This Island Is Cursed

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  • Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
  • Cryptoland creators are not happy. They have resorted to legal threats, DMCA strikes and misrepresenting information. Don't worry though, we got the receipts.
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Комментарии • 873

  • @dragons_advocate
    @dragons_advocate 2 года назад +1332

    "Mental maturity should be enough"
    Translation: NOBODY on this island is allowed to have sex.

    • @urthface
      @urthface 2 года назад +37

      Bis interpretation of that answer

    • @bgBlea
      @bgBlea 2 года назад +25

      XD

    • @dang.9209
      @dang.9209 2 года назад +98

      That's probably for the best.

    • @ninjacom3
      @ninjacom3 2 года назад +62

      Nah you just watch. If this ever gets off the ground it will be Epstein 2: Crypto boogaloo.

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 2 года назад +47

      No one on this virtual island's bound to be having sex outside of it either.

  • @TheDarkMaster123
    @TheDarkMaster123 2 года назад +1282

    Someone should tell Nintendo they used their music to sell a different product. They’ll more than likely take care of Cryptoland for us

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 года назад +245

      I just imagined Mario stamping on that stupid coins face and that made me happy, thanks for that.

    • @jdevlin1910
      @jdevlin1910 2 года назад +146

      @@Naptosis Nintendo legal has a much heavier foot

    • @kidoren1395
      @kidoren1395 2 года назад +173

      @@jdevlin1910 Honestly this, for a family friendly company, the legal team they have sure as hell ain't family friendly.

    • @TheDarkMaster123
      @TheDarkMaster123 2 года назад +101

      Mario is Nintendo’s Lawyer. He’s a Plumber and a Doctor, why not add Lawyer to that list

    • @mattsepan6274
      @mattsepan6274 2 года назад +83

      Nintendo nukes Cryptoland let's fucking go

  • @everwake2689
    @everwake2689 2 года назад +359

    I wonder which of these scenarios will be the most likely outcome of Crypto Island:
    1. Fentanyl ODs leading to arrests and long sentences in a foreign jail.
    2. Cryptobro knife fight at a beach party resulting in death.
    3. Pirates.

    • @MrNickLancelot
      @MrNickLancelot 2 года назад +48

      4, All the above

    • @user-we1fk4ul5o
      @user-we1fk4ul5o 2 года назад +28

      Fentanyl? Nah man, these are opiate pill bros for sure. You can just feel the “I take OxyContin with alcohol to party” vibe wafting off of them

    • @markmitchell590
      @markmitchell590 2 года назад +21

      5. The Loli revolution where barely AoC qt3.14s take over the island and turn it into a gynocratic Singapore.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 года назад +17

      @@user-we1fk4ul5o bootleg oxys are often fentanyl or contain fentanyl (which is also an opiate but extremely powerful compared to oxycontin).

    • @roberthebert2826
      @roberthebert2826 2 года назад +23

      don't forget being swept off the island by a Monsoon

  • @EatMeBeatMeMusic
    @EatMeBeatMeMusic 2 года назад +505

    Them issuing DMCA claims is hilarious considering their launch video contains portions of John Williams’ Superman theme and music from one of the Super Mario games.

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle 2 года назад +63

      Also Axel F

    • @BerkKayhan
      @BerkKayhan 2 года назад +84

      @@Carnyzzle and some wack ass covers from grease 😂

    • @borkguy
      @borkguy 2 года назад +23

      @@BerkKayhan yes thank you, god that was awful

    • @lang_games
      @lang_games 2 года назад +27

      When the helicopter flies toward the island they haven't bought yet it sounds like Jurassic Park theme bout to drop haha

    • @KiraTV1
      @KiraTV1  2 года назад +154

      Their unlisted original video I have access to literally has the jurassic park music too, not even a slightly altered one but legit the real one

  • @SoundBubble
    @SoundBubble 2 года назад +521

    I did not expect gambling to be illegal in Fiji, but it certainly shows how incredibly stupid this idea is. I don't know what drugs you have to be on to get this far into a project and even fail at the most basic checks. It's like trying to open a cannabis store in the UK and be surprised why the cops are your first customers.

    • @surpriseraisin5892
      @surpriseraisin5892 2 года назад +60

      Haha, exactly correct. It never occurred to me that gambling would be illegal in fiji, but that just makes this project more hilarious

    • @Vincent_Van_Vega
      @Vincent_Van_Vega 2 года назад +68

      I was the one who made the research into Fiji Law and sent to Kira. Witchcraft and Sorcery is also prohibited in FIJI

    • @supertaoman12
      @supertaoman12 2 года назад +35

      is blockchain technology considered witchcraft? it should be

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 2 года назад +6

      @@Vincent_Van_Vega wait really thats kinda stupid

    • @gworfish
      @gworfish 2 года назад +7

      @@Vincent_Van_Vega well listening to some crypto bros it's sorcery, so that's another strike again the plan. lol

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 2 года назад +233

    Gotta love the dude that came back in the asset tweet and asked, "What's the age of consent in Cryptoland again?"

