SPACE STATION 13: ZIM ZAM (For Larger Bones!)
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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2021
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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This is proper corporate liaison gameplay: Passive Agressive Bureaucractic Warfare
Tbh this is the only legitimate use of corporate resources. Anything else is ludicrous
Chat: screaming about some mutiny.
Checkers: Arguing about cupcakes with corporate.
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Chat: Talking about some secret documents they managed to grab.
Checkers: Arguing about a door.
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Chat: Defcon level rises due to increased threat.
Checkers: Making a drug lab.
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Chat: "THEY'RE IN THE VENTS!"
Checkers: Loading up his cigar with 'vitamins.'
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Chat: "WE'RE GETTING FLANKED BY ALIENS!"
Checkers: Being profiled by security.
Chat: "THE WHOLE ARMY IS GOING DOWN ON US!"
Checkers: "The police are on to us."
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Chat: Marine screaming in pain from losing his hand in battle.
Checkers: Talking about becoming a god through drugs.
A normal day on ss13
"I have a pistol permit, I wrote it myself" is one of the best things I've heard in SS13 in a long time.
The petty corporate bickering is magical. I love it.
EDIT: You know what? This entire episode is a fantastic parade of comedic wonders. It has raised my mood through the roof, and I want you to know that I appreciate it.
Same. I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time. Thanks.
"Nobody likes them, Karen. And now it is part of company record."
3 minutes in and I can tell this one's gonna be good
I desperately need to hear Discount Dan advertise Zim Zam now
Please Tex, Discount Dan needs to start selling drugs
In the grim darkness of the far future
There is only HR
HR. Scarier than the Tyranid menace ever will be
The Maple Bacon Log (tm) (self heating) Returns in all its infamy.
It looks the same coming out as it does going in!
@@andrewbrowning1931 and it's still warm! LOL
Is that afrom a specific video?
A copy machine is not a door! Things Tex teaches me!
My life is changed, I've been crawling over the paper tray for months!
just like how the filling machine IS NOT A RINSING MACHINE AND THE RINSING MACHINE IS NOT A FILLING MACHINE but people still get that mixed up
( if need be i can link vid i refference)
Some of the best interactions I've seen from other crew with Checkers on CM, Ivors was a great partner in crime.
I clicked as soon as I saw, then saw the length of the video... Weee!
Checkers as CL? Nothing could *possibly* go wrong.
"Per corporate policy, any further inquiry into demanding resupply of the Maple Bacon Breakfast Log (self heating) will result in the inquirer to report to voluntary testing of the new and improved Pancake Maple Bacon Wrap (chilled variant) after signing all compliant legal waivers absolving corporate liability resolving around accidental dismemberment and death to volunteer tester. Security is to mandate obligated voluntary testing of said inquirer." - Admin
I want extra sparkles on my Zim Zam
Zim Zam: Smoke your way to bigger bones!
Zim Zam! The male and/or female performance enhancing vitamin!
Three minutes in and a CL already insulted people further up the chain multiple times. I like where this is going.
"I like here bake goods." Oooooo it's on.
Dr. Scott Ivors, what a legend, what a chad, what a MAD LAD.
Kinda reminds me of a drug i saw in dark horse's Aliens comics, it was originally made out of jelly extracted from the Xenomorph queen and could make people work like a horse buffing their strength and endurance alongside other affects.
But without a living queen on hand they eventually had to synthesise the Queen jelly and cocked up badly, in that about 5 percent of people that took the stuff made from the substitute jelly turned into frothing madmen able to rip men's arms out of their sockets punch through concrete and go psycho so hard they would die hours later from both organ and cardiovascular failure..... naturally the military loved it.
And it was called Xeno-zip
avp.fandom.com/wiki/Xeno-Zip
I enjoyed finding out Randolph's middle name. Check one off the bucket list
I think this was a particularly good one, Tex!
Entertaining all the way through, but i especially liked the attempted bribe on the officer with the classic ''leaving money and not looking'' trope.
