Enslaving Villagers for my Silly Parlor Tricks

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024

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  • @TapL
    @TapL 5 лет назад +7447

    Enslaving villagers by giving them actual lives?! You monster.

  • @sirjgn4868
    @sirjgn4868 5 лет назад +5458

    "gotta stop them moving!"
    *Casually rams a shard of glass into the Villager's face*

  • @PopLopChop
    @PopLopChop 5 лет назад +4455

    Day 25
    This man has done it again.. he took my job, my family, and... MY EMERALDS!

    • @mariogonzalez4928
      @mariogonzalez4928 5 лет назад +23

      My comment is arbitrary, and irrelevant to this video

    • @xtrmsword7127
      @xtrmsword7127 5 лет назад +11

      Mario Gonzalez my interest is piqued and now I can only pray it isn’t a trap

    • @drewwatchesyt
      @drewwatchesyt 5 лет назад +4

      Xtrm Sword - Same here

    •  5 лет назад +5

      In villager eyes emeralds are les rarer than dirt

    • @flamo3961
      @flamo3961 5 лет назад +6

      And my wood!

  • @MyCallAsz
    @MyCallAsz 5 лет назад +2959

    Sethbling: I created minecraft in minecraft
    PhoenixSC: I created cursed minecraft images
    SimplySarc: *I created slavery in minecraft*

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +29

      Guy: i made a arm out of legos

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +5

      @Ida-Maree Sherman nice

    • @aa-cx5tz
      @aa-cx5tz 5 лет назад +15

      Me: I use mods to turn the nether and end into animals

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +4

      @@aa-cx5tz you what?

    • @aelovesya
      @aelovesya 5 лет назад +19

      Simplyscar: I created slave villagers
      RTgame: I forced everyone to be my slave

  • @epic420master2
    @epic420master2 5 лет назад +2223

    I love the art style of your thumbnails

    • @Alexx--
      @Alexx-- 5 лет назад +26

      Glad im not the only one

    • @abreloom1367
      @abreloom1367 5 лет назад +30

      Its very pleasing to the eyes

    • @cryinglennyc2980
      @cryinglennyc2980 5 лет назад +18

      Who makes them tho?

    • @haykg
      @haykg 5 лет назад +7

      epic 420 master This videos thumbnail made me sad for some reason lol

    • @championazhan2180
      @championazhan2180 5 лет назад +8

      They should make a texture pack with that art style

  • @Nate3417
    @Nate3417 5 лет назад +474

    "Enslave" is a strong word.
    I prefer "volunteer."

    • @mrscubacow
      @mrscubacow 5 лет назад +37

      I prefer "prisoners with jobs"

    • @justrcd
      @justrcd 5 лет назад +30

      I prefer "Employment with no pay"

    • @jefffwank9179
      @jefffwank9179 4 года назад +4

      I hope to vote for your election in the near future

    • @alyellow7455
      @alyellow7455 4 года назад +23

      “ permanent volunteer”

    • @doxiedaddy7784
      @doxiedaddy7784 4 года назад +6

      Politically correct minecraft.

  • @wyrda1602
    @wyrda1602 5 лет назад +1182

    Everyone: Hey, villagers got some new features that's pretty cool.
    SimplySarc: DID ANYONE SAY SLAVES!?

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 лет назад +5

      oh no

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 лет назад +7

      Mojang:Villager's AI's actually make them fight for themselves
      SimplySarc:did anybody say *Diamonds for free?*

  • @SloyXP
    @SloyXP 5 лет назад +392

    Hack 2 illustrates perfectly just how far Sarc will go to JUST NOT USE THE ITEM FRAMES

    • @Hubbling
      @Hubbling 5 лет назад +6

      Hi Zloy! Love Hermitcraft Recap!

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 лет назад

      Kogda esche starbach? Mi zhdem....

    • @LarryLabsta
      @LarryLabsta 5 лет назад +1

      Hey zloy love HCR Hermitcraft Recap and TB

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 5 лет назад +1

      I read this in your voice lol

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 лет назад +12

      The invisible villagers holding blocks _does_ look better than item frames though...

  • @fatsnutsos4278
    @fatsnutsos4278 5 лет назад +1317

    I didn't expect you to enslave beings in Minecraft, I mean come on Sarc.

