I love how we go from “I lost my soulmate because I fumbled the bag and I will forever miss her” to “I had to tell a old man that Stuart little wasn’t real” in the blink of a eye.
I feel like we're owed a special version of this where instead of cringe stories, it's romantic or just any kind of story really where it turns out well rather than these where everything gets messed up
I just think of random people but they make goofy faces when the cringe stuff come around. Also I add a lot of meme sounds which really shows off my fractured sense of humor.
Coney's right on the meeting story. Chat is being stupid. Its not even really lying because he literally didnt know what the meeting was for. Clarifying it slightly with a white lie is harmless
Agreed! If I was the other girl I would totally understand, maybe be a tiny bit upset at the lie (if the truth came out later) but its mostly the truth anyway??? Idk, chat was overreacting a bit
@@wonderlandzer0 I mean if I was her I'd prefer a white lie over someone awkwardly explaining they've never been sexually assaulted and just stuck around to get closer to her.
Are you serious? Even Coney said he was wrong. You don't lie to a person about something like that, that just makes you look even worse than if you'd just mistaken it for something else out of sheer ignorance - which they did. Everyone saying otherwise just _assumes_ this girl is going to think he's creeping on her at an SA meeting, instead of giving her the benefit of the doubt as, I dunno... maybe an actual _human being_ who can think for herself? I wouldn't want someone to lie to me right out of the gate like that. Nobody does. Man, you people have never had a person you care about lie right to your face before, I guess. It's no way to start any kind of relationship. The _real_ cringe is in the comments, for sure.
100% BUT just look up a similar sounding abbreviation. There’s a million of em and I swear to god there is no world where sitting through a sex abuse meeting to hit on the pretty girl sounds reasonable.
That first story was actually mine. Sadly none of it was embellished, and yeah it still haunts me at night sometimes. Also I never actually did theater lol.
The story at 10:14 is the most fumbled bag I've ever seen. He could've literally just shook his head up and down. How do you have all the pieces align and trip at the most important moment.
It is a very close call between throwing for content but the more one overplans, the less ready for deviation of the script one becomes. If he spat out his offer just a little faster, it would have been magical I imagined even a paralyzed nod yes would work, but everyone has different impulse motions, so F for our comrade
Either that guy who accidentally attended a meeting for survivors of sexual assault is the best fiction writer of all time, or this dude has the worst luck one could possibly think of. I really couldn't help but feel so much second hand anxiety for this dude lmaooo. I love cringe confessionals
I think this format is excellent and honestly it's a fantastic series, but half of the time I just can't get myself to watch it, the secondhand cringe I get from some of these stories is absolutely catastrophic
*CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 4* 0:21 - Newfound extrovert shreds punk rock for his crush 2:29 - Tipping the Walmart cashier 3:43 - Smash player goes to his crush's event 7:47 - Fucking BEN ruins user's relationship with his crush 10:13 - Chatter fumbles catastrophically on valentines 11:28 - Joe Biden's leg hair 12:37 - He PUNCHED Stuart Little 15:18 - Misunderstanding Mexico's kiss greeting 16:24 - Boy meets Girl in museum; The Rapture ensues 18:51 - Dating app girl thinks chatter is too small 20:03 - One-armed girl slammed by a soccer ball 21:48 - Writing a love letter in Latin
Poor dude who got invited to that survivers group, he must had felt so out of place there. Also props to the editor his music choices, Memories of Summer is super chill. Also getting hit near a soccer park is inevitable, I agree winning is always important and is based af.
I finally clicked on this video. I"ve seen Stuart's face in the the thumbnail on my home page for weeks now, and I can't take it anymore; I HAVE to know wtf this story is about.
8:38 If you are friends with someone and they have a crush you should tell the crush. Reason being that in most cases making 0 moves makes both people lose interest vs just telling them regardless of who, gets better results. At worst the friend relays the information of they aren't interested and it hurts less cause embarassment factor. And at best they are interested but were too shy themselves. There's the rare occurance of being called out for being too shy to do it yourself; or they were never interested because of a negative bias towards you. But in those instances they aren't right for you anyway.
