The Cantaloupe & The Chiropractor | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2024
- "I think I swallowed a fly!"
From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 'The Ex-Girlfriend': Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"I don't return fruit -- fruit is a gamble, I know that going in."
A man's gotta have a code
yes.. avocados, too! they're always a gamble. I always buy two in case one is bad
I suppose you want restitution? Look, bad fruit is an act of God. You got a complaint -- take it up with Him.
The way Jason delivered that "I pay what I say" is gold
I don’t need to see a chiropractor anymore , I just take a daily swim in the east river
what's that smell?
anyone else smell that?
I like to go out and float around to mess with people.
I think I saw you floating by. Well, I saw something floating by. You weren't doing much swimming.
George Costanza is forever the rebel 😂
"but you're a *cashier*"... The line that launched the show, according to Jerry
"Touch this, feel that, 75 bucks!'
George didn't have medical insurance? In N.Y.C.? 🥨
Now its like $750.
" I pay what I say" I would love to live in George's world..
YOU'RE A CASHIER!
Best part of this episode.
Her accent is the best
This fly swallowing thing reminds me of the summer of George 😂
Only Kramer can return a fruit no one else can dare to go on such an adventure 😂
Apparently Joe changed his policy on fruit return between this episode and The Mango!
Yknow, I was thinking the exact same thing😅
Because Kramer was a habitual fruit-returner.
Joe finally had enough and set that rule.
Cantaloupe like this should be taken out of circulation 😂😂😂😂
What, am I seeing Sinatra in there 😂😂
....am i being entertained? 😂😂
Back when Kramer was still allowed to shop at Joe's.
How can anyone not like this
George is wrong for not paying the full price.
But at the same time he's right. That bill was bullsht.
Well, it’s a first time visit.
@@12Blueace and for me would be a last. 30 years later only costs me $15 to see a doctor and they usually do more then 2 minutes
He's either wrong or right, pick one genius.
Do we know if George has insurance?
@@LordTalax Wrong - he's wrong and right
Its amazing how they followed through with the Joe character arc 3 seasons later after that one small cantaloupe bit lol.
I can understand George freaking out about swallowing a fly...that's flippin' NASTY! 🤣🤣
What do i do?!
WHAT CAN HAPPEN?!?
You'r a cashier . Epic one 😂
No way a privately owned produce stand is is charging half the price of a corporately owned supermarket. That's backwards.
not in USA for sure, but in Europe they do
Georgie boy only likes mango slices not cantaloupe 😂
Oh, hello, DOC-TA!
George is hilarious🤣💯👍
The doctor probably didn't care for George's "doctor" with the tone of sarcasm...
the days when you had to really dial numbers at home.. that's the funniest thing here to me now
Awesome!
"i pay what i want to" said every desi uncle that ever lived
Love George's book picks
Those were the days when we had house phones 😊
Definitely the good old days 😊
Kramer needs to learn "no means NO!"
🎶 There was George Costanza who swallowed a fly.
Perhaps he'll die. 🎵
I watched this episode on TV last night!
I remember going to the local fruit stand with my mom when I was younger until the guy moved outta town, God those were the days...
Gotta have the Sein notifications on. 😁
Love the sein
King 🫡😎
its all about the hips 😂
Kramer and his fresh fruit
Taste This
I kind of wish we saw more of Marlene in the series.
Definitely not because I’m seduced by her voice
She's a casheer!
was she the same lady in the speed dial episode? The womn who called him Jerome?
Is that extra sitting at the counter at the very end the actor that played Susan's father?
I have a huge crush on Elaine
Why are these all 5:12 long?
😂😂
Cantaloupe from Rocky Ford, CO in August 😋👍!!
The delicate Gen-ius!!
Wrong episode.
Now it's 250$ for nothing
Hello.
Jerry is right. You can't do these things in comedy anymore (I mean the scene and way its put it down, of course)
Marlene 🤩
Isn't that Susan's father sitting at the counter in the end? Is that in purpose?
Nope
What was Kramer job,was he rich,or what mystery to me hmmm
How was 90s sitcoms poor ,afford a flat in NYC alone n always in cafes n go golfing but has no job
Not paying the meal... For the fly.. Could be a good twist.
Dumb
Weird edit….
This is when the show sucked.
The laugh track makes it unbearable to watch
Filmed before a live studio audience. Real people, real laughing.
Ok
Get over it.
George: cough cough, i think i swallowed a fly at 4:47 LOL
It really is all in the hips!