    • @json_file
      @json_file 5 лет назад +12

      Turtl3 Nugg3t What you mean, there’s a lot of villager farms that is technically enslaving. And that is some woke stuff.

    • @shader1xderp778
      @shader1xderp778 5 лет назад +26

      Should have done it the traditional route down in Africa smh

    • @cakecreep2491
      @cakecreep2491 5 лет назад +2

      Lol I was the 666th like

    • @fatsnutsos4278
      @fatsnutsos4278 4 года назад +1

      It's a joke
      And I'm kind of a hypocryte cuz' i've got a world with multiple villager related/ using villagers farms

    • @victoriagargett9801
      @victoriagargett9801 4 года назад +1

      Sarc didn't expect you to comment

  • @billythemillipede6102
    @billythemillipede6102 5 лет назад +279

    Holy shit
    You just impaled that villager right in the forehead with a glass rod

  • @jakei3984
    @jakei3984 5 лет назад +408

    I miss you having lots of videos out, but having one high quality one out really makes my day to see it and makes it worth the wait so keep it up!

  • @surayaa5680
    @surayaa5680 5 лет назад +281

    Abraham Lincoln from his grave: _Interesting_

  • @awaffleswag
    @awaffleswag 5 лет назад +273

    *new update releases*
    Makes villagers more human
    Us: yeah but how do we further manipulate them

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex 5 лет назад +7

      Well the same thing happens every time the earth updates

    • @RzrSnk
      @RzrSnk 5 лет назад +5

      S T O N C C S

  • @bread5020
    @bread5020 5 лет назад +336

    so they dont like being unemployed?
    me: *brings villager to real life*
    *unemployment rate drops to 0%*

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 лет назад +10

      that profile pic gives me memories on that vid

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 5 лет назад +8

      @@americanninja915 scout engineer day?

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 лет назад +8

      Baguetteball yee

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 лет назад +4

      Baguetteball had a comment that got 280 likes there 🙂

    • @freddie2297
      @freddie2297 5 лет назад +1

      @@americanninja915 did u really just brag about 280 likes on a comment ...

  • @opNeptune
    @opNeptune 5 лет назад +707

    *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*

    • @pugxley3957
      @pugxley3957 5 лет назад +1

      Cool

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 лет назад

      who

    • @pugxley3957
      @pugxley3957 5 лет назад

      Wot?

    • @sumcheeze
      @sumcheeze 5 лет назад +5

      @@froggers8945 yall dumbasses, that's the leader of north korea...

    • @justdrafty7230
      @justdrafty7230 5 лет назад +1

      Water Demon Gaming Calm down he isn’t American so he is getting threatened to be bombed

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +373

    “Villages? Never heard of them, I think you mean concentration camps”

  • @kikivoorburg
    @kikivoorburg 5 лет назад +1153

    Another upload so soon?? I'm in heaven!

  • @marcelineraber
    @marcelineraber 5 лет назад +151

    Librarian 1: You took everything from me!
    Librarian 2: I don't even know who you are.

    • @CatoonaTheMaster
      @CatoonaTheMaster 4 года назад +1

      Villager waiting for the 2nd one to die.
      *bored in a house bored in a house bored.*

  • @apig
    @apig 5 лет назад +417

    How did you get the villager roasting over the campfire?
    I'm.. uh.... asking for a friend.....

    • @dylandang
      @dylandang 5 лет назад +65

      Alexander Nolen probably a villager named dinnerbone with noGravity and NoAI

    • @apig
      @apig 5 лет назад +10

      __xXEPIC_BeastSlayer69Xx__ thanks

    • @patrickstar6533
      @patrickstar6533 5 лет назад +55

      Make a little hanging station, put 2 fences 4 blocks above the cauldron, then a barrier 2 blocks above the cauldron, get a villager and name it Grumm or Dinnerbone, then you could put barriers around the villager.

    • @cia4243
      @cia4243 5 лет назад +12

      __xXEPIC_BeastSlayer69Xx__ Patrick star has a simpler answer

    • @apig
      @apig 5 лет назад +2

      Patrick Star thanks for helping me.. my friend.