Good to see that it's already been placed in the ''Best of SS13'' playlist, definitely deserves it's spot!
some folks recommended it for that, and I agree
This should 100% be in the best of list. I was dead from laughter about 10 minutes in. And then it kept getting better and better and I couldn't stop. Keep on doing awesome Tex and everyone!
First time ever have I ever was excited for a corporate fax.
I have an electrician buddy who loves the title of "Electricity Doctor". He sends his thanks.
This one belongs on the best of, 100%
Has me giggling so hard. Love it.
"I will have you know, sir, that that copy machine standing in for a door has a safety factor of seven."
I originally skipped ahead like 7 minutes to the main Zim Zam plot, going back to the fax war was amazing.
Oh boy more BPL story time. Best part of the day
Oh god, the passive aggression, it makes me grit my teeth on reflex.
So real, amazing.
"How many times can you double down in character?"
"...yes"
Yes
It is noted
@@accidentalvr4576 It is Noted.
@@fallingstuff3010 IT IS NOTED
embiggened bones sound like a nice thing to possess
ZimZam. Strong tremors for strong bones. I'll take two.
“YOUR CALLING ME STUPID?” comedy gold
Long after the fact i know... but i keep coming back to this as my all time favorite
Did you know that there's a pre-made bloody mary mix called "Zing Zang"? I kept thinking of that while you were going on about it during the episode. Then I jumped to caffeinated bloody mary. I'm pretty sure there's a reason they don't make Four Loko with caffeine anymore, but uh... well, bloody marys (maries? I dunno, English needs a 2.0 patch) are already regarded as breakfast drinks. Makes sense to add a bit of that good ol' fashioned Zim-Zam to it.
Such great shenanigans.
Corporate liason rounds are always a treat.
This was amazing. I was enthralled for the entire video.
How this server has changed... I thank everyone who played during 2017-2018 when I was present, I didn't know when I left, I wouldn't see those familiar names again when I come back, Godspeed
It was, like many things, a magic era. Once.
The greatest episodes of CM I recorded are "It is noted" and "Weyland Yutani, Making better breakfasts" and "The Xenos-Human Hybrid"
It was brief. That magic period. We shall not see its like again. The tides have drowned it.
In times of work stress where I am stuck at a computer for 14 hours a day, I return to these HOURS upon HOURS of casual chatter, screams, and fart noises to make me feel like I'm not suffering alone. Thanks to all those that have made and continue to make this stuff fun.
This is going to be one of the legendary ones. *clap*
This is Fantastic Work. Thank you Good Sir. You are a Riot! Had me in stitches once even! :D
I was eating a bowl of cereal when I started watching this and I almost died.
The story is so crazy I'd probably believe it as no one could possibly fabricate such wild tales. If you were saying something that at least sounded normal then I'd probably be suspicious.
If it ain't Corporate HQ back chatting Checkers, its the damn Engineer busting his door. Checkers just cannot get a break.
Also I swear the word Vitamins was said like 50 times in just one conversation.
"Get your zimzam ass the fuck out of here" still makes me laugh.
Eventually.. it always devolves into criminality, drugs or gun running... with a chance of brain damage from said items.
Always pleasant.
You've made the greatest mistake that any drug manufacturer makes. You sampled your own product.
Man, good episode, I needed that Zim.
This is your best work, literally genius
Glad you think so!
this one killed me, great work!
The initial corporate bickering was great, though I was secretly hoping they'd escalate the argument when you dissed Karen again.
Them sending a cleanup team would have been funny
This is an instant classic
I love this edit style
Laughing till I cry. One of your best rounds.
Tex, demanding someone make your own special cocktail of PCP and cocaine, and then make a fucking dipper with a fine cigar.
I want to see that episode of cops, PCP laced Cuban.
lmao this chief engineer "...I think it's helping."
well, kind of, right?
Aw yiss more spessmans
Look it's Weston-Yamada, this means this is recent!
Im fucking dying rn. That opening letter.
Tex, did you just try to infringe on my intellectual property?
