Elaine Ruins Her Friend's Relationship | The Chinese Woman | Seinfeld

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  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 8 месяцев назад +31

    4:02 The way Kramer yells out “Yeah!” always cracked me up.

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 8 месяцев назад +114

    Elaine sounds like she's calling from a fighter jet..

    • @tuxedomask7071
      @tuxedomask7071 7 месяцев назад

      It's all part of a subtle agenda to make u join the army!!! 😜

  • @variable57
    @variable57 8 месяцев назад +73

    The long talker, the close talker, the high talker, the dirty talker - I love Seinfeld

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 8 месяцев назад +166

    Funniest thing is Kramer trying to get naureen's life in order 😂

  • @DavidBaggaShorts
    @DavidBaggaShorts 8 месяцев назад +133

    I love how the first thing Kramer does is not encourage her to find another guy who’s not a long talker, but instead go right back into the army.
    LMAO best show ever 😂

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 8 месяцев назад +3

      3:55 He has a point, though, and he's more reasonable than Elaine breaking two relationships of her friend (2:42).

    • @KyleMerolla
      @KyleMerolla 8 месяцев назад +1

      Kramer was in the Army so it makes sense

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 7 месяцев назад +1

      Especially odd is that he has a thing for her but is fine with her leaving to go in the army.

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 8 месяцев назад +175

    Truly hilarious that Seinfeld gave so many famous phrases like high talker ,low talker ,the re gifter!!! And many more 😂😂

    • @NachosElectric
      @NachosElectric 8 месяцев назад +16

      Man Hands, double dip...

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 8 месяцев назад +16

      High-talker, low-talker, long-talker, close-talker...

    • @KarlosEPM
      @KarlosEPM 8 месяцев назад +8

      The Pig-man

    • @PokeBowl82
      @PokeBowl82 8 месяцев назад +14

      The anti-dentite

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 8 месяцев назад +14

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 8 месяцев назад +38

    Yes Paul, it is unseasonably warm today!!!

  • @danielgreenleaf
    @danielgreenleaf 8 месяцев назад +44

    2:33
    *Turns to Elaine* “So you thought he was boring?”
    Effin’ classic! 😂😂

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 8 месяцев назад +212

    Always love Kramer of all people dispensing advice to Noreen about structure and discipline! 🤣🤣

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 8 месяцев назад +7

      3:55 He has a point, though.

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 8 месяцев назад +8

      Next, he’ll be putting her on the da Vinci sleep schedule.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@keithwilson6060 🤣🤣🤣

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 8 месяцев назад +4

      Well he was in the army…briefly.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@12Blueace 😂😂😂 Me thinks America was better off letting Cosmo be a civilian!

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny 8 месяцев назад +38

    Boy they really did a number on Noreen lol

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 7 месяцев назад +10

    A very rare moment for Jerry to have an entire monologue related to morals.

  • @Justin-j6u
    @Justin-j6u 8 месяцев назад +13

    Noreen was hilarious on in living color t.v. comedy show in the late 80's.😂

  • @12Blueace
    @12Blueace 8 месяцев назад +42

    It’s rather ironic how Kramer calls Elaine out about her destructive behavior over Norene when his reputation proceeds him, mostly on Jerry.

    • @BillByrne-he9in
      @BillByrne-he9in 3 месяца назад

      That's genius comedy writing, Larry David all over it

    • @robthomas1597
      @robthomas1597 2 месяца назад

      Hypocritical more than ironic

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 8 месяцев назад +19

    Kramer getting the best of Elaine in the end haha chefs kiss 😘

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 8 месяцев назад +36

    So there’s the Close Talker, the Non-talker with the pirate shirt, the High Talker, and the Long Talker.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 8 месяцев назад +20

      Low talker.

    • @rachray83
      @rachray83 8 месяцев назад +17

      The puffy shirt lady was low-talker

  • @alinr5440
    @alinr5440 7 месяцев назад +8

    I feel for Norene with these two giving advice😂😂😂

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 8 месяцев назад +6

    One of the best episodes this one to many awesome lines

  • @cootriley6
    @cootriley6 8 месяцев назад +104

    Elaine is one-good looking woman...

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 8 месяцев назад +14

    First, you encouraged her to join the army. She did.

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever 8 месяцев назад +16

    She'll have qualified officers telling her what to do!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamwilson6499
    @williamwilson6499 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:23 The disappearing George scene. Ever notice that George walks off camera and doesn’t enter into the conversation about Kramer going commando?
    Kramer comes in and gives a quick look at George but doesn’t say anything to him. Always wondered why they kept this discontinuity in.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 8 месяцев назад +4

    The car running out of gas is gold

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu6175 8 месяцев назад +19

    4:02 WHAT ELSE???😂😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 месяцев назад +4

    I've worked with people like this.
    I've been in the office seeing other people talk to them and literally see them try and turn their hips to leave and the guy just keeps on talking. 🤣

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 7 месяцев назад +13

    Listen, Paul! The car seems to be running out of gas (turning hair dryer on and off)!! 😂

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Well, yes, it has been unseasonably cool lately.” 😂

  • @cziegl3r
    @cziegl3r 8 месяцев назад +11

    Going back to the army after youve gone awol... solid.