Happiness. Sadness. Anger. Fear. Disgust. Surprise. All of these are powerful emotions, but nothing is stronger than the dangerous and paralysing power of Cringe.
I'm late to this and Coney hates anime, but I really appreciate the Persona epilogue music near the end. That and the stories in the vid remind me of more cringe but simpler times. Thanks Coney editor
Speaking as someone who grew up in Delaware, that Joe Biden story is very possible. It’s such a small state that pretty much everyone has met Joe Biden at some point, especially if they were around before he was Vice President.
Im usually a sympathizer to people who appear on this show, but to the kid who fucked up being asked out WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING TO ASK THEM OUT, that's totally your fault, you better have learned your lesson.
MR CONEY this might be too late but in that mexico story the killing on the cheeks thing is kind of a 50/50? some people do and some people dont and it doesn't matter if u fuck it up lol
TO CLARIFY: The kiss on the cheek in Mexico is only done to women and by women, if you’re a man you kiss women’s cheeks but shake men’s hands. Kinda weird ig but thats how it is here okey😅
Not yet Its going to be a short while till we get a dedicated day for Cringe Confessional Some gameplay content and sponsors happening from what I remember
Update: Not sure if you are by chance watching the stream tonight but Cringe Confessional is next Wednesday Edit: Scratch that Something is taking up that day
Nah man, this is a hot take but I’m actually with Ben on this one. This dude was on the brink of convincing himself never to ask Jane out. All Ben did was avoid certainty by making him confront his feelings. USER failed the test, all Ben did was merely present it. Ben a real one even though he will never be appreciated for it.
Was that seriously _Everywhere at the End of Time_ as the intro for Cringe Confessional? Edit: That assault group was brutal, but I think being honest would probably be the best policy. Avoiding the person might actually be _worse_ than just admitting what actually happened, especially after you know what the group was meeting for. And if you care about them, either it'll end up being just accepted with an "oh, okay," or... maybe actually endearing? You never know. As long as you treat them with respect and appreciate who they are as a person, who cares? I've heard stories about things that were _just_ as cringe as that turn into something much nicer in the end. And if _they_ cringe despite you being honest, then you're both probably better off. At least you know and don't have to live with the "what if" for the rest of your life.
![[SFM] Risky Recital](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RzNkY1_Nk3o/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how we go from “I lost my soulmate because I fumbled the bag and I will forever miss her” to “I had to tell a old man that Stuart little wasn’t real” in the blink of a eye.
Literally fumbled it so bad lmao. I don’t get it
>Gets asked out after months of mutual flirting
“ . . . “
Cringe confessions in a nutshell baby.
@@bazoinksitstheguy5852 AND was also about to ask the girl out like what lol
Don't forget the guy who touched Joe biden leg.
Hey, I'm the Stuart Little guy, one thing I forgot to put in the confessional is that I was 26 GREGORIAN YEARS OLD when that shit happened
I wanna watch the video now
your parents are cringe
@The Fake Slim Shady thanks man I had no idea
Congrats on being the main story on the thumbnail.
Damn. That college smash bros one is terrible. He didn't even do anything wrong but he ended up in the worst possible scenario. So rough
Theatre kids probably take up 90 percent of this and then the rest are gamers who don’t touch grass
Theatre kids are good people but we just miss understood also I love how other theatre kids know who's one
Real talk, the girl who left that guy because of his size wasn't worth the trouble. He dodged a serious bullet.
I feel like we're owed a special version of this where instead of cringe stories, it's romantic or just any kind of story really where it turns out well rather than these where everything gets messed up
April fools idea, have all the stories be genuinely good, and then act like it's the cringiest thing he's ever read
Or do cringe roulette/is it cringe
It might be amusing for them to be in the same episode to keep some tension in the stories until the end, honestly
@@Kaozorier That's also a good idea actually
those don't exist
i love this series because every story i imagine myself as the person talking and it makes the cringe so much worse LMAO
Why would you torture yourself like that
I just think of random people but they make goofy faces when the cringe stuff come around. Also I add a lot of meme sounds which really shows off my fractured sense of humor.
