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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024
- Coney takes some Buzzfeed quizzes to determine his personality, his fears, his inner furry, and more while realizing that these quizzes are made for, as he puts it, 'white women'.
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Coney opening every quiz in a new window and not closing the previous one is the most white woman thing he did in this entire video.
to all high school youtubers with braces:
even without the braces you're going to look back and go "god damn i was ugly in high school". this is universal, don't sweat it
As a high schooler with braces
Yeah i know lmao
i was at my sister’s graduation yesterday and I never realized how goofy everybody looks at that age
it’s like half your features have matured and half are fully pre-pubescent and it’s entirely random which are which with zero in-between
As a 21 year old adult who has looked the exact same for the past 6 years (graduated when 19)
I don't think I looked ugly as a high schooler because I look the exact same then as now
@@ZoofyZoof Just wait 10 years.
Dude Im so pretty rn
"I've never dishonoured my mother and father"
You're a Twitch streamer, Coney
Shoutout to the “BUTTfeed” guy in chat, very poggers.
Was it you?
Props
poggers indeed
@@andypeoples7175 nah not me, but I respect their hustle
It was just inspiring and life changing
"Lying for a purpose is not lying."
-Everybody's favorite local streamah, 2021
Isn't a purpose the thing that makes the difference between a lie and a fib?
*Crazy elevator story:*
My best friend's mom worked at a Medstar hospital in DC 10+ years ago. One day as she stepped onto the elevator, it fell 2 floors down. She was servely injured to the point she had to have immediate emergency surgery on her back or she wouldve been paralyzed for the rest of her life.
Come to find, the elevator was like a year pastits inspection period so she sued them. She's doing fine now, but she was in so much pain and on so many meds that she couldnt work for over a year.
OMG
vindication?
Good luck finding a woman who will love you if you can't blow bubbles with gum.
Or if you have braces, in which case you can’t eat gum and look bad lol
I love how coney makes fun of people who can't blow gum even though he can't even whistle
the duality of man
8:24 "no, this is too... I can't, oh no, oooh no, this is getting worse"
10:21 "wait but this guy, this guy kinda he's dangerous, he's a bad boy"
Buzzfeed and Watchmojo are my new favorite Coney segments, going through sh1tty content is surprisingly fun
Coney: imagine not knowing how to blow bubbles
Also coney: *cant ride a bike*
That last quiz surprised me for how funny and self aware it was as a Buzzfeed quiz, until I realized it wasn't a Buzzfeed quiz
BuzzFeed: Are you going to hell?
Also BuzzFeed: 7:00 god will send you to the shadow realm if you say heck, hell or darn.
Clickhole is a hell of a choice to list in a Works Cited section
the quiz itself was from clickhole
Lmao I saw that😂
"If you lie for a reason it's not a lie" yeah the ends may justify the means sometimes but they don't CHANGE THE DEFINITION of them? That's like saying "if I punch someone because they're attacking someone it's a kick"!
"Worst thing about me"
Chat instantly: weird, short, annoying
I will be here when that hole in the back gets fixed
You know what’s crazy, it’s still not fixed lmao
"Lying for a purpose is not lying"
Yes it IS that's literally lying. Every lie has a purpose. No one just lies for the sake of lying.
"Because it's the only way to get it to happen"
ACTUAL sociopath line of thinking. Nooooo Coney. It's okay if you lie from time to time, just don't fool yourself that it isn't a lie. The heck.
I do believe lies can be justified and sometimes better than truth. Like when someone is down in the dumps and asking if you think they can do something they're trying to do, but you doubt it, you're not gonna tell them "Oh no yeah you're totally screwed you should give up right now."
It's STILL a lie, but lies can have good purpose.
You said “heck” you sinner.
@@omnimom6467 You're god damn right
based honestychad
Way to be a downer
@@flora8940 "Bro just don't think about anything ever and lie to yourself about lying." Not even being a downer. Just say that you lie is what I'm saying. Everyone lies lol trying to swerve around your lies and trying to convince yourself that your lies aren't lies isn't good for you. And if i didn't give a shit about Coney, hell, just someone's own well being in general, i wouldn't say shit. That's some slippery slope stuff if I've ever heard it.
i know this video is two years old BUT.
the chez platapus is a refernce to phinease and ferb where they opened a restruant with the exact same name. i must have rewatched a 1000 to see if someone in chat said anything
20:16 In the US, as long as it has the driver's license. You can just put it in a USPS box and they'll ship it to the address for free.
Going through a hard breakup but you know who’s there for me? My boy Coney. Thanks coney
I LOVE THE PERSON AT 4:08 LMAOOO “No lips havin ass”
The reason Donatello is my favorite is because of the og NES game. He's the only character I can make any progress with lol
RUclips will never know if Coney is a contrarian.
Bruh "One of you owns the jar" fucking killed me.
“They’ll be off soon” I got mine back in 10th grade and was told they’d come off before graduation. I am now done with my second year of college and they’re still on 😐
Love the seamless transition from Buzzfeed to Clickhole. I almost missed it.
I was wondering why the content of the quiz was actually funny for the first two questions lmao
Watching Coney get Clickhole'd was the funniest part of the whole stream
I see FurryZZ was filling in for Coney that day
7:18 is it bad i recognized the huniepop bedroom theme immediately
I was so entranced in this video and then the bgm switched up from persona to huniepop and was so confused LMAO
as much as I find Coney entertaining. I honestly find his opinions on most things genuinely mindblowing.
i love that he took a clickhole quiz seriously lol
Buzzfeed (and general online) quizzes can be some of the funnest stuff on the internet, because you know they're all wrong, they're all stupid, they're all pointless, and that's what makes them fun.
