The 4 Paragons of Human Virtue (Copypasta)
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2023
- i swear i am still sane ok. Bocchi has not consumed me.
Twitter: RedJoker0808?s=09
Twitch: / redjoker0808
Nijika memes used from: / nijika_is_my_support
/ why_does_nijika_disappear
Ayaka pull footage used from: • AYAKA ANIMATION SUMMON...
#bocchi #bocchi_the_rock #animememes #anime #ぼっちざろっく #bocchitherock 
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He’s officialy lost his mind. May he rest in peace
NO I AM STILL SANE I SWEAR
@@redjokernah it's too late
@redjoker I believe in you!
Ladies and gentlemen, we lost him. May he always be remembered.
IM NORMAL I SWEAR AAAAAAAAAA
I love how you can hear him get more and more insane with each sentence
Sanest BTR fan
The most sane BtR fan…
i love this fandom
@@redjoker same
O my god we lost him because of btr schizoprenia :(
who needs pills when you have bocchi the rock?
🌸yuri event horizon reached🌸
see you space himedanshi...
bro be starting his own cult and im all in for it
RedJoker did you forget to take your pills again today
I WILL NOT TAKE THE PILLS
Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Nijika?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.
If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.
If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.
Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.
Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.
Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.
Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Nijika , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
That “I am her toilet” line during Ryo’s part hit too hard.
To anyone who wants the other 3 copypastas lol:
Who is Ryo? Master Ryo is the paragon of economics, saviour of gold, relish of diamonds. For the love and blessings of my holy finances, as a lowly human, I must offer a tribute of 10000 gold twice a day and lick her feet 24/7. Fries shall be cremated and soda be vapourized. Alcohol be consumed and weed be demolished. Rituals of free food shall be bestowed unquestioned for our hero of financial crisis. Who is Ryo? Master Ryo is the sacred figure of value. What is the second most valuable thing in the world behind religion? Money. Money is but a mere sacrificial tool, a physical medium offered by Master Ryo to spiritually connect to our one and only. I offer my body and soul for even a brief viewing of our dommy cash master. If Ryo needs water, I bring the ocean. If Ryo needs food, I carry the farms. If Ryo needs music, I kidnap an orchestra. If Ryo needs oxygen, I annihilate nitrogen. If Ryo hates bands, I offer them resignment letters. If Ryo hates fans, I offer them cyanide. If Ryo hates kids, I steal from unicef. If Ryo hates humans, I commit genocide. Ryo is absolute. Ryo is the laws of physics. Ryo is the law of humans. Ryo is rationality. Ryo is insanity. Ryo makes the lands and seas. Ryo controls the living and the dead. Everything in this world was pitfully created to bow upon the presence of Master Ryo. Master Ryo is the god of domination. If Ryo orders me to bark, I woof. If Ryo orders me to gallop, I neigh. If Ryo needs to sit, I am her chair. If Ryo needs to stand, I am her floor. If Ryo orders me to live, I am immortal. If Ryo orders me to die, I am a mosquito. I am her follower I am her worshipper. I am her sword I am her shield. I am her car I am her train. I am her skateboard I am her plane. I am her dog I am her horse. I am her slave I am her maid. I am her fork I am her knife. I am her screwdriver I am her wrench. I am her socks I am her shoes. I am her table I am her chair. I am her gloves I am her scarf. I am her floor I am her carpet. I am her trash can I am her toilet. I am her glass I am her wood. I am her cement I am her concrete. I am her grass I am her soil. I am her toe sucker, I am her foot licker. I am her tool I am her hole. I am her Barbie I am her Ken. I am her Peter I am her John. Ryo is everything but nothing. Ryo is all but none. I vow to offer all of my measly self to the domination God Master Ryo and I vow to teach my descendants to follow in my footsteps of worshipping Master Ryo.