  • @sinsnooby9996
    @sinsnooby9996 5 лет назад +43

    1918: In the future we will have flying cars!
    2019: Enslaving villagers in minecraft

  • @indecisivecountdooku1340
    @indecisivecountdooku1340 5 лет назад +427

    I am the new founder of the organization P.E.T.V.
    I have always advocated for the ethical treatment of Villagers, and now I hope many more people will help me to stop this cruelty.
    *_Proceeds to bomb all the Villages because they MIGHT be raided or zombified_*

    • @atwistedcat6233
      @atwistedcat6233 5 лет назад +57

      @@nw3473 modern problems require modern solutions

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 лет назад +40

      A safe village is a destroyed village!
      * whips out flint and steel *

    • @jackeroni216
      @jackeroni216 5 лет назад +18

      let’s remove anti-villager language

    • @KashTheGamerYT
      @KashTheGamerYT 5 лет назад +19

      *DISLIKED BY THE PILLAGER GANG*

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 лет назад +5

      o>o

  • @InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas
    @InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas 5 лет назад +62

    Mojang: HAHA! we finally fixed iron farms
    Sarc: ...okay then, enslaving villagers it is.

    • @justrcd
      @justrcd 5 лет назад +5

      sarc: So you have chosen...slavery

  • @infernox1099
    @infernox1099 5 лет назад +270

    "At least 20% cooler"
    Hmm, I most definitely wonder what you mean by that :thinking:

  • @jaden6011
    @jaden6011 5 лет назад +19

    1865 : _slavery is over!_
    2019 : *SimplySarc brings back slavery*

  • @osmo2384
    @osmo2384 5 лет назад +151

    I love the presentation of your videos, I don't know exactly what it is but there's something about them that's just so nice and satisfying.

    • @ridackle1333
      @ridackle1333 5 лет назад +2

      He makes it really easy to understand any concept

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 5 лет назад +4

      He doesn’t drag out the video and explains only the important stuff.

    • @aez504
      @aez504 5 лет назад +3

      it's like grian's

  • @Forester_Master
    @Forester_Master 5 лет назад +62

    I died when you shove glass panes at a villager lol.

    • @NRse99
      @NRse99 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, so did the villager 🥲

  • @Skysupercharged
    @Skysupercharged 5 лет назад +41

    Casual Slavery - The Movie
    (Made in Minecraft for legal reasons)

  • @dramwertz4833
    @dramwertz4833 5 лет назад +35

    You dont have to remember your protective mazes in your base anymore. Just follow a villager who solves it XD

  • @powerofthec5908
    @powerofthec5908 5 лет назад +215

    Britain: NOW THATS A GOOD IDEA!!!!

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 5 лет назад +5

      Why do people make comments like this? We abandoned Slavery before the USA and didn't have to break up into civil war over it.

    • @commentingcommenter1230
      @commentingcommenter1230 5 лет назад +18

      @@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 1. The Brits started the Atlantic Triangular Slave Trade 2. I'm American and don't get salty over internet jokes like these, just be happy slavery doesn't exist today!

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 5 лет назад +3

      Commenting Commenter A quick google search disproves this. www.google.com/search?q=which%20country%20started%20the%20atlantic%20slave%20trade&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m#sbfbu=1&pi=which%20country%20started%20the%20atlantic%20slave%20trade

    • @profilepicture828
      @profilepicture828 5 лет назад +15

      internet person lol immediately after abandoning slavery you decided that you had tons of Indians at your disposal and made them do work for very little pay. You may have quit slavery before but then you did something almost as bad, like what the Qataris are doing today

    • @profilepicture828
      @profilepicture828 5 лет назад

      Commenting Commenter the Portuguese started the slave trade not the British once the other powers found out then they started doing it too

  • @yarrowplant
    @yarrowplant 5 лет назад +96

    Iron Golem: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 лет назад +1

      I do indeed! ovo 🔪

    • @SrDerp-rj2ip
      @SrDerp-rj2ip 5 лет назад +1

      Me, having killed many iron golems bare handed: **Laughs in hit then run and repeat.**

    • @nathanieldoggett7992
      @nathanieldoggett7992 5 лет назад +1

      A GOD OF OLYMPUS?!

  • @kadenbilliot9192
    @kadenbilliot9192 5 лет назад +10

    7:12 Christian server admins when you say frick

  • @אוריה-בושי-לוין
    @אוריה-בושי-לוין 5 лет назад +135

    Their AI sometimes is so damn annoying

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 лет назад +21

      What about you?
      You destroy this world, you kill innocent mobs, and you burn down houses!
      Now tell me
      Who's the real monster?