    • @defaultdamaja
      @defaultdamaja Год назад +1

      also - pretty sure u can't defame an island... i expect actual lawyers will agree

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 Год назад +1

      @@defaultdamaja, mayhaps, but I think the argument would go more towards the business and not the land. Regardless, a lot of statements made by the community were them refeeding Cryptoland's own comments and logic back at them, or remarking on their oversight of very basic ideas. Idk if the community defamed the project as much as Cryptoland defamed themselves. Idr because the topic is so far in the past that I could be very mistaken.

  • @silvercat18
    @silvercat18 2 года назад +475

    So, if someone owns the Earth 2 tiles for the Island, does that mean they technically own Cryptoland already?

    • @CALLMEDEM0N
      @CALLMEDEM0N 2 года назад +60

      No, but they can make their "own" Holo-Cryptoland.

    • @Nazylexx
      @Nazylexx 2 года назад +52

      According to your question, I think they own Cryptoland2 tiles
      But you need to ask non-financial advisor Arya2 non-realty

    • @surpriseraisin5892
      @surpriseraisin5892 2 года назад +30

      Paying for the tile(s) that contain that island would be the ultimate speculative investment. It's a huge gamble that the land will even be purchased to be turned into Cryptoland, and then you have to trust that Earth 2 will work out as well. You just know someone out there is thinking it's a good idea right now. Bet the tile sells haha. RIP that poor fool

    • @demacherius1
      @demacherius1 2 года назад +13

      No because you dont own anything other than tiles on a grid. The map behind the grid is totaly irrelevant to the grid.

    • @bencegergohocz5988
      @bencegergohocz5988 2 года назад +14

      They own cryptoland 2. It's truely the future.

  • @kevinhoffmann2084
    @kevinhoffmann2084 2 года назад +314

    Companies who take legal ways instantly when someone says their opinion about their project make them look shady.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 2 года назад +6

      form of deflection. Although some do it to delay their scam and make as much money before they fail or run away

    • @elitereptilian200
      @elitereptilian200 2 года назад

      nah mate, this is totally legit brah!

    • @Relocklabs
      @Relocklabs 2 года назад

      unless your Nintendo, they're spotless

    • @krist8362
      @krist8362 2 года назад

      I hope the legal team message me ill happily tell them to fuck off

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 2 года назад

      if their legal team emails me i'd probably tell them to actually go legal
      i'd personally provide evidence as to cause legal issues for them

  • @haramsaddam238
    @haramsaddam238 2 года назад +116

    I hope Carlos Matos sues and manages to win before the creators inevitably fall of the face of the earth with the money. He already lost his life savings to another scam and making an example of cryptoland in court would be a worthy redemption arc.

    • @jackwilson5542
      @jackwilson5542 2 года назад +21

      It is ironic they are making fun of him, all while creating another scam similar to BCC...

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 года назад +8

      Bitconeeeeeeeecct!!!

    • @61eriggs
      @61eriggs 2 года назад

      @@jackwilson5542 Scams are not the way they used to be. uh-uh, No no no. They are coming and they are coming in waves!

    • @YukaAkemi
      @YukaAkemi 2 года назад +6

      I hope he does sue to get some money out of this, Carlos is still neck deep in the crypto spaces and trying his luck with more crypto ventures, not learning his lesson after losing his money to bitconnet when it tanked, he tried to make the bitconnet clips as nfts to milk what fame he got from the vid being memed and himself being a living meme, but got into legal trouble with bitconnet since they own the video and he had to scrap the project. Feel bad for him, dude is so desperate and far lost and keeps joining more crypto ventures and promoting his own nfts without doing research into if he was allowed to mint the clips in the first place, just blind hope, he rly did not learn his lesson

  • @playahsan
    @playahsan 2 года назад +46

    I just can't wait for Internet Historian episode on this place. It will be epic.

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 2 года назад +3

      He did come to my mind during Kiras first episode

    • @soggytoast111
      @soggytoast111 2 года назад +4

      Unfortunately it probably won't even get far enough to be interesting. All that's going to happen is they are going to mint some NFTs and then just disappear with the money. Once those NFTs get sold we're never going to hear about Cryptoland again.

  • @Saieras
    @Saieras 2 года назад +26

    Scammers: DO YUOR OWN RESERCH!!!1!
    Everyone else: Careful what you wish for.

  • @sliceofheaven3026
    @sliceofheaven3026 2 года назад +156

    So they are selling digital property for a island that they dont own using also digital images that they dont own. This doesnt sound shady at all.

    • @TheMordgan
      @TheMordgan 2 года назад +20

      BUT WAIT. People are actually willing to give them money! That's the bad part.

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 2 года назад +14

      BUT IT'S WEB 3.0, OLD LAWS WON'T APPLY
      every cryptobro ever

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 2 года назад +6

      And music they don't own, AI TTS from voices they don't own....etc etc

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 2 года назад +2

      It's honestly funny how Kira refused to call them a scam and "gave them the benefit of doubt" in another video of his when imo this cryptoland bullshit is shadier and more obviously a scam than earth two or dreamworld.

  • @voxkine9385
    @voxkine9385 2 года назад +69

    Nothing screams “success” quite like threatening to sue people for sharing opinions about your stuff…

    • @firstnamelastnamesb
      @firstnamelastnamesb 2 года назад +6

      It's not even opinions in a lot of these cases, it's provable facts.

