ROBERT DENIRO - Mob boss as a car salesman

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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @maxqazwsxedc1050
    @maxqazwsxedc1050 9 месяцев назад +28581

    Italian selling German cars while warning Americans about Japan is the axisest thing I've ever seen

    • @AlphaInvestor88
      @AlphaInvestor88 9 месяцев назад +357

      Audi is a great car brand. Very safe luxury vehicles.

    • @sothreego
      @sothreego 9 месяцев назад +110

      We shall learn who caused these axises. Could it be those selling the weapon manufacturers?

    • @fakascordamaglia462
      @fakascordamaglia462 9 месяцев назад +174

      Italian? Isn't he like from New York?

    • @CristianSicilia
      @CristianSicilia 9 месяцев назад +133

      Italian origin

    • @channel55andaboxoftissues16
      @channel55andaboxoftissues16 9 месяцев назад +98

      the germans treated pows well (at least if they were american or british/irish). the japanese on the otherhand...

  • @fahmiandriant560
    @fahmiandriant560 3 месяца назад +2333

    DeNiro was born to play every single Mob/Crime movies 😂

    • @redstar6479
      @redstar6479 Месяц назад

      nope that's how Hollywood thinks how a mob is.

    • @breakfast00club..11
      @breakfast00club..11 Месяц назад

      He's Gay

    • @stevekook-xw3is
      @stevekook-xw3is Месяц назад +4

      Dunno man. Sylvester Stallone looking like a brick wall also fits them roles. He can act like the big boss and beat them insubordinate peasants. 😅

    • @patrickmunyan937
      @patrickmunyan937 Месяц назад

      Nah dude was born to play a little bitch. He is pretty successful so far.

    • @TMGettingMoney
      @TMGettingMoney Месяц назад +13

      @@stevekook-xw3is Stallone cannot compare to De Niro when it comes to the gangster roles

  • @prakashm1468
    @prakashm1468 3 месяца назад +243

    Perfect personality for Mafia character. No one can beat Brando, Al & DeNiro in such scenes.

  • @igmodelbyday5030
    @igmodelbyday5030 2 года назад +158611

    “Let’s not forget pearl harbor” while trying to sell them an Audi 😂

    • @mhern57
      @mhern57 2 года назад +2162

      HA!!! That's right!😂

    • @AC-zx4hd
      @AC-zx4hd 2 года назад +1

      No. The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s what Belushi told us in Animal house?

    • @DimonStahlmann
      @DimonStahlmann 2 года назад +2907

      The guy had to say: well, let's not forget Stalingrad neither

    • @niqolas
      @niqolas 2 года назад

      @@DimonStahlmann Americans don't care about sralingrad. It's not even in USA.

    • @michaelmccabe3330
      @michaelmccabe3330 2 года назад +441

      This comment is underrated!

  • @Detci
    @Detci 2 года назад +21717

    "Wanna see the manager? Here’s the manager"
    *Shakes hand with the manager*

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal 2 года назад +14224

    "You can fit 3 bodies in there."
    Me: *SOLD*

    • @angelmedina4207
      @angelmedina4207 2 года назад +260

      I'd look at him straightfaced. "I need something that holds 6"

    • @mg19cal
      @mg19cal 2 года назад +93

      @@angelmedina4207 but you have to bargain it though. You have to sound kind of hesitant while you're saying "you know, I think I might need to fit six in there"😎

    • @angelmedina4207
      @angelmedina4207 2 года назад +25

      @@mg19cal that's a good point..

    • @Kdabz710
      @Kdabz710 2 года назад +53

      Any car with an ashtray can hold about 20 bodies….

    • @EyePatchGuy88
      @EyePatchGuy88 2 года назад +2

      @@Kdabz710 - Lel.

  • @ThamiNkone-pe7jh
    @ThamiNkone-pe7jh 25 дней назад +31

    DeNero is just designed for his roles. He just fit the role perfectly. He amongst my favorite. The one movie that resonate with me is Heat. Love him❤❤❤

  • @LucyRack
    @LucyRack 2 месяца назад +67

    😂😂 actors like Deniro are not even acting 😂

    • @WreckedRectum
      @WreckedRectum Месяц назад +2

      Turned into a clown show at the end though. lol How goofy

    • @windowrob
      @windowrob Месяц назад +2

      @@WreckedRectum How dare he have opinions!!

    • @LucyRack
      @LucyRack Месяц назад +1

      @@WreckedRectum it was indeed funny

    • @WreckedRectum
      @WreckedRectum 17 дней назад

      @@windowrob What about his opinions? Lol the way he conveyed his message was goofy, not the fact that he was sick of tire kickers, which is fine. It’s the elementary school-esque way he delivered his opinion as an aging man that was hilariously cringe.

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar 11 дней назад

      @@WreckedRectum Wow, isn't this something, you didn't turn this political! You were actually talking about the movie short.
      What a sight to behold.