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 5 лет назад +5

      @@duckyjoel5373 I never burn down houses, I make sure to plant trees back once mined, and I take care of the world.

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 лет назад +10

      @@waso-suwi hope you get good trades then

    • @diegoveladizchavez401
      @diegoveladizchavez401 5 лет назад

      @@duckyjoel5373 But still! Your AI is very stupid, despite ringing the bell during a raid you guys don't go to your houses and just spin around outside your houses exposed to be killed

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 лет назад +8

      @@diegoveladizchavez401 you've died to a creeper multiple times, and you've at least hit a pigman once and died

  • @26j9isnotarealperson
    @26j9isnotarealperson 5 лет назад +14

    Nobody:
    Minecraft RUclipsrs in 2019: Enslaving Villagers to do my Silly Parlor Tricks

  • @awrsish
    @awrsish 5 лет назад +31

    can we get an F for his monetization

    • @rizzar
      @rizzar 5 лет назад

      No wonder why he changed the title..

    • @STFwrinkle
      @STFwrinkle 5 лет назад

      What was the title

    • @rizzar
      @rizzar 5 лет назад +1

      @@STFwrinkle it was something about slaving. Silly parlor tricks wasn't there before

    • @TheDixieDerg
      @TheDixieDerg 5 лет назад

      F

  • @RedNomster
    @RedNomster 5 лет назад +10

    *Nice!* Would be fun to design a Survival adventure map for once, this opens up tons of possibilities. I do have a question though..
    For instance, villagers could travel across several chunks in some pseudo city, but keeping the villager's mind's separate would be hell though. You'd have to ensure villager #1 has a role until villager #2 (who has no role) reaches their role, which means there can't really be more than 1 villager in motion at a time right? At least not in a 32 block radius, which would somehow make a custom city feel less alive than a normal Minecraft village

  • @WanderingEclipse
    @WanderingEclipse 5 лет назад +62

    SimplySarc: *Enslaves villagers*
    RUclips: *I think Imma demonetize this*

    • @tristanelstrom3632
      @tristanelstrom3632 5 лет назад

      I mean, enslaving things isn't exactly a good thing. Also, demonize doesn't fit the sentence that well. I mean, it's already a bad thing, so how can RUclips make it look worse?

    • @WanderingEclipse
      @WanderingEclipse 5 лет назад +3

      *demonetize

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 5 лет назад +2

      @@tristanelstrom3632 I- I think he meant demonitize.

    • @WanderingEclipse
      @WanderingEclipse 5 лет назад +1

      TheUltraTaut I already did :)

    • @parrotplays7
      @parrotplays7 5 лет назад

      @@WanderingEclipse You didn't change anything

  • @Dorkable666
    @Dorkable666 5 лет назад +39

    villager 3: dosent seed...
    fricken why sarc why?!?!??!

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 лет назад +2

      yea, he doesn't do work on the farm duh

  • @enrico3769
    @enrico3769 5 лет назад +27

    Great video!
    Couldnt you make an actual draw bridge with a zombie that activates a redstone signal when the villager comes near him (because you ringed the bell)

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 5 лет назад +92

    Nobody:
    Literally noone:
    This guy: “I enslaved minecraft villagers”

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +8

    "We're going to enslave villagers...just for the fun of it." - SimplySarc, 2019

  • @deadchannel4619
    @deadchannel4619 5 лет назад +36

    “Let’s enslave villagers for the fun of it!”
    *British Empire intensifies*
    Edit: I’m allowed to make this joke because I’m british too :))

  • @josiahembry6231
    @josiahembry6231 5 лет назад +13

    "...at least 20% cooler"
    Awesome. yay~

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 5 лет назад +18

    7:12
    Lecturn: exists
    Villager: *SONIC SPEED*

  • @juliecope1083
    @juliecope1083 5 лет назад +8

    1863: Lincoln puts a end to slavery. 2019: slavery is brought back by SimplySarc
    .
    :Lincoln: ''Excuse Me?''

