. The other half is of him going insane over playing the same level over and over again and Mario going “Hey there champ!” every time.
Love that me and Vinny have the same mannerisms when the insanity kicks in where he just makes noises and yell words that are not meant to be uttered by mortals
Here's an idea: Monster Mario chases Luigi to the end of a level. Then Luigi turns into a monster and chases normal Mario to the beginning of the level. And they keep alternating until they get fed up and attack the being forcing them to chase each other, the game designer. Then the designer gives up and takes over Legend of Zelda instead
12:14 AAHHH the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and, like the best French champagne, is vintage dated…
I love it when Vinny has a mental breakdown and does the tinky winky voice ranting about Mario games. It’s a great sign of Vinny having a mental breakdown
I was thinking that Vinny was hitting Marble it Up frustration watching him play Mario 85, and the moment Watto released himself for a few moments, I knew that we hit peak insanity.
Crucis Morten looked good honestly, I liked the creepy Toad and its jumpscare It's fun to see people put in more effort unlike your average .exes However, if there's one game that comes to mind first when we mention horror themed Mario games. it's Mario: The Music Box. The concept has decent creativity and a lot of efforts was put into this game.
Witnessing the chat spam "HEY THERE CHAMP" every time he reset was hysterical
yoooooo kfad pfp
HEY THERE CHAMP@@pingaschu2279
Hell, now whenever he struggles with anything over and over chat is "LUCAAAAS" and "HEY THERE CHAMP". It's great.
goblinPls HEY goblinPls THERE goblinPls CHAMP goblinPls
666th like. Truly cursed
MARIO '85 Before: The story of a kid who on his birthday got his copy of Super Mario Bros but then the game demon that takes the form of Evil Mario put the soul of the kid inside the game to torment him for all eternity
MARIO '85 After: The story of a New-Yorker streamer having a mental breakdown because he can't pass the same level but on reverse and Evil Mario is just taunting him because he loves making him angry
So it’s pretty much the same.
The latter is unironically a better written story.
@@appsmasher7932
I genuinely think a story like that could be so good.
Some asshole demon goes inside of a game and makes it obnoxiously difficult. The demon then feeds off of the gamer rage from the player. It's the perfect crime. As we saw with Vinny, people will continue throwing themselves at an almost impossible challenge because "THIS time will be it! Just one more!"
Instead of things like "I AM GOD" or "All your friends are dead" the demon would flash "UR SHIT" or "gonna quit, pussy?" on the screen to wind the player up further.
The demon doesn't wanna suck you into the game or kill you. It just wants to laugh at you being bad and getting tilted.
@@appsmasher7932
I genuinely think a story like that could be so good.
Some asshole demon goes inside of a game and makes it obnoxiously difficult. The demon then feeds off of the gamer rage from the player. It's the perfect crime. As we saw with Vinny, people will continue throwing themselves at an almost impossible challenge because "THIS time will be it! Just one more!"
Instead of things like "I AM GOD" or "All your friends are dead" the demon would flash "UR SHIT" or "gonna quit, pussy?" on the screen to wind the player up further.
The demon doesn't wanna suck you into the game or kill you. It just wants to laugh at you being bad and getting tilted.
I'm just looking at your pfp, and I can't help but think,
"How and why does SCP-682 know these things?"
🕺H E Y 💃 T H E R E 🕺 C H A M P 💃
you should've kept the "i took the toilet" part
Famous last words
LUUCAAAS💃
Always great to see another Vinesauce edit from you, you really captured Vinny's descent into madness
THANKS FOR COMING!
"Isn't this game fun? It's just a game to me for, you see, I am but a twisted mind. "Unhinged" even. You escaped now but it is only the beginning..."
Quote from games that never get sequels.
"You haven't seen the last of me!"-one-off villains
Fun fact! The 85 in Mario 85 refers to the amount of minutes Vinny spent trying to beat the game
*months
*Millenia
*Meternities
*melperts
Vinny clearly hasn't played Mario flash games with arrow keys in the computer lab and it shows
vinny clearly isn't a gamer yet
I had to use one where the arrow keys were all one button, moving and jumping was hell
Boy I sure hope my copy of Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo Entertainment System isn't HAUNTED and will cause Mario to look at the camera and say "fuck"
And then my mom comes in she throw me and say so long gay bowser
Are you SWEARING?!