  • @CharlieZuko
    @CharlieZuko Год назад +10617

    I said that 3 bodies joke to a lady once, she didn’t like it to say the least.
    I had to tell her a “body” was a real unit of measurement for volume capacity, kinda like “stone” is for weight.
    She bought it.
    Nice save.

    • @CosmicGaijin
      @CosmicGaijin Год назад +455

      Did you eventually ice her?

    • @kemicalyemster
      @kemicalyemster Год назад +31

      looooool

    • @morlarav602
      @morlarav602 Год назад +214

      @@CosmicGaijin it seems he did penetrate. because she is still in his memory to the point we see his story in random youtube comments

    • @xc3274
      @xc3274 Год назад

      @@morlarav602 that's some bitter comment right there. You haven't "penetrated" anyone in a long time haven't you 🥺

    • @samuelnarvaez5568
      @samuelnarvaez5568 Год назад

      Just say “The bodies of all of you’re exes fit in there” with a smile and fake laugh. They will laugh with you, win their trust; and eventually buy the car from you. It has never failed me…and there’s nothing to save from there. All natural

  • @troytrick3325
    @troytrick3325 7 месяцев назад +6770

    Ya ain't a customer until you buy something 😂😂😂

    • @prism8289
      @prism8289 6 месяцев назад +86

      It is 2024 and my LS430 still going strong. I doubt that Mercedes is.

    • @massimoalati347
      @massimoalati347 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@prism8289😂😂😂

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 6 месяцев назад +43

      I ain’t buying unless the staff treats everyone with respect.

    • @smeclau
      @smeclau 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@prism8289 probably not cause it's an Audi

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@prism8289 well it is a Toyota so it’s pretty invincible

  • @TMGettingMoney
    @TMGettingMoney Месяц назад +31

    “Just trying to levitate the situation” lol! 💯‼️👍🏾😆

  • @mtccorp
    @mtccorp 2 месяца назад +15

    Robert Deniro is a national treasure. Everything about his acting is just so perfect. The man is an acting genius

    • @nathanbeutler1059
      @nathanbeutler1059 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, that’s all he is is an actor he acts like they tell him to

    • @Stevah00
      @Stevah00 3 дня назад

      You think it was difficult to play this scene? Anybody from NY/NJ could a dunn it, an probably alot better considering how classless he is at the last.

  • @sarnxero2628
    @sarnxero2628 2 года назад +14573

    An Italian selling a German car: let's not forget Pearl Harbor

    • @lupreztryson
      @lupreztryson 2 года назад +184

      He’s barely Italian. More irish than italian

    • @ggthewhale
      @ggthewhale 2 года назад +465

      @@lupreztryson at this point his ancestry doesn't mean anything. He's as honorary an italian as it gets

    • @rogerpinsonno8898
      @rogerpinsonno8898 2 года назад +24

      He is selling them a Cadillac

    • @markpozsar5785
      @markpozsar5785 2 года назад +76

      Not an Italian. He's an American.

    • @Theairbiscuit101
      @Theairbiscuit101 2 года назад +39

      @@markpozsar5785 ^ This. A huge number of Italian ex pats, many of whom were from Sicily, were in the US before WW2. Same could be said about Poles.

  • @krishpykreame
    @krishpykreame 2 года назад +42714

    “What car do u drive”
    “Porsche 911 gt2 rs”
    “Oh, so it’s a Volkswagen”
    “No it’s a Porsche”
    “Porsche, Volkswagen same thing, German right?”
    “Let’s not forget WW2”

    • @0-60reviews7
      @0-60reviews7 2 года назад +801

      That’s different though, old Lexus’ were pretty similar to toyotas

    • @StarHunter28
      @StarHunter28 2 года назад +332

      @@0-60reviews7 which part? I don't know of any early 2000s domestic market Toyota sedan with a v8

    • @Grebanche
      @Grebanche 2 года назад +484

      Wrong because Lexus is owned by Toyota

    • @dynaryda8857
      @dynaryda8857 2 года назад +828

      @@Grebanche Volkswagen owns Porsche…..

    • @user-mw6gv7fk7z
      @user-mw6gv7fk7z 2 года назад +111

      Yeah, Volkswagen concern includes Porsche
      And everybody remember who Ferdinand Porsche was)

  • @marklayne1781
    @marklayne1781 3 месяца назад +33

    "What about the light?" "What about this?" It's the expression on his face after he made those two statements that was cracking me up.

  • @antoniotutt4894
    @antoniotutt4894 18 часов назад +1

    I love Deniro! Completely iconic actor and a great person as well! Period.

  • @henryflores2724
    @henryflores2724 2 года назад +31026

    I worked for a car rental business. I used the 3 body line few times...makes people laugh 😭

    • @ifrite3
      @ifrite3 2 года назад +1787

      @@darthlegolas9155 what do you mean he's lying? so it can only fit 2 bodies in there or what?