  • @Euporia21
    @Euporia21 5 лет назад +12

    Sarc could be on hermitcraft season 7 if he keeps this up

  • @ABteam1009
    @ABteam1009 5 лет назад +19

    the thumbnail makes me actually feel bad for the villager :(

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 5 лет назад +1

      Angry Birds Team 1009 same 😔❤️

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 5 лет назад

      Jesus Christ it’s only a line of code

    • @ABteam1009
      @ABteam1009 5 лет назад +4

      @@Prismate calm down dude

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 лет назад +1

      agreed

    • @ABteam1009
      @ABteam1009 5 лет назад

      @@TecteZockt "lol im an edgy 14 year old and i say edgy things to look cool 😎😎😎"

  • @sovietbird6658
    @sovietbird6658 5 лет назад +5

    Me: *sees video*
    Communist part of me me: Gulag?

  • @samsemy6825
    @samsemy6825 5 лет назад +13

    imagine someone making a minecraft computer but using 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 as 𝘇𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀...
    With the position 1 being inslaving them. And as always 0 is death.

    • @mistrvelky3771
      @mistrvelky3771 5 лет назад +1

      Using ~|>©

    • @wyldegi
      @wyldegi 5 лет назад

      Danger_Archer_ 11 how did you type like that? i can only bold, italic, and cross out words in yt

  • @schizophreniagaming1187
    @schizophreniagaming1187 5 лет назад +7

    The British Empire: "I tip my hat to you, one legend to another"
    SimplySarc:

  • @anglorgman3140
    @anglorgman3140 5 лет назад +7

    Should've had a disclaimer about no villagers being hurt

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 5 лет назад +1

      He... literally set one on fire...

    • @marysartr
      @marysartr 3 года назад

      @@awesomemantroll1088 he was just following orders

  • @LiatheTree
    @LiatheTree 5 лет назад +3

    so i made a full community of villigers using some of these tricks each with scedules there is a priest 2 blacksmiths a merchant and a butcher a gardner and fisherman

  • @glacialguy5889
    @glacialguy5889 4 года назад +4

    He sounds like the geico gecko doing a Minecraft let’s play

  • @proxxgeo1054
    @proxxgeo1054 5 лет назад +5

    You can use data entity command to change its block job site even if there isn’t really one there

  • @rocksinshoe9930
    @rocksinshoe9930 5 лет назад +10

    nice Russian update Mojang made! really accurate

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2 5 лет назад +8

    A 20% cooler joke in 2019... man i didn't think i'd come across that one lol

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 года назад +1

      yeah I almost missed it myself....

  • @RST
    @RST 5 лет назад +7

    10:04
    Shadow Villager: I am a shadow, the true self.
    Villager: You're not me!

    • @heroponriki518
      @heroponriki518 5 лет назад +2

      _Ill face myself plays_ Frick

    • @lexthemystic3541
      @lexthemystic3541 5 лет назад

      I am thou, thou art I, from the sea of thy soul I come!

  • @OGsploorp
    @OGsploorp 5 лет назад +2

    the lord has returned.

  • @The9thDoctor
    @The9thDoctor 5 лет назад +3

    JUST NOTICED SIMPLY SARC IS BACK!! :D:D:D:D
    Side note: aside from genius minecraft videos, he also introduced me to a game called Scrap Mechanic. And now it's pretty much my second favorite game and probably favorite concept for a game ever.

  • @doomi_nukem
    @doomi_nukem 5 лет назад +2

    3:48 Ganondorf in twilight princess

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 5 лет назад +4

    Next video:"Enslaving Pillagers"

  • @djrylau
    @djrylau 5 лет назад +12

    are you a brony? Sorry, I'm hardwired to ask that question whenever anyone says '20% cooler'

  • @The_Hist
    @The_Hist 5 лет назад +4

    I dont usually say this, but you need to be more popular, like your content is amazing and professional.

  • @shidokazuto2772
    @shidokazuto2772 5 лет назад +1

    So that's why most of the villagers are gone cause I always steal there plants and other stuff so they got fired

  • @chasemakes
    @chasemakes 5 лет назад +5

    Too bad some off this doesn't work for pocket edition, that would have made my day.