I think of the TTS voices experiencing this. Rodd has the most fucked up life
(GrAAAaaAaaade)
Coney's right on the meeting story. Chat is being stupid. Its not even really lying because he literally didnt know what the meeting was for. Clarifying it slightly with a white lie is harmless
Agreed! If I was the other girl I would totally understand, maybe be a tiny bit upset at the lie (if the truth came out later) but its mostly the truth anyway??? Idk, chat was overreacting a bit
@@wonderlandzer0 I mean if I was her I'd prefer a white lie over someone awkwardly explaining they've never been sexually assaulted and just stuck around to get closer to her.
Are you serious? Even Coney said he was wrong. You don't lie to a person about something like that, that just makes you look even worse than if you'd just mistaken it for something else out of sheer ignorance - which they did.
Everyone saying otherwise just _assumes_ this girl is going to think he's creeping on her at an SA meeting, instead of giving her the benefit of the doubt as, I dunno... maybe an actual _human being_ who can think for herself? I wouldn't want someone to lie to me right out of the gate like that. Nobody does.
Man, you people have never had a person you care about lie right to your face before, I guess. It's no way to start any kind of relationship. The _real_ cringe is in the comments, for sure.
100% BUT just look up a similar sounding abbreviation. There’s a million of em and I swear to god there is no world where sitting through a sex abuse meeting to hit on the pretty girl sounds reasonable.
Tell me about it. Coney's chat is filled with some incredibly hot takes lol
That first story was actually mine. Sadly none of it was embellished, and yeah it still haunts me at night sometimes. Also I never actually did theater lol.
Nice black frost pfp
You're doing fine, who needs socials anyways.
You told the story in such a funny way, I loved it man!
The story at 10:14 is the most fumbled bag I've ever seen. He could've literally just shook his head up and down. How do you have all the pieces align and trip at the most important moment.
How do you fuck up that bad
@@Cadoe Overthinking 100%
No offense to the dude but how did he mess that up. He was ready to confess, and he folded when she told him. Bruh
bro got turned into a fan from all that folding
It is a very close call between throwing for content but the more one overplans, the less ready for deviation of the script one becomes. If he spat out his offer just a little faster, it would have been magical
I imagined even a paralyzed nod yes would work, but everyone has different impulse motions, so F for our comrade
The story of accidentally attending an assault survivor meeting stopped me in my tracks. Prayers up how unfortunate
Cringe confessions is like the most intuitive content on twitch in a while from any creator
do you mean innovative?
@@perriwinkleiii5361 he gonna have to submit this interaction on the next episode
you'll love this then
ruclips.net/video/OSxVhL9xuS8/видео.html
Either that guy who accidentally attended a meeting for survivors of sexual assault is the best fiction writer of all time, or this dude has the worst luck one could possibly think of. I really couldn't help but feel so much second hand anxiety for this dude lmaooo. I love cringe confessionals
I think this format is excellent and honestly it's a fantastic series, but half of the time I just can't get myself to watch it, the secondhand cringe I get from some of these stories is absolutely catastrophic
and then when the second hand cringe subsides, I start to remember my own cringe moments 😬
One of these days, coney needs to tell his own cringe story for this
Theyre all probably coneys stories, hes just disguising them as viewers.
@@tonymccool5419 he really is the poop boy
*CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 4*
0:21 - Newfound extrovert shreds punk rock for his crush
2:29 - Tipping the Walmart cashier
3:43 - Smash player goes to his crush's event
7:47 - Fucking BEN ruins user's relationship with his crush
10:13 - Chatter fumbles catastrophically on valentines
11:28 - Joe Biden's leg hair
12:37 - He PUNCHED Stuart Little
15:18 - Misunderstanding Mexico's kiss greeting
16:24 - Boy meets Girl in museum; The Rapture ensues
18:51 - Dating app girl thinks chatter is too small
20:03 - One-armed girl slammed by a soccer ball
21:48 - Writing a love letter in Latin
6:55 from chat "assault? I thought you said basalt"
And now I'm imagining what a sexual basalt support group would be
😳
Getting your rocks off
@@treedude4246
you fucking win
The Latin student story is the most believable one, usually this types of story don't have an ending
"Coney analog horror" would be something id be into
Bro when I worked at Publix someone tipped me a VHS tape, you think I turned that shit down? I still have it to this day, I don't even have a vcr
Based customer. Which VHS was it.