    • @justinwho5514
      @justinwho5514 2 года назад +367

      yeah i dont see this as sooo far fetched it just has to be a lie... its definitely believable if you have any experience around salesmen in general. having been one (not for cars admittedly) i can guarantee jokes are a sure fire why to get the customer on your side if the jokes land well. idk what it is, but people love buying shit from people that make them laugh, smile, etc.

    • @SatanOptic
      @SatanOptic 2 года назад +55

      I read that in a nyc Italian pal accent lmfao

    • @slicedice4807
      @slicedice4807 2 года назад +41

      @@ifrite3 let’s be real it is about a 2 and a half. Which is kind of impractical.

    • @trawnp1656
      @trawnp1656 2 года назад +4

      @@darthlegolas9155 wut ?

  • @rc....
    @rc.... 3 месяца назад +6200

    DeNiro wasn't acting, that's how classy he is 😂

    • @dreamsister6339
      @dreamsister6339 3 месяца назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @andrewnichols1023
      @andrewnichols1023 3 месяца назад +35

      He is so OG and a real boss

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 3 месяца назад +40

      @@andrewnichols1023calm down you don’t really know what those words mean don’t throw it around

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar 3 месяца назад +30

      I honestly think he's the greatest actor there ever was.

    • @suraj9695
      @suraj9695 3 месяца назад +9

      @@dreamsister6339 lol the man had to pull that lady from she seeing the manager personally

  • @indransubramaniam763
    @indransubramaniam763 3 месяца назад +34

    Robert in his full throttle ..unstoppable...legend..

  • @TMGettingMoney
    @TMGettingMoney Месяц назад +15

    “Hey you wanna talk to the manager, here’s the manager” (Deez nutz is the manager) and the manager said, did you hear him, he’s the boss, he said “Trow em out” !! I’m crying, 😆🤣😂 DeNiro the New Yawka, is a maniac and a legend 💯‼️👍🏾🏆👑😆🤣🤣😂

  • @LSXperts72
    @LSXperts72 Год назад +6952

    “You’re not a customer” godly response

  • @rajivjowaheer9882
    @rajivjowaheer9882 9 месяцев назад +3814

    This is the type of salesman everyone wants to be once in a while.

    • @SteveAdamsChannel
      @SteveAdamsChannel 9 месяцев назад +54

      I'm a sales rep and I approve of this message! LOL!

    • @wingspantt
      @wingspantt 9 месяцев назад +31

      Unhinged?

    • @taimy111
      @taimy111 9 месяцев назад +1

      Then be ready to get fucked up by a badass customer.

    • @paulhunter9613
      @paulhunter9613 9 месяцев назад

      A peckerless liberal?

    • @rekt-oe1eh
      @rekt-oe1eh 9 месяцев назад +20

      also the type of salesman a lot of homeless were

  • @PatrickDAmato
    @PatrickDAmato 7 дней назад +2

    The manager here’s the manager 😂

  • @tuhinsubhranath4900
    @tuhinsubhranath4900 7 дней назад +1

    Bob really is the king of comedy

  • @10org99
    @10org99 8 месяцев назад +2598

    Those who do not know the name of the movie, its 'Analyze That' (released in 2002).

  • @MrCrackedJack
    @MrCrackedJack Год назад +3846

    That sure takes "My boss is a dick!" to a whole other level.

  • @WawanAniata
    @WawanAniata 7 дней назад +1

    DeNiro being DeNiro...super love it!

  • @xxxxxx-db7fi
    @xxxxxx-db7fi 24 дня назад +2

    Number 1 actor, Robert De Niro👍👍👍..another Number 1, must for sure be Al Pacino..👍👍👍..
    Number 2, Joe pesci👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️
    Huge respect for this tre actors, who giving us so much❤❤❤

    • @MsggieB.6870
      @MsggieB.6870 5 дней назад

      All are number 1s! For their era.. they were the first real raw side of life! But we always had to sugar coat things in life,and these guys, they don't sugar coat nothing!
      I really never realized who Mr.DeNero was until I saw, "ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA"😳 IF you a ra×e victim DON'T watch it! I just never thought he would play such a role. No matter how it was led up to it. It was too raw.
      I'm trying not to think of him in this manner. Very convincing!!

    • @xxxxxx-db7fi
      @xxxxxx-db7fi 5 дней назад +2

      @@MsggieB.6870 once a time America, is very good movie, but is not my number 1 with Robert De Niro... Its, maybe number 5 , to me..
      number one movie with Robert De niro, is of course (Raging Bull+Bronx bull).. Amazing movie and its a true story of Italian heavy weight champion-Jake Lamotta....
      Numer 2, must be godfather II

  • @user-qt4fj8mx3p
    @user-qt4fj8mx3p 7 месяцев назад +1749

    'Here's the manager' 😂😂

    • @MFarid-eu7dm
      @MFarid-eu7dm 5 месяцев назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣😂😅