  • @TrashwareArt
    @TrashwareArt 2 года назад +190

    Cryptobros having unreal expectations and freaking out at the first downturn? What makes you think that will happen?

    • @fuzzyd9320
      @fuzzyd9320 2 года назад +9

      Paper hands?

    • @markmitchell590
      @markmitchell590 2 года назад +1

      Never, ever, in any /makeit/ thread, have I seen "go and live on an island with my cryptobros" as one of the goals.

    • @Tnscla
      @Tnscla 2 года назад +8

      @@fuzzyd9320 Pepe hands?

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 2 года назад +1

      jazz hands in panic.

    • @SiisKolkytEuroo
      @SiisKolkytEuroo 2 года назад

      Why do people use "bros" as if it's a bad word?

  • @tyisamess
    @tyisamess 2 года назад +186

    There’s no way cryptoland is not a scam 😂

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 2 года назад +21

      Arya is investing, so we know it must be.

    • @danielc9967
      @danielc9967 2 года назад +7

      I don’t think it’s a scam, however its greatly underplanned and has next to 0 chances of becoming a reality even if they get the funding. It’ll just be like the fyre festival

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 2 года назад

      They could start by building themselves a fully historical castle using historical methods (through unpaid labour of archeology and engineering students) for a fraction of the cost (partially covered by a grant) and turn it into a crypto-feudal-domain to try the idea first but scaling doesn't matter when you're trying to pull off a scam.

    • @space_audits
      @space_audits 2 года назад +10

      @@danielc9967 So, a scam, then?

    • @danielc9967
      @danielc9967 2 года назад

      @@space_audits Well it isn’t starting as one, but would most likely end as one.

  • @oliver_twistor
    @oliver_twistor 2 года назад +256

    Regarding the age of consent tweet, even with the most benign interpretation they are completely off base. In most jurisdictions, a child cannot decide without consent from their legal guardians to go to some remote island.

    • @abhorrentweeaboo4104
      @abhorrentweeaboo4104 2 года назад +26

      Some countries have lower AOC for example in Europe the average is usually 16 in some south American countries it goes from 15 to 16 so the tweet might be refering to people from those countries.
      But then again how many teenagers are crypto millionaires Let alone interested in investing?
      You could probably count it on your hand Something is definitely Sus about that tweet.

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 2 года назад +35

      @@abhorrentweeaboo4104 There are even lower ones, if memory serves, in my country (still Europe), the universal AOC is 14, but if all participants are below 14, then it goes down to 12. So, teenagers doing the dirty so to speak is pretty normal here, nobody bats an eye if some 15 or 16 old already had sex.
      With that being said, the tweet is still shady af, because pedos often use that line of logic to somehow convince themselves that preteen little kids in the single digit age group can consent...

    • @clownworld5474
      @clownworld5474 2 года назад +48

      I doubt the island will be outside the law of Fiji. Yeah they 'bought the island' but I'm sure Fiji will retain legal authority over the island. That said it's probably a moot point as it will never happen anyway

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 2 года назад +30

      If a parent still has to sign a permission slip to authorize a school to take their child on a field trip to a museum, a remote island is completely out of the question. But yeah, that tweet is incredibly sus considering they didn't provide that initial context the first time around, the question was AOC _within_ Cryptoland, not _to go to_ Cryptoland, and mental maturity would have nothing to do with going to a location out of home.

    • @rudeboyjohn3483
      @rudeboyjohn3483 2 года назад +8

      I'll stick with the science of mental development, rather than looking for legal loopholes for children to f_ck.

  • @hatholraeg
    @hatholraeg 2 года назад +83

    Perfect timing, nothing fun in my subscription feed: Kira to the rescue. Thanks for making these videos, I thouroghly enjoy them!

  • @NobletheSavage
    @NobletheSavage 2 года назад +83

    Kira is not an architect , not an architectural advisor .
    I didn't think you would ever top your Earth2 commentary but here we are . Magnificent content .

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 2 года назад +19

    Ever since I saw the Cryptoland video, I kept thinking about the "Prince Ali" song that they did. It really is a fitting song choice for Cryptoland because in the movie "Aladdin", the song not only represents showing off material wealth but also represents living a lie. Prince Ali was nothing more than a facade to impress Princess Jasmine. Similarly, I believe Cryptoland is just a facade to try and impress the average internet user into buying into it.

    • @estinsidebottom
      @estinsidebottom 2 года назад

      Seeing This Comment Now Is Making Me Wonder- Is This Like That "Hand Gesture Thing" From That Wolf Of Wall Street Movie Where It Is A Message (For Those "In The Know" So To Speak) That "Yes, This In Fact All A Lie And We'll Be Rich From It!", Or Is It Just Complete And Utter Coincidence That The Song They Randomly Chose Happened To Symbolically Fit The Project In Such A Way?

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 Год назад

      Your comment is unreadable. Don't capitalize every word.

  • @threecreepio
    @threecreepio 2 года назад +75

    Edit: Removed after clarification! The license has been updated since it was used by Cryptoland.

    • @KiraTV1
      @KiraTV1  2 года назад +31

      The license was changed after this video was made and the asset was used, so the license they were using is the one the usage would fall under actually. Credit would be enough if they adhered to said license prior to that change.

