He should do a fireside chat bit at the beginning of each show on days when the actual news is too heavy to be made fun of or laughed at. He kinda does that already with the “soft landing” openers following mind-numbing and reality-bending events like the re-election of a convicted felon, but yeah. It’s going to be a rough 4 years. See ya’ll on the other side I hope. (Puts on helmet, checks inventory of beer, and adds 1984 to the list of books he should read again.)
Petition for Stephen to bring back “Our Cartoon President” and have Laura Benanti make (at minimum) monthly appearances on “The Late Show” as Melania Trump. If we are going to have to cancel endure a shitshow, we at least deserve those comedic gems to return.
@@dabullzfan25 for a second I was like “of course the actual Melania does not appear on this show”, before I realized you meant more appearances than Melania makes anywhere
Nah… Trump & Co. even deported the space aliens who came here to share their advanced technology and macroeconomic system with us! Working for free and stealing US engineers jobs. And sharing this for no gain like some socialist Santa-clauses with rocket sleighs, so the super rich won’t make their zillions. And especially Musk’s Space-X risking bankruptcy. So now Mulder is unemployed and Scully is investigating if they can sue the space aliens.
Agreed. As an American, this is just like the worst thing--the upcoming Presidency is just the country being destroyed from the inside. BUT, as a resident of New Zealand, I can lean back with a big bucket of popcorn, watch me some Colberrrr, and laugh through the tears!
Good call, doing this Monday, because Patel and his pal Hegseth will be Gaetzed out the door by the end of the week. Trump must be using a Ouija board to select these weirdos.
@freya8133 Actually NO, he is not! I have met him and ppl I am close with had business dealings with him awhile back and although he is a Christian, you would be surprised to learn that in the decades past, Christians took part in peace marches, marches for the environment, etc. Like John Cusack and Joan, Christians used to be key in movements like protesting the Vietnam War, civil rights, etc. Alice Cooper aka Vince Furnier called DT (years before he ran) "the biggest golf cheat he ever played with", was 1 of the 1st ppl to call attention to 1st Nations women being trafficked in Juarez, donated a decent chunk of $$ to restoring Hollywood years ago and gave PSAs on how children should protect themselves from covid b4 vaxes were developed. Although he is Christian and has a Christian charity he is close friends with his manager who is reform Jewish. I am a Jewess who resonates with Unitarianism and you might like Father David's sermons..
Stephen actually made mention of the fact that some people have said to him that he must be thrilled to have 4 more years of great material. I can assure you that he is Not. He's always got great stuff to work with! I just hope Heir Trumpf doesn't take him off the air along with Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon and The Daily Show for poking fun at him. That could be a very real possibility 😢 I don't know what the next 4 years will hold, but there may not be much to laugh about. One way or another, I have faith that Mr. Colbert will help us through it. He is nothing short of Brilliant and has a Great team behind him. I believe in him, the fine people at The Daily Show, and the others to keep us grounded in some sense of normalcy.
So sorry for what’s coming to the entire world in January. Batten down the hatches, there’ll be an autonomy from now on and a few generations of Trumps in the White House after that. Strap in for the worst mistake the world has ever seen…
@@richardclifford003You must not listen to the news. DT won the popular vote by a mere 1%..and Biden was not on the ballot. It was a woman prosecutor vs. Illegally blonde!😉
honestly though I never understood why anyone in the FBI would be MAGA and vote for this crew knowing it would be against their own interest (because there are FBI MAGA people and it's sooooooo weird, lol)
It's easier to make fun of people who disagree with you but ....did you know this about Kash Patel!!!! He has had top jobs at three different departments (DNI, DoJ, Dod, one of them overseeing 17 branches. He is also a top prosecutor having successfully prosecuted over 60 cases. Dude is more qualified than about any nominee for the last 2 decades.
I’m not sure even Colbert’s team will be able to keep up with the forthcoming chaos.
😂 people voted for this, what a country
“We’ll be winning so much, it’ll make your head spin”
He should do a fireside chat bit at the beginning of each show on days when the actual news is too heavy to be made fun of or laughed at. He kinda does that already with the “soft landing” openers following mind-numbing and reality-bending events like the re-election of a convicted felon, but yeah. It’s going to be a rough 4 years. See ya’ll on the other side I hope. (Puts on helmet, checks inventory of beer, and adds 1984 to the list of books he should read again.)
They’ll hire more writers, no problem.
@@brandonpoole16704 years?????
try like no years.
the cheet-o faced clown wants to take our voting privileges away from us
Petition for Stephen to bring back “Our Cartoon President” and have Laura Benanti make (at minimum) monthly appearances on “The Late Show” as Melania Trump.
If we are going to have to cancel endure a shitshow, we at least deserve those comedic gems to return.
She make more appearances than the actual Melania.
@@dabullzfan25 for a second I was like “of course the actual Melania does not appear on this show”, before I realized you meant more appearances than Melania makes anywhere
With the upcoming Trump Admn, The Late Show will have no end of satiric material with which to work.