    • @ragingpagan8847
      @ragingpagan8847 5 месяцев назад +36

      “Throw him out!”😂

    • @hellsing4757
      @hellsing4757 5 месяцев назад +9

      Hahahaha😂

    • @theelf152
      @theelf152 3 месяца назад +4

      Would’ve been worse if he said “you’ve been giving me lip for 1 hour, now you can give my manager some for a few minutes & all will be forgotten”..🤣

    • @chriseze8893
      @chriseze8893 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

  • @jonathonhoyt1215
    @jonathonhoyt1215 2 года назад +4022

    “You’re not a customer as far as im concerned” from working in retail when I was younger… I felt that😂😂😂

    • @yessir2033
      @yessir2033 2 года назад +2

      Just turned into a Myhouseisdirty video real quick lmao

    • @SinSacrifice
      @SinSacrifice Год назад +2

      XD currently in retail amd I love every syllable of it

    • @Gravy_Master
      @Gravy_Master Год назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING FACE EMOJIS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VERY MUCH FUNNY MAKE BIG LAUGH JUICY CHUCKLE CHUCKLE

    • @mixebox
      @mixebox Год назад

      @@SinSacrifice im in retail too lol the things we WANT to say to customers but cant... 😅

    • @tushardlv5
      @tushardlv5 Год назад

      I am currently in retail and I can relate to that

  • @Aih1616
    @Aih1616 2 месяца назад +1

    I have a very important meeting with customer tomorrow. This really gave me the path.

  • @arsenalfc8137
    @arsenalfc8137 2 месяца назад +6

    I ain’t going into a car dealership unless of already decided on what car I want to buy

  • @harperevans6856
    @harperevans6856 2 года назад +4022

    “You can fit 3 bodies in there…”
    Reacher: Sold

  • @mohammadalomari202
    @mohammadalomari202 Год назад +4345

    "you can fit 3 bodies in there or 6 Joe Pescis"
    "i am just joking"

    • @papiie
      @papiie Год назад +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @steelydanx3152
      @steelydanx3152 Год назад +22

      LMAO!

    • @mravocadoman2904
      @mravocadoman2904 Год назад +17

      Damn 😭💀😂

    • @davidfranson9786
      @davidfranson9786 Год назад +4

      In the Lexus 1 elf in the back seat with his wife as he drives her to fifth avenue to see Santa Claus ?

    • @intellectvalley1762
      @intellectvalley1762 Год назад +69

      "So you think that's funny, huh? Funny how?"

  • @Zan_zelee
    @Zan_zelee 12 дней назад +1

    Robert is a genius! The way the customer says: it’s a Lexus with the head nod is also legendary😂

  • @emmanuelleonard8758
    @emmanuelleonard8758 9 дней назад +1

    I drive a Toyota and I admire the Lexus salesmen, calm, relaxed and professional, the opposite of this caricature with DeNiro.

  • @Artman822
    @Artman822 2 года назад +6009

    “You can fit 3 bodies in there”
    Dexter: “Where do I sign?”

  • @costanzawallet7428
    @costanzawallet7428 2 года назад +6352

    Just trynna 'levitate' the situation lmao 😂

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 2 года назад +51

      Malapropism.

    • @dylanschofield8067
      @dylanschofield8067 2 года назад +39

      Think he met levity lol. Like ralphie in the Sopranos "hey it's a tense situation, a little levity huh?"

    • @2811JPR
      @2811JPR 2 года назад +8

      @@dylanschofield8067 Haha no way I was just thinking that. Ralphie was actually a sharp guy.

    • @costanzawallet7428
      @costanzawallet7428 2 года назад +68

      @@dylanschofield8067 I thought he meant alleviate....?

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 2 года назад +26

      @@costanzawallet7428 Definitely alleviate. Although that still isn't 100% right.

  • @robertoautore9252
    @robertoautore9252 6 дней назад +1

    Don't miss off Robert de Nero one of the greatest actor.

  • @kathleensantos5358
    @kathleensantos5358 3 месяца назад +1

    I luv it!! Wish I could be just as blunt and never afraid of anybody.. I can be pushy&persistent though just like Deniro did in this scene..

  • @Savage-rb4kr
    @Savage-rb4kr 2 года назад +6255

    "How about another joke Murray?"

  • @nooneinparticular4357
    @nooneinparticular4357 2 года назад +2065

    I love the fact that he’s like Toyota Lexus Japanese same thing and not because of the fact that they’re the same company

  • @jimmurray9204
    @jimmurray9204 3 месяца назад +2

    Dnerios comedic side is just fabulous 😂 The man is just a God of the movie screen

  • @meeeoooow
    @meeeoooow 4 дня назад

    "When shopping for a car, kick the tires, then kick the salesman." - Red Green

  • @wfhideas
    @wfhideas 3 месяца назад +314

    I think this is his real character, he wasn't acting.

  • @weiwu1442
    @weiwu1442 2 года назад +5119

    “toyota lexus same thing” while trying to sell a car made by volkswagen

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 2 года назад +30

      Yeah, that's the joke..