    • @threecreepio
      @threecreepio 2 года назад

      @@KiraTV1 Ah, thanks for the clarification! Removed my comment.

  • @idontevenknow9758
    @idontevenknow9758 2 года назад +107

    For me personally, lying about your team is a MAJOR problem and the biggest. You're either putting people's name on a project who are no longer affiliated or is in a very minor way. Thats crazy deceptive and should be a major red flag to any investor that they do not have nearly enough experienced staff to pull this off. Lying about the staff is a major problem because to an investor, let's say they told me for this project they had a leading architect that I'm well aware of and knows they do great work only to find out they maybe took some consulting work for them but is otherwise not involved in the project. I would be fuming and demanding my money back because the person or people I'm expecting to work on this project was falsely represented to me. Just like that any trust in the company is gone. You CANNOT lie about who is in your company and how much experience you honestly have on your team. Your staff is the key to the project. Without it your project is dead in the water.

    • @7dayspking
      @7dayspking 2 года назад

      Seems a lot of smaller & indie studios actually do this, including some that have went on to release noteable and well received games. Pretty easy to understand the motivation hahahah. Like all of the Indie RPGs that market working with former Interplay & Bioware developers

    • @sasquatchman22
      @sasquatchman22 9 дней назад

      ​@@7dayspkinghave they got the island yet?

    • @7dayspking
      @7dayspking 9 дней назад

      @@sasquatchman22 I still can't figure out what your comment means. I don't think I watched through the original video, maybe I just went through the comments. I heard him mentioning an island in the video but I dunno the specifics. Made me think of reading through the fyre festival wikipedia page.

    • @sasquatchman22
      @sasquatchman22 9 дней назад

      @@7dayspking if you cannot figure out a straightforward comment that is not vague at all. Then I also have some ocean front property in Arizona I'd like to sell ya.

  • @croxmeister
    @croxmeister 2 года назад +82

    Finding out that gambling is illegal in Fiji was the cherry on the top. 🤣
    Crowd funding purchasing an island seems possible but this island is completely undeveloped it's going to take waaaay more money to build the sort of thing they selling than however much they might be able to get

    • @Vincent_Van_Vega
      @Vincent_Van_Vega 2 года назад +3

      I was the one who found that out. By the way, Witchcraft and Sorcery are also illegal in Fiji LOL

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 2 года назад +1

      As it happens, buying an island in some third world shithole is relatively cheap, comparable to buying agricultural land per area. However constructing buildings takes actual laboir and resources, and who woulda thunk, costs actual money. Even in third world shitholes, because people with marketable skills, and heavy equipment, such as that needed for construction, is still valuable evwn in a shithole, and wont be priced aignificantly lower.
      And even if you opt for building the place out of flimsy prefabs, to look like some second rate east european music festival, you have to buy transport, set up, and maintain that equipment.
      And then you didnt even conaider shit like having emergency personell on standby, or security, or hell, even catering, or cleaning.
      Hell, I would be sceptical of such a project, if it came from people with experience in organising shit like this, and being centrally funded. This is worse than a joke, because some people took it seriously.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 года назад +4

      @@Vincent_Van_Vega
      Why do you keep spamming comments about you finding it out? I feel like others likely found out alongside you as well, even if they didn't directly send the information to a source to amplify it. You seem really keen to get credited for shit like this. It's weird. Mentioning it once off-hand is fine, but replying directly to anyone talking about it just about...it's just weird.
      Also yes, I saw one of your other comments where you specified being the one to tell Kira about that law. Here, you make it sound like you were the first to find out: period. Just feels really greedy.

  • @ultrapoci
    @ultrapoci 2 года назад +47

    Earth 2 was starting to become stale, thank god for cryptobros having incredibly funny ideas every couple of months

  • @Sketchcook81
    @Sketchcook81 2 года назад +22

    I mean my god. Even IF Cryptoland was real, and that seems iffy af, this blatant use of other people's material is inexcusable and sort of bizarre.

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 2 года назад +3

      But considering the whole crypto-bro community it's hardly surprising.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 2 года назад

      It's crypto. It's basically made up of scams, pump and dump, ponzi schemes and theft.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 2 года назад +48

    I get the feeling that they think that if you buy an island, you're a new country and don't have to obey the laws (of in this case, Fiji). Rather than they've just bought some land within a country.

    • @juliasophical
      @juliasophical 2 года назад +16

      Either that, or they're hoping to repeat the success foreign businessmen had in overthrowing the Hawaiian Kingdom.

    • @JohnDBlue
      @JohnDBlue 2 года назад +7

      Would that be possible somewhere in the world? Is every land area under the sovereignty of some country, and if yes, are any typically willing to let an island go?
      But then even if they could actually just start their own country somehow, would it be legitimized by other countries? Would there be anything preventing armed forces just rolling up on the beaches of this island nation and declaring it theirs xD?

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 2 года назад +2

      @@JohnDBlue this has to be a plot for a future movie somehow.. also :add quantium computing into crypto mining and they can be a country that threatens global economic stability

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 2 года назад

      @@JohnDBlue Imagine someone actually just declares war on cryptoland in this alternate universe where it's actually happening.