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 8 месяцев назад +8

    Poor Noreen sure knows how to pick them... 😜

  • @AdamZimmerman-c6i
    @AdamZimmerman-c6i 3 месяца назад

    2:22 the slow reveal of Noreen’s horrified expression 😂

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 8 месяцев назад +11

    It has been unseasonably cold lately.

  • @facm4499
    @facm4499 8 месяцев назад +17

    2:22 S T O P ⛔🤣

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 6 месяцев назад

    That jaw dropping look Noreen gives to Elaine😂

  • @crashmer
    @crashmer 8 месяцев назад +2

    She should have consulted with Jerry apparently 😂

  • @Rookies333
    @Rookies333 2 месяца назад

    YOU FEEL👹
    I ❤ her facial expression

  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo3557 8 месяцев назад +10

    Elaine talke too much 😂

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 8 месяцев назад +7

    You better make sure never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 7 месяцев назад +2

      Frank Costanza's lawyer will save the day

  • @cwisthbulpabont7749
    @cwisthbulpabont7749 8 месяцев назад

    I like the "Get the..." at the end

  • @gmarounf7472
    @gmarounf7472 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is what happens when you have zero faith in yourself.
    "He who cannot obey himself, will be commanded..."

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 8 месяцев назад +4

    Elaine ruined a few relationships and people life, who amongst them payed the Highest price ….. 🥁 roll
    Russell - when he joined Greenpeace

  • @MrsSheffield
    @MrsSheffield 7 месяцев назад +4

    Elaine was the worst friend ever! Who needs enemies when you have “friends” like her.

  • @michaelmarceau4863
    @michaelmarceau4863 8 месяцев назад +8

    Encourage her to join the army. 😂😅😂😅

    • @H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150
      @H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150 8 месяцев назад +3

      She was lost…. Then you tell her to go AWOL! We’ll she looks like she wasn’t having any fun.

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 8 месяцев назад

      You better make sure you don’t tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn bridge.

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love you Jerry Seinfeld

  • @DiBaozi
    @DiBaozi 5 месяцев назад

    I’ve met a long talker before at church. She was so boring my exit strategy used to be seeing any one of my friends in the distance. Now it’s “oh gotta pick up my kids now”

  • @dyardsale5475
    @dyardsale5475 8 месяцев назад +1

    Problems caused by using old corded phones.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 5 месяцев назад

    Cue Elaine pushing Kramer all over the set ;)

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 месяца назад

    My brother is a long talker and it’s absolutely agonizing. There are times we are watching something and then all of the sudden he starts talking about a movie or a game I don’t know about and he’s like “hey you know about this?”
    And I’m like “nah” and he immediately just goes off on this 7 page monologue about it and I’m like well there goes 30 minutes

  • @MotherJust4Fun-Take5
    @MotherJust4Fun-Take5 8 месяцев назад +1

    very funny

  • @gheorghenegreanu8409
    @gheorghenegreanu8409 8 месяцев назад +2

    If you have to take life advices from any of the gang members, then you are truly lost. None of them have a clue what to do with their life😂

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 8 месяцев назад +1

      They're a gang? A jew gang?

    • @VideoAmericanStyle
      @VideoAmericanStyle 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun …only Jerry is Jewish.

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@VideoAmericanStyle George has a jewish mother, but he doesn't follow any beliefs. His actor is jewish. Elaine and Kramer are not jewish, but Elaine's actor has partial jewish ancestry. Kramer's actor is most likely Seinfeld's secret real life brother though. Larry David is jewish so the whole show is anyway.

    • @gheorghenegreanu8409
      @gheorghenegreanu8409 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Not to mention blacks😉

    • @zzc8505
      @zzc8505 3 месяца назад

      @@VideoAmericanStyle nope, not the only one

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 2 месяца назад

    in the end Noreen is trying to kill herself. Man in cape saves her and helps her to get back from edge of Brooklyn Bridge.
    Noreen : Who are you ?
    Larry David : I am Frank Costanza`s lawyer

  • @realhoffatrissla7819
    @realhoffatrissla7819 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love Seinfeld!

  • @stevecraven4596
    @stevecraven4596 3 месяца назад

    Kramer? YEEEAAAHH!

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 8 месяцев назад +2

    Kramer 😂

  • @Rafael26926
    @Rafael26926 8 месяцев назад +1

    I still wonder why jerry didnt just say hello

  • @SuperWilliwill
    @SuperWilliwill 2 месяца назад

    The character "Naureen" is played by Kelly Coffield who went on to become a part of the cast of "In Living Color", along with Jim Carey , Tommy Davidson, David Alan Grier T'Keyah Crystal Keymah and the Wayans Brothers.