    • @Yoda83x
      @Yoda83x 2 года назад +109

      back then when the movie was filmed audi was still an independent car manufacturer. It was bought by vw at a later point of time. But yes, I get the point 😐

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 2 года назад +20

      @@Yoda83x volkswagen owned most of it by the 60s

    • @christianqawami7451
      @christianqawami7451 2 года назад +52

      @@yesdude3914 close.. the joke is that lexus is toyota’s luxury brand

    • @jermainesillman4617
      @jermainesillman4617 2 года назад

      It is the same thing why not get a better car from a better company?

  • @mgebi1
    @mgebi1 Месяц назад +1

    Love Deniro. An all time great. He can play any roll. Tough guy,comedy all of it. He's great in this scene. I love it!! I used that trunk line years ago. My big old Olds delta 88 and my 78 Bonneville had a 2 or 3 body trunk😂😂😂👍✌️

  • @juanquintero5194
    @juanquintero5194 3 месяца назад +4

    “ here is the manager … “ 😂

  • @zedvar3806
    @zedvar3806 9 месяцев назад +1568

    He isn't lying, Lexus is Toyota

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 9 месяцев назад +70

      Bobby boy making it sound like that's a bad thing when those LS430's are still running smooth to this day. Hell! I keep waiting for one to be up for sale and either they're still too expensive for an old car or people just don't even bother getting rid of them.

    • @blewis9270
      @blewis9270 9 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@thomaschristopherwhite9043yea and my dads 1992 camry still runs good too 😂😂😂

    • @AlphaInvestor88
      @AlphaInvestor88 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@blewis9270 LMAO

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@blewis9270😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @michaelblair4744
      @michaelblair4744 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh really?

  • @redemptionradical7763
    @redemptionradical7763 9 месяцев назад +1655

    The manager got good leadership qualities, backs his team up

    • @CoastShuttle
      @CoastShuttle 9 месяцев назад +4

      Let's not forget when the Germans bombed
      Pearl Harbor!

    • @fennugreek-gs5zb
      @fennugreek-gs5zb 9 месяцев назад +8

      A real stand up guy.

    • @Sunshine66Bklyn
      @Sunshine66Bklyn 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@CoastShuttle The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

    • @williamflamholtz5762
      @williamflamholtz5762 9 месяцев назад

      The Germans definitely declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor tho@@Sunshine66Bklyn

    • @RiddlerQM
      @RiddlerQM 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @beingnoman7495
    @beingnoman7495 14 часов назад

    😂😂 The way he showed the manager

  • @meritumkratosx
    @meritumkratosx 16 часов назад

    -I use to drive a Bugatti Divo
    -So a Renault 💀

  • @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla
    @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla 2 года назад +4233

    Cut out at the best part: “TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!”

    • @TheOath888
      @TheOath888 2 года назад +13

      What movie is this?

    • @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla
      @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla 2 года назад +67

      @@TheOath888 Analyze That. But watch Analyze This first, since this is a sequel to that one.

    • @TheOath888
      @TheOath888 2 года назад +15

      @@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla appreciate ya

    • @BigLigmas
      @BigLigmas 2 года назад +7

      @@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla also appreciate you

    • @willysix8079
      @willysix8079 2 года назад +1

      Gon😂😂🚮

  • @pranjalkirtania2361
    @pranjalkirtania2361 3 месяца назад +2932

    That's the type of salesman we need in our company

    • @ReenaBINA
      @ReenaBINA 3 месяца назад +11

      😂

    • @mariusxmeier2417
      @mariusxmeier2417 3 месяца назад +19

      I hope not haha

    • @GustavoMaldonado42
      @GustavoMaldonado42 3 месяца назад +19

      when can i start?

    • @russkate88
      @russkate88 3 месяца назад +21

      And that's one way to go out of business

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu 3 месяца назад +10

      yea no, it's funny because it's a movie, imagine having a toxic / angry co-worker next to you all day long, gets old really fast

  • @AmanRaj-kv8zz
    @AmanRaj-kv8zz 2 месяца назад +6

    Shake hand with manager 😂😂

  • @jacktanner7738
    @jacktanner7738 2 месяца назад +8

    O'DeNiro is more Irish than Italian.

  • @antonyqueen6512
    @antonyqueen6512 2 года назад +3341

    For those interested in the title: “Analyze That”, year 2002

  • @Unbreakable2070
    @Unbreakable2070 2 года назад +3485

    "Dont talk to customers like that"
    "Your not a customer when you do not buy something" 💀💀

    • @esseeedee
      @esseeedee 2 года назад +147

      Not a single line of that was spoken in this clip. Also it’s “you’re”.

    • @Unbreakable2070
      @Unbreakable2070 2 года назад +66

      @@esseeedee also, i dont live in a english speaking country. Otherwise, you can correct my sentence structure and vocabulary but that have nothing to do with my comment.