Who is Kita? Kita is the goddess of love, entity of beauty, lover of gay sex, scientifically known as GEX. Without Kita, there is no love. Without Kita, there is no gay. Without Kita, this earth is but a cold hard rock. Kita is the deity of emotions, pyrotechnician of passion, manipulator of GEX. Everyday, as proof of my unyielding dedication, I must watch videos of GEX for 14 hours a day. At school? GEX. At work? GEX. At your grandparents place? GEX. Taking an exam? GEX. At your friends wedding? GEX. At a funeral? GEX. In space with Elon Musk? GEX. In a natural disaster where you only have 1 bar of 4g left? GEEEX. Goddess Kita’s teachings state that GEX must not only be watched, but performed after learning. You can GEX with your classmate, you can GEX with your boss. You can GEX with your instructor, you can GEX with your friends dog. You can GEX your dead grandpa’s wife, you can GEX Elon Musk at a space station. Wait but he’s a guy-. Being gay is not about gender, it’s about mentality. GEX goddess Kita has given the world the FREEDOM to love. The idea of gay is but the idea of fucking one of a similar physical physique to yourself. So if all humans are confined to one gender, all humans are gay. For the love of GEX, we must be willing to sacrifice everything and permit anything. NTR, incest, necrophhillia, table fucking, intergalactical war crime, ANYTHING. All is for the cause of Kita’s widespread GEX for the greater good. And to all you opposers, if religion can tell you to kill millions for their cause, what’s wrong with religion telling you to shove table wood up your labia? For humans to properly feel, for mankind to understand passion, for GAY SEX to be one and all, arise my comrades, arise my gaymen and gaywomen, ARISE MY GEX PARTNERS, SAY GEX, and we shall show the world goddess Kita’s way of the GEX. We will end world hunger with GEX. We will end global warming with GEX. WE WILL BRING WORLD PEACE WITH GEX. Starving and malnutritioned? GEX will provide you with infinite energy through paths from our goddess Kita. The earth I getting too hot? Daily GEX can absorb great amounts of heat due to the great amounts required in the act. World wars? Bro, just do some GEX, calm down and talk it out with more GEX. There is nothing GEX cannot solve, for GEX is everything life is worth living. I vow to expand the teachings of goddess Kita’s GEX to the universe, and will not stop until every living being in the universe has unlimited appreciation for our goddess Kita’s teachings: GEX.
Who is Bocchi? Bocchi is me. Bocchi is you. Bocchi is the world. Bocchi is everything. What is the one thing with a higher status than 3 goddesses? Existence. Bocchi is physical but mental. Bocchi is visible but invisible. Bocchi is in front of you, but behind you. All the science about atoms and molecules were a lie. This world is made of pure Bocchi. Your table? Bocchi. Your chair? Bocchi. Your ass? Bocchi. Coal? Bocchi. Anzai Chika? Bocchi. British people? Bocchi. That one ingrown nail that’s been hurting like a bitch? Bocchi. Heart attacks? Bocchi. Gorilla nipple hair? Bocchi. Brazil? Bocchi. The stars? Bocchi. YURIIIIIIIIIIII. Molecular orbitals? Bocchi. Spacial warfare? Bocchi. The universe? Bocchi. Depression? Bocchi. Love? Bocchi. True happiness? Bocchi. Existence? Bocchi. You cannot fight Bocchi. You cannot resist Bocchi. You cannot destroy Bocchi. You cannot unsee Bocchi. Under the mighty rule of Bocchi and the three goddesses, order is maintained and life is balanced. Morals be kept and virtues upheld. Who is Bocchi? Bocchi is me, Bocchi is you. Bocchi is nothing Bocchi is all. Everything you’ve known up until now in your life is a lie. Everything that has happened in your life is because of Bocchi. That time you fucked up your boss? Bocchi inserted for you. That time you ate Tacobell and shit yourself in your mom’s car? Bocchi made the employee add laxatives. That time you lost 50/50 to qiqi in genshin when pulling for ayaka and smashed your pc? Bocchi controlled the paths. You would gotten her next pull dumbass. That time no game no life never got a season 2? Bocchi says you don’t need another anime. Look at her only. That time the Germans acted like a bunch of pricks? Hitler was Kita and Bocchi’s son. That time nuclear warfare almost broke out? Bocchi digested uranium. The reason One Direction got popular with teenage girls? Bocchi didn’t understand English. Tiktok? Bocchi’s way of controlling the world through the most dangerous species of all. Stupid as fuck teenagers. That time an asteroid hit to gacha fuck over the dinasaurs and let humans run supreme? Bocchi’s will. If you kiss a girl you’re kissing Bocchi. If you brush your teeth, Bocchi is wiping them. If you flip over a rock, Bocchi yeeted you. If you’re on IV drops, Bocchi is dripping into you. If you’re playing pokemon Scarlet and Violet, you’re basically Bocchi. If you die in a car explosion, you are being embraced by Bocchi’s warmth. If you have déjà vu, Bocchi ate your future brain cells. If you suffer from gravity, you’re being stepped on by Bocchi. Who is Bocchi? Bocchi is up. Bocchi is down. Bocchi is left. Bocchi is right. Bocchi is here. Bocchi is there. Bocchi is in. Bocchi is out. Bocchi is you. Bocchi is me. Just have a look at the mirror behind you. So if you like my new religion, call 69690000 B-I-T-C-H to sign up for daily rituals. Limited offer comes with free samples of pink hair, 10TB of lesbian porn, and a free trial of schizophrenia.