  • @camz5578
    @camz5578 5 лет назад +3

    Speaking of the new Villager's AI, a few months ago I was in a fairly new survival world and I came across a village with a ravine cutting across one end. There was this adorable baby villager who had fallen into the ravine, and I felt bad for the lil' guy and went down in to help him out. I didn't exactly expect anything to come of it, since I didn't have any way to steer him up, and there was a cave connected to the ravine from which I could hear some growling. So I get down in there and come up to the baby villager, he's pacing around, and then he turns and looks up at me. I'm just trying to get a way out at this point and I dig up some dirt along the side and move it out of my way, then use it to make a *very* shoddy staircase. (It wasn't even in a straight line)
    To my extreme surprise, the villager kiddo actually followed me up the staircase and waited for me to make the next part, which took a moment as I needed to get more dirt, and then followed me all the way to the top back into his village. I was pretty impressed and pleased, in my experience villagers aren't usually the most cooperative in helping you help them. Not sure if it was just a MASSIVE coincidence, but it really didn't look like it at the time.

  • @Nasif_tg
    @Nasif_tg 5 лет назад +2

    11:04
    Villager: IM BAT MANN

  • @horatioyen256
    @horatioyen256 5 лет назад +3

    i love how even when 1.14 is an update meant to help the villagers we find a way to exploit them

  • @ralphcabiling1314
    @ralphcabiling1314 5 лет назад +2

    Nice. you have some really amazing ideas on how to improve, change and tweak things in minecraft. I think you should put your ideas into the Minecraft Feedback page( feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us) You totally should! It could make a big difference!

  • @samteinert106
    @samteinert106 5 лет назад +12

    That draw bridge is smart...

  • @FancyNoir
    @FancyNoir 5 лет назад +2

    Hope he doesnt enslave me
    I love my emeralds
    YOULL NEVER TAKE THEM!

  • @freekvonk8586
    @freekvonk8586 5 лет назад +4

    You're like a minecraft scientist

  • @romanminaster5180
    @romanminaster5180 5 лет назад +2

    SimplySarc : makes Slavery in Minecraft
    Africa : **SWEATS NERVOUSLY**

  • @eldenc4680
    @eldenc4680 5 лет назад +3

    *350* *Union* *Soldiers* *Dislikes* *This* *Idea*

  • @-ivan-1378
    @-ivan-1378 5 лет назад +2

    |•⍸•| : huh
    SimplySarc: _"I'm going to enslave you and your family!"_
    |ᯣ⍸ᯣ| : *_HUHH_*

  • @Titanic-wo6bq
    @Titanic-wo6bq 5 лет назад +3

    Tax Collector: So you are forced to do silly parlor tricks?
    Villager: Hrrrm
    Tax Collector: There's a tax for that.
    wait wrong video?

    • @AbdulGoodLooks
      @AbdulGoodLooks 5 лет назад

      This angered your father who punished you severely

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 4 года назад

      Abdulmajid Nasir Dude, uncool.

  • @theroombaunderyourbed2217
    @theroombaunderyourbed2217 5 лет назад +2

    This sounds very familiar.......
    Get in the boat..
    To the frick chamber...
    to the ranch

  • @zikradvd
    @zikradvd 5 лет назад +4

    Simply arc controlling villager lives
    Me seeing this: teach me arc

  • @DJAsHeRMusic
    @DJAsHeRMusic 5 лет назад +1

    Wish you were on hermitcraft sarc you have some of my favourite videos about minecraft. You deserve much more subscribers than you have because of your expertly shot videos .

  • @jamiedonaldson794
    @jamiedonaldson794 5 лет назад +6

    Today we will be enslaving SimplySarc, just for the fun of it.

    • @SimplySarc
      @SimplySarc  5 лет назад +2

      Hmm, I don't want to play this game 😟

  • @sinsnooby9996
    @sinsnooby9996 5 лет назад +1

    4:03 thats honestly really cool
    If i didnt know you could do that and someone said "I used command blocks to do that" I would believe them
    Well done!

  • @Jacob-hw6bb
    @Jacob-hw6bb 5 лет назад +3

    *Take em to the frick chamber*

  • @blueberry3663
    @blueberry3663 5 лет назад +1

    invisible villagers = invisible armor stands with AI

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 5 лет назад +4

    Did I hear a subtle "20% cooler" reference in the year of our lord 2019? I commend you!