  • @shadeitplease7383
    @shadeitplease7383 2 года назад +69

    I'm a history buff because some of the shit thats happened is even more interesting than any movie or game. These are definitely some "truth is stranger than fiction" times we are in lol. Wtf is even happening haha

    • @supersonicguru1
      @supersonicguru1 2 года назад +1

      Any particular things in history that happened that caught you off guard? I'm no history buff, but I love "learning about what I don't know" , so I would love to hear a few, if you don't mind.

    • @shadeitplease7383
      @shadeitplease7383 2 года назад

      @@supersonicguru1 one that might fuck your head up is the sinking of the USS Indianapolis. Those are some crazy survivor stories right there. Dan Carlins Hardcore History: Addendum has an episode about it that's really good. I just like reading personal stories. Some more that will fuck you up is survivor stories from the atomic bombs dropped on Japan.

    • @Valvad0ss
      @Valvad0ss 2 года назад +8

      @@Kryptomi oh God go outside lmfao ancient aliens are mid and you are dull.

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 2 года назад +8

      @@Kryptomi LOL, Aliens did it!! Good one. They have recreated some of these things using those same tools, add tens of thousands of people over hundreds of years, and it's pretty easy.

    • @N4CR5
      @N4CR5 2 года назад +3

      This is the crypto equivalent of the fourth reich reappearing from Neuschwabenland in a fleet of VRIL ufos and taking back of the earth again.

  • @verbnounnumber6955
    @verbnounnumber6955 2 года назад +2

    Them: Do your research!!!!!1!
    Kira: On it mate.

  • @tbone9051
    @tbone9051 2 года назад +8

    I love the “planned attack” part, I’m just imagining a big table with Twitter users and their dumb pfps all around it

  • @balloonymanwitch9076
    @balloonymanwitch9076 2 года назад +5

    Cryptoland would be an absolute nightmare. Being stuck on an island with a bunch of crypto bros, only one night life venue , limited everything. What would be the total population? Law enforcement? Health care options? Supply chains? Living on an island might sound great but I'm sure it would get old quick. Especially living with the individuals this sort of thing attracts.

  • @juances
    @juances 2 года назад +13

    What was even the point of stealing all those instagram photos? They already said they didn't buy the island yet and thus havent built anything. Did they not notice how much they were contradicting themsevels by showing all those buildings and stuff and pretending they were real?

    • @SereneAncalime
      @SereneAncalime 2 года назад +9

      It's basically a filtering process. Filter out anyone who has even an ounce of sense. Get only the most idiotic or devoted people to go for this and put their money in.
      Then "fail" due to all those evil negative people online and vanish with the money

  • @projectfanboy
    @projectfanboy 2 года назад +3

    The pinball machine they play is a Stern Iron Maiden "Legacy of the beast" machine.

  • @trickeh2k
    @trickeh2k 2 года назад +14

    Here we go again. This is the new Earth 2 *MJ Popcorn*

  • @KaDaJxClonE
    @KaDaJxClonE 2 года назад +51

    When you're a company, and someone asks a question regarding legal or criminal action, you should either quote your home countries law or UN law. In either situation, 16 is the lowest possible age of consent formally recognized by any legitimate western government.
    Simply replying 16, 17 or 18. Would've been a fine answer. But they CHOSE to use dog-whistle words like "mental maturity" AND use an emoji. Who uses an emoji in a pointed question? Someone dodging, deflecting, or otherwise obscuring their true intention.

    • @NotMeButAnother
      @NotMeButAnother 2 года назад +9

      Nitpick: some first world countries have staggered age of consent, which for example in Germany starts at 14. Your point absolutely stands though.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 года назад +1

      It’s 16 here in the UK.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 2 года назад +2

      @@NotMeButAnother 12 in both Japan and the Philippines.

    • @artirony410
      @artirony410 2 года назад +1

      the age of consent in Fiji is 16

    • @mrwizard5012
      @mrwizard5012 2 года назад

      Yep. No reason to use cute insinuations like that unless you wanted people to think you're pedo friendly.

  • @awkwardPause
    @awkwardPause 2 года назад +12

    When someone told me their mascot was called Connie, my reaction was to ask if Scammie was already taken. Good to see my intuition was correct lol

  • @aimhrialta
    @aimhrialta 2 года назад +28

    We need to get Kira to a million subs just so he can post pics of the award under anyone who posts that bullshit about the cryptolanders giving out the awards

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 года назад +13

    If it goes ahead, its going to be very interesting. Let's not forget that Fiji has 2 tsunami seasons per year.
    Edit: tropical cyclones, not tsunamis. Thanks for the correction.

    • @danieldahlborg8192
      @danieldahlborg8192 2 года назад +1

      I think you mean cyclones. Tsunamis are not seasonal.

    • @ext93
      @ext93 2 года назад +2

      Typhoon season. Tsunami are unpredictable tectonic/oceanic events, not annual weather patterns

  • @bilbortboxing1313
    @bilbortboxing1313 2 года назад +10

    I think the age of consent reply was done completely knowingly, and confirms to me that the founders know it is a scam, and the reply is to try and create further investment posibilities from an "unbecoming market", as Prince Andrew might say.

