Ok so funnily enough the bone you used to simulate an arm is an ostrich femur or leg hone and the bone you used to simulate a leg was a cows humerus or upper arm bone
Just cuz he's funny won't make him a good stand up comedian. Most of his "comedy" is just dumb answers to serious questions. While its funny i dout he could even fill 5 mins of an open mic
@@Chris47368 does not matter, it has the protentional to make xrays, imagine a lightening strike or something, anyway its a safety measure to make sure it does not harm you
There is a reason guillotines had a single slanted blade instead of a point in the middle. By putting a point in the middle (and a very low angel in general), instead of just a single high angel slant, your cutting speed is severely slower than it could be.
@@brockashsfrund If you've heard of or watch Shonduras, Dan is actually "Tall Chicken's" brother. They've done some collab work in the past (DIY gas mask for one)
Wouldn't the guillotine fall faster if there was less tension on the cable? Figured the cable friction would slow it down. Perhaps a release latch at the top with the cable having enough slack for the full travel downward?
Of course it can. There's nothing remarkable about tungsten compared to other metals, that would make it unable to be cut. Tungsten carbide on the other hand, it would have a very hard time, unless you used CBN media in the machine. (Or diamond.)
@Keep it Moving, Buddy Believe me, I'm married with kids and you need to lose that weight ASAP. The longer you have it, the harder it is to get rid of.
I am no engineer, but.... I see some issues with the guillotine. It needs to be able to cut all the way through the bottom plate and it needs to be on bearings. Maybe a little higher also.
Whenever they really want to dull the hell out of the blade, I'd love to see the guillotine deal with one of those tungsten cubes everyone has these days.
8:15 when Mitch is reaching and leaning under that blade I get terrified. Better safe than sorry. Like he's handling. Loading firearm. Plus I miss them so much I just come back and watch old videos
Alright man I swear to god when I saw the start of the video I was wondering if I put my arm in there and immediately my question was answered, these guys are the best
If the V of your blade was inverted (to make an |/\| shape) it couldn't be deflected nearly as easily (it would align as it drops) and whatever it sliced would be drawn to the center, rather than away
ideas for the next guillotine vids: -stack of car tires -stack of CDs -stack of vinyl records (the crap ones at goodwill that nobody wants) -lego structure -lithium batteries -smartphones -stack of (full) soda cans -pizza (frozen or cooked) -baby car seat -skeleton in balistics gel
Seeing all those crackers get destroyed just killed me a bit inside. Not even from a moral “you’re wasting food!” Standpoint, I just wish I could’ve had them
MAKE IT GO FASTER! GRAVITY IS GREAT AN ALL BUT YOU COULD EASILY ADD A PULLEY AT THE TOP AND TWO ON THE SIDES, THE ONES ON THE SIDES ARE TO ADD CABLES ATTACHED TO SPRINGS AND THE ONE AT THE TOP IS TO BE ABLE TO LIFT THE BLADE AGAINST THE SPRING TENSION!
French revolutionists:
"Any last requests?"
Dude being executed:
"Yeah, like 30 pillows"
Bro your neck would still snap tho
@@JohnDoe-cj6uk how? The pressure has a greater area to displace it's self.
@@PostalPatriot556 pretty sure the weight would kill you either way
Ok so funnily enough the bone you used to simulate an arm is an ostrich femur or leg hone and the bone you used to simulate a leg was a cows humerus or upper arm bone
Haha
how do you know that?
@@marinelaoana5437 I build skeletons for a hobby and bones have distinct shapes a humerus is very different to a femur
@@aidenthompson7460 thats cool
You know what's humerus, I came here looking for your comment.
I wanna see Mitchell do stand-up. The dude is so naturally funny.
Yes
Ja bitte
He makes the channel great.
I think he needs a straight man to play off. That's what makes the real gold.
Just cuz he's funny won't make him a good stand up comedian. Most of his "comedy" is just dumb answers to serious questions. While its funny i dout he could even fill 5 mins of an open mic
Thick lead glass to block x-rays.
What?do you mean the crt glass
I thought the voltage to create a sufficient amount of xrays to be harmful was too high for that used in CRT's?
@@Chris47368 does not matter, it has the protentional to make xrays, imagine a lightening strike or something, anyway its a safety measure to make sure it does not harm you
Could have used that TV glass to cut a batman batarang.
Those tv commercials: for 1$ a day you can feed a starving kid in africa
Waterjet channel:
For 1$ a day you cut a starving kid in half.
@@angrynerd2103 we plan to cut all starving kids in half by 2022
Yeah, the wasted food was not a good choice
@@RNCHFND I agree. Kinda gringey.
@@RNCHFND Perhaps I’m wrong, and there’s a good chance of that being the case but maybe it’s expired. Why they would have expired Pancakes? No idea.