I have been making *Zoom!* or months! You'll hear from my lawyers about this!
Now i need tex to write up all my correspondence in my work.
OMG, 3 mins in this and i literary flipped chair and myself in it included.
Thank You :)
Welcome
Whacky music check
Meta gaming check
Anger towards HR check
These alone make for a good video
Still less shady than real life vitamin products
im guessing that the marines won that round. not just because this video didnt end with the station being over run, but because of the power of ZIM ZAMS was too much for them
Having a corporate argument about cupcakes during a xeno incursion is peak ss13
well, yes.
Fantastic.
Dry beans come from both Old World varieties of broad beans (fava beans) and New World varieties (kidney, black, cranberry, pinto, navy/haricot).
Didn't expect today to laugh for almost 50 minutes strait but here we are
Sounds like you need some ZIM ZAM
@@theblackpantslegion I took some and now I have many, exceptionally large thinking bones. And double my other bones. Thank you for the vitamins Mr. Checkers!
The zim zam must flow!
you make zim zam sound like calcium but better
The fuckery is STRONK haha! Always such a pleasure, Tex.
Edited to add: "It's like a door!" caused me to shoot espresso out of my nose. I'd do it again 10/10 times.
It's not a door.
Officially nice.
Try the Maple Bacon Breakfast Log. Goes in as a log and comes out as a log - that's the Maple Bacon Breakfast Log!
Laughed to hard, dropped my hotdog.
I can't believe you've done this
You can OD on vitamins, it's called Hypervitaminosis :P
i love this one
Also, a six-minute course in legalese is really all you need. - UMD Advocate, IRL Law Shaman
I'm just giggling like a goober this entire video. Probably because I'm on ZIM ZAM™
out of all of Tex's SS13 vids, the space marine ones are supreme. Either deltarding or being CLiaison. Fight me, but it's better than vanilla SS13
Good Job
is this what goes on in the background of a CM game? i always saw a lot of chatter outside of the actual soldiers in the comms, but i had no idea that an entire thing was running in the background. this fkn game X3
Zim Zam EXTREME!
early morning viewing :)
What, did CM get a cease and desist or something? Can they not use the Weyland-Yutani name anymore or something?
That's my assumption.
Never back down on bad baked goods.
Where can one find some of this "Zim Zam" asking for discount Dan, who as you know doesn't deal in flim flam cause he's discount Dan.
This was a very good episode of RP Checkers the corporate spokesman and expert crack smoker
I want to buy a coffee table book of the "Randolph P Checkers Guide to Life"
It's not gonna be a good book
I had to pause when I realize Randolph was exiled to the "special" section. I mean, what next, people straddling Checkers' door to copy their anatomical details in lieu of knocking?
Got to appeal to the hard working every day man-child
This was hilarious
Also surprised the title screen had nothing to do with copy machine doors as Randolph wouldn't stop bitching half the episode
The only reason that bacon log, self heating failed is because of the maple part....and thats coming from a Canadian.
So my screen door is broken, won't stay closed. Should I get a Xerox or a Toshiba to replace it? Wife wants a Canon but they're so pricey...
I couldn't make it all the way through, my coworkers are looking at me funny cause I'm dyeing from the skittles.
I'm blue now...
but my extra larges bones..
which I now have, are splendid.
Thank you mr CL.
Now shut up and take my money.
ZIM ZAM for bigger bones indeed. But isn't Randolph a robot? I think I remember that being the reason for the corporate exile, not the self heating breakfast logs. Or maybe it was those frisbees? I can't remember, honest.
I can't speak for Karen, but buttercream frosting is delicious, and I will have you know that. As is good zucchini bread. Middling day, sir.
Buttercream is the best icing, but would you really trust buttercream, ON zucchini bread?
When i watch this shit i have an immediate need to start typing epic responses FUCK I NEED TO START GETTING IN THIS SHIT
"I know how to get away with things, deny everything, sue everyone"
Clearly he read the Art of the Deal
i heard CORSAT is in TWOBULE
im dying