@@MyScorpion42 it was *mario,* not _me,_
I hope my copy of Super Mario Bros isn't haunted and makes Mario jump out of the TV and start stroking my Canoli dood!
@@alexread6767He has logged in don't you know.
I never thought Vinny would have his "Joel vs Sans" moment from a Mario exe game
Seeing chat spam LUCAAAASSSSS over and over was fucking hilarious
Hey there champ
goblinpls HEY goblinpls THERE goblinpls CHAMP goblinpls
9:08 vinny was calling out for his ancestors for help, but he received nothing, just more HEY THERE CHAMP
Also known as: Vinny experiences ego death from Mario 85 live on stream
It was kinda satisfying
Vinny screaming "SAME AS IT EVER WAS" at 9:33 absolutely KILLS me
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF, IN THE CARTRIDGE OF A MARIO GAME
I far more preffer the 7:34 "YOUUU, and your diarhea CLOUDS!"
@@october1820AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL CASTLE, WITH A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS
@@october1820 AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BROTHER! AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS!
I want to read a Creepypasta where someone defeats a haunted video game by running it though the Rom Corruptor.
LUCAS
L U C A S
*LUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
GET OVAH HERE
LUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
**LUCAAAAS**
About half the video being Vinny's persistence and going crazy in Mario 85 is great.
It’s amazing how many of these spooky marios end with something to the effect of “this is just the beginning…”
I think it's the same guy making all of them and that's kinda his signature
@@Hwarming A lot of these are actually very well made, I wonder why they like spooky Mario so much
Indie devs born after 2005 can't make finished games anymore. All they know is concept demo, kickstarter, Unity, use they Twitter, and start new projects
@@Hwarminglooking into it, it was a contest or challenge and a lot of these people who made these are doing this for another RUclipsr or streamer, and they’re all about the same quality.
Now, that quality translates well for animations, but the formula is kind of the same, and the engine they use is garbage, cause they were consistently bad control wise
Now, if they used a better engine that mimicked Mario physics and allowed a controller, they can actually be merited less as a bad game and more for the experience they’re trying to portray
@@aortaplatinum to be fair indie devs born after 2005 either just became adults or are still children
I wonder what that long chapter in the videos description is about, Vinny must’ve really liked that game to have played it so much
he did
"he ate the whole thing in one bite"
9:52 Man just straight-up became Homer Simpson.
Of course it's the length of 13:37. We're truly in the 2000's now.
The gmod "idiot box" episode 7 by DasBoSchitt productions 8====D
Vinny is a leet streamer, clearly
Damn, I see it as 13:36
I wanna go back.
vinny is l8 2 da meme :P
To those who weren't there, even with the limiter, these games were LOUD. LUCAS was the absolute worst to hear over and over again at almost 2am
Vinny only played Mario 85 for 55 minutes, but it was 55 minutes of a slow descent into madness, Scoot noises, incoherent screaming, and desperation, only to have the game seemingly mock his victory in the end.
If only he had a controller.
*HEY THERE CHAMP!!!*
Geez 10 likes in less than like... 5 minutes is crazy
HEY THERE CHAMP!!!
Like a champ
omori
My fav shota, idk i never finished the game
i like how even in the condensed version, Mario 85 is the longest segment of the entire video
And most of it is screaming in agony.
despite how much some of these tried way too hard to be scary, i love how vinny still loved the effect at 4:41
I love looking at the timestamps and just being like “ah there’s the Vinny malding at Mario 85 section” which is just half the video
The Vinesauce Mario Creepypasta Arc was brief, but welcome.
It's not over yet, Champ.
We’re only getting started
*END OF DEMO*
A hyperrealistic bloody Mario jumped out of my screen and stole my fucking milk
It ate my cheese!
he broke my Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition
He then ran away driving a BMW
9:09 what i imagine vinny's final moments will sound like irl as he vanishes into the great pizza place of the ether
The great Pizza Tower in the sky 🙏🏻
PIZZZAAAAAAAAA!
Any time Vinny’s name is paired with Champ, it’s a augur of suffering and destruction
Vinny experienced greater psychological torment from failing at Mario 85 than any horror game could deliberately inflict
5:41 i like to imagine that the kid that developed that saw his pcs name and just pasted it in there thinking all desktops were called that
i like to imagine it was made to parody exe creepypastas
Oh heck yeah the official realistic Mario compilation.
For CHAMPS like you. HEY THERE.