@@tylerkochman1007 Laura Benanti might have to work on an Elonia impersonation
Nah that’s lame as fuck…
Mulder ! Scully ! RUN for your lives !!!!
Nah… Trump & Co. even deported the space aliens who came here to share their advanced technology and macroeconomic system with us! Working for free and stealing US engineers jobs. And sharing this for no gain like some socialist Santa-clauses with rocket sleighs, so the super rich won’t make their zillions. And especially Musk’s Space-X risking bankruptcy.
So now Mulder is unemployed and Scully is investigating if they can sue the space aliens.
the alien is here to eat ya alive
good gawd we're in for a really bumpy ride....obviously straight over the cliff...
It's that time again, boys and girls! Time to check another name off your Incompetence Bingo cards!
Who's watching the guy ...who's watching the guy..who's watching the guy who's watching you?
Chicks mostly
I dunno - Coastguard?
Who watches the Watchmen?
@@gary3074
God.
That's actually a Doctor Seuss book, starts off with a bee watcher, who needs a watcher, who needs a watcher, etc, etc, etc
Kash For Kaos
Reagan was right yet again: government is the problem (when GOP in charge)
It's funny, but it makes me cry. Trump is going to create such a nightmare hellstorm of chaos and hate. 😔
The good news is that (with any luck) chaotic incompetence is pretty good at thwarting itself...
Sad but so true.
Agreed. As an American, this is just like the worst thing--the upcoming Presidency is just the country being destroyed from the inside. BUT, as a resident of New Zealand, I can lean back with a big bucket of popcorn, watch me some Colberrrr, and laugh through the tears!
I really hope you have a show today! I MISS YOU COLBERT!
It feels like we are living in the most absurd timeline, doesn't it?
Good call, doing this Monday, because Patel and his pal Hegseth will be Gaetzed out the door by the end of the week. Trump must be using a Ouija board to select these weirdos.
"Lester! Check the stock room to see if we have enough Scaramuccis to make it to the inauguration!"
DonOLD’s selection criteria seems to be 1) he’s seen you on Fox or 2) you’re related to him by marriage.
Kash is intelligent. People don't like him because he speaks truth about corruption.
Believe Trump uses all of his knowledge and connections. Has he forgotten Hershel's honorary Police Badge?
@@honestcomments8053 No, that is not why people don't like him. But since you brought it up, tell us some "truth about corruption" that Patel speaks.
Welcome to the kakistocracy.
It would be funny if it wasn't so real and dangerous to national security.
This is absolute perfection! 😂 Great job, writers! ❤
Laughter is the best medicine. 😂😂😂😂😂 Keep it coming, Colbert and company! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
⚘💐🌹This world 🌎 needs ❤ and respect.... Not malignant hatred...or humans. 🙋🏻♀️🍁🇨🇦
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@@sparklecanada0112🤗🧡
It should be spelled “Ca$h Patel”. 🤑
Well, he _has_ trademarked "K$H".
🎉🎉🏆🎉🎉 good one crazyman8472!! 😂
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Colbert is an unfunny idiot who wears kneepads. The only guests on his show are other Leftist losers.
We need Mulder and Scully! 🖖
Stunnigly dangerous Kash Patel
This is very good 😂😂😂
Felon Blonde Insurrectionist 😂
organge boy
Illegally blonde?
FBIthinkwereFUCKED 😂
Oh Al Capone is trying to get reincarnated so hard. Even the mafia is throwing Trump a party!
That's an amusing thought
The mafia has codes of honor.
It’s so funny, it’s sad.
So good!
Americas enemies are loving this.
I'd laugh, but it's too scary.
This country will fall under chaos, not division.
For some reason this reminded me of “A Scanner Darkly.”
Looks suspicious
Trump is like Bane taking over Gotham.
No one cared who I was...until I put on the weird orange face-paint!
Funny but not so funny. Dark days are coming.
I deleted all my Political Cartoon channels because they weren’t funny anymore. Even when trashing tRumpelthinskin it just wasn’t funny but sad.
Tracker: he'll find the FBI
brilliant
lol... only four years to go.
Now that's optimistic
There you go !! little FBI on FBI action 😂
Anyone else thinking about the talk show host from the movie V ? Only who ever thought it could represent America 😮
😂😂😂funny but the situation is serious.
😂😂😂😂
The Melania impression was my first and only silver lining, after this election.
Buckle up Trump voters 😉 We warned you
Daniel Craig quirky did impress❤
🤣🤣🤣 LMAO 👍👍
It's FBI:FBI😂😂😂
This would be even funnier if our national security wasn't at genuine risk because of this insanity.
Is that a young Steve Carrel?
America is in for some dark times starting in January!
Welcome to the nightmare.
Alice would'be been a better president!
@@IMeMineWhoAnd he's a conservative!