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport 13 дней назад

      She actually did in living color before her 2 episodes on Seinfeld

  • @redacted2275
    @redacted2275 8 месяцев назад +3

    2:42 EIaine is self-centered.

  • @H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150
    @H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150 8 месяцев назад +6

    Did you just say the rines were crossed?

  • @RFergusson
    @RFergusson 7 месяцев назад +7

    Seinfeld gaslit us that this show was about nothing. It’s actually about horrible narcissistic people.

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc3365 8 месяцев назад +6

    I love Elaine 😂

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 8 месяцев назад

    Elaine has a record

    • @CoCotheTurtle
      @CoCotheTurtle 8 месяцев назад +1

      #36 on the Hot 100, January 8, 1997.

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 8 месяцев назад +7

    First upload with the 16:9 cropped aspect ratio? Nah not for me, please go back to the OG 4:3 where we can see the whole thing!

  • @KennyLandersJr
    @KennyLandersJr 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love Seinfeld!🙌🏽

  • @markosva3eko251
    @markosva3eko251 8 месяцев назад

    the only thing tough about chewy is looking at him

  • @mariospenard5125
    @mariospenard5125 8 месяцев назад

    Kramer is the best! ❤

  • @ATXviIIIe
    @ATXviIIIe 6 месяцев назад

    Jerry caring about anything is disappointing

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver 8 месяцев назад +3

    Before caller ID.

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 8 месяцев назад +1

    Low talkers, high talkers, long talkers

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 7 месяцев назад +1

    is this after larry david left

  • @stephenwhitfield2679
    @stephenwhitfield2679 8 месяцев назад

    What are the chances of Kramer signing up for the army?

    • @BillByrne-he9in
      @BillByrne-he9in 3 месяца назад

      He was in the army briefly and doesn't wanna talk about it

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m free, I’m unfettered. I Feel like a naked innocent boy, rrrroaming the countryside!

  • @wizofauzz
    @wizofauzz 7 месяцев назад +2

    Does anyone else think Paul is insane to accuse his girlfriend of cheating mere weeks into a relationship?

  • @MikeG42
    @MikeG42 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is one of five episodes no longer on network tv and deemed "offensive" , the other episodes The Wooden Indian , The Wife and the two episodes in LA when Kramer is accused of being the Smog Strangler. Edit : All good episodes too.

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 8 месяцев назад +2

      How is this episode offensive?

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 8 месяцев назад

    I’d rather have a high talker.

  • @denzname
    @denzname 8 месяцев назад +7

    Single women can't help but keep other women single 🙃

  • @Sylvie-w4r
    @Sylvie-w4r 3 месяца назад

    Where does a man find a women who defers to him in 2024?

  • @user-br3ou2cs9o
    @user-br3ou2cs9o 8 месяцев назад +1

    😄😄

  • @irinabrezeanu343
    @irinabrezeanu343 8 месяцев назад

    ❤😂🎉

  • @emilyx8377
    @emilyx8377 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks to climate change, it's unseasonably warm all the time. Paul and I would have a lot to talk about now.

  • @Ronin969
    @Ronin969 3 месяца назад

    Make Kramer Great Again!

  • @A.I.Friends
    @A.I.Friends 3 месяца назад

    Jerks wonder why bad things happen to them.

  • @paulk8072
    @paulk8072 2 месяца назад

    Elaine is wifey material.

  • @klipkultur3680
    @klipkultur3680 8 месяцев назад

    Creepy Kramer here...

  • @PaulTerry-l8x
    @PaulTerry-l8x 8 месяцев назад +1

    Noreen needs an extreme make over...

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 8 месяцев назад

      She's fine. Don't bring modern ghettoism into it

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 8 месяцев назад +2

      To be honest.....i never understood what Kramer saw in her! 🤔

    • @PaulTerry-l8x
      @PaulTerry-l8x 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@rattus3102 🤣

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 8 месяцев назад +1

    Seinfeld doesn't age well.

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 8 месяцев назад +5

      Are u serious? This is better than any of the shows today, in fact is one of the top 5 shows off all time.

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 8 месяцев назад

      @@brannonomara You're absolutely right. It is better than a lot of today's shows. But I don't believe that it aged well at all. 🤷‍♀️

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@sunnyscott4876 okay, fair point

  • @judithryle2113
    @judithryle2113 8 месяцев назад

    Hated that show especially elaine

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 7 месяцев назад +3

      Then why are you here watching the video?

  • @nsrmnm3099
    @nsrmnm3099 8 месяцев назад

    Jerry are🫵🏽🫵🏽a Jew or a Zionist???

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson7756 8 месяцев назад

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖📡❤️❤️❤️📺📺❤️📡❤️📺📺📺📺📺💗📡📡📡

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels 8 месяцев назад +6

    Mrs. Costanza: "I was duped!". Cheers! 🥨

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 8 месяцев назад +8

    Elaine is terrible🤣💯👍