  • @feathercat9118
    @feathercat9118 2 года назад +15

    The promotional video for crypto land probably costed more ,than any crappy NFT they sell.

  • @ExValeFor
    @ExValeFor 2 года назад +58

    I just want this to succeed so fucking much. Well, not *succeed*, but *HAPPEN*. There'd be content out of this for years, it'd be a cultural milestone! Sure it'll be rock bottom, but imagine the shitshow!

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 2 года назад +5

      😆 🤣 🤣 Damn!! I also would like this island to happen just watch from afar 😎!

    • @BeBopScraBoo
      @BeBopScraBoo 2 года назад +9

      lol time to rewatch all the fyre festival docs.

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 2 года назад +4

      Epstein's Island 2 - Cryptocurrency bogaloo.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 года назад +1

      It's like Brexit, I want to see it's supporters watch their dream collapse.

  • @jdevlin1910
    @jdevlin1910 2 года назад +34

    "Make your own research", "planned attacked", jeez boys you're giving the game away very early here.

  • @lordvonsteiner2452
    @lordvonsteiner2452 2 года назад +7

    So this is either a huge scam, a legit bussiness that desperately needs to fire whoever is in charge of their social media or this is one of the most committed deep cover trolls i've ever seen.

  • @Snake1257
    @Snake1257 2 года назад +15

    This is promising to be even more outrageous than CoE/KoE, Dreamland and E2. This is gold for your channel. Congrats, I guess? 😁

  • @edmundmondo1682
    @edmundmondo1682 2 года назад +2

    Buying land on Cryptoland is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
    I am now homeless and every day is a new experience!
    I am writing from an internet cafè and have no money to pay for it! Time to run before the police comes looking for me! 👮‍♀

  • @QALibrary
    @QALibrary 2 года назад +9

    I just sent this to a well know youtube lawyer that deals in copyright - he might have fun with this

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 2 года назад

      Oh which one? Curious.

    • @QALibrary
      @QALibrary 2 года назад +2

      @@GodOfPlague Leonard French, it does help that we can send each other DMs so anything I send him he normally picks up straight away and gives me feedback either more research, let more time pan out or do some story boarding or wait to who effect contact him directly

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 2 года назад +1

      @@QALibrary I thought it might be him when you said copyright law. That or maybe RUclipsr law but I think he is contract law can't remember. I follow alot of lawyers. I used to be a paralegal, before becoming the diety of disease, so I enjoy staying attached to the field in this way.

    • @QALibrary
      @QALibrary 2 года назад +1

      @@GodOfPlague I used to work in the civil service law library in Northern Ireland. Leonard has done contract law in the past but copyright is his specialist area - also training as a librarian you deal with a lot of copyright law as well and that was part of my job when working for the NHS

  • @xellios
    @xellios 2 года назад +28

    "Do your own research" = Seek out content that re-enforces my narrative.
    I love that Kira had to look at their twitter page logged out because they pre-emptively blocked him.
    This saga gets better and better.

    • @KiraTV1
      @KiraTV1  2 года назад +8

      lmao incognito window is a saviour here

  • @mikemcdonald8952
    @mikemcdonald8952 2 года назад +13

    Part of me wishes that they had been left to progress their "project", just to see how much more awful it could get. Needless to say, them in firefighting mode is equally funny. Great work Kira.

  • @kylegonewild
    @kylegonewild 2 года назад +183

    When you REALLY wanna live on an Epstein island but you don't have the hush money from billionaires to afford it yourself.

    • @TheDanmanimal
      @TheDanmanimal 2 года назад +14

      Hey Cryptolanders!
      Just because you’re willingly living on an Epstein Island, it doesn’t change the fact that celebrities still won’t want to have sex with you.

    • @faranell7481
      @faranell7481 2 года назад +12

      @@TheDanmanimal Let me fix it for you:
      Hey Cryptolanders!
      Just because you’re willingly living on an Epstein Island, it doesn’t change the fact that celebrities still won’t want to have sex with you. ;)

    • @TheDanmanimal
      @TheDanmanimal 2 года назад

      @@faranell7481 I'm so confused as to what was fixed...thanks though?

    • @faranell7481
      @faranell7481 2 года назад +2

      @@TheDanmanimal Just added that little ";)".

  • @Luckyluckyluc
    @Luckyluckyluc 2 года назад +2

    I find it really funny how they quoted Carlos Matos on their own website, when that quote "We are changing the world as we know it" was from his Bitconnect presentation years ago... And when it is now known he isn't even affiliated with them in any way... XD

  • @Mrawfulgamer
    @Mrawfulgamer 2 года назад +7

    i for one can not wait for them to take any single person to court that means we will be able to get hold of all there documents and find out in court what is real and what is a lie

  • @blackcirnoguro5953
    @blackcirnoguro5953 2 года назад +22

    "A crypto-degen, with a crush on crypto-kitties"
    Does anyone else thinks, that this is a really weird think to say in your "sales pitch"

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 2 года назад +4

      Not to mention the fact that when "Christopher" says "Crypto-Kitties" it is easily misheard as "Crypto kiddies"... The fact that the VA is so bad that you can mishear something like that is a big fucking red flag in my book.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 2 года назад +2

      What's a crypto-kitty anyway? Like those ugly apes, just as a cat?