Great to see you becoming a variety streamer. Ever since I first saw you on smash content I was like “why doesn’t this fool stream? He’s entertaining”.
Looking forward to when you’re the next Jerma
I lost it when Coney said one of his fans owns 'a jar' with Rainbow Dash lmaoooo
“Are you annoying?”
*Groose theme blares out*
12:15 that sounds like a fatality
Edit: Fuck
Laughing at the thought of Buzzfeed users having enough self awareness to answer personality quizzes accurately
My mans was killin me then the "God judging on a curve" put me in the grave😂🤣😂🤣
Me? I’M the lovely assistant? PogMe
5:17 That's... not how Christianity works...
Also as an MCU fan the Justin Hammer bit fucking sent me
I thought I was the only one with the irrational falling-elevator dismemberment fear. That actually did happen in an elevator in Austin or somewhere in Texas at one point in the 70's.
11:57
Coney: "My deepest fear is getting old and losing all my memory."
Chat: "WIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPYWIDEPEEPOHAPPY"
4:24 holy crap the elusive Jesse Lee Peterson reference
Who told this man “Justing Hammer is Thor’s human name” I’m dying
The fact Coney knows who JSP is makes my day.
i just realized there was huniepop music playing throughout the video
Did he actually believe the dweeb from Iron Man 2 was Thor
poor coney, he got bullied by buzzfeed quizzes
My dorm room has a terrible elevator that is incredibly slow and sounds like it barely works and I stg I have that exact same fear about getting torn into 2 pieces like that
Incredible thumbnail
It's a buzzfeed video.... that's part of the bit
@@nextgenerationnerds4782 yeah I shoulda put thumbnail instead, didn't mean it in a negative way but clickbait really has that connotation
@@jarroddobben im so sorry, I thought you were being rude, totally my bad.
@@nextgenerationnerds4782 no prob man I should have chose my words better to avoid confusion, we good homie coneySHAKE
@@jarroddobben SHAKE
Does anyone know the name of the song that was in the background from about 14:00 - 15:56?
A year later but I believe it's a one of the training modes in Wii Sports. My memory is popping bowling sounds so maybe that one
@@raleo7466 hey thanks, i figured it out in the mean time and yes it was a wii bowling track
im glad im not alone with that exact same elevator fear
So uh, story about braces for me feel free to ignore
So my jaw sticks out WAY too much and I’ve been told that once I’m done growing I have to have braces on for a year, then get jaw surgery which will prevent me from using my mouth 😉 for a couple months, then I have to have braces on for ANOTHER year and yeah I’m really looking forward to that
when i was watching the stream, i thought he meant like the internal mouth gum, not the chewing gum. man i was so confused but i can pop gum so effortlessly, coney, i swear
Coney not knowing Justin Hammer makes me sad. You can’t just disrespect one of the greatest MCU characters out there
They invoke a literal saint (Thomas Aquinas) to tell you youre morally wrong. Nice buzzfeed.
People who say Donatello is the best ninja turtle are melee floaty mains.
16:06 no shot is that a fucking deponia reference!?
Coney put P5 music in his video? Pog
So we calling him Constance now, or?
His name is Zak Aaron Zeeks? His parents rlly went back and forth through the whole alphabet huh?
I have the utmost sneaking suspicion Coney watches Vaush. Like, the slightest suspicion. Likely unfounded, but if its true, I'll make a whole ass twitch account and subscribe
Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 5:15?
That “are you going to hell” quiz has gotta be the dumbest thing
17:18 Molecular Gastronomy
I can whistle like an angel but I’m horrible at blowing bubble gum.
I stopped blowing bubbles and popping them when I grew up (grew a beard and stache and got tired of pulling gum out of it)
Periods are for essays, emails, and women.
How to speed run getting canceled haha
"Are you annoying"
*Groose theme*
I like how in the beginning they do a fellas dance
Coney picked duck, thats very based!
Epic coney vid
Why does Coney have to call out my braces like that? I'm literally in sophomore year and I don't get them off til the end of Junior 🕳🏃
That last quiz was one hell of a bait
Shoutout to the guy that said "not the elevator shit again"
"Order a Taco Bell meal and we'll tell you the worst thing about you"
Worse than ordering Taco Bell?
20:05 song?
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Starship Mario
@@KongQuest95 thank you
Imagine save scumming a buzz feed test
This title intrigues me
Its killing me. What is the theme from thats playing during the clickhole quiz?
Yo layer cake? lets go
Shit like this is so damn fun. Thank you content man.
FELLAS, notification gang here.
dude what is the fucking music at the beginning that BANGS
coney is indecisive.
It wasn't until coney started bashing Donny stans tha I realized Coney could be a good Donatello voice actor
Whats the song playing at the start
Fr I gotta know dood
The fucking elevator thing, I just came off of the meme video from months in the future. Holy shit Coney is consistent
22:24 wtf what do they mean “traditionally Christian” there ain’t a single thing that says what they say right there. “Double effect” applies to actual accidents in which you are attempting to do good, like say if you carry your friend’s tray for him at lunchtime and accidentally drop it. It doesn’t mean that you can do bad while attempting to do good and you are off the hook.
Is the music in the beginning 2 fast 4 gnomes a wii ware game?
This good person quiz be peepoTalking
Just commenting so the algorithm will bless the funny content man
IS THAT RING FIT MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING???
I own the jar.
Sound the Caucasian Female alarm.
Hey coney appreciate your content
That is all keep on contenting
To be fair rainbow dash foxy the pirate fox are okay
I guess it's a generational thing because I never see kids popping gum bubbles at all