  • @gianmonahan154
    @gianmonahan154 5 лет назад +1

    SimplySarc: *Uploads a new video*
    Me: Oh cool
    *Sees the title and thumbnail*
    Me: What....
    *Oh*

  • @quiteabizarreone6441
    @quiteabizarreone6441 5 лет назад +3

    We're glad you're back Sarc please don't leave for another 10 months

  • @MCmonstructUK
    @MCmonstructUK 3 года назад +1

    LIGHTBULB! 💡 💡 💡 for the drawbridge, what you could do is turn the villager forever invisible with the particles off, you wouldn't really be able to do this without cheats (unless your willing to constantly splash the villager) so you would do /effect @e invisibility 1000000 225 true this would be for bedrock, also make sure there are no other mobs or they will go invisible too

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 5 лет назад +3

    2 simply sarc videos in 1 month?!?Am I dreaming?

  • @FeliksOnline
    @FeliksOnline 5 лет назад +2

    3:43
    Did you just lobotomize a villager?

  • @Lordstrike72
    @Lordstrike72 5 лет назад +2

    Don’t normally comment but wanted to say- all your uploads are consistently mind blowing, with so many ideas no one has ever thought of. Always makes me super excited to go back to the game. Thanks so much!

    • @SimplySarc
      @SimplySarc  5 лет назад +1

      Cheers dude, glad you're enjoying them :)

  • @HazFrostYT
    @HazFrostYT 5 лет назад +3

    Why is it so hard to hear you?
    I'm guessing I'm the only person who can barely hear you because I have sounds on speakers.

  • @Mossenstein
    @Mossenstein 5 лет назад +2

    Yes now i have a slaves in minecraft

  • @juanjugmail8862
    @juanjugmail8862 5 лет назад +4

    ...I'm SimplySarc and today we're gonna *enslave villagers,* in various ways...
    _Kind of just for the fun of it!_

  • @DerLordKaiser
    @DerLordKaiser 5 лет назад +2

    Nobody :
    Felix :GET IN THE BOAT!

  • @lim8
    @lim8 5 лет назад +4

    Nonsense to my ears as always

  • @zenonfrangoulis1531
    @zenonfrangoulis1531 5 лет назад +2

    4:36 "Boat to be honest"

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 5 лет назад +2

    Nobody:
    Sarc: STOP MOVING YA BLOODY VILLAGER!! *Stabs VIllager in the face with Meter long stick of Glass* Oh damn, now you can't see what i'm holding...

  • @chaos7076
    @chaos7076 5 лет назад +1

    I just want new console updates and not have to wait 2 years

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 5 лет назад +4

    "atleast 20 percent cooler." is no one gonna say anything?

    • @arandomguyel-9402
      @arandomguyel-9402 5 лет назад

      Seem cool to me

    • @SynthGirl64
      @SynthGirl64 5 лет назад

      @@arandomguyel-9402 "at least 20 percent cooler" is a my Little pony reference. Wonder if it was intentional.

    • @ComedicalBystander
      @ComedicalBystander 5 лет назад

      @@SynthGirl64 it probably was, wouldn't read too much into it tho

  • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
    @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 5 лет назад +23

    I feel like there's a way to make long distance wireless redstone with this...

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 3 года назад +1

      Neat but useless now because cc update i know this comment was made a year ago

    • @MCmonstructUK
      @MCmonstructUK 3 года назад

      Its called sculk....

    • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
      @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 3 года назад +4

      @@MCmonstructUK oh huh, wierd i must have forgotten about sculk sensors one year ago when i posted this comment.

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 3 года назад

      @@JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles nah it wasnt announced when you posted it

    • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
      @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 3 года назад +1

      @@emenova3553 Oh thanks, i didnt know, I posted this comment in a fugue state one year ago, and have no memory of the occasion now. Although sculk sensors hadn't been revealed at the time, i'm afraid i still could have forgotten to mention them, as i am pretty sure their eventual existence had been revealed to me in a prophetic dream. Although, again, I have no memory of that time in my life, when i did eventually come to there were 10 notebooks by my bedside table filled with detailed descriptions of future minecraft updates. So it's really inexcusable i didnt mention sculk sensors in my original comment.

  • @mightythiccc3350
    @mightythiccc3350 5 лет назад +1

    *nobody
    *sarc explaining the science of enslaving villagers
    villager lives matter