Weed was definitely demolished to make this video
Who is RedJoker? For the viewer he has made copypastas for the paragons of human virtue
*dials 6969 0000*
you forgot to dial B-I-T-C-H
Hell yeah this is what I live for dude
uuuummm WTF
keep calm and have GEX
goddess kita approves
@@redjoker where is my 10 tb of say gex?
Red joker after making a long ahh video about oshi cuture:
He is far too gone...
WE CAN GO EVEN FURTHER
This needs more views.
It's perfection.
i feel embraced
My first video here......
Time to eat my time watching all your videos
Thank you brother for opening my eyes to such wisdom, now I understand what life is really about, these are not merely anime characters, they are a way of life 🩷❤💙💛. Starting from today, I shall be praying to the goddesses everyday so I can be truly enlightened, and I'll be sure to call so I can partake in daily rituals 😇🙏 Amen.
Let us pray every day to our goddesses
@@redjoker indeed 🙏
Very cultured video
Good for them, good for them
*insert sonic image
Best video on RUclips
Thank you thank you
WHY the KIta cOpypasta is so...
I sign up for Bocchi's religion.
I would too
I've always questioned myself as to why i subscribed to this dude, considering crap he always post
now this video just does it for me
i know now
i have made the best decision
Subscribre for your regular dose of pills
Amen 🙌🙏
Average GEX enjoyer
im just trying to fill the hole bocchi left me...
_im trapped in a black hole_
Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate. Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has one fan, that fan is me. If the whole world is against Nijika, I am against the whole world. I will love Nijika until my very last breath.
Masterpiece. My cheeks hurt
He is a psychopath
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN! 😭
The way you show hsr like nothing 👌👌
rest in phase
Its always the blonde ones that do it for me 😩
I had already watched BTR like 25 times. I think I'm already part of this religion :v
I thought you were going if the rails. I was going to a way to get you some help but say it was a copy paste.
😅
no im not off the rails yet (technically only the Nijika one was a popular copypasta meme and i wrote the other 3 based on its style lol)
@@redjoker can you give me the other three(asking for a friend)
@@sumrandomdude233 oooooh i'll pin it in the comments for your friend
@@sumrandomdude233 Sorry for the delay, youtube was giving me "returned error" for some reason. Just posted and pinned it!
@@redjoker Thank you so much you're an actual savior. My friend was tryna write it out and so far did only the Ryo part.
wtf is this?!?!
There kids!!!😂
we need cahrlotte decomantary
🟥
r u ok?
it's the BTR community, 1% of it is actually sane whilst the 99% would like to do some heinous things to the four of them
@@ed_cmntonly then...Is this the sanest btr fan?..
@@Ai_dayooooo Depends 🙏 for all we know please give mercy to the majority of us as we are far down beyond the levels God couldnt even imagine (especially the subreddit, everyone there needs jesus)
He is a psychopath