I dont care what kind of safety mechanisms you have on that thing, I still wouldn't want to be the guy loading it.
they lock it up with pancakes
Pussssssyyyy
@@MaYbYl8eR Sorry, I'm kinda "attatched" and quite fond of my limbs, head, oh yeah, and life.
@@scrapironfish yeah that's what they all say
My life is worthless apparently cus I'm not a pussy huh
@@MaYbYl8eR You have a unique way of looking at things, and quite a dizzying intellect. Would love to hear more.
There is a reason guillotines had a single slanted blade instead of a point in the middle. By putting a point in the middle (and a very low angel in general), instead of just a single high angel slant, your cutting speed is severely slower than it could be.
You know its Utah because he said "shiz" when there was flaming shrapnel flying at him
I'm not going to tell but I figured out where this is from this video. Lol.
@@brockashsfrund If you've heard of or watch Shonduras, Dan is actually "Tall Chicken's" brother. They've done some collab work in the past (DIY gas mask for one)
Eh I doubt it was actually on fire
Their address is in Salt Lake City.
@J D there are plenty of examples down here that go to church for few hours on Sunday and then pure white American until next Sunday
Wouldn't the guillotine fall faster if there was less tension on the cable? Figured the cable friction would slow it down. Perhaps a release latch at the top with the cable having enough slack for the full travel downward?
Read the title as "Guillotine Vs Gaslighters" for a minute then. Thought you guys were about to behead some people lol
French Revolution, amirite?
Of course you would think that. You're always doing that.
Na, you guys wanted an exuse to write off a huge ass pancake breakfast on your taxes lmao
1:19 Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. XD
Imagine explaining this to an exterminator.
Needed more pancakes and you definitely could have stopped it lol.
This would go so well with The Slow Mo Guys...
You know its dangerous when you hear them swearing lol
There's a worrying moment in that video where Mitchell puts his head in the guillotine to check on the health of the frozen turkey.
But his head wasn’t even close tho
They have pins for the blade
5:40 the word you're looking for is "bisected"
Really? I thought it was butterflied
I think he was looking for butterfly
Spatchcocked
Spatchcock
He said bone of a cow and the editor corrected him and put *BEEF*🤣🤣🤣
I can always count on you guys for a laugh or two. Thanks for the vid!
The lighter thing was probably one of the more dangerous ways to do that, but hey, it was damn cool.
Wow! The guilotine certainly doesn't lack in power! The way it smacks everything clean in half is very satisfying.
Plz I've been asking for so long now I just want to see if its possible to cut tungsten with a water jet
Of course it can. There's nothing remarkable about tungsten compared to other metals, that would make it unable to be cut. Tungsten carbide on the other hand, it would have a very hard time, unless you used CBN media in the machine. (Or diamond.)
well.... it's slow to cut it. What do you think the waterjet nozzle is made out of :P
It's also consumable, because it gets cut. Slowly.
Ok
A: where did he get an ostrich bone?
B:why would dry bone emulate arm??
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Love the content boys! Keep em coming!
Thats the wildest way to spatchcock a turkey. Thanksgiving must be an amazing event with you guys around.
Don't Waste Those Pancakes Just Eat Them.
@Logan Teo Why Not
My man packing on those COVID pounds.
@Keep it Moving, Buddy Believe me, I'm married with kids and you need to lose that weight ASAP. The longer you have it, the harder it is to get rid of.
@Keep it Moving, Buddy You'll never drink enough to forget the shit she put you through. Get healthy and let the past be the past.
@Keep it Moving, Buddy nah that’s just being lazy and making excuses.
The crude science and cruder safety make this channel
Between this, General Conference, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, I think people can finally understand Utah.
The “10 pillows.. so I put 30 pillows in” cracked me up 😂
I am no engineer, but.... I see some issues with the guillotine. It needs to be able to cut all the way through the bottom plate and it needs to be on bearings. Maybe a little higher also.
I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure the sliding metal sound is essential to function
I don't think the French put them on bearings
@@skipfred I don't think the boys from Utah are French.
@@travisk5589 Lol fair enough
Gentlemen, cooking pancakes is never dumb. Brilliant, awesome, sweeet, but never dumb. I would eat all those even after the Guillotine.
I loaded them all in a garbage sack and hid them in Dan’s car. I’m sure he’d give you a few
Whenever they really want to dull the hell out of the blade, I'd love to see the guillotine deal with one of those tungsten cubes everyone has these days.
What?
I don’t think it would do much
Come on guys, no body Guillotines pack cakes with out Maple syrup damnit lol
Imagine driving by and seeing a few blokes with a pile of pancakes on a guillotine.
It's called split. I cut meat for a living. Love the channel guys!!! Happy Holidays!!
But would it cut tungsten??
8:15 when Mitch is reaching and leaning under that blade I get terrified. Better safe than sorry. Like he's handling. Loading firearm. Plus I miss them so much I just come back and watch old videos
I like the expertise of the guy to tell so much about the animal by the taste.