It was a copy of Little Shop of Horrors
@@HeftyDan that's a story relevant key item, save that for later
@@HeftyDan Yo, that's sick as hell. That movie owns.
This has become one of my favorite series by Coney. I'm also waiting for a season 4 of react wars
The guy that fumbled the girl asking him to be her boyfriend could have just said "Yeah, so I was also planning on doing that"
How do you fuck that up
Poor dude who got invited to that survivers group, he must had felt so out of place there. Also props to the editor his music choices, Memories of Summer is super chill. Also getting hit near a soccer park is inevitable, I agree winning is always important and is based af.
10:38 Worst fumble of all time. And I should know, I’m an expert fumbler.
That blood throw up one cracked me up so hard omg 🤣
That Valentine’s Day choke rly hurts my insides. Hope both are well
Cringe confessional > reality tv
God this series is fire, makes me feel a bit better about my cringe past
14:40 And the funny part is both of them have logically sound arguments. They're just confused over what actually happened.
Coney is the most innovative RUclipsr I know of, he's such a natural at being an entertainer
I finally clicked on this video. I"ve seen Stuart's face in the the thumbnail on my home page for weeks now, and I can't take it anymore; I HAVE to know wtf this story is about.
how was it?
I love your content Coney!
Coneys face in cringe confessional is half the comedy.
Coney, I can't do it. I thought after being subbed on twitch for almost two years I could handle cringe but I was defeated
17:41 I understand that "TUH" in chat
lmfao good eye
hawk tuh
god dammit i'm being a monster hunter nerd again, cuz when the music at 7:49 started playing, i immediately knew it was cheeko sands lmao
14:45 I love the hive mind that is Coney's Twitch chat. Everyone posting ". . is killing me! 🤣
8:38 If you are friends with someone and they have a crush you should tell the crush. Reason being that in most cases making 0 moves makes both people lose interest vs just telling them regardless of who, gets better results. At worst the friend relays the information of they aren't interested and it hurts less cause embarassment factor. And at best they are interested but were too shy themselves. There's the rare occurance of being called out for being too shy to do it yourself; or they were never interested because of a negative bias towards you. But in those instances they aren't right for you anyway.
21:34 RUclips Magic has failed me
Happiness. Sadness. Anger. Fear. Disgust. Surprise.
All of these are powerful emotions, but nothing is stronger than the dangerous and paralysing power of Cringe.
I LOVE cringe confessional thank you everyone for submitting o7
That Stuart little story was bonkers
I'm late to this and Coney hates anime, but I really appreciate the Persona epilogue music near the end. That and the stories in the vid remind me of more cringe but simpler times. Thanks Coney editor
You would think that a one-armed girl would be able to keep her hands out of trouble
Keep the p5 music coming, glorious editor
Loving this series!
him doing the youtube magic thing and not actually doing said youtube magic is hilarious
I didn’t know about the Mexico kiss thing. Thank u for saving me
Shout outs to more EATEOT in the intro there, really added a vibe I wasn’t expecting to cringe confessional
Just don't tell her you didn't know. Act like you just wanted to sit in, and see human bravery or something like that. Never go back on a lie.
Please do more cringe confesssions in the future!
Someone needs to make a analog horror series with coney in it.
This is one of Coney's best vids ever!
13:21 does anyone know what the name of that remix is?
23:40 Incontinentia
Speaking as someone who grew up in Delaware, that Joe Biden story is very possible. It’s such a small state that pretty much everyone has met Joe Biden at some point, especially if they were around before he was Vice President.