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 2 года назад +1

      @@rolfs2165 cryptokitties are from a 2017 web game where you buy digital cats with cryptocurrency and breed them with other people's cats to sell the resulting kittens to the marketplace and show them around to other players.
      Basically, Neopets mixed with Axie Infinity without any chance to care for, customize, or even play with your pet.

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 2 года назад +3

    This company that wants to establish an island settlement with luxury infrastructure can't even credit the artist for a seagull animation. Wow.

  • @maeror1022
    @maeror1022 2 года назад +5

    Would be pretty funny to see a bunch of cryptobros get arrested by the Fijian authorities tbh

  • @roskelld
    @roskelld 2 года назад +8

    Remember when we thought DreamWorld was the most idiotic project idea?

  • @tuff-knorf4561
    @tuff-knorf4561 2 года назад +7

    Lol, the patheticness and incompetence is in every single thing these scammers do.

  • @nickh4354
    @nickh4354 2 года назад +4

    This is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Thank you for covering this absolute gem of a trainwreck

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 2 года назад +1

    They don’t even say “do your own research” they tell you to MAKE your own research.

  • @ageoflove1980
    @ageoflove1980 2 года назад +15

    Thank you for the content. If it wasnt for RUclipsrs and other freelance journalists like Jim Sterling, YongYea, yourself and other like you, these companies would be able to get away with a lot more shady practices. Somebody has to blow the whistle on stuff like this. Official media and governments are usually too slow and not tech savvy enough to adequately report on the latest dodgy deals.

  • @MisterNightfish
    @MisterNightfish 2 года назад +7

    Fair use is even broader than you'd think, based on common sense. If you look at the case of Sargon vs Akilah, regardless of what you might think of either of those, that held up in court and it was just unedited footage.

  • @mattroxursoul
    @mattroxursoul 2 года назад +15

    Eh trying to convince someone with mental maturity to come to an island sounds like some kind of attempt to traffic. Or at the very least telling people to be runaways. Age of consent means that before that age they do not have the ability to make a decision on consent on anything.

  • @fury60058
    @fury60058 2 года назад +1

    Addicted to you content bud. Watch it as soon as it pops in my feed. Keep knocking it out of the park!

  • @gilolaes4725
    @gilolaes4725 2 года назад +2

    Arya Realty about to come and get in on this sweet Cryptoland Action.
    I cannot WAIT

  • @TheDontletmedie
    @TheDontletmedie 2 года назад

    I forgot when I found your channel but I'm glad I ran across it. I like how you show the receipts (metaphorically) with everything you say. I'll be here for as long as you produce content.

  • @do3807
    @do3807 2 года назад +7

    I was worried January content would be a lil dry, but here's Cryptoland coming in for the save :D

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +7

    Wouldn't be supirsed if Tanner Rosenkovic / Various Benson / (whatever pseudoname he goes by) is behind Crypto Land

  • @Mysticgamer
    @Mysticgamer 2 года назад +3

    I want them to threaten someone with litigation, only for the person to be an experienced lawyer or related to one and have them call their bluff. I want them to have to explain this without marketing jargon.

  • @Christopher_S
    @Christopher_S 2 года назад +7

    This is actually crazy. This comes across as a very shady cash grab. From my perspective, they deserve all the criticism they're getting right now.

  • @faizalsyamsul
    @faizalsyamsul 2 года назад +3

    The whole situation is so bad that I don’t mind teaming up with Carlos Matos to bring these people down lol

  • @thematic3893
    @thematic3893 2 года назад +4

    I love when you pull these peoples skirts up and expose them for their nonsense Kira. Puts the fear of having empty pockets in them. Keep it up mate! 🤣

  • @LetruneInedil
    @LetruneInedil 5 месяцев назад

    I had just found out how DEEP this hell island goes. Darn. Thank you for hours of entertainment!

  • @Noddydc
    @Noddydc 2 года назад +10

    Loving this series!

  • @321Leviathan
    @321Leviathan 2 года назад

    thanks for these videos Kira, this rabbit hole is going to be a blast to go down. Have a good day bro.

  • @autemsicarius
    @autemsicarius 2 года назад +1

    Cryptoland: Do yOuRr OwN rEsEaRcH!?!?!
    People with Intelligence: So…you have declared war

  • @ollllj
    @ollllj 2 года назад +7

    yeah its me. i am pulling all the strings behind the curtain, because i just hate all the NFT.

  • @Vasthrae
    @Vasthrae 2 года назад +1

    I'm not sure how you did it, but I'm addicted to these types of videos now. Keep up the amazing work.

  • @flare0080
    @flare0080 2 года назад +2

    The pinball machine in the Cryptoland video is the Iron Maiden Legacy of the Beast machine and Eddie, a copyrighted character, is shown. Can someone get in touch with the band so we can have it removed?

  • @6581punk
    @6581punk 2 года назад +2

    4:58 The wink is like the Monty Python "nudge nudge" sketch. Nudge nudge, wink wink say no more.