I don't know why but I read "Hey there champ" in the same voice as Patrick Star saying "Hey buddy I've warmed it up for you"
Glad to see that the highlights video found a way to replicate the sheer insanity of Vinny's experience with Mario '85. It really was his equivalent of Joel vs. Sans.
I still can't believe vinny really uttered out loud Anomalussy
1. One of the brothers is dead.
2. It's YOUR fault somehow... STEVE!
3. Your wife may or may not also be dead, but this has nothing to do with anything else and is just a side quest.
4. Very real NES rom running on real OS with a CRT filter that definitely looks like one a real emulator has doing things definitely possible on an NES.
5. No level design allowed, only straight lines, shitty mazes, or original SMB levels but with blood.
6. Bloody scary brother fills the whole screen and you'll never see it coming ever it's so surprising.
7. Game proves its haunted by saying "I'm coming for you EllenHomeLaptop42069"
8. Game closes.
10. Super Mario Colonoscopy
10½. Narrated by Chills
11. Thank you for playing the demo
12. THIS IS JUST THE START OF IT....
13. A sequel is never made
Guys this compilation does not do the insanity that was Mario 85 justice. Go watch the full stream. Vinny’s real time break down, sounding like and addict going “just one more time”
It’s all perfect
9:12 “Captain, we seem to be caught in some sort of space time anomaly-“ *[Dies]* “-ANOMALUSSY”
H e y t h e r e c h a m p
How to make spooky scary Mario Horror:
> Play as Luigi
> One of the brothers died in a car crash
> Controls that don't at all feel like the source gams
> Sound quality that would not at all fit on the NES/SNES
> Music from other games
> The characters secretly have human names oh no!
> Random near-kaizo level difficulty in one of the stages
If anyone’s wondering, it seems like the idea is that you’re meant to gain distance from evil Mario by jumping to let him overshoot you. Vinny was just focusing on trying to run away.
I was curious to see if it was actually hard or Binty just was sucking hard ass at the game, so I downloaded the game and played it myself. When I got to that part, I tried beating him both ways. Neither worked. You can't outrun him because he'll just catch up with you, and you can't try to outmaneuver him because his hitbox is so big and your controls are so floaty that you can't make precise movements. I spent like a half an hour trying to get past that part and just gave up. And I've played SMB1 with a keyboard before quite a bit. My main problem is that Luigi uses his Lost Levels physics (which I think suck ass) rather than his SMB1 physics (which are identical to Mario's). I can't tell if everyone saying Vinny just sucks and it's painfully obvious how to get past that part haven't actually played the game before, or if I just suck as much as Vinny.
The initial sequence focuses on juking Mario, the last part looks scripted where your only option is to run on the floor without any speed drops.
11:13 briefly posessed by joel
8:01
AW HELL NAH
EMECKS GOT THE JANKY ASS HITBOX
Dark Souls 2
@@MegalodonixShould have leveled adp
And I thought the Tubby Custard meltdown was bad, little did I know the monkeys paw would be curled during Mario 85 segment…
"Hey Vinny, what would you like for dinner?"
Vinny: 9:09
"Alright, alright! Jesus, vin"
When Vinny gets so angry at Mario 85, it is the funniest thing. Top ten Vinny moments
*H E Y T H E R E C H A M P*
SUPAH MAYRIO GAEM!
SUPAH MAYRIO GAEM!
SUPAH MAYRIO SHAEM!
Supah Mayrio in real life
super mehrio game
Don’t forget about the cut off part where Vinny whimpered “Mario 7”
This is just the Mario 85 highlights and we all know it.
I hope Dimeballs understands that he's basically contractually obligated to play the full game now if it ever comes out.
The birth of Lucaslikes
His reaction to the big Mario always gets me, and from there forward his sanity crumbles as he gets closer and closer.
That thumbnail has the same energy as those "remember you're genocides" memes
Luigi I remember your metaverse....
I want an ARG where a kid plays a really hard game like Mario ‘85, but instead of getting scared he gets ragequits and plays Duck Hunt instead
I love that Vinny's going insane voice is just him devolving into Tinkywinky and Watto
Vinny's descent into madness playing Mario 85 was beautiful
Fun fact: most of these were apparently from "LuigiKid EXE Challenge", whatever that means
I mean, as the name implies, they were entries for an EXE fangame challenge held by the RUclipsr "LuigiKid Gaming".
@@pablomenendez2319I recognized the name, and though I have nothing against him, I can't lie: I was mildly surprised to see he's still active, let alone still active in the "exe genre."