The glass in the TV is great to shoot. It turns a chunk of glass into powder.
The guy licking the bones is hilarious 😂
Stack of pancakes vs guillotine
Deadpool approves 👍
He's the guy I was thinking of who made a bunch of pancakes one time. I had forgotten it was him.
@@MyChannelOnThisSite 372,844 pancakes to be precise 😆
This man was making pancakes out of a 10 gallon jug. Sounds like a good day to me
I needed that tv for my atari...damn
upgraded version of the femur breaker ohno
Alright man I swear to god when I saw the start of the video I was wondering if I put my arm in there and immediately my question was answered, these guys are the best
This is art
Best video this year so far 😂😂🤘🏻👌🏻👏🏻
Do cans of butane instead of lighters!!!!
Dont most lighters contain butane?
@@AusyG yes, but refill canisters contain much more of it! Bigger fireballs!
Butane is a bastard gas
You guys should rent this out for parties!
"This is our guillotine."
"Hey I need something to prop this torch up with."
"How about this gourd I found in the middle of the concrete jungle?"
If the V of your blade was inverted (to make an |/\| shape) it couldn't be deflected nearly as easily (it would align as it drops) and whatever it sliced would be drawn to the center, rather than away
First thing broken within 40 seconds, nice and to the point
I know a few rich people I wouldn't mind seeing in that guillotine 🤔
I know a few A holes who could just lay right in the middle of that guillotine
Guillotining people is horrific.
@@MyChannelOnThisSite so is people starving to death or dying of preventable illnesses because some greedy bastard needs a 6th yacht.
I wanna see you guys cut some tungsten with the water jet. Curious to see how long it would take.
Safe to say, they have a rat infestation now.
10:01 I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣
Starving kids in Africa: lol he make pankake go brr.
The graham cracker towers looked like the garbage towers in Wall-E
Such a waste of food. My fridge& cupboards are empty and so this video actually made me cry.
That’s definitely cutting your leg off lol look at what it did to that tv man! 🤣
You guys brought the medieval time back in 2020.
We have many things to cut, including a Mitchel! 😂
You can revolutionize the death row thing...six guys at a time. Save some taxpayers dollars
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that thing makes the craziest noise when it falls lmao
that pancake thing has me speechless
ideas for the next guillotine vids:
-stack of car tires
-stack of CDs
-stack of vinyl records (the crap ones at goodwill that nobody wants)
-lego structure
-lithium batteries
-smartphones
-stack of (full) soda cans
-pizza (frozen or cooked)
-baby car seat
-skeleton in balistics gel
Oh, and of course, an old waterjet
just browsing reddit listening to this in background only to look up at 0:33 to see a tv get guillotined out of now where lol
the anxiety they must feel when putting their hands under the guillotine
sounds cool as it comes down. imagine thats the last sound you hear!
"Your leg bone in 3-2-1!" Lol!
That turkey angle at 5:45 kinda looked liked Pumpkin head from those movies
not sure what they expected putting a metal pole in the middle of the pancakes lmao
cutting poultry in half like that is called spatchcocking
When all this covid stuff is over I think it would be awesome for you guys to do a video with gavin and Dan at the slow mo guys
What are you smoking today to have the giggles like that? Lol
wow, i was NOT expecting it to just plow through that tv.
Imagine you have a dispute with somebody and he parks this trailer in front of your house.
Corridor Digital (Guillotine Channel) has their work cut out for them, you both should guest on eachother's channels :P
Pun intended?
Mitchell is like the star of the show lol
This dude is a comedian
What's that old willys CJ3B doing behind you at 5:17
Pancakes, you guys are maniacs 😆😆
BEST CHANNEL EVER!!!!!😁😁😁
5:37 Spatchcock or Butterfly.
Imagine your boss coming to work and seeing that. And you find out he’s French
I love how he relabeled a cow bone as a beef bone, even though cow bone is more correct
Wonder how this would fare against a block of tungsten
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
YUH!
Is he just an elf from the divinity series with this ability to read memory from bone
(Joke in bound) Now let's find some politicians! Cuts to FBI beating the stuffing out of me. Just in case it wasn't a joke.
Seeing all those crackers get destroyed just killed me a bit inside.
Not even from a moral “you’re wasting food!” Standpoint, I just wish I could’ve had them
Sounds like you need to grease up the rails or something so it could slide smoother.
i love the minnesota vikings hat
No safety glasses...I like your style. 😂😂😲👍
4:44 ah the number of encouragement
MAKE IT GO FASTER! GRAVITY IS GREAT AN ALL BUT YOU COULD EASILY ADD A PULLEY AT THE TOP AND TWO ON THE SIDES, THE ONES ON THE SIDES ARE TO ADD CABLES ATTACHED TO SPRINGS AND THE ONE AT THE TOP IS TO BE ABLE TO LIFT THE BLADE AGAINST THE SPRING TENSION!