    • @uncasunga1800
      @uncasunga1800 2 года назад

      @@Unbreakable2070 he is mad he is not liked by girls
      He is prolly on the homeland security workplace shooter watch list for his sewage plant 🌵😆😆💩💩

    • @noahv1479
      @noahv1479 2 года назад +60

      @@esseeedee really? Ever heard of paraphrasing?

    • @gregrobinette8620
      @gregrobinette8620 2 года назад +9

      @@esseeedee um actually, therefore, also 🤓

  • @lakbayaddict6024
    @lakbayaddict6024 Месяц назад +4

    Yup. Ain't a customer unless u buy

  • @kevinmora5662
    @kevinmora5662 Месяц назад +1

    This isn’t DeNiro acting; this is DeNiro being DeNiro

  • @namesake8075
    @namesake8075 Год назад +1772

    My uncle has worked in some car dealerships for more than 20 years, he is the sales manager now. He said, greet all who comes and explain everything you know, answer whatever their concerns are, don't misbehave if not required. Expensive cars don't get sold easily, however, your attitude can make someone your potential customer. Let the product speak for itself, don't push the customer, they will eventually buy when they require. He even once showed cars to an enthusiastic teen, who came back after 7 years and purchased a car from his dealership when he had the purchasing power.

    • @piercehubbard4086
      @piercehubbard4086 Год назад +94

      That’s true…the effect of a salesman makes a huge difference. I remember when I was in high school my dad was trying to decide between a BMW or a Mercedes, he had his heart set on the BMW but I talked him into at least checking out some Mercedes models I really liked. The dealer he dealt with at the BMW dealership was a nice guy, but didn’t really leave a lasting impression. The salesman for the Mercedes was incredibly nice, helpful, and very charming. He ended up still going with the BMW he wanted, but I remember him leaving the Mercedes dealership and saying “God I wish I could buy my BMW from that guy, he was great!” I guess my point is just how big a difference a good, likable salesman can make. If someone hasn’t already made up their minds, a good salesman holds serious power of persuasion.
      I grew up as a coder, but I tried working in sales when I was younger and I was just awful at it. I realized I’m a terrible salesman, especially trying to sell something I don’t even believe in. I think sales is an innate talent, someone like me could read 1,000 books on how to be a good salesman and it wouldn’t make a difference. It’s something you’re born with.

    • @LifelsGreat
      @LifelsGreat Год назад +5

      @@steveoli4473 😂

    • @hrrynum8213
      @hrrynum8213 Год назад +16

      Legend your uncle

    • @irenemarano8241
      @irenemarano8241 Год назад +10

      When you wish you could buy the other car makes a big difference. I met alot of salesman at car dealership and some needed alot of polish .I found them a bit obnoxious.

    • @Diego-my9gc
      @Diego-my9gc Год назад +5

      And what did your uncle think about this scene?

  • @miss.saigon77
    @miss.saigon77 Год назад +3084

    Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci have the same humor when it comes to delivering lines like that😅

    • @nikkyld1031
      @nikkyld1031 Год назад +24

      The Italians got it going on

    • @nikkyld1031
      @nikkyld1031 Год назад +5

      @notfiveo Jesus, that’s why I find everything in school useless to an extent one you get oaat 10th grade

    • @mikrof467
      @mikrof467 Год назад +1

      Yeah they both show there single digit lQ

    • @mikrof467
      @mikrof467 Год назад +1

      @notfiveo then you woke up cause you never had a job a day in your video game life

    • @I3oomhauer
      @I3oomhauer Год назад +11

      ​@@mikrof467 If you're going to toss a insult out on someone's IQ, atleast use the right "their". hahaha

  • @Lajazz947
    @Lajazz947 Месяц назад +2

    Every salesman feels this way .

    • @the-ironclad
      @the-ironclad Месяц назад

      Same thing as getting blue balls man

  • @NateInDC
    @NateInDC 20 дней назад

    Jimmy from Goodfellas gone legit, good work Jimmy

  • @athrowawayperson9990
    @athrowawayperson9990 2 года назад +2762

    "You can't talk to customers like that."
    "Customers buy things. Get the fuck out."

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 2 года назад +22

      How old are you?

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 2 года назад +140

      @@supershinigami1 weird question

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 2 года назад

      @@chrishandsome4267 No it's not. I just wanna know if the person thinking that's a cool quote is like 13 years old and is dumb because of puberty or if it's a mentally challenged adult.

    • @TwistedFireX
      @TwistedFireX 2 года назад +46

      @@supershinigami1 Why don’t you take a seat over there?

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 2 года назад +2

      @@TwistedFireX lol what kind of argument is that?

  • @kevinwilliams7252
    @kevinwilliams7252 6 месяцев назад +635

    I swear man Deniro can do standup comedy.😂😂😂😂👊🏿💯

    • @MFarid-eu7dm
      @MFarid-eu7dm 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut 5 месяцев назад +11

      Sure. Maybe if his lines were written for him by actual comedians.

    • @Jackpan272
      @Jackpan272 5 месяцев назад +15

      How about another joke Murray?