Oh, once my soccer teammate asked for his eggs well done
This episode was way more bearable than the last one.
These videos make me laugh so hard that I forget my problems. Thanks for the videos ❤️
I love this series
The parents are not okay in the slightest. You dont deserve kids if you are going to ignore them for any amount of time.
22:53 Not used to hearing this music not die out after 4 seconds.
what was the song again
@@meiyo282 I'm wondering what it is too lol
"Blood. **HHHHHRRROOOUURP"**
that killed me
i think in france you accually full on kiss ppl on the cheek...or I was doing it wrong...
I’m a Latino and my family and all the other people I know kiss each other on the cheek so I’m confused rn lol.
Apparently it’s a modernized thing.
Maybe cuz newer generations or like it or 2020
My story made it to the stream but not the video (more reason for you youtube frogs to check the vods). Good video as always 🧜♂️
this is easily my favorite segment
Real Coney Subs™ remember the original title
The greatest cringe confessional series of all time
He forgot to do the youtube magic
Sadge
The music in these videos hit so hard
Coney, they added the STEEMPY!.. you know what you need to do
i got second hand embarrassment just hearing it from the smash bros college organizer one that ones SO BAD.
16:24 my favourite
Can't wait for the one arm girl *revenge arc.*
My name is Ben why are you like this Coney
Im usually a sympathizer to people who appear on this show, but to the kid who fucked up being asked out WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING TO ASK THEM OUT, that's totally your fault, you better have learned your lesson.
Conelius Conewell Conewort
MR CONEY this might be too late but in that mexico story the killing on the cheeks thing is kind of a 50/50? some people do and some people dont and it doesn't matter if u fuck it up lol
The playlist is fire. What are the song names?
"RUclips magic" points at nothing
What’s the name of the persona song in the vid?
TO CLARIFY: The kiss on the cheek in Mexico is only done to women and by women, if you’re a man you kiss women’s cheeks but shake men’s hands. Kinda weird ig but thats how it is here okey😅
Oh wait I wasn’t attending streams cause I’ve been busy, did he do a day 3 of this?
Not yet
Its going to be a short while till we get a dedicated day for Cringe Confessional
Some gameplay content and sponsors happening from what I remember
Update: Not sure if you are by chance watching the stream tonight but Cringe Confessional is next Wednesday
Edit: Scratch that
Something is taking up that day
First time seeing this, so true. Going in reverse order on the channel.
I became a rat around the time of roof piece. Gotta rack up views
trying so hard to remember the outro song but I can't please tell me what it is mr. friendalias
21:35 epic fail
Nah man, this is a hot take but I’m actually with Ben on this one. This dude was on the brink of convincing himself never to ask Jane out. All Ben did was avoid certainty by making him confront his feelings. USER failed the test, all Ben did was merely present it. Ben a real one even though he will never be appreciated for it.
Was that seriously _Everywhere at the End of Time_ as the intro for Cringe Confessional?
Edit: That assault group was brutal, but I think being honest would probably be the best policy. Avoiding the person might actually be _worse_ than just admitting what actually happened, especially after you know what the group was meeting for. And if you care about them, either it'll end up being just accepted with an "oh, okay," or... maybe actually endearing? You never know. As long as you treat them with respect and appreciate who they are as a person, who cares? I've heard stories about things that were _just_ as cringe as that turn into something much nicer in the end.
And if _they_ cringe despite you being honest, then you're both probably better off. At least you know and don't have to live with the "what if" for the rest of your life.
don't believe I remember that
OOOOH NO YOU CANT TIP CASHIER'S???
that... explains everything
editor starts using persona 5 music again lol
Ben is for sure married to Jane now.
Oooooooh caretaker music at the beginning good spooky taste
Revenge of The One Armed Witch
hello very small group of people from prochara
Thank you
coney
coney
coney
@@crudalicious coney
Blood
🤮
*vomits violently* 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
i hate how clickbaity the older episodes were