Again, I have nothing against the guy, but I remember watching some of his stuff when I was younger, and he didn't seem like the type of channel to stick around. What I saw was almost exclusively reaction video/creepypasta centric--basically the definitive "typical smaller 2010s channel."
Watching that Mario 85 segment live is something I'll never forget.
The fact that the creepypasta vinny in the intro had the marble it up dedication scream? perfection.
Foreshadowing is a literary device-
10:01 listen to this scream of pure raw anguish and just try and tell me Mario 85 isn’t true horror
That's just vinny's pure hatred of 1-1 backwards
Spooky Spaghetti story:
One time, I found an N64 cartridge called "Super Mario EVIL" at a landfill, so I picked it up and took it home. I put it in my N64 and then super ultra hyper realistic Mario leaped out of my screen and stole my liver. I am currently recovering in the hospital. DO NOT PLAY SUPER MARIO EVIL!!!
My heart stopped because of fear
9:56 best clip in ages
9:03
I have been watching vinny sense i was around 12 and im now 22, and i have never seen vinny actually lose his mind like this.
When we got the Super Shroomio stream later, seeing chat filled with LUCAS when Mario showed up made my soul ascend.
These games were found in the basement in a lead time capsule at Gnort's vacation house in Jupiter in 1989 after a suspicious fire caused by a faulty N64 prototype summoned by arcane magic. And Gnort's middle name is Lucas
Half the video is of Vinny playing funny Mario.exe games. The other half is of him going insane over playing the same level over and over again and Mario going “Hey there champ!” every time.
I feel like, he had the most genuine reaction to the WAHOO part, cuz he was scared shitless on the fact that he had to deal with more bullshit
7:24 thank you for keeping this bit I think about 'AND YOUR DIARRHEA CLOUDS' nonstop
Alternate title: Exposure To Mario 85 Transforms Vinny Into A Shivering Isles NPC
5:24 the coincidence of a siivagunner rip randomly appearing in a Vinesauce stream
I still can’t believe Vinny spent over an hour on a 10-minute game
just looking at the video chapter lengths is so funny lmao
Who ever edited corrupt dedication at the beginning deserves a raise
11:26
*angrily smashing the keyboard*
When Dr. Mario exe started i had a brainfart as i randomly heard "the man who sold the world" and i lost it for a solid minute
5:24 One Winged Joe on top of this janky Toy Story creepypasta is amazing
0:34 EEEAAEEEAUEEAAAAGGHH
Yup, that's definitely Binny
if tomadatchi life ever gets brought to the switch we NEED vinny to make mario 85 an islander
Wow. Didn't expect highlights for this on the main channel so relatively soon. Thanks based SuperWiiBros.
PIZZAAAAAAAAAA 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
10:23 *BEEEEEEEEE* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
10:22 peak Vinny noise
8:38 my fav line
Love that me and Vinny have the same mannerisms when the insanity kicks in where he just makes noises and yell words that are not meant to be uttered by mortals
I was here for the mario 85 part live and my god. I would've quit ages ago. Talk about dedication.
7:41 this shit had me dying
Here's an idea: Monster Mario chases Luigi to the end of a level. Then Luigi turns into a monster and chases normal Mario to the beginning of the level. And they keep alternating until they get fed up and attack the being forcing them to chase each other, the game designer. Then the designer gives up and takes over Legend of Zelda instead
12:04 Extreme JonTron moment.
12:14 AAHHH the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and, like the best French champagne, is vintage dated…
watching Vinny's slow descent into madness live truly was something magical
0:45-0:48 was perfect
2:26 I love that Mario. His face is so good!
I love it when Vinny has a mental breakdown and does the tinky winky voice ranting about Mario games. It’s a great sign of Vinny having a mental breakdown
I was thinking that Vinny was hitting Marble it Up frustration watching him play Mario 85, and the moment Watto released himself for a few moments, I knew that we hit peak insanity.
Been waiting for this one. Future classic
6:37 The Lucasing begins
Crucis Morten looked good honestly, I liked the creepy Toad and its jumpscare
It's fun to see people put in more effort unlike your average .exes
However, if there's one game that comes to mind first when we mention horror themed Mario games. it's Mario: The Music Box. The concept has decent creativity and a lot of efforts was put into this game.
reliving this made my mind melt again
why watch the shining when you can watch this
"PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Vinny's personal swear word
PIZZA!🍕