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Jackpan272Wow, that's unoriginal 😂

    • @Themanhimself677
      @Themanhimself677 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Jackpan272no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes 😂

  • @TEXASMADE-H-TOWN
    @TEXASMADE-H-TOWN 2 дня назад

    THEBOSS HAD SPOKEN 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wildchildliving
    @wildchildliving 8 дней назад +1

    "lets not forget Pearl Harbour" while selling a German car 😂

  • @mariinito4291
    @mariinito4291 2 года назад +4039

    "What kind of car do you drive anyways"
    "Oh, it's uh, Audi A8L"
    "That's like a Volkswagen"
    "It's an Audi"
    "Yeah, Audi Volkswagen same thing. German right?"

    • @unlucky-777
      @unlucky-777 2 года назад +271

      "Don't forget the Jews"

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 2 года назад +54

      "don't forget Dday"

    • @gsix
      @gsix 2 года назад +129

      a “Lexus LS” is called a “Toyota Celsor” in Japan. They’re literally identical except from the badge.

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 2 года назад +30

      @@gsix yeah, and?
      Volkswagen is recycling parts, platforms and even whole cars too for their different brands and in different markets.
      It's standard practice.

    • @gsix
      @gsix 2 года назад +45

      @@Minecraftrok999 Yeah, and? All im saying is that they’re identical. That’s all.

  • @justifiabledoubt
    @justifiabledoubt 2 года назад +2242

    How dare they break Rob's balls?
    That's universal treasure.

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer Месяц назад +5

    He has my absolute respect, because he knows that Lexus is just Toyota with a higher price tag.
    Same for Acura compared to Honda.

  • @sinhaashish935
    @sinhaashish935 3 месяца назад +534

    When "I wanna see the manager" backfired😂

  • @tomoakley760
    @tomoakley760 7 месяцев назад +105

    That couple are definitely not inside the circle of trust.

    • @steph6498
      @steph6498 4 месяца назад

      😂😂, he won’t get to feel the fake Breast now.

    • @GG-yn6jw
      @GG-yn6jw 3 месяца назад +3

      Classic!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nisa3695
      @nisa3695 3 месяца назад +4

      😂❤

  • @davidsiebel7549
    @davidsiebel7549 Месяц назад +1

    Hey Uncle Niro Noel appreciate defensive contribution ❤much ❤️

  • @jackfanning7952
    @jackfanning7952 16 дней назад

    DeNiro is not an actor. He is just being himself.

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 Год назад +325

    The best Audi commercial ever.

    • @RobertDeniro-db4ch
      @RobertDeniro-db4ch Год назад +4

      Thanks for the love and support am nothing without fan's like you

    • @JusticeOuinn420
      @JusticeOuinn420 Год назад +1

      Without a single doubt in my mind

    • @JusticeOuinn420
      @JusticeOuinn420 Год назад +2

      ​@@RobertDeniro-db4chlol if u were THE REAL Robert De Niro you would most likely have more then 2 subscribers😆😅🤣😂

  • @knotabot9370
    @knotabot9370 2 года назад +1173

    “Throwemout!” The boss said.

    • @anuh4308
      @anuh4308 2 года назад +11

      “Throw them out” Robert Deniro’s balls said calmly.

    • @Lukeeey100
      @Lukeeey100 2 года назад +2

      Do as the big boss says!

    • @psi23k
      @psi23k 2 года назад +2

      Tell em get a Honda!!

    • @EmpteeBluffs
      @EmpteeBluffs 2 года назад +2

      Calmly

    • @knotabot9370
      @knotabot9370 2 года назад

      @@EmpteeBluffs i was gonna put that in shit

  • @andrewwong5824
    @andrewwong5824 18 часов назад

    I love his movies for a long time until I found out he is not acting, that is how he really is IRL. Sad day for me to find out.

  • @RoninNinjaDrive
    @RoninNinjaDrive 23 дня назад

    «here is the manager!” 😂

  • @Rmmlom
    @Rmmlom 8 месяцев назад +103

    That's our De Niro right to the truth.

  • @Mr_Reset
    @Mr_Reset 2 года назад +268

    ‘I want to see the manager’
    Al Pacino walks out

    • @trentdawg2832
      @trentdawg2832 2 года назад +29

      Say hello to my little friend

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 2 года назад +22

      "Dont worry i'll give them an offer they couldn't refuse"

    • @haoruchen4216
      @haoruchen4216 2 года назад +11

      Throw them in the trunk!

    • @TomTheCat.
      @TomTheCat. 2 года назад +1

      No bro That’s Joe Pesci, saying “You gonna buy this piece of shit car you muthafucka you!!”

    • @jeremyromero2000
      @jeremyromero2000 2 года назад +11

      And then George Carlin smiles up from hell as Joe Pesci enters the room and asks whose laughing

  • @martyreking5487
    @martyreking5487 23 дня назад

    De Niro wasn't acting in this scene, he just remembered Trump was living rent-free in his head that's why he was so pissed.