@freya8133 Actually NO, he is not! I have met him and ppl I am close with had business dealings with him awhile back and although he is a Christian, you would be surprised to learn that in the decades past, Christians took part in peace marches, marches for the environment, etc. Like John Cusack and Joan, Christians used to be key in movements like protesting the Vietnam War, civil rights, etc. Alice Cooper aka Vince Furnier called DT (years before he ran) "the biggest golf cheat he ever played with", was 1 of the 1st ppl to call attention to 1st Nations women being trafficked in Juarez, donated a decent chunk of $$ to restoring Hollywood years ago and gave PSAs on how children should protect themselves from covid b4 vaxes were developed. Although he is Christian and has a Christian charity he is close friends with his manager who is reform Jewish. I am a Jewess who resonates with Unitarianism and you might like Father David's sermons..
Hang on, folks!
We're on a 4yr 🎢 😬
Maggie Bell and OA Zidan be like: What the hap is F*ckening??
I’m not going to lie. While this might seem like a stupid plotline I would still watch it. One of the times I wish the joke actually became real.
You know they will have "hold my beer" moments with all this two-bit failing upward crooks.
So, funny and scary can coexist. 😂😱 Buckle up for this 4 year 💩 show 🎪 🤡
So when are you moving to N Z Evie', don't worry about him, he'll follow you like a puppy❤
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Stephen actually made mention of the fact that some people have said to him that he must be thrilled to have 4 more years of great material. I can assure you that he is Not.
He's always got great stuff to work with! I just hope Heir Trumpf doesn't take him off the air along with Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon and The Daily Show for poking fun at him. That could be a very real possibility 😢
I don't know what the next 4 years will hold, but there may not be much to laugh about.
One way or another, I have faith that Mr. Colbert will help us through it. He is nothing short of Brilliant and has a Great team behind him.
I believe in him, the fine people at The Daily Show, and the others to keep us grounded in some sense of normalcy.
A fine successor to Monty Python's fair cop bit
Maybe this is just the first time I'm noticing it but this sounds very much like the awesome voice guy from Honest Trailers. If so, that's awesome!
In case it actually does happen, has anyone checked in with Dick Wolf and his showrunners?
Any FBI agents out there watching this care to comment on this?
😅
So funny, but sadly true!!
The only way to break this deadlock is... the Spanish Inquisition!
that thumbnail looks like a video I watched which just involves the same men but oiled up
FBI: FBI
Brought to you from the people read The Onion and said “Hold My Beer”
Love Joy Peace 🌺🍃🌸🍃🌺🌱🌹✨✨✨✨✨✨💫
Aziz ansari should portray kash patel in an snl skit
…it’s funny ‘cause it’s true…
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Yep- monologues will need to be extended to 1 hour long
It's a dark comedy and I want nothin' to do with it.
Yo dawg I heard you hate the FBI so we ....
This guy is not great. Put him back...he has gone back.
starring M. C. Escher.
Daniel Craig quirky did impress.
I might not like the orange clown, but I do like this "Defund the police" thing he's got going
So sorry for what’s coming to the entire world in January. Batten down the hatches, there’ll be an autonomy from now on and a few generations of Trumps in the White House after that. Strap in for the worst mistake the world has ever seen…
I guess you're one of the tens of tens who thought Biden did a great job and Kameltoe Harris was the second coming
Autocracy..(I think your autocorrect has gone rogue.)
@@richardclifford003You must not listen to the news. DT won the popular vote by a mere 1%..and Biden was not on the ballot. It was a woman prosecutor vs. Illegally blonde!😉
I can’t laugh about this…none of it is funny
FBI
fElon Bought Influence
honestly though I never understood why anyone in the FBI would be MAGA and vote for this crew knowing it would be against their own interest (because there are FBI MAGA people and it's sooooooo weird, lol)
Lil late- catching up! Ka$h shd call this - Federal Bureau of Idiocy-- tRumps cabinet?? = junk drawer 😂😂 buckle up, y'all- severe turbulence ahead!! 😮
It's easier to make fun of people who disagree with you but ....did you know this about Kash Patel!!!!
He has had top jobs at three different departments (DNI, DoJ, Dod, one of them overseeing 17 branches. He is also a top prosecutor having successfully prosecuted over 60 cases. Dude is more qualified than about any nominee for the last 2 decades.
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I’m not sure this is entirely a gag video, seems like this is exactly what Patel has in mind (psycho nuts).
Asher?
Sadly, not even Stephen’s great writers can make any of this funny.
Kash Patel is awesome!!!!!!
"Safe & Effective" .. maybe join Ellen In England Stephen ?? You Too might be under water soon 🤓!!! 🌊🌈🌊💉💉💉 😉
It is a good joke. But its not funny.
This passes as comedy?
More unfunny Colbert 💩
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The joke is not funny because the reality behind the joke isn't funny-
"unfunny"....hmmm
I really wish this was just a parody. The thought this can and might actually become reality is disgusting and depressing at the same time.
I hope the FBI investigates Patel because he looks like immigrants with no pass to USA
Not your best, Steven.
Watch Last Week Tonight, then. Get off your high horses.
@@SayAhh Nope, only spellers on that show
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