  • @d.5432
    @d.5432 2 года назад +2

    And I thought it couldn't get better after seeing all the stuff with earth 2, but this man, this is a whole new level. Even the Fyre festival put more work into their project then these people did. Holy shit

  • @Mamsaturatdevoi
    @Mamsaturatdevoi 2 года назад

    Thank you for this video :) One of your best; I really enjoy watching you single handedly dismantle an entire company with sound logic and facts. Classic Ash :)

  • @JoelElRican
    @JoelElRican 2 года назад +6

    Do none of these cryptobros know anything about The Streisand Effect? They are just digging the hole themselves

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 2 года назад +2

      They're crypt bros they think they're millionaires and are in just a reformatting of a MLM/insert x scam scheme

  • @comaiscool
    @comaiscool 2 года назад +4

    Ah, fun another Kira upload just like clockwork to make the start of the week better.

  • @oliver_twistor
    @oliver_twistor 2 года назад +5

    Absolutely amazing. Thanks for covering the shitshow for us, Kira!

  • @teadreamin9827
    @teadreamin9827 2 года назад

    Wow, thanks for bringing this story to us despite the threats. Very enjoyable listening to you relating it to us. :)

  • @NumbersCanBeFun
    @NumbersCanBeFun 2 года назад +1

    I am really glad you speak out on subjects like this. With all the bad actors out on the internet these days, I appreciate a voice of reason.

  • @_Just_John
    @_Just_John 2 года назад +2

    16:26 - "You are not allow to commercially profit." - Hahahahaha. I don't think they will, mate.

  • @jackiesharp018
    @jackiesharp018 2 года назад +1

    The shadowy motive: concern for safety of people getting scammed into this

  • @batchampa
    @batchampa 2 года назад +2

    What are their plans for sewage treatment, water treatment, power generation, workers and their housing, healthcare, etc.

  • @phillipmitchell2254
    @phillipmitchell2254 2 года назад +3

    Man this is gonna get more hilarious than Earth 2 by far

  • @bubbazanetti3984
    @bubbazanetti3984 2 года назад

    Props from Portugal, have a great year !

  • @algi1
    @algi1 2 года назад +2

    16:56
    So, the thing about using that guy's likeness is that almost everything I saw from them was virtual, except one thing: the Bitconnect pinball machine looked super real. So, how on earth did they make a whole pinball machine without checking the rights?

    • @douglasdoherty9057
      @douglasdoherty9057 2 года назад +1

      I get the feeling they thought they could get away with it under some sort of parody law.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 2 года назад +1

      I saw another video about cryptoland and the poster noted that the pinball machine used in the ad was actually an Iron Maiden machine. That machine had a similar layout to the "Bitcoinnneeeect" machine, even down to the placement of the flashing tile stickers and sphinx target (in the animated "Bitcoinnneeeeect" version, the skull face on the sphinx was replaced with the Bitcoin symbol.)

    • @algi1
      @algi1 2 года назад

      @@ahniandfriends123 Wow, that's super interesting.

  • @urthface
    @urthface 2 года назад +2

    They must have just forgotten to mint the promo video as an NFT

  • @Redtail45044
    @Redtail45044 2 года назад +1

    That bit about them trying to spook someone with threat of being sued sounds like a rather close imitation to what happened with that Sterling guy and Digital Homicide, admittedly.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 2 года назад +1

      If I am not mistaken they tried to sue him for TEN MILLION!

    • @Redtail45044
      @Redtail45044 2 года назад

      @@FutureChaosTV Hm, hmmm. I think so. I should watch that again, it has been awhile. But yeah, I see much suing in Cryptoland thing about to occur.

  • @aphorizem
    @aphorizem 2 года назад +1

    *Rubs hands....* Here we go baby, another saga unfolds.

  • @AgapeForgotten
    @AgapeForgotten 2 года назад +1

    Poe's law is an adage that says, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied. This also reminds me of the things that happened around the sale of hot dog water, first sold as a joke to those who were very concerned about health for.. like.. I think it was $30 a bottle? It sold and they decided to run with the idea.

  • @Comedymakesmelaugh7
    @Comedymakesmelaugh7 2 года назад +4

    Ngl the initial Cryptoland reveal had me thinking it was just some big, high effort shitpost/parody. But now I see it's real and I am no longer laughing. I feel only despair.

  • @IAmAzarath
    @IAmAzarath 2 года назад +2

    Ah Cryptoland, my new favorite drama, well after Keeping Up with the Caspians of course.

  • @zipperneckfronkenstein3364
    @zipperneckfronkenstein3364 2 года назад +1

    Oh good, this decade needed a new Fyre Festival to watch collapse in on itself.

  • @About_That_Life
    @About_That_Life 2 года назад +1

    Kira u r a legend. This was great video!! Done your homework & got shit ton of info. Can’t wait to see how they come back after this one ☝🏻. Loool 😈

  • @neptunx3182
    @neptunx3182 2 года назад +3

    Love the Video mate , keep them comming :)

  • @llamatronian101
    @llamatronian101 2 года назад +5

    If this even goes ahead, I think that some of these cryptobros are not going to enjoy their interactions with the Fijian police force.

  • @nebulajumper6216
    @nebulajumper6216 2 года назад +3

    Bro: I'M A CRYPTOBROOOOOOOOO !!!
    Everyone: What's your IQ?
    Bro: My what?