  • @Hackdaplanet-lp1ex
    @Hackdaplanet-lp1ex День назад

    That's how I act when I am at work..lol

  • @nkululekomicheal6155
    @nkululekomicheal6155 2 года назад +582

    "You've been breaking my balls for about an hour "🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Nobody10741
      @Nobody10741 Год назад +4

      You wanna see the manager
      Here is the manager😂

  • @MadM0nkey
    @MadM0nkey 2 года назад +249

    Nobody does the pissed as hell happy smile face like De Niro

  • @darkbrownblm2854
    @darkbrownblm2854 3 месяца назад

    Deniro, one of my best actors of all time.

  • @teku_mrfunny1316
    @teku_mrfunny1316 27 дней назад

    he ain’t wrong a lexus is a toyota

  • @jamesduffy965
    @jamesduffy965 2 года назад +3409

    My dad owned a buy here pay here in the 2000s, and I saw him tell people to f off more than once.

    • @Michael_NV
      @Michael_NV 2 года назад

      I’m sure they deserved it.

    • @james312
      @james312 2 года назад +166

      Twice?

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 2 года назад +301

      My dad caught a kid shoplifting from our store, and instead of freaking out and throwing the kid out, he just told the kid to pay for it, and he did! Never leave money on the table.

    • @archo112
      @archo112 2 года назад +18

      Key word "owned". Excuse the pun.😒

    • @jamesduffy965
      @jamesduffy965 2 года назад +9

      @@bobxyzp that's great and stupid. What does that have to do with the clip?

  • @spartijean7856
    @spartijean7856 2 года назад +651

    The name of this movie is: Analyze This(1999 staring Robert DeNiro & Billy Crystal)

    • @Print2shoot
      @Print2shoot 2 года назад +10

      Ty will watch this weekend

    • @SG1Mitchell
      @SG1Mitchell 2 года назад +37

      This is from Analyze That, the sequel

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 2 года назад +19

      This is from Analyze them, the sequel to the sequel

    • @ostrich8292
      @ostrich8292 2 года назад +10

      This is from Analyze this, the sequel to the sequel to the sequel

    • @Nino-zg4ux
      @Nino-zg4ux 2 года назад

      Gotta check it out

  • @indianmartialartsresearchg9728
    @indianmartialartsresearchg9728 11 дней назад +1

    Murray before he got his talk show.

  • @HoodVsBlueSuitGamblingMania
    @HoodVsBlueSuitGamblingMania 3 месяца назад +2

    He's one great actor that's funny as ever

  • @arnaudsprenger7505
    @arnaudsprenger7505 Год назад +634

    Very satisfying video if you work in sales 😄

  • @1ZZFE
    @1ZZFE Год назад +842

    During my car sales career. For years in the showroom, talking to customers, showing them the cars, and this part of the movie almost always pop in my mind😂 how I wished sometimes I can talk like this.

    • @huskbutt
      @huskbutt Год назад +22

      Same... here... ive been a car salesman for 6 years. Trust me, we all scream this in our head.

    • @1ZZFE
      @1ZZFE Год назад

      @@huskbutt esp when you felt balls being busted by the customers. 😂

    • @AH-mj1rd
      @AH-mj1rd Год назад +11

      Nothing stopping you from talking like that to customers

    • @huskbutt
      @huskbutt Год назад +10

      @@AH-mj1rd except losing our jobs.

    • @AH-mj1rd
      @AH-mj1rd Год назад +6

      @@huskbutt not easy replacing sales people these days, also cars these days sell themselves, prices are going crazy

  • @turbomike8933
    @turbomike8933 4 дня назад

    Yeah I'd keep the ls430. Best sedan ever made.

  • @Chewzerz
    @Chewzerz 8 дней назад +1

    He just said throw em out.. he’s the boss 🤷‍♂️

  • @jeniferallan6693
    @jeniferallan6693 9 месяцев назад +555

    The perfect customer training video

    • @mikea5205
      @mikea5205 9 месяцев назад +12

      Actually it is. Can't let entitled customers walk all over you and waste your time.

    • @xaint5298
      @xaint5298 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@mikea5205ah yes don't entertain prospects in your dealership surely you would sell out all you cars with that attitude 😂

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @spook407
      @spook407 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@mikea5205you noticed he *didn’t* sell a car in this scene right

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 7 месяцев назад

      @@mikea5205id never walk into a dealership like that

  • @tright6
    @tright6 Год назад +346

    Japanese salesman: “Let’s not forget Fatman.”

  • @ryandoyle555
    @ryandoyle555 Месяц назад

    "You're not a customer as far as I'm concerned." 😂

  • @zachattacktheworld
    @zachattacktheworld 7 дней назад

    Politics aside he's a terrific actor love his movies.

  • @nickcrim6735
    @nickcrim6735 9 месяцев назад +255

    Bro couldnt keep his inner Jimmy Conway contained at all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 6 месяцев назад +1

      “What did i tell you? What did i tell you? You don